{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"THESE GUYS!","title":"INSANE SCHOOL LUNCHES, DENTING VARSITY CARS + HOME ALONE LIES","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/f9087c5d\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":4575,"description":"\"Did you catch it?\" Imagine being a chubby fourth grader who just did a cannonball onto the hood of the varsity middle linebacker's car to catch a recess game-winning touchdown. We look back at the absolute chaos of school lunches, from the legendary custom nacho bar to the sheer anxiety of seeing a teacher walk over to yell at you for eating last night's dinner leftovers. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of the Washington State flag guy and why local car dealership commercials keep interrupting Sunday Night Football.\n📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*\nHit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com\n🎧 *Listen to the full pod*\nhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2L\nhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408\n🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*\nThese Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol\nBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi\nJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro\n🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*\nhttps://www.benedictmerch.com\n00:00 Intro and recapping the packed Chicago live show\n03:45 Dealing with donut hands and drunk guy phone screens\n07:30 Watching the Hawaii Bowl and eating chicken nachos\n09:50 Discussion about the glory days of school nacho bars and Lunchables\n18:15 The pure anxiety of parents coming to eat lunch with you\n21:20 Hearing about dads throwing heat at recess kickball\n29:10 Remembering kick and catch and tracking down punts\n31:45 Breaking a secret Santa Cubs neon sign on Christmas\n36:50 Reading an email about denting a varsity linebacker's parked car\n39:50 The crushing reality of the College Gameday Washington State flag\n42:45 Realizing Home Alone was filmed in a gym and local news green screens\n47:10 Conversations about dad lingo and saying stick off instead of stiff arm\n53:15 Pitching color on color bowl games and Noah Eagle's hairpiece\n58:30 Back to school nostalgia, useless compasses, and mean median mode","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/Wlg6HkOpllAsYFNgcFDc4gkNbv126WhTUUkrkWCfRqQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83ZjBm/NWJhZmFlYWUxYWRk/ZWRlN2NiM2ZhMzgw/YjM1Zi5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}