{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0277 - I Asked ChatGPT About Liquified Cremation and Now I Need Holy Water - 11/28/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3301,"description":"From the moment Viktor Wilt (spelled correctly as always, lest the gods strike us down) drags himself on-air sounding like a medieval plague doctor who lost the handbook, the episode spirals into a post-Thanksgiving delirium where time, space, and professionalism dissolve faster than the effluent from Idaho’s liquified cremations. We open on Viktor, flu-ravaged and spiritually exhausted, broadcasting live from the seventh circle of “Why am I at work?” torment while the ghost of his appetite floats somewhere above him wheezing. He attempts to talk about Black Friday lines, but it quickly devolves into him doom-scrolling Facebook like a Victorian chimney sweep trying to decode modern human rituals.Every store in Idaho apparently has a line so long it could qualify as a national park, and yet Viktor himself would rather be launched into the sun than stand in one. Then he goes on a feral rant about Jackson Hole, where apparently the only thing you can do is stare at overpriced elk-themed souvenirs and wonder where your paycheck went. He describes his own Thanksgiving as a battle royale between the flu, an Instant Pot turkey breast, and his own crumbling will to live. Then comes the Stranger Things rant: Viktor becomes a full-fledged prophet of “TURN OFF YOUR TRUMOTION, YOU SHEATHED SWINES,” channeling Ross Duffer as he rebukes every grandmother in America for watching prestige TV in Sports Mode.From there, the man becomes possessed by the spirit of Weird News Goblin #4. He dives into stories of houses in Santa Cruz that cost $30k but require paying roughly the GDP of a developing nation in monthly lot rent, a boulder that nearly Thanos-snapped a family in Leavenworth, and the medically sanctioned tradition of taking a scientific “Fart Walk” after Thanksgiving dinner. He then discovers a $41,000 human-washing pod from Japan, which he describes with the reverence of a man who has absolutely considered buying one at 3 a.m. His freak-news mania powers up further as he...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}