{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"THESE GUYS!","title":"ALL-TIME CHRISTMAS CHURCH BANGERS, DOWN BAD DIP SPITTERS + HOME DEPOT IS AFC","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/805d6bdb\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4828,"description":"\"The Three Wise Men should have been like a rap group.\" Imagine the sheer presence of these three guys pulling up to the manger in slow motion with gold and frankincense while everyone else is just standing around. We talk about the glory of Christmas church bangers and how a perfectly timed crescendo on \"O Holy Night\" will still make a grown man cry. Plus, we look back at the absolute shame of getting called out in the Instagram comments for wearing fake Jordans back in 2012 and the sheer panic of hiding dip spitters in your high school car.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and getting tickies for the Chicago live show04:30 Buying dupes on the TikTok shop and the origin story of fake Jordans13:15 The sheer panic of hiding dip spitters from your mom19:30 Remembering the pure magic of opening a Kohl's box with an NFL jersey inside26:15 Cheating off your girl's Amazon wish list to win at holiday gifts30:15 The crushing reality of four tests on a Friday and guessing on scantrons34:30 Discussing Indie food spots and playing video games at Pizza King40:40 Hearing wild stories about Peyton Manning sleeping in the St Elmo basement42:30 Breaking down why Game Boy is AFC and Sega Game Gear is NFC48:15 Giving advice on working the graveyard shift in local sports radio54:20 Rating the all-time Christmas church bangers and the Three Wise Men pulling up","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Wlg6HkOpllAsYFNgcFDc4gkNbv126WhTUUkrkWCfRqQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83ZjBm/NWJhZmFlYWUxYWRk/ZWRlN2NiM2ZhMzgw/YjM1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}