{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"NHOMAM - Arthur Morgan Got Sober Because Viktor Made Him - 09/08/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2246,"description":"Peaches returns from California with approximately three pounds of beach trauma, one successful hibachi rice catch, a deeply questionable relationship with In-N-Out Burger, and the realization that apparently Southern California contains enough seaweed, sharks, dead birds, wealthy beach people, and confusing airport traffic to qualify as its own ecosystem. After landing at John Wayne Airport, Peaches immediately acquires a rental car directly from the Turo guy like some kind of automotive red carpet celebrity and heads straight for In-N-Out, because apparently nothing says “I have arrived in California” like immediately eating a hamburger. The beach portion of the trip quickly descends into marine-life paranoia when Matt convinces Peaches to venture into the ocean before announcing that he sees a massive shark, causing Peaches to execute an emergency retreat from the Pacific. Things get even more horrifying when a dead sandpiper washes around near them while another bird starts attacking and apparently attempting to eat it, while seaweed wraps around Peaches' ankle and briefly transforms a relaxing beach vacation into an episode of “What Is Touching My Leg?” The group eventually encounters an armless teenage boy whose friends are encouraging him to go farther into the water, producing one of the most aggressively confusing beach situations imaginable. \nThe California vacation continues through Huntington Beach and Newport Beach, where Peaches discovers that Newport apparently comes with its own uniform consisting of bleach-blonde hair, an aggressive tan, denim shorts, and a father who makes significantly more money than everyone listening. Peaches and his friends wander into this wealthy coastal habitat looking like three people who accidentally got off at the wrong bus stop, before celebrating his birthday with dinner at Nick's in Laguna Beach and later visiting Kobe's steakhouse, where Peaches manages to accomplish what appears to be the greatest athletic...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}