{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!","title":"Why You Should NEVER FaceTime From The Shower (And Other Dating Advice)","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/16700d8f\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2894,"description":"Would you pay $350 to bring a FAKE BOYFRIEND to Thanksgiving dinner? 😂 Because apparently that's an actual business idea, and Jen and Ashten have QUESTIONS!\nThis week on **This Is Why We Can't Have a Podcast**, we're diving headfirst into the ridiculous world of modern romance, questionable dating decisions, and the things that give us the absolute ICK.\nAshten takes us on a people-watching adventure at a country bar, where she's left wondering if anyone actually expects to find true love between the two-stepping and tequila. Meanwhile, Jen discovers that you can apparently RENT a boyfriend for Thanksgiving, complete with matching outfits, a fake love story, and a platinum package that includes kissing your mother on the cheek!\nAnd just when you think things couldn't get weirder, we're discussing a bizarre viral White House appearance that has the internet making comparisons to animatronics and lizard people. 🦎\n**In this episode:**\n- 🤠 Finding love in all the wrong places — the Urban Cowboy edition\n- 💰 Rent-a-boyfriend Thanksgiving packages from $75 to $350\n- 🚩 Dating icks, cringey TikTok men, and couples who sit on the same side of the booth\n- 🎄 Why Hallmark movies make absolutely no sense\n- ❤️ The little things that actually matter in a relationship\n- 🛁 The great bath-versus-shower debate\n- 🦎 A viral White House appearance and the internet's wildest reactions\n- 📱 Why Jen probably shouldn't FaceTime from the shower!\nThere's also a surprisingly heartfelt conversation about love, loss, and appreciating the little things your partner does for you.\nIt's friendship, Gen X versus Millennial opinions, unsolicited relationship advice, and enough rabbit holes to keep us talking all night.\n**JOIN THE CONVERSATION!** 👇\nWould YOU rent a boyfriend for Thanksgiving? What's your biggest dating ICK? And are you Team Hallmark or Team Absolutely Not?\nTell us in the comments because, as usual, the comment section might be the best part!\n👍 LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & SHARE if you enjoy two...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/jGmkKujYix6z6oxlpYNBmeU_51hBYkJUP8Rd7x5uiY8/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9kMjcz/YmU4OGU5N2RhMTJm/MGFhZWJhOTdjOGU1/NDNmOS5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}