{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","title":"Ep. 58 - Walmart is Maddie’s Disneyland - 07/09/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":961,"description":"Peaches is sick. Viktor is gone. Maddie Kidd is in. Welcome to The Noon Hour of Mildness & Mediocrity—also known as today’s Madness & Mayhem. While Peaches coughs through his sickness like a man recovering from a three-day kayak bender, Maddie carries the show like an audio EMT, serving commentary, chaos, and cat facts in equal measure.Topics you'll laugh/cry/sneeze through include:Peaches missing his Parkway Drive interview to protect Winston from whatever biohazard lives in his lungsA pitch for Peaches Pal T-Shirts featuring death metal font and a lonely fruitDebate over whether it’s more fun to go inside Walmart or use pickup, and why Maddie calls it “her enrichment time”Cinderblock the Cat’s mysterious Instagram disappearance, and the chonk-sized grief it triggeredRemembering Tommy, Tabitha, and Sheldon—Peaches’ tortoises with soap opera-level dramaMaddie’s traumatic axolotl parenting phase, shrimp hatchery horror, and why she’s not fit to be a mother (to amphibians)A Walmart-parking-lot manifesto on people who block the crosswalk for no reason at allAlso: hot spring storm chaos, poolside video blurring strategies, small-town dive bars, back-to-school PTSD, and Maddie’s upcoming one-year workaversary (complete with impending nursing home jokes).If you're into chill July vibes, rogue cats, or two people trying their best while both a little broken—this one’s for you.","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Pddw3CQT_FQTLlgnjY3YGxnaLaMD5nXwmfH_yhQVx6g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}