[franklin]: so
[franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: to uncle the first podcast take place a la from a king size bed and
[franklin]: beautiful and is m too i'm your main host franklin and is always
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: uncle howard
[howard]: well we're in beautiful he knew him to
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: this is teen uncle howard whatever who cares
[franklin]: teen uncle howard
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: come on
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i guess
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: so
[franklin]: boy
[howard]: what
[franklin]: you let me guess you just want to sit around and watch family guy all
[franklin]: day
[howard]: i just want to watch family guy i just want to drink my my serge
[franklin]: m yeah yeah i don't know if you want to be drinking that surge
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: a lot of sugar in that
[howard]: yeah it's sugar is good for me
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know why because if i square is like you don't like it it must
[howard]: be good
[franklin]: no we're trying to watch for
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: your health you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: can't be sucking down that soda you need to actually be having water actually
[howard]: in
[franklin]: need to have eight glasses of water day the uncle howard
[howard]: yeah i drink water why because i'm a i'm nothing but a dirty old old
[howard]: man it
[franklin]: no because our bodies are ninety per cent water
[howard]: yours is mine
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: is ninety per cent swag and a hundred percent vibes
[franklin]: ah those aren't things you could scientifically calculate
[howard]: yeah well science is for nerves
[franklin]: really really
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sciences berners
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: was bill gates in erd
[howard]: yeah no
[franklin]: yeah that that's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: what i thought how about steve jobs that i phone you're always on he's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: always on he's
[howard]: well because turtle
[franklin]: created
[howard]: necks
[franklin]: it
[howard]: turtle necks are on flak
[franklin]: yeah but you know what's also pretty on flake
[howard]: what's
[franklin]: getting a degree
[howard]: you're right and not downloading a car
[franklin]: that's right yeah
[howard]: m franklin
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: i was thinking today brother about celebrity scandals there's more than ever today but i
[howard]: was thinking about when exhibit was on cribs
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: sorry i just said that
[howard]: it was a sick joke when
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: exhibit was on crabs
[franklin]: what was exhibits cribs episode
[howard]: it was so his house it looked like he had just moved into it because
[howard]: there was like hardly
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: anything in there was
[franklin]: which
[howard]: like no furniture
[franklin]: my
[howard]: there
[franklin]: house
[howard]: was
[franklin]: for nine years baby when could i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tell you you know not
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: a tax shelter
[howard]: there was like you know like one table per room
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and then he went up and he was like here's my kid and this kid
[howard]: i was just playing a video game was like what to say what's up with
[howard]: the camera and the kids just like and then he goes like back
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: to paying the video game like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the most disengaged child you've ever seen in your life and
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: exhibits like oh isn't he a cool kid it's like no
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: he
[franklin]: wild
[howard]: doesn't like you
[franklin]: it's like twisted metal too
[howard]: yeah it's
[franklin]: trying
[howard]: something
[franklin]: to play
[howard]: like
[franklin]: as
[howard]: that
[franklin]: the guy with the tiers or as a clown ice cream
[howard]: yeah yeah it was the axle as the
[franklin]: as i can't remember a single name
[howard]: voiced by mike mitchell in the upcoming show
[franklin]: some o joe's on it to check it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: out on peacock
[howard]: yeah all
[franklin]: so
[howard]: the talent
[franklin]: exhibit had a weird cribs episode i think the most humbling one that i remember
[franklin]: was shenwilliam scott as he was still poor and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he like showed a bunch of his v h s collection and like
[howard]: but
[franklin]: he had
[howard]: he
[franklin]: an
[howard]: was
[franklin]: apartment
[howard]: proud of it yeah
[franklin]: yeah he's like these are all my movies like i take great pride in this
[franklin]: and it's just like catty shack and
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: actually wait hold
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: on a
[howard]: a
[franklin]: second
[howard]: good man right there brother
[franklin]: hold on
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now i just remembered something i remember a while a while ago in
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fact years i called i called buckman like what are you doing is this you
[franklin]: and he was like no and i was freaking out i got a phone call
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: was somebody's like
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: congratulations you won the bid on the signed catty shack poster and it was like
[franklin]: a san diego place and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm like he's like this is franklin right and i'm trying to figure out if
[franklin]: i want a contest or
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: what have you but i want to bid mean i putting i'm offering money
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and
[howard]: big money
[franklin]: yeah i didn't sign up for a catty shack bid but somebody put my name
[franklin]: and number on it
[howard]: i wonder who could have done that
[franklin]: you wonder who could have done that
[howard]: it must have been a dirty dog
[franklin]: somebody in san diego who spent some time there
[howard]: yeah ray mysteria junior
[franklin]: you saying domine okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: meant like the junior
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: raymysterio junior
[howard]: yeah raymosterio junior junior
[franklin]: tom it that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's a house music like d j name
[howard]: man
[franklin]: right
[howard]: it sucks that his ants dominic and not like you know room mysteria ter sarah
[howard]: or something right
[franklin]: it because
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he could even be a bigger disappointment then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: because
[franklin]: a lace didn't
[howard]: the
[franklin]: have his dad's
[howard]: best ray
[franklin]: name
[howard]: mysteria is raymysterio senior
[franklin]: it's like le bron regrets like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: naming his son like the same name
[howard]: baroni
[franklin]: it's like yeah he's like now he's got high hopes like michael
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: jordan did this and he
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like like i funked with that kid and like
[howard]: he should have named him something like he shouldn't ave been giving the same last
[howard]: name he should have named like
[franklin]: m m
[howard]: dug stephenson
[franklin]: dog stupid said
[howard]: m
[franklin]: right yeah give him
[howard]: but
[franklin]: a
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: name
[howard]: no way
[franklin]: that nobody
[howard]: your
[franklin]: would
[howard]: dad's
[franklin]: think
[howard]: leberonjames
[franklin]: give him a name that nobody would
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: think he'd be possibly good at basketball
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: my
[howard]: oh yeah what's the worst name at basketball you can have
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: like
[franklin]: what i mean chance
[howard]: nesta mendoza
[franklin]: shan sees a pretty
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like and that's that's m big
[howard]: chance
[franklin]: shot
[howard]: bill ups is a pretty bad name
[franklin]: well bill es is a pretty good
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: last name so
[howard]: i guess
[franklin]: like i don't
[howard]: it is
[franklin]: but chance like
[howard]: yet
[franklin]: it
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: sounds like when a dog funny annoying friends
[howard]: yeah all
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: of his friends were annoying dude
[franklin]: they all sucked
[howard]: yeah like i was
[franklin]: m
[howard]: inured
[franklin]: he
[howard]: i
[franklin]: wasn't
[howard]: never
[franklin]: ere
[howard]: i never liked that show man
[franklin]: was that a little pastor nicolodian
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: generation
[howard]: no i was like right around there but i didn't watch no dog dude i
[howard]: was like this kid he's just
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know he's crying like a baby he's
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: getting bullied
[franklin]: m
[howard]: his white there's
[franklin]: there's
[howard]: so much about him i didn't like
[franklin]: dog is the only universe
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: were like you know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: how races people say oh i don't care if you're purple well
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like in the dog universe there's like green there
[howard]: h
[franklin]: was like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: purple
[howard]: m
[franklin]: there was blue like like
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: maybe
[howard]: right
[franklin]: that's yeah said like maybe like when
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like rays like i don't care if you're blue like
[howard]: blue purple
[franklin]: m
[howard]: green i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: don't care if your skeeter patty
[franklin]: roger clots
[franklin]: that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: was you
[howard]: i do
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i do
[franklin]: just
[howard]: hate them if you could go to any nick tune as yourself
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: and just just run rampant on all of them who would it be
[franklin]: run
[howard]: you can just
[franklin]: rampant
[howard]: like
[franklin]: like what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: am i gonna what am
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i going to do like
[howard]: like
[franklin]: bully
[howard]: child
[franklin]: tommy pickle's dad
[howard]: remember when they showed flanders as a kid and he was just running
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: around bullying
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: everybody
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah that's like how you would be like you could
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: do that to rocco's modern life for our real monsters
[franklin]: don't know man
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i'm not going to be on david the nome that i know that's not nick
[franklin]: tune that's nick junior
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tunes
[howard]: but he's dark sited
[franklin]: a tart excited i don't funk
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: with that as dragons that's what i was like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: i guess people like david the nome house
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: of dragon whatever
[howard]: yeah they're the same
[franklin]: that's the same
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: thing
[howard]: man i would love to see david the nomes show up in fucking house with
[howard]: the dragon they're all like oh i'm all like perverted and murderous and it's just
[howard]: like i write a fox s up
[franklin]: tom bosley
[howard]: yeah
[howard]: man david the nome that's a real one right
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: there
[franklin]: a real one to remember that one
[howard]: yeah if you remember this guy your childhood
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: was awesome
[franklin]: yeah yeah
[howard]: no that's not true not about david the nome
[franklin]: that about david the no no
[howard]: ma
[franklin]: no
[howard]: the b
[franklin]: i don't remember that i don't
[howard]: she was a b
[franklin]: i remember
[howard]: pin wheel
[franklin]: welcome freshman
[howard]: yeah welcome
[franklin]: yeah it was like alternative
[howard]: yeah that was like pretty yeah it was like about emotions and stuff right
[franklin]: there's like a spray paint intro
[howard]: that's cool
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: hey we shouldn't talk too much about nicolo and i think
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they're still after you man
[franklin]: that's true
[howard]: at
[franklin]: the big
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: help man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man i wasn't helped i wasn't helping now what i was doing
[franklin]: that's all i was doing
[howard]: that's right you were sucking on chilly dogs while all those nerves were out there
[howard]: helping dig community gardens
[franklin]: jack allison actually did the big health
[howard]: of course he did
[franklin]: you
[howard]: man
[franklin]: legitimately did the big
[howard]: okay here's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: my if we could do a longitudinal study of all the people who actually did
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: the big help and saw where they are nowadays how many of
[franklin]: m
[howard]: them are cool
[franklin]: i mean there's
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: always a fluke so like maybe three per cent
[howard]: yeah maybe three per cent
[franklin]: maybe three percent actually the big help you had to pledge hours it was like
[franklin]: a telephone where you're pledging hypothetical hours you're going to help and like help somebody
[howard]: well
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know hey
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: fucked with the numbers a little bit and i think bill clinton
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: gave them a blur like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: these kids are something special
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: they're helping out everybody
[howard]: well that was a pretty good clinton man
[franklin]: that's right ther i've watched up
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: all night i know what's that m
[howard]: that's my president
[franklin]: that's a
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: let you put him on a t
[howard]: h
[franklin]: shirt
[howard]: oh dude if you could have seen that guy on a t shirt i would
[howard]: buy three of them one for me one for my mom one for the pope
[franklin]: can we get the pope in a bret michael's t shirt
[howard]: yeah do you think do you think that any pope has ever known who brett
[howard]: michal's is
[franklin]: who's the one that had red bottoms
[howard]: oh i don't
[franklin]: that
[howard]: know
[franklin]: benedict
[howard]: oh yeah that dirty old benedict
[franklin]: i remember there
[howard]: i
[franklin]: was like conspiracies like oh and you know he's like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's going to be the end of the world because this pope his name's benedict
[franklin]: and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he
[howard]: benedict
[franklin]: likes luxury
[howard]: arnold yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah his real name was rat singer is a pretty bad name to have
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah yah
[howard]: hello i am pope rating or benedict
[franklin]: m h m
[howard]: god i would love to tell a pope to go outside yeah
[franklin]: that'd be great
[howard]: yeah would
[franklin]: man
[howard]: yeah get out get out of your little bullet proof truck
[franklin]: even
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: they are old like to egg
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: them
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to have that egg on there for a while
[howard]: oh yeah man i wonder how much sir you get if you egg the pope
[franklin]: oh roby a lot
[howard]: do you think so if the pope comes to america and you throw an egg
[howard]: at his little bullet proof truck do you get in more trouble because it was
[howard]: the pope than you would if you threw it at just like you know
[franklin]: your
[howard]: johnny
[franklin]: neighbor
[howard]: football
[franklin]: right yeah
[howard]: my name
[franklin]: when you
[howard]: johnny
[franklin]: meet the
[howard]: football
[franklin]: pope it's customary
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to say
[franklin]: that's what you say but i think you'd get in more trouble i
[howard]: m
[franklin]: mean it's high
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: profile dude like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: you
[franklin]: like
[howard]: can't just be a jerk to the pope
[franklin]: you
[howard]: man
[franklin]: can't you can't you think any pope has
[howard]: m
[franklin]: ever known of the rock
[howard]: yeah i bet all of them do the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: current pope is pretty cool right like doesn't
[franklin]: is
[howard]: he
[franklin]: he
[howard]: like
[franklin]: cool
[howard]: say like
[franklin]: like he likes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah he's like
[howard]: e's
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: like
[franklin]: like capitalism
[howard]: gay
[franklin]: is
[howard]: people
[franklin]: bad
[howard]: all right yeah what more could you want for somebody
[franklin]: no but i like i remember it was like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the interviewed trump and he's like the new pope he thinks capitalism is one of
[franklin]: the root of all evils
[howard]: the
[franklin]: and then
[howard]: new
[franklin]: trumps
[howard]: pope
[franklin]: like
[howard]: means absolutely terrible
[franklin]: he's like he's like what do you say
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to that and true like isis
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is going to
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: get you
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: no hyperbole that was just that was just i'll say i this
[howard]: yah
[franklin]: is going to get you like god damn dude you just look it up and
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: notch
[howard]: a
[franklin]: yet
[howard]: that's a cool response actually
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i'm going to say
[franklin]: guns
[howard]: that to my haters from now on
[franklin]: go on struggle session if they talk about capitalism and like
[howard]: hey
[franklin]: the should
[howard]: you
[franklin]: get
[howard]: think
[franklin]: rid of
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: it
[howard]: true lunch or isis
[franklin]: jack allison is
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: now that's a new drop
[howard]: h
[franklin]: oh my god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'll see
[howard]: we got to get the go get that brother that's a cool one
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that is a cool that's it a fucking nine second one bro m oh
[howard]: oh man
[franklin]: so
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: i wanted
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to go into black adam man
[howard]: the
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: hierarchy of the d c
[franklin]: oh oh that's right well
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you got to obey the box office because i was talking to some people
[howard]: m oh
[franklin]: and i need
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this movie to fail i need
[howard]: do you
[franklin]: this movie to fail because
[howard]: i got
[franklin]: i
[howard]: bad
[franklin]: need
[howard]: news
[franklin]: what's the bad news
[howard]: it's gonna is gonna be a smash hit
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah sorry
[howard]: that you find that comical do you
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: worried that you might be right
[howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials
[franklin]: or was that
[howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials
[franklin]: i
[howard]: who is not going to see it you see those commercials
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and he said that looks exciting there's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: there's a part where he says i don't i'm not p full i mean that's
[howard]: exciting
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: a part were says oh that was sarcasm and it's like the opposite of drags
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: kind of so
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: like yeah
[franklin]: like not
[howard]: so
[franklin]: funny
[howard]: yeah so because there's no way they were like oh you said you wouldn't kill
[howard]: the hostages that was sarcasm
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: in what way would that be sarcastic and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he was like oh yeah i really won't kill the the hostages
[franklin]: teen age black adam
[howard]: yeah ten adam
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so yeah i think it's going to be a big hit though man i mean
[howard]: who doesn't love to see the rock pierce brosnan some other
[franklin]: m
[howard]: guys
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: the
[franklin]: oh yeah
[howard]: was that black adam
[franklin]: i think so
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: um i needed to fail i think
[howard]: you got money writing on it
[franklin]: i don't have money writing on it because
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: at the end of the day it's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's you know it's the rock it's a movie
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: there hasn't been a comic
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: book movie out in a
[howard]: m
[franklin]: while so to say
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: m
[franklin]: thor
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i guess like there hasn't been that big one right rock
[howard]: right
[franklin]: is the box office star all
[howard]: h
[franklin]: that
[howard]: m yeah
[franklin]: man
[howard]: biggest box office star of all time m
[franklin]: anyways i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i just think the melt down
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that will ensue it's gonna be fucking great if it flops because
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: bay watch
[howard]: he's gonna yeah
[franklin]: he can blame others for bay watch he can like talk about domestic and international
[franklin]: numbers ram page and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sky scraper
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this fails that's on him that is on him like he needs to like he's
[franklin]: put a lot into this movie and you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can tell because all the jokes are about like how cool he is like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he just stopped he just stopped the missile of his hand like
[howard]: you that so
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: bad ass yeah
[franklin]: like so all the humor derives from him how
[howard]: how
[franklin]: great
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: he is
[howard]: everyone thinks he is yeah
[franklin]: and how straight he is like it's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: all that so
[howard]: yeah oh
[franklin]: i don't know who are you saying in this movie
[howard]: well pierce brosnan s in it
[franklin]: else
[howard]: some other guys
[franklin]: m
[howard]: are they they might be in hollywood nowadays it's hard to say
[franklin]: it's hard to say
[howard]: yeah i can tell you who some of the other characters are because i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: know them from the comic books but
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i
[franklin]: read
[howard]: don't know
[franklin]: this
[howard]: who plays
[franklin]: you legit
[howard]: them
[franklin]: read this
[howard]: well
[franklin]: comic
[howard]: i
[franklin]: like you
[howard]: know i've read i
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: don't even know i'm not really that familiar with
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: with
[franklin]: know
[howard]: with it but i know hawk man is in it who is a guy who
[howard]: is like a big hawk
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: man
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: um
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and then there's a guy named adam smasher who turns humungus
[franklin]: okay all right
[howard]: so he's like you know he's the same as a man but
[franklin]: gotcha
[howard]: not funny
[franklin]: but like
[howard]: or
[franklin]: right
[howard]: a
[franklin]: up
[howard]: yeah i'm sure he's not
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: funny not
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: as funny as paul rode
[franklin]: no
[howard]: um and then
[franklin]: t
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: i michael peno were great in that too
[howard]: yeah man those are my two favorite guys t
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i for being a frequently in trouble in michael pen for being a scientologist
[franklin]: and beat and chips
[howard]: yeah god great movie chips check it out
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: jack shepard
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: michael
[howard]: yeah probably jack
[franklin]: michael
[howard]: shepard's
[franklin]: pens you decide everybody
[howard]: it's one of the two
[franklin]: it's one of the two it's one of the two so are you going to
[franklin]: see it your going to see
[howard]: um
[franklin]: black adam
[howard]: you know i might
[franklin]: s a
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: know
[franklin]: a no
[howard]: i don't yeah
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: as probably
[franklin]: no
[howard]: i know i don't
[franklin]: not
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: hesitation
[howard]: see a lot of i don't see a lot of movies in the theatre these
[howard]: days as it is but
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you know what i'll say is a lot of times when i'm more interested in
[howard]: something like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and i think like oh maybe i'd say that it usually is a big hit
[howard]: um and i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i will say maybe i would say black adam whereas if it's just like no
[howard]: i'm not going to see that it's usually i'll flop like there's no way
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i'm going no
[franklin]: are
[howard]: say
[franklin]: the
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: ultimate dictation of like fucking whether
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a movie flops
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: or succeeds are you fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: joke do you understand the ego
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you are saying this with
[howard]: yeah no well let's check it out did i see avatar in the theaters yes
[howard]: was that like the biggest hit ever
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: m am i going to see avatar to in the theaters not a chance that's
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: up
[franklin]: did you see
[howard]: did
[franklin]: internals
[howard]: i say
[franklin]: and theaters
[howard]: no flop did i see
[franklin]: you
[howard]: avengers
[franklin]: go
[howard]: in the theater big
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: hit
[franklin]: that's that's this is a i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tell you've seen some bad movies and theaters man
[howard]: no only
[franklin]: m
[howard]: hits man jupiter
[franklin]: the
[howard]: ascending
[franklin]: it
[howard]: that made all the money in the
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: world
[franklin]: a flop yeah m
[howard]: one for the money with katherine hegel big hit
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: night and day gigantic
[franklin]: that's a good movie
[howard]: a great
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: o
[franklin]: confusing
[howard]: yeah it is because at first you're like is this
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: guy bad was he good
[franklin]: all right a lot of people get
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: killed
[howard]: yeah a lot of people get killed carmandswas in there which is always
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: you know takes my attention off of things a little
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: bit
[franklin]: she's coming back
[howard]: oh is she
[franklin]: coming back to her
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: first move in years
[howard]: what's she going to do
[franklin]: i don't know
[howard]: my m yeah
[franklin]: she is not
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: going to
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: do that but
[howard]: that's what i'll say to er brother
[franklin]: o you
[howard]: i'm going
[franklin]: up
[howard]: to say what she's going to do
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: we're
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: going to look this up
[franklin]: look it up look it up what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is she going to do here because
[howard]: well she's still married a benjy man did you know her child is named radix
[franklin]: a fucking course
[howard]: radicsbusblack
[franklin]: of course child
[howard]: adam better look out for radics
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: one of the pod van dam guys one of them was making a i don't
[franklin]: know they weren't even making a joke mark man and the w commentator said some
[franklin]: stuff
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and like so because an good charlotte like he's been s brother right and like
[franklin]: they were serious
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: boy man
[franklin]: god
[howard]: those guys are bird brands
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: she's going to be in a net flix movie which is always you know that's
[howard]: where where
[franklin]: yeah that's
[howard]: stars
[franklin]: that's where
[howard]: happen
[franklin]: pilmthat's that's the new home of cinema fine
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: art
[howard]: she is going to be in a it's called back in action so that's exciting
[howard]: already
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: action we love that
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and she's going to be stirring opposite jamie fox
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: a real talent so you know i'll see that
[franklin]: you remember
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: when people
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like netflix movies
[howard]: it's been a while since netflex has made a movie that i wanted to see
[howard]: what
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: was what was the last one you saw franklin
[franklin]: the last likenetflix i did see red notice
[howard]: yeah same that was pretty good
[franklin]: was not good
[howard]: it was fine
[franklin]: i don't think i've seen much else i mean
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i had stranger things
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on in the background and that's fine like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i know r j got
[howard]: they
[franklin]: mad
[howard]: say
[franklin]: because they use a movie song
[howard]: oh oh yeah that is
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: annoying
[franklin]: and movies birthday is on nine eleven
[howard]: oh that's disrespectful
[franklin]: and he made it all about himself
[howard]: m
[franklin]: he's like did
[howard]: i
[franklin]: you know he's like talking m t
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: v's like did you know it was my birthday i
[howard]: can
[franklin]: went
[howard]: you
[franklin]: outside and i go oh no oh god this is terrible he
[howard]: can
[franklin]: did
[howard]: you
[franklin]: something
[howard]: see my
[franklin]: like that we like he took people to his roof
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: he's like i could see the towers from over there he couldn't as like i
[franklin]: could
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: see him move from over there and i thought oh oh no oh no
[howard]: can you can you see my
[franklin]: i
[howard]: screen
[franklin]: can see that
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: i can see
[howard]: so
[franklin]: your screen share
[howard]: i searched biggest netflix movies
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: we've
[franklin]: so
[howard]: got
[franklin]: you have spencer
[howard]: in
[franklin]: confidential
[howard]: yeah six underground other brian reynolds joined if you if you gamble on bryan reynolds
[howard]: it's not gambling it's an investment
[franklin]: just fucking christ
[howard]: extraction
[franklin]: uncle
[howard]: o blond
[franklin]: howard are using easing google i thought you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: were using microsoftatch i'm sorry
[howard]: no i wish i should have been because
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i'm on the edge looking at blond brother
[franklin]: did you watch bland
[howard]: no i'd better check it out better
[franklin]: you
[howard]: til
[franklin]: commented
[howard]: my handle
[franklin]: on somebody's post about
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: blind
[howard]: because someone said oh she's being too sexualized i said maryland man robing sexualized forget
[howard]: about it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh murder mystery that was pretty you see that
[franklin]: i saw
[howard]: one
[franklin]: that no it wasn't
[howard]: yeah was very
[franklin]: he
[howard]: funny
[franklin]: would be halloween i enjoyed
[howard]: no he be halloween sucked oh
[franklin]: you
[howard]: man that reminds
[franklin]: you
[howard]: me
[franklin]: suck
[howard]: i got an idea for hub halloween sequel though
[franklin]: what's that
[howard]: so hubehalloweeno he loves this halloween business writing things
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: that's so funny things that's
[franklin]: oh it's
[howard]: so
[franklin]: hilarious
[howard]: cool well
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: guess what what if he has to deal with jason
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: that's not very funny
[howard]: no yeah i want to see
[franklin]: m
[howard]: huh halloween with all of his goofy buffoonery
[franklin]: m
[howard]: going against a supernatural murderer
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: think it would e a sick joke at all i think i'd be laughing all
[howard]: the way to the bank
[franklin]: oh no no man i mean what's he goin
[howard]: i think
[franklin]: a king do man throw a fucking grape
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fruit at him oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: he might i don't know
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: would be interesting to see i think because that's
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: not
[franklin]: stuck
[howard]: a
[franklin]: on
[howard]: situation
[franklin]: to end wilfer hoby
[howard]: you never know because he's such a buffoon he might accidentally do good
[franklin]: i like to be halloween he's got his coffee mug
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: all those ghismos and gadgets
[howard]: you
[franklin]: that work through it's kind of you know
[howard]: couldn't even understand what he said he's talked so dumb he was like both
[franklin]: oh come on man
[howard]: it sounded like the bacca
[franklin]: yeah then why does it get with elizabeth bowen
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: at the end
[howard]: well that's hard to say
[franklin]: that's hard to say well through the mass that's her name right elizabeth
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: bowen
[howard]: julie bowen
[franklin]: julie bowen okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and jack allison said that her and tuck tucker carlson
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: may have done
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: things
[howard]: really
[franklin]: yeah i don't know i mean if jack
[howard]: very
[franklin]: saying
[howard]: nice
[franklin]: it was he in the room my brother like m
[howard]: yeah it's not
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: at my best
[franklin]: yeah well just think about
[howard]: just
[franklin]: it
[howard]: think about it
[franklin]: think about tucker carlson
[howard]: and julie bow an go into
[franklin]: no
[howard]: town
[franklin]: i'd rather not
[howard]: yeah how about the marksman that was a big hit on netflex
[franklin]: nepflixare our duds dude you can't even like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's not even
[howard]: bright
[franklin]: i saw bright if
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: max landis directorial debut
[howard]: yeah fantastic
[franklin]: you know max landis was in the stupids
[howard]: was he
[franklin]: yeah i was in the stupid he played like a little kid he was a
[franklin]: little kid
[howard]: man that max landis is no good and
[franklin]: m
[howard]: his dad wasn't too much of a peach either
[franklin]: no no yeah
[howard]: hm you know
[franklin]: none the
[howard]: for
[franklin]: less
[howard]: a while i was i was like it's not his dad's
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: fault that that like you know accident happened on set but then i read a
[howard]: bunch of stuff and they were like he like totally could have
[franklin]: really
[howard]: made that not happen there like he was like like all the special effects people
[howard]: are like you can't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: do this it's too crazy and he was like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: we'll just do it
[franklin]: yeah you know they said the george lucas is too crazy to when he was
[franklin]: doing working with models and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: computers
[howard]: you know what was a good neflex movie army of the dead
[franklin]: i guess so the sequel
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: with the other guy or the prequel i should say
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: i didn't say that one the
[franklin]: you didn't see
[howard]: little
[franklin]: that
[howard]: german
[franklin]: one was
[howard]: creep
[franklin]: army that was fine man as
[howard]: i'm doing a theft i'm doing
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a big
[franklin]: he's like
[howard]: hist
[franklin]: he's doing the vaults he has a big vault fan
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he loves vaults
[howard]: yeah i love vaults to brother vault soda
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but you can you know what
[franklin]: kay
[howard]: else i can feel in my plums brother
[franklin]: what's that
[howard]: are traditions
[franklin]: that's right you're talking about yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: every week in the king size bed we like to watch some fine cinema don't
[franklin]: we uncle howard
[howard]: we do brother we love to watch
[franklin]: we'd
[howard]: we love
[franklin]: love
[howard]: you just
[franklin]: to
[howard]: sitting
[franklin]: watch like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like jack allison watching tucker carlson have sex with julie bon for some
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: reason
[howard]: we just hide in tucker carlson's closet and peek out through those
[franklin]: very
[howard]: slats
[franklin]: it's a very small closet
[howard]: very small
[franklin]: it's me you jack allison
[howard]: m
[franklin]: and jack hllisontheben is telling us to go in there
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: or
[howard]: i
[franklin]: beat
[howard]: saying
[franklin]: or dicks off
[howard]: must out there go say high
[franklin]: he says
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: so we've confirmed
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that jack allison is the bena to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to
[howard]: we're
[franklin]: our guest
[howard]: spank y in
[franklin]: nope
[howard]: will london
[franklin]: paul london was doing bucking so i guess so tucker carl says that paul london
[franklin]: to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ben i'm sorry jack don't listen he
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: doesn't listen
[howard]: he doesn't even know we exist
[franklin]: i'm gonna text the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like we see a lot of good things about you this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: episode big guy
[howard]: on every episode
[franklin]: you will find blurs as sprinkled throughout you know
[howard]: a lot
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: of
[franklin]: how i know he
[howard]: easter
[franklin]: doesn't listen
[howard]: eggs yeah
[franklin]: he's still my friend so that's how i know
[howard]: and
[franklin]: he doesn't listen
[howard]: ah what a cock
[franklin]: so my
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: movie i'm sure i've covered it before but
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: it is now you see me the n y s m with
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: jessie isenburg you know the movie
[howard]: m
[franklin]: man
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: he plays he plays atlas
[howard]: oh the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's his like you know the character name somebody made a tweet about it a
[franklin]: while back but there daniel atlas uh thadeas jack wilder arthur tresler and henley reeves
[franklin]: and
[howard]: those
[franklin]: then you
[howard]: are
[franklin]: also
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: have
[howard]: names
[franklin]: they're an you have michael kane
[howard]: oh that old bag of bones
[franklin]: yeah but he's evil
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: brother
[howard]: oh it's hard to imagine that m
[franklin]: they do a card stun in the movie all right so i'm sharing my screen
[franklin]: here i think i could play a little bit now i am not sure if
[franklin]: i'm going to see the third movie though because this interview it
[howard]: it
[franklin]: shocked me to my core here because
[howard]: it
[franklin]: he
[howard]: made
[franklin]: was
[howard]: you sick
[franklin]: it was being so let me see i could play a little bit of it
[franklin]: talking hear that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: it's been short with her so rude
[franklin]: she's trying to be nice and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: do you hear that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he hasn't apologized for that
[howard]: and that was from nine years ago he's had a lot of time to apologize
[franklin]: dude i'm not going to bother see now you see me three even if there's
[franklin]: a fire
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm not going to
[howard]: i
[franklin]: watch
[howard]: won't
[franklin]: it
[howard]: i won't even say the social network too
[franklin]: oh you o
[howard]: yeah no
[franklin]: no it's
[howard]: i want to say i want to see bat man versus super man too
[franklin]: wow wow you are really
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: i mean i'm just limited to the nice seeming franchise but you're going
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: through the whole any potential sequel of jessie isenburg you're out
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: american
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: ultra too for good about it
[franklin]: is that an atlantis
[howard]: yeah that is another like oh the two
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: great guys
[franklin]: goddamn wow
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: they were probably just two peas in a pot on set there
[howard]: yeah they're like hey i like to be rude to ladies me too oh
[franklin]: max linder didn't even pretend to like he made like a message board account
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: of a lady defending him
[howard]: oh did he
[franklin]: and he's like he's like pretending
[howard]: m
[franklin]: to be like this lady account and he's like look i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a lady and
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like you know i think what he
[howard]: if
[franklin]: did
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: it was perfectly fine yeah
[howard]: i would have been honored if i was if i was that lady which i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the only difference between me and her is that i'm also a lady but i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: wasn't
[franklin]: but
[howard]: there
[franklin]: i think
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that the account had other posts as well and they were able to see like
[franklin]: okay no no no ladies
[howard]: m
[franklin]: talking about like hell in the cell two thousand ten like
[howard]: yeah yeah they
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: are like oh she was like my name is
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: gladys
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and i i love max landis and they look at his other post and its
[howard]: just
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: fled actually i think
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: beast is the best
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: x man because he's smart
[franklin]: that's exactly what probably what happened i think it's a little uncle uncle potentially
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: revision of history from here say
[howard]: well it makes
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it makes you know history is written by the winners and brother you and me
[howard]: are winners
[franklin]: brother yeah miami
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: baby were winners
[howard]: m dwainewade
[franklin]: so
[howard]: style
[franklin]: so i am not going to watch now you see me so we're goin i
[franklin]: rented it i mean it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: has my money they received my money from the red box bah
[howard]: yeah well red
[franklin]: not
[howard]: box got your money but
[franklin]: red
[howard]: jessie
[franklin]: box got
[howard]: is
[franklin]: my
[howard]: very
[franklin]: money
[howard]: good yeah
[franklin]: but they get residual they probably they get they get a call on
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: the phone and they
[howard]: small
[franklin]: go hey
[howard]: money
[franklin]: we got another nice me purchase jessie the
[howard]: and it goes very good would you like to say a magic
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: trick
[franklin]: an as
[howard]: god that guy is a nerve dude i don't
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: i don't even want to see him around man if he came if he came
[howard]: on to our podcast i'd say
[franklin]: i
[howard]: thank you for being on our show sir
[franklin]: yeah
[franklin]: you know what i would do it that jerk step foot here and was on
[franklin]: our
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: podcast
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh thanks so much and i really appreciate
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you being here dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you're like i'm just a huge fan
[howard]: it's like i if that guy someone you know van
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: our boss said okay we're gonna get jessie island on her so in a week
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you know what i would do
[franklin]: m oh lay
[howard]: i
[franklin]: it
[howard]: would
[franklin]: on me
[howard]: watch every single one of his movies so i was totally familiar with his career
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah yeah an
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i'd
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: i'd
[franklin]: awesome
[howard]: be watching i'd be watching the squid and the whale i'd be
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: watching adventure land
[franklin]: i already
[howard]: i've been
[franklin]: saw
[howard]: watching
[franklin]: that yeah
[howard]: to roam with love
[franklin]: would you would you
[howard]: yeah oh well maybe not
[franklin]: you
[howard]: i didn't know about that
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: well that's a whole another reason to cancel this dude
[franklin]: m i don't know what it is i don't know what it is
[howard]: it's it's written directed and coat
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: staring witty allen
[franklin]: oh no wow
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i
[howard]: boy
[franklin]: didn't
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: know that
[howard]: a oh well now we've
[franklin]: it just
[howard]: got
[franklin]: sounded
[howard]: another
[franklin]: like
[howard]: reason to hate this
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: guy
[franklin]: just had an arts to me so i immediately
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: was
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not about it
[howard]: what about night moves
[franklin]: who's
[howard]: those
[franklin]: in that
[howard]: guys made some stinkers who
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: has
[franklin]: been
[howard]: made
[franklin]: a lot
[howard]: night moves
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: let's see you got peter
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: sars guard
[franklin]: yer fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: avows himself
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: carisma there
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: he
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: was in a movie called resistance
[franklin]: cut yeah
[howard]: this guy sucks man
[franklin]: yeah i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: don't
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: like
[howard]: got
[franklin]: him
[howard]: he's got his directorial
[franklin]: m
[howard]: debut
[franklin]: what's that
[howard]: it's called when you finish saving the world which is a really annoying name and
[howard]: i guess what it's based on a book that was written by jessie eisenberg
[franklin]: the bat
[howard]: what a fucking nerve dude he is white
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: it doesn't get much whiter than jessie isenburg
[franklin]: no
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: no thank you
[howard]: i
[franklin]: well
[howard]: don't i don't like him you know what i don't even i hope fan doesn't
[howard]: get him on our show because i wouldn't enjoy watching all of his movies
[franklin]: no and i wouldn't enjoy thanking him for being on and boosting
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: our fucking status
[howard]: i'm begging him to recweit that he was on our show
[franklin]: yeah yeah
[howard]: yeh
[franklin]: i'm begging him to be like ah
[howard]: yeah i am sorry to bother you big boy i wouldn't
[franklin]: that's a
[howard]: i
[franklin]: he
[howard]: wouldn't
[franklin]: is
[howard]: even say that to him i'd say i wouldn't say sorry to bout you big
[howard]: boy say
[franklin]: a
[howard]: i want to talk about whose cock my daughter has been sucking
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m yeah what's going on bret
[franklin]: what's your movie big man uh
[howard]: well you know we're in the halloween season and you and i i think a
[howard]: weakness in our show is that we don't always get into the seasonal spirit of
[howard]: things you
[franklin]: you
[howard]: know
[franklin]: promise
[howard]: we just kind
[franklin]: people
[howard]: of
[franklin]: on patroon that we're gonna do something spooky the moment
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i read that i went
[howard]: yeah i know because we hate it we hate all that stuff
[franklin]: i mean it's just our schedule and what i'm just like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: there's no way there's no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: way we're doing any theme
[howard]: well i picked
[franklin]: good
[howard]: a spooky mo i picked a spooky we could
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: we
[franklin]: boy
[howard]: could do a match on a spooky spooky match or something
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i guess
[franklin]: i mean i'm
[howard]: but
[franklin]: down
[howard]: i got yeah sure i a spooky spooky movie for us to watch to night
[howard]: franklin
[franklin]: well boy
[howard]: it's called m
[franklin]: yeah oh
[howard]: the the patient
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you know medical patients
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the patients lament
[franklin]: sounds
[howard]: and
[franklin]: artistic
[howard]: it's yeah well it's like an went
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: kind of movie it's
[franklin]: what's the actual studio though
[howard]: it's a c seventeen
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: gotcha
[howard]: so so it's it's about this mental hospital in up state and one of the
[howard]: things that's so scared about this movie is they never say what state they always
[howard]: just say oh
[franklin]: m
[howard]: setting
[franklin]: up
[howard]: you
[franklin]: state
[howard]: up state yeah
[franklin]: it could
[howard]: which
[franklin]: be
[howard]: i
[franklin]: anything
[howard]: mean
[franklin]: from vermont to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: fucking vera new hampshire
[howard]: delaware
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: new hampshire one
[franklin]: delawares
[howard]: of those
[franklin]: like a fucking blip
[howard]: yeah it's not
[franklin]: like
[howard]: even on my radar brother
[franklin]: delaware can suck my dick to our at it if i'm being like perfectly honest
[franklin]: like it's too small
[howard]: you know fuck delaware fuck maryland fuck
[franklin]: i
[howard]: west
[franklin]: issue
[howard]: virginia
[franklin]: of mirror
[howard]: yeah i do
[franklin]: well fuck west west virginia for sure i don't have too
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: much of a mon pickwick maryland that
[howard]: you
[franklin]: whole
[howard]: know what
[franklin]: area
[howard]: if you're living in a state that don't get bakin babes fast cars rich bit
[howard]: coin moguls i don't
[franklin]: m
[howard]: want to hear about it
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: yeah it is bizarre to
[franklin]: it
[howard]: live
[franklin]: is
[howard]: somewhere there aren't bitcoinmogles
[franklin]: the patients lament this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is a c twenty five you said
[howard]: yeah c seventeen so
[franklin]: of course
[howard]: they get the lead in this movie she gets sent up state because she had
[howard]: she
[franklin]: just
[howard]: was in she was at a school and all of a sudden she starts freaking
[howard]: out acting all crazy
[franklin]: m
[howard]: like she's she's in the hallway you know they got lockers on either side of
[howard]: the hal and she's running from
[franklin]: in
[howard]: one
[franklin]: a hospital
[howard]: side to the other no this is while she's in school she
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: she's running back and forth smashing from side to side she goes like run run
[howard]: run smashed run run
[franklin]: to
[howard]: run
[franklin]: like
[howard]: run
[franklin]: a locker
[howard]: run smash yeah i know the
[franklin]: i
[howard]: lockers
[franklin]: hope screech
[howard]: over and
[franklin]: is
[howard]: over
[franklin]: in one of those
[howard]: yeah there's a nord in one of them it's jessie isenburg
[franklin]: what's the big idea
[howard]: i'm trying to sleep in here
[franklin]: some jock shoved
[howard]: so
[franklin]: me in here
[howard]: so they're like oh you've gone too crazy there madam you've got they call her
[howard]: madam even though she was a teen
[franklin]: m i like the principle
[howard]: because
[franklin]: or
[howard]: and
[franklin]: something
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: was it building
[howard]: it's the guidance councillor
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: guidance councillor it's played by um
[franklin]: a
[howard]: oh you know jeff
[franklin]: the guy
[howard]: jeff
[franklin]: the
[howard]: bridget
[franklin]: big fellow
[howard]: yeah jeff bridges yeah
[franklin]: yeah funny guy
[howard]: yeah he was like i got a level with you you're too crazy we got
[howard]: to send you up state
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so
[franklin]: yeah i'm out of there
[howard]: and so when like there's all the scary stuff when she's on the bus going
[howard]: up state she is like looking out the window and she'll like you know kind
[howard]: of look away and it looks normal
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and she looks back and she like you no window and it looks like there
[howard]: was like ghost in the window scary stuff right
[franklin]: m
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: in song
[howard]: so then
[franklin]: like that
[howard]: so when she gets to the hospital up state
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: um she has a room mate and the roommates kind of spooky and the roommates
[howard]: like oh it's it's you know you've got to be careful here because it's so
[howard]: scary
[franklin]: m
[howard]: and then a bunch of really scary stuff happens and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: then at the end it turns out that she was the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: scary one all along
[franklin]: ah why
[howard]: because she
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: was from the devil
[franklin]: oh oh
[howard]: no that's just
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: dark sighted stuff man dark cited stuff
[franklin]: boy
[howard]: always sounds absurd
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but
[franklin]: jo was probably dark cited
[howard]: jo was our dark sited you know what elson s dark sited the web of
[howard]: the eye of webish bog
[franklin]: i ave webagh bog is something i do want to talk about so okay the
[franklin]: patients lamentsaring
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: jeff
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: bridges
[howard]: yeah jeff bridge is milacunis
[franklin]: oh maris
[howard]: yea she
[franklin]: hargate
[howard]: is the girl
[franklin]: to you
[howard]: she's the main girl in it the
[franklin]: oh she's an evrtothat
[howard]: yeah yeah she isn't everything the
[franklin]: jeff
[howard]: girl
[franklin]: bridges
[howard]: who
[franklin]: milacunis
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: s isenburg in the locker
[howard]: jessie senberginto lock our anna kendrick is the roommate who
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: is like like oh this place is scary and also the reason they say it's
[howard]: scary even before me lahunis got there because
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: my unis was the scary thing is that she can travel through time so she
[howard]: went back in time to
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: make the place scary and
[franklin]: m
[howard]: scare the ship out in a candric and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: then she's back in normal time and then that's why anna kendrick is scary
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and also then at
[franklin]: m
[howard]: the very end they're like oh you can go back in time and do stuff
[howard]: and she's like yeah that's true they're like you should have scared hitler's mother when
[howard]: she was pregnant so that she had a heart attack and she goes
[franklin]: m
[howard]: uh it ends on cliff hanger she goes yeah i guess i could see if
[howard]: i can that and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: then there's a post credit scene
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and nick fury shows up and says we'd like to recruit you
[franklin]: wow and then you hear lincoln parks like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: go
[howard]: i
[franklin]: ma
[howard]: dude lincoln park man like sometimes when i'm in my emotions i listen to that
[howard]: and i'm like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they know how i feel
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: when transformers ended and they blasted that
[howard]: yeah that's
[franklin]: i guess
[howard]: sick
[franklin]: it's like
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: something like i was i was
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: almost forced to dislike them rent
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you kind of force to dislike them like i don't like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: them
[howard]: because everyone was like everyone as like that's a nerve band i'm like okay
[franklin]: right
[howard]: i
[franklin]: and
[howard]: guess
[franklin]: we
[howard]: so
[franklin]: all have friends
[howard]: but
[franklin]: are like our hard
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: core
[howard]: the
[franklin]: punk
[howard]: rock
[franklin]: people
[howard]: and rollers yeah poser band
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but
[franklin]: so
[howard]: now
[franklin]: like
[howard]: now i listen to him like man that's what's up
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: lincoln
[franklin]: i thought
[howard]: park
[franklin]: the j
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: s stuff
[howard]: yeah i
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: thought that was dope
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: man and i mean you know our favorite movie of all time is that tommy
[howard]: is the white green and red ranger video
[franklin]: oh man our favorite
[howard]: the
[franklin]: yeah i don't listen to lincoln park i don't
[howard]: no i don't really listen to much music but yeah
[franklin]: i've
[howard]: that
[franklin]: gone
[howard]: band
[franklin]: back
[howard]: is cool
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: though
[franklin]: enjoyed some stuff that i felt like i wasn't allowed to enjoy because
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it was considered poser but lincoln park is still like this is kind of okay
[franklin]: but i don't want to like it and i still will not
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like it now
[howard]: but it is like it's definitely music that like the transformers would listen to like
[howard]: if you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: met
[franklin]: they'd
[howard]: optimist
[franklin]: listen to it
[howard]: prime ja bumblebee ratchet
[franklin]: m
[howard]: and all
[franklin]: m
[howard]: asked and they said hey earth man what's some like good earth music wouldn't you
[howard]: probably play
[franklin]: m
[howard]: lincoln park for him
[franklin]: yeah sure
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: i think i'm gonna i'm gonna watch darker the moon tonight
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: transformers one was
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: weird because there was that weird sub plot with anthony anderson and like some
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like hot australian scientists
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and it's like these movies this seems separate from like everything going on
[howard]: i understood that they just decided hey
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we need another babe in here besides making
[franklin]: rihicthey're
[howard]: fox
[franklin]: just like
[howard]: yeah where can we add another babe well it can't
[franklin]: can
[howard]: be
[franklin]: we
[howard]: a transformer
[franklin]: came sexy transformer well they just did that in the second one
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they did
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: the
[howard]: there
[franklin]: second
[howard]: was
[franklin]: one they said
[howard]: with her tongue
[franklin]: and the
[howard]: her robot tongue they could have made an
[franklin]: m
[howard]: evil government babe was hanging
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: out with
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: john
[franklin]: true
[howard]: tater
[franklin]: michael bay you got to figure out how to insert more babes man i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: think he got to hang up it later on though
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: his like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: librarian government
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: massa fucking you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: know waste management fuck in the all
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: sort of anywhere
[howard]: yeah if you if
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you if you've got a character
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's michael bay is one of the most progressive directors in the business because he
[howard]: casts more women than any one else right m
[franklin]: he does that's
[howard]: uh uh
[franklin]: you know you know i i
[howard]: i
[franklin]: do
[howard]: do want to shake michael days hand are
[franklin]: i know so he bought the whole coganhouse and we my friends and i uh
[franklin]: we always go buy the hogan house i don't know why
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and growing up is like hoping i mean were on going up were like an
[franklin]: early one but
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: when he lived here
[howard]: h
[franklin]: over
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: hoping to catch a glimpse of him like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: michael bay bought his house so i know where michael bay i guess i know
[franklin]: where he lives
[howard]: well you know one of his houses that guy has probably
[franklin]: i
[howard]: got
[franklin]: guess
[howard]: so
[franklin]: i know
[howard]: many houses
[franklin]: one of his house so if i like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: if i was like a jogger
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: and i just jogged
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: around that block all day and like
[howard]: you'd eventually find him
[franklin]: no i feels like backing up his car and i like pull like right into
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and then he's like
[howard]: oh that's a good idea
[franklin]: then he's like oh i'm so sorry like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: is like is there any way we could cut around this insurance middle
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: man stuff i say
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: if only you
[howard]: be
[franklin]: could
[howard]: like
[franklin]: cast me in a movie or something
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and then i'd heal these emotional
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: wounds i have
[howard]: i wonder what kind of car michael bays drive on these
[franklin]: m
[howard]: days
[franklin]: fast one
[howard]: it probably just drives lambi was everywhere he's
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: like here's my daily driver
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: where's my special car and they're all just a mercy a log
[franklin]: oh man so i didn't
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: want
[howard]: like
[franklin]: i
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: did
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: have a on a topic i had
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: some stuff here i had i had like a list of stuff we're deep in
[franklin]: thes i wanted to talk about yattle
[howard]: oh yeah let's do
[franklin]: m
[howard]: it she's
[franklin]: so
[howard]: coming back
[franklin]: she's coming back addle is back unfortunately some only
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: know of yattle from the mime of the green flash
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: light on the
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: bed
[howard]: disrespectful
[franklin]: you seen it
[howard]: yeah i wish i hadn't
[franklin]: i know but
[howard]: he
[franklin]: you know it looks like she's going a duel of count duco soyatleis the female
[franklin]: yoga species and the fantom menace she died in legends that's garbage nobody cares i
[franklin]: know it's a big emotional thing where she sacrificed her life rani and people liked
[franklin]: it you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: have a
[howard]: but
[franklin]: chance
[howard]: it's not cannon
[franklin]: yale could be alive even
[howard]: a
[franklin]: during time of ray is what i'm trying to get at
[howard]: oh that would be so sick dude
[franklin]: wouldn't that be sick so they can't kill her off i'm just worried
[howard]: no they are going to here's my prediction legit
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they're going to bring her back and grog is going a go with her
[franklin]: you think so
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh that'd
[howard]: she might
[franklin]: be good
[howard]: even be grog's mom
[franklin]: she might be but then who's the daddy
[howard]: yeah me oh oh
[franklin]: i saw rich on twitter
[howard]: m
[franklin]: say duco maybe they might have had a thing
[howard]: oh yeah i could see that brother because
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's a
[franklin]: there's
[howard]: that's a good looking woman right there
[franklin]: it is it is brown
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: brown
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: flowing hair i mean i'm excited
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: she needs to live though whatever hap like now i'm concerned i have anxiety now
[franklin]: that like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you have this potential to have atle this character from the prequels who as long
[franklin]: as she's like a hundred years younger than nota can still be alive
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: in the sequel trilogy
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: yeah once you hit nine hundred you're done
[franklin]: yeah but like if she's seven hundred s got plenty of time
[howard]: yeah absolutely i would love to see uh well so this is a cartoon right
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: but
[franklin]: but she
[howard]: is it made
[franklin]: her survival can entail
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that she might be around longer
[howard]: franklin i've pledged you that i'm going to watch this cartoon
[franklin]: oh okay
[howard]: my
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: i
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: pledge
[franklin]: a short
[howard]: it
[franklin]: many
[howard]: upon
[franklin]: series
[howard]: my my uncle's heart
[franklin]: i think
[howard]: that i will watch it
[franklin]: i hope it's good i mean
[howard]: good or not i'm going to watch it
[franklin]: we'll see
[howard]: i swear i swear to you i swear
[franklin]: m
[howard]: to all of our patron patrons and
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: i swear i swear to tony stark
[franklin]: wow all
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: new to that man
[howard]: all right when's it coming out yeah that is
[franklin]: that
[howard]: insane
[franklin]: as well
[howard]: when when does it come out what day
[franklin]: it's like october twenty six or something like next
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: week
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: or
[howard]: coming
[franklin]: some
[howard]: right up brother
[franklin]: you got time
[howard]: all
[franklin]: to
[howard]: right
[franklin]: train
[howard]: yeah i got i got to learn about all of my it's just about ladle
[howard]: yattllevel
[franklin]: well at leadlabout the same
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they might speak
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the same
[howard]: they might
[franklin]: what's interesting is this is the first time
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: we're going to see anything between the period of the fantom menace an attack of
[franklin]: the cones because those ten years are unexplored
[howard]: oh that's
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: that's ten years where we don't know anything really
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we know anikin coming up this might even be a little bit before fantom menace
[franklin]: possibly
[howard]: yeah who
[franklin]: again
[howard]: that would be cool
[franklin]: unexplored
[howard]: too
[franklin]: territory so i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i mean i got yattle fever you know
[howard]: yeah everyone
[franklin]: i'm excited
[howard]: does man yeah and what are you thinking about and and disores
[franklin]: i love it man we're
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: not going to do this i know you're not crazy about it but i love
[franklin]: it i mean
[howard]: i'm all right with it it doesn't doesn't send me to heaven but
[franklin]: monmohmas
[howard]: i ain't mattminmatha's
[franklin]: had an obnoxious ten daughter as a
[howard]: car is sucking awesome
[franklin]: is awesome her husband's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: cool has got a pony
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tail
[howard]: her husband is cool he doesn't want
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: to hear all this bumper ship
[franklin]: yeah it's like politics
[howard]: yeah i respect that guy a lot
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i like that the little loony lefty kid died
[franklin]: yeah yeah yeah
[howard]: oh read my manifesto i wrote
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: now i don't have to
[franklin]: what's he going to say man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: did you read it man i would just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: say and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they were
[howard]: i
[franklin]: already
[howard]: read
[franklin]: out
[howard]: it it was great what was
[franklin]: eh
[howard]: your favorite part oh i like to when you were raising all those points m
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m oh
[franklin]: i mean nemi did pass away letting gorn
[howard]: yeah gorn
[franklin]: oh my god god
[howard]: goron member how are you doing sir
[franklin]: oh did you see the eye
[howard]: the i of wevish bog sir
[franklin]: the iron ver got the name of the planet
[howard]: ven vind or something
[franklin]: i forgot the name of the planet but yes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i like and our man i love it like i'm a
[howard]: i
[franklin]: sucker
[howard]: just
[franklin]: for
[howard]: i
[franklin]: all
[howard]: want
[franklin]: this
[howard]: more i want more little aliens i
[franklin]: you'll
[howard]: want
[franklin]: get
[howard]: more
[franklin]: them
[howard]: little
[franklin]: they're
[howard]: guys
[franklin]: coming
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they're coming
[howard]: well i'm gonna i'm a waiting one of my and my friends i think is
[howard]: going to like at the most is out of the country right now and i
[howard]: can't wait for her to get back and watch it
[franklin]: nice
[howard]: you know that's what a good friend i am is i want my friends to
[howard]: be happy even
[franklin]: me too
[howard]: even when i'm miserable
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: and boy i'm miserable watching nan or
[franklin]: i think it's better than be one m
[howard]: no there was so many more aliens and it would be one
[franklin]: there was alien in the first couple episodes when they were still
[howard]: it was like
[franklin]: on
[howard]: one
[franklin]: the big
[howard]: there
[franklin]: as
[howard]: was
[franklin]: alien
[howard]: yeah it was one big alien
[franklin]: there's
[howard]: but
[franklin]: a little guy too
[howard]: a little droit
[franklin]: little guy little guy alien
[howard]: m i didn't see him
[franklin]: man
[howard]: there was the best little guy in oban though the one who was on his
[howard]: cell phone
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: was like mebbe
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah we
[howard]: that
[franklin]: just love
[howard]: up
[franklin]: all little guys bro did
[howard]: we
[franklin]: you finish
[howard]: do man
[franklin]: holk
[howard]: yeah boy
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i didn't like where that went
[franklin]: you are
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: the target audience
[howard]: m i know and
[franklin]: and
[howard]: it
[franklin]: you
[howard]: just
[franklin]: didn't like it
[howard]: no i
[franklin]: m
[howard]: thought i was trying i don't know what i was trying to do but i
[howard]: wish it i just had
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a big exciting fight scene at the end and that was the end
[franklin]: well
[howard]: but
[franklin]: you
[howard]: instead
[franklin]: know what
[howard]: they were like oh we're fourth
[franklin]: kay
[howard]: walled
[franklin]: you know i don't hate women so i loved it
[howard]: i loved it all up until the end when i decided oh i don't like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: women any more m
[franklin]: h can that's not what they're supposed to do man oh god
[howard]: yeah i was with it until the end and
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i was like oh man women what do they know
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh that's true
[franklin]: that's you about
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: women
[howard]: hm no i love women man i love our women fans especially those are the
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: best
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: women of all
[franklin]: i was telling him
[howard]: all
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah i do say that to them
[franklin]: you do i don't know why
[howard]: yeah i don't know it just seems right
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: in the moment
[franklin]: ah m
[howard]: let's say do you want
[franklin]: m
[howard]: to handle some of these do you have
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: any the topics you wan to talk about or you want to
[franklin]: i
[howard]: talk
[franklin]: don't
[howard]: about late
[franklin]: don't i don't even like the topics i brought up
[howard]: yeah we got a couple of questions we could deal with here i guess
[franklin]: yeah yeah
[howard]: if you're
[franklin]: we
[howard]: interested
[franklin]: do no no no
[howard]: we don't
[franklin]: no
[howard]: have
[franklin]: no no no no no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: let's
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: see yeah
[franklin]: i'm not getting like the like we have that we have an email question so
[franklin]: somebody doesn't know that that
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: there were discord exclusive so we'll get
[howard]: well
[franklin]: to the
[howard]: they
[franklin]: email
[howard]: might
[franklin]: question
[howard]: yeah let's do that one
[franklin]: okay i guess
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: this one says i think i may have read it okay it's from
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: it's from
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: ben
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you know how many portions i'm worth because this guy is worth a ton
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: like sixty portions
[franklin]: he's saying to do this joke with
[howard]: m
[franklin]: me here so
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: i'll do it i mean you tell me that i didn't look at it so
[franklin]: tell me the joke
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it's for me to read he says
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: all right knock knock
[franklin]: who's there
[howard]: jack
[franklin]: jack who
[howard]: yes jack the planet that raised from
[franklin]: that's funny
[howard]: it's pretty good and then
[franklin]: i
[howard]: he
[franklin]: like
[howard]: said
[franklin]: it
[howard]: sorry for sending two emails
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: so i guess he said oh yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he said what happened to lieutenant gorn yes
[franklin]: bro serious like goren's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: death so quick he just got shot
[howard]: we was gorn the snitch the imperial snitch guy
[franklin]: yes he worked for the empire
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he lost his wife he lost his promotion he was like like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's like the they'll hang you for this if you know when they find s
[franklin]: like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i've served you for
[howard]: my
[franklin]: you for seven years i deserve worse something like that i think
[howard]: what
[franklin]: he meant
[howard]: a nerve
[franklin]: like yeah i liked gorn it's a shame he is dead though
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it was
[howard]: well
[franklin]: in an instant they killed gorn
[howard]: rest that's how it happens man
[franklin]: a
[howard]: one day or alive next year dead
[franklin]: yeah just it was
[howard]: if if you're murdered it was run by fruiting that only happens if you're murdered
[howard]: though a lot it's always suspicious
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: if somebody was alive one day and dead the next because
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: they probably got murdered
[franklin]: right
[howard]: so
[franklin]: but
[howard]: goren
[franklin]: when you're
[howard]: was for sure murdered
[franklin]: yeah much like angela lansbury because it was fine just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like a week ago
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: just like me
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like she listened to
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: uncle to uncle one ninety eight but now when one ninety nine is out like
[franklin]: you can't listen like we're so close to two hundred
[howard]: yeah i know she is not that disrespectful oh
[franklin]: i hate to say this but she's you know she's
[howard]: a
[franklin]: not gonna be rude is she like
[howard]: no
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: no she would never be rude
[franklin]: no
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: no so let
[howard]: angela
[franklin]: me get the next
[howard]: yeah okay
[franklin]: yeah you could you could google angela lands berry buddy
[howard]: i was always going to look her up when she was young see how that
[howard]: was
[franklin]: see she was something for daddy let's pull
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it up and share your screen if you find out
[howard]: all right yeah let me let me take a look here anyway
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: you want to get this next question here
[franklin]: yea okay i gotta scroll a lot here um
[howard]: not really
[franklin]: so
[howard]: anything for daddy she
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: just looked like her but young
[franklin]: no
[howard]: that's weird i've never actually i'm goin to show it because i've never
[franklin]: show it
[howard]: seen somebody who
[franklin]: hold
[howard]: i mean she was like a
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: never we've talked about always old but
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: she was a never never young look at her
[franklin]: the young i want to be
[howard]: i want to be
[franklin]: like forty
[howard]: never young
[franklin]: last like like like you know i don't know man i mean i guess it's
[franklin]: so black
[howard]: she just
[franklin]: and white and like high contrast
[howard]: she looks she
[franklin]: m
[howard]: looks just like angela lands berry
[franklin]: she she looks she'll
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: be on a game of thrones there but people can't see this dude okay so
[franklin]: like whatever yeah like she was old like she always looked old like i got
[franklin]: it you know
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: i
[howard]: fine
[franklin]: mean i'm not disagree with you like i'm not going to say okay well you
[franklin]: know what i'd have sex because what if
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i hear a knock on my door and he's like oh yeah well put
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: your money where your mouth is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and like
[howard]: prove
[franklin]: no
[howard]: it
[franklin]: i lied mab you're old
[howard]: madam
[franklin]: her old
[howard]: your madam your you rest now
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: all right con had a question of which celebrity or twitter personality you so culturiely
[franklin]: devoted to that you would name your first born child after them just to get
[franklin]: them to follow back on twitter
[howard]: oh um let's say
[franklin]: m
[howard]: probably jamila
[franklin]: m
[howard]: gamel
[franklin]: there you go
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a buff bag well
[howard]: yeah yeah definite
[franklin]: m
[howard]: bag well
[franklin]: m i trust i trust them
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: he's real
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: oh now how many of these questions are we going to do
[franklin]: so
[howard]: brother is so many
[franklin]: let's go through a quick couple of these quickly here
[howard]: all right
[franklin]: so john's asking here the lady in the apartment below me and i share a
[franklin]: porch she insists on buying
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: all these decorations and and fake plants and
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: inevitably it all gets blown over by the on the porch by the wind am
[franklin]: i
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: wrong at this point to punch something off the porch instead of picking it up
[franklin]: to help her
[howard]: no but i don't think you're obligated to pick it up you can just let
[howard]: it blow away i would
[franklin]: i
[howard]: say
[franklin]: mean
[howard]: it's the most reasonable solution here
[franklin]: i mean who does he think he is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm looking at famous punchers
[howard]: sebastian janikowski
[franklin]: it's goin to say pat macafi
[howard]: oh yeah what do you think you are pat makupi yeah
[franklin]: fact
[howard]: that's her problem i don't see how that's any involvement of you
[franklin]: well
[howard]: one way or the other
[franklin]: i mean yeah now is this the same neighbor he had the cat litter issue
[franklin]: with as well with the pole play stunk
[howard]: i don't know maybe you should move to someone where the people aren't dumb asses
[franklin]: yeah all
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: right
[howard]: my
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: advactualy
[franklin]: when i did want to
[howard]: moved
[franklin]: get here
[howard]: to the venn speech
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i would say yeah you just stopped picking them up you know
[howard]: yeah don't don't worry about it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's her her decorations
[franklin]: yeah you're not trying to get an end one here
[howard]: yeah i don't love decorations at all to be honest with you
[franklin]: yeah it depends i mean what if
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it's a hiding can poster with three butts and thongs you don't
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: like
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: us you don't like
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: decorations
[howard]: different well you know if it's the swedish becuni team we're talking
[franklin]: all
[howard]: all
[franklin]: right
[howard]: right
[franklin]: this question i did want to get really badly
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: because i got some discussion here
[howard]: m caught
[franklin]: anne
[howard]: your
[franklin]: in his
[howard]: eye
[franklin]: asking how would you react
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to getting owned by the josmoshow
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: joeshmo show is where they made
[howard]: h
[franklin]: a fake reality t v and they basically truman showed somebody so somebody's acting to
[franklin]: be like your best friend somebody's like a jerk and then at the end after
[franklin]: putting you to some crazy reality show experience they reveal it was all a front
[franklin]: and
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's a horrible experience to go through to be lied and deceived like this and
[franklin]: they stopped
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: doing it for that reason i think
[howard]: so
[franklin]: one of the guys fell in love with for the cast and like oh man
[franklin]: she likes me so like they had to title it back be like you know
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like keep saying you're like a brother brother to me so like this guy doesn't
[howard]: kay
[franklin]: think you love like you love him
[howard]: so what does the guy who doesn't know he's on the reality show think does
[howard]: he think it's just like a real world
[franklin]: he thinks
[howard]: kind of
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: show
[franklin]: a
[howard]: where there's
[franklin]: different
[howard]: no
[franklin]: reality show
[howard]: yeah but is it like a competition
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: or
[franklin]: like
[howard]: is
[franklin]: a
[howard]: it
[franklin]: competition
[howard]: just like a
[franklin]: like you get voted off
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like natasha
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: lazaro was on joshmo
[howard]: oh yeah one of the great
[franklin]: one of the creates one of the comedians
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: of all time
[howard]: yeah she exists and we all know about her
[franklin]: got nothing against the right in the kitchen at the w sometimes
[howard]: yeah we
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: love that one
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah i don't so but okay so
[franklin]: everybody's
[howard]: like
[franklin]: in
[howard]: people
[franklin]: on the joke except you you are the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so they picked the most
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: average man in america and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: everybody around them
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: is crazy
[howard]: and then at the yeah
[franklin]: at the
[howard]: and then
[franklin]: like so at the end of the i think the last episode of the first
[franklin]: season i think this guy who has voted off shows up with a gun
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: and then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like it's like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know a flag
[howard]: they went
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and then there's like hey it was just a joke it was you know you
[franklin]: got a hundred you got five hundred thousand dollars you were on the joe smoke
[franklin]: show and like the first
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: guy who ho was on it it's like then when i interviewed him like a
[franklin]: little bit after s like like hey did you you know how is your experience
[franklin]: like i don't like that i was
[howard]: m
[franklin]: called a shmo in front of entire
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: country like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like who wants to be a sma that's the most embarrassing thing i don't care
[franklin]: about five hundred grand
[howard]: that is the most embarrassing thing you can be
[franklin]: like to be considered super fucking average i think that's the worst part not even
[franklin]: so much that i'm believing everything around me like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's kind of their job it's the fact that they considered me bland
[howard]: yeah that is heart breaking i would i would love to be how would
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i react to getting showed by it i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: would say
[franklin]: five hundred
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: grand
[howard]: you know what i would i would really try to take like the high road
[howard]: be like oh so you think it's comical that i'm just an average ordinary man
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: well to me
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: maybe an average ordinary man is the only person with any morals in here and
[howard]: that i would walk
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: out i would turn
[franklin]: what
[howard]: on my heel
[franklin]: the
[howard]: and
[franklin]: the
[howard]: straight
[franklin]: giant
[howard]: out
[franklin]: check of five hundred
[howard]: with
[franklin]: grant
[howard]: a giant check tucked under my arm
[franklin]: just walk
[howard]: m
[franklin]: away
[howard]: m
[franklin]: just
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: right under your grasp inter your arm pit like you're hole in a pence between
[franklin]: it
[howard]: good day to you and i will take this money
[franklin]: this money is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no good
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no good for me that's why i will
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: i'm going to donate this
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: charity on my own
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: time don't worry don't
[howard]: and the
[franklin]: track
[howard]: charity is buying myself a porch night eleven
[franklin]: never forget
[howard]: yeah yeah i wouldn't mind at all man you can joe for all i know
[howard]: i am bnjoshmit you know
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i've always had i've always had a wonder though i think i'm a bad actor
[howard]: think if i
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: was just being filmed unknown to me on a reality show
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i would
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: think they would still look at me and be like boy that guy is like
[howard]: a terrible actor
[franklin]: yeah you like so as for breakfast
[howard]: m
[franklin]: everybody yeah
[howard]: i'm sure hungry
[franklin]: m
[howard]: be like well this guy sucks
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m
[franklin]: too much of a smoke right off m
[howard]: so anyway then there was a lot of talk about the joms show
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but that's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: hard
[franklin]: i was
[howard]: to say
[franklin]: ignored that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well i mean just get
[howard]: mason
[franklin]: to some other questions here man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: there's too many
[howard]: yeah mason well do this one as a good question
[franklin]: let's
[howard]: if
[franklin]: do
[howard]: you had
[franklin]: mason
[howard]: to choose someone to be the new actual god who would it be can be
[howard]: anyone except yourself and he said
[franklin]: new
[howard]: that
[franklin]: actual
[howard]: fictional living
[franklin]: god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: like
[franklin]: not going
[howard]: i
[franklin]: to
[howard]: said
[franklin]: be one
[howard]: it
[franklin]: of
[howard]: jesus
[franklin]: these like bill murray man he's awesome sauce
[howard]: s epic bro
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: fucking bacon
[franklin]: i want
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to be somebody doesn't want to do the job so like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: jack allison maybe
[howard]: no he would like it
[franklin]: no he would at it
[howard]: uh uh
[franklin]: you didn't want to be got of a
[howard]: right
[franklin]: slur fan dude and king
[howard]: yeah i'd pick
[franklin]: no
[howard]: olivia wild because she was the god of
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: her movie and
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: it went real bad
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: olivia while that's an interesting one yeah i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: have no problem of her being god
[howard]: yeah i mean
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: shoot she it only went bad for her you know at
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: least
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i feel like as it's going now for current god as far as i know
[howard]: it's just bad for everyone else
[franklin]: all right so olivia
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: wild would be god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah i mean that's a big responsibility
[howard]: m
[franklin]: for her yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i think she would
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: not do the best job
[howard]: no
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i think she she wouldn't
[franklin]: m
[howard]: do a good job in a way that would be more troublesome for her than
[howard]: for us humans
[franklin]: yes yeh it would back lash at her and she'd just be like
[howard]: uh uh yeah
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: all right man you want to ask any more of these or do we want
[howard]: to just call it a day
[franklin]: all right you know let me just get to that was mason's question
[howard]: yeah oh
[franklin]: all right let me see doctors question here this is a little
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: vulgar
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but when you wake
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: up in the middle of the night to go number three puk do you turn
[franklin]: on the light or do it in the
[howard]: m
[franklin]: dark if you had the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like puk the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: dark
[howard]: yeah always
[franklin]: no
[howard]: because
[franklin]: you got to see what's going on
[howard]: no if you turn on the light then it will wake you up it makes
[howard]: your you know mind hormones turn into wake mode and and you can't go back
[howard]: to sleep
[franklin]: you've had to wake up in the middle of the night randomly le pug
[howard]: well i'm not not often at least
[franklin]: i've
[howard]: but
[franklin]: never
[howard]: i think
[franklin]: like if i've had the puke
[howard]: m
[franklin]: it's before and i can't go to bed otherwise
[howard]: when i was a little kid i used to poke a lot in
[franklin]: well
[howard]: the middle of the night
[franklin]: well that's yeah that's like a random yeah like when i was a little kid
[franklin]: too but like as
[howard]: yeah i
[franklin]: as
[howard]: wonder
[franklin]: a
[howard]: why
[franklin]: man
[howard]: little kids are poking grown men aren't
[franklin]: i mean
[howard]: should
[franklin]: as
[howard]: bring
[franklin]: a man
[howard]: back
[franklin]: first
[howard]: night puking
[franklin]: i fight it and i'm in tears when i'm throwing up like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: want
[howard]: sobbing
[franklin]: to
[howard]: like a baby
[franklin]: i am just like why is this happening
[howard]: like
[franklin]: and it's just fuck you man i don't know you you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like you were one of those
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: people like oh i threw up all the time it's nothing
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's not
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a good thing
[howard]: i go i throw up it's on flak
[franklin]: it's not a good thing
[howard]: no i don't throw up very much dude
[franklin]: nor do i
[howard]: i
[franklin]: i
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: hate it
[howard]: i don't i don't cry like i'm crying like a baby but here is to
[howard]: come out of my
[franklin]: well
[howard]: eyes
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: man
[franklin]: what i'm saying i'm not crying
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but i'm saying
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: like
[howard]: like if you ever like you ever get head butted in the nose by your
[howard]: dogs like you start
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: crying but you're not like you're just like
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: my eyes
[franklin]: i'm not crying but like you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: know it is what it is
[howard]: you
[franklin]: like
[howard]: know every every morning when i wake up i'm so tired and my eyes are
[howard]: just crying
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i'm so tired
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i cry every damn day and i'm still a man
[franklin]: that's right mate man said that too
[howard]: yeah that's right i was man i love that guy
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: uh let's say i'm gonna i want to get one last question
[franklin]: get one
[howard]: here
[franklin]: last one man
[howard]: all right this is it's from don i love dane man he is the cream
[howard]: of the crop he
[franklin]: i
[howard]: says
[franklin]: like dean man
[howard]: yeah gets a hard time but he shouldn't you know everyone
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: else should but den he says is self love overrated
[franklin]: are you talking about
[howard]: it is
[franklin]: talking about
[howard]: treating your body like an amusing park
[franklin]: reading your body like an amusement a that's a good drop
[howard]: i
[franklin]: m
[howard]: yeah i don't
[franklin]: m
[howard]: think that i think he's talking about you know the people who were like oh
[howard]: i'm treating myself today i'm going to take a warm bubble bath and
[franklin]: right
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is it overrated
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you
[howard]: it
[franklin]: know
[howard]: is
[franklin]: because
[howard]: dude
[franklin]: at the end you know even when i do all that i'm still not ex
[franklin]: cly thrilled
[howard]: yeah i'm not like oh ma that was better use of my time than eating
[howard]: some triskets and watching a
[franklin]: you got to treat
[howard]: first
[franklin]: yourself
[howard]: ten minutes of revenge of the sith
[franklin]: you got to treat yourself a little bit though
[howard]: yeah but you don't have to do that stuff and you can just
[franklin]: well
[howard]: watch
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: revenge
[franklin]: mean about going
[howard]: the smith
[franklin]: to the spot but maybe instead of the spa you get you go down to
[howard]: vengeldesmith
[franklin]: seven eleven and you get yourself
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: up
[howard]: slirpy
[franklin]: nice goodies no
[howard]: the the slippy family love
[franklin]: slirpy
[howard]: those guys
[franklin]: family due the slirpy family they love their slirpies they love their
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: their cherry
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: vanilla coke slirpies
[howard]: yeah they love their business
[franklin]: they love socialism
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we love him
[howard]: so socialism is when you have to take social studies an elementary school
[franklin]: book who loves that
[howard]: not me brother
[franklin]: not sucking me either
[howard]: all right man
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: we got
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: other classics but we'll get around to him i think is that fair to say
[howard]: franklin
[franklin]: i don't think so i don't think
[howard]: now
[franklin]: so
[howard]: we're
[franklin]: i want
[howard]: never
[franklin]: new questions
[howard]: going to get around to those questions i want new questions too
[franklin]: yeah like i'm sorry the van episode got god should knocked the questions down and
[franklin]: now there's too many
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: now it's late
[howard]: i didn't i didn't even like the questions that we did tonight
[franklin]: i like them
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i liked them for being bad
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: now they're all right
[franklin]: there right
[howard]: thank you everybody so much and yeah i don't know we got sir
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[franklin]: yeah