{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","title":"Ep. 60 - This CPAP is Full of Snot - 07/14/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1342,"description":"With Viktor out and both hosts barely holding it together physically, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (Maddawg) team up for a very low-sodium, high-chaos episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Sick, sniffly, and surviving on caffeine and trauma, the duo dive into a mix of listener confessions, horrifying pranks, and the shocking revelation that Las Vegas is opening an Uno-themed casino experience (because the world is ending, clearly).\nIn this one, you’ll get:\nCPAP horror stories and the logistics of sneezing into sleep apnea gear\nA full roast of everyone who tapes their mouths shut while sleeping\nMaddie’s rundown of the many movies she’s never seen (ET, John Wick, Titanic… even Lord of the Rings is too long, bro)\nA deep dive into a disturbing “human skin teddy bear prank” and the TMZ slideshow titled “Babes and Bears” that followed\nFlashbacks to the terrifying elf doll “Roland” from Classy 97's Christmas tradition (with a surprise costume idea for Russell Storms)\nMaddie’s one-year workaversary reflection (and Peaches reminding her she’s still basically an infant)\nWhy middle schoolers are chaos goblins and why no one retires from radio unless they die mid-show\nAlso discussed:\nThe ethics of gambling with Uno\nWhether Peaches would accept a birthday sash delivered by drone\nUnwashed rice confessions\nWhich board games could destroy your soul and savings in a Vegas setting (Monopoly, we’re looking at you)\nThe legend of “The S***ty Flute” Titanic meme\nIt’s a fever-dream of germs, jokes, and generational whiplash—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Pddw3CQT_FQTLlgnjY3YGxnaLaMD5nXwmfH_yhQVx6g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}