{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","title":"Ep. 244 - Peaches Tried To Use A Bathroom And Almost Started A Bar War - 08/13 2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1081,"description":"This episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem begins with the hosts apparently deciding that the safest possible way to spend a Thursday afternoon is to immediately introduce questionable beverages, sleep deprivation, and a philosophical investigation into the invention of the door lock. Peaches is behind the wheel of the show and announces that he is going to crack open a “dirty dude,” only to be corrected that what he actually has is a Voodoo IPA, while Victor has apparently escalated directly to moonshine because apparently there is no middle ground anymore. Then, without warning, the conversation becomes a desperately needed public-service announcement about bathroom etiquette: if you enter a single-use public restroom and the door has a lock, lock the damn door. This seemingly simple concept has apparently become too complicated for society, because Peaches recounts attempting to open a bathroom door only to have it swing halfway open before a man who is described as looking like “Duck Dynasty Santa” angrily shuts it in his face and hits him with an offended “excuse me.” The situation then spirals into an imaginary courtroom drama in which Peaches worries that the man is going to tell everyone at the bar that some enormous idiot tried to invade his restroom sanctuary, while Peaches considers blaming a tiny guy for the whole thing just to avoid being identified as the bathroom criminal. All of this happens while the crew is attempting to play trivia, meaning the intellectual competition has apparently been reduced to watching grown adults nearly ignite a bar-wide diplomatic incident over a bathroom door.\nFrom there, the episode somehow turns into an assessment of the maturity level of the people involved, with Peaches and Becca being compared to two five-year-olds who need to be kept on leashes. This leads directly into memories of the Papa Roach concert and an alarming story about Becca wandering down a back alley that looked suspiciously like the...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Pddw3CQT_FQTLlgnjY3YGxnaLaMD5nXwmfH_yhQVx6g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}