{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","title":"Ep. 254 - We Asked ChatGPT If Bobby Bones Has A Secret Radio Burner Account - 08/27/2026","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":1913,"description":"Peaches is approaching the final afternoon show of his 20s and apparently believes the only responsible way to enter his 30s is by leaving town for Southern California while mentally preparing to board an aircraft like a man being transported to the moon against his will. The episode immediately establishes that we are dealing with a man whose brain has become a loose collection of tabs playing simultaneously, as the conversation ricochets from California vacations and Tupac lore to gambling, wedding food poisoning, childhood vomiting incidents, Facebook political arguments, MySpace, high-school romantic devastation, and the impending arrival of something known throughout the episode as Peach’s Manifesto. \nThings take a sharp turn into gastrointestinal warfare when the hosts discuss a couple who allegedly paid $30,000 for wedding catering only for the couple and roughly 60 of their 112 guests to become violently ill with norovirus. The suspected culprit? Deviled eggs, because apparently nothing says “eternal commitment” quite like spending tens of thousands of dollars to exchange vows before immediately entering a medically enforced horizontal position. The story becomes even more horrifying when they discuss the discovery that kitchen workers apparently weren't using hand soap. From there, Peaches dredges up a childhood memory in which he vomited all over a bedroom door and received not sympathy, concern, or a gentle glass of water, but the parental equivalent of a performance review: Why didn't you use the toilet? His childhood digestive crisis somehow becomes evidence in the ongoing case against his family’s customer-service department. \nThen comes the political Reddit courtroom. Peaches explains how an old political argument on his personal Facebook page apparently followed him onto a completely unrelated K-Bear post, where somebody decided that using Reddit was sufficient evidence to classify him and Viktor as “raging liberals.” The hosts then attempt to map...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Pddw3CQT_FQTLlgnjY3YGxnaLaMD5nXwmfH_yhQVx6g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}