{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"NHOMAM - Aliens Arrive In November, According To The Internet's Most Confident Grandma - 08/05/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1298,"description":"This episode begins exactly where all great civilizations collapse: with Jonah Hill threatening to become the final boss of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu after earning approximately three minutes of white belt experience. One minute he's the lovable fat kid from Superbad, the next he's apparently issuing Mortal Kombat fatalities to the cast of Jason Bateman's podcast, forcing the show into a full-scale investigation of whether Hollywood confidence can legally outweigh physics. A real blue belt gets called live on the radio to publicly volunteer as tribute, casually explaining that yes, bones occasionally snap during tournaments, yes, Jonah Hill would absolutely get folded into an ergonomic camping chair, and yes, Maynard James Keenan apparently runs a jiu jitsu gym that sounds suspiciously like a Tool-themed monastery where expensive Puscifer rash guards roam the halls. Before anyone can recover from imagining Jonah Hill being launched into low Earth orbit by a blue belt from Idaho, the conversation somehow mutates into whether Peaches could simply throw Jonah across a highway because of height advantages and basic leverage.\nAs if that wasn't enough psychological damage, the podcast immediately dives headfirst into the annual tradition of pretending Baba Vanga possesses supernatural powers despite making predictions so unbelievably broad that even your uncle who posts Minion memes on Facebook could accidentally get them right. Earthquakes? Incredible. Hurricanes? Stunning foresight. Wars? Truly impossible to predict. The hosts lovingly dismantle every prophecy while simultaneously preparing themselves for alien contact in November because apparently that's penciled into humanity's calendar right between Thanksgiving shopping and seasonal depression. Mark Zuckerberg is accused of secretly being an extraterrestrial using Meta smart glasses to translate Earth languages into whatever horrifying \"zeep zeep zeep\" dialect reptilian executives communicate in, AI is blamed for...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}