{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Espresso","title":"The Teacher With A Pet Flea In A Locket (Weird Substitute Teachers)","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/15e5475a\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3554,"description":"You haven't truly had an eating disorder until you eat ten bunless Big Macs with a knife and fork 😙  Today we remember why high school kids are the most ruthless people on earth and why putting Pepto-Bismol in your math teacher's coffee is rat tail kid activity. Don't act like you wouldn't sign up for a government-funded week of going back to high school at age 35 just so you can cater lunch from Qdoba and depants your bois in the hallway 😎 Love ya fam see ya sunday🫡\n-------------------------------------------------\nSend this to your homies to support the pod!\nhttps://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi \n☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/\n💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX\n🧢 \"𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗\"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/\n-------------------------------------------------\n**TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS**\n**0:00 - Intro**\n**2:40 - Leaving your car running for four hours while substitute teaching**\n**5:35 - Playing indoor ruler baseball with Mr. Bogardis**\n**7:50 - Mrs. Anderson and the hair scarf showdown**\n**9:00 - Proposing high school week for thirty-five-year-olds**\n**12:15 - Hiring pale nerds and the situational hotness trap**\n**17:45 - The substitute teacher with a pet flea in a locket**\n**21:45 - Art class prop comedy and calling the ice cream shop on a stapler**\n**25:50 - Turning in your Scratten and religion class junk resituating**\n**29:10 - Mr. French's Assateague Island elementary camping trip**\n**36:05 - Searing cream cheese bagels on the bottom of a dirty shoe**\n**38:50 - Shuffling I hate Miss Phillips messages onto math quizzes**\n**42:20 - Spotting the Chris Farley lookalike sub eating wings at Hooters**\n**46:30 - Native American lesbian PE teachers screaming about untied shoes**\n**52:40 - Off pizza for four months and fighting the pizza demons**","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/ahNXC1H4ETWCFIcYm82QrgNF1mMCcJkFzVAbVU3xhUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzEwODgwLzE2NzI4/OTcxOTAtYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}