{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0213 - I WILL NOT RUN. - 06/13/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3277,"description":"This episode of the Viktor Wilt Show took a nosedive off the high board of reason and belly-flopped straight into a pool filled with dream logic, spam urine, and demon portals. Viktor kicked things off by recapping a recent dream where he survived a solo skydive from a ghost plane with his truck onboard—classic metaphor for truck-related anxiety, obviously—and immediately transitioned into how Florida men with crazy eyes are now tapping knives on door cameras like it’s a casual Tuesday. The vibe only spiraled from there.Viktor dissected jobs that suck way harder than advertised, from zookeepers and social workers to video game testers who live in a joyless dystopia of broken mechanics and crushed dreams. Then came the horror movie segment, where we learned that Candace Cameron believes watching The Exorcist might actually open a portal to hell, prompting Viktor to openly admit he’s probably opened hundreds of those by now and would gladly open more. Because horror fans, according to director Mike Flanagan, are the happiest people on earth—and frankly, after this episode, that’s the only kind of people we trust.Peaches popped in to start a full-blown argument about why Viktor refused to run in a dumb TikTok challenge about outrunning Lieutenant Crain. Viktor stood his ground, citing age, dignity, and general hatred of movement, while Peaches accused him of being a content boomer who hides behind views from ancient YouTube interviews. It was the radio equivalent of two gremlins fighting in a Denny’s parking lot at 2 a.m.Then it was time for Freak News, where Viktor reported that a Florida man urinated all over $10,000 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam’s Club. As if that wasn’t enough to melt your brain, someone else was found perched on a radio tower in D.C., possibly just trying to steal the signal directly into their dreams. And in Canada, a group of burglars broke into an adult boutique and stole... well, things. Blurry, indescribable things. Nobody is...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}