{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0310 - You Criticized The Government Online? Congrats, You’re On A List - 02/17/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2044,"description":"On this frostbitten, slush-soaked Tuesday transmission from the trenches of Idaho Falls, Viktor Wilt drags himself into the studio like a caffeinated cryptid emerging from a cave of regret, immediately declaring war on snow, Meta, and the concept of consciousness itself. The show begins with slick roads and existential dread as news breaks that Meta has patented an AI capable of resurrecting your dead relatives’ Facebook accounts so Grandma can start posting minion memes from beyond the grave. Nothing says “good morning” like imagining deceased loved ones dropping hot takes on current events. Zuckerberg is apparently building a haunted house but it’s just your newsfeed. The vibe? Light apocalypse. Casual dystopia. Breakfast terror.From there, the brain pinballs into a discussion about what 99% of humans can do that the remaining 1% cannot—rolling Rs, swallowing pills, remembering faces, burping (imagine the internal pressure), taking naps (THE TRUE TRAGEDY), and driving competently, which according to evidence on the roads is not universal. Meanwhile, Viktor openly fantasizes about napping while Becca lives the dream and he does chores like a martyr to domestic responsibility.Then it’s off to Frosty Footsteps 5K—walking in the literal cold to raise money for the Idaho Falls Rescue Mission—because if we’re all going to freeze in slush, we might as well do it for charity. A wholesome detour before we plunge headfirst into global stupidity.Australia enters the chat with a family that tried to dodge a $600 restaurant bill by ripping armpit hair out and planting it in their food. Yes. Armpit hair sabotage. The culinary equivalent of self-inflicted follicular warfare. They were caught on camera committing the pit-pluck maneuver and now restaurants everywhere must remain vigilant against sweaty follicle fraud.We spiral further as a British “boffin” warns that 15,000 city-killer asteroids could be silently hurtling toward Earth and there is apparently no grand planetary...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}