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We're bribing our viewers to boost our ratings on our first newscast after the #RedCloudCrisis. Ron Joliver is back to reveal how one Seattle man is trying to bring My So-Called Life back from the dead. Then, one Instagram influencer ruins her life with one dishonest tweet. Plus, Mayor Audra Reliant is building a new sports stadium, but is it really the best thing for Somewhere West of New York City? All that, plus an exclusive interview with Microsoftey Bill Gates, coming up on The Fakist. Please tune in. We really need to boost our numbers!

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE - Bill Meeks

RON JOLIVER - John Harrison

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

LEANN SNYDER - Rebecca Johnson

 ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

TIM "PRESS PLAY" PLAYGON - Shawn Trail

AI BOT -  Peter Price

TIM MONET -  Peter Price

AUDRA RELIANT - Allison Jara

NEVIL RELIANT - JR Thorsen

LOUIS LANE - Brady Hendricks

WOMAN IN CROWD - Anne Marie

RENT-A-KID ANNOUNCER - Shawn Trail

DEBRA DAWNSTAR - Anne Marie

SALLY - Kate Sheridan

LIZ - Anne Marie

BELLA - Dinah Delroy

SISTER RACHEL - Dawn Owar

KID 1 - Doofus Delroy

KID 2 - Dorkface Delroy

KID 3 - Dinah Delroy

ROY SILVER -  Derek O’Neill

JOLT COLA SINGER - Bill Meeks

PRISCILLA RINGER - Allison Jara

INGRID NELSON - Hope Mullinax

MOM - Anne Marie

BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE - Bobby Hawke

GWYNETH PALTROW - Anne Marie

PAUL FIEG - Bryce Castillo

RADIO ANNOUNCER - Bill Meeks

TEEN CLAIRE - Allison Jara

TEEN JOSH - JR Thorsen

BARTENDER- Brady Hendricks

BILL GATES - Samuel Lewis

PROFESSOR DINK - Bobby Hawke

KID ATHLETE - Nathan Parnes

BANK EMPLOYEE - Jamey Lewis

BERTRAM KCOM - Adam Paulauski

Ron Joliver's So-Called Life, written by John Harrison & Derek O’Neill

 

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