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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, here we go. Welcome back.

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Speaker 2: Remember oh my god, good memory.

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Speaker 1: But thank you. I'm Kevin. We're back kids, We're back live. Man.

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Speaker 1: If you're watching, you're seeing the mic is like standing

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Speaker 1: up in my face. This is not the way I

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Speaker 1: normally do it. But Will was like, please turn it

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Speaker 1: down and get it right into your mouth. So I'm

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Speaker 1: if it looks better there. Yeah, but I talked to

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Speaker 1: you this way. Okay, this don't matter if you're listening,

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Speaker 1: and I believe me. I tried to listen recently. I

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Speaker 1: listened to us on Spotify. So many ads.

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Speaker 3: You can't say that.

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Speaker 1: So many ads. It's like four minutes before the show

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Speaker 1: we began.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we love the ads.

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Speaker 1: If you're we appreciate all our sponsors. But if you

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Speaker 1: were watching this at that Kevin Smith club, you might

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Speaker 1: be like, there's so much Mike. All right, it will

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Speaker 1: be the new name of our podcast. So much Mike Mike.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back kids, to uh beardless, stickless me. I have returned.

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Speaker 1: Look at this one opening the curtains. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: very aggressive, Bertie. She's like a fucking bored man. He's

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Speaker 1: the most boring room in the house. When every she

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Speaker 3: That's his dog's voice. Know what the fuck is happening.

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Speaker 1: Let's get back to adventure. Why are we in these

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Speaker 1: born mouies look at each other, we talk chuk yuk,

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Speaker 1: where's Yoda pinning?

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Speaker 2: Where's Yoda sticks?

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Speaker 1: Where's Yoda walks?

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Speaker 3: That's his baby German shepherd.

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Speaker 1: That's how Birdie perceives all of this. I just got

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Speaker 1: back from being on the road. Man, those in the

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Speaker 1: last three weeks. The shows you heard were pre recorded.

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Speaker 1: I know now we're back in real time, President.

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Speaker 3: President.

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Speaker 1: But in the time that I've been gone, let me

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Speaker 1: catch everybody up. I was in a Super Bowl commercial,

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Speaker 1: parts of the dun King's promotion with Jay Jaye. Soundbob

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Speaker 1: figured prominently briefly, I should say, when I say prominently,

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl spot. But we were online in a different

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Speaker 1: spot all together with uh, you know, Ben, mister Ben Affleck.

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Speaker 1: Very nice of him to include us. So anyway, that

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Speaker 1: happened while I was on tour. Man Me and Jay

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Speaker 1: went out on tour. We did the Oral Sex Story.

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Speaker 1: She's making me better. Bertie is making this room. Bit

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Speaker 1: this room. So you made you pit me?

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Speaker 3: You have to pick me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here, she says what she looks at you, Hey,

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Speaker 1: she's you know, she just anything that takes my attention

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Speaker 1: away from Bertie. She says the same thing about her

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Speaker 1: own mother, about Lucky when.

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Speaker 3: You come to my house, Carl's like, we did hit this, Grandpa?

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Speaker 1: Did I dealt with that? I've dealt with that. The

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Speaker 1: other day that kep the is he here? God gave

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Speaker 1: me a real fucking like look like a teenager. Carlos

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Speaker 1: resting on yours of clerics, cruising on the one cool

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Speaker 1: thing you ever did. There's any lesson to me, Land.

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Speaker 1: It's had to extend a career from one fucking joke. Well, den, clap, clap,

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Speaker 1: We're all so proud of you.

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Speaker 3: What she sounds like she totally would say that.

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Speaker 1: So basically, your cat is everybody the artists in her

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Speaker 1: voice or mine, very specifically specifically yours. On the road

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Speaker 1: for the Oral sext tour, A You Are CCT went

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Speaker 1: very fucking well, very.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm so glad.

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Speaker 1: But I'm happy to report that I saw some dick

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Speaker 1: lit shirts The wild Man. Oh my god, even better

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Speaker 1: this is my I had a lot of good times.

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Speaker 1: Jay was very funny. All the places we went, the

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Speaker 1: crowds were like, absolutely wonderful. They we sold more merch

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Speaker 1: than we've ever sold ever before. Oh wow, hold on

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Speaker 1: a sneeze.

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Speaker 1: If you were watching it that kind of club, you

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Speaker 1: saw that in action. You saw my hair come popping

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Speaker 1: do for Secret Stash Press Dark Horse Comics, and we

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry for about him everybody.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He had been in it in three weeks, so.

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Speaker 3: It's been dusty. Oh my god. The poor listeners.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had to shoes, but the poor.

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Speaker 3: Listeners are hearing you sneeze. Fucking all snotty you're looking

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Speaker 1: doing the sequence where he, you know, finds three people

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Speaker 1: One time it was a dude that actually came from England.

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Speaker 1: you see me fucking struggling here, Jesus Christ, bring a

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Speaker 1: whole role with toilet bit. Well she's gone, let's talk

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Speaker 1: role of this is all you grabbed? Give me that

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Speaker 1: empty roll? I said, go grab a roll of toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't I can't believe they were subjecting

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm only human.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, oh come on.

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Speaker 1: They don't have to see it.

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Speaker 4: Watch dot com join us and you can watch the

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Speaker 4: show and the after show, which is called Beardless Stickless.

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Speaker 4: Plus that's where you'd get to see me wiping all

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Speaker 4: the snots off my nose as you wait for me

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Speaker 1: There we are. That was ridiculous, Saint Louis. There's so

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is insane. What can I tell you?

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Speaker 3: This is sanity.

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Speaker 1: I saw you react yesterday. You had allergies or something

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Speaker 3: But we weren't recording a vodcast.

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Speaker 1: I do stop recording live through it. Thank God's party.

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Speaker 1: We're not like you know, the Evening News.

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Speaker 3: So true.

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Speaker 1: Nobody expects us to be polished or anything. I think

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Speaker 3: Brah my apology is my apologies.

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Speaker 1: So there I am in Saint Louis Jay's, you know,

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Speaker 1: Kevin fixed your hat.

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Speaker 1: Instantly I knew that was a fucking not just a

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Speaker 1: who's been listening deep going like a total dicklet who's

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Speaker 1: like he's if he knew right now how fucking stupid

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Speaker 3: Him that, man, do you know, have you ever just

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, No, like my dreamment.

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Speaker 1: There would be these holes that I could just put

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's another step I'd have to

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Speaker 1: just fixed my hat, yes, which is what I did

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Speaker 1: Do it twice? It was an emergency. This is bothering

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Speaker 1: even me. I can't even You wouldn't even get laid

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Speaker 1: Think we could do small clubs. I think we could

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Speaker 1: do like two hundred seeds, really weird sedars.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine doing this in front of people and ship?

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Speaker 1: I can't plase my nose in front of people.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, he's fucking burping.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's what you'd see live on stage. Beardless.

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Speaker 1: Uh you want, you want purpless, stickless me, come join

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Smith Club.

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Speaker 3: Actually, premiums can't say a single thing about I know

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Speaker 1: that's like where it's coming from. Who you're removing? You

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the trail of dust in the air.

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Speaker 1: Can you.

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Speaker 3: It may or may not be a little dusty.

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Speaker 1: we could totally tour. First off, what should be the

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Speaker 1: first show? I think, yeah, thank god, therefore you are.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I think it should be for the fiftieth episode.

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Speaker 1: What episode went on?

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Speaker 3: Who the hell knows?

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Speaker 1: Question?

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Speaker 3: Who the fuck knows?

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Speaker 1: So the fiftieth and where I.

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Speaker 3: Think it should be your very own theater.

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Speaker 1: Home territory, I think so talking about Somedcastle Cinemas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: plantic Islands, New Jersey. I like the way you fucking think. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's if you get the home court advantage. Motherfucker's been

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Speaker 3: Calling all dickluts, a ring ring calling, call.

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Speaker 1: do you think you're worth? Live? We would you perform

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, the name of the band is Cinnamon.

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Speaker 1: The band, which is two boys and a girl, is

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Speaker 3: My bunny Cinnamon.

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Speaker 2: Rest in Paul.

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Speaker 3: Right, it's pretty. It was Cinnamon's parting gifts. It was

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Speaker 1: Use my game in your art. Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Those who are watching con see this happened, reenact my

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Speaker 1: It wasn't her final breath, I said. That was two

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Speaker 1: the point the band is called Cinnamon. When do you

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Speaker 1: You sweeten the pot? I mean, and close the first

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Speaker 1: live ever beardless Dickless meet episode fifty with a perform

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Speaker 1: a live performance by Cinnamon right there on this Monecastle stage.

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Speaker 1: We've had bands performed there before. Oh my god, our

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Speaker 3: I mean might as well.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we have the I mean what you guys

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Speaker 1: Just too right?

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Speaker 2: What do you well we have?

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Speaker 1: We would have somebody would come and play drums or something.

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Speaker 1: Got your guy, Oh many skins?

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Speaker 3: Oh perfect?

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Speaker 1: But you need what a drummer?

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Speaker 1: So you couldn't do it with you can't do it

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Speaker 1: so it would be five people on stage. You matter

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Speaker 1: What is the first question?

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Speaker 3: The theater's not paying for ours?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh no, Oh Heaven's dope. No, so you would

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Speaker 1: Let's be honest, I'll probably like be like, well, don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You can rent it out and just be like, all right,

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Speaker 1: The more complex the image is, the more you know

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Speaker 1: with a live performance by Cinnamon, or or you do

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Speaker 1: you put that on the cup. Damn, I'm telling you

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Speaker 3: That is a that's a pack dash show.

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Speaker 1: You went while we were gone. You went to see

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Speaker 3: A live music show, yes?

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Speaker 1: Pihliladelphia is now mannin pussy. Uh? I believe you put

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Speaker 1: Would you put in your feet or.

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Speaker 3: I put it on both? I was attacking from all.

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Speaker 1: The mannequin pussy. Uh.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to make a.

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Speaker 1: A proud like to be like you have a band,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm you. I'm fucking reaching

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Speaker 1: out to that Philadelphia mannequin pussy fucking crowd because Jersey

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Speaker 1: ain't far from there. Man. Maybe the pussy shows up,

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Speaker 1: so you do the show. Maybe you're like I would

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Just saying this is getting this is getting wild.

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Speaker 1: Just saying, if you're gonna do your first ever live

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Speaker 3: that'd be crazy.

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Speaker 1: If you're like, I would love to interview you guys

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Speaker 1: when we do our fiftieth episode, talk about I guarantee

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Speaker 1: fucking episode. What you got more ideas?

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Speaker 3: I just remembered I'm going to be in New York

444
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Speaker 3: at some point in June. Anyways, what per a wedding?

445
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Speaker 1: Really?

446
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

447
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Speaker 1: Anybody I know getting married?

448
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 3: No, but could be around the same time.

449
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Speaker 1: Well, I've already asked Ernie to put a side a

450
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Speaker 1: time in a date.

451
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Speaker 2: Okay.

452
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Speaker 1: The moment you showed interest, I was like, well, I'm

453
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Speaker 1: gonna fucking grab this tiger by the tail. Let me see,

454
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Speaker 1: I wrote, er my dumb ass kid now, I said,

455
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Speaker 1: my bitch ass taught it June twenty first, June twenty second,

456
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Speaker 1: seven pm, Beardless, dickless me Live, thirty seven dollars.

457
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Speaker 2: Well, you already had a price.

458
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Speaker 1: And then then I also said one month out if

459
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Speaker 1: it sells, Well, we had a ten PM show of

460
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Speaker 1: Jane so reboot for ten dollars and that's the movie business,

461
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: my friend, so funny. So you know, yead you you

462
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Speaker 1: fucking you have a cup for that show. Your first

463
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Speaker 1: show live Atpecastle cinemas where your face is all over

464
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Speaker 1: to jizoint you know in Jersey, state of your birth.

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Speaker 5: Interviewing dude, why where is this coming from?

466
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Speaker 2: Where is interviewing mannequin posy?

467
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: You can interview them on the show.

468
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Speaker 3: You never interviewed anybody.

469
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Speaker 1: That's why it's an even bigger honor man, because they're.

470
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Speaker 3: Close to we're closely advertising an idea of a show

471
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 3: right now, we haven't put it on.

472
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: This is where dreaming it up. How things happen.

473
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Speaker 6: With them as you're there.

474
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Speaker 3: They're touring all the time.

475
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: But it could be that they're on the Okay, anyways,

476
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: let's just let's do the man what you can make,

477
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: because that's also fun.

478
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 3: Where you're like, oh, let's not do this on the podcast.

479
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: People are doing it for themselves.

480
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 3: I don't know how much I'm going to make.

481
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's what you clear, not necessarily what you make.

482
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Speaker 1: But they're people to know I stop embarrassing noises until

483
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Speaker 1: you stop.

484
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Speaker 2: A humble person.

485
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Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

486
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Speaker 2: Please?

487
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: That helps people want to like back your show with, like,

488
00:27:51,800 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I want to all right, anyways, how quickly

489
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: are you going to reach out to the good folks at.

490
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I don't know if come on,

491
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 3: let's let's not let's not all right? All right, all right?

492
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: That is my programming to be like, oh it's I

493
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: can fix that.

494
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 3: One fucking thing out of time. Okay, one thing out

495
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Speaker 3: of time, buddy. But I love love where your head's at.

496
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Speaker 1: I move a dream speed, my friend?

497
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Speaker 3: You really do you really do it? Oh my god, you.

498
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Speaker 1: Really do time. I got left in this best of

499
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Speaker 1: all possible world, especially with all this fucking dust.

500
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Speaker 3: Are you going back in for another blow? Oh? And

501
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 3: there he goes and another blow, another blow, and he's

502
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: picking his nose and he's wiping his ass, you know,

503
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Speaker 3: going like.

504
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Speaker 1: You know how you build your dream make a healthy living,

505
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: and I lay it out for you. And when you

506
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: are fucking handed the mic, you're like a whole pick

507
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: in his asshole like an atl would that fucking demssial.

508
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 3: That's the difference between me and you.

509
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: All right, what did you? What have you? What are

510
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: you up to this week? You're on your way to

511
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,959
Speaker 1: do something correct. I just got home, but you're on

512
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Speaker 1: your way someplace else.

513
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Speaker 3: A special surprise project allowed to say we're going we're

514
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Speaker 3: not talking about is that right?

515
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Speaker 1: Alright? All the content, don't you? You can't talk about that.

516
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: I can't talk about that either.

517
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 3: While you were gone, I filmed. We filmed our first

518
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Speaker 3: music video, did you Yes? We did legit.

519
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Speaker 1: I don't think I knew this?

520
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah we did?

521
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Speaker 1: Where? How? Who?

522
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: In my garage?

523
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Speaker 1: Literally a garage.

524
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 3: Performance kind of and just.

525
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Speaker 1: People playing music at us, which could also be a story.

526
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Speaker 1: But I mean, is it more than you.

527
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Speaker 3: All tried to convey a story through my performance? But

528
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Speaker 3: it's not story based. It's a performance. Yea performance.

529
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Speaker 1: And when you say I tried to did you direct

530
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Speaker 1: this music video?

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Speaker 3: No, my friend Sess Srwood directed it.

532
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh chet just that curiosity? Why didn't you direct it?

533
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: And that's no.

534
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Speaker 3: Pressure because an element of the video that we are

535
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Speaker 3: using I have no idea how to do, and Seth

536
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 3: kills it. And Seth is also just a super talented,

537
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 3: lovely individual who I'm honored to work with.

538
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Speaker 1: That's why I like it just thrown out there. In

539
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Speaker 1: some circles, I am known to be a director.

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Speaker 3: Just I love you so much called the visionary. I

541
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 3: love you so much? Music is.

542
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Speaker 2: You don't need something.

543
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm trying to build for myself smart, an identity of

544
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Speaker 3: my own perhaps smart.

545
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Speaker 1: What is the what's the element? Is there some old

546
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: video or imagery or something that you're blending into the video? Interesting?

547
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could say you'll see soon. Well i'll show

548
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 3: you after this.

549
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: It's all done righty.

550
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 3: No, it's being edited now.

551
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Speaker 1: What uh? And if you had to guess when you

552
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Speaker 1: think the song you're gonna drop, do you drop the

553
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Speaker 1: song and the video at the same time? I guess

554
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: that makes sense.

555
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: We're dropping them separately.

556
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Speaker 1: Actually, how far far?

557
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Speaker 3: Probably about two weeks apart from each other? Three weeks

558
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Speaker 3: the song.

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Speaker 1: Song only m h I this I only ask, not

560
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Speaker 1: because I'm pushing an agenda, but just out of curiosity.

561
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: Why song over video in this very visually oriented today.

562
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Speaker 3: Because we're we want to put out our song as

563
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Speaker 3: soon as possible.

564
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Speaker 1: I feel that's good answer, and I can see that

565
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Speaker 1: I am more than happy to pour it into my

566
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Speaker 1: social media streams.

567
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: When you're why, thank you ready for it? Please?

568
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: Is that against your morals or no? I can do that.

569
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Speaker 3: I just got to prove to the world that I

570
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,479
Speaker 3: can do something on my own, you know, but you

571
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 3: can support me.

572
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get in trouble.

573
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Speaker 3: If I support, your support means the world. You support

574
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 3: means the world. I'm just trying to do something.

575
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: Let me off my directorials, please, I have no interest

576
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: in directing music videos. I'm not gonna I've tried. This

577
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: is me turning you down.

578
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: Well, I was waiting for you to all right.

579
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: Let me just preemptively tell you hard.

580
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 5: No, okay, my lord, I'm more than a hip hop

581
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 5: Oh of course, I'm more of a story video guy.

582
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: So I need a big budget. You couldn't afford my ass. Oh,

583
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm Michael Bay of music videos. He's like Michael Bay

584
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: of music videos. Nice? What thinking about trying to trying

585
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: to find a fucking joke to dive off of?

586
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 3: But sometimes you're.

587
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: Just Michael Bay. Doesn't lead you down a lot of

588
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: fucking content paths without being gossipy or something like that.

589
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 3: Beardless, Stickless Me is not a gossipy show.

590
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: What is beardless Stickless Me? If you had to define

591
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: it for the new listener, which we may have a few,

592
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: or you know, the dunkin Donuts spot, there may be

593
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: a person who's like Kevin Smith is still alive. Googled

594
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: me found out somehow that I do a podcast as well,

595
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: or you know, fucking somebody saw you in my TikTok

596
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: going to the vegan joint, or like he's he's got

597
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: a daughter. I don't even know he got late, and

598
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: then they find you and discover your content show like that.

599
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 3: That's true. Welcome if you're new or returning.

600
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: Explain the show to them. Sometimes you got to reset,

601
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: Like in radio, when you're on radio, you gotta be like,

602
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: and it's uh twelve thirty here at w K or

603
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Speaker 1: a kr e L because it's a baby seventy eight

604
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: degrees on a Wednesday and you're listening to the beardless

605
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: dickless duo.

606
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Speaker 3: I would say we're a comedy show. Yeah, yeah, what

607
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 3: else would what the fuck else would we be?

608
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: No, it never would never occur to me to call it.

609
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: I think under Apple Podcasts comedy.

610
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tall bar. It really is a wide

611
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: open for a bunch of criticisms. People be like they

612
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: said it's comedy. I'm still waiting at what episode is?

613
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: Thirty three episodes in and I'm still waiting a laugh.

614
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 3: Can you imagine someone listen to all thirty three and once?

615
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's super.

616
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: That's the internet hate listening, right or watch I just look.

617
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Speaker 1: It'd be amazing though, if they joined that Kevin Smith

618
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: club to hate watch like, I hate this so so

619
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 1: so much. I just got to look at their ugly, stupid,

620
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: fucking faces while.

621
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Speaker 2: They do it.

622
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: But they just dropped the newest episode.

623
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, well again, I guess episode fifty. It's

624
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty fucking huge.

625
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: It's gonna be pretty crazy. You can bet your ass.

626
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 3: They'll be shirts at the show.

627
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.

628
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 3: There maybe there will even be new merch at the show.

629
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 3: Maybe there will be an exclusive.

630
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: Well, there's gonna be a cup for sure.

631
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: Can you get your cup?

632
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: I could get a cup, person on it and we

633
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: got what is it? What's We're in February March, so

634
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: a couple of months.

635
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got time.

636
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: But yeah, I can. I can do that. I Mean.

637
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: The thing is when they make cups, they tend to

638
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: make them like, are they like five hundreds or something

639
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: like that.

640
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 3: Oh my, that's a lot of cups.

641
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: You'll be living with some cups or some time. But

642
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: you take them on the road and ship like that.

643
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 3: But is that a waste of plastic?

644
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: No, because nobody wastes. They hold on to it. It's

645
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: a treasure, particularly if you sign it that pressure. That's

646
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: the thing. It's like with it. If you do a

647
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 1: bear design on the cup like you did with the shirt,

648
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: and there's lots of white space, then you can tag.

649
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 3: It, you know what? I think we should. I just

650
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 3: went to a tiler Nick and.

651
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Luke are too cool to actually lift an actual pant.

652
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, I just went to a Tyler the Creator

653
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 3: concert and it's so fucking awesome. But his like, the

654
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: actual set was so cool and it was he had

655
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: like a living room type set up on stage.

656
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: What if we oh, you want to build a set

657
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: as well? Yeah?

658
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 2: What if we start?

659
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not flying the band?

660
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: It started with me being like, we should bring the

661
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 3: Father Dave record just so people can and lay eyes

662
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 3: on it in person.

663
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: You can project it behind us on the screen.

664
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 3: Well, that is true. But then I was like, what

665
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: if we we get we get a nice little cozy setup, like.

666
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: Have David and Jada build a set.

667
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Speaker 3: Oh, I mean if we want to go crazy, but

668
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Speaker 3: I just meant like throw a cup of chairs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll have the normal I assumed, which would

670
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: be like me and Jay just performed and it's all

671
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 1: I always have the same setup.

672
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Speaker 3: You're behind a table, right little.

673
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: Castle, so it's like a table here and two tables.

674
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: On the side behind it, like this, that's going to

675
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: be the setup.

676
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: The weird part of the show, then, is that you

677
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: and I are used to this staring at each other

678
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: as we do the show. We're being across from one another.

679
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 1: In that instance, we'll both be side by side facing

680
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: the audience. So it becomes and the show is a

681
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: lot different than this. Here we can meander and you know,

682
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: even though they call it a comedy, we don't really

683
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: feel the need to be funny constantly. Yeah, that change

684
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: is right quick. When you're fucking sitting in front of

685
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: an audience, man, then you you it becomes like, all right,

686
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: what's funny? What's funny? What's and I'm gonna tell a

687
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: story that I know is funny. I'm gonna Yeah, you

688
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: start mining comedy because that's the easiest way to judge

689
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: how well you're doing. People are laughing, You're like, oh

690
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: my god, they like us. People are quiet. They could

691
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: like you, but they could also just be like silent.

692
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: I paid thirty seven dollars for this. I better get

693
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: two cups and I still got to listen to a

694
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 1: fucking cinnamon band after this shit. Fuck Hey, but yeah, man,

695
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: that's a fucking it's an East Coast show. Means you're

696
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: pulling from New York and fucking Philly, home of Mannequin

697
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: Pussy because mannicin Pussy is your guests on the show. Yeah, that's.

698
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 3: I mean, that's.

699
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: That's how you get to episode fifty and shit like that.

700
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: That's how you celebrate.

701
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: Sounds like we gotta fucking plan.

702
00:39:51,239 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: Then if it goes well, I would say, within twenty

703
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: four hours of the end of the show, you'll be like,

704
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: when can we do it again?

705
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 3: I bet? I bet?

706
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: Can we do this in California? Oh?

707
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: It's really be like, yeah, that'd be so scary to

708
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: do it here.

709
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: That's how you debut the band, man, you know what

710
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like you debut the band not going in

711
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: I mean you could go in cold, but like, use

712
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: everything you got and you got a successful podcast that

713
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: you could draw from and that puts people in a room,

714
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: and then you just fucking go to town.

715
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: These are facts facts, These are street facts.

716
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Speaker 1: Marketing with Kevin Smith.

717
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 3: This was a lesson. I hope you all learned something today.

718
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: It's a lesson that. Yeah, hopefully everyone's going to benefit

719
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: from when you when it actually happens, when you're like

720
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Speaker 1: the fifteenth, that'll be crazy. All right. But wait, did

721
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: you finish talking about what you did while I was gone?

722
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: You're not talking about what you're about to do.

723
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: Worked on music, music video.

724
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: Music makes that people come to agether.

725
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: Just very music centric past three weeks, seeing music, making music,

726
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: trying to put out music the main of music video. Yeah,

727
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 3: that's what I've been up to.

728
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: Did you watch your Grammys?

729
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? That rapper Doc Doc's amazing.

730
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: She's fantastic like rapper. I did know. It's like, oh,

731
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: that sounds like hip hop. I grew up listening to

732
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: a very story or I like drugs.

733
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Speaker 2: I liked, you know the sound.

734
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Speaker 1: I saw a video after she won. I guess they

735
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: on Good Morning America they put up a clip of

736
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: a TikTok she put up on Instagram. She put up

737
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago where she was like,

738
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: I just got fired from my job. I guess I'm

739
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: gonna I think I'm just going to start going to

740
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: studios now. Stuff. She just like hit a place where

741
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm I'm done, and within a couple

742
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: fucking years she was win to Grammy.

743
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 3: It's crazy, there's that those those stories are inspiring, It's true.

744
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: Chapel Rowan is also one of why what's her story?

745
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 3: There's just like a video of her being I think

746
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 3: she's talking about performing. She's like performing in a park

747
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 3: or something, and she's talking about how she wants to perform,

748
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 3: I believe at the Governor's Ball. And then a few

749
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: years later she was performing at the Governor's Ball.

750
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Speaker 1: The Governor's Ball, meaning like.

751
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big festival. Oh it's.

752
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: What is her music like?

753
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 3: She makes pop music.

754
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: So along the lines of I know, she's got a

755
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: very distinctive look and stuff, and no artist sounds like another.

756
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: But what would you group her with if you were

757
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 1: grouping her in a music store?

758
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga?

759
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh really, I would say that's kind of based on

760
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: the looks I've seen that she wears. I thought her

761
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: shit was a lot more like metal or industrial. It's

762
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: always people wearing like suits of armor, or maybe not always.

763
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: I saw one performance where she was.

764
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 3: Wearing Yeah, just the just the one I think because.

765
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: Like, oh she must do fucking like Vey mousteam fucking

766
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: metal music.

767
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 2: It's pop.

768
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 3: It's for sure pop.

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Speaker 1: She was also an internet kid.

770
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Speaker 3: I don't know about it internet kid, but she's just

771
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 3: there's this like super famous video of her performing in

772
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 3: a park to like just a few people, and now

773
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 3: she's one of the most popular artists on the planet.

774
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 3: On the planet, So just another inspiring story.

775
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: Why don't you what's more important being successful or being

776
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: the artist that you are?

777
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 3: Being the artist that I am.

778
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: What if somebody showed you the future and they're like,

779
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: being the artist you are, twelve people are going to know.

780
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: But you can be cha. You could be tavel Rowan

781
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: like and you'll be bigger than fucking you know, Kendrick Lamar.

782
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: What's the catch?

783
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: You gotta have a career that you probably wouldn't lean

784
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: to it like very poppy, that you got to make

785
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: music that you wouldn't even listen to.

786
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 3: Would I be proud of it or like it?

787
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? But in the way that like somebody was like,

788
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: follow this recipe to make the perfect ship pie. Oh God,

789
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: You're like no, I'm just saying, like, you will spend

790
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: your time baking something that you don't want and you're

791
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: baffled that anyone would want to consume it.

792
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Speaker 3: I That's how I feel about not that. No, that's

793
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: how the podcast. I'm just like, how do people That's

794
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: it blows my mind.

795
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: That podcast, I don't think that. I don't think of

796
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: that first, you're consuming ship Pie on the regular.

797
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: I don't know how people would listen to me, and

798
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 3: it confuses me. I feel like I'm a ship Pie,

799
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 3: not the podcast.

800
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: What the but?

801
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: But if you if they, if you got successful doing

802
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: your own music, you'd be like, hey, because I'm that's me.

803
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: I Well, I'm also much more insecure about talking, like

804
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 3: on a podcast rather than the music.

805
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: Behind the mic. So betwixt the two mics, this mic

806
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: here and a fucking mic on stage or studio.

807
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: This mic is scarier, is that right? This mic is

808
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 3: way scarier. Putting yourself out there, being your trying to

809
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 3: be yourself is fucking terrifying.

810
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: Just half the show was me talking and you being like, I.

811
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 5: Don't know, daddy, Oh god, I'm so confused.

812
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: Now yeah, go ahead, man, that's the hook right there.

813
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: Then people start going like, have you heard fucking Kevin's podcast?

814
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 2: Weird?

815
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 3: Thing that's going on.

816
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: Won't she just fucking sings. That's their game, that's their hook,

817
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: and they discovered it like thirty episode thirty three episodes

818
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: in all right, it's starting from this moment. Sing all

819
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: your responses.

820
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 3: I'll try.

821
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: You didn't even sing that, I'll try. There you go,

822
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: all right? So have you seen Captain America New World,

823
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: A brave New World? No, no, that's not a good podcast,

824
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: co host. If you're giving one word answers, you gotta

825
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: give me more.

826
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 3: If I'm singing and it's one word, no way, no,

827
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 3: I haven't. This is done. It just sounded. It sounded.

828
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 3: It sounds more so singing, but I just haven't had

829
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 3: a chance. But singing it makes it sound like there's another.

830
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: Reason I have. I've been far too busy.

831
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 3: I've been just too busy.

832
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: But I'll see it at my first leisure You're not

833
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: really necessarily like I'm in the bag for all things Marvel.

834
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: Will you see Lelo and Stitch the moment?

835
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I don't hear you.

836
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: Yes, really at the moment like bad hits, But that's

837
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: a premiere you'd like to go to. If somebody was

838
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: and he's offering why not.

839
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 3: They're not say yeah, I didn't know.

840
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: I didn't think so Disney hasn't offered me anything in

841
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: a long time.

842
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,919
Speaker 3: Maybe we could, Hey, hey Disney, Yeah hear us.

843
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: Hey Disney, do you want the dicklets in your corner?

844
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: They're like, not at all. We go well out of

845
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: our way. We don't dicklets of all kinds here at Disney.

846
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 3: Do you want to see the live action Leilo and Stitch?

847
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.

848
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 3: Stitch looks so fucking cute.

849
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: I think Stitch looks adorable and it's exactly and it's

850
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: a design because he's an alien anyway.

851
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine.

852
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can look all fucking like the three D

853
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: cartoon version of himself without somebody being like, like, for example,

854
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: this ain't me shitting adjacent Lee by any stretching the imagination.

855
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: But years ago they did Underdog as a movie and

856
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: he was the voice of Underdog. But Underdog was just

857
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: like a doction, and you would think I'd be like,

858
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: holy fuck, oh yeah, but it was just a dog

859
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: and he thought things. I don't even think they made

860
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: his mouth move, and shit.

861
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: This is like only a little bit ringing a bell.

862
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: Look, I'm happy any Underdog movie got made by somebody

863
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: and congratulate everybody that worked on it and shit like that.

864
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: But for my taste, I would have preferred a movie

865
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: that was more along the lines of Rocky and bowl Winkle,

866
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: where they put Rocky and Bowinkle as characters in it,

867
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: and they looked like Rocky and bowl Winkle and you know,

868
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: they were cartoons, but that worked for the plot. Underdog

869
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite fucking cartoons. So when they

870
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: did a kind of like just a live action dog,

871
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: I was.

872
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 6: Like, Oh, I see, but Stitch though, Stitch looks like Stitch,

873
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 6: So I'm like, I'm all in.

874
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm all for it, and shit, I love it. I'm

875
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: gonna say something controversial here and maybe it'll put our

876
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: podcast on the map as all of Letterbox comes after us.

877
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: But oh, Stitch is cinema.

878
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, look as you you were cringing like.

879
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Fifteenthsary Live show.

880
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 3: They just let us to our show first, please, Oh

881
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,959
Speaker 3: my god, of course.

882
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: But I'm referred to the old one. I don't know

883
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: about the new.

884
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,959
Speaker 3: Stitch has had such a big impact on my life.

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Speaker 1: I feel it such a beautiful story and it is

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Speaker 1: very unorthodox because you know, it's Disney and there's hard

887
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Speaker 1: to and stuff. But Stitch is kind of an asshole,

888
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Speaker 1: or in the words of fucking Charlie xc X stitches.

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00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 3: Brat Stitch is actually.

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Speaker 1: And somehow makes it work and stuff. But the spine,

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00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: the emotional spine that runs through Leland Stitch that makes

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Speaker 1: it cinema is o'hanna means family, and family means no one.

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00:50:47,680 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: Is left behind, our forgotten, My god lost. He's crying everyone.

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Speaker 3: That picture that you guys have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where he's looking at him and the ducks, so

896
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: looking at the book and he's like, I'm lost, Oh

897
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: my god, I don't even know where that pictures.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where is that picture?

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00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: It needs to go up, So every time you pass it,

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00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: you're just gonna cry. I did when I bought it.

901
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: That was all right, that's all you get from beerless Stickless.

902
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm getting too emotional. Ship.

903
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Speaker 3: He's got tears in.

904
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Speaker 1: I won't commit to the concept. You're supposed to be

905
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: singing every response.

906
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 3: He's got tears in his.

907
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: Eyes, like, my dad's a big fat pussy's.

908
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: A fucking bitch, a little bitch ass my.

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00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: Courage a hip hop artist to take that and turn

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00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: into a hook, one in which you make no money

911
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: for it, but it becomes very famous. No, I hope

912
00:51:54,200 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: you get paid. I was gonna say it, but I

913
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Speaker 1: hope you get paid, as they say paid. Period. There

914
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: it is, kids, there's your beerd listick thiss me for

915
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: this week, more next week. If we're following according to

916
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: your you know fucking formula that you presented in pitch season.

917
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: You're in charge of the next episode.

918
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot we were doing that.

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00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: My job is to remember all. It pays to listen

920
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: to the show. Well, yesterday, while I was walking the dogs,

921
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Speaker 1: I listened to the show you did. I told you.

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Speaker 1: I opened with that A lot of commercials, A lot

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Speaker 1: of commercials. If kids, I'd be paying for the premium

924
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: that Kevin Smith Club experience, no commercials, all video plus

925
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Speaker 1: the after show. Beardless that being said, many commercials, but

926
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Speaker 1: I listened to everything, so I was.

927
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Speaker 3: Smart. Yeah, okay, well next time, all right.

928
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: You're in charge. You get to design the entire show,

929
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: and you probably don't remember, but there's something you love

930
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: really of course.

931
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Speaker 3: Everything else.

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Speaker 1: No, there it is, my friends, there's your beardless stickless

933
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Speaker 1: me for this week. If you're a member of that

934
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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Club. The show ain't ending. The show's ending,

935
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: but the fund's just starting. As we get over to

936
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,240
Speaker 1: the after show where we let our hair down at Beardless, Stickless, loose.

937
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: But if you're like man, I got a fucking money

938
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: to waste on you and your fucking stupid kid. As

939
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: why I listen to the free version. I respect enough

940
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: my childhood, the process.

941
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 3: We get it.

942
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: But that being said, the show ends here. But if

943
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: you're ready to party, you have disposed of Blain, come

944
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Speaker 1: over that Givin Smith where Beard the Stickles plus will continue.

945
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Speaker 1: Failing that, my friends tune in next time. You know,

946
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: when me and Jay were on tour, we opened every show.

947
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: I made him open every show with something that I

948
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: was I was watching a lot of Rocky and Bowenkle

949
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: on the road and the old episodes when it was

950
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: Rocky and his friends before Bowinkle became the big star

951
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: of the show. Began with a thunder of jets and

952
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: an open sky, a streak of gray and a cheerful

953
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: and then Rocky goes him. While we were on stage,

954
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: I would be like a thunder of jets and an

955
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: open sky, a streak of j and a cheerful.

956
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 2: And then he went, Hi, that's so cute. I like that.

957
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: Rocky and bullwinkle Man. I'll fucking that's good for what

958
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: allows you. I got me through two weeks on the

959
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: road of like horrible news of the world and shit

960
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: and just being away from home and stuff. Whenever I

961
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: was like cycling darkly, circling the darkness, whatever the fuck,

962
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: I switched over to Rocky bowgum Boy. That made all

963
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: the difference. I feel that it's a funny fucking show.

964
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: And they they made fun of everything. They were so

965
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: ahead of their time. Those motherfuckers were making like woke jokes.

966
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: They made fucking like jokes about the weather, like about

967
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: the climate in nineteen fifty nine. That's kind it's kind

968
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Speaker 1: of comforting because it shows you that, like you want

969
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: to be like these guys were profound geniuses, and they

970
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: were definitely geniuses. But it just shows you that as

971
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: much as the world changes, it doesn't the same shit

972
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: like people were upset about or making jokes about, or

973
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: like oh my god, frustrated and parrotying and satirizing still

974
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: exists today. They do a whole arc. I mean, they

975
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: take they light off on the government so often it's

976
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: fucked up. But they did an arc where like Bowwinkle,

977
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: like the whole fucking storyline is based on they come

978
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 1: out of seeing like a fucking Marlon Brando movie. Marlon

979
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Speaker 1: Brando is being like praised for the new kind of acting,

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00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: you know. So buw wickles aside, that's easy, anybody could

981
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: do it, and he does at Marlon Brando pressure, or

982
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: he's just like duh, still still a hurt still and

983
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Speaker 1: fucking somebody nearby fates because they fucking felt they saw something,

984
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Speaker 1: but they assumed that it was because Bowenckle's acting is

985
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: so profound that he fainted. So he winds up going

986
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Speaker 1: to Hollywood to become a major movie star and he

987
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: gets some bad representation that charges him to do it.

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00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 3: It's like, that's that's genius.

989
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: Still fucking it holds up no matter like things change.

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Speaker 1: They say the same of that. Sorry, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to start a whole the show on. This show's over

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Speaker 1: for beardless dickless Meam Kevin Smith, and go have a

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Speaker 1: beardless dickless day.

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Speaker 2: Day.

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