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When Katie told Carl that this week's book was not so much ABOUT baseball as it was baseball-adjacent, he was undeterred. When he found out what it was REALLY about, he was equally undeterred because we've been doing this for three years now and frankly, he's seen it all. But that doesn't mean that we didn't have a blast with Howls and Home Runs by Biblio Barbie, because we absolutely did! Tune in for some high quality sentient object smut with a heap of spice!Book DescriptionThe Westland Wolves are known for three things: a winning record, hot shot rookies, and Wilder, their wolf mascot.After some unfortunate circumstances, the team rebrands to move forward. With a new and improved mascot suit, revamped stadium, and a new handler, the Westland Wolves are sure to make a comeback.WilderI’m not sure when I became whatever this is, but I’ve been this way for a while now. I sit in my locker awaiting a new season and then one day she opens my locker. Sunshine In human form, lighting up the emptiness inside of me.LaineyRunning from my past, I end up in a new town applying for a mascot handler position for the Westland Wolves. Being the famous Wilder’s handler is not what I expected. Can I make this work? Or will I end up running from this town, too?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: mention of past trauma and resulting PTSD/Panic Attacks (MMC, FMC), Mention of past parental maltreatment (FMC), Accidental death (mild gore), on-page murder of a secondary character, sexual harassment of the FMC, blood and bodily fluids, mustache hating.TROPES: sentient object romance featuring human, cis/het FMC, and non-human MMC who has gained sentience, instalove.TITILLATIONS: graphic sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, knotting, fluids - like a lot of fluids, detachable parts, “Good Boy".So...What Are You Into?Katie: FoundCarl: Scott Pilgrim Takes OffAuthor's LinksOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beatsfreemusicarchive.org
Show Notes
When Katie told Carl that this week's book was not so much ABOUT baseball as it was baseball-adjacent, he was undeterred. When he found out what it was REALLY about, he was equally undeterred because we've been doing this for three years now and frankly, he's seen it all. But that doesn't mean that we didn't have a blast with Howls and Home Runs by Biblio Barbie, because we absolutely did! Tune in for some high quality sentient object smut with a heap of spice!
Book Description
The Westland Wolves are known for three things: a winning record, hot shot rookies, and Wilder, their wolf mascot.
After some unfortunate circumstances, the team rebrands to move forward. With a new and improved mascot suit, revamped stadium, and a new handler, the Westland Wolves are sure to make a comeback.
Wilder
I’m not sure when I became whatever this is, but I’ve been this way for a while now. I sit in my locker awaiting a new season and then one day she opens my locker. Sunshine In human form, lighting up the emptiness inside of me.
Lainey
Running from my past, I end up in a new town applying for a mascot handler position for the Westland Wolves. Being the famous Wilder’s handler is not what I expected. Can I make this work? Or will I end up running from this town, too?
Triple T's
TRIGGERS: mention of past trauma and resulting PTSD/Panic Attacks (MMC, FMC), Mention of past parental maltreatment (FMC), Accidental death (mild gore), on-page murder of a secondary character, sexual harassment of the FMC, blood and bodily fluids, mustache hating.
TROPES: sentient object romance featuring human, cis/het FMC, and non-human MMC who has gained sentience, instalove.
TITILLATIONS: graphic sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, knotting, fluids - like a lot of fluids, detachable parts, “Good Boy".
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Found
Carl: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats
Creators and Guests
Host
Katie Mizell
Host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Hot and decent.
Producer
Maxx Joy
Producer/husband/co-host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Heart of a punk, soul of a dancer.
What is Cheap Smut?
Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.