Ever have to deal with a rotten customer? Make MacFlurries? Looking for "delivery near me?" We tackle the service industry and all its horrors.

What local pot shop chopped the top off their resource crop? Then, we're breaking the news before it happens in UP TO THE MINUTE. Did you hear about Bilbo Bixby, local folk hero? We’ve got the scoop. Birdman Stan flies into the heart of the action. All that plus a look ahead at this weekend's Regatta with Byron Seales in the Mythological Weather Crisis Center, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE - Himself

LEANN - Rebecca Johnson

PAUL DAFOE - Himself BYRON SEALES - Tony Hooper ANNOUNCER - Roberto Villegas LEANN - Rebecca Johnson JOHNNY DOOBOIS - Adam Paulauski TONY METZ -  Peter Price HIPPIE - Bobby Hawke BIRDMAN STAN - Bobby Hawke LYDIA APPLEBOTTOM - Anne Marie DeSimone RENT-A-KIDS - Doofy, Dinah, and Dorkface Delroy DRAMATIC REENACTOR - Michael Lucero TIM DELROY - Himself GEORGE SLAPDASHKI -  Peter Price BILBO BIXBY - Michael Lucero BERNIE MCFERNIE - Tom Merritt BARTENDER - Tim Delroy SOME DUDE - Tim Delroy TRINI - Anne Marie

MUSIC Madam Ka-Prow's (New Lunch Place) Performed by Paul DaFoe, Rebecca Johnson, Tony Hooper, and Bobby Hawke Music by Stephan Carroll

Buddy - https://www.bensound.com

Epic - https://www.bensound.com

Extreme Action, Hey! - https://www.bensound.com Rushed Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Killers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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