Every Damn Thing

We add online dating, Pee-Wee Herman, and public humiliation to the List of Every Damn Thing.

Show Notes

Phil, Jake & Jason form a fearsome foursome with first-time guest-host Natalie, and put some bells & whistles on the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking online dating, the fictional character Pee-Wee Herman, and everyone's favorite past-time public humiliation.

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home renovations * Zelda * tailgating * Country music * crows * cosplay * the sea * performance art * Phil Hartmanbindles * Pee-Wee’s Playhouse“Born in East L.A.”Jerry LewisTop Chef: TexasBuster Keaton * Dolly Parton * Hank Williams * Donald Duck * It’s-It * Cher * bullying * shame * dunce caps * corporeal punishment * hanky code * sex tapes * Married with Children * pigeons * zipper jeans with no underwear * Monopoly

Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here):


1. Dolly Parton - person
2. interspecies animal friends - idea
3. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
4. Prince - person
5. It’s-It - food
6. Cher - person
7. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
8. Donald Duck - fictional character
9. Hank Williams - person
10. air - substance


119. Double Stuf Oreos - food
120. Lincoln Logs - toy
121. Jenny McCarthy - person
122. Jon Voight - person
123. Hank Williams, Jr - person
124. McRib - food
125. war - idea
126. cigarettes - drug
127. QAnon - idea
128. transphobia - idea

Theme song by Jade Puget. Audio mastering by Luke Janela. Graphic design by Jason Mann.

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What is Every Damn Thing?

Phil and Jake rank everything.