{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"THESE GUYS!","title":"INSANE SCHOOL LUNCHES, DENTING VARSITY CARS + HOME ALONE LIES","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/f9087c5d\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4575,"description":"\"Did you catch it?\" Imagine being a chubby fourth grader who just did a cannonball onto the hood of the varsity middle linebacker's car to catch a recess game-winning touchdown. We look back at the absolute chaos of school lunches, from the legendary custom nacho bar to the sheer anxiety of seeing a teacher walk over to yell at you for eating last night's dinner leftovers. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of the Washington State flag guy and why local car dealership commercials keep interrupting Sunday Night Football.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and recapping the packed Chicago live show03:45 Dealing with donut hands and drunk guy phone screens07:30 Watching the Hawaii Bowl and eating chicken nachos09:50 Discussion about the glory days of school nacho bars and Lunchables18:15 The pure anxiety of parents coming to eat lunch with you21:20 Hearing about dads throwing heat at recess kickball29:10 Remembering kick and catch and tracking down punts31:45 Breaking a secret Santa Cubs neon sign on Christmas36:50 Reading an email about denting a varsity linebacker's parked car39:50 The crushing reality of the College Gameday Washington State flag42:45 Realizing Home Alone was filmed in a gym and local news green screens47:10 Conversations about dad lingo and saying stick off instead of stiff arm53:15 Pitching color on color bowl games and Noah Eagle's hairpiece58:30 Back to school nostalgia, useless compasses, and mean median mode","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Wlg6HkOpllAsYFNgcFDc4gkNbv126WhTUUkrkWCfRqQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83ZjBm/NWJhZmFlYWUxYWRk/ZWRlN2NiM2ZhMzgw/YjM1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}