{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Wife Approved with Shane & Caroline","title":"Ep 54: We Made Dating Profiles… We’re Screwed","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/17c93bd5\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3232,"description":"What would our dating profiles look like if we suddenly had to start over in 2026? Apparently… not great.\nThis week starts on a much more serious note after a scary situation at our daughter’s school left us a bit shaken right before filming the episode. Thankfully, everything turned out okay, but it was one of those parenting moments that drains every bit of energy out of you.\nThen we desperately needed to lighten things up.\nSo we decided to answer dating-app prompts and build the profiles we’d have if we were single today. Bucket lists, greatest strengths, love languages, biggest risks, dating dealbreakers… and somehow Shane’s entire profile basically becomes Apple, dessert, and food.\nWe also get into whether we’d actually use dating apps, blind-date photo shoots, why Caroline would absolutely run a background check, old movie quotes, and much more.\nTurns out we should probably just stay married.\nThanks for hanging out with us! If you have a topic, question, or ridiculous idea for a future episode, drop it in the comments or send it anonymously through the link below.\n---\n🎙️ New episodes every week\n📺 Watch/listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get podcasts\n*💬 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS:*\nGot a topic or question for us? Submit anonymously here:\nhttps://shanewhatley.com/wife-approved-podcast/\n---\n*📱 CONNECT WITH US*\n📸 Instagram:\nhttps://www.instagram.com/wifeapprovedpodcast\n🏠 Shane's Smart Home YouTube:\nhttps://youtube.com/@ShaneCreates\n---\n*⭐ If you're enjoying the podcast, leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts – it helps us a lot! Thanks for listening.*\n#WifeApprovedPodcast #MarriagePodcast #RealTalk #SmartHome\nChapters\n0:00 — Intro\n0:31 — A Scary Day Before Filming (as a parent)\n7:44 — Let’s Talk Dating Apps\n10:41 — Building Our Dating Profiles\n18:15 — What Is Dating Us Actually Like?\n22:53 — How We Wind Down & Get Out of a Funk\n26:34 — Two Truths and a Lie\n29:49 — Would We Actually Use a Dating App?\n31:17 — Love Languages & Dating...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/eIv2vlhsnxICYxJPorXeG13uzYP9ezP2w0DLoGI0RW4/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS8wYzdm/YjJiNzNhNjY0ZmRl/YmE2NGZiNzk5ZDQ1/YTY2NS5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}