{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Hunchline: The Morning Line","title":"Friday, July 10th 2026 — LASR Rips | Bayeux Tapestry","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/ca888814\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1704,"description":"Show Notes — 2026-07-10\nEurope's Chat Control surveillance law passed despite Parliament voting against it, a defense laser company ripped nearly twenty-seven percent overnight, and the Bayeux Tapestry made its first crossing to Britain in a thousand years. France beat Morocco two-nil in the World Cup quarterfinals, and Tia Loca is holding all cash on spiritual grounds.\n**In This Episode**\n- **EU Chat Control** — The European Council passed mass private-message surveillance legislation despite three hundred and fourteen Parliament members voting against it\n- **nLIGHT +27%** — Defense fiber laser company rips on directed-energy weapons contract momentum\n- **Bayeux Tapestry in Britain** — Nine-hundred-year-old Norman conquest embroidery crosses the Channel for the first time ever as a post-Brexit diplomatic gesture\n- **France 2, Morocco 0** — France advances to World Cup semifinals; England vs. Norway quarterfinal happening today\n- **Typhoon Alert** — Major storm system trending at number one on Google, disrupting East Asia flight patterns\n- **UAP Corporate Programs** — Avi Loeb claims Lockheed Martin involved in private UAP retrieval programs\n- **Missing Scientists Thread** — Kessler flags cluster of directed-energy researchers who went dark in the past eighteen months\n- **Traders Storyline** — Beverly Hills entertainment lawyer detail drops; Tia Loca's cousin's neighbor is a paralegal and she's making calls\n**Market Board**\n- **S&P 500** — $750.08 (+0.63%)\n- **NASDAQ** — $718.72 (+1.02%)\n- **Bitcoin** — $63,960 (+1.67%)\n- **Ethereum** — $1,772.58 (+1.17%)\n- **Solana** — $78.80 (+0.90%)\n- **nLIGHT** — $74.33 (+26.67%)\n- **Lumentum** — $765.00 (+8.19%)\n- **Russell 2000** — $296.88 (+1.16%)\n**The Traders Leaderboard**\n- **Grandpa Joe** — +0.0%\n- **Karen Stanwick** — +0.0%\n- **Chad Brody** — +0.0%\n- **Tia Loca** — +0.0% (no trades today, holding all cash — spiritual hold)\n- **Brixton Rayne** — -40.6% (holding Pinterest, bought July 7)\n**Sports + Odds**\n- **World Cup...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/VTclNSNN5T2qVCHAGT4x9ZWkY97K0FSA60flBDOQCJM/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS8wY2Q1/ZWFiMDkzYWNhYjQ4/ZTIxZDBmM2VmZmZh/NjA5ZS5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}