{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast","title":"May 1, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/0ece97af\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4071,"description":"Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, May 1st, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick off May in the most chaotic, delightful way possible and honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way. From orphaned words you didn't know existed to a furnace that won't quit, a birthday on the horizon, prom season, a tractor arriving on Sunday, what lies deep into the ocean, hot dogs become a safari, dandelions become a cause, and somehow milking a cow becomes the most divisive topic of the episode. Plus, May holidays galore, No Mow May, No Meat May, fun facts about Canada's almost-name, New Hampshire's seatbelt rebellion, the unwritten rules of life we're all apparently breaking, and more! It's Friday. It's May 1st. Chantel turns 45 tomorrow. Let's go!!!Timestamps:(0:00) - Bonus: Orphaned negatives(3:00) - Broken furnace(7:06) - Good News(10:57) - Octopus fossils(17:31) - 6 sharp pencils(24:44) - Bob & Linda Belcher(31:20) - Crust only grilled cheese(36:55) - Garden goodies(42:48) - Unwritten rules(46:18) - Chantel does NOT want farm animals(55:15) - May is packed(56:53) - No mow May & no meat May(59:58) - Farmers markets(1:01:18) - Would You Rather(1:03:33) - Friday fun facts","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/_oHg7ViKQJ7E_0IIxVLTSfIptF8gCCZCUbBg4Slkn8I/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS80Njg0/YmQyZDY5NjNhNzk4/ZGIyZjEyZGVkMGRk/MGFjZS5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}