{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Espresso","title":"what's ur last meal?","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/4ec299bb\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":5515,"description":"Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing out over girls complaining about tomato texture while drinking boba tea and why taking a girl in heels to Benihana is a massive fumble. Stop acting like you didn't drink cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can in your childhood garage.\n-------------------------------------------------\nSend this to your homies to support the pod!\nhttps://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi \n☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/\n💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX\n🧢 \"𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗\"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/\n-------------------------------------------------\nTIMESTAMP CHAPTERS\n0:00 - Intro\n3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth\n6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam\n9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war\n14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly\n20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread\n26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture\n31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage\n38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes\n46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype\n51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana\n55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe\n1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can\n1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/ahNXC1H4ETWCFIcYm82QrgNF1mMCcJkFzVAbVU3xhUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzEwODgwLzE2NzI4/OTcxOTAtYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}