{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","title":"Ep. 225 - Peaches Accidentally Becomes the Neighborhood Cryptid - 07/13/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1185,"description":"If you've ever wondered what happens when Peaches goes on a late-night fitness walk while listening to creepy music, this episode answers that question... and probably lands him on a neighborhood watch list. He somehow turns a peaceful evening stroll into a horror movie by lurking outside his friend's house, sending ominous text messages, hiding behind a garage, and popping out like the world's tallest jump scare. Viktor also tries to convince him that buying black-and-white wall art instead of an air conditioner is a terrible financial strategy, leading to an unexpectedly passionate debate about home decorating, patchouli candles, and surviving triple-digit Idaho heat. Then the conversation takes a hard left into Hollywood, where the guys try to figure out how movies filmed in one room can cost half a million dollars while Napoleon Dynamite became a classic on a tiny budget. From there, things somehow spiral into Paint Drying Simulator, Coconut Simulator, bananas that age in real time, and other games that somehow convinced real people to spend actual money. Just when you think the episode couldn't wander any farther, Jade and Josh join the show for a discussion about \"Flush Smart Month,\" a bathroom boot camp, mysterious workplace plumbing disasters, and a surprisingly disturbing conversation about the number of adults who apparently still don't know how to use a bathroom correctly. It's one of those episodes where every new topic somehow gets even more ridiculous than the last, and you'll probably find yourself asking, \"How did they end up talking about this?\" ","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Pddw3CQT_FQTLlgnjY3YGxnaLaMD5nXwmfH_yhQVx6g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}