{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Your Dark Companion Podcast","title":"The Exponential Intern | ”Expo” - The Doctor of Drops","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":5156,"description":"Here for a nostalgia bender with a side of chaos? Mike welcomes his former exponential intern—now mild-mannered bookkeeper and certified drop doctor—Expo (aka Kevin Fox). In between lightning strikes, monkey breakouts, and Cowboys eye-rolls, they roast the “Tom Laundry” typo, unravel the Great Curtain Conspiracy at AT&T Stadium, pour one out for the Edmund Fitzgerald (29 times? please don’t), and dig through the infamous Ticket “graveyard” of nameplates. We get the untold Brett Hull prank, a dominatrix-says-what?! studio dump, Rush regret, and the gentle art of being “not fired, but also… don’t come back tomorrow.” It’s witty, wheel-off, and weirdly heartwarming—like a three-TV living room where only one is actually hooked up.\nChapters\n00:00:05 – Cold Open: Lightning, Baseball, & “Gen X Jerk-Off Set”00:01:10 – Roll Call: Mickey Six, Becca, Shoopy, Ashley… and Expo/Kevin00:02:20 – Origin Story: From “Exponential Intern” to “Expo” (no, not that kind of exposé)00:04:40 – Words vs. Numbers: Mike can’t long-divide, Expo can’t five-syllable00:05:04 – “Last Show?” Barrel: officially scraped00:06:09 – Time Warp: Wait, Expo’s 53?!00:07:29 – What He Does Now: Bookkeeper for big-screen wizardry (not an accountant™)00:10:04 – Mike’s TV Count: “Three.” “It’s four.” “Well, screw me then.”00:10:48 – Plano Pride & Alan Tudyk Sidebar00:12:02 – Class Size Flex: 1,186 grads… because of course he remembers00:14:18 – News Grenade: 43 lab monkeys on the loose (what could go wrong)00:17:28 – Cowboys Despair: From “why bother?” to kicker-is-MVP energy00:19:04 – “Tom Laundry” on the Jumbotron: Spellcheck is undefeated00:20:28 – Curtain Conspiracy: Sun, sound, and Jerry’s evil master plan00:21:38 – Concerts at AT&T: Sounds like a rumor from far, far away00:23:09 – Tin-Foil Time: Is Jerry… selling?! (Probably not, but let’s fight about it)00:26:34 – Franchise Math: $11B x 2.5 = $27.5B (thanks, Expo)00:28:18 – Edmund Fitzgerald: 29 chimes, zero 29-shot challenges please00:32:02 – Ticket...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/MY5pcsVq0QCXSElEJXNsUEiC8gyrgEoWfpnhiVr9GdU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9hZTA1/ZjBmZGFkOTk5ZDdi/YWRmMDQ3NGZjY2Ex/ZjgxYS5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}