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ladies and gents

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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So I listened to the episode that

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dropped this last week and it might be

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the funniest thing I've ever listened to

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like to pretty Secrets yes I couldn't

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remember which one it was I wasn't gonna

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listen to it and then my sister kept

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sending me quotes from it and she was

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like this is [ __ ] hilarious how does

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Chelsea not understand what a [ __ ] is

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I'm gay and I get it

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I understand what a [ __ ]

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to go and listen to it because I didn't

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remember what she was still what did I

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say because I feel defensive but I

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honestly don't even remember what I

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think you called it a [ __ ] when one

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of the guys went down on her and then

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you said everybody got fellatio but

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that's about it it was several Wines in

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and we all knew what I meant I knew it

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wasn't as soon as the word fellatio came

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out of my mouth I was like [ __ ] I'm

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gonna get crucified for this one but

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here we are okay so that said hello

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everybody and welcome to smut club I'm

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Hannah and I'm Chelsea and I do know

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what [ __ ] are

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oh gosh what a horrible resume

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entirely that I'm business cards

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should be your new email sign off

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my LinkedIn profile that's that's what

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we're moving to oh no

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um did I ever tell you about how my

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brother-in-law's personal email sign off

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had this like little gift GIF whatever

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the hell you call them of this like

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little like dude like dancing like

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bopping down the street and underneath

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it it just said Haters Gonna Hate and he

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forgot that he was on his personal

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account and was sending work emails and

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everyone got that and I loved it

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that's awesome

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um I also was followed this like gen Z

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girl on Tick Tock who's like

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all of her email sign off she's like

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just changing them until my boss notices

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I saw that and it was like in darkness

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worst regards yeet

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even signed different names that weren't

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her name

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I was like that's amazing she misspelled

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her own name oh my God

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brilliant oh yeah I've definitely done

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that like

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or I don't when I'm like typing my name

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um I'll accidentally capitalize the

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first two letters

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so it's like I mean yelling we'll see

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um whoa that's at least how I'm hearing

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it when I'm reading it sure and I've

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definitely sent emails and they're like

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damn it I didn't catch that but also you

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were asking me a really asinine question

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well if this Jen's ear is to be believed

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nobody's going to notice that anyway

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you know

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but is she to be believed I don't know I

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don't know her well enough to speak on

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her trustworthiness

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well I'm also like girl you you like 22.

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how long have you been

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in in the industry good point okay all

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that said today we are reviewing

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ruthless creatures by JT

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Geisinger is my guess as to how to

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s s i n g e r so a singer if we're

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pronunciation it would be Geisinger

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yeah well in my head I started going

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like I before E except after C and then

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it's not helpful it really I was like

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what you know because it has

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Geisinger Geisinger

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sure none of it matters so tell us about

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the book okay so this book we have the

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Bravo we have dead fiances we have anal

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we have is it anal underline with an

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exclamation point

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no because this time the notes were on

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my phone and I didn't hand write my

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outline um but when I hand hand outline

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yeah it gets Bolder

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also I want to outline while drinking

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noted yes so we open with Nat Nat is our

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main character here things to know about

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Nat her fiance disappeared five years

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ago the day before their wedding

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ouch he went on a hike never to be seen

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again I've seen that Dateline

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maybe it's the plot of this book maybe

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and it inspired this entire series let's

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that like does like the really hilarious

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reenactments no I was gonna say they

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take themselves a little more seriously

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murderer on Unsolved Mysteries yes yes

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okay we opened that her fiance

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disappeared five years ago the day

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she's really never recovered from her

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fiance disappearing which you know makes

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sense that is a pretty like tragic thing

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I'd say I get it but I've never

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checking out and just like kind of

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coasting through life so at the very

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start of this book she's been seeing

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this dude Chris for like two months he's

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a local sheriff

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yeah okay sounds good and he's like

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wait for real

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and she's like yeah I actually have a

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co-worker that like I think he might

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really be into and he's like

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you're you're serious right now like

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we've been seeing each other for two

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months like he likes her and but she's

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just like checked out and she's like

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which I thought was like hilarious

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trying her best at this point

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um so after this she goes out with her

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actually about Sloan and she's just this

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genius IQ who always starts her phone

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common as it is now but it wasn't as

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Anna that's not as good of a storyline I

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making me schizophrenic

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well the first thing they told me when I

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got pregnant was that I wasn't allowed

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to scoop cat poop because of the

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um Nat and Sloane are going out for for

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drinks to catch up

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and Sloane is telling Nat about this

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like super epically hot dude she saw at

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the grocery store earlier

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um she said he had epic Scruff she's

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shadow but it's not quite a beard he has

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looking like Jason Momoa okay I can

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track that there are worse looking

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so they go out for drinks for the night

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or Sloan is wanting not to go out for

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five-year anniversary of

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um David was the fiance's name of

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David's disappearance

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um and in California they live in this

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of Lake Tahoe in California there's like

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4 000 people total but apparently and I

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haven't fact-tracked us either but for

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um once someone has been missing for

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five years they are legally declared

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ouch yes so it's like a double whammy

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it's the anniversary and like

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he did yeah for real for real yes

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Sloan gets her to go to the bar and hot

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no one saw this coming I'm floored we

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Sloan hits on him and Sloan is like

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hilarious and very confident and has a

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great rack and I mean per the book

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which is not your personal opinion about

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I'm like it's not my personal opinion

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book so I don't know why I felt like I

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need to keep saying per the book

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that's literally what we're talking

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about heard the book

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and excellent yes and so

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bar and he like completely shuts her

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down and he's like I'm not interested

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she's like oh damn like that does not

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happen often

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and so Nat then gets up goes to the

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bathroom runs into him leaving the

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bathroom and he's just like staring into

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her soul he like steadies her from

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falling and stares at her very intently

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wait no when men have stared at me in

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bars intently it's not been nope

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yeah I've never had it happen where I'm

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this is a great sign of the future right

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like I'm into that

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it's been more like where are my friends

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we should leave now or has it been that

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you are both very very intoxicated and

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you stare and make eye contact and just

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like start making out

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no oh yeah cool that's never been me

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either that was all hypothetical

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[Music]

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um not with a person I've never spoken

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to or seen before oh no we stopped

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making out and I asked him his name

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and then at one point I realized my

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glasses weren't on my face and then I

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looked over and they were just on a side

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table and I was like isn't that

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convenient and I just went and grabbed

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him and put him back on

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um

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good job plot twist it's not my husband

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so I think his name was Mitch

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was a sign and he was wearing white

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white denim jeans and I hate myself

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we'll see

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no it was like over 10 years ago I would

302
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have given you 100 a free pass on all of

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that but he was wearing white denim

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Chelsea

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so concerned about the lack of

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self-respect 21 year old Chelsea had she

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did not love herself

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the way 31 year old Chelsea does

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we've made a lot of growth in progress

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and I'm proud of 31 year old Chelsea for

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this so tell me what happens with epic

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Scruff guy

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um yeah so not goes back to the bar his

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having all of the drinks with Sloan like

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it's just like chugging wine at this

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point and they order more drinks and hot

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Scruff dude just keeps staring at her I

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don't like that then the town gossip

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Diane pops up

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um Diane annoying AF no one likes her

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they like want to get rid of her but

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yeah like she's just throwing a lot of

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like [ __ ] small town gossip energy and

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she's like oh well like

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like all of this pity towards Nat about

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like all that Nat has been through

327
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you're like shut the [ __ ] up you do not

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have that relationship with her she just

329
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wants something to be able to talk about

330
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yes yeah and so Diane does tell them

331
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Scruff dude's name is cage with a K of

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course it is yeah of course it is

333
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um there we'll we'll get more into that

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in the future his name is cage and he is

335
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Natalie's Nat's new next door neighbor

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he bought the house

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with a

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um Briefcase full of cash

339
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not sketchy at all it was also she was

340
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like I didn't think it was for sale and

341
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Diane was like it wasn't and you're like

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ominous

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more questions than answers

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um but like Diane won't leave and so

345
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then like Sloane is like hey actually

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Diane could you settle a bet for me

347
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um Nat and I were talking about this

348
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right before you walked up so like what

349
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are your thoughts on anal and Diane's

350
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like oh look someone else at the bar I

351
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need to go talk to I was like that is a

352
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great way to abruptly end a conversation

353
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I like that honestly I could see you

354
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using that line I probably would yeah

355
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would or will

356
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be honest with yourself Hannah

357
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if the if the opportunity presents

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I probably will

359
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perfect I'm not gonna force that because

360
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nobody wants

361
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you're right

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um I'm so sorry

363
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so

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Sloan while they're sitting at the bar

365
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we learn a little bit more about like

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Nat where like Sloane is like I'm

367
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worried about you girl because you've

368
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only dated three guys in the last five

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years since David disappeared and you

370
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haven't had sex with any of them you're

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pretty much a nun and even nuns have sex

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with Jesus

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I don't think that's true like for my

374
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own fact checking

375
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:51,420
that's not true are you a nun no

376
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I've known a lot of a lot of Catholics

377
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though

378
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pretty sure

379
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there was a Convent not far from where I

380
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used to do Community Mental Health

381
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:06,180
crisis work when I was in Nashville and

382
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there were frequently nuns leaving or

383
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like driving around like a minivan

384
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together and we don't frequently we'd

385
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like always be at the same light and it

386
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,519
always made me laugh so I just look over

387
00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:17,459
and I'm like oh

388
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there's a bunch of nuns just in the

389
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minivan or it was like a sedan just like

390
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just like a car yeah there's some uh

391
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,680
German Baptists near where I live which

392
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are kind of like Mennonites

393
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but they can drive cars they're they

394
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they dress like Amish people like with

395
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the beards and the Bonnets and all the

396
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things but they drive cars and stuff so

397
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I will regularly be at the grocery store

398
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and see like Laura Ingalls from Little

399
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:51,660
House on the Prairie behind the wheel of

400
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like a Prius and it's very confusing

401
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,839
when we were living in Nashville we had

402
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some friends who worked for

403
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harpercollins

404
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and

405
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um they were telling us that like one of

406
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the best sellers for romance was

407
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,120
actually like Amish Romance

408
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:08,939
and you'd sometimes see like a little

409
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:12,179
bit of ankle if she was feeling flirty

410
00:17:08,939 --> 00:17:14,100
or maybe it was an accident I don't know

411
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:16,380
I can't tell if I want to read that or

412
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:20,819
if I want to avoid it at all costs um

413
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:24,600
given the books you normally read I

414
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I think it might not be as um exciting

415
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,760
as you go for noted yeah

416
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,720
um

417
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considering

418
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:35,580
like all of the reverse Harem books you

419
00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:39,419
read and like

420
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:42,900
knife play but blood Play Breath play

421
00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:45,900
and then you're like or I saw a hint of

422
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:49,380
an ankle I saw a small piece of

423
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:52,559
collarbone oh some collarbone I know

424
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:54,179
that is so spicy right

425
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:56,340
um so

426
00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:57,960
back to ruthless creatures

427
00:17:56,340 --> 00:18:00,840
we're really bad at this we're gonna

428
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:03,480
Focus we might not and that's also okay

429
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,179
we can own who we are so

430
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:08,580
Natalie doesn't want Sloan hovering over

431
00:18:06,179 --> 00:18:10,620
her um especially with the actual

432
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:13,559
anniversary being tomorrow and so she's

433
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:17,039
like I'm fine I'm fine like I'm good and

434
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:19,860
so Tipsy Natalie decides to walk up to

435
00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:21,299
cage who she's never spoken to but she

436
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:24,299
now knows that he is her new neighbor

437
00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:26,580
and is like explains that they're

438
00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:29,220
neighbors now and is explains that she's

439
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:31,080
had too much to drink and is like can I

440
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:32,400
get a ride home like I'm not like

441
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,720
hitting on you but like can I get a ride

442
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,840
home

443
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:39,660
and he shuts her down too

444
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:42,120
and so Sloane is like something tragic

445
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:44,700
must have happened like in his life like

446
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:47,340
he must have lost a spouse that's the

447
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:49,799
only reason like he cannot be a

448
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:53,100
heterosexual warm-blooded male and turn

449
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:54,900
down both of us and just like kind of

450
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,100
like creates this like tragic narrative

451
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,380
for him

452
00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:01,080
so switch to Cage's perspective real

453
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:02,940
fast he's like oh damn she's really

454
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,039
beautiful like I was not expecting her

455
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:07,679
to be so stunning but I can't let that

456
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:09,480
distract me from what I came here to do

457
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:12,600
we don't know what that is that's like

458
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:14,050
just like a quick like less than one

459
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,320
minute chapter where you're like

460
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:18,900
[Music]

461
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:21,900
got it do you have sound effects when

462
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:25,080
you read yeah as well okay

463
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:26,400
the next morning Sloan calls Natalie and

464
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,200
Natalie's like why are you calling me so

465
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,880
early and this one is like yeah it's

466
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,160
after 10 a.m I've already taught two

467
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:35,760
yoga classes reorganized my pantry and

468
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:40,080
like did whatever and Natalie's like

469
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:43,500
I'm very hungover right give me give me

470
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:46,380
a break here so Sloan reminds her that

471
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:48,120
um they are going to donate Natalie's

472
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:49,200
wedding dress or like take it to a

473
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,240
consignment shop she's like it's time

474
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,799
you need to like let go of this you need

475
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,400
to get rid of it

476
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:56,280
um

477
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,320
so Sloane is on her way over Natalie

478
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,820
decides to like put on the dress One

479
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,299
Last Time

480
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:05,640
ouch right I'm like oh girl basket

481
00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:07,679
um and she's like when she puts it on

482
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,360
she realizes like oh man like I'm really

483
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:10,980
thin and I've lost a lot of weight and

484
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,660
like I'm not even filling this dress out

485
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:14,100
but it almost like has the memories

486
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:16,380
where like

487
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,520
David was always telling her like you

488
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,740
should eat more and work out more and

489
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:22,020
have a body more like Sloans and she was

490
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,520
like oh yeah she's like you know that

491
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:26,400
always kind of made me feel shitty so

492
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,500
like we know she's like still sad about

493
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,940
the fiance but this was like one of the

494
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,380
first Snippets that we like have of him

495
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:34,980
and we're like

496
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:36,840
was he incredible right or is he just

497
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:39,620
dead

498
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,620
[ __ ] man

499
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:48,179
I think everyone can ruminate on that

500
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:49,980
line in therapy so yeah so yeah you can

501
00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:51,480
thank me when you talk to your therapist

502
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,880
about that

503
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,980
the therapist won't thank Anna no but

504
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:58,140
you can so

505
00:20:55,980 --> 00:21:01,320
there's a knock on the door Natalie's

506
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:03,720
like oh Sloane's here so she just shouts

507
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,860
come in and then in the wedding dress

508
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,660
still yeah she's like in the wedding

509
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:08,400
dress

510
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:09,960
and then cage pops into the room and

511
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,360
she's like what oh Sloane's wearing

512
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,520
boots today

513
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:17,880
and cage is like

514
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:20,460
you're getting married and she's like

515
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,380
um no no like it's just a weird

516
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:24,660
interaction

517
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:27,600
um but then cage is like

518
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,880
that dress doesn't suit you

519
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:31,140
and she's like the only proper response

520
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,179
when you see a woman in a wedding dress

521
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:34,260
is to tell her she looks beautiful and

522
00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:35,580
he's like

523
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,320
you do

524
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,940
like you are beautiful but not because

525
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,980
of that fussy dress

526
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:42,600
and you're like wait what

527
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:45,000
old

528
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,220
um especially after he shut her down so

529
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,140
hard the night before yes like we're

530
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:51,120
getting mixed messages here buddy well

531
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:54,120
and I guess um a package got delivered

532
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:55,919
to his house for her so that's really

533
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,720
the only reason he had popped over was

534
00:21:55,919 --> 00:21:59,400
not to make amends just like I got a

535
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:03,780
package for you

536
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:05,640
um I'm sure he does hey he does yeah

537
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:08,340
there's a lot of his package moving

538
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,720
forward in this book not quite yet

539
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:12,179
um

540
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,440
he leaves the house like like it's

541
00:22:12,179 --> 00:22:14,760
almost like he like realized what he

542
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,980
said and like got flustered and just

543
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,720
like here's the package and left very

544
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,580
quickly

545
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,559
um

546
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:24,179
Sloan has a date

547
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:25,620
the night of the anniversary that she

548
00:22:24,179 --> 00:22:27,720
forgot about she's like I can cancel it

549
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:30,539
I can like come hang out with you and

550
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:32,580
Matt is like don't do that I'm gonna go

551
00:22:30,539 --> 00:22:34,559
take myself out on a date as well and

552
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:37,380
Sloane is on a date with a local Tech

553
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:38,940
guy named Stavros he is

554
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:40,919
here in the future of the book as well

555
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:43,039
so I thought I would tell us his name

556
00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:43,039
um

557
00:22:45,679 --> 00:22:52,320
I don't know I grew up in a very

558
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:53,940
Greek area

559
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,740
everyone's last name sounded like a

560
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:58,320
fungus

561
00:22:55,740 --> 00:23:01,980
it's

562
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:05,940
Kelsey I'm everyone who lived there said

563
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:09,140
that that's not like me being an [ __ ]

564
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:09,140
stop Monopoly

565
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:15,780
okay I'll give you that I'll give you

566
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:18,539
that right yeah not being an [ __ ] I'm

567
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:23,760
just not hating just Satan I did not

568
00:23:18,539 --> 00:23:23,760
like that I just said that damn it oh

569
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:29,220
Natalie takes herself to this very nice

570
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:30,659
steak restaurant for dinner she orders

571
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,580
herself a full bottle of the most

572
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:34,320
expensive champagne which she can't

573
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:36,360
afford on her teacher's salary so she's

574
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,600
like putting this [ __ ] on my credit card

575
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:41,100
but I am living my truth today if there

576
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,419
was ever a day to do it

577
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,820
yes

578
00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:47,820
um cage is also at the restaurant of

579
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:49,799
course he is and the um

580
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:51,900
I don't know the maitre d That's the

581
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:53,640
word I'm going for the majority walks up

582
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:57,200
to her and it's like the gentleman has

583
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,200
asked that you join him and she's like

584
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:04,080
oh okay fine she's like I guess it like

585
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:06,179
beats the staring I don't know so she

586
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,360
says yes and then there he's like let's

587
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:10,799
reintroduce ourselves so he he's like my

588
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,500
name is cage she's like first or last

589
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:16,200
name he's like yes and I'm like okay

590
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:17,880
like Beyonce I was gonna say like share

591
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,340
but yeah

592
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:23,159
or brandy and I know we previously

593
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:26,100
talked about Brandy yeah yeah

594
00:24:23,159 --> 00:24:27,720
what was her last she had a last name

595
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:31,320
well so does Beyonce

596
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:33,179
yeah but I feel like like bran if you

597
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,280
say Brandy people are like which one

598
00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:37,500
right

599
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:41,159
like I feel like Beyonce no one's ever

600
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:44,520
like oh which one I there are a few that

601
00:24:41,159 --> 00:24:46,380
I know could you be more specific

602
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,240
um he's like do you always drink this

603
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:49,620
much and she's like no it's just like I

604
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,559
know you drink this much two days a year

605
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:54,780
on the anniversary of like tells him the

606
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,340
story of her fiance disappearing and

607
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:57,780
then he's like I like your dress and

608
00:24:56,340 --> 00:25:01,020
she's like it's simple then he's like

609
00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:03,360
Perfection doesn't need embellishment

610
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:05,640
okay

611
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:09,900
he's bold

612
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:11,520
that's the best word to describe cage

613
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:13,919
um honestly there were a lot of quotes

614
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,960
that I like wanted to outline but there

615
00:25:13,919 --> 00:25:18,539
were just so many that I'm like

616
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,740
what is freaking Happening Here Yeah so

617
00:25:18,539 --> 00:25:22,740
like she tells him the full story of her

618
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:24,840
fiance disappearing and like

619
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:26,640
um but then it's like I'm so sorry that

620
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,539
was so insensitive of me to tell you and

621
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,799
he's like what do you mean she's like

622
00:25:27,539 --> 00:25:33,179
well like because of your loss oh no and

623
00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:36,419
he's like

624
00:25:33,179 --> 00:25:37,740
yeah uh I've never lost a spouse I've

625
00:25:36,419 --> 00:25:39,900
never been married I've never been

626
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:43,799
divorced I don't have any kids and she's

627
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:46,380
like oh I guess the narrative that

628
00:25:43,799 --> 00:25:49,020
Sloane made up to explain why you turned

629
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:51,659
us down I don't think she said that but

630
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:53,100
in her head she's like I'm like girl

631
00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:54,539
you created that narrative to make

632
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,220
yourself feel better but then you

633
00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:58,860
actually like did you think it was true

634
00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:01,559
you know like like she did apparently

635
00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:02,700
she drank that much she did and then she

636
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,500
asked what he does for a living and he's

637
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:07,799
like I'm a collector she's like of what

638
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:09,659
like of antiques and he's like a debts

639
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:12,240
dun dun

640
00:26:09,659 --> 00:26:15,840
I was like of

641
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:17,400
what that too we'll get there

642
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,679
um

643
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:22,260
yeah so they're just like

644
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:23,220
going back and forth and he propositions

645
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:25,620
her

646
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:27,480
and like tells her that he bought her

647
00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,320
house for cat or bought his house for

648
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,179
cash

649
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,900
um to

650
00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:35,880
um like not embezzle the money invest no

651
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:39,240
it was to like clean the money

652
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,320
essentially yeah um it's like that's why

653
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,900
I bought the house for cash and he's

654
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,520
only leaving in a few days

655
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:46,080
um and she's like why why are you

656
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,820
telling me this and he's like well I

657
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,860
want you to trust me

658
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:51,419
and you're like you guys don't know each

659
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:53,039
other and then like she keeps like

660
00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:54,419
interrupting him and he's like interrupt

661
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:57,539
me one more time and I'll take you over

662
00:26:54,419 --> 00:26:59,640
my knee at this table and I'm like

663
00:26:57,539 --> 00:27:02,039
you've known her for like one day and

664
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:05,880
this is your first conversation with her

665
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:08,159
um again during money launder that's the

666
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,440
word I was going I was waiting for you

667
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:12,659
to get there you could have helped me

668
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,299
get there did you know the word I was

669
00:27:12,659 --> 00:27:17,880
yes but I was comfortable with

670
00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:20,940
where you went is that because you like

671
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:24,000
watching me flounder because I like I

672
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:25,620
know because I make up random like when

673
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,140
I was like talking about liquid courage

674
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:31,020
and kept calling it emotional Lube like

675
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:32,760
is that what you were were you like if I

676
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:35,400
sit here on the word launder long enough

677
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,360
Chelsea will either find it or embarrass

678
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,220
herself

679
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:43,620
and I will

680
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:47,400
because it's true uh now you said as an

681
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:49,640
acceptable synonym you didn't need me

682
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,960
I always eat you

683
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,059
I always need you

684
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,559
um but then she's also like so like why

685
00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:57,000
where's this where's all this coming

686
00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:58,260
from like what the heck changed since we

687
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,820
talked yesterday it's like yesterday you

688
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,679
weren't under my protection and now you

689
00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:04,440
are and you're like what okay what does

690
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:05,880
that even mean yeah and who knows and

691
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,679
then like the waiter keeps coming up and

692
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,360
interrupting and like cage looks at the

693
00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:10,799
waiter and he's like come up and and

694
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,320
interrupt us one more time and I'm going

695
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:15,240
to shoot you between the eyes so you're

696
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,620
like this man is so unnecessarily

697
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,840
intense

698
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:20,760
and then like he propositions her again

699
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,440
and he's like let me finger [ __ ] you

700
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,520
under the table while I feed you like

701
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,520
come sit on my lap

702
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:31,140
again

703
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:34,320
bold well and she's like

704
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:36,240
I just told you my fiance like the five

705
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,820
year anniversary

706
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:42,240
um this is a bit much thank you for the

707
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:44,880
generous offer and she takes off and

708
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,279
leaves and so he follows her out and

709
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,419
like apologizes if he offended her and

710
00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:50,820
then he's like if you want to be left

711
00:28:48,419 --> 00:28:53,100
alone I'll totally respect that um but

712
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:55,500
you need to know I want to this is a

713
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:57,900
direct quote I want to [ __ ] your sweet

714
00:28:55,500 --> 00:29:00,000
[ __ ] and your perfect ass and anything

715
00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:01,679
else you'll let me [ __ ] because you're

716
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,200
the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

717
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:05,700
in my life he's like I'll leave you

718
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,880
alone but I haven't heard you tell me to

719
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:10,799
leave you alone yet and then he and then

720
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,140
he hops in his car at the valet and

721
00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:16,740
speeds away

722
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:19,380
that is the height of romance

723
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:21,899
I mean just

724
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:25,159
straight Swoon worthy that

725
00:29:21,899 --> 00:29:25,159
I'll tell my husband got me

726
00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:31,700
[Laughter]

727
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:31,700
not her husband

728
00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:37,620
spoiler I am JT Geisinger and I don't

729
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,779
know how to pronounce my own name this

730
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:43,039
is autobiographical

731
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:46,320
oh my God it's not

732
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:49,799
oh my God is your dead fiance the guy in

733
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:51,539
the white denim because that's what did

734
00:29:49,799 --> 00:29:54,320
him in I was gonna say he might have

735
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,320
deserved it

736
00:29:55,100 --> 00:30:03,020
poor Mitch I think that was his name I

737
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:06,720
was trashed I do not remember you know

738
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:10,140
you said you lost your glasses I have

739
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:13,380
found glasses and sunglasses at bars and

740
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:15,360
just will put them on like okay so it's

741
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,919
good I wasn't there because your glasses

742
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,539
would have disappeared so might I ask

743
00:30:16,919 --> 00:30:20,159
that if that ever happens in the future

744
00:30:18,539 --> 00:30:23,100
you're just like I'm gonna be a good

745
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:24,179
Samaritan and put them on the table in a

746
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,039
very prominent location if they're

747
00:30:24,179 --> 00:30:28,020
sunglasses who gives a [ __ ] actually

748
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:30,179
mine are prescription so hahaha it'll

749
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:32,039
[ __ ] up your eyesight

750
00:30:30,179 --> 00:30:33,299
jokes on you

751
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:36,720
um okay

752
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:37,559
but yeah just like if I could

753
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,000
um

754
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,399
request

755
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:44,640
that you be a Good Samaritan and just

756
00:30:41,399 --> 00:30:46,799
put them on a table and then drunk

757
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:49,260
whoever can go oh there they are and

758
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:50,820
just go grab them I hear your request

759
00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:52,260
and I will take it into consideration

760
00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:55,200
but it's not like if they're reading

761
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:58,320
glasses I don't give a [ __ ] but like

762
00:30:55,200 --> 00:31:03,120
I don't have good Vision I that would

763
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:05,340
have been a long weekend without glasses

764
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,080
got it would have no oh that would have

765
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:08,340
that would have sucked

766
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,080
um

767
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:12,419
I was yeah I was in Grand Rapids

768
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,100
Michigan I lived in Dallas Texas at the

769
00:31:12,419 --> 00:31:16,380
time it was a whole thing

770
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:18,960
um so the next morning Matt is telling

771
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:21,360
Sloane all about the dinner

772
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:26,880
and Sloan's like so so you're gonna [ __ ]

773
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:30,240
him right and Natalie's like no I'm not

774
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:32,700
going to [ __ ] him and Sloane's like girl

775
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:35,039
break your dry spell she's leaving in a

776
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:37,440
few days anyway think of it as therapy

777
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:40,820
for your vagina like

778
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:44,520
just go get you some and Natalie's like

779
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:46,919
I don't I'm not there and then Sloane

780
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:49,559
was like hey Natalie I love you and I'm

781
00:31:46,919 --> 00:31:52,919
gonna tell you a really hard truth

782
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:55,919
David is dead like nice like she's like

783
00:31:52,919 --> 00:31:57,179
David is gone he's not coming back he

784
00:31:55,919 --> 00:31:59,039
went on a hike the day before your

785
00:31:57,179 --> 00:32:00,419
wedding on a trail he knew like the back

786
00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:03,299
of his hand

787
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,440
he's not coming back like you need to

788
00:32:03,299 --> 00:32:05,399
move on

789
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,159
um

790
00:32:05,399 --> 00:32:10,320
like and I really love Sloan for her

791
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:11,520
level of like friendship in this book

792
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,679
right

793
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:17,399
um yeah like he was an avid hiker like

794
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:19,020
hyped like several times a week like

795
00:32:17,399 --> 00:32:21,179
there's no reason he shouldn't have come

796
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:23,100
back and so Sloan's like he would want

797
00:32:21,179 --> 00:32:25,799
you to be happy like he would not be

798
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:28,500
happy knowing that like this is the life

799
00:32:25,799 --> 00:32:29,820
you're living five years later

800
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:32,340
um

801
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:35,760
then there's a knock on the front door

802
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:38,460
after this phone call and it's a random

803
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:40,980
dude that Natalie doesn't know and he's

804
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:42,659
like hey yeah my family owns the

805
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:44,220
whatever apartment complex and it's the

806
00:32:42,659 --> 00:32:45,600
apartment complex that David was living

807
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:48,840
in when he died

808
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:51,080
or when he disappeared and they recently

809
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:54,240
renovated and they found a letter

810
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,440
addressed to Natalie in David's

811
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,840
handwriting

812
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,580
um that like had no date stamp

813
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,380
um but it was like yellowed and stained

814
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:03,000
and it was like he put it in like the

815
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:05,880
outgoing box and it like got stuck and

816
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,380
caught and like oh so no one

817
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,539
knew it was there until they were

818
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:11,220
renovating right so she opens it and

819
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:12,779
like finds a key and she's like I have

820
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:15,659
no idea what the hell this key goes to

821
00:33:12,779 --> 00:33:16,919
whatever okay so she's like does what we

822
00:33:15,659 --> 00:33:19,860
would all do and I appreciated the

823
00:33:16,919 --> 00:33:24,120
humanity of this she Googles

824
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:26,159
how do you find the the lock to a key I

825
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,140
have a random key how do I find what it

826
00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:30,539
costs you

827
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:34,740
um she did not yield great success I was

828
00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:36,240
gonna say how what um yes so there's a

829
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:38,580
knock on the door

830
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:41,899
um another knock on the door it's a busy

831
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:45,059
house it is a busy house it's Chris

832
00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:47,240
the sheriff that she had dumped

833
00:33:45,059 --> 00:33:49,740
um and

834
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,299
he wants to rekindle things and he's

835
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:52,260
kind of like well when I dumped you I

836
00:33:51,299 --> 00:33:55,760
kind of thought it would like light a

837
00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:58,320
fire under your ass and she's like

838
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:01,200
so let me tell you about this co-worker

839
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,399
but I think you should date and he's

840
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,640
like the one who dresses like she's

841
00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:07,740
Amish and he she's like she's really

842
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:11,639
great

843
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:13,260
oh nap yeah um but he when she opens the

844
00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:14,820
door she'd like just been searching for

845
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,839
like what the key goes to and she like

846
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,399
has

847
00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:19,320
like the key's the only thing in this

848
00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:21,359
envelope oh there's no letter there's no

849
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,879
letter there's just the key and so she's

850
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:25,619
like holding it and he's like oh like

851
00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:26,940
what what do you have there's like oh I

852
00:34:25,619 --> 00:34:27,839
just found this random key because I

853
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,159
guess

854
00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:31,080
um her parents had left for the house

855
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:33,540
when they retired and they moved to like

856
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:36,000
Arizona or something and so she's like

857
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:37,859
yeah I need to like call my parents and

858
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,940
see what this key goes to and like lies

859
00:34:37,859 --> 00:34:40,800
about where it comes from and he's like

860
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:42,659
oh it looks like the exact it looks like

861
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,119
my safety deposit box key

862
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:46,320
like in fact like and he like grabs it

863
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:47,760
from her and like turns it over and he's

864
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,960
like oh like that see like that's the

865
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,000
box number on the back it looks just

866
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:54,659
like mine over at Wells Fargo she's like

867
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:58,080
let David make that Bank of America like

868
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:59,160
I have more questions than answers now

869
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,800
um

870
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:04,080
and but like Chris like won't let up on

871
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,599
me like I made a mistake please go back

872
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:09,000
out with me and she's like no thank you

873
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:10,619
and then he like grabs her and tries to

874
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,599
kiss her and she's like starting like

875
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:15,540
very like forcibly like be like don't

876
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:19,140
touch me like let me go right and then

877
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:21,240
cage shows up uh-oh and is like

878
00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:22,800
threatens to beat the [ __ ] out of him or

879
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,680
whatever if he doesn't leave

880
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:28,260
Chris scurries away and then K just like

881
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,460
hey I put my house on the market and I'm

882
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,660
leaving

883
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:34,079
um

884
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:35,880
okay yeah and he like gives her her his

885
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:38,700
phone number and he's like just in case

886
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,480
she's like just in case of what and he's

887
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:42,119
like

888
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:45,260
anything like your roof leaks and she's

889
00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:45,260
like are you a roofer

890
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:53,520
oh Nat yeah that's excellent

891
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:57,119
like

892
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,800
I love how obtuse she is that's awesome

893
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:00,839
like it's incredible because I'm like

894
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,119
like part of it is her being sassy and

895
00:36:00,839 --> 00:36:04,440
part of it is her generally like not

896
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,220
getting it

897
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,160
um

898
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:10,680
and then she like kisses his cheek as

899
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,599
he's leaving and says thank you and he's

900
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,640
like thank you for what she's like thank

901
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:17,780
you for making me feel something for the

902
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,780
first time in five years

903
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:22,079
and then he's gone

904
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,880
um switch we're gonna switch back to

905
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:25,920
cage so

906
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,240
cage takes a call from the federal

907
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,940
prison

908
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:31,619
um asking if he finished the job

909
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:33,060
and he's like

910
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:36,300
yes

911
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:38,160
yes I did and then the dude on the other

912
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:39,300
end of the call is like what did she

913
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,700
know anything

914
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:43,079
and cage was like no no she didn't know

915
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,820
anything

916
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:46,619
um and then we learned he's talking to

917
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:49,859
his boss and that he lied to him because

918
00:36:46,619 --> 00:36:52,800
he was sent to this Tiny Town to get

919
00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:54,480
info from Nat so he's a collector of

920
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:58,079
information

921
00:36:54,480 --> 00:37:00,420
and deaths and probably bodies I was

922
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:04,040
gonna say and potentially like Toes or

923
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:06,900
tongues or something not antiques

924
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:09,960
not antiques not stamps

925
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:12,420
no not buttons

926
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:16,579
is button collecting a thing I don't

927
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:16,579
know I was thinking of actually coins

928
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:22,820
what's a round thing it's small when you

929
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,200
were a kid did you have that like

930
00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:28,680
tri-fold for the all of the United

931
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:31,260
States quarters yes I don't think I ever

932
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,520
finished mine me either no I lost

933
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:35,040
interest

934
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,920
um so

935
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,020
cage says on the phone to his boss that

936
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,700
like he's gonna go start following up on

937
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:44,160
other leads

938
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:46,560
um and but it's like also like in his

939
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,240
head he's like if anyone finds out that

940
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,520
like I didn't finish the job and like

941
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:52,859
she's still alive like

942
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,560
we're both dead because I just lied to

943
00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:56,780
like my my big boss

944
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,619
huh

945
00:37:56,780 --> 00:38:03,960
intrigue mystery anal how I describe it

946
00:38:01,619 --> 00:38:07,339
there's really only one anal scene I'm

947
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,339
just being overly dramatic

948
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,780
um Natalie goes to Wells Fargo with very

949
00:38:10,619 --> 00:38:16,200
low expectations and is like yeah so

950
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:19,440
like I have this key like I don't know

951
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:23,460
um and then they're like oh like David

952
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,660
whatever and Natalie Pearson or Peterson

953
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:25,800
or whatever the hell her last name is

954
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:28,859
and she's like

955
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,359
oh I'm on the account yeah I'm here for

956
00:38:28,859 --> 00:38:31,800
my safety deposit box then she asked

957
00:38:30,359 --> 00:38:33,420
she's like so like my cousin wants to

958
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,520
like open a safety deposit box like what

959
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:36,660
all goes into that they're like oh like

960
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,920
she answer com with like two forms of ID

961
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:40,260
and she's like oh I think she would want

962
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,660
like my Aunt like her mom to also be on

963
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:46,020
there does she need to come too like

964
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:47,579
yeah whoever's gonna be on the like have

965
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:49,980
a key to open the box needs to be

966
00:38:47,579 --> 00:38:53,460
present so Natalie's like

967
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:56,220
how did he pull this off because I did

968
00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:59,099
not do this

969
00:38:56,220 --> 00:39:01,619
um she goes the only thing in the box is

970
00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:03,540
a letter that is like

971
00:39:01,619 --> 00:39:05,760
the like oh we're getting married

972
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:07,859
tomorrow letter and like I really love

973
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,380
you and like but also one of those

974
00:39:07,859 --> 00:39:13,500
things that she's like

975
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:16,680
why would he mail me a key to a safety

976
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:18,420
deposit box that only has a letter that

977
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,859
he could have just given me in person

978
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:22,020
right

979
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:23,280
so then she's like breaking down reading

980
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:25,440
this letter

981
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,420
it's like very sweet you're the love of

982
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,339
my life all that good stuff

983
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:31,140
um but yeah she's like

984
00:39:29,339 --> 00:39:32,760
things aren't adding up but she can't

985
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:35,339
quite figure out

986
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,980
what it is so that was back like August

987
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:40,320
September we're now several months in

988
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:42,359
the future cage has been gone Natalie is

989
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,920
like getting her life back to normal

990
00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:46,740
after the anniversary passed and after

991
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:50,339
like freaking out about David's letter

992
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:52,560
um it's now the Night Before Christmas

993
00:39:50,339 --> 00:39:54,119
is all through the house is it no it's

994
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,280
not the Night Before Christmas it's just

995
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:57,540
like Christmas break okay there were

996
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,520
several times that I thought it was

997
00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:01,440
either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day

998
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:04,079
and then I realized I was wrong with

999
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:07,140
this book and that could be the writing

1000
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:10,079
or it could be user error

1001
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:13,200
um little column a little column B

1002
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:14,839
probably more column B if I'm being like

1003
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:18,599
let's go 90

1004
00:40:14,839 --> 00:40:21,660
no 80 user error won't do 80 20. yeah

1005
00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:24,180
yeah I'm comfortable with that um so she

1006
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:26,579
is doing some holiday baking and she's

1007
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:28,680
like the oven in my house is janky and

1008
00:40:26,579 --> 00:40:30,540
old the cookies have one minute left

1009
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,800
only one minute if I take them out in

1010
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:34,140
one minute they're perfect if I take

1011
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:36,660
them out in two minutes no one gets

1012
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,640
cooked okay it's very much like one of

1013
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:40,500
those

1014
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,700
janky old ovens I get that

1015
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:44,280
um

1016
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:46,859
there's a knock on her door yet again

1017
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:49,079
also what is this pen station there's

1018
00:40:46,859 --> 00:40:51,960
like so many people coming through here

1019
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:54,660
I'm I'm in my 30s and I'm just gonna

1020
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:57,000
readily own that if I'm not expecting a

1021
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:57,650
knock on my door sometimes I still hit

1022
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,740
the ground

1023
00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:04,020
[Laughter]

1024
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:06,839
until they go away because my husband is

1025
00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:08,880
the one with the with the Ring app and

1026
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:13,500
the ring notification so I'm just out

1027
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:15,540
here freeballing it I have no idea

1028
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:17,460
I just sit and wait and see if my

1029
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:20,099
husband's gonna get it and if he doesn't

1030
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:24,359
then nobody gets it

1031
00:41:20,099 --> 00:41:27,960
well the pro like do your dogs bark when

1032
00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:29,460
yeah Andy will go bananas yeah that's

1033
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,079
honestly normally the problem is that

1034
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:32,400
like our dog will go to the door and

1035
00:41:31,079 --> 00:41:34,560
then I want to shout like Brandon damn

1036
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,960
it be chill man cool gonna make but then

1037
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,820
they'll know I'm here

1038
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,680
and to be fair in my head I'm like

1039
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:42,900
they'll know I'm home because normally

1040
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:46,020
my dog is crated and if my dog is at the

1041
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:47,579
front door then they'll know I'm home or

1042
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,599
he would be in his crate that I'm like a

1043
00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:50,579
lot of people don't create their dogs

1044
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:52,380
yeah and nobody would know that I've

1045
00:41:50,579 --> 00:41:54,000
created this entire narrative in my head

1046
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:56,099
but at least I'm not speaking to them

1047
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,579
about it like Natalie did about creating

1048
00:41:56,099 --> 00:42:01,940
cages fake dead partner

1049
00:41:59,579 --> 00:42:04,800
sure yeah

1050
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:06,839
giving myself some credit here I can

1051
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,359
appreciate that uh

1052
00:42:06,839 --> 00:42:12,119
so it's cage at the front door

1053
00:42:09,359 --> 00:42:14,640
there's a knock it's cage

1054
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:19,079
my notes just say he comes on real

1055
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:20,640
strong but she's here for it like

1056
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:22,079
she's like I haven't stopped thinking

1057
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,460
about him since he left and apparently

1058
00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:24,599
he hasn't stopped thinking about me

1059
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:28,500
since he left

1060
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:31,140
and he's like I couldn't stay away

1061
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:32,700
and then like in this conversation he's

1062
00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:34,320
like are you the jealous type and she's

1063
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:36,260
like I don't know right do you do things

1064
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,480
that someone needs to be jealous about

1065
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:42,119
[Laughter]

1066
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,460
he's like no like when I'm with someone

1067
00:42:42,119 --> 00:42:47,000
I'm just with them and like

1068
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:51,060
just this very like

1069
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:54,119
you knew each other for about 48 hours

1070
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:56,700
four months ago right and we are just

1071
00:42:54,119 --> 00:42:58,260
jumping in head first here and so he

1072
00:42:56,700 --> 00:43:00,000
like tells her he's interested and he's

1073
00:42:58,260 --> 00:43:01,859
like well but you'll have to make the

1074
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,240
first move and she's like what would you

1075
00:43:01,859 --> 00:43:06,720
call everything that's happened since

1076
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:08,760
you knocked on my door like you made the

1077
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:11,400
first move you showed up at my house and

1078
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,800
he's like your SAS will also get you

1079
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,420
taken over my knee sort of and you're

1080
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,000
like

1081
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:19,500
but once again she's here for it

1082
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,180
um so he's like all right you have to

1083
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:24,900
make the next move like you have my

1084
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:27,599
phone number use it if you want to

1085
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:29,579
hey there's my puppies

1086
00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:32,040
we'll get you right back to the show in

1087
00:43:29,579 --> 00:43:36,960
just a moment but first

1088
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:39,240
do you like us maybe even love us

1089
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:43,020
we sure love you

1090
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:44,940
and if you do love us don't tease us

1091
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:47,280
now listen those ratings and reviews

1092
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:49,920
wherever you're listening right now

1093
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:52,079
maybe even send us over to a special

1094
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,300
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1095
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:56,339
smutty with us

1096
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:59,880
as you know the first rule of smug Club

1097
00:43:56,339 --> 00:44:02,520
is to talk about SMUD Club

1098
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:06,319
all right I won't keep you any longer

1099
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,319
let's get back to the show

1100
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,400
[Music]

1101
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,680
so Natalie call Sloane the next day

1102
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,359
while she's out yeah like must have been

1103
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,740
right before the holiday break

1104
00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:21,000
um it was in December that's what

1105
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,680
matters

1106
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,560
like she calls Natalie on her lunch

1107
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,760
break at the school and is like Natalie

1108
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:30,500
calls alone I don't know what I just

1109
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,500
said whatever you knew what I meant

1110
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:37,260
Natalie calls Sloan to talk about cage

1111
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:41,040
showing up at her house thank you see

1112
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:42,980
Hannah I do need you I pay attention and

1113
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:47,400
let me guess

1114
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:49,200
thank you Sloan is like jump on that a

1115
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:53,640
mediamente

1116
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:56,720
yeah ride that train she goes two words

1117
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,720
[ __ ] him

1118
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,380
I feel like I would very much identify

1119
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:04,140
with Sloan yeah I really enjoyed

1120
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:06,900
Sloane's book as well because there's

1121
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:08,940
like a mobster gangster dude whose name

1122
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:10,800
is spider and within like their first

1123
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:14,520
conversation she gets him to tell him

1124
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:16,440
that his real name is Homer yes

1125
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,000
and then like she calls him Homer and

1126
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,980
someone's like how the hell do you know

1127
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,579
but then she's like what like we just

1128
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:25,680
talk like I made a friend yes very much

1129
00:45:23,579 --> 00:45:28,500
her energy but she's like two words [ __ ]

1130
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,359
him and then

1131
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:32,640
Sloan is like hey why don't you invite

1132
00:45:30,359 --> 00:45:34,380
him out on a double date with me and

1133
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,400
Stavros tonight

1134
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:37,859
um

1135
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:41,700
so Natalie calls cage and once again

1136
00:45:37,859 --> 00:45:45,540
this man not afraid to come on strong

1137
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:47,700
because she calls and he's like

1138
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:50,160
I was just thinking about you and she's

1139
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:52,640
like oh yeah he's like yeah my [ __ ] is

1140
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,640
rock hard

1141
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:56,660
okay right

1142
00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:03,960
I don't I literally would just be I mean

1143
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,520
that is a personal problem bro and I'm

1144
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,200
not sure what you want me to do about it

1145
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,380
but I can tell you what I will do about

1146
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,359
it nothing but I'm like

1147
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:14,160
you know like 10 minutes later she has

1148
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:18,300
to go back to teaching 12 year olds how

1149
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:20,880
to paint right oh yikes

1150
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:22,619
oh and she's like uh-huh and she's like

1151
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,660
okay well can I ask that maybe you like

1152
00:46:22,619 --> 00:46:26,700
reel it in a little bit like you are

1153
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:28,619
coming on kind of but she's just like

1154
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:30,660
she's not like I'm not here for this

1155
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:33,480
she's just like

1156
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:34,740
so you're at an 11. and if we could dial

1157
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,480
it back

1158
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:37,980
but like there's no like numerical value

1159
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,900
she gives him right right right right

1160
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:42,720
yeah

1161
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:44,220
um and then she asks them out to go in

1162
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,540
the double well she asked him out for

1163
00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:47,160
the night he like hangs up before she

1164
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:48,420
can even tell him it's a double date but

1165
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,280
when she asks them out he's like oh like

1166
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:53,400
my plan is working and she's like what's

1167
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:56,400
your plan and he's like to make you mine

1168
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,400
okay

1169
00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:00,300
again I know

1170
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,940
yeah

1171
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:06,240
that's a normal response to that you

1172
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:09,359
know it's so intense so

1173
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,800
um we Flash the date he is punctual he's

1174
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:13,380
there right on time he brings her

1175
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,000
flowers she swoons

1176
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:16,800
she

1177
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,940
um goes to put the flowers in water and

1178
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,160
then like once again he's like I really

1179
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:21,839
want you to trust me and so he like

1180
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,119
tells her she's like so

1181
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,800
tell me about your debt collecting job

1182
00:47:24,119 --> 00:47:28,260
and he's like

1183
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:30,480
I'm a criminal I don't remember exactly

1184
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:32,579
how that played out but he does tell her

1185
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,060
that he's like the biggest and baddest

1186
00:47:32,579 --> 00:47:35,060
Criminal

1187
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:41,339
you know

1188
00:47:36,859 --> 00:47:43,380
when they say that it's usually not true

1189
00:47:41,339 --> 00:47:47,579
it is

1190
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:49,980
true in this situation okay yeah

1191
00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:51,240
my experience in general I've worked

1192
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:52,920
with a lot of different people who've

1193
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:55,460
done a lot of different things and

1194
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:58,680
usually the ones that are like oh honey

1195
00:47:55,460 --> 00:48:01,319
like that's cute are the ones that are

1196
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,000
like I'm the biggest and the baddest and

1197
00:48:01,319 --> 00:48:06,060
it's the ones that are quiet that you

1198
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:09,119
need to be very wary of The Quiet Ones

1199
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:11,160
they're always watching they are always

1200
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:13,440
waiting they are

1201
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:15,420
they'll never find your body

1202
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,520
they will not

1203
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:19,500
um so when I used to work crisis in

1204
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,000
Nashville we had just opened this like

1205
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:24,000
brand new multi-million dollar treatment

1206
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,140
facility and all of the new furniture we

1207
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,880
had was weighted with sand so it was

1208
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:31,920
either not able to be thrown or very

1209
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,960
very heavy and difficult to throw

1210
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,119
furniture

1211
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,099
the very first day I was gonna say did

1212
00:48:36,119 --> 00:48:40,020
they take into consideration the PCP

1213
00:48:38,099 --> 00:48:40,920
strength or

1214
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,540
um what they didn't take into

1215
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:46,020
consideration was that they ran out of

1216
00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:47,940
sand the day before and so oh no not

1217
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:50,400
like everything had just enough weight

1218
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:52,859
to like have heft to it but like not

1219
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:55,800
enough to like so they just made them

1220
00:48:52,859 --> 00:48:57,000
better weapons yes and so the very first

1221
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,700
day and this brand new treatment

1222
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,920
facility this like quiet dude

1223
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:03,300
um also they did a great job with the

1224
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,060
sound dampening because we didn't hear

1225
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:08,700
[ __ ] happen oh

1226
00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:09,900
he got pissed takes like one of the

1227
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,740
weighted tables or chairs I don't

1228
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:14,220
remember which

1229
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:16,200
Chucks it like destroys the window like

1230
00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:18,359
breaks the window out like the first day

1231
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,400
by the time we knew that anything had

1232
00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:22,560
happened he's just sitting calmly in the

1233
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,319
room again I'm like that's more

1234
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,060
terrifying 100 like I don't I didn't

1235
00:49:25,319 --> 00:49:28,680
like to go Hands-On I never wanted to go

1236
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:30,540
Hands-On but I'm like it's more

1237
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,980
unsettling when you just destroyed a

1238
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:33,960
window and then when we come into the

1239
00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:37,079
room you're just like

1240
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:39,720
hello I'm ready for my assessment you

1241
00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:41,640
know you know what I mean yes I do know

1242
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:44,760
what you mean I do know what you mean

1243
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:46,200
the guy that so there was a guy that

1244
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,460
picked up a chair and hit me in the face

1245
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,560
with it when I worked crisis

1246
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:51,000
stabilization that's how I broke my nose

1247
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,680
the third time

1248
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,380
and

1249
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,359
but before that for weeks

1250
00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:58,740
he was just like I'd come on the unit

1251
00:49:57,359 --> 00:50:01,560
he'd be like hey Miss Hannah you gonna

1252
00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:03,420
have lunch with me today like nope not

1253
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,800
today maybe like you got a boyfriend

1254
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:07,440
like

1255
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,540
yep and like just keep walking he wasn't

1256
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:12,359
on my caseload those that was literally

1257
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:14,760
our only interaction until one day we

1258
00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:18,359
had our daily discussion about lunch

1259
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,680
plans and my love life and then he just

1260
00:50:18,359 --> 00:50:23,400
picked up a chair and hit me in the face

1261
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:26,220
with it like nothing like

1262
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:28,800
he had just been calm as could be

1263
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:31,020
and then yeah and then I got hit in the

1264
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:33,839
face really hard was it because you kept

1265
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:36,060
spurning his advances I mean I guess so

1266
00:50:33,839 --> 00:50:37,980
I don't know but I do remember that

1267
00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:39,420
there was a tech on the unit like an

1268
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:42,119
orderly

1269
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:43,740
um that he had played football I think

1270
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:45,480
for Georgia Tech and it was like he'd

1271
00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:49,020
been waiting for this moment his entire

1272
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:51,420
life he was like straight The Flash

1273
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:53,099
coming down the hallway and just took

1274
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:54,540
this guy to the ground and I'm just like

1275
00:50:53,099 --> 00:50:56,280
standing there with my hands under my

1276
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:58,680
face catching all this blood and I was

1277
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:01,680
like thanks to fonte

1278
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,680
laughs

1279
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,880
but the good news was I got to go home

1280
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:07,920
and they gave me workman's comp because

1281
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,660
I looked so scary they didn't want me on

1282
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,579
the unit

1283
00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:14,040
some of our mental health checks were

1284
00:51:11,579 --> 00:51:16,440
some of my absolute 100 favorite

1285
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,480
co-workers we had one dude because I I

1286
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:21,660
worked second shift so I worked 2 P.M to

1287
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:24,839
2 A.M and he worked third shift

1288
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:27,780
um but he worked seven P to 7A so like

1289
00:51:24,839 --> 00:51:30,480
we had there was just like five hours of

1290
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:32,400
my shift that like we didn't overlap and

1291
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,040
this man

1292
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,839
he like he wasn't like he wasn't the

1293
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,240
tallest like I'd say he's probably like

1294
00:51:36,839 --> 00:51:41,280
five eight five nine but he just had

1295
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,300
this presence about him that was like I

1296
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,859
know exactly what you're talking about

1297
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,359
I'm like you don't need to be tall like

1298
00:51:43,859 --> 00:51:47,520
I feel like a lot of times like oh I'm

1299
00:51:45,359 --> 00:51:48,660
I'm like six seven and I'm a mental

1300
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,119
health Tech and I'm like you are a

1301
00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:54,480
[ __ ] marshmallow like

1302
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:56,520
you are the Michelin Man I'm like you

1303
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,619
just like if your size does not

1304
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:01,319
intimidate them into like not acting a

1305
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:02,940
fool we're all screwed because your size

1306
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:06,059
was really what we had going for us here

1307
00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:09,480
and this dude he's like five nine

1308
00:52:06,059 --> 00:52:11,880
I just look over it'd be like 1am and

1309
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:14,579
he's just like he'd always kept gloves

1310
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:16,559
in his back pocket and so yeah he was

1311
00:52:14,579 --> 00:52:18,059
always ready no matter what happened but

1312
00:52:16,559 --> 00:52:19,500
I just look over and he take the gloved

1313
00:52:18,059 --> 00:52:21,240
out of his pocket and put him on and

1314
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,660
they do like knuckle push-ups at like

1315
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:25,980
1am and I'm like

1316
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:30,000
you good he's like just staying awake

1317
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:34,140
and I'm like okay I do not want to cross

1318
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:35,819
you nope please be my friend yes I loved

1319
00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:38,280
this man he was one of my absolute

1320
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:40,440
favorites I was so sad when he left

1321
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,240
um anyway cage is like I'm the biggest

1322
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,680
and the baddest criminal we do learn

1323
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,180
there's some truth to this once again

1324
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,579
he's like I really want you to trust me

1325
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:49,079
so I'm gonna tell you all of the truths

1326
00:52:47,579 --> 00:52:51,240
and then she's like which is a bold

1327
00:52:49,079 --> 00:52:53,040
opening move well and she's like I never

1328
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:55,619
want you to lie to me

1329
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:57,780
and he's like mind you she's had some

1330
00:52:55,619 --> 00:52:59,220
like trauma she's had some [ __ ] and so

1331
00:52:57,780 --> 00:53:01,140
then he's like

1332
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:04,980
well then I there are some things that I

1333
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:04,980
might just keep to myself like

1334
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,700
there's a lot of very quick back and

1335
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:10,740
forth that's honestly kind of hard to

1336
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:13,380
like cover and document

1337
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:16,200
um yeah so he's a big bad criminal they

1338
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:17,880
have an intense makeout session in the

1339
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,140
kitchen

1340
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,000
um

1341
00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:23,880
and he still doesn't know it's a double

1342
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,220
date right she does tell him she's like

1343
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,079
she's like you hung up and before we and

1344
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:30,119
he's like no like that's like fine but

1345
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:31,920
like but she tells him she's like I'm

1346
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:34,619
the kind of girl like once I fall in

1347
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,180
love I'm all in and he's like oh trust

1348
00:53:34,619 --> 00:53:38,099
me you're gonna fall in love with me and

1349
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:41,339
she's like once I Fall In Love

1350
00:53:38,099 --> 00:53:42,720
even death can't make me fall out

1351
00:53:41,339 --> 00:53:44,819
and then

1352
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:47,520
cage is like you're missing fiance

1353
00:53:44,819 --> 00:53:49,619
doesn't deserve the Loyalty that you're

1354
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:51,720
showing him are you still in love with

1355
00:53:49,619 --> 00:53:53,160
him and she's like it's over if it

1356
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:55,920
weren't I wouldn't feel so strongly

1357
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:58,920
about you and like girl

1358
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:03,119
that don't make no sense

1359
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:04,800
we went from six to midnight on we did

1360
00:54:03,119 --> 00:54:08,280
your

1361
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:10,319
libido I don't know like we just went

1362
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,300
from like no one

1363
00:54:10,319 --> 00:54:14,540
like it's like [ __ ] cobwebs down

1364
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:14,540
there

1365
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:24,059
just suddenly being like

1366
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:26,040
I'll love you till death if I fall in

1367
00:54:24,059 --> 00:54:29,339
love and I'm like where

1368
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,900
oh my God where did we like I'm pretty

1369
00:54:29,339 --> 00:54:33,300
sure he was just trying to get his dick

1370
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:35,640
wet why are we why are we going he's so

1371
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:37,800
hard they're both going so hard because

1372
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,359
she I don't like that no because she's

1373
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,740
like it's over because if it weren't

1374
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,240
like I wouldn't feel so strongly about

1375
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,619
you and he's like good because I don't

1376
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,900
share

1377
00:54:43,619 --> 00:54:48,420
with a dead man

1378
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:49,559
well no he said missing he didn't say

1379
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:51,680
dead

1380
00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:51,680
um

1381
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,880
so they go to the restaurant

1382
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:59,180
um and Natalie um immediately is like

1383
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,520
there's some weird tense Vibes here also

1384
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:04,920
Stavros and Sloan invited to a stavros's

1385
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:09,359
friends on this double date so it's like

1386
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:10,140
Sloan Nat stavrus cage two dudes that

1387
00:55:09,359 --> 00:55:13,619
like

1388
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:15,000
are just like staring at cage like with

1389
00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:17,220
like

1390
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,040
a little bit of fear and just like

1391
00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:22,859
respect and like recognition like you

1392
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:26,520
know yeah and recognition and Sloane is

1393
00:55:22,859 --> 00:55:28,500
like yeah this is Alex and Nick and when

1394
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:31,260
they introduce themselves like they're

1395
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:32,900
he's like one like I'm Nikolai like I'm

1396
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:35,579
a Lexi

1397
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:38,240
like I don't know not the names they

1398
00:55:35,579 --> 00:55:38,240
gave me or whatever

1399
00:55:39,119 --> 00:55:42,000
um

1400
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:43,200
and Stavros like is the dude who works

1401
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,599
in Tech but like they're all just like

1402
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,640
staring at him and then like a few words

1403
00:55:45,599 --> 00:55:50,040
are exchanged in Russian and then like

1404
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:52,920
they like drop their eyes and like are

1405
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:54,599
no like just like the fearful respect

1406
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,319
right

1407
00:55:54,599 --> 00:55:57,059
um

1408
00:55:55,319 --> 00:56:01,140
then like all of the dudes start just

1409
00:55:57,059 --> 00:56:04,020
like deferring to cage where

1410
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:05,640
like cage ordered Sloan and Natalie like

1411
00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:06,960
whatever wine they'd been drinking the

1412
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,180
night that he met them at the bar like

1413
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:11,220
he noticed what wine they were drinking

1414
00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:13,500
then he ordered himself

1415
00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:14,760
a scotch or something to drink and then

1416
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:17,460
all of the men are like we will drink

1417
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,300
what he is drinking like that and you're

1418
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:21,240
like

1419
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:24,059
uh okay just to have a beverage that you

1420
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:26,460
want don't make it weird well and so

1421
00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:30,680
then Natalie's realizing like with the

1422
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:30,680
Russian with all of this and she's like

1423
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:38,160
he's in the Mafi she's like [ __ ] man

1424
00:56:35,339 --> 00:56:40,559
you don't know him you don't even know

1425
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,619
if cage is his first or last name and

1426
00:56:40,559 --> 00:56:45,720
like we're just stuck in the lustiness

1427
00:56:42,619 --> 00:56:48,000
Beyonce is her first name does she only

1428
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:49,980
go by one yes but if someone says

1429
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,099
Beyonce is that your first or last name

1430
00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:55,680
she's not going to say yes she's going

1431
00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:58,260
to say that's my first name yeah so

1432
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,300
Natalie's like oh [ __ ] first dude in

1433
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:02,880
five years I've been into I know how to

1434
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:05,160
pick them so she's she gets up and like

1435
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:07,800
excuses herself from the table and like

1436
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,500
runs and

1437
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,520
um like

1438
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:12,839
goes through like not a bathroom it was

1439
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,099
like an employee break room or something

1440
00:57:12,839 --> 00:57:15,900
like that and like cage is like

1441
00:57:14,099 --> 00:57:17,880
immediately on her heels and like locked

1442
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:20,819
the door and she's like

1443
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:24,420
you're not like a good like [ __ ] like

1444
00:57:20,819 --> 00:57:27,300
you are like a high-ranking Russian hi

1445
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:30,180
you're not a good person and he's like

1446
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:31,680
well you knew I wasn't a choir boy and

1447
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:34,800
she's like well you didn't tell me you

1448
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:37,440
were head of the Russian mafia and he's

1449
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:39,839
like I'm not the head I'm number two

1450
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:42,859
and then she's like what he's like no

1451
00:57:39,839 --> 00:57:45,900
one's perfect now

1452
00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:47,700
and then she's like is that why I should

1453
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:50,400
stay because like no one's perfect and

1454
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:51,720
he's like no this is and then he kisses

1455
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,700
her

1456
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,640
and so then they're like very intensely

1457
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:58,740
making out and then he's like

1458
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,660
pulls her like one leg up and wraps it

1459
00:57:58,740 --> 00:58:02,640
around his hip and he's like tell me you

1460
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:04,619
don't want me but your sweet [ __ ] will

1461
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:07,579
tell the truth you're soaked right

1462
00:58:04,619 --> 00:58:07,579
through your panties

1463
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,059
um

1464
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:13,339
in the employee break room at this

1465
00:58:12,059 --> 00:58:16,859
restaurant

1466
00:58:13,339 --> 00:58:20,880
it's just not

1467
00:58:16,859 --> 00:58:23,400
no it's like the whole the whole time

1468
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,720
the funny thing is I ran this is my

1469
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,400
second time reading this book and the

1470
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,980
first time I read it a long time ago I

1471
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:31,160
don't think it like hit me quite how

1472
00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:34,200
like

1473
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:37,700
aggressive it was and then this time I

1474
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:40,500
was just like what the [ __ ]

1475
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:43,260
a buddy yeah so then there's like a lot

1476
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:45,540
of dirty talk as he like rubs her

1477
00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:48,059
through her panties

1478
00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:49,619
um she relents and is like okay I guess

1479
00:58:48,059 --> 00:58:52,319
I'm here for this

1480
00:58:49,619 --> 00:58:54,059
because this feels really nice that's

1481
00:58:52,319 --> 00:58:57,000
the enthusiastic consent we're looking

1482
00:58:54,059 --> 00:58:59,700
for all right I guess

1483
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,859
I think the consent in the book was that

1484
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:03,780
she hiked her leg up higher on his hips

1485
00:59:01,859 --> 00:59:05,160
so he could have better oh well then

1486
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:07,619
that counts

1487
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:11,099
um it doesn't there's more dirty talk

1488
00:59:07,619 --> 00:59:15,480
she orgasms and then a gunshot goes off

1489
00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:16,200
in the restaurant oh my stars what so

1490
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,599
um

1491
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,859
switch like cage cage tells Natalie to

1492
00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:21,900
stay put that he's gonna go and

1493
00:59:19,859 --> 00:59:22,559
investigate

1494
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,599
um

1495
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:26,280
then he's hearing like not just like

1496
00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:28,020
people shouting in Russian he's hearing

1497
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,619
them shouting in Irish as well and he's

1498
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:34,619
like the Irish are here what the [ __ ]

1499
00:59:30,619 --> 00:59:37,859
so he looks Alexi and Nikolai they did

1500
00:59:34,619 --> 00:59:39,420
like and then he sees Stavros and Sloan

1501
00:59:37,859 --> 00:59:41,220
like star versus protecting Sloan and

1502
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:44,339
they're like hiding and like Sloan being

1503
00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:46,500
the badass she is like silently like

1504
00:59:44,339 --> 00:59:48,420
tilts her head towards the kitchen doors

1505
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:52,319
and like holds up two fingers and like

1506
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:54,119
he's like oh yeah like I'm just here for

1507
00:59:52,319 --> 00:59:55,920
she's like I'm not I'm just watching

1508
00:59:54,119 --> 00:59:59,059
what's happening and like Snappers has a

1509
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,059
gun in front of me and okay

1510
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:05,880
there's two in the kitchen go get them

1511
01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:06,780
big guys this is kind of the energy so

1512
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,299
um

1513
01:00:06,780 --> 01:00:11,160
cage goes into the kitchen he like an

1514
01:00:09,299 --> 01:00:14,579
employee sees him go into the kitchen

1515
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:18,480
who's also hiding who like sees his face

1516
01:00:14,579 --> 01:00:21,059
um goes in kills the two Irish dudes who

1517
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:22,859
are in there but then he's also like

1518
01:00:21,059 --> 01:00:24,240
like when they when he turned around I

1519
01:00:22,859 --> 01:00:25,619
shot him in the chest he's like I never

1520
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:28,619
shoot a man in the back it's

1521
01:00:25,619 --> 01:00:28,619
unsportsmanlike

1522
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:33,960
um okay yeah so then he grabs Nat and

1523
01:00:31,559 --> 01:00:36,180
like he's eliminated the threats like

1524
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,559
Stavros has left with Sloan he takes off

1525
01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:39,359
with Nat

1526
01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:41,940
um that starts freaking out on the drive

1527
01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:45,059
back Fair rightly slow

1528
01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:47,520
so rightly so I can talk

1529
01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:49,500
um also like this is her first date

1530
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,480
get well not I guess she dated three

1531
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:53,400
dudes in the past five years this is the

1532
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,599
first dude she's been into and it's like

1533
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,579
this is the first date she's given a

1534
01:00:54,599 --> 01:00:58,740
[ __ ] about in five years

1535
01:00:56,579 --> 01:01:00,839
it I don't think it went how she wanted

1536
01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:04,880
it to go

1537
01:01:00,839 --> 01:01:08,760
I mean she did get off but I don't think

1538
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:11,700
comparisons I I she probably wanted is

1539
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,920
an orgasm the metric for a good date I

1540
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:15,059
don't know I don't know what her metric

1541
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,619
is

1542
01:01:15,059 --> 01:01:18,059
I don't think she knows what her metric

1543
01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:20,280
is either because she starts freaking

1544
01:01:18,059 --> 01:01:22,260
out in the car

1545
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,119
um and then cage starts giving her

1546
01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:26,700
advice on like if the police show up you

1547
01:01:24,119 --> 01:01:29,099
do not need to speak with them like like

1548
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:32,400
just like all of like just telling her

1549
01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:34,440
what to do and

1550
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:37,680
um but he is also like

1551
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:40,680
telling her that her being tied to him

1552
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:43,200
puts her in danger and like he they will

1553
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,940
never be public like they their

1554
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,220
relationship will always be secret just

1555
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:49,319
to keep her safe

1556
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:52,559
um and cage is like so no more dates

1557
01:01:49,319 --> 01:01:54,240
then well I think he just wants to keep

1558
01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:58,460
flying to this Tiny Town on the north

1559
01:01:54,240 --> 01:02:01,380
side of Lake Tahoe and [ __ ] her and

1560
01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:03,000
hoping no one notices I don't know and

1561
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:04,500
he's because he says he's like if you

1562
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,480
knew what was good for you like you'd

1563
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:08,280
tell me to leave you alone and then he's

1564
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,440
also like oh and I can't have kids

1565
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:12,960
because I had a vasectomy at 21. because

1566
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:15,900
like this life is really dangerous

1567
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:17,579
um but if you choose me

1568
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:19,799
I'll give you everything else you've

1569
01:02:17,579 --> 01:02:22,380
ever wanted you'll be my queen

1570
01:02:19,799 --> 01:02:24,859
vasectomies can be reversed

1571
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:24,859
yeah

1572
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:29,400
but I guess that wasn't the point here

1573
01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:32,280
no I think we picked up on a weird

1574
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:35,099
detail of everything that's happening

1575
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:36,839
I was like he could have that reverse to

1576
01:02:35,099 --> 01:02:38,460
be wanted but I guess that's not the

1577
01:02:36,839 --> 01:02:40,799
point he doesn't want kids is what he's

1578
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:43,020
saying oh I think it's that like it's

1579
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:45,599
too dangerous a life like he wouldn't

1580
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:48,059
want to bring kids into right being the

1581
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:50,780
number two for the Russian family in New

1582
01:02:48,059 --> 01:02:50,780
York sure sure

1583
01:02:51,299 --> 01:02:54,780
um

1584
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:57,720
but Natalie

1585
01:02:54,780 --> 01:03:00,660
decides to go for it she's like okay

1586
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:03,660
honey gunshots did they freak me out

1587
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:06,480
sure was that orgasm worth it apparently

1588
01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:09,839
that isn't her mentoring of a great day

1589
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:12,119
um they get to the house and they bone

1590
01:03:09,839 --> 01:03:14,040
it's intense and because it's like

1591
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:15,599
everything else and he keeps being like

1592
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,740
if yeah like your sass will get you

1593
01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:19,079
taken over my knee and she's like I

1594
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:21,079
don't give you permission to spank me

1595
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:23,760
yet

1596
01:03:21,079 --> 01:03:24,420
oh God right

1597
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,520
um

1598
01:03:24,420 --> 01:03:28,440
and then like

1599
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,880
she says to him she's like all of these

1600
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,500
years I don't think I was waiting for

1601
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:34,859
him to come back I think I was waiting

1602
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:36,420
for you and I'm like oh girl girl he

1603
01:03:34,859 --> 01:03:38,460
showed back up yesterday you have known

1604
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:41,040
this man 72 hours

1605
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:42,839
yeah but she spent a collective three

1606
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:45,119
and a half with him

1607
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:47,579
like

1608
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:49,859
girl you don't know him you don't even

1609
01:03:47,579 --> 01:03:51,780
know his name like I can't get past that

1610
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:55,260
you don't even know his [ __ ] name

1611
01:03:51,780 --> 01:03:57,900
he's not Beyonce I mean I'm not here to

1612
01:03:55,260 --> 01:04:00,240
judge uh a random Anonymous hookup but

1613
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:04,500
that's not what this is is slated to be

1614
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:06,540
no so they have like a cute post-coito

1615
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:07,740
conversation

1616
01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:09,119
um cage is like I'm gonna make you

1617
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:10,619
dinner because she clearly didn't get

1618
01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:13,559
dinner at the restaurant

1619
01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:15,359
he feeds her makes like breakfast for he

1620
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:18,480
just makes like bacon and eggs

1621
01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:20,099
um and then like puts the food or puts

1622
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:22,140
the plate on the nightstand her drawer

1623
01:04:20,099 --> 01:04:23,339
is a little open and he sees that she

1624
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:25,460
has a

1625
01:04:23,339 --> 01:04:29,640
Bevy of sex choice

1626
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:31,799
bounty Bevy an array array a myriad a

1627
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,299
cornucopia oh we're gonna go with

1628
01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:35,760
cornucopia

1629
01:04:33,299 --> 01:04:38,299
she has a cornucopia I'm sorry also now

1630
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:41,940
I'm all I'm thinking is like the horn

1631
01:04:38,299 --> 01:04:44,960
filled with sex toys and Lube

1632
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:44,960
um Happy Thanksgiving

1633
01:04:45,599 --> 01:04:50,220
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a

1634
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:52,559
good night I don't know why that's what

1635
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:53,819
I just thought of oh okay we'll move

1636
01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:54,660
past that

1637
01:04:53,819 --> 01:04:57,240
um

1638
01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:59,460
so he uses some of her sex toys on her

1639
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:01,680
the bone again she practices her dirty

1640
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:04,319
talk this time he's into it they fall

1641
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:07,020
asleep in the morning he's gone and the

1642
01:05:04,319 --> 01:05:09,119
police are knocking at the door nice so

1643
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:11,160
the detective there's two detectives who

1644
01:05:09,119 --> 01:05:13,260
are at the door one of them is the one

1645
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:16,260
who

1646
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:17,819
um was covering David's disappearance

1647
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:19,440
who like was never really helpful always

1648
01:05:17,819 --> 01:05:21,900
kind of thought Natalie was involved and

1649
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:25,619
was just kind of like

1650
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:27,540
a dick of a woman a female detective

1651
01:05:25,619 --> 01:05:31,319
sure I don't remember her name

1652
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:33,180
um and Natalie just like grow some balls

1653
01:05:31,319 --> 01:05:34,559
on her and she's like yeah I have

1654
01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:36,480
nothing to say

1655
01:05:34,559 --> 01:05:37,619
um you I'm under no obligation to speak

1656
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:40,440
with you and unless you're here to give

1657
01:05:37,619 --> 01:05:42,780
me an update on my dead fiance get the

1658
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:44,400
hell off my property nice and like goes

1659
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:46,559
back in the house there's another knock

1660
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:49,680
on the door it's Chris

1661
01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:51,780
who they've sent up to because he's also

1662
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,220
in law enforcement right but wouldn't

1663
01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:55,260
that be a major conflict of interest

1664
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:57,480
like wouldn't they not want to send him

1665
01:05:55,260 --> 01:05:59,099
up there well but he also like still

1666
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:01,559
likes her so I think he thinks that like

1667
01:05:59,099 --> 01:06:03,780
it might be helpful when she's like no

1668
01:06:01,559 --> 01:06:06,599
[ __ ] you right

1669
01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:08,940
um and so she refuses to talk to him too

1670
01:06:06,599 --> 01:06:10,859
and he's like we have your purse it was

1671
01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:11,880
left like it was at the restaurant do

1672
01:06:10,859 --> 01:06:13,799
you know anything about the shooting and

1673
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,059
she's like no my purse went missing a

1674
01:06:13,799 --> 01:06:16,559
few days ago at the dry cleaner I

1675
01:06:15,059 --> 01:06:18,720
haven't seen it since

1676
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:20,460
yeah and

1677
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:23,099
just completely lies to him and then

1678
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:25,140
he's like yeah you were there with your

1679
01:06:23,099 --> 01:06:27,000
neighbor like the here's a witness

1680
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:28,319
sketch and she like looks at the sketch

1681
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,260
and she's like damn that is a good

1682
01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:31,920
likeness of cage and [ __ ] she's like I

1683
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:33,420
don't know what you're talking about

1684
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:35,819
then Chris is like are you [ __ ] him

1685
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:37,319
she's like

1686
01:06:35,819 --> 01:06:39,420
leave

1687
01:06:37,319 --> 01:06:41,520
and like no I'm not answering that

1688
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:42,839
question and he's like someone has to

1689
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,160
protect you like I'm gonna keep an eye

1690
01:06:42,839 --> 01:06:46,380
out for you

1691
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:48,539
I don't think we want his kind of

1692
01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:50,339
protection no his production just like

1693
01:06:48,539 --> 01:06:52,920
means like creepily like driving past

1694
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:54,359
her house on a frequent basis kind of

1695
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,400
protection

1696
01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:59,160
um Sloan calls

1697
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:01,980
she's in Rome with Stavros

1698
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:04,260
they're on his yacht like like they're

1699
01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:08,700
going to be Sloan when I grow up yes

1700
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:10,140
Sloan is the best so she's safe in Rome

1701
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:12,059
with Stavros they have a whole

1702
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:14,880
Mediterranean Cruise planned on his

1703
01:07:12,059 --> 01:07:15,839
yacht yeah and she's like living my

1704
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,539
dream

1705
01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:21,359
um then cage calls and he's like I left

1706
01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:23,220
you a phone in the top drawer of like in

1707
01:07:21,359 --> 01:07:24,900
the kitchen like it's untraceable use

1708
01:07:23,220 --> 01:07:26,460
this one from now on

1709
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:28,440
and she's like oh what's the password on

1710
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:30,660
it he's like your mom's birthday

1711
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:32,400
and she's like what like how do you know

1712
01:07:30,660 --> 01:07:34,880
that and he's like I know everything

1713
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,880
about you

1714
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:40,440
creepy yeah like knows like and he's

1715
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,220
like I know

1716
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,079
um

1717
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:44,819
it's a good thing that your parents

1718
01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:46,619
gifted you that house and you don't have

1719
01:07:44,819 --> 01:07:49,079
a mortgage and that you spend way too

1720
01:07:46,619 --> 01:07:52,020
much of your like paltry teacher's

1721
01:07:49,079 --> 01:07:54,720
salary uh donating it to like animal

1722
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:56,520
shelters and like oh like he knows like

1723
01:07:54,720 --> 01:08:00,960
all of her finances

1724
01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:03,480
this is a man obsessed apparently yes

1725
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:05,579
um he tells her he had to leave but

1726
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:07,980
he'll be back for Christmas

1727
01:08:05,579 --> 01:08:10,200
um and then he also tells her like

1728
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:11,819
he set up a trust for her so she doesn't

1729
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,559
have to work anymore if she doesn't want

1730
01:08:11,819 --> 01:08:16,080
to

1731
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:17,580
she's like wait what and he's like yeah

1732
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,440
I mean it's like seven figures if that's

1733
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:21,120
not enough just let me know I can give

1734
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,980
you more and she's like

1735
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:26,339
what

1736
01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:28,500
we [ __ ] once man so like it's this

1737
01:08:26,339 --> 01:08:31,920
weird balance with a million dollar [ __ ]

1738
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:34,080
baby right well and at one point in the

1739
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,699
book she says she's like I kind of feel

1740
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:37,500
like a 10 million dollar prostitute he's

1741
01:08:35,699 --> 01:08:41,000
like well what what if we say it was 50

1742
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,000
and the rest was a tip

1743
01:08:42,739 --> 01:08:49,920
I was like I don't think that makes it

1744
01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:51,480
better oh just the tip hey oh

1745
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,679
um have we talked about this before

1746
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:55,080
there was

1747
01:08:52,679 --> 01:08:56,940
a show I just remember Tom Everett Scott

1748
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,199
Shades from that thing you do was on it

1749
01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:59,520
I don't remember the name of the show my

1750
01:08:58,199 --> 01:09:02,520
husband could probably tell me because

1751
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:05,160
we've watched it a couple times but

1752
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:07,040
she asked her husband like how much he

1753
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:10,500
thinks she could make as a prostitute

1754
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:13,500
and he's like let me crunch some numbers

1755
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:15,299
and get back to you and so he's like all

1756
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:16,259
right I've really been thinking about

1757
01:09:15,299 --> 01:09:18,960
this

1758
01:09:16,259 --> 01:09:20,520
I think you could make 500 as a

1759
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:23,699
prostitute and she's like five hundred

1760
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:27,299
dollars I wouldn't touch tongue to tip

1761
01:09:23,699 --> 01:09:27,299
for 500.

1762
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:33,920
she's like what the [ __ ] and he's like

1763
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:33,920
that's not a small amount of money

1764
01:09:33,980 --> 01:09:39,900
I would not touch tongue to tip for five

1765
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:42,000
hundred dollars that's my new favorite

1766
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:43,620
thing right

1767
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,600
I'll have to find the name of the show

1768
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:46,799
and send it to you because it's

1769
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:49,199
brilliant

1770
01:09:46,799 --> 01:09:49,799
I will watch it yes

1771
01:09:49,199 --> 01:09:52,319
um

1772
01:09:49,799 --> 01:09:53,719
but yeah so okay just cage is like see

1773
01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:57,360
you at Christmas baby

1774
01:09:53,719 --> 01:09:59,880
and then where then he's gone into the

1775
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,140
wind again so Christmas break now

1776
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:04,080
Christmas break rolls around before it

1777
01:10:01,140 --> 01:10:07,739
was just December see user error got it

1778
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:10,260
um Natalie is home alone and I think

1779
01:10:07,739 --> 01:10:12,360
it's Christmas Eve and Chris stops by to

1780
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:14,820
check on her and he has clearly been

1781
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:16,860
drinking and she's like

1782
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:18,780
you're in your patrol car and you smell

1783
01:10:16,860 --> 01:10:22,080
like alcohol and like

1784
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:24,480
get the [ __ ] off my property and he

1785
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:26,640
won't and he's like I know who your

1786
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:28,080
neighbor is and like cage is a really

1787
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,420
bad dude

1788
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:33,420
um he's known as the reaper he's a

1789
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:36,000
killer see he collects bodies

1790
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:38,460
um and you look and he's like I showed

1791
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:42,120
his picture like that witness photo

1792
01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:44,400
drawing sketch to the FBI

1793
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,900
um and like they know who he is but I

1794
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,340
like didn't tell them that like you were

1795
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:49,980
Affiliated because I wanted to protect

1796
01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:53,280
you and she's like

1797
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:56,520
leave right he's like I won't

1798
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:59,040
like I am protecting you and so she

1799
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:01,560
grabs the shotgun that her dad left at

1800
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:04,800
the house and is like stop harassing me

1801
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:07,020
or I will shoot you and he's like

1802
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:09,980
I'm just trying to protect like but he

1803
01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:12,300
ends up leaving the shotgun's not loaded

1804
01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:13,920
she's like I don't even I don't even

1805
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:16,679
have anything to load in it it was just

1806
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:19,560
here it looks scary

1807
01:11:16,679 --> 01:11:22,320
that's awesome right

1808
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:25,500
um but then she's like well

1809
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:29,699
Chris's Chris left cage isn't here yet

1810
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:31,140
I'm just alone on Christmas Eve so she

1811
01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:32,880
wakes up

1812
01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:34,920
um yeah she goes to bed kind of sad she

1813
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:37,140
wakes up cage is in her house

1814
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,880
he has been shot

1815
01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:40,199
but like he's like it's not that bad

1816
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,699
it's fine and she's like let me clean

1817
01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:43,800
your wound and he's like I need to [ __ ]

1818
01:11:41,699 --> 01:11:44,880
you first and she's like we can do that

1819
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:48,719
instead

1820
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:50,100
what fine where are the priorities I my

1821
01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:52,440
priority is not getting blood on the

1822
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:54,920
sheets if I'm being completely honest

1823
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:57,659
blood is very difficult to get out

1824
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,699
especially if it's like a lot of blood

1825
01:11:57,659 --> 01:12:03,179
and it goes through and like is on the

1826
01:11:59,699 --> 01:12:05,219
mattress pad [ __ ] that no or it works if

1827
01:12:03,179 --> 01:12:07,260
you don't have a mattress pad just gets

1828
01:12:05,219 --> 01:12:09,239
on the mattress yeah if it gets on the

1829
01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,980
mattress you just have to get a new

1830
01:12:09,239 --> 01:12:12,120
mattress right there's no coming back

1831
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:15,239
from that

1832
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:19,440
um also I think it Bears repeating we

1833
01:12:15,239 --> 01:12:22,140
don't know him like what's we don't know

1834
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:24,000
we should be not not engaging in any

1835
01:12:22,140 --> 01:12:26,640
sort of blood play with people we don't

1836
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,860
know well my notes Here say he wants to

1837
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:31,080
Bone first she's like you still can't

1838
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:33,000
spank me I've decided you can't do

1839
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:34,199
anything to me that you won't let me do

1840
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,560
to you

1841
01:12:34,199 --> 01:12:39,480
they bone then they bone again in the

1842
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:42,000
shower

1843
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:44,219
okay then they're both like we are all

1844
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,640
in like you are my person I am your

1845
01:12:44,219 --> 01:12:49,560
person we are together

1846
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,960
um when she was like did you come right

1847
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:53,460
here after you were shot and he's like

1848
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:56,280
yeah that's where you go to feel better

1849
01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:57,960
you go home and she's like isn't your

1850
01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:00,480
home in New York and he's like home can

1851
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:02,040
be a person I was like

1852
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,600
y'all have spent

1853
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:05,940
lesson

1854
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:07,860
less than 12 hours together a week at

1855
01:13:05,940 --> 01:13:09,360
this point and most of it has been

1856
01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:11,280
[ __ ]

1857
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:14,280
but anyway what else did you need to

1858
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:16,679
know besides the size of his dong and

1859
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:18,420
his ability to use his fingers

1860
01:13:16,679 --> 01:13:20,400
well and we do learn a little bit more

1861
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:22,620
about cage he like actually tells her

1862
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,840
about him some um his parents and his

1863
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:28,800
sister are all deceased

1864
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:32,280
from the gang violences up in New York

1865
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:35,460
um and then Natalie he's like oh I need

1866
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,659
to go next door and get some clothes and

1867
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:38,699
she's like oh like I bought you some

1868
01:13:36,659 --> 01:13:41,100
clothes like I just I just bought you

1869
01:13:38,699 --> 01:13:44,580
some like comfy like Lounge stuff to

1870
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:46,320
have at the house and he's like but you

1871
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:48,420
haven't touched your trust she's like

1872
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:50,280
yeah I just bought it with my own money

1873
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:52,440
which is like really touching to him

1874
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:54,719
because no one outside of his parents

1875
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:57,239
had like ever bought anything for him so

1876
01:13:54,719 --> 01:13:57,960
like now he's like even more amazed by

1877
01:13:57,239 --> 01:13:59,880
her

1878
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,320
oh so then we switched to Cage's

1879
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:03,780
perspective and he's like I have to tell

1880
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:06,239
her the truth but I don't want a loser

1881
01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:09,659
um so what we learn of his knowledge at

1882
01:14:06,239 --> 01:14:13,679
this point he knows her fiance did not

1883
01:14:09,659 --> 01:14:16,140
die in a hiking accident what

1884
01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:19,020
um he knows he was supposed to kill her

1885
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:21,300
last September we we don't know all of

1886
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:23,520
what he came looking for but like we

1887
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:25,320
know he was sent to collect some info

1888
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,820
from her and kill her

1889
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:27,960
um and then he also knows that if his

1890
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:30,620
boss ever found out he lied about

1891
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:33,840
killing her it would be Bad News Bears

1892
01:14:30,620 --> 01:14:37,140
yes those are my words not cages

1893
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:38,580
um noted Natalie then sews up the bullet

1894
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,780
wound

1895
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:43,020
um

1896
01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:45,719
with well she like grabs like cotton

1897
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:47,640
yarn or like cotton like string At first

1898
01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:49,800
she just has like Silk sutures hanging

1899
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,120
around well and he's like just throw

1900
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,560
some duct tape over stick I'm not gonna

1901
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,560
throw duct tape over it and he's like

1902
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:57,500
but you'll use cot and string and she's

1903
01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:01,260
like oh should I not he's like no he's

1904
01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:03,239
fishing line or unflavored

1905
01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:06,420
um dental floss those are the preferred

1906
01:15:03,239 --> 01:15:08,219
methods oh and then she's like you know

1907
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:10,080
wasn't as bad as I thought once I got

1908
01:15:08,219 --> 01:15:11,520
into it you're just like oh Zip Zip and

1909
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:12,179
it's all sewn up

1910
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:15,480
um

1911
01:15:12,179 --> 01:15:18,360
and okay yeah and he's like I've been

1912
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:21,420
shot like six or ten times I don't know

1913
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,500
I always get a tattoo over it

1914
01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:24,719
um

1915
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:27,000
Natalie tells him about Chris tells him

1916
01:15:24,719 --> 01:15:28,739
that Chris showed his photo to the FBI

1917
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,300
and cage is like yeah I have a contact

1918
01:15:28,739 --> 01:15:33,560
in the FBI don't even worry it's already

1919
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:33,560
been handled the photo's gone

1920
01:15:33,719 --> 01:15:37,860
he's like thanks babe you're cute I got

1921
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,260
it yes

1922
01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:42,360
um but then he's also like I want you to

1923
01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:44,159
move closer so I can see you more often

1924
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:46,080
like what if I move you to New Jersey

1925
01:15:44,159 --> 01:15:47,340
she's like Jersey and he's like what if

1926
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:50,640
I move you to Martha's Vineyard it's

1927
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:51,840
only a five hour drive from and he's

1928
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:54,900
she's like

1929
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:56,760
what and

1930
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:58,199
then he's like

1931
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,580
we're at a stalemate because I'm in the

1932
01:15:58,199 --> 01:16:00,420
brat foot and I have a Blood Oath that

1933
01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:03,300
like

1934
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:05,580
I like can't leave them and like I want

1935
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:08,280
to be with you but I can't and she's

1936
01:16:05,580 --> 01:16:10,620
like here forgetting I'm ride or die and

1937
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:12,540
I'm all in and I'm totally yours and I'm

1938
01:16:10,620 --> 01:16:15,900
like

1939
01:16:12,540 --> 01:16:18,360
she okay we're just gonna sacrifice our

1940
01:16:15,900 --> 01:16:19,440
entire lives and okay she did not agree

1941
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:22,020
to move

1942
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:23,400
we backed off that conversation smidge

1943
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:26,040
um it snows they wake up on Christmas

1944
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:28,320
Day to a white Christmas cute he gives

1945
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:30,739
her a promise ring it is a Russian love

1946
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,739
knot

1947
01:16:32,219 --> 01:16:36,060
um promise rings are what high school

1948
01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:37,980
seniors give their girlfriends before

1949
01:16:36,060 --> 01:16:39,540
they split up and go to college and then

1950
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:41,820
never speak again

1951
01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:43,860
or if you grew up in a Conservative

1952
01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:44,540
Christian household you you have a

1953
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:47,820
problem

1954
01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:50,760
Yeah it's you're promising Jesus that

1955
01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:52,320
you won't own anyone and then maybe you

1956
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,420
wear that on your ring finger and then

1957
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:56,219
maybe when you do bone someone you just

1958
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:59,699
wear it as a normal ring on another

1959
01:16:56,219 --> 01:17:00,540
finger and hope no one asks you about it

1960
01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:03,060
um

1961
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:04,440
that was very specific it was all

1962
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:07,739
hypothetical

1963
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:09,000
all hypothetical yeah I was given a

1964
01:17:07,739 --> 01:17:12,000
promise ring

1965
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:16,320
um but that ship had sailed at that

1966
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:20,159
point and that ship was in Fiji by then

1967
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:22,320
so okay regular ring

1968
01:17:20,159 --> 01:17:23,940
was he actually in Fiji or had it just

1969
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:26,040
sailed that long ago that you can

1970
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:28,320
actually sailed that long ago Hannah

1971
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:30,420
knowing you I wouldn't be surprised if

1972
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:33,420
you're like and then

1973
01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:36,420
he moved to Fiji to be a farmhand

1974
01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:38,400
I'd be like that oddly tracks do they

1975
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:39,420
have farms in Fiji I would go with like

1976
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:42,060
a

1977
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:43,380
fisherman

1978
01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:46,560
once again I think we're getting caught

1979
01:17:43,380 --> 01:17:49,260
up in the wrong details here no the the

1980
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:51,480
ship had sailed that long ago yeah no I

1981
01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:54,239
was given it well told to protect my

1982
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:57,360
honor and that was my sex talk

1983
01:17:54,239 --> 01:18:00,420
well I remember on Gilmore Girls they

1984
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:02,219
like the grandparents invite like a

1985
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:03,840
pastor or priest or someone over for

1986
01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:05,760
dinner to talk to Rory and they're like

1987
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:08,159
and it's a precious gift and if you give

1988
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:11,120
that gift away what will you give them

1989
01:18:08,159 --> 01:18:14,520
you'll have to give them a sweater

1990
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:16,679
and she's like I gave that gift away a

1991
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:18,120
long time ago I no longer have that gift

1992
01:18:16,679 --> 01:18:20,340
to offer

1993
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:23,100
um so he gives her this Russian love not

1994
01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:24,900
ring but he's also like it's a promise

1995
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:27,060
ring because I can never give you an

1996
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:28,679
engagement ring because with my Blood

1997
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:30,900
Oath to the Brava

1998
01:18:28,679 --> 01:18:33,239
I can never marry you

1999
01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:34,260
okay and

2000
01:18:33,239 --> 01:18:37,380
um he's like

2001
01:18:34,260 --> 01:18:39,540
if I like my boss can choose who I marry

2002
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:41,159
for an alliance but like

2003
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:42,900
I can never marry you and she's like

2004
01:18:41,159 --> 01:18:45,840
wait so you could be betrayed to someone

2005
01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:48,120
else what the [ __ ] and so then

2006
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:50,400
she's real upset about all of this and

2007
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:52,679
and especially now she's like

2008
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:54,600
there's no like we can't have kids and

2009
01:18:52,679 --> 01:18:56,640
we can't get married and like this

2010
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:59,040
relationship what am I going to happen

2011
01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:00,480
in secret and I'm like yeah we're just

2012
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:02,159
thinking about these things now so she

2013
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:05,880
tries to storm off to the bathroom and

2014
01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:09,360
he follows her and crowds her and

2015
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:11,520
then he's like she grabs her hairbrush

2016
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:13,980
and it's like don't make me use this on

2017
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:16,760
you he's like maybe you should and then

2018
01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:18,300
he bends over for a spanking

2019
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:20,940
what

2020
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:24,239
I just wanted to see your face Chelsea

2021
01:19:20,940 --> 01:19:26,400
is that what really happened yes and so

2022
01:19:24,239 --> 01:19:29,280
then she stopped it she spanks him some

2023
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,840
and then she realizes she is into it and

2024
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:33,960
finds it hot and she's getting aroused

2025
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:35,960
and then he wants his turn and then my

2026
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:38,699
notes should say two chapter sex scene

2027
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:41,520
we have red light green light system

2028
01:19:38,699 --> 01:19:43,560
nice we have spanking we have scarf

2029
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:45,960
blindfolds we have stocking bondage we

2030
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:47,780
have [ __ ] slaps we have vibrators we

2031
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:53,000
have light butt play

2032
01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:53,000
light but play okay just like a finger

2033
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:57,780
okay

2034
01:19:55,920 --> 01:20:00,360
um yeah and then cage has to leave again

2035
01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:01,620
but they seem they never really resolve

2036
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:04,140
any like

2037
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:05,880
it's all sex they just bang about it yes

2038
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:07,320
they just bang they bang it out every

2039
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:10,020
time

2040
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:11,340
cage has to leave again Sloan comes back

2041
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:12,960
in town

2042
01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:15,179
um she comes over to catch up she's

2043
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:17,699
telling Nat that there's a war Brewing

2044
01:20:15,179 --> 01:20:19,980
between all of the families

2045
01:20:17,699 --> 01:20:22,679
um and

2046
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:23,460
that it started with the shootout at the

2047
01:20:22,679 --> 01:20:24,960
restaurant

2048
01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:26,219
a month ago

2049
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,659
um

2050
01:20:26,219 --> 01:20:29,280
and then

2051
01:20:27,659 --> 01:20:31,920
they're like they had this big family

2052
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:33,719
meeting where things did not go well and

2053
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:36,360
like guns were drawn and then Natalie

2054
01:20:33,719 --> 01:20:38,100
was like wait was that Christmas Eve and

2055
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:39,900
Sloane was like yeah

2056
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:43,560
and Natalie's like yeah cage showed up

2057
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:45,480
here and he'd been shot and that's like

2058
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:47,159
how do you know all of this and she's

2059
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:49,679
like after a few days I'm like yeah they

2060
01:20:47,159 --> 01:20:52,159
just kind of forgot I was there so if I

2061
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:55,080
just e-strap

2062
01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:57,120
she's dropping hella Eaves picking up

2063
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:59,040
this information yes

2064
01:20:57,120 --> 01:21:02,219
um Natalie tells Sloane about the

2065
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:04,260
promise ring and Sloane's like I didn't

2066
01:21:02,219 --> 01:21:07,560
think you'd get attached I just told you

2067
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:09,179
to [ __ ] them and now he's like I told

2068
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:10,920
you if I slept with him I'd fall in love

2069
01:21:09,179 --> 01:21:14,900
with him and Sloane's like I didn't

2070
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,900
realize your heart was in your vagina

2071
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:20,580
oh right

2072
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:23,340
um also Natalie has this super chill dog

2073
01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:25,800
named Mojo he's like this giant dog that

2074
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:29,100
you're like he'd be a great attack dog

2075
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:30,840
he's not he's just like a sleepy bear

2076
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:32,820
um but while they're having this

2077
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:34,020
conversation he starts growling like

2078
01:21:32,820 --> 01:21:36,600
looking out the window whimpering

2079
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:38,520
growling like he is not okay

2080
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,560
and so Natalie and Sloan go and like

2081
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,640
lock all the doors shut all the curtains

2082
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:43,199
and I'm like that was kind of weird but

2083
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:44,340
back to what we were doing

2084
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:46,199
um

2085
01:21:44,340 --> 01:21:47,280
then I don't know cage has a business

2086
01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:51,060
meeting

2087
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:52,380
he's very clearly in charge like someone

2088
01:21:51,060 --> 01:21:54,960
calls him

2089
01:21:52,380 --> 01:21:56,400
whatever the word whatever like the head

2090
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,860
boss word is

2091
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:01,440
um but he's not that but then he's like

2092
01:21:58,860 --> 01:22:04,020
well I have to like even though they all

2093
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:05,880
treat me like that like I can't let that

2094
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:07,380
go on like that's a sign of disrespect

2095
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:08,480
so he makes the man pull out his own

2096
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:10,260
tooth

2097
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:12,600
yeah

2098
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:13,640
um what a power play pull out your own

2099
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:16,800
too

2100
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:18,300
Natalie has like text him and was like I

2101
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,679
miss you then he calls her and she like

2102
01:22:18,300 --> 01:22:21,179
tells him that she's in love with him

2103
01:22:19,679 --> 01:22:24,120
and he's like

2104
01:22:21,179 --> 01:22:26,640
okay everything's good

2105
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:28,440
okay yeah

2106
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:31,260
um so several days later Natalie's like

2107
01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:33,000
[ __ ] I haven't heard from

2108
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:35,400
I haven't heard from cage and so she's

2109
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,780
telling Sloan and she's like but it's

2110
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:39,620
also bringing you up memories of her

2111
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:39,620
ex-fiancee

2112
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,739
is like making her very anxious

2113
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:46,020
especially knowing he works in a

2114
01:22:43,739 --> 01:22:50,280
dangerous industry and line of work

2115
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:52,320
and such that is such a sanitized way to

2116
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:56,159
say in the mob he works in a very

2117
01:22:52,320 --> 01:23:00,480
dangerous industry like we're talking

2118
01:22:56,159 --> 01:23:04,320
we're talking the um The Deadliest Catch

2119
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:07,260
it's a very dangerous industry

2120
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:09,739
you said Deadliest Catch I Heard naked

2121
01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:09,739
and afraid

2122
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:14,520
I've never actually seen the Deadliest

2123
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:17,159
Catch I haven't either

2124
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:19,500
laughs

2125
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:20,880
I did watch one episode of naked and

2126
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:24,020
afraid

2127
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:27,300
where was it the naked dating show

2128
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:29,400
somebody were they naked and outside or

2129
01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:31,199
were they naked and having dinner

2130
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:33,179
because but it was at a Tropical

2131
01:23:31,199 --> 01:23:34,980
Paradise outside no I think I've seen

2132
01:23:33,179 --> 01:23:36,300
one episode of both

2133
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:38,820
okay

2134
01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:41,880
um so

2135
01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:45,120
Sloane is like hey Natalie you should

2136
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:47,040
tell cage that his lack of communication

2137
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:49,500
makes you anxious given your previous

2138
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:51,500
experience maybe call him communicate

2139
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:54,060
this since your heart was in your badge

2140
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:55,440
you gotta use your and we're here now

2141
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:57,420
we're here now

2142
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:58,920
so she's like okay I'm gonna do it so

2143
01:23:57,420 --> 01:24:01,080
they hang up and she goes to call him

2144
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:03,360
and then she hears his phone his phone

2145
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:04,380
ringing in her house and she's like he's

2146
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:06,960
here

2147
01:24:04,380 --> 01:24:08,880
he showed up to surprise her

2148
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:11,460
um they bone

2149
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:14,219
shocked yeah she acts she asks him to

2150
01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:16,199
check in more because of David

2151
01:24:14,219 --> 01:24:17,640
um and then he apologizes and he's like

2152
01:24:16,199 --> 01:24:18,960
oh my gosh that didn't even dawn on me I

2153
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:22,140
can be way better about that but then

2154
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:24,060
like he's also brooding and she's like

2155
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:26,280
what's wrong you've been through to

2156
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:27,659
someone else and he's like no I'm not

2157
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,880
and like if he ever tries to make me

2158
01:24:27,659 --> 01:24:31,620
marry someone else like I would refuse

2159
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:34,800
and I'd kill him before I'd betray you

2160
01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:36,360
you're like wow you signed a book now

2161
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:38,520
that's something there was a Blood Oath

2162
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:41,280
to get you into this family right

2163
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:44,400
how magic is her vagina I was just

2164
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:46,560
thinking that she's got some some vagina

2165
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:48,420
Powers yeah

2166
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:51,420
um so then like she's all in her head

2167
01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:52,679
and then so when he wakes up or like she

2168
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,300
wakes him up and she's like I need you

2169
01:24:52,679 --> 01:24:56,040
to help me like get out of my head like

2170
01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:58,500
tie me up for sex

2171
01:24:56,040 --> 01:25:01,140
and then he's like permission for anal

2172
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:03,120
she's like green light

2173
01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:07,020
I don't think it was light I think it

2174
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:08,820
was just green okay yeah so

2175
01:25:07,020 --> 01:25:10,160
um they do anal

2176
01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:13,820
it's a pretty long chapter

2177
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:17,219
[Laughter]

2178
01:25:13,820 --> 01:25:21,360
appropriately honestly I don't know if

2179
01:25:17,219 --> 01:25:24,179
he did oh no but she seemed to enjoy it

2180
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:26,640
he used her vibrator on her as well the

2181
01:25:24,179 --> 01:25:28,800
whole time but like for as massive as

2182
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:30,659
his dick was it went from like one

2183
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:32,760
finger in her butthole to his whole dick

2184
01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:34,920
in her butthole and I'm like I really

2185
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:37,980
don't think that was enough prep

2186
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:39,540
probably not but apparently the vibrator

2187
01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:42,360
made up for the difference whatever

2188
01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:45,420
that's very that's not how it works it's

2189
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:47,340
not but I once again is that the detail

2190
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:49,560
of all the things we're gonna get caught

2191
01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:52,020
up on in this book

2192
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:53,940
um in this economy I will get caught up

2193
01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:56,219
on it

2194
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:57,659
so she he tells her that Chris won't

2195
01:25:56,219 --> 01:25:58,920
bother her anymore and that he has to

2196
01:25:57,659 --> 01:26:01,080
leave the next morning and that like he

2197
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:02,460
won't be back for a month this time and

2198
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:05,219
she's like well my birthday is like

2199
01:26:02,460 --> 01:26:08,280
February February 20th he's like

2200
01:26:05,219 --> 01:26:10,020
maybe I'm like you are creepy

2201
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:12,480
um he knew when your mom's birthday was

2202
01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:15,719
he knows when your birthday is honey and

2203
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:17,580
so on his way out he's like loads of the

2204
01:26:15,719 --> 01:26:19,440
shotgun just in case and he's like we

2205
01:26:17,580 --> 01:26:22,199
should probably in case Chris does come

2206
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:24,780
back let's make sure she's prepared so a

2207
01:26:22,199 --> 01:26:27,120
month passes he sent her um a

2208
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:29,520
Valentine's Day gift with like a hundred

2209
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:31,560
roses and a diamond necklace that she's

2210
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:33,179
like it's too big of a diamond necklace

2211
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:36,300
for me to wear anywhere

2212
01:26:33,179 --> 01:26:38,159
so I just wear it around my house

2213
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:39,120
I like that right

2214
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:41,280
um

2215
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,600
and in this time like she notices that

2216
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,980
there's been like some Footprints in her

2217
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,060
yard outside and she's like well he said

2218
01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:46,500
like Chris wouldn't be bothering me

2219
01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:48,300
anymore but apparently Chris is still

2220
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,560
bothering me what the [ __ ]

2221
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:50,940
um and then he texted her the night

2222
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,320
before her birthday and he's like I'll

2223
01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:54,420
see you soon

2224
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,620
so she's like Yay he'll be here for my

2225
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:57,840
birthday

2226
01:26:55,620 --> 01:27:00,060
she gets all dolled up she makes dinner

2227
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:03,780
eight o'clock rolls around he still

2228
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:05,580
isn't there uh oh yeah so

2229
01:27:03,780 --> 01:27:06,620
she's sitting there sadly eating the

2230
01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:10,020
cold steak

2231
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:12,780
she had me wearing her diamond with her

2232
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:14,040
diamond necklace and fancy clothing

2233
01:27:12,780 --> 01:27:15,300
um and then her phone rings and it's

2234
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:17,520
like would you like to accept a collect

2235
01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:18,900
call from the like Federal Correctional

2236
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:23,520
Facility or whatever

2237
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:26,900
and so she does and it's his boss it's

2238
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:26,900
Maxim magnavich

2239
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:32,460
Mad Max

2240
01:27:29,159 --> 01:27:34,320
and so he was like yeah I was suspicious

2241
01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:37,800
he was like do you know who I am she's

2242
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:39,300
like yes I do he's like hello yeah and

2243
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:41,460
he's like well I was suspicious of all

2244
01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:46,199
of cages like frequent travels out west

2245
01:27:41,460 --> 01:27:48,719
so I sent someone to check on it and uh

2246
01:27:46,199 --> 01:27:49,920
I'm gonna kill you or I'm gonna have you

2247
01:27:48,719 --> 01:27:51,420
killed

2248
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,400
um and I'm really bummed I won't be

2249
01:27:51,420 --> 01:27:54,960
there to see Cage's face when he

2250
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:57,600
discovers your body since he should be

2251
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:59,280
arriving soon but Victor will tell me

2252
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:00,840
and she's like who's Victor and then she

2253
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:01,760
hears a voice behind her that's like I'm

2254
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:04,739
Victor

2255
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:07,260
and Victor's inside the house yes Victor

2256
01:28:04,739 --> 01:28:09,060
is inside the house

2257
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:11,040
so but then like Victor starts

2258
01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:13,020
interrogating her and he's like where's

2259
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:16,739
the money she's like you mean the trust

2260
01:28:13,020 --> 01:28:20,300
he set up for me and he's like oh okay

2261
01:28:16,739 --> 01:28:22,980
there's a trust what bang she's like

2262
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:24,600
Bliss bank and like Andorra and he's

2263
01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:26,219
like oh weird he always like preferred

2264
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,960
like Swiss banks when he worked for us

2265
01:28:26,219 --> 01:28:30,480
and she's like wait cage isn't working

2266
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:32,280
for them anymore like what happened like

2267
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:34,080
what if I missed here

2268
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:36,540
um and so he's like what's the account

2269
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:38,219
number and she's like I don't know like

2270
01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:40,139
I haven't used it or have like I haven't

2271
01:28:38,219 --> 01:28:41,760
touched any of the money he's like well

2272
01:28:40,139 --> 01:28:44,219
you couldn't afford those diamonds on

2273
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:46,139
your salary and she's like they were a

2274
01:28:44,219 --> 01:28:48,420
gift and she's just like answering these

2275
01:28:46,139 --> 01:28:50,400
questions very honestly he's like oh so

2276
01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:51,600
like what were they good for she's like

2277
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,159
they were a Valentine's Day gift he's

2278
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:54,500
like so you're still in contact and

2279
01:28:53,159 --> 01:28:57,960
she's like

2280
01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:59,760
yes you're expecting him to show up at

2281
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:01,440
any minute yes I'm still in contact with

2282
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,780
him well and then he's like what where

2283
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:05,760
is he and she's like he told me he lives

2284
01:29:03,780 --> 01:29:08,219
in Manhattan he's like right under our

2285
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:10,560
noses this whole time and she's like

2286
01:29:08,219 --> 01:29:12,900
because cage cage has really been lying

2287
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:14,460
to me about some [ __ ] yeah um and then

2288
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:16,139
he's like

2289
01:29:14,460 --> 01:29:18,060
um where did you find the time like I

2290
01:29:16,139 --> 01:29:20,280
wouldn't have pegged you for a [ __ ] and

2291
01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:22,560
then she's like what I'm not a [ __ ] and

2292
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:25,260
he's like I'd call [ __ ] two dudes at

2293
01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:28,199
the same time a [ __ ] and she's just like

2294
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:31,080
I don't understand what what is

2295
01:29:28,199 --> 01:29:33,780
happening here so Mojo the precious

2296
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:35,820
teddy bear dog gets his act together and

2297
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:39,120
attacks Victor good well distraction

2298
01:29:35,820 --> 01:29:40,800
long enough that she can run

2299
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,699
um she starts running gets to the front

2300
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:44,280
of the house there's like bullets

2301
01:29:41,699 --> 01:29:45,719
whizzing past her head and then she's

2302
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:48,120
like trying to like

2303
01:29:45,719 --> 01:29:51,719
get out and then there's a really loud

2304
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:53,580
shot and she looks up and cage has her

2305
01:29:51,719 --> 01:29:56,940
dad's shotgun and has blown Victor's

2306
01:29:53,580 --> 01:29:59,540
head off nice yeah so

2307
01:29:56,940 --> 01:30:02,280
Victor's dead now

2308
01:29:59,540 --> 01:30:04,380
Sans head Sans head

2309
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:06,360
um cage make sure she's okay then he's

2310
01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:07,739
like I'm gonna need to take care of the

2311
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,900
body and like he's like what happened

2312
01:30:07,739 --> 01:30:11,520
and she's like well Maxim called and

2313
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:13,980
said that she needed to be punished for

2314
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:15,000
your betrayals and

2315
01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:17,100
um

2316
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:19,500
she was like Victor asked about like the

2317
01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:22,080
money and like I told him about like the

2318
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:25,739
trust you set up and cage is looking

2319
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:27,540
like really guilty and she's like why

2320
01:30:25,739 --> 01:30:29,219
did he show up like what am I missing

2321
01:30:27,540 --> 01:30:31,980
here there's a giant piece of this

2322
01:30:29,219 --> 01:30:33,659
puzzle that I do not have in cages like

2323
01:30:31,980 --> 01:30:34,980
well he came for the money just like I

2324
01:30:33,659 --> 01:30:36,900
did

2325
01:30:34,980 --> 01:30:39,360
and that is like

2326
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:42,060
what money are you talking about and

2327
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:43,920
he's like the 100 million your fiance

2328
01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:47,219
stole from Maxim

2329
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:50,040
and she's like my dead fiance David he's

2330
01:30:47,219 --> 01:30:51,500
like his name is actually Damon and he's

2331
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:55,500
not dead

2332
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:58,679
nice plot twist

2333
01:30:55,500 --> 01:31:00,420
um so then we learn David Damon was an

2334
01:30:58,679 --> 01:31:02,040
accountant for the Brava who was great

2335
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:03,540
with numbers and was like so great that

2336
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,980
like he was making them all this money

2337
01:31:03,540 --> 01:31:06,239
but he was also skimming off the top the

2338
01:31:04,980 --> 01:31:09,179
whole time

2339
01:31:06,239 --> 01:31:11,400
um and then he wanted out and turned

2340
01:31:09,179 --> 01:31:12,900
everything over to the feds like turned

2341
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:15,840
turned States witness was put into

2342
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:19,620
witness protection left his wife and his

2343
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:21,960
kids oh damn yes and was like placed out

2344
01:31:19,620 --> 01:31:23,580
on this very tiny town on the north side

2345
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:25,620
of Lake Tahoe that only as we said only

2346
01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:28,500
had like 4 000 people

2347
01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:30,000
so then cage and the Gang have been

2348
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:32,760
trying to like track him down and they

2349
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:34,080
gotta lead like a year ago that he was

2350
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:36,060
there but

2351
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,560
clearly he wasn't because he'd already

2352
01:31:36,060 --> 01:31:39,600
been gone for four years by the time

2353
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:41,040
they like got that lead

2354
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,900
um and then he

2355
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:45,600
like cage was sent to check it out

2356
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:47,820
figure out where the money went so

2357
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:49,679
Natalie is like obviously distraught

2358
01:31:47,820 --> 01:31:52,080
he's like I need you to get out like

2359
01:31:49,679 --> 01:31:54,000
you've been lying to me like this is

2360
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:56,100
this is this I don't know if we can come

2361
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:58,980
back from this and he refuses and he's

2362
01:31:56,100 --> 01:32:00,060
like no like I love you you are like the

2363
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:01,020
only thing that makes my life worth

2364
01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:03,179
living

2365
01:32:01,020 --> 01:32:05,100
and follows her through the house like

2366
01:32:03,179 --> 01:32:07,139
tries to kiss her and once I was like

2367
01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:10,020
damn it F this [ __ ]

2368
01:32:07,139 --> 01:32:13,620
lets him just like [ __ ] this out of her

2369
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:15,900
again like I have bigger problems right

2370
01:32:13,620 --> 01:32:18,659
um so he's kissing her and then suddenly

2371
01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:20,340
he like feels cold metal on his head and

2372
01:32:18,659 --> 01:32:22,080
she pulled the gun from the back of like

2373
01:32:20,340 --> 01:32:25,800
his waistband

2374
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:29,040
and he's very dramatic and he's like do

2375
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:30,600
it I'm dead without you anyway oh my god

2376
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:32,520
um but she like

2377
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:34,800
lower like she's like I can't kill him

2378
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:37,380
and she like lowers the gun takes a deep

2379
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:38,880
breath and like she's like just take the

2380
01:32:37,380 --> 01:32:41,760
gun I don't actually know how to use

2381
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:43,980
these things kind of energy

2382
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:46,080
she's like I will likely shoot myself

2383
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:48,120
instead of you at this point yeah yes

2384
01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:50,940
yeah and so

2385
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:53,100
um she's like what now like she's like

2386
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,960
hasn't like forgiven him but is past the

2387
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:57,600
shooting him get the hell out of my

2388
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:59,520
house stage and he's like well I like I

2389
01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:01,320
have to go take care of the body

2390
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,760
um and she's like well what are you

2391
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:04,500
gonna do and he's like I'm gonna throw

2392
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:05,639
it in I'm gonna like put it in the lake

2393
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:07,739
and she's like is that what you were

2394
01:33:05,639 --> 01:33:10,699
gonna do to me when you were sent here

2395
01:33:07,739 --> 01:33:10,699
and he's like

2396
01:33:10,860 --> 01:33:15,360
but I fell in love with you it's kind of

2397
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:17,699
like the tone and energy

2398
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:18,900
um so cage is like when I'm gonna go

2399
01:33:17,699 --> 01:33:19,980
take care of the body really fast when I

2400
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:21,540
come back will it come up with a plan

2401
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:23,280
because obviously Maxim knows about you

2402
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:24,600
so like when Victor doesn't check in

2403
01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:26,460
he'll keep sending more people and you

2404
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,300
aren't safe

2405
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:28,980
um

2406
01:33:27,300 --> 01:33:30,659
he leaves an hour later he comes back

2407
01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:32,040
her house is like destroyed and she's

2408
01:33:30,659 --> 01:33:33,840
gone

2409
01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:37,080
uh oh yeah

2410
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:39,239
yeah so switching to Natalie's

2411
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:41,580
perspective at this point

2412
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:44,100
um as soon as cage leaves she goes and

2413
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:46,139
she grabs the letter that David had left

2414
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:47,820
for her in the safety deposit box and

2415
01:33:46,139 --> 01:33:50,580
she's like rereading it and she's like

2416
01:33:47,820 --> 01:33:51,900
trying to like she's like I feel like I

2417
01:33:50,580 --> 01:33:53,460
meant like there's something I'm missing

2418
01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:55,560
here and one line stands out to her

2419
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:57,600
where he's like talking about like

2420
01:33:55,560 --> 01:34:00,060
because she's an artist and teaches art

2421
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:01,260
and makes paintings and things and he's

2422
01:34:00,060 --> 01:34:02,520
like

2423
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:04,560
um I know you've always found yourself

2424
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:07,080
in your paintings and and I hope you

2425
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:09,480
find me there too and or like something

2426
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:11,100
like that is the line and she

2427
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:12,300
it reminds her of a movie they watch

2428
01:34:11,100 --> 01:34:15,480
like right before they were supposed to

2429
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:18,120
get married where this like drug kingpin

2430
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:19,620
is in jail and he

2431
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:22,560
um

2432
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:24,360
his wife is visiting him and she's like

2433
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:26,580
we have no money and he like says

2434
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:28,260
something about like the paintings and

2435
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:29,460
then she starts going through the

2436
01:34:28,260 --> 01:34:31,679
paintings of the house and like finds

2437
01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:33,420
like secret account codes right

2438
01:34:31,679 --> 01:34:35,460
and so she starts going through the

2439
01:34:33,420 --> 01:34:38,940
house and like looking at all of the

2440
01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:41,100
paintings trying to find something

2441
01:34:38,940 --> 01:34:42,120
um but then she's like cage is going to

2442
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:43,560
be back any minute and if he comes back

2443
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:44,699
and sees me doing this he's going to

2444
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,960
catch on to something so she's like I'm

2445
01:34:44,699 --> 01:34:48,360
just gonna start breaking [ __ ] make him

2446
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:51,000
think I had a full breakdown

2447
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:51,900
so yeah she just like destroys her own

2448
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:54,060
house

2449
01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:56,400
and then on the back of one of the

2450
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:57,719
paintings she finds the word Panama and

2451
01:34:56,400 --> 01:35:00,060
she's like that's where we were supposed

2452
01:34:57,719 --> 01:35:03,000
to go on our honeymoon I can fit follow

2453
01:35:00,060 --> 01:35:04,199
these Clues so she takes her dog over to

2454
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,540
Sloane's house

2455
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:08,880
like she packs a bag takes the dog to

2456
01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:12,540
Sloans and then buys a first class

2457
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:14,280
ticket to Panama okay yep

2458
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:16,500
um she gets to Panama I'm not gonna bore

2459
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:19,679
you she follows more clues she finds

2460
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:21,659
David okay like she gets to the hotel

2461
01:35:19,679 --> 01:35:24,239
and she's like is there like a letter

2462
01:35:21,659 --> 01:35:26,760
for me it would be like five years old

2463
01:35:24,239 --> 01:35:28,560
and then apparently there was there's an

2464
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:32,100
address so like she gets

2465
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:34,080
to the address and like David walks out

2466
01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:36,060
of the house and she's like [ __ ] I found

2467
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:39,900
him he's very much alive and like

2468
01:35:36,060 --> 01:35:41,460
looking just like a tan God like right

2469
01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:44,159
so

2470
01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:47,400
um she passes out from well all of this

2471
01:35:44,159 --> 01:35:50,699
is happening cage is like

2472
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:52,620
I put a GPS on her phone I'm I'm gonna

2473
01:35:50,699 --> 01:35:54,659
track her down like this isn't that hard

2474
01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:56,400
I'm shocked by that right I'm like the

2475
01:35:54,659 --> 01:35:58,620
man who's obsessed

2476
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,699
this feels accurate

2477
01:35:58,620 --> 01:36:02,400
um

2478
01:35:59,699 --> 01:36:04,800
so then Natalie and David are talking

2479
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:06,719
he's like filling her in on like how he

2480
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:08,699
ended up in witness protection and that

2481
01:36:06,719 --> 01:36:10,500
like right before their wedding his

2482
01:36:08,699 --> 01:36:12,840
Handler told him he'd been compromised

2483
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:14,639
so he had to leave

2484
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:17,159
um when he said was like no like my

2485
01:36:14,639 --> 01:36:19,199
marriage was like an alliance marriage

2486
01:36:17,159 --> 01:36:21,960
and like she was always cheating on me

2487
01:36:19,199 --> 01:36:25,440
and our our kids looked just like her

2488
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:27,179
bodyguard and like it I I've always

2489
01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:29,699
loved you I've been down here waiting

2490
01:36:27,179 --> 01:36:32,820
for you this whole time

2491
01:36:29,699 --> 01:36:35,040
um and then he's like so filming in on

2492
01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:37,080
your details and so she starts like

2493
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:40,020
she's like well like cage showed up

2494
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:41,219
and also his real name is Casimir we

2495
01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:43,560
learned this at one point I think with

2496
01:36:41,219 --> 01:36:45,719
the Russians Paige's real name yeah okay

2497
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:48,440
Casimir and I think he said his last

2498
01:36:45,719 --> 01:36:48,440
name was like Porter

2499
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:53,280
I don't know this really isn't relevant

2500
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:55,679
at this point I just wanted you to know

2501
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:57,120
he does have a full name I was holding

2502
01:36:55,679 --> 01:37:00,120
off on telling you he had a full name

2503
01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:02,159
but he does have one okay um

2504
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:06,000
but yeah like tells him like yeah like

2505
01:37:02,159 --> 01:37:08,280
cage showed up and like David's like oh

2506
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:09,780
[ __ ] like are you like what like he's

2507
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:12,540
like how did you survive yeah and then

2508
01:37:09,780 --> 01:37:14,159
she's like and then Victor showed up and

2509
01:37:12,540 --> 01:37:16,320
like David's like

2510
01:37:14,159 --> 01:37:18,659
I realized that maybe the clues I I sent

2511
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:20,040
you were not as because he's like why

2512
01:37:18,659 --> 01:37:22,679
why the hell did it take you so long to

2513
01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:24,719
like find me and she's like

2514
01:37:22,679 --> 01:37:26,699
because that stupid key you sent me

2515
01:37:24,719 --> 01:37:27,900
never made it and also she's like how

2516
01:37:26,699 --> 01:37:29,520
the [ __ ] did you think I was gonna find

2517
01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:33,199
you with a key to a safety deposit box

2518
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:33,199
at a bank that wasn't our bank like

2519
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:38,580
this was a lot of mystery and Intrigue

2520
01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:41,040
that did not necessarily work

2521
01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:44,280
um and so

2522
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:45,900
she like tells him all about cage

2523
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:48,000
showing up and like what he was sent to

2524
01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:52,440
do then Victor showing up

2525
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:54,360
um and then cage shows up as well and

2526
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:56,280
um she was like yeah like how dumb am I

2527
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:58,860
thinking he like loved me and he's like

2528
01:37:56,280 --> 01:38:00,120
you just like that I do love you like

2529
01:37:58,860 --> 01:38:02,159
the voice and then he like has a gun

2530
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:03,719
trained on David

2531
01:38:02,159 --> 01:38:05,699
um and cage like definitely calls him

2532
01:38:03,719 --> 01:38:07,280
out on a few lies in his story where

2533
01:38:05,699 --> 01:38:09,120
he's like

2534
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:12,300
yeah

2535
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:14,520
um we didn't have Intel that you were at

2536
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:16,739
Lake Tahoe until last year so I think

2537
01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:18,420
you're lying about

2538
01:38:16,739 --> 01:38:20,400
um being compromised we think you just

2539
01:38:18,420 --> 01:38:21,900
like took off right

2540
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:23,940
and

2541
01:38:21,900 --> 01:38:25,920
um but then Natalie's realizing like wow

2542
01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:27,960
cage must really love me he followed me

2543
01:38:25,920 --> 01:38:30,840
all the way here

2544
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:32,760
um or he's like a dangerous person who

2545
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:34,739
is obsessed with you they can both be

2546
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:36,600
true can they

2547
01:38:34,739 --> 01:38:40,520
um okay

2548
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:43,739
I wouldn't say she has great insight

2549
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:46,380
so then like as she's realizing that

2550
01:38:43,739 --> 01:38:47,820
like cage this might not all well she's

2551
01:38:46,380 --> 01:38:49,500
also like does he love me or is this

2552
01:38:47,820 --> 01:38:50,400
just like an elaborate scheme because I

2553
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:53,340
like

2554
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:54,659
that like maybe he sent Victor to scare

2555
01:38:53,340 --> 01:38:56,460
me because that like spurred me into

2556
01:38:54,659 --> 01:38:59,580
action and then I like did actually lead

2557
01:38:56,460 --> 01:39:01,199
him all the way to David so she's like I

2558
01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:03,420
think he loves me I don't know what's

2559
01:39:01,199 --> 01:39:04,620
real what's not but her insight and

2560
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,460
judgment hasn't been great this entire

2561
01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:08,159
book

2562
01:39:05,460 --> 01:39:10,320
um and then there's like suddenly this

2563
01:39:08,159 --> 01:39:12,900
new cute girl walks in and like whatever

2564
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:15,540
David's name is going by now and she has

2565
01:39:12,900 --> 01:39:17,880
a giant rock on her finger and so

2566
01:39:15,540 --> 01:39:19,620
Natalie's like wait so who are you she's

2567
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:21,420
like I'm his wife

2568
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:22,800
and so she's like so you said that

2569
01:39:21,420 --> 01:39:24,000
you've been down here waiting for me for

2570
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:25,500
five years

2571
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:27,900
um how long did it actually take you to

2572
01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:31,440
move on and he's like

2573
01:39:27,900 --> 01:39:33,780
one one year nice

2574
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:35,219
um and then like as cage and Natalie are

2575
01:39:33,780 --> 01:39:37,139
walking out the door

2576
01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:39,360
she's like by the way Damon I've seen

2577
01:39:37,139 --> 01:39:41,699
pictures of your children they look just

2578
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:45,800
like you not like The Bodyguard and then

2579
01:39:41,699 --> 01:39:45,800
like you hear the wife like who's Damon

2580
01:39:46,860 --> 01:39:51,060
just dropping bombs on the way out the

2581
01:39:48,780 --> 01:39:53,820
door yeah I can appreciate that so cage

2582
01:39:51,060 --> 01:39:56,760
takes her back to New York cage also put

2583
01:39:53,820 --> 01:40:00,600
into motion like he wanted Maxim killed

2584
01:39:56,760 --> 01:40:01,980
for trying to kill Natalie so she's

2585
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:03,840
really quiet the whole time and like not

2586
01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:05,159
really talking to him and like he's

2587
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:07,380
being respectful of that and he's like

2588
01:40:05,159 --> 01:40:09,600
I'll be quiet for years if she doesn't

2589
01:40:07,380 --> 01:40:10,980
leave like she's just desperate at this

2590
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:14,040
point to make it work

2591
01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:16,500
um but he does get a call that Maxim has

2592
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:18,239
been killed in prison and it was made to

2593
01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:20,699
look as though like

2594
01:40:18,239 --> 01:40:22,139
a fight broke out in the lunchroom and

2595
01:40:20,699 --> 01:40:24,120
he was just like an innocent bystander

2596
01:40:22,139 --> 01:40:27,360
who was killed right

2597
01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:29,639
so then Natalie calls Sloan and

2598
01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:34,080
like is processing everything with her

2599
01:40:29,639 --> 01:40:36,179
and then Sloane is like I don't know

2600
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:39,179
this point the book is pretty much done

2601
01:40:36,179 --> 01:40:40,800
um like Natalie realizes like she loves

2602
01:40:39,179 --> 01:40:42,179
cage throughout the phone call with

2603
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:45,000
Sloan

2604
01:40:42,179 --> 01:40:46,320
um and then she like falls asleep in

2605
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,760
whatever room she was having this phone

2606
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:49,320
call she wakes up to him carrying her

2607
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:51,780
into bed and he's like going out to the

2608
01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:53,219
couch and she's like no stay and then

2609
01:40:51,780 --> 01:40:55,100
they bone

2610
01:40:53,219 --> 01:40:58,679
um and then

2611
01:40:55,100 --> 01:41:00,360
they she like tells him over the next

2612
01:40:58,679 --> 01:41:02,280
week because now he is the big boss and

2613
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:04,020
like the head of the Brava

2614
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:05,699
um but over the next week

2615
01:41:04,020 --> 01:41:07,460
everyone's coming to pay their respects

2616
01:41:05,699 --> 01:41:09,719
but like they can be out in the open now

2617
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:11,460
and she tells him like she wants the

2618
01:41:09,719 --> 01:41:13,139
option of having kids and he's like go

2619
01:41:11,460 --> 01:41:15,480
check uh

2620
01:41:13,139 --> 01:41:17,940
go check my office the envelope in my

2621
01:41:15,480 --> 01:41:20,159
office and there's like a brochure for

2622
01:41:17,940 --> 01:41:21,420
vasectomy reversal hey yeah someone

2623
01:41:20,159 --> 01:41:23,580
you're like that can be reversed I was

2624
01:41:21,420 --> 01:41:25,199
like I know Hannah we'll get there we'll

2625
01:41:23,580 --> 01:41:26,340
get there I just want to ruin the

2626
01:41:25,199 --> 01:41:27,659
surprise

2627
01:41:26,340 --> 01:41:29,699
um and then he's like and check my

2628
01:41:27,659 --> 01:41:32,880
pocket and she's like

2629
01:41:29,699 --> 01:41:35,520
you you have a great day Connie and he's

2630
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:38,100
like no so then there's

2631
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:40,679
um he has a diamond ring he proposes

2632
01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:43,020
they're happy and then they fall in love

2633
01:41:40,679 --> 01:41:44,639
and then Sloan is flying to New York

2634
01:41:43,020 --> 01:41:47,580
this is the epilogue Sloan is flying

2635
01:41:44,639 --> 01:41:49,800
flying to New York with Mojo to meet up

2636
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:52,980
with them and give the dog back

2637
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:55,500
um and then she's kidnapped by the Irish

2638
01:41:52,980 --> 01:41:58,619
sure dun dun dun and then that's where

2639
01:41:55,500 --> 01:42:00,239
the next book starts in Sloan

2640
01:41:58,619 --> 01:42:02,580
I don't know I just really I [ __ ] with

2641
01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:05,100
Sloane she's so I kind of just want to

2642
01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:05,880
read Sloane's book now yeah it's a fun

2643
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:10,219
one

2644
01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:15,600
um but that is the end of this book

2645
01:42:10,219 --> 01:42:17,780
okay so to summarize dead fiance

2646
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:20,219
cobweb [ __ ]

2647
01:42:17,780 --> 01:42:23,219
five years later

2648
01:42:20,219 --> 01:42:25,219
Jason Momoa shows up

2649
01:42:23,219 --> 01:42:26,780
um and

2650
01:42:25,219 --> 01:42:30,960
very

2651
01:42:26,780 --> 01:42:32,100
insta love Instagram forward and then he

2652
01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:33,540
leaves

2653
01:42:32,100 --> 01:42:35,699
and

2654
01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:37,139
um then they end up together yep he

2655
01:42:35,699 --> 01:42:39,179
leaves they bone

2656
01:42:37,139 --> 01:42:41,880
like he leaves he comes back they bone

2657
01:42:39,179 --> 01:42:44,100
he leaves again he comes back they bone

2658
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:47,340
with anal he leaves they come back they

2659
01:42:44,100 --> 01:42:49,920
bone with spanking like

2660
01:42:47,340 --> 01:42:54,260
uh-huh she starts doubting if this will

2661
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:54,260
work they bone she no longer doubts

2662
01:42:55,199 --> 01:43:00,239
um more secrets revealed fiance Not Dead

2663
01:42:58,199 --> 01:43:02,159
goes on a trip to see him

2664
01:43:00,239 --> 01:43:04,980
Beyonce's a [ __ ] face

2665
01:43:02,159 --> 01:43:07,080
yeah Jason Momoa shows back up

2666
01:43:04,980 --> 01:43:08,520
can't believe her after well and I don't

2667
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:10,320
remember exactly where but there was a

2668
01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:12,000
point where like she's like remembering

2669
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:13,619
all of these things oh cause she's so

2670
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,780
pissed and she's like David was the

2671
01:43:13,619 --> 01:43:18,300
biggest [ __ ] Cheapskate ever he used

2672
01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:21,420
to make me wash out my plastic Ziplocs

2673
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:23,340
Ziploc bags and like reuse them this

2674
01:43:21,420 --> 01:43:25,619
[ __ ] had a hundred million

2675
01:43:23,340 --> 01:43:27,840
dollars and she's like this [ __ ]

2676
01:43:25,619 --> 01:43:29,639
always used to [ __ ] me with socks on

2677
01:43:27,840 --> 01:43:31,679
because his feet were always cold and he

2678
01:43:29,639 --> 01:43:34,639
would fold his clothes before putting

2679
01:43:31,679 --> 01:43:36,960
them in the dirty clothes

2680
01:43:34,639 --> 01:43:38,699
psychopath and at one point she like

2681
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:40,380
sets to cage like do you fold your

2682
01:43:38,699 --> 01:43:42,239
clothes before putting them in like the

2683
01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:43,080
the hamper the dirty clothes hamper and

2684
01:43:42,239 --> 01:43:45,780
he's like

2685
01:43:43,080 --> 01:43:47,600
who the hell would do that and he's like

2686
01:43:45,780 --> 01:43:51,719
I'm Yours

2687
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:53,400
what a low bar Honey raise it I think

2688
01:43:51,719 --> 01:43:56,100
that's what we've seen a lot of in this

2689
01:43:53,400 --> 01:44:00,800
book her standards are question able

2690
01:43:56,100 --> 01:44:00,800
very questionable yeah um

2691
01:44:01,159 --> 01:44:05,400
I was just thinking about that

2692
01:44:04,619 --> 01:44:07,560
um

2693
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:11,000
I mean

2694
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:11,000
we can do green lights

2695
01:44:12,480 --> 01:44:15,139
because a whole

2696
01:44:19,199 --> 01:44:22,199
shotguns

2697
01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:27,960
you could do Jason momoa's yes Jason

2698
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:31,440
momoa's that's what we should do

2699
01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:33,900
we could do hair brushes no

2700
01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:37,460
um yeah you know

2701
01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:41,000
how tall is Jason Momoa I don't know

2702
01:44:37,460 --> 01:44:41,000
let me Google it

2703
01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:46,860
because I mean Vance is going to be

2704
01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:50,000
faster than me

2705
01:44:46,860 --> 01:44:50,000
dance what you got

2706
01:44:51,119 --> 01:44:53,960
Bueller

2707
01:44:54,920 --> 01:45:00,600
we are six foot four thank you

2708
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:02,520
okay so he's six four

2709
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:04,440
um

2710
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:05,520
I don't know how many momoas would you

2711
01:45:04,440 --> 01:45:08,520
rate it

2712
01:45:05,520 --> 01:45:11,520
girl I don't know well from what you

2713
01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:13,199
heard I didn't actually read it

2714
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:16,739
um

2715
01:45:13,199 --> 01:45:19,500
I don't know like a two out of six

2716
01:45:16,739 --> 01:45:22,739
Jason's

2717
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:25,400
two out of five jasons maybe

2718
01:45:22,739 --> 01:45:28,940
he was very tall

2719
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:28,940
what is that

2720
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:35,880
in my head it makes a difference it's

2721
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:37,619
very tall like I feel like there's a

2722
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:39,420
difference between reading something to

2723
01:45:37,619 --> 01:45:42,860
Jason momoa's versus writing something

2724
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:42,860
to Peter dinklage's

2725
01:45:43,139 --> 01:45:48,840
how many spankings oh that was my

2726
01:45:46,619 --> 01:45:51,420
husband's recommendation yeah how many

2727
01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:54,659
spankings would you give it Chelsea

2728
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:57,780
how many were in the book I'd say like

2729
01:45:54,659 --> 01:46:01,520
20 were counted in the book so out of

2730
01:45:57,780 --> 01:46:01,520
the 20 counted I would give it

2731
01:46:02,340 --> 01:46:06,960
eight

2732
01:46:04,139 --> 01:46:08,820
okay eight out of 20 spankings that's

2733
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:11,040
four out of ten yep thank you I was

2734
01:46:08,820 --> 01:46:17,219
about to thank you

2735
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:19,320
um yeah four out of ten which would also

2736
01:46:17,219 --> 01:46:22,860
be just under

2737
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:25,860
like three out of five

2738
01:46:22,860 --> 01:46:28,139
nope two that would be two out of five

2739
01:46:25,860 --> 01:46:29,520
so yeah I would be comfortable with two

2740
01:46:28,139 --> 01:46:31,260
out of five I could get on board with

2741
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:33,420
two out of five spankings I think two

2742
01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:36,420
out of five spankings

2743
01:46:33,420 --> 01:46:37,440
eight out of eight out of 20 spankings

2744
01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:40,199
um yeah

2745
01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:44,219
that feels appropriate because fur is

2746
01:46:40,199 --> 01:46:46,739
ridiculous as this book was and how

2747
01:46:44,219 --> 01:46:49,619
there was plot but there was no plot

2748
01:46:46,739 --> 01:46:51,139
there was just a lot of sex it was a

2749
01:46:49,619 --> 01:46:55,139
plot sandwich

2750
01:46:51,139 --> 01:46:58,080
it end capped with some plot but just

2751
01:46:55,139 --> 01:47:01,560
the meat of the sandwich was man meat

2752
01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:02,820
foreign I hated everything about the

2753
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:04,980
words that just came out of your mouth

2754
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:07,520
yeah now all I can think about is

2755
01:47:04,980 --> 01:47:07,520
Manwich

2756
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:13,380
or not writing it man because we're

2757
01:47:10,440 --> 01:47:17,040
staying on something not spanking yeah

2758
01:47:13,380 --> 01:47:20,340
like for as ridiculous as it is

2759
01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:22,020
it's still kind of a fun read okay I'll

2760
01:47:20,340 --> 01:47:24,060
give that to you and I am going to read

2761
01:47:22,020 --> 01:47:26,639
Sloans I don't think I'm gonna read this

2762
01:47:24,060 --> 01:47:29,400
one because I hearing about it was

2763
01:47:26,639 --> 01:47:31,080
enough but I think I'll read Sloans yeah

2764
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:33,719
I mean I think you you got the gist of

2765
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:34,760
this one I yeah I feel comfortable with

2766
01:47:33,719 --> 01:47:37,560
that

2767
01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:39,659
yeah there's four books in this series

2768
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:42,600
I've read all of them

2769
01:47:39,659 --> 01:47:45,900
and they were all enjoyable

2770
01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:47,820
were they all winners no but they were

2771
01:47:45,900 --> 01:47:50,340
all entertaining so and that's what

2772
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:54,139
matters eight out of 20 spankings final

2773
01:47:50,340 --> 01:47:54,139
offer with a paddle brush

2774
01:47:55,260 --> 01:47:59,880
um we will accept that yes we will

2775
01:47:57,420 --> 01:48:01,800
accept that and you know

2776
01:47:59,880 --> 01:48:04,739
um

2777
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:07,920
I I clearly got stuck on some plot

2778
01:48:04,739 --> 01:48:11,900
points that didn't matter at all in this

2779
01:48:07,920 --> 01:48:11,900
book and are there any that did

2780
01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:15,440
no

2781
01:48:15,560 --> 01:48:19,400
yeah you know I mean

2782
01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:23,400
maybe you did get caught on the right

2783
01:48:21,239 --> 01:48:25,320
ones

2784
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:27,719
um yeah so eight out of 2020 let us know

2785
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:29,100
what you guys think and what plot points

2786
01:48:27,719 --> 01:48:33,060
you think

2787
01:48:29,100 --> 01:48:36,239
were prominent were there any that is

2788
01:48:33,060 --> 01:48:39,000
that is the debate let us know what you

2789
01:48:36,239 --> 01:48:40,880
think because frankly I am concerned

2790
01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:44,639
about Nat's General

2791
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:47,100
well-being safety mental state if this

2792
01:48:44,639 --> 01:48:49,619
is the life choices that she's choosing

2793
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:51,179
to make so let us know your thoughts she

2794
01:48:49,619 --> 01:48:52,199
hadn't made any life choices in five

2795
01:48:51,179 --> 01:48:54,020
years and it felt like she really

2796
01:48:52,199 --> 01:48:58,800
overcompensated

2797
01:48:54,020 --> 01:49:00,900
she she was coming in hot and made some

2798
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:03,480
wrong turns but I guess it worked out

2799
01:49:00,900 --> 01:49:05,520
for her technically so uh yeah he's

2800
01:49:03,480 --> 01:49:06,540
gonna get a reverse vasectomy and

2801
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:09,119
they're gonna get married and live

2802
01:49:06,540 --> 01:49:11,719
happily ever after what more do you need

2803
01:49:09,119 --> 01:49:14,400
oh a lot more

2804
01:49:11,719 --> 01:49:16,199
so much more but okay let us know your

2805
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:18,300
thoughts we hope you have a wonderful

2806
01:49:16,199 --> 01:49:21,739
rest your day smut [ __ ] see you later

2807
01:49:18,300 --> 01:49:21,739
smut puppies bye

2808
01:49:22,020 --> 01:49:27,780
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2809
01:49:25,020 --> 01:49:30,780
we hope it was good for you cause it

2810
01:49:27,780 --> 01:49:33,119
sure was great for us if you're digging

2811
01:49:30,780 --> 01:49:34,679
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

2812
01:49:33,119 --> 01:49:36,780
you'd take a minute to rate and review

2813
01:49:34,679 --> 01:49:37,860
the show wherever you're listening right

2814
01:49:36,780 --> 01:49:40,800
now

2815
01:49:37,860 --> 01:49:41,880
baby tell that sexy someone to Linda

2816
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:45,179
senir

2817
01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:47,639
we love you we appreciate you

2818
01:49:45,179 --> 01:49:50,180
we'll see you next week

2819
01:49:47,639 --> 01:49:55,339
stay spotty

2820
01:49:50,180 --> 01:49:55,339
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