{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"THESE GUYS!","title":"FAKEST WEEK EVER, ALL-TIME DAD PIZZA RUNS + LOW HOOP DUNKS","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/d35e537a\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":6189,"description":"\"You smell like outside.\" Imagine coming inside after a grueling seven-game series of driveway basketball against your dad and you are just starving for Papa John's. We look back at the absolute glory of lowering the hoop to seven and a half feet to try Vince Carter dunks and the ultimate Heisman moment of your dad walking through the door with three pizzas. Plus, we settle the bracket for the fakest work weeks of the year and figure out which Thanksgiving side dishes compare to NBA legends.\n📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*\nHit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com\n🎧 *Listen to the full pod*\nhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2L\nhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408\n🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*\nThese Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol\nBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi\nJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro\n🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*\nhttps://www.benedictmerch.com\n00:00 Intro and wearing a Brett Favre signed Packers hat\n04:15 Doing the local sports radio voice for Thanksgiving sides\n10:30 Breaking down why the week of Thanksgiving is the fakest work week\n18:45 The crushing reality and depression of the Sunday after Thanksgiving\n24:20 Remembering grassroots Black Friday at the Nike outlet in baggy sweatpants\n32:15 The sheer danger of going out on Blackout Wednesday before seeing family\n40:30 Answering emails and comparing Thanksgiving food to NBA players\n49:15 Realizing you played against Luke Kuechly in high school\n55:40 The absolute danger of taping your own ankles with spats for no reason\n01:05:20 Pitching the perfect NFL color-on-color matchups for Easter and Valentine's Day\n01:14:10 The pure magic of lowering the driveway hoop to seven and a half feet\n01:21:30 The Dad Heisman moment of picking up the Little Caesars pizza","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Wlg6HkOpllAsYFNgcFDc4gkNbv126WhTUUkrkWCfRqQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83ZjBm/NWJhZmFlYWUxYWRk/ZWRlN2NiM2ZhMzgw/YjM1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}