{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Sales Funnel Radio","title":"SFR 3: Shakin' My Stalker - Prolific Style:)","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1267,"description":"All right, All right. Sorry, I'm in the car again, by the way. Usually I am in front of a nice microphone. Every once in a while when nice thought hits me and I'm like, \"Oh my gosh. That's one of the core principals that I use.\" I decide I should probably share them with you. Anyways, I'm in the car driving and just thought I'd take the time. Recently somebody asked me, I can't remember what they asked me, but this story from my past popped up, right. I had this stalker and sorry if she's listening to this, I seriously doubt it. I was in college and I had this stalker and everyone kind of knew it. I guess that's the thing about stalkers is they're not being subtle. She was showing up at our door in our apartment. She'd be like, \"Hey, how's it going?\" She was awkward about it. She'd be like, \"Hey, yeah, so hi. Just wanted to come by and say hi and come say hi.\" You're like, Yeah you said it three times now. Then it'd be silent for a second and be like, yep because I wasn't interested. Then she'd be like, \"See you.\" I'd be like, \"Okay, we're done today, this is good. See you tomorrow or tonight or some awkward time.\" Then she'd show up again, and be like, \"Hey I made this t-shirt for you.\" I was like, \"You made me a t-shirt?\" I think I threw it away after she left. I felt bad. I was like I'm not going to wear this and keep this going. Another day she came by and was like, \"Hey, I made you cookies.\" I was like, \"Oh my gosh, you're not buying me with your dang cookies, although they're tasty and delicious.\" Anyways, she went through this crazy elaborate scheme to ask me to this Jane Austin Ball thing that the campus was putting on. That's not something I would usually go to but I'm not going to say no. I wanted to be nice. I can't even remember what she did. Maybe is was another shirt, I can't even remember what it was. It was big and elaborate and it was extremely clear that she was going through this massive thing to go through the trouble to ask me to this dance...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/wYNmCvUWj1HUVsTnnGxfHEkoAfnnZqMMXf3202FAPb4/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lOTU2/NzhmMjJmMTlhOWY2/ZmE2ZTAzOWEzNzE3/MzQ0NC5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}