Celebrate the holidays with a totally original holiday story!

At a secluded karate retreat on Christmas Eve, disgraced fake news journalist Paul DaFoe is visited by 3.5 spirits who take him on a surprising journey through his past, present, and future. In Somewhere West of New York City, LeAnn stands vigilant in the control room, working to save a newscast with no anchor. Will Paul learn the true meaning of Christmas, or will The Fakist fade away forever?

All that, plus ‘Twas The Night Before Kanye read by Coverville’s Brian Ibbott.

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CAST

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

EASY-GOING NARRATOR – Brian Ibbott

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

PAUL DAFOE – Himself

JUICE BARTENDER – CJ Boat

SENSEI MARK – Peter Price

LITTLE GIRL – DINAH DELROY

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

JIM WARD – Dean Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion

MONTIPAIRE DAFOE – Derek O’Neill

OLD MAN – Michael Lucero

OLD WOMAN – Ariane Marchese

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie DeSimone

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

BIG BROTHER – Wynn Mercere

BARACK OBAMA – Himself

CHRIS BRITTLEBRAT – Peter Price

MILLENNIAL MELVIN – Peter Price

NEWS MAN – Peter Price

CINDY MCNEIL – Melanie Dudas

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

JIMMY THE KID – DORKFACE DELROY

TEACHER – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

GRANDMA SNYDER – Amy Hypnarowski

SPIRIT OF FAKE NEWS COMING UP – Rebecca Johnson

TEENSY TIMMY – Ariane Marchese

BO CRATCHIT – Michael Lucero

BRENDA FEINHART – Rachel Boat

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MUSIC

In The Bleak Midwinter / O Holy Night / Silent Night / Carol of the Bells / First Noel / He Is Born / Christmas Time Is Here Music by Stephan Carroll

Memories – https://www.bensound.com

“Christmas” by King on da beat https://soundcloud.com/king415/christmas

Perception – https://www.bensound.com

The Duel – https://www.bensound.com

Nouvelle Noel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

“Wish Background” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) “Chase Pulse Faster” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) “Electro Cabello” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Going Higher – https://www.bensound.com

Sexy – https://www.bensound.com

“Doobly Doo” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

“Spy Glass” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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