{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Definitely Bad Advice","title":"Episode 3 - Kristeen vs. The Boys","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/d03a8b25\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4722,"description":"Kristeen is back, fresh from the Texas Takeover weekend where she met the whole timeline in person and found out Mike is a sweetheart online and a dick in real life.\nWebsite: https://www.definitelybadadvice.com\nYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DefinitelyBadAdvice\nSponsored by Genesis. Use code DBA at checkout: https://takegenesis.com/DBA\nThe boys roast Alexander's man purse, try to get Mike into a tailored tracksuit (he agrees, for the show only), and settle whether it is syrup or syrup. Michael explains why a suit is the only thing that would make Mike actually hurt somebody.\nThen Mike puts the questions to his own wife: a pregnancy craving of mac and cheese, peas and boiled Oscar Mayer hot dogs, her cartoon crush, and why her husband would still drive a 2005 Civic with a billion dollars. Plus two flashbacks to a boys-only show, where the same questions went very badly.\nAlso: the lobby ambush on Mike, the flight that dropped 10,000 feet, and three months to make a Ukrainian waitress smile.\nGuest: Kristeen, back for her second visit.\nDefinitely Bad Advice. Gym, food, fitness and regret, with Alexander Walton, Mike Appy and Michael Joseph. Take notes. Then do the opposite.\nChapters:\n00:00 Welcome back from Texas\n02:05 Sweetheart online, dick in person\n03:35 Syrup, not syrup\n04:11 Flashback: pancakes, no syrup\n07:38 Stories from the weekend\n14:53 Man purse and a rifle\n18:02 Hey Dudes and a Freudian slip\n22:24 A tailored tracksuit for Mike\n27:36 Stick to food\n29:23 Put Mike in a suit\n33:21 Kristeen meets the timeline\n41:07 Genesis, with just water\n43:35 Rapid fire with Kristeen\n47:54 A billion dollars\n49:22 Flashback: Airbnb for the homies\n52:46 Woke up as a man\n53:21 Flashback: woke up as a woman\n1:00:34 Mike's worst flight\n1:02:08 The lobby ambush\n1:04:22 The gym story\n1:12:11 Smiling in Ukraine\n1:16:47 Wrap","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/7B8hSiuZ2IyM8ButtT-a1fa7rKpAzfETibxChwgmLHM/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS84NTBm/ODNmZDUxNjA3MGM3/NzI4MzJlNzk0MTk2/N2UwNy5qcGc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}