{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!","title":"Personalized Plates, Gas Station Survival & Miami Mall Madness","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/8f2bc9fd\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2153,"description":"This week on This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast… chaos strikes immediately.Jen is eating a corn dog mid-recording 🌭, Ashton is spiraling over bad drivers (and personalized license plates 😤), and somehow we end up deep in a full-blown alien conspiracy at a Miami mall 👽BUT in between the laughs, we get real—talking about grief, friendship, and the kind of people who will walk into the river with you (even in Chanel pants 💅).✨ In this episode:The dangers of personalized license plates (apparently 😅)Jen’s strategy for surviving potential murderers at gas stationsA new widow listener we may have recruited 💔➡️❤️Why adult friendships are everythingAnd… the Miami Mall alien conspiracy that has us questioning EVERYTHINGBasically: it’s unhinged, heartfelt, and exactly why we shouldn’t have a podcast.","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/jGmkKujYix6z6oxlpYNBmeU_51hBYkJUP8Rd7x5uiY8/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9kMjcz/YmU4OGU5N2RhMTJm/MGFhZWJhOTdjOGU1/NDNmOS5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}