As we lament the boyfriends we did not select for our fantasy teams, we observe Passover with mezcal. Should we have gone with
Logan O’Hoppe and
Joey Ortiz? Solid maybe.
Mike Tauchman and the oppo Tauchos? Unrelated to the Mexico series tacos, of course. Patti’s guys
Zach,
Will, and
Evan are crushing the multi-hit games, and Pottymouth favorite Elly is on track for a ridiculous number of stolen bases (Pottymouth’s math is SOLID.) LAD pitching is not just crazy good, it is
death-defying.
Josh Naylor gives us an “always gonna be a boyfriend” moment. Our Police Blotter features a few takes on the rules don’t apply to me viewpoint, as both the
“victim” and the
enforcer. Houston and Colorado take the Show on the road to
Mexico City, and a
taco tour ensues. We need a study done on
dad strength vs. hamate surgery superpowers.