{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0409 - My Trivia Night Turned Into A Shoe-Based UFC Pay-Per-View - 08/13/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2122,"description":"Thursday arrives like a hostile corporate memo from the universe, and Viktor Wilt is already operating at approximately 14% battery after being dragged out to trivia the previous night by Peaches and Becca, despite repeatedly insisting that 7 p.m. is basically the middle of the night for an elderly Victorian child who needs his beauty sleep. Viktor went to trivia, survived multiple rounds, watched his team somehow become competitive before collapsing into the statistical abyss, and discovered that 2010s trivia—an era he was actually alive for—could apparently still beat him senseless. Meanwhile, Becca apparently decided that the evening needed to become a low-budget WWE event involving shoes being shoved into Viktor's face TWICE, White Claw being poured on his head, and eventually Viktor retaliating with a questionable bar rag directly across her face. The incident becomes increasingly complicated as Peaches reconstructs the timeline like a detective investigating the world's dumbest crime: shoe, shoe, White Claw, rag. Three strikes. Viktor is acquitted on the grounds that Becca absolutely started it, although the entire group apparently behaved like unsupervised middle-schoolers who had accidentally been given access to alcohol. \nThen the show launches headfirst into the internet's overflowing septic tank of bizarre news. First up: an apparently grown man allegedly losing his entire remaining connection to civilization because some children dared to fish in what he apparently considered his sacred personal lake kingdom. The man allegedly confronts the kids over his fishing spot despite the inconvenient fact that he does not, in fact, appear to own the lake. Viktor points out the obvious modern consequence of screaming at children while they are filming you: congratulations, you have now become content. This leads into a broader discussion about how seriously some people take fishing, including Josh's reported 47-fish catch-and-release marathon and the terrifying...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}