{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Absinthe Fathers","title":"Episode 7: Kyle Gets Married","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/ebe3b70a\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":3700,"description":"Kyle is officially a married man—and the Absinthe Fathers have stories. From wedding speeches gone off the rails (including a fake ChatGPT-written bit) to ring talk, tattoos, roasts that never happened, and a few surprises at the reception, Andy and Kyle break down the chaos and comedy of the big day. Plus: Jordan passes out, Cameron stirs drama with the wedding coordinator, and the guys debate who would win a hot dog sprint—Usain Bolt or Joey Chestnut. This is one of the tamest episodes yet… but that’s not saying much.","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/CE8v_4XUS2zgWVMk4t1RW57_YHu701FSxekCzTmWRsA/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9hNWVh/MmE0NDQzOTQ2NDBk/NWMzNjFiZGI1Mjc2/ZTI1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}