{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0163 - G.G. Allin’s Bloodstained Underwear, and Other Collectibles. - 02/26/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2683,"description":"0:00 - Fixing a song issue that would actually have been hilarious to leave broken\n2:22 - What's your most shallow dating requirement?\n8:50 - Insults that don't have any swearing\n11:58 - Fake cowboys and corrupt small towns\n14:12 - Ring notification says a husky ate the neighbors\n15:43 - We are giving away all kinds of prizes\n16:43 - Toilet paper love story, doomsday bunker full of seeds, gold bar scam, man arrested for \"odd behavior\" with a Chucky doll\n22:08 - UFOs and \"reclining\" your seat on an airplane\n25:50 - Call about good UFO pictures\n27:44 - Trying to get Jade to buy me stuff,\n31:31 - Why you should get your pets spayed or neutered\n36:13 - Talking about the website and merch I'm working on\n40:40 - Bloody underwear and hair for sale\n43:03 - Facebook owes me two bucks.\nViktor Wilt kicks off the show by immediately blaming Peaches for something—classic start. A scheduling mistake almost led to country music playing on KBear, which would have sent listeners into a full-blown existential crisis. Luckily, disaster was averted, but Viktor still had to fix Peaches’ \"fix\" because, as it turns out, fixing something once doesn’t mean actually fixing it.\nThen, Viktor takes a deep dive into shallow dating requirements, where people reveal the pettiest reasons they won’t date someone—like having an outie belly button or walking the wrong way. Viktor questions if he's also shallow for needing proper spelling and grammar in texts, but ultimately decides that’s just common decency.\nNext, it’s time for G-rated insults, because not every insult needs to be NSFW. Gems include \"You're unpleasant to be around\" and \"You're hard to underestimate.\" However, Viktor remains unimpressed—some things just need swear words for full impact. A listener then defends \"All hat, no cattle\" as a solid insult, leading Viktor into a rant about fake cowboys like Jason Aldean, who probably couldn’t survive a single week in a real small town.\nThe Neighborhood Watch report gets weird when someone...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}