{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0153 - Meth-Fueled Dog Impersonator Ruins Auto Parts Shopping Experience - 02/11/2025","html":"","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3000,"description":"0:00 - Things that people are afraid of that are supposedly harmless8:01 - Healthy food that tastes as good as unhealthy food13:14 - Florida man barks for an hour at an auto parts store before cops are called15:42 - Employee at Florida Wing Stop throws hot grease and ranch on teenage customers17:57 -  Fireworks that look like candy explode in a woman's mouth19:52 -  Hotel bed bug fumigation kills two guests21:50 - Man sets up porta potty deer blind on private land and gets arrested26:32 - Pet microchipping company Save This Life has shut down and pet owners may need to link their data to a new company28:47 - Man tells friends they can't have their wedding at his house if he can't bring his girlfriend31:46 - It's perfectly ok to get a divorce35:13 - Talking about new music and more with Peaches37:56 - It's your body, get a tattoo if you feel like it41:10 - Talking about the restaurant/bar XVIII and East Idaho News features43:17 - Reddit wants me to learn about Indiana, Peaches frustrates Menace from the Woody ShowViktor kicked things off by admitting he’s drowning in a backlog of podcasts he hasn’t uploaded, proving once again that time is a relentless bully. Then, he dived into an internet list claiming to rank \"harmless things people are afraid of,\" only to debunk every single one. House centipedes? Not harmless. The dark? Definitely not harmless. Ducks? You better believe those little menaces have teeth. By the end, it was clear that the entire world is out to get us, and paranoia might actually be the smartest response.Then, Viktor went on a quest to find out if healthy food could actually taste as good as unhealthy food. Spoiler alert: It does not. A juicy mango is fine, but put it next to a cheeseburger and it might as well be a pile of sadness. Someone online claimed dried mango tastes like “hairy gummy bears,” and honestly, that was enough to ruin Viktor’s appetite for the day. In Florida news (because of course there was Florida news), a man spent an...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}