{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"Combative Calm","title":"Anxiety Affirmations That Don't Suck Ass Balls","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/f1001464\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":409,"description":"Affirmations That Don’t Suck Ass Balls: Anxiety EditionThis episode gives you two things:The science of anxiety — how your amygdala (Amy) hijacks your nervous system, kicks your prefrontal cortex (Carl) offline, and drags you into past regrets or future catastrophes. I break down why your brain time-travels, why it feels so physical, and how your vagus nerve (Vega) is the key to getting calm again.Actual affirmations that don’t suck ass balls — no sugar-coated “I am enough” garbage. These are funny, grounding one-liners you can actually use in the middle of a spiral. They’re designed to snap you out of anxiety’s bullshit and anchor you back into the present moment.By the end, you’ll walk away with a set of science-backed affirmations you can repeat, write on a Post-it, or scream into your steering wheel the next time your brain tries to time-travel you into chaos.","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/W63vaFw1P16d2xN3SLR7vUZE25bFarjcIZFz84pH7Nk/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9kN2Y4/ZmNlODIwYWI0M2Y5/NTFiZDM0MDQ3OWE5/ZTVjNi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}