{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0406 - I Did Not Pee On A Dog, JEEZ! - 08/10/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2332,"description":"The Viktor Wilt Show begins exactly how a Monday deserves to begin: with Viktor Wilt running on approximately three molecules of sleep, wondering why being in bed at a reasonable hour apparently no longer guarantees the human body will perform the extremely basic task of shutting down. After a weekend of yard sailing, lazily playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and accomplishing significantly less than theoretically possible, Viktor arrives at work spiritually prepared to do absolutely nothing while physically being required to do several hours of radio. The weather immediately joins the assault, with temperatures climbing toward 96 degrees before the promise of thunderstorms and much more tolerable temperatures later in the week provides a tiny glimmer of hope.\nThen, somehow, the morning gets even stupider: Viktor discovers what he describes as possibly the greatest Bigfoot video ever recorded, only to discover that the legendary forest cryptid is actually a bison wandering through fog. For several glorious seconds, the animal looks exactly like the sort of blurry, enormous, vaguely humanoid creature that has launched approximately 9,000 Bigfoot investigations, documentaries, blurry photographs, and men named Greg into the wilderness with binoculars. But once the camera gets closer, the terrifying Sasquatch reveals itself to be a large furry idiot simply walking around being a bison. This leads Viktor down the rabbit hole of other cryptid explanations, including the Bear Lake Monster, which could potentially be explained by an elk swimming across Bear Lake with nothing visible except its head and enormous antlers. Apparently, the world's cryptozoological mysteries may simply be wildlife caught from an unfortunate camera angle.\nFrom there, the show enters the first major social-media stupidity incident of the morning. Over the weekend, Becca filmed Viktor filling up the dog's swimming pool with a hose, but positioned him in such a way that it looked like he was...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}