{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Cheap Smut","title":"Episode 121 - Scrub Me, Daddy","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4292,"description":"We here at Smutco Industries are unabashed lovers of sentient object smut, so we were thrilled to dive into Scrub Me, Daddy by April Showers! It's a filthy tale about a sentient sponge who'll do anything to make you clean! (After making you FILTHY, of course!)\nBook Description\nMy entire life is a mess.\nMy ex cheated. My job sucks. And my apartment smells like old takeout and despair.\nEnter: a 3 A.M. infomercial promising the Scrubbie Dubbie will change my life.\nDesperate and half-delirious, I order it.\nThe next day, a sponge arrives—hot pink, dual-textured, and paired with a cleaning liquid that smells suspiciously like seduction. Then things get... weird. And wet.\nOne steamy scrub-down later, I slip, hit my head, and wake up to a six-foot-something alien Adonis with abs for days and an obsession with cleaning. And with me.\nHe’s strong, sudsy, and ready to polish more than just my floors.\nHe came to tidy my apartment—and he just might stay to deep-clean my soul.\nContent Considerations: Scrub Me, Daddy is an erotic sentient object romance that includes a sponge and a human woman. It’s a sweet and spicy story, all in good fun.\nTriple T's\nTRIGGERS: shitty ex-boyfriends named Aaron, late night infomercial purchases, alien invasion, truly unfortunate wardrobe choices, mild sequences of physical violence, crimes against Katie’s semantic comfort.\nTROPES: F/M Cis Heterosexual romance, sentient object romance (a sponge,) alien romance (an alien sponge,) slice of life, insta-something-or-other.\nTITLLATIONS: explicit sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, ass play, incredibly effective aphrodisiacs, masturbation with an inanimate object, sex in public, pegging (epilogue).\nSo...What Are You Into?\nKatie: The Angel Hare\nMaxx: Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator\nAuthor's Website\nOur Linktree\nScrubbie Dubbie Infomercial performed (as it appears in Scrub Me, Daddy) by Charlie Joy\nWritten by April Showers\nMusic: \"Nostalgia\" by Makaih Beats\nfreemusicarchive.org\nTheme: \"Storytime\" by Maxx Joy","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Bf3Yc43ubDtbNTbWe6vhweoXYUVHfOkI9qGw8PRckus/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS8xYjhm/ZGRkOWU2YjkxNzFj/MDU2M2JlNjM0ODk1/YjIwMi5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}