{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Espresso","title":"Seth Rogen is a bad actor (Done Pretending) | Espresso Pod 419","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/ca9d2f71\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":5527,"description":"Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth at the lunch table and screaming at your coworker's dog is just what happens when you finally stop pretending. We realize putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer is a crime against humanity and throwing down a five dollar bill for Little Caesars pizza is the ultimate flex. Stop acting like you don’t sneak 8 leftover donuts from your car after a first date and blast divorced dad rock otw home-------------------------------------------------Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 \"𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗\"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/-------------------------------------------------TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS0:00 - Intro3:24 - Fruit punch is the worst flavor8:08 - Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth9:35 - Putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer13:11 - Done pretending about hockey games20:41 - Fast food limited time items32:33 - Seth Rogen is not a good actor33:14 - The zig zag hair part39:20 - Asking how is everything45:02 - Pretending to care about your dog52:30 - Quitting your eighth grade math job57:28 - Glazing divorced dad rock59:44 - Apple watch rings and running stats1:08:05 - Ozempic weight loss shortcuts1:12:10 - Little Caesars is the best pizza-------------------------------------------------","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/ahNXC1H4ETWCFIcYm82QrgNF1mMCcJkFzVAbVU3xhUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzEwODgwLzE2NzI4/OTcxOTAtYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}