Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, here we go. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: Remember oh my god, good memory.
Speaker 1: But thank you. I'm Kevin. We're back kids, We're back live. Man.
Speaker 1: If you're watching, you're seeing the mic is like standing
Speaker 1: up in my face. This is not the way I
Speaker 1: normally do it. But Will was like, please turn it
Speaker 1: down and get it right into your mouth. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna work it like this. So if you're watching, you
Speaker 1: half a faces covered by the mic. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess I could go to the other side. Let's see
Speaker 1: if it looks better there. Yeah, but I talked to
Speaker 1: you this way. Okay, this don't matter if you're listening,
Speaker 1: and I believe me. I tried to listen recently. I
Speaker 1: listened to us on Spotify. So many ads.
Speaker 3: You can't say that.
Speaker 1: So many ads. It's like four minutes before the show
Speaker 1: we began.
Speaker 3: Hey, we love the ads.
Speaker 1: If you're we appreciate all our sponsors. But if you
Speaker 1: were watching this at that Kevin Smith club, you might
Speaker 1: be like, there's so much Mike. All right, it will
Speaker 1: be the new name of our podcast. So much Mike Mike.
Speaker 1: Welcome back kids, to uh beardless, stickless me. I have returned.
Speaker 1: Look at this one opening the curtains. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: very aggressive, Bertie. She's like a fucking bored man. He's
Speaker 1: the most boring room in the house. When every she
Speaker 1: comes over, each fucking boring in his room.
Speaker 3: That's his dog's voice. Know what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to adventure. Why are we in these
Speaker 1: born mouies look at each other, we talk chuk yuk,
Speaker 1: where's Yoda pinning?
Speaker 2: Where's Yoda sticks?
Speaker 1: Where's Yoda walks?
Speaker 3: That's his baby German shepherd.
Speaker 1: That's how Birdie perceives all of this. I just got
Speaker 1: back from being on the road. Man, those in the
Speaker 1: last three weeks. The shows you heard were pre recorded.
Speaker 1: I know now we're back in real time, President.
Speaker 3: President.
Speaker 1: But in the time that I've been gone, let me
Speaker 1: catch everybody up. I was in a Super Bowl commercial,
Speaker 1: parts of the dun King's promotion with Jay Jaye. Soundbob
Speaker 1: figured prominently briefly, I should say, when I say prominently,
Speaker 1: I mean like less than a second in the aired
Speaker 1: Super Bowl spot. But we were online in a different
Speaker 1: spot all together with uh, you know, Ben, mister Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1: Very nice of him to include us. So anyway, that
Speaker 1: happened while I was on tour. Man Me and Jay
Speaker 1: went out on tour. We did the Oral Sex Story.
Speaker 1: She's making me better. Bertie is making this room. Bit
Speaker 1: this room. So you made you pit me?
Speaker 3: You have to pick me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here, she says what she looks at you, Hey,
Speaker 1: she's you know, she just anything that takes my attention
Speaker 1: away from Bertie. She says the same thing about her
Speaker 1: own mother, about Lucky when.
Speaker 3: You come to my house, Carl's like, we did hit this, Grandpa?
Speaker 1: Did I dealt with that? I've dealt with that. The
Speaker 1: other day that kep the is he here? God gave
Speaker 1: me a real fucking like look like a teenager. Carlos
Speaker 1: resting on yours of clerics, cruising on the one cool
Speaker 1: thing you ever did. There's any lesson to me, Land.
Speaker 1: It's had to extend a career from one fucking joke. Well, den, clap, clap,
Speaker 1: We're all so proud of you.
Speaker 3: What she sounds like she totally would say that.
Speaker 1: So basically, your cat is everybody the artists in her
Speaker 1: voice or mine, very specifically specifically yours. On the road
Speaker 1: for the Oral sext tour, A You Are CCT went
Speaker 1: very fucking well, very.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm so glad.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy to report that I saw some dick
Speaker 1: lit shirts The wild Man. Oh my god, even better
Speaker 1: this is my I had a lot of good times.
Speaker 1: Jay was very funny. All the places we went, the
Speaker 1: crowds were like, absolutely wonderful. They we sold more merch
Speaker 1: than we've ever sold ever before. Oh wow, hold on
Speaker 1: a sneeze.
Speaker 3: A special gift for the listeners.
Speaker 1: If you were watching it that kind of club, you
Speaker 1: saw that in action. You saw my hair come popping
Speaker 1: out of the fucking open space in my hat that
Speaker 1: I'm always asking my kids to tell me to fix
Speaker 1: and shit. And that leads into my favorite memory. We're
Speaker 1: on tour and I think it was Saint Louis. I
Speaker 1: think it was the last show, and I'm on stage,
Speaker 1: you know, and we're about to we're picking people. Like
Speaker 1: part of the show was we read a script that
Speaker 1: I wrote for Quick Stops, my comic books that I
Speaker 1: do for Secret Stash Press Dark Horse Comics, and we
Speaker 1: were reading a script that was based on the Medatron
Speaker 1: character that Alan Rickman played, and the whole thing is
Speaker 1: called rick Wiem. So is Jane slobob Re meet the
Speaker 1: Angel Metatron and so Jay played Jay, I'm gonna sneeze again.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry for about him everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He had been in it in three weeks, so.
Speaker 3: It's been dusty. Oh my god. The poor listeners.
Speaker 1: I wish I had to shoes, but the poor.
Speaker 3: Listeners are hearing you sneeze. Fucking all snotty you're looking
Speaker 3: that's next.
Speaker 1: Oh god, all this all this dust makes me, fart
Speaker 1: makes me we uh. We're doing the show. Jay was
Speaker 1: doing the sequence where he, you know, finds three people
Speaker 1: to audition and then we picked the one person who
Speaker 1: is gonna read Alan's part, and all throughout the shows
Speaker 1: like sometimes it was women women, sometimes it was men.
Speaker 1: One time it was a dude that actually came from England.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was very good. I'm trying to fucking
Speaker 1: wipe my nose, but go, I'll tell a story that
Speaker 1: you see me fucking struggling here, Jesus Christ, bring a
Speaker 1: whole role with toilet bit. Well she's gone, let's talk
Speaker 1: about her. Get it. Oh did you grab the smallest
Speaker 1: role of this is all you grabbed? Give me that
Speaker 1: empty roll? I said, go grab a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Did you just hit when I'm gonna use this ship
Speaker 1: very sparingly. Walky's on her own.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't I can't believe they were subjecting
Speaker 3: the listeners to you clearing your nose.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm only human.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, oh come on.
Speaker 1: They don't have to see it.
Speaker 4: Watch dot com join us and you can watch the
Speaker 4: show and the after show, which is called Beardless Stickless.
Speaker 4: Plus that's where you'd get to see me wiping all
Speaker 4: the snots off my nose as you wait for me
Speaker 4: to finish the story of my favorite up the tour.
Speaker 1: There we are. That was ridiculous, Saint Louis. There's so
Speaker 1: much justin.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is insane. What can I tell you?
Speaker 3: This is sanity.
Speaker 1: I saw you react yesterday. You had allergies or something
Speaker 1: of ship. I wasn't shipping on that I know.
Speaker 3: But we weren't recording a vodcast.
Speaker 1: I do stop recording live through it. Thank God's party.
Speaker 1: We're not like you know, the Evening News.
Speaker 3: So true.
Speaker 1: Nobody expects us to be polished or anything. I think
Speaker 1: part of the charm of this era of media is
Speaker 1: that it is home green. People like authenticity.
Speaker 3: Brah my apology is my apologies.
Speaker 1: So there I am in Saint Louis Jay's, you know,
Speaker 1: standing in front of the audience and stuff, trying and
Speaker 1: pick people to audition, and somebody from the rafters yells,
Speaker 1: Kevin fixed your hat.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Instantly I knew that was a fucking not just a
Speaker 1: listener of beardless, tickless plus, but an appreciator of someone
Speaker 1: who's been listening deep going like a total dicklet who's
Speaker 1: like he's if he knew right now how fucking stupid
Speaker 1: his hair looks, he would cringe. I will stand in
Speaker 1: for his daughter and I will tell.
Speaker 3: Him that, man, do you know, have you ever just
Speaker 3: tried to gel your hair like back.
Speaker 1: Loose or like a I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: my hat would move. What I need to do is
Speaker 1: pin the hat to my head.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, No, like my dreamment.
Speaker 1: There would be these holes that I could just put
Speaker 1: pins into in the hat would stay.
Speaker 3: No, you can just use palmade Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's another step I'd have to
Speaker 1: bring ship with me. It just seems so much easier
Speaker 1: to like, do this, what is it? What did you do?
Speaker 1: I can't see I'm not a member of that chemist
Speaker 1: with cloud. I can't afford it. I'm not I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I'm hill now, whatever excuse you had, I
Speaker 1: just fixed my hat, yes, which is what I did
Speaker 1: when the person yelled from the rafters, captain, picture your hat,
Speaker 1: which is what I would do with my daughter ever
Speaker 1: deigned to fucking say mid show, dad, think your hat,
Speaker 1: or she could just say.
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll hit you with the fifth next time,
Speaker 3: no go, which.
Speaker 1: Is picture picture.
Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like a cat.
Speaker 1: Do it twice? It was an emergency. This is bothering
Speaker 1: even me. I can't even You wouldn't even get laid
Speaker 1: by your wife with hair like that' stuck it out,
Speaker 1: come on, spraying it all over. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I walked away from the road think based on the
Speaker 1: reactions I got from people in the audience whenever I
Speaker 1: was like, I do a podcast with my daughter called
Speaker 1: beards Dick las b and the applause that we would get,
Speaker 1: we could go out soon.
Speaker 3: You think I.
Speaker 1: Think we could do small clubs. I think we could
Speaker 1: do like two hundred seeds, really weird sedars.
Speaker 3: That'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine doing this in front of people and ship?
Speaker 1: I can't plase my nose in front of people.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, he's fucking burping.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's what you'd see live on stage. Beardless.
Speaker 1: Uh you want, you want purpless, stickless me, come join
Speaker 1: that Kevin Smith Club.
Speaker 3: Actually, premiums can't say a single thing about I know
Speaker 3: you're very gassy.
Speaker 1: Last I think this fucking this camera on the desk
Speaker 1: is really like, Look how dusty it is. I think
Speaker 1: that's like where it's coming from. Who you're removing? You
Speaker 1: since the floor? I think, so, Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was like Lowis Lane taking Kryptonite away.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the trail of dust in the air.
Speaker 1: Can you.
Speaker 3: It may or may not be a little dusty.
Speaker 1: Okay. So while I was gone off doing those things
Speaker 1: and whatnot, had a very good time touring and realizing
Speaker 1: we could totally tour. First off, what should be the
Speaker 1: first show? I think, yeah, thank god, therefore you are.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it should be for the fiftieth episode.
Speaker 1: What episode went on?
Speaker 3: Who the hell knows?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 3: Who the fuck knows?
Speaker 1: So the fiftieth and where I.
Speaker 3: Think it should be your very own theater.
Speaker 1: Home territory, I think so talking about Somedcastle Cinemas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plantic Islands, New Jersey. I like the way you fucking think. Man,
Speaker 1: that's if you get the home court advantage. Motherfucker's been
Speaker 1: like whoo whoo, whoo whoo. I think, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let me see, I'm gonna go to Spotify.
Speaker 3: I think we're on like thirty something.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't number well we're.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah they but they do want Apple podcasts, I
Speaker 3: think do they?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, I get there.
Speaker 3: I'll do it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Otherwise I'm gonna sit here going one too. You'll
Speaker 1: hear me count out that. See, well, I don't even
Speaker 1: you know if I can do it here. If I'm
Speaker 1: counting one, I'm not even seeing the green bar pop
Speaker 1: up on those counts. Well.
Speaker 3: Episode this is episode thirty three that we're recording.
Speaker 1: We are recording episode thirty three, The next one that
Speaker 1: goes up tomorrow Thursday, meaning today for the people who
Speaker 1: are downloading it. The day it drops so true is Thursday,
Speaker 1: and it'll be what number thirty what three? So close
Speaker 1: to thirty seven, which is huge in mind world. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we wind up doing show fifty. Where would that
Speaker 1: place it?
Speaker 3: That would I think it would place it in June sometime.
Speaker 1: June, AND's Madcastle right around your birthday. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: marketing hook, bro, That's how you get people.
Speaker 3: Little birthday show. Please, it's my fucking birthday.
Speaker 1: Fucking eh. Absolutely, man, I try to do shows on
Speaker 1: my birthday because that's the sympathy.
Speaker 3: You call it the most marketable holiday.
Speaker 1: It is one of the most That would be cool, man.
Speaker 1: We do the fiftieth episode live at this Madcastle Cinemas
Speaker 1: and calling all dicklets.
Speaker 3: Calling all dickluts, a ring ring calling, call.
Speaker 1: Dilut all dicklets on day? Holy shit? Can we what
Speaker 1: do you charge per ticket? Let me hear it? What
Speaker 1: do you think you're worth? Live? We would you perform
Speaker 1: as well? You'd have to do a big show.
Speaker 2: You want to bring you?
Speaker 1: You want to bring well? First off, well side table
Speaker 1: this conversation to say the name of the band? Did
Speaker 1: you say it?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, the name of the band is Cinnamon.
Speaker 1: The band, which is two boys and a girl, is
Speaker 1: named Cinnamon in honor of.
Speaker 3: My bunny Cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Rest in Paul.
Speaker 1: Were I saw the photo that you put up what
Speaker 1: was the Instagram and you were like continue me, me me.
Speaker 1: You put up a picture of those of Melancholy and
Speaker 1: the infinite sass. The two boys that you make music with,
Speaker 1: Nick and Luke or Lick and Nuke, Yes, and yourself.
Speaker 1: And what it called to mind with the name of
Speaker 1: the band and the image was Blondie.
Speaker 3: Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1: I could see somebody being like, oh, her name Cinnamon,
Speaker 1: just like when we were all when we were kids,
Speaker 1: we all thought Blondie was Debbie Harry's name. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I and that that was one of the first thoughts
Speaker 1: I had. The very first thought I had was I
Speaker 1: can't believe there's not a band called Cinnama.
Speaker 3: Right, it's pretty. It was Cinnamon's parting gifts. It was
Speaker 3: her final gift to me.
Speaker 1: Use my game in your art. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Stop, sweet?
Speaker 1: Did you just die at then? She was, you know,
Speaker 1: catching her breath. She said this few weeks fucking rude.
Speaker 1: So I was feeling a little scene like it.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was rather romantic.
Speaker 3: I did not like it.
Speaker 1: You got it from Cinnamon.
Speaker 3: Those who are watching con see this happened, reenact my
Speaker 3: rabbit's death. You want to want her final breath, sucking asshole.
Speaker 1: It wasn't her final breath, I said. That was two
Speaker 1: weeks before. Yeah, she was satisfied that she communicated it.
Speaker 1: That was That was I thought it was rather sweet.
Speaker 1: But if you want to watch somebody fucking suddenly get awkward,
Speaker 1: join that Kevin Smith club. Watch expressions change back to
Speaker 1: the point the band is called Cinnamon. When do you
Speaker 1: drop your single?
Speaker 3: I don't want to say, just in case, but on Instagram?
Speaker 1: All right? So by you assume by the fiftieth show,
Speaker 1: your singer will have dropped? Oh yes, so do you do?
Speaker 1: You sweeten the pot? I mean, and close the first
Speaker 1: live ever beardless Dickless meet episode fifty with a perform
Speaker 1: a live performance by Cinnamon right there on this Monecastle stage.
Speaker 1: We've had bands performed there before. Oh my god, our
Speaker 1: expressions changed altogether.
Speaker 3: I mean might as well.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's becoming a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we have the I mean what you guys
Speaker 1: got three instruments? Right?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Just too right?
Speaker 2: What do you well we have?
Speaker 1: We would have somebody would come and play drums or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we would have somebody come and play I.
Speaker 1: Got your guy, Oh many skins?
Speaker 3: Oh perfect?
Speaker 1: But you need what a drummer?
Speaker 3: A drummer and another guitarist is that right.
Speaker 1: So you couldn't do it with you can't do it
Speaker 1: with no drummer. No, you could do it without the
Speaker 1: other guitarists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there would just be a missing part.
Speaker 1: So in the song it would just fall quiet and
Speaker 1: everyone look around at each other awkwardly and start to applaud,
Speaker 1: Like at the end of the song, we're like, no, no, no, no, got,
Speaker 1: we just can't afford that guy's here, comes like all right,
Speaker 1: so it would be five people on stage. You matter
Speaker 1: start saving so you can travel your band out there?
Speaker 2: Would put them?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, where can we put them up? Is that
Speaker 1: the first question?
Speaker 3: No, that wasn't the first question.
Speaker 1: What is the first question?
Speaker 3: The theater's not paying for ours?
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, Oh Heaven's dope. No, so you would
Speaker 1: have to they'd have to all get themselves out there.
Speaker 1: But that being said, you could pay for their fucking
Speaker 1: coach tickets, which would be cheapest out of your earnings
Speaker 1: of the gig. And I'll give you one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of the gig ernie. You'll hate me for it, but
Speaker 1: we'll make money on refreshments and ship like that.
Speaker 3: No, that's so nice, Or.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, I'll probably like be like, well, don't
Speaker 1: you charge you for two hours? Like you can rent
Speaker 1: the theater and ship then you could do everything.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, should I rent up the theater?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: And number one, it's not like you have to pay.
Speaker 1: You can rent it out and just be like, all right,
Speaker 1: take it off what we were in by the time
Speaker 1: you sell. What would you charge?
Speaker 3: I don't know what is reasonable.
Speaker 1: Generally we charge like thirty seven bucks is right around there.
Speaker 1: But for the Marat screening, we did thirty bucks because
Speaker 1: it was the thirtieth anniversary, and we also gave it
Speaker 1: a free cups. The other thing you might want to
Speaker 1: think about doing a fucking commemorative cup. People love that shit.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get a bunch of white cups and
Speaker 3: write dickl it on them.
Speaker 1: You could do that, Yeah, I mean you could do that.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to do that. You can have
Speaker 1: those made so cheap if it was that it was
Speaker 1: just dicklet which if you want to do, that's totally great.
Speaker 1: The more complex the image is, the more you know
Speaker 1: it gets. But like you could do let me see
Speaker 1: what do they cost me? Like, I think they're like
Speaker 1: fifty cents a cup.
Speaker 3: Oh damn.
Speaker 1: Really you work that into the like, yeah, something that
Speaker 1: just says I'm a Dicklin same design as the shirt,
Speaker 1: or I'm a dick Lit and also the show information
Speaker 1: like Be'redless Stickless live first ever date location with a
Speaker 1: with a live performance by Cinnamon, or or you do
Speaker 1: the commemorative cup as the cover of whatever your single is,
Speaker 1: you put that on the cup. Damn, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: man the fire ideas. But that's that's a fucking show
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 3: That is a that's a pack dash show.
Speaker 1: You went while we were gone. You went to see
Speaker 1: Mannequin Pussy. I did, and I saw you briefly on tour.
Speaker 1: I did because of that we were both in the
Speaker 1: Boston area. We were both massholes for a moment. And
Speaker 1: if you saw my very adorable uh TikTok post, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I did it on Instagram, you'll see.
Speaker 1: You know. We went to try to go to a
Speaker 1: vegan restaurant and it didn't quite work.
Speaker 3: That was a ridiculous. That was crazy. Remember we went
Speaker 3: to the second place and it was closed.
Speaker 1: We could not get We wound up eating a veggie grill,
Speaker 1: which always gave us the taste of California trustworthy. We're
Speaker 1: happy to have it too. Thank you, Veggie Girl, the
Speaker 1: only Veggie Girl on the fucking entire East Coast still
Speaker 1: operating out there in mess. Jesus, So I saw Harley
Speaker 1: was out there. You went to a live music show.
Speaker 3: A live music show, yes?
Speaker 1: What was it called the event?
Speaker 3: Something in the way fast, something.
Speaker 1: In the way fast. You saw many bands, but you
Speaker 1: were chiefly there to see where are they at?
Speaker 3: Of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1: Pihliladelphia is now mannin pussy. Uh? I believe you put
Speaker 1: up an Instagram post the other day of your band, yes,
Speaker 1: announcing cinnamon. And was it in the post itself or
Speaker 1: on the story the response.
Speaker 3: A response, I don't know, good question.
Speaker 1: Would you put in your feet or.
Speaker 3: I put it on both? I was attacking from all.
Speaker 1: The mannequin pussy. Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't want to make a.
Speaker 1: A proud like to be like you have a band,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm you. I'm fucking reaching
Speaker 1: out to that Philadelphia mannequin pussy fucking crowd because Jersey
Speaker 1: ain't far from there. Man. Maybe the pussy shows up,
Speaker 1: so you do the show. Maybe you're like I would
Speaker 1: like to interview man Pussy on the show. That gives
Speaker 1: them a reason and then that gives them a reason
Speaker 1: to stick around and watch your band.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Just saying maybe crazy because then if Mannic and Pussy
Speaker 1: is coming on the show, guess what they tell their
Speaker 1: fans and they buy tickets and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Just saying this is getting this is getting wild.
Speaker 1: Just saying, if you're gonna do your first ever live
Speaker 1: show and it's episode fifty and you want to put
Speaker 1: asses in.
Speaker 3: See it somehow mannikin Pussy was at my very first show,
Speaker 3: that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: If you're like, I would love to interview you guys
Speaker 1: at my live show at my movie theater. I'm flushing
Speaker 1: when we do our fiftieth episode, talk about I guarantee
Speaker 1: you if they're like not touring or whatnot, why wouldn't
Speaker 1: they promo for them and ship?
Speaker 3: Okay, anyways, I'm just we can further discuss later that it's.
Speaker 1: A fucking show worth attendant going to fucking throwing and
Speaker 1: shit like that. And then on top of it all,
Speaker 1: like when all of a sudden done after you build
Speaker 1: your fucking dream show and whatnot, when it's all finished
Speaker 1: to have the money, all that filthy lucra.
Speaker 3: I thought you're going to be like to be in Jersey.
Speaker 1: I'm realistic. Yeah, that would be fucking that's a fire
Speaker 1: fucking episode. What you got more ideas?
Speaker 3: I just remembered I'm going to be in New York
Speaker 3: at some point in June. Anyways, what per a wedding?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anybody I know getting married?
Speaker 3: No, but could be around the same time.
Speaker 1: Well, I've already asked Ernie to put a side a
Speaker 1: time in a date.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The moment you showed interest, I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking grab this tiger by the tail. Let me see,
Speaker 1: I wrote, er my dumb ass kid now, I said,
Speaker 1: my bitch ass taught it June twenty first, June twenty second,
Speaker 1: seven pm, Beardless, dickless me Live, thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, you already had a price.
Speaker 1: And then then I also said one month out if
Speaker 1: it sells, Well, we had a ten PM show of
Speaker 1: Jane so reboot for ten dollars and that's the movie business,
Speaker 1: my friend, so funny. So you know, yead you you
Speaker 1: fucking you have a cup for that show. Your first
Speaker 1: show live Atpecastle cinemas where your face is all over
Speaker 1: to jizoint you know in Jersey, state of your birth.
Speaker 5: Interviewing dude, why where is this coming from?
Speaker 2: Where is interviewing mannequin posy?
Speaker 1: You can interview them on the show.
Speaker 3: You never interviewed anybody.
Speaker 1: That's why it's an even bigger honor man, because they're.
Speaker 3: Close to we're closely advertising an idea of a show
Speaker 3: right now, we haven't put it on.
Speaker 1: This is where dreaming it up. How things happen.
Speaker 6: With them as you're there.
Speaker 3: They're touring all the time.
Speaker 1: But it could be that they're on the Okay, anyways,
Speaker 1: let's just let's do the man what you can make,
Speaker 1: because that's also fun.
Speaker 3: Where you're like, oh, let's not do this on the podcast.
Speaker 1: People are doing it for themselves.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much I'm going to make.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's what you clear, not necessarily what you make.
Speaker 1: But they're people to know I stop embarrassing noises until
Speaker 1: you stop.
Speaker 2: A humble person.
Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: That helps people want to like back your show with, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I want to all right, anyways, how quickly
Speaker 1: are you going to reach out to the good folks at.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I don't know if come on,
Speaker 3: let's let's not let's not all right? All right, all right?
Speaker 1: That is my programming to be like, oh it's I
Speaker 1: can fix that.
Speaker 3: One fucking thing out of time. Okay, one thing out
Speaker 3: of time, buddy. But I love love where your head's at.
Speaker 1: I move a dream speed, my friend?
Speaker 3: You really do you really do it? Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Really do time. I got left in this best of
Speaker 1: all possible world, especially with all this fucking dust.
Speaker 3: Are you going back in for another blow? Oh? And
Speaker 3: there he goes and another blow, another blow, and he's
Speaker 3: picking his nose and he's wiping his ass, you know,
Speaker 3: going like.
Speaker 1: You know how you build your dream make a healthy living,
Speaker 1: and I lay it out for you. And when you
Speaker 1: are fucking handed the mic, you're like a whole pick
Speaker 1: in his asshole like an atl would that fucking demssial.
Speaker 3: That's the difference between me and you.
Speaker 1: All right, what did you? What have you? What are
Speaker 1: you up to this week? You're on your way to
Speaker 1: do something correct. I just got home, but you're on
Speaker 1: your way someplace else.
Speaker 3: A special surprise project allowed to say we're going we're
Speaker 3: not talking about is that right?
Speaker 1: Alright? All the content, don't you? You can't talk about that.
Speaker 1: I can't talk about that either.
Speaker 3: While you were gone, I filmed. We filmed our first
Speaker 3: music video, did you Yes? We did legit.
Speaker 1: I don't think I knew this?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah we did?
Speaker 1: Where? How? Who?
Speaker 3: In my garage?
Speaker 1: Literally a garage.
Speaker 3: Performance kind of and just.
Speaker 1: People playing music at us, which could also be a story.
Speaker 1: But I mean, is it more than you.
Speaker 3: All tried to convey a story through my performance? But
Speaker 3: it's not story based. It's a performance. Yea performance.
Speaker 1: And when you say I tried to did you direct
Speaker 1: this music video?
Speaker 3: No, my friend Sess Srwood directed it.
Speaker 1: Oh chet just that curiosity? Why didn't you direct it?
Speaker 1: And that's no.
Speaker 3: Pressure because an element of the video that we are
Speaker 3: using I have no idea how to do, and Seth
Speaker 3: kills it. And Seth is also just a super talented,
Speaker 3: lovely individual who I'm honored to work with.
Speaker 1: That's why I like it just thrown out there. In
Speaker 1: some circles, I am known to be a director.
Speaker 3: Just I love you so much called the visionary. I
Speaker 3: love you so much? Music is.
Speaker 2: You don't need something.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to build for myself smart, an identity of
Speaker 3: my own perhaps smart.
Speaker 1: What is the what's the element? Is there some old
Speaker 1: video or imagery or something that you're blending into the video? Interesting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could say you'll see soon. Well i'll show
Speaker 3: you after this.
Speaker 1: It's all done righty.
Speaker 3: No, it's being edited now.
Speaker 1: What uh? And if you had to guess when you
Speaker 1: think the song you're gonna drop, do you drop the
Speaker 1: song and the video at the same time? I guess
Speaker 1: that makes sense.
Speaker 3: We're dropping them separately.
Speaker 1: Actually, how far far?
Speaker 3: Probably about two weeks apart from each other? Three weeks
Speaker 3: the song.
Speaker 1: Song only m h I this I only ask, not
Speaker 1: because I'm pushing an agenda, but just out of curiosity.
Speaker 1: Why song over video in this very visually oriented today.
Speaker 3: Because we're we want to put out our song as
Speaker 3: soon as possible.
Speaker 1: I feel that's good answer, and I can see that
Speaker 1: I am more than happy to pour it into my
Speaker 1: social media streams.
Speaker 3: When you're why, thank you ready for it? Please?
Speaker 1: Is that against your morals or no? I can do that.
Speaker 3: I just got to prove to the world that I
Speaker 3: can do something on my own, you know, but you
Speaker 3: can support me.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3: If I support, your support means the world. You support
Speaker 3: means the world. I'm just trying to do something.
Speaker 1: Let me off my directorials, please, I have no interest
Speaker 1: in directing music videos. I'm not gonna I've tried. This
Speaker 1: is me turning you down.
Speaker 2: Well, I was waiting for you to all right.
Speaker 1: Let me just preemptively tell you hard.
Speaker 5: No, okay, my lord, I'm more than a hip hop
Speaker 5: Oh of course, I'm more of a story video guy.
Speaker 1: So I need a big budget. You couldn't afford my ass. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm Michael Bay of music videos. He's like Michael Bay
Speaker 1: of music videos. Nice? What thinking about trying to trying
Speaker 1: to find a fucking joke to dive off of?
Speaker 3: But sometimes you're.
Speaker 1: Just Michael Bay. Doesn't lead you down a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking content paths without being gossipy or something like that.
Speaker 3: Beardless, Stickless Me is not a gossipy show.
Speaker 1: What is beardless Stickless Me? If you had to define
Speaker 1: it for the new listener, which we may have a few,
Speaker 1: or you know, the dunkin Donuts spot, there may be
Speaker 1: a person who's like Kevin Smith is still alive. Googled
Speaker 1: me found out somehow that I do a podcast as well,
Speaker 1: or you know, fucking somebody saw you in my TikTok
Speaker 1: going to the vegan joint, or like he's he's got
Speaker 1: a daughter. I don't even know he got late, and
Speaker 1: then they find you and discover your content show like that.
Speaker 3: That's true. Welcome if you're new or returning.
Speaker 1: Explain the show to them. Sometimes you got to reset,
Speaker 1: Like in radio, when you're on radio, you gotta be like,
Speaker 1: and it's uh twelve thirty here at w K or
Speaker 1: a kr e L because it's a baby seventy eight
Speaker 1: degrees on a Wednesday and you're listening to the beardless
Speaker 1: dickless duo.
Speaker 3: I would say we're a comedy show. Yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 3: else would what the fuck else would we be?
Speaker 1: No, it never would never occur to me to call it.
Speaker 3: I think under Apple Podcasts comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tall bar. It really is a wide
Speaker 1: open for a bunch of criticisms. People be like they
Speaker 1: said it's comedy. I'm still waiting at what episode is?
Speaker 1: Thirty three episodes in and I'm still waiting a laugh.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine someone listen to all thirty three and once?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's super.
Speaker 1: That's the internet hate listening, right or watch I just look.
Speaker 1: It'd be amazing though, if they joined that Kevin Smith
Speaker 1: club to hate watch like, I hate this so so
Speaker 1: so much. I just got to look at their ugly, stupid,
Speaker 1: fucking faces while.
Speaker 2: They do it.
Speaker 3: But they just dropped the newest episode.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, well again, I guess episode fifty. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty fucking huge.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be pretty crazy. You can bet your ass.
Speaker 3: They'll be shirts at the show.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.
Speaker 3: There maybe there will even be new merch at the show.
Speaker 3: Maybe there will be an exclusive.
Speaker 1: Well, there's gonna be a cup for sure.
Speaker 3: Can you get your cup?
Speaker 1: I could get a cup, person on it and we
Speaker 1: got what is it? What's We're in February March, so
Speaker 1: a couple of months.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can. I can do that. I Mean.
Speaker 1: The thing is when they make cups, they tend to
Speaker 1: make them like, are they like five hundreds or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Oh my, that's a lot of cups.
Speaker 1: You'll be living with some cups or some time. But
Speaker 1: you take them on the road and ship like that.
Speaker 3: But is that a waste of plastic?
Speaker 1: No, because nobody wastes. They hold on to it. It's
Speaker 1: a treasure, particularly if you sign it that pressure. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's like with it. If you do a
Speaker 1: bear design on the cup like you did with the shirt,
Speaker 1: and there's lots of white space, then you can tag.
Speaker 3: It, you know what? I think we should. I just
Speaker 3: went to a tiler Nick and.
Speaker 1: Luke are too cool to actually lift an actual pant.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, I just went to a Tyler the Creator
Speaker 3: concert and it's so fucking awesome. But his like, the
Speaker 3: actual set was so cool and it was he had
Speaker 3: like a living room type set up on stage.
Speaker 1: What if we oh, you want to build a set
Speaker 1: as well? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if we start?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not flying the band?
Speaker 3: It started with me being like, we should bring the
Speaker 3: Father Dave record just so people can and lay eyes
Speaker 3: on it in person.
Speaker 1: You can project it behind us on the screen.
Speaker 3: Well, that is true. But then I was like, what
Speaker 3: if we we get we get a nice little cozy setup, like.
Speaker 1: Have David and Jada build a set.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean if we want to go crazy, but
Speaker 3: I just meant like throw a cup of chairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll have the normal I assumed, which would
Speaker 1: be like me and Jay just performed and it's all
Speaker 1: I always have the same setup.
Speaker 3: You're behind a table, right little.
Speaker 1: Castle, so it's like a table here and two tables.
Speaker 3: On the side behind it, like this, that's going to
Speaker 3: be the setup.
Speaker 1: The weird part of the show, then, is that you
Speaker 1: and I are used to this staring at each other
Speaker 1: as we do the show. We're being across from one another.
Speaker 1: In that instance, we'll both be side by side facing
Speaker 1: the audience. So it becomes and the show is a
Speaker 1: lot different than this. Here we can meander and you know,
Speaker 1: even though they call it a comedy, we don't really
Speaker 1: feel the need to be funny constantly. Yeah, that change
Speaker 1: is right quick. When you're fucking sitting in front of
Speaker 1: an audience, man, then you you it becomes like, all right,
Speaker 1: what's funny? What's funny? What's and I'm gonna tell a
Speaker 1: story that I know is funny. I'm gonna Yeah, you
Speaker 1: start mining comedy because that's the easiest way to judge
Speaker 1: how well you're doing. People are laughing, You're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they like us. People are quiet. They could
Speaker 1: like you, but they could also just be like silent.
Speaker 1: I paid thirty seven dollars for this. I better get
Speaker 1: two cups and I still got to listen to a
Speaker 1: fucking cinnamon band after this shit. Fuck Hey, but yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking it's an East Coast show. Means you're
Speaker 1: pulling from New York and fucking Philly, home of Mannequin
Speaker 1: Pussy because mannicin Pussy is your guests on the show. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's.
Speaker 1: That's how you get to episode fifty and shit like that.
Speaker 1: That's how you celebrate.
Speaker 3: Sounds like we gotta fucking plan.
Speaker 1: Then if it goes well, I would say, within twenty
Speaker 1: four hours of the end of the show, you'll be like,
Speaker 1: when can we do it again?
Speaker 3: I bet? I bet?
Speaker 1: Can we do this in California? Oh?
Speaker 3: It's really be like, yeah, that'd be so scary to
Speaker 3: do it here.
Speaker 1: That's how you debut the band, man, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like you debut the band not going in
Speaker 1: I mean you could go in cold, but like, use
Speaker 1: everything you got and you got a successful podcast that
Speaker 1: you could draw from and that puts people in a room,
Speaker 1: and then you just fucking go to town.
Speaker 3: These are facts facts, These are street facts.
Speaker 1: Marketing with Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3: This was a lesson. I hope you all learned something today.
Speaker 1: It's a lesson that. Yeah, hopefully everyone's going to benefit
Speaker 1: from when you when it actually happens, when you're like
Speaker 1: the fifteenth, that'll be crazy. All right. But wait, did
Speaker 1: you finish talking about what you did while I was gone?
Speaker 1: You're not talking about what you're about to do.
Speaker 3: Worked on music, music video.
Speaker 1: Music makes that people come to agether.
Speaker 3: Just very music centric past three weeks, seeing music, making music,
Speaker 3: trying to put out music the main of music video. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I've been up to.
Speaker 1: Did you watch your Grammys?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That rapper Doc Doc's amazing.
Speaker 1: She's fantastic like rapper. I did know. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that sounds like hip hop. I grew up listening to
Speaker 1: a very story or I like drugs.
Speaker 2: I liked, you know the sound.
Speaker 1: I saw a video after she won. I guess they
Speaker 1: on Good Morning America they put up a clip of
Speaker 1: a TikTok she put up on Instagram. She put up
Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago where she was like,
Speaker 1: I just got fired from my job. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I think I'm just going to start going to
Speaker 1: studios now. Stuff. She just like hit a place where
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm I'm done, and within a couple
Speaker 1: fucking years she was win to Grammy.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, there's that those those stories are inspiring, It's true.
Speaker 1: Chapel Rowan is also one of why what's her story?
Speaker 3: There's just like a video of her being I think
Speaker 3: she's talking about performing. She's like performing in a park
Speaker 3: or something, and she's talking about how she wants to perform,
Speaker 3: I believe at the Governor's Ball. And then a few
Speaker 3: years later she was performing at the Governor's Ball.
Speaker 1: The Governor's Ball, meaning like.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big festival. Oh it's.
Speaker 1: What is her music like?
Speaker 3: She makes pop music.
Speaker 1: So along the lines of I know, she's got a
Speaker 1: very distinctive look and stuff, and no artist sounds like another.
Speaker 1: But what would you group her with if you were
Speaker 1: grouping her in a music store?
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1: Oh really, I would say that's kind of based on
Speaker 1: the looks I've seen that she wears. I thought her
Speaker 1: shit was a lot more like metal or industrial. It's
Speaker 1: always people wearing like suits of armor, or maybe not always.
Speaker 1: I saw one performance where she was.
Speaker 3: Wearing Yeah, just the just the one I think because.
Speaker 1: Like, oh she must do fucking like Vey mousteam fucking
Speaker 1: metal music.
Speaker 2: It's pop.
Speaker 3: It's for sure pop.
Speaker 1: She was also an internet kid.
Speaker 3: I don't know about it internet kid, but she's just
Speaker 3: there's this like super famous video of her performing in
Speaker 3: a park to like just a few people, and now
Speaker 3: she's one of the most popular artists on the planet.
Speaker 3: On the planet, So just another inspiring story.
Speaker 1: Why don't you what's more important being successful or being
Speaker 1: the artist that you are?
Speaker 3: Being the artist that I am.
Speaker 1: What if somebody showed you the future and they're like,
Speaker 1: being the artist you are, twelve people are going to know.
Speaker 1: But you can be cha. You could be tavel Rowan
Speaker 1: like and you'll be bigger than fucking you know, Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3: What's the catch?
Speaker 1: You gotta have a career that you probably wouldn't lean
Speaker 1: to it like very poppy, that you got to make
Speaker 1: music that you wouldn't even listen to.
Speaker 3: Would I be proud of it or like it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But in the way that like somebody was like,
Speaker 1: follow this recipe to make the perfect ship pie. Oh God,
Speaker 1: You're like no, I'm just saying, like, you will spend
Speaker 1: your time baking something that you don't want and you're
Speaker 1: baffled that anyone would want to consume it.
Speaker 3: I That's how I feel about not that. No, that's
Speaker 3: how the podcast. I'm just like, how do people That's
Speaker 3: it blows my mind.
Speaker 1: That podcast, I don't think that. I don't think of
Speaker 1: that first, you're consuming ship Pie on the regular.
Speaker 3: I don't know how people would listen to me, and
Speaker 3: it confuses me. I feel like I'm a ship Pie,
Speaker 3: not the podcast.
Speaker 2: What the but?
Speaker 1: But if you if they, if you got successful doing
Speaker 1: your own music, you'd be like, hey, because I'm that's me.
Speaker 3: I Well, I'm also much more insecure about talking, like
Speaker 3: on a podcast rather than the music.
Speaker 1: Behind the mic. So betwixt the two mics, this mic
Speaker 1: here and a fucking mic on stage or studio.
Speaker 3: This mic is scarier, is that right? This mic is
Speaker 3: way scarier. Putting yourself out there, being your trying to
Speaker 3: be yourself is fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1: Just half the show was me talking and you being like, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, daddy, Oh god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, go ahead, man, that's the hook right there.
Speaker 1: Then people start going like, have you heard fucking Kevin's podcast?
Speaker 2: Weird?
Speaker 3: Thing that's going on.
Speaker 1: Won't she just fucking sings. That's their game, that's their hook,
Speaker 1: and they discovered it like thirty episode thirty three episodes
Speaker 1: in all right, it's starting from this moment. Sing all
Speaker 1: your responses.
Speaker 3: I'll try.
Speaker 1: You didn't even sing that, I'll try. There you go,
Speaker 1: all right? So have you seen Captain America New World,
Speaker 1: A brave New World? No, no, that's not a good podcast,
Speaker 1: co host. If you're giving one word answers, you gotta
Speaker 1: give me more.
Speaker 3: If I'm singing and it's one word, no way, no,
Speaker 3: I haven't. This is done. It just sounded. It sounded.
Speaker 3: It sounds more so singing, but I just haven't had
Speaker 3: a chance. But singing it makes it sound like there's another.
Speaker 1: Reason I have. I've been far too busy.
Speaker 3: I've been just too busy.
Speaker 1: But I'll see it at my first leisure You're not
Speaker 1: really necessarily like I'm in the bag for all things Marvel.
Speaker 1: Will you see Lelo and Stitch the moment?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I don't hear you.
Speaker 1: Yes, really at the moment like bad hits, But that's
Speaker 1: a premiere you'd like to go to. If somebody was
Speaker 1: and he's offering why not.
Speaker 3: They're not say yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't think so Disney hasn't offered me anything in
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 3: Maybe we could, Hey, hey Disney, Yeah hear us.
Speaker 1: Hey Disney, do you want the dicklets in your corner?
Speaker 1: They're like, not at all. We go well out of
Speaker 1: our way. We don't dicklets of all kinds here at Disney.
Speaker 3: Do you want to see the live action Leilo and Stitch?
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
Speaker 3: Stitch looks so fucking cute.
Speaker 1: I think Stitch looks adorable and it's exactly and it's
Speaker 1: a design because he's an alien anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can look all fucking like the three D
Speaker 1: cartoon version of himself without somebody being like, like, for example,
Speaker 1: this ain't me shitting adjacent Lee by any stretching the imagination.
Speaker 1: But years ago they did Underdog as a movie and
Speaker 1: he was the voice of Underdog. But Underdog was just
Speaker 1: like a doction, and you would think I'd be like,
Speaker 1: holy fuck, oh yeah, but it was just a dog
Speaker 1: and he thought things. I don't even think they made
Speaker 1: his mouth move, and shit.
Speaker 3: This is like only a little bit ringing a bell.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm happy any Underdog movie got made by somebody
Speaker 1: and congratulate everybody that worked on it and shit like that.
Speaker 1: But for my taste, I would have preferred a movie
Speaker 1: that was more along the lines of Rocky and bowl Winkle,
Speaker 1: where they put Rocky and Bowinkle as characters in it,
Speaker 1: and they looked like Rocky and bowl Winkle and you know,
Speaker 1: they were cartoons, but that worked for the plot. Underdog
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite fucking cartoons. So when they
Speaker 1: did a kind of like just a live action dog,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 6: Like, Oh, I see, but Stitch though, Stitch looks like Stitch,
Speaker 6: So I'm like, I'm all in.
Speaker 1: I'm all for it, and shit, I love it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say something controversial here and maybe it'll put our
Speaker 1: podcast on the map as all of Letterbox comes after us.
Speaker 1: But oh, Stitch is cinema.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, look as you you were cringing like.
Speaker 1: Fifteenthsary Live show.
Speaker 3: They just let us to our show first, please, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, of course.
Speaker 1: But I'm referred to the old one. I don't know
Speaker 1: about the new.
Speaker 3: Stitch has had such a big impact on my life.
Speaker 1: I feel it such a beautiful story and it is
Speaker 1: very unorthodox because you know, it's Disney and there's hard
Speaker 1: to and stuff. But Stitch is kind of an asshole,
Speaker 1: or in the words of fucking Charlie xc X stitches.
Speaker 3: Brat Stitch is actually.
Speaker 1: And somehow makes it work and stuff. But the spine,
Speaker 1: the emotional spine that runs through Leland Stitch that makes
Speaker 1: it cinema is o'hanna means family, and family means no one.
Speaker 3: Is left behind, our forgotten, My god lost. He's crying everyone.
Speaker 3: That picture that you guys have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where he's looking at him and the ducks, so
Speaker 1: looking at the book and he's like, I'm lost, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't even know where that pictures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where is that picture?
Speaker 1: It needs to go up, So every time you pass it,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna cry. I did when I bought it.
Speaker 1: That was all right, that's all you get from beerless Stickless.
Speaker 1: I'm getting too emotional. Ship.
Speaker 3: He's got tears in.
Speaker 1: I won't commit to the concept. You're supposed to be
Speaker 1: singing every response.
Speaker 3: He's got tears in his.
Speaker 1: Eyes, like, my dad's a big fat pussy's.
Speaker 3: A fucking bitch, a little bitch ass my.
Speaker 1: Courage a hip hop artist to take that and turn
Speaker 1: into a hook, one in which you make no money
Speaker 1: for it, but it becomes very famous. No, I hope
Speaker 1: you get paid. I was gonna say it, but I
Speaker 1: hope you get paid, as they say paid. Period. There
Speaker 1: it is, kids, there's your beerd listick thiss me for
Speaker 1: this week, more next week. If we're following according to
Speaker 1: your you know fucking formula that you presented in pitch season.
Speaker 1: You're in charge of the next episode.
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot we were doing that.
Speaker 1: My job is to remember all. It pays to listen
Speaker 1: to the show. Well, yesterday, while I was walking the dogs,
Speaker 1: I listened to the show you did. I told you.
Speaker 1: I opened with that A lot of commercials, A lot
Speaker 1: of commercials. If kids, I'd be paying for the premium
Speaker 1: that Kevin Smith Club experience, no commercials, all video plus
Speaker 1: the after show. Beardless that being said, many commercials, but
Speaker 1: I listened to everything, so I was.
Speaker 3: Smart. Yeah, okay, well next time, all right.
Speaker 1: You're in charge. You get to design the entire show,
Speaker 1: and you probably don't remember, but there's something you love
Speaker 1: really of course.
Speaker 3: Everything else.
Speaker 1: No, there it is, my friends, there's your beardless stickless
Speaker 1: me for this week. If you're a member of that
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Club. The show ain't ending. The show's ending,
Speaker 1: but the fund's just starting. As we get over to
Speaker 1: the after show where we let our hair down at Beardless, Stickless, loose.
Speaker 1: But if you're like man, I got a fucking money
Speaker 1: to waste on you and your fucking stupid kid. As
Speaker 1: why I listen to the free version. I respect enough
Speaker 1: my childhood, the process.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 1: But that being said, the show ends here. But if
Speaker 1: you're ready to party, you have disposed of Blain, come
Speaker 1: over that Givin Smith where Beard the Stickles plus will continue.
Speaker 1: Failing that, my friends tune in next time. You know,
Speaker 1: when me and Jay were on tour, we opened every show.
Speaker 1: I made him open every show with something that I
Speaker 1: was I was watching a lot of Rocky and Bowenkle
Speaker 1: on the road and the old episodes when it was
Speaker 1: Rocky and his friends before Bowinkle became the big star
Speaker 1: of the show. Began with a thunder of jets and
Speaker 1: an open sky, a streak of gray and a cheerful
Speaker 1: and then Rocky goes him. While we were on stage,
Speaker 1: I would be like a thunder of jets and an
Speaker 1: open sky, a streak of j and a cheerful.
Speaker 2: And then he went, Hi, that's so cute. I like that.
Speaker 1: Rocky and bullwinkle Man. I'll fucking that's good for what
Speaker 1: allows you. I got me through two weeks on the
Speaker 1: road of like horrible news of the world and shit
Speaker 1: and just being away from home and stuff. Whenever I
Speaker 1: was like cycling darkly, circling the darkness, whatever the fuck,
Speaker 1: I switched over to Rocky bowgum Boy. That made all
Speaker 1: the difference. I feel that it's a funny fucking show.
Speaker 1: And they they made fun of everything. They were so
Speaker 1: ahead of their time. Those motherfuckers were making like woke jokes.
Speaker 1: They made fucking like jokes about the weather, like about
Speaker 1: the climate in nineteen fifty nine. That's kind it's kind
Speaker 1: of comforting because it shows you that, like you want
Speaker 1: to be like these guys were profound geniuses, and they
Speaker 1: were definitely geniuses. But it just shows you that as
Speaker 1: much as the world changes, it doesn't the same shit
Speaker 1: like people were upset about or making jokes about, or
Speaker 1: like oh my god, frustrated and parrotying and satirizing still
Speaker 1: exists today. They do a whole arc. I mean, they
Speaker 1: take they light off on the government so often it's
Speaker 1: fucked up. But they did an arc where like Bowwinkle,
Speaker 1: like the whole fucking storyline is based on they come
Speaker 1: out of seeing like a fucking Marlon Brando movie. Marlon
Speaker 1: Brando is being like praised for the new kind of acting,
Speaker 1: you know. So buw wickles aside, that's easy, anybody could
Speaker 1: do it, and he does at Marlon Brando pressure, or
Speaker 1: he's just like duh, still still a hurt still and
Speaker 1: fucking somebody nearby fates because they fucking felt they saw something,
Speaker 1: but they assumed that it was because Bowenckle's acting is
Speaker 1: so profound that he fainted. So he winds up going
Speaker 1: to Hollywood to become a major movie star and he
Speaker 1: gets some bad representation that charges him to do it.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's that's genius.
Speaker 1: Still fucking it holds up no matter like things change.
Speaker 1: They say the same of that. Sorry, I don't want
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