{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"THESE GUYS!","title":"NORMAL GUY COMBINE, DOWN BAD ACCUTANE + GRBAC GETS A GIRLFRIEND?","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/9c5b9dc8\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4934,"description":"\"Nobody has gone from constantly having a dip in their mouth to being terrified to dip faster than Gerbach.\" Imagine the absolute heartbreak of watching your high school middle linebacker friend get a girlfriend and immediately trade his cut-off shirts and Grizzly Wintergreen for an Abercrombie V-neck. We look back at the glory days of Oklahoma Sooners shiny helmets and settle the debate on why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC college football team. Plus, we draft the all-time greatest smells, from fresh tennis balls and AutoZone to the sheer danger of taking a whiff of arts and crafts rubber cement. \n📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*\nHit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com\n🎧 *Listen to the full pod*\nhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2L\nhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408\n🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*\nThese Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol\nBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi\nJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro\n🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*\nhttps://www.benedictmerch.com\n00:01:13 Discussion about calling Soulja Boy and rappers putting phone numbers in songs\n00:03:05 Hearing about running a normal guy combine to catch a loose dog\n00:04:36 Conversations about doing ladder drills and foot fires\n00:06:43 Remembering the linebacker name Elvis Grbac\n00:07:30 The trauma of being the high school acne kid and taking Accutane\n00:10:34 The absolute heartbreak of Gerbach dating a girl and changing his vibe\n00:14:13 Listening to memories of driving a rusty Ford Taurus\n00:15:24 Getting number one buzzcuts at Supercuts\n00:19:10 Realizing Gerbach is quitting dip for his new girlfriend\n00:26:55 Hearing about the shiny Oklahoma Sooners helmets and long numbers\n00:29:00 The glory of watching Oklahoma play in the Cotton Bowl\n00:29:42 Breaking down college football conference vibes\n00:30:52 Deciding why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC team\n00:35:07 Drafting Mel's...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Wlg6HkOpllAsYFNgcFDc4gkNbv126WhTUUkrkWCfRqQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83ZjBm/NWJhZmFlYWUxYWRk/ZWRlN2NiM2ZhMzgw/YjM1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}