{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Transistor","provider_url":"https://transistor.fm","author_name":"The Viktor Wilt Show","title":"#0198 - Leggings Full of Cheese and a Psychic Full of Lies - 05/14/2025","html":"<iframe width=\"100%\" height=\"180\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\" seamless src=\"https://share.transistor.fm/e/ffbe73ce\"></iframe>","width":"100%","height":180,"duration":2232,"description":"(0:00) Florida woman attacks girlfriend with cheesy nachos(2:47) Napoleon Dynamite 2 reportedly in the works(5:32) Man charged after pointing gun at teens over ding-dong-ditch prank(7:48) My cat made a mess overnight, get yourself a pet(10:05) Don't ever get a celebrity related tattoo(11:56) Amazon driver fired after going to the bathroom on multiple front porches(13:53) Woman falls on her face after seeing coyote, Bigfoot reporting website, post-Stanhope show discussion with Peaches(19:17) Don't waste all of your money on psychics promising you the love of your life(21:56) We are going to be all over the place this week(24:45) Utah is banning more books(27:54) Celebrities who were horrible while they were alive but are now praised(31:50) Macho Man car in Idaho FallsBuckle up, because this episode was a fever dream in audio form. Viktor Wilt kicked things off by lamenting his soft-food-only diet, brought on by the cursed gums of doom, which meant he couldn't even dream about the cheesy nachos he read about in a Florida Woman crime saga—nachos, mind you, that ended up violently stuffed down someone’s leggings. From there, it was pure chaos. A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite might be in the works, which prompted a love letter to Idaho filmmaking and a confused side rant about watching the Minecraft movie alone. Then came a whiplash transition into Ding Dong Ditch turning into an armed Florida standoff (again), followed by an exposé on feline mischief as Viktor’s cat Lucy threw a midnight rager with shredded treats across the house. Meanwhile, tattoo enthusiasts were warned to avoid band ink, lest their favorite frontmen get cancelled, and somewhere in LA, an Amazon driver was caught leaving... biological surprises on porches. Classy!The show dipped into cryptid territory via the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO), calling out East Idaho’s weak Sasquatch game, then veered into coyote attacks and Peaches arriving with a mysterious new Celsius flavor. Viktor,...","thumbnail_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/b_rSbP-Fodsz9DfcFuAQ1C3nEabANC9ZvFydFbQVLrU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:400/h:400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jMzI0/ZWMyZTgzNGU5NzQ1/OGI2MjQxNWY2MzE3/YWI4Yy5wbmc.webp","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300}