1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,026 Speaker 1: The podcast on Haunted Hill will contain 2 00:00:02,066 --> 00:00:03,310 Speaker 1: spoilers and swearing. 3 00:00:11,121 --> 00:00:13,268 Speaker 2: I am the devil and I am here to do the 4 00:00:13,308 --> 00:00:13,809 Speaker 2: devil's work. 5 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:16,545 Speaker 2: I sell this vicon. 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,024 Speaker 2: Be one of us. 7 00:00:24,701 --> 00:00:26,067 Speaker 2: I didn't tell you my name, hang up. 8 00:00:26,781 --> 00:00:27,826 Speaker 2: I didn't tell you my name. 9 00:00:28,301 --> 00:00:29,063 Speaker 2: They're all apart. 10 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,627 Speaker 2: They're all apart. 11 00:00:30,647 --> 00:00:35,867 Speaker 2: Come it is time to keep your appointment. 12 00:00:47,441 --> 00:00:49,430 Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the podcast on Haunted 13 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: Hill 140. 14 00:00:56,128 --> 00:00:59,274 Speaker 1: 66 is Happy Christmas, merry Christmas. 15 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:00,375 Speaker 1: My name is Gav. 16 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:03,527 Speaker 1: I'm Dan to Clause. 17 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:07,191 Speaker 1: Dan to Clause, indeed, gavi Christmas. 18 00:01:08,141 --> 00:01:08,563 Speaker 3: I like that. 19 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:10,705 Speaker 3: Gavi Christmas Sounds like a children's TV 20 00:01:10,745 --> 00:01:11,207 Speaker 3: presenter. 21 00:01:11,721 --> 00:01:14,347 Speaker 1: Hope everybody's having a good time and is 22 00:01:14,428 --> 00:01:16,152 Speaker 1: happy and festive and pleasant. 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,787 Speaker 1: And if you don't celebrate Christmas, 24 00:01:19,128 --> 00:01:19,790 Speaker 1: you're just doing what? 25 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:22,383 Speaker 1: If you do and you're happy though, or if 26 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:26,216 Speaker 1: you don't like being happy, you're sad in 27 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: what you do, I don't know what to say. 28 00:01:27,561 --> 00:01:30,474 Speaker 1: I suppose, if you don't like to be happy 29 00:01:30,494 --> 00:01:32,143 Speaker 1: and you're always annoyed and sad, but that 30 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:34,478 Speaker 1: makes you happy, surely that's you being 31 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:34,700 Speaker 1: happy. 32 00:01:34,881 --> 00:01:35,342 Speaker 1: So I don't know. 33 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:36,446 Speaker 1: I'm stuck for that now. 34 00:01:36,526 --> 00:01:37,068 Speaker 1: I'm confused. 35 00:01:37,561 --> 00:01:39,473 Speaker 3: One of my best friends is only ever happy 36 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:40,901 Speaker 3: when he's got something to moan about, and 37 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:41,625 Speaker 3: I'm not talking about you. 38 00:01:41,962 --> 00:01:43,109 Speaker 1: I know who you're talking about as well. 39 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:43,914 Speaker 3: Yeah, rob. 40 00:01:45,601 --> 00:01:48,336 Speaker 3: So some people are happy, but listen what 41 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,883 Speaker 3: Gav's trying to say is, but that is him 42 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:51,729 Speaker 3: happy even though Greg Orn never happy. 43 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:53,922 Speaker 1: But you're happy, not being happy, he's not 44 00:01:53,962 --> 00:01:54,786 Speaker 1: happy actually. 45 00:01:55,261 --> 00:01:56,907 Speaker 3: If he hasn't got a list of things to moan 46 00:01:56,927 --> 00:01:58,402 Speaker 3: about, he's not happy, he doesn't know what 47 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,045 Speaker 3: to do with himself. 48 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,825 Speaker 3: But I think, gav, what you're trying to say 49 00:02:00,865 --> 00:02:03,423 Speaker 3: to our lovely listeners is happy holidays, 50 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,330 Speaker 3: happy festivities, even if you don't 51 00:02:06,371 --> 00:02:06,892 Speaker 3: celebrate it. 52 00:02:07,121 --> 00:02:09,187 Speaker 3: You might just get a half a day or a day to 53 00:02:09,227 --> 00:02:10,882 Speaker 3: put your feet up, whatever it is. 54 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:12,909 Speaker 3: Relax, enjoy yourselves and enjoy this 55 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:13,510 Speaker 3: festive time. 56 00:02:13,761 --> 00:02:18,700 Speaker 3: This is a very, very, very, very, very 57 00:02:18,941 --> 00:02:22,166 Speaker 3: Double celebration Special episode double 58 00:02:22,227 --> 00:02:22,648 Speaker 3: rainbow. 59 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,945 Speaker 3: This is a double celebration because this 60 00:02:26,025 --> 00:02:28,051 Speaker 3: is our annual Christmas special. 61 00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:31,071 Speaker 3: But the other reason this is another 62 00:02:31,755 --> 00:02:33,752 Speaker 3: special episode is not only is it our 63 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,626 Speaker 3: annual Christmas special, it's our 10th 64 00:02:36,733 --> 00:02:38,843 Speaker 3: annual Christmas special, which means that 65 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:42,232 Speaker 3: this is our 10th year anniversary episode, 66 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:45,990 Speaker 3: ten years of podcasting. 67 00:02:46,321 --> 00:02:47,185 Speaker 3: It's crazy, isn't it? 68 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:49,406 Speaker 3: So may I be the first, first of all, to 69 00:02:49,426 --> 00:02:51,681 Speaker 3: wish you a Merry Christmas, gavin, and a 70 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:53,247 Speaker 3: Happy New Year if I don't speak to you 71 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,506 Speaker 3: before then, and on top of that happy 72 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:59,485 Speaker 3: fucking anniversary, my friend, I know 10 73 00:02:59,505 --> 00:02:59,807 Speaker 3: years. 74 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,115 Speaker 3: Bit weird, isn't it? 75 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:02,744 Speaker 3: 10 years, that's longer than a lot of 76 00:03:02,784 --> 00:03:03,527 Speaker 3: people have had jobs. 77 00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:06,671 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I absolutely adore podcasting. 78 00:03:06,691 --> 00:03:07,598 Speaker 1: I loved doing it. 79 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,705 Speaker 1: I was doing it last night with my lovely 80 00:03:09,745 --> 00:03:12,011 Speaker 1: lady a new episode of HighStrokesPodcom, 81 00:03:12,422 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: which we did Christmas murder. 82 00:03:14,081 --> 00:03:15,766 Speaker 1: So if you don't like happiness, you want a 83 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,544 Speaker 1: bit of death at Christmas, you can pop over 84 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,273 Speaker 1: there and listen to that. 85 00:03:19,796 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I love podcasting. 86 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:21,725 Speaker 1: I love podcasting with you. 87 00:03:22,381 --> 00:03:23,747 Speaker 1: I love talking about horror movies. 88 00:03:23,901 --> 00:03:25,593 Speaker 1: If we didn't podcast, I'd still be talking 89 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,202 Speaker 1: to you about horror movies, just with a 90 00:03:27,222 --> 00:03:27,784 Speaker 1: microphone there. 91 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:30,745 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly that, and we will 92 00:03:30,765 --> 00:03:32,220 Speaker 3: get going to get into all of that today. 93 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,408 Speaker 3: So let's run through what this episode is 94 00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:34,709 Speaker 3: about. 95 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:36,841 Speaker 3: Obviously, it's our festive episode, so 96 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,166 Speaker 3: we're going to be getting very festive in 97 00:03:38,186 --> 00:03:38,687 Speaker 3: Christmasy. 98 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,686 Speaker 3: We're going to start off by talking about 99 00:03:40,746 --> 00:03:42,573 Speaker 3: Christmas, what we like to do, tradition, 100 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:43,963 Speaker 3: what we've been doing, what films we've 101 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:44,466 Speaker 3: been watching. 102 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:47,709 Speaker 3: Our main review, which you already know 103 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,824 Speaker 3: because you clicked on this, is we're only 104 00:03:49,844 --> 00:03:51,309 Speaker 3: doing one film because we've got lots of 105 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,745 Speaker 3: other stuff to talk about, but our main 106 00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:56,743 Speaker 3: review is going to be National Lampoon's 107 00:03:56,823 --> 00:04:01,063 Speaker 3: Christmas Vacation from 1989, because, even 108 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,341 Speaker 3: though it's not a horror film, it's got 109 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:07,312 Speaker 3: some pretty gnarly elements to it. 110 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,488 Speaker 3: I think you know the whole obstacles of 111 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:14,117 Speaker 3: family at Christmas, and the lighter side 112 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:15,779 Speaker 3: of it perhaps, but also the darker side of 113 00:04:15,799 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 3: it. 114 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,567 Speaker 3: So that's going to be a very fun one. 115 00:04:18,282 --> 00:04:18,603 Speaker 1: It's got a. 116 00:04:18,644 --> 00:04:21,575 Speaker 1: It's quite an outlander sort of cult 117 00:04:21,816 --> 00:04:22,940 Speaker 1: hemisphere I'd say really. 118 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,730 Speaker 1: I know it's not genre, but it is. 119 00:04:26,942 --> 00:04:29,704 Speaker 1: It's there with a massive fan base of you 120 00:04:29,745 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: know it's John Hughes as well. 121 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: It's not a straight average Christmas movie. 122 00:04:33,469 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 1: It's a little bit off the side there. 123 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:36,647 Speaker 1: And it's just enjoyable fun, so we thought 124 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:36,948 Speaker 1: fuck it. 125 00:04:37,202 --> 00:04:38,722 Speaker 3: Well, it's both a part, you know, in our 126 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:40,495 Speaker 3: top five Christmas films of all time. 127 00:04:40,515 --> 00:04:42,357 Speaker 3: We really love it and what fun to talk 128 00:04:42,398 --> 00:04:42,540 Speaker 3: about. 129 00:04:42,722 --> 00:04:44,203 Speaker 3: So we're going to be doing that and we're 130 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,778 Speaker 3: also going to be taking a trip down memory 131 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,485 Speaker 3: lane where we're going to talk about the 132 00:04:47,505 --> 00:04:50,182 Speaker 3: last 10 years of podcasting, what that 133 00:04:50,243 --> 00:04:53,450 Speaker 3: means to us, what how our lives have 134 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:55,282 Speaker 3: changed in those 10 years, what we've been 135 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:58,771 Speaker 3: the favorite memories, films, franchises 136 00:04:59,301 --> 00:05:01,970 Speaker 3: and just really just shoot this shit really 137 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,709 Speaker 3: and pretend that you know we're in the same 138 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:07,285 Speaker 3: room with a glass of whiskey not that 139 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:10,373 Speaker 3: either of us drink Incredible An open fire. 140 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,185 Speaker 1: How many years ago was that memory podcast 141 00:05:12,205 --> 00:05:13,188 Speaker 1: in front of an open fire? 142 00:05:13,569 --> 00:05:14,091 Speaker 1: Richard's Get. 143 00:05:14,111 --> 00:05:14,332 Speaker 3: Truck. 144 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,857 Speaker 1: I've actually heard of some of our 145 00:05:16,877 --> 00:05:18,091 Speaker 1: listeners and thank you, listeners, for 146 00:05:18,111 --> 00:05:19,462 Speaker 1: being listeners all this time and listening 147 00:05:19,483 --> 00:05:19,684 Speaker 1: to us. 148 00:05:20,201 --> 00:05:21,587 Speaker 1: I'll say listen a few more times, Listen, 149 00:05:21,607 --> 00:05:21,767 Speaker 1: listen. 150 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,988 Speaker 1: I remember one of our listeners possibly 151 00:05:26,109 --> 00:05:29,804 Speaker 1: saying to us at one point our older 152 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:32,550 Speaker 1: episodes of audio quality not as good. 153 00:05:33,352 --> 00:05:33,613 Speaker 3: Yeah. 154 00:05:34,861 --> 00:05:36,814 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we kind of I don't know, I 155 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with that, 156 00:05:37,901 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: because it's not like I've got better, 157 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,848 Speaker 1: because it's in 10 years I'm still doing I 158 00:05:42,868 --> 00:05:43,109 Speaker 1: don't know. 159 00:05:43,866 --> 00:05:45,020 Speaker 3: Well, I think we have got better. 160 00:05:45,141 --> 00:05:46,448 Speaker 3: I think we've been doing it long enough 161 00:05:46,509 --> 00:05:48,380 Speaker 3: that we can record. 162 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,867 Speaker 3: We don't really edit much. 163 00:05:51,921 --> 00:05:54,098 Speaker 3: You know, the odd time we might take 164 00:05:54,138 --> 00:05:56,406 Speaker 3: something out or add something in or 165 00:05:56,446 --> 00:05:58,062 Speaker 3: something might distract one of us and we 166 00:05:58,102 --> 00:06:00,497 Speaker 3: have to like quickly stop recording for 167 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 3: whatever reason. 168 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,928 Speaker 3: But we can do this. 169 00:06:03,851 --> 00:06:05,458 Speaker 3: You know, we set aside an evening for 170 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,803 Speaker 3: anyone that doesn't know and we just sit 171 00:06:06,823 --> 00:06:07,646 Speaker 3: down and we record. 172 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:10,407 Speaker 3: Then we take breaks, you know, as the 173 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:11,991 Speaker 3: breaks you hear throughout the episode. 174 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,399 Speaker 1: But we could do like a YouTube video behind 175 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:16,073 Speaker 1: the scenes. 176 00:06:16,113 --> 00:06:17,595 Speaker 3: This is how we make a podcast. 177 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:18,884 Speaker 3: Everybody knows. 178 00:06:19,341 --> 00:06:21,010 Speaker 1: But yeah, I think there was an episode 179 00:06:21,031 --> 00:06:23,101 Speaker 1: where you and I sat river fire so you'd 180 00:06:23,122 --> 00:06:25,570 Speaker 1: have heard the fireplace crackling away and 181 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:25,750 Speaker 1: us. 182 00:06:25,962 --> 00:06:27,997 Speaker 1: But we would have been sharing because just 183 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,967 Speaker 1: amateur, because like the same device I 184 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:34,195 Speaker 1: record our show on if I got to tell you 185 00:06:34,215 --> 00:06:36,593 Speaker 1: what it is Zoom H4N, which I use for all 186 00:06:36,654 --> 00:06:38,563 Speaker 1: our filmmaking as well this is the best. 187 00:06:39,205 --> 00:06:41,371 Speaker 1: I love this device 200 quid. 188 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,565 Speaker 1: I bought it 12 years ago. 189 00:06:43,981 --> 00:06:44,885 Speaker 1: It's fucking amazing. 190 00:06:45,201 --> 00:06:47,482 Speaker 1: You can get it super cheap now and I'm 191 00:06:47,562 --> 00:06:47,884 Speaker 1: really good. 192 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:50,364 Speaker 1: If you want to start podcasting, just give 193 00:06:50,405 --> 00:06:51,288 Speaker 1: you that and make a model. 194 00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: It's pretty hardy as well. 195 00:06:52,941 --> 00:06:54,567 Speaker 3: But we you know it's dirty. 196 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,309 Speaker 1: But with Sarah, for example, I have a mic 197 00:06:57,389 --> 00:07:00,850 Speaker 1: going, an extra mic going direct into it, 198 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:02,979 Speaker 1: as well as a mic I've got on it going into 199 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,084 Speaker 1: it, so we could both talk. 200 00:07:04,144 --> 00:07:06,721 Speaker 1: But when me and you used to do it, it would 201 00:07:06,741 --> 00:07:08,508 Speaker 1: have been just that mic in the middle of 202 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:11,286 Speaker 1: the room and it's not like we were nose to 203 00:07:11,326 --> 00:07:11,688 Speaker 1: nose. 204 00:07:11,961 --> 00:07:13,493 Speaker 1: So we'd be like, hey, how are you doing? 205 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,151 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not bad, but we did sit very 206 00:07:16,192 --> 00:07:18,548 Speaker 3: close to each other on the sofa to try to 207 00:07:18,589 --> 00:07:19,697 Speaker 3: make the same biscuit as we did. 208 00:07:19,717 --> 00:07:19,999 Speaker 3: It's terrible. 209 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:21,727 Speaker 1: So those episodes would just be kind of 210 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:26,274 Speaker 1: like whack documentary style audio of just 211 00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:27,782 Speaker 1: one mic in a room somewhere. 212 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,388 Speaker 1: If someone's talking you can't really hear 213 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:29,488 Speaker 1: them. 214 00:07:30,321 --> 00:07:32,167 Speaker 3: But I think it's safe to say podcasting has 215 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,345 Speaker 3: come along way for everybody, for the whole 216 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:37,682 Speaker 3: world, in 10 years, because I think when we 217 00:07:37,743 --> 00:07:40,992 Speaker 3: started out it was still relatively new. 218 00:07:41,741 --> 00:07:43,215 Speaker 3: You know it was probably been going for a 219 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:45,135 Speaker 3: year or two but people were still finding 220 00:07:45,155 --> 00:07:46,764 Speaker 3: their feet there and you know one was like 221 00:07:46,784 --> 00:07:48,918 Speaker 3: there was no Joe Rogan's or that kind of 222 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 3: thing. 223 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:51,108 Speaker 3: You know people weren't getting paid off of 224 00:07:51,249 --> 00:07:53,299 Speaker 3: it Not that we're getting paid off of it. 225 00:07:53,601 --> 00:07:55,027 Speaker 1: I'm not sure when Joe Rogan did start 226 00:07:55,047 --> 00:07:57,005 Speaker 1: actually he probably was around 10 years I 227 00:07:57,105 --> 00:07:59,569 Speaker 1: thought yeah Well, you got to think the 228 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:02,545 Speaker 1: advent of the smartphone was not till 2010 229 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:04,992 Speaker 1: with Apple's first iPhone. 230 00:08:05,882 --> 00:08:08,433 Speaker 1: And that would have been a lot easier for 231 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:11,368 Speaker 1: people to listen to podcasts on the go. 232 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,340 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's the other thing. 233 00:08:13,503 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 3: It's not just about the recording. 234 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,697 Speaker 3: It is, then, about people being able to how 235 00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:18,182 Speaker 3: they listen, if they're not just a home 236 00:08:18,246 --> 00:08:19,918 Speaker 3: based on a computer or in the office, which 237 00:08:19,938 --> 00:08:20,783 Speaker 3: people would do as well. 238 00:08:21,641 --> 00:08:22,966 Speaker 1: I'm going to check out the stats for Sarah 239 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,945 Speaker 1: and I's show, the High Strangers podcast. 240 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:27,853 Speaker 1: I could see what devices listen. 241 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: It's crazy. 242 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:32,035 Speaker 1: So I can see if it's a desktop or whatever, 243 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:34,045 Speaker 1: and most of the time Gav can see you. 244 00:08:34,324 --> 00:08:35,961 Speaker 1: I can see what you're doing Most of the 245 00:08:35,981 --> 00:08:39,909 Speaker 1: time, it's Apple iTunes on, I think, 246 00:08:39,949 --> 00:08:43,209 Speaker 1: smartphones Most of the time and you can 247 00:08:43,229 --> 00:08:43,820 Speaker 1: sort of see what it is. 248 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:45,375 Speaker 1: But yeah, back in the day, not so many 249 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:48,249 Speaker 1: people did it, so that's what we're doing. 250 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:49,481 Speaker 3: Well. 251 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:52,032 Speaker 3: It's Christmas time, so let's start things 252 00:08:52,072 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 3: off festively. 253 00:08:52,922 --> 00:08:54,380 Speaker 3: I've got some mince pies in the kitchen 254 00:08:54,582 --> 00:08:56,378 Speaker 3: which I'll be eating periodically on our 255 00:08:56,398 --> 00:08:56,620 Speaker 3: breaks. 256 00:08:56,742 --> 00:08:57,576 Speaker 1: I fucking loved. 257 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:59,787 Speaker 1: Yesterday I made a bubble and squeak out of 258 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:00,249 Speaker 1: leftovers. 259 00:09:01,101 --> 00:09:02,994 Speaker 3: Can you explain to anyone not from the UK 260 00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 3: what bubble and squeak is? 261 00:09:03,981 --> 00:09:05,246 Speaker 3: It's a very British meal. 262 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,866 Speaker 1: The bubble and squeak is basically what 263 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,471 Speaker 1: happens when you do the cooking. 264 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:14,498 Speaker 1: You get your leftovers from a traditional 265 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:16,432 Speaker 1: roast dinner, so you know your turkey, your 266 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:18,465 Speaker 1: potato, your vegetables, any other little 267 00:09:18,485 --> 00:09:21,412 Speaker 1: bits, and you have to have pretty much 50% 268 00:09:21,452 --> 00:09:23,501 Speaker 1: potato to whatever else you have, because 269 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,247 Speaker 1: potato is the form that sticks it all 270 00:09:25,268 --> 00:09:25,548 Speaker 1: together. 271 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:27,726 Speaker 1: And you get a frying pan, you put some oil 272 00:09:27,786 --> 00:09:31,066 Speaker 1: in it and a knob of butter and put all your 273 00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:31,628 Speaker 1: leftovers in. 274 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,645 Speaker 1: I actually diced mine up a bit, so it's 275 00:09:33,705 --> 00:09:36,221 Speaker 1: super fine, that's mine, we've done it and 276 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:38,127 Speaker 1: then you put it in a pan for about 15, 20 277 00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:39,150 Speaker 1: minutes with a masher. 278 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: You kind of just mash it. 279 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,307 Speaker 1: This is like the cooking podcast we're 280 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:42,468 Speaker 1: doing. 281 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,701 Speaker 1: Welcome to the kitchen on Lunted Hill and 282 00:09:47,423 --> 00:09:48,887 Speaker 1: you mash it together and eventually it 283 00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:52,144 Speaker 1: forms together like a big patty and then 284 00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:52,648 Speaker 1: that's it. 285 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,729 Speaker 1: But it's the flavours of every bit of the 286 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:57,775 Speaker 1: roast dinner in every bite. 287 00:09:58,096 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 1: All combined it's gorgeous. 288 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:00,944 Speaker 1: You could do it any food, you could do it 289 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,419 Speaker 1: with any leftovers, you could do bubble and 290 00:10:02,439 --> 00:10:03,585 Speaker 1: squeak, and it's called that because it 291 00:10:04,107 --> 00:10:06,278 Speaker 1: squeaks and it bubbles as you cook it. 292 00:10:06,298 --> 00:10:08,662 Speaker 1: Yep, not sponge bubbles Only if you've 293 00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:09,626 Speaker 1: really got liquid going on. 294 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,447 Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my mum had two budgies 295 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,571 Speaker 3: called bubble and squeak. 296 00:10:15,563 --> 00:10:16,145 Speaker 3: So there we go. 297 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:17,109 Speaker 3: That's a little, but yeah. 298 00:10:17,422 --> 00:10:18,919 Speaker 1: I put mine in my parents' and I said to my 299 00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: dad we have good Christmas, girlfriend. 300 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: I was like yeah, yeah, dad, no ice, yeah. 301 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: I said to her well, my bubble and squeak, 302 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,689 Speaker 1: it's the best thing, it is Better than 303 00:10:25,742 --> 00:10:26,234 Speaker 1: Christmas dinner. 304 00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:27,308 Speaker 1: That is the bubble and squeak. 305 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:28,811 Speaker 1: And she said I think I'll move you. 306 00:10:29,072 --> 00:10:29,272 Speaker 1: Yeah. 307 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:33,908 Speaker 3: Oh Well, I've got some mince pies to snack 308 00:10:34,028 --> 00:10:36,213 Speaker 3: on and I think very quickly because I was 309 00:10:36,295 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 3: rolling with my parents. 310 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,146 Speaker 1: But my parents say, yeah, air fryer for 311 00:10:39,608 --> 00:10:39,929 Speaker 1: Christmas. 312 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:41,485 Speaker 1: My dad was a chef in the Navy. 313 00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:42,268 Speaker 1: He's old now. 314 00:10:44,183 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: He's not bothered about being here. 315 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,225 Speaker 1: He'd be happy where he's dead. 316 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:47,743 Speaker 1: He's the way he is now. 317 00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:49,346 Speaker 1: He don't want to go anywhere, stays in the 318 00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:50,489 Speaker 1: house, don't want to speak to anyone. 319 00:10:50,529 --> 00:10:51,792 Speaker 1: Fuck off everybody, that sort of thing. 320 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,333 Speaker 1: That's how he is. 321 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,763 Speaker 1: So I've got him an air fryer. 322 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:54,525 Speaker 1: Did he want it? 323 00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:55,327 Speaker 1: Fuck did he. 324 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,031 Speaker 1: No way, does he want an air fryer? 325 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:57,532 Speaker 1: Tell my mum. 326 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,646 Speaker 1: No, I'm not using it. 327 00:11:00,074 --> 00:11:01,180 Speaker 1: Could change it's different. 328 00:11:01,842 --> 00:11:03,146 Speaker 3: I was like it makes your life easy. 329 00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:04,390 Speaker 3: My dad was the same. 330 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,610 Speaker 3: I bought him a CD player 15 years ago. 331 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:09,152 Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. 332 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:13,747 Speaker 1: A couple of days ago Dad got your CD player 333 00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:14,281 Speaker 1: trade he said. 334 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:16,681 Speaker 3: And then mum looked at me and said they 335 00:11:16,721 --> 00:11:17,867 Speaker 3: said we're not going to use it. 336 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:20,283 Speaker 3: And then within about five years they had a 337 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:21,895 Speaker 3: library of hundreds of CDs. 338 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 3: Same thing happened. 339 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,726 Speaker 3: I bought him a DVD player. 340 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,709 Speaker 3: And probably five years after DVDs were a 341 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:26,950 Speaker 3: thing. 342 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,241 Speaker 1: This is exactly what I told you You've got 343 00:11:28,261 --> 00:11:30,494 Speaker 1: to get him a dog, and every dog he says 344 00:11:30,575 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 1: fuck off. 345 00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:31,883 Speaker 1: You love a dog. 346 00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:32,325 Speaker 1: If you had one. 347 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:33,724 Speaker 3: Well, my dad's got a blue ray player. 348 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:34,850 Speaker 3: Now You're the best planning buggy ever, 349 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,385 Speaker 3: but yeah you know he's all over it, but 350 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 3: I've got some strawberry milk. 351 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,125 Speaker 3: I'm really into chocolate and strawberry 352 00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:42,787 Speaker 3: milk this year, so I've been buying cartons 353 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:43,208 Speaker 3: of that. 354 00:11:44,826 --> 00:11:46,459 Speaker 3: I had a carton of eggnog as well, which is 355 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:46,620 Speaker 3: nice. 356 00:11:47,242 --> 00:11:48,385 Speaker 1: Because I don't drink anymore. 357 00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:50,331 Speaker 1: I haven't drank for four and a half years, 358 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,219 Speaker 1: but when I used to have mice by about some 359 00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:55,033 Speaker 1: sprites, I ended up getting addicted to 360 00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:55,634 Speaker 1: chocolate milk. 361 00:11:56,121 --> 00:11:57,266 Speaker 3: Yeah, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, I've 362 00:11:57,286 --> 00:11:58,069 Speaker 3: been buying those, I know why. 363 00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,157 Speaker 3: But it's very festive as well. 364 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,066 Speaker 3: Yeah, and my in-laws bought me a huge tray 365 00:12:04,346 --> 00:12:08,032 Speaker 3: of really high quality cocaine. 366 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:09,775 Speaker 1: No, Was it good? 367 00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:12,207 Speaker 3: Really high quality gingerbread. 368 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,889 Speaker 3: And, my God, I am fucking addicted to this 369 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,773 Speaker 3: stuff, to the point that my wife gave me a 370 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 3: kiss good night last night. 371 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,607 Speaker 3: I was staying up late watching Santa's 372 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:22,766 Speaker 3: sleigh and I sat there with my glass of 373 00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:24,524 Speaker 3: strawberry milk and she gave me a kiss and 374 00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:26,370 Speaker 3: she went right, you need to stop eating 375 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:27,076 Speaker 3: this gingerbread. 376 00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:28,001 Speaker 3: And I said what she went? 377 00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:29,888 Speaker 3: You stink of gingerbread. 378 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,526 Speaker 3: I can smell it on your breath. 379 00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:33,066 Speaker 3: You've got a crumb of it in your beard. 380 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,056 Speaker 3: You keep going in the kitchen and I know 381 00:12:35,076 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 3: what you're doing. 382 00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:36,465 Speaker 3: You keep going in there. 383 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:37,959 Speaker 3: How much is left in the box? 384 00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:38,855 Speaker 3: And I say I don't know. 385 00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:40,279 Speaker 3: I've left some for the kids. 386 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,947 Speaker 3: You're giving me boobs in gingerbread. 387 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,047 Speaker 3: I love gingerbread man Of everything. 388 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:47,247 Speaker 3: Gingerbread man, gingerbread Dan, 389 00:12:47,841 --> 00:12:49,286 Speaker 3: gingerbread Dan can't catch me. 390 00:12:49,306 --> 00:12:50,229 Speaker 3: I'm the gingerbread Dan. 391 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,635 Speaker 3: But we won't be eating whilst we record. 392 00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 3: We'll do all our eating in the brains. 393 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,646 Speaker 1: No, I've been told off. 394 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,438 Speaker 3: Don't gobble your nuts while we're 395 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 3: recording. 396 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,497 Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do munching while we're 397 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: recording. 398 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,164 Speaker 3: If anyone's going to gobble your nuts, 399 00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:04,691 Speaker 3: it'll be me, all right, hello. 400 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,586 Speaker 1: So I could have 100 moles between this, but 401 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:07,730 Speaker 1: all right, no. 402 00:13:08,881 --> 00:13:10,233 Speaker 3: You've got long balls, so it's fine. 403 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,368 Speaker 1: I do, I have, but no, why am I telling you 404 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:13,608 Speaker 1: that? 405 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:16,798 Speaker 3: I love the honesty. 406 00:13:17,908 --> 00:13:19,582 Speaker 3: This is the many years of friendship and 407 00:13:19,603 --> 00:13:20,796 Speaker 3: ten years of podcasting. 408 00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:23,582 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I'm happy, though it's not 409 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:25,148 Speaker 1: like this is going out to the world, so 410 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:25,469 Speaker 1: it's fine. 411 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,787 Speaker 1: You completely fucking frame me, all right, 412 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:30,429 Speaker 1: you frame me, fuck it. 413 00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:32,774 Speaker 3: Well, look, let's start talking about what 414 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,946 Speaker 3: we've been watching, what we like to watch. 415 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,795 Speaker 3: Let's start off with anything we've watched 416 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:38,137 Speaker 3: recently. 417 00:13:38,177 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 3: That's quite new. 418 00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:40,386 Speaker 3: I know you're very excited to talk to me 419 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:43,180 Speaker 3: about a film called Hands of Steel. 420 00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:45,058 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not new to me, though it's not 421 00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:45,260 Speaker 1: new to me. 422 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:46,677 Speaker 1: I know, I know but I still want to hear 423 00:13:46,698 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: about it. 424 00:13:47,322 --> 00:13:50,207 Speaker 1: Oh man, Hands of Steel, I might tell you 425 00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:50,428 Speaker 1: what. 426 00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:52,666 Speaker 1: Let me just pull it up for a second. 427 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:53,663 Speaker 1: What about the? 428 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:55,690 Speaker 3: synopsis Well yeah. 429 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,470 Speaker 1: Basically Hands of Steel. 430 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,454 Speaker 1: Last night I said, sarah, I managed to get 431 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,863 Speaker 1: to see Sarah this Christmas. 432 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,647 Speaker 1: I didn't think I was going to and I managed 433 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:05,678 Speaker 1: to get to see her and it was our last night 434 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:07,474 Speaker 1: together, I mean you know you don't see 435 00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:08,140 Speaker 1: each other that much. 436 00:14:08,262 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: So, like, what are we going to watch? 437 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,557 Speaker 1: It has to be something like it's really 438 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 1: frustrating. 439 00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:14,738 Speaker 1: You get to say go, that's a fucking waste 440 00:14:14,778 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 1: of two hours. 441 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,426 Speaker 1: We could just say a chat or something. 442 00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:23,111 Speaker 1: You know, and I found this movie on Amazon 443 00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:24,774 Speaker 1: Prime from oh, it's 1986. 444 00:14:28,263 --> 00:14:29,702 Speaker 1: It's not like I'm doing a review, but I'm 445 00:14:29,722 --> 00:14:30,746 Speaker 1: going to do the synopsis. 446 00:14:31,322 --> 00:14:33,018 Speaker 3: Please do, because you've been banging on 447 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:33,943 Speaker 3: about this so I want to hear. 448 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,666 Speaker 1: Oh, I told you about it. 449 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: I had some friends come over earlier and I 450 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:40,531 Speaker 1: was chatting to them about it. 451 00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:43,857 Speaker 1: Oh no, a cyborg is programmed to kill a 452 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,467 Speaker 1: scientist who holds the fate of mankind in 453 00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:47,049 Speaker 1: his hands. 454 00:14:48,562 --> 00:14:50,008 Speaker 3: Like all over this straight away. 455 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,251 Speaker 1: A cyborg is programmed to kill a scientist, 456 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,213 Speaker 1: who holds the fate of it? 457 00:14:53,614 --> 00:14:56,176 Speaker 1: And the scientist in question is John Saxon. 458 00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:00,060 Speaker 1: Fuck me, he fails in an Italian film. 459 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:02,862 Speaker 1: He fails and hides in a diner what he fails 460 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,245 Speaker 1: and hides in a diner run by a woman who 461 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:05,747 Speaker 1: likes him. 462 00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:07,206 Speaker 1: She wants him dick. 463 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:11,251 Speaker 1: The people who sent him here sent him what 464 00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:15,594 Speaker 1: Sent him after him, so it's the local arm 465 00:15:15,635 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: wrestling champ. 466 00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:17,365 Speaker 1: That is really bad. 467 00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:19,727 Speaker 3: What the local arm wrestling champ. 468 00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:23,629 Speaker 1: Right, this dude escapes from John Saxon 469 00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:26,229 Speaker 1: and he's basically massive. 470 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:28,663 Speaker 1: He's kind of your Swatchenegotype, but he's 471 00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:31,499 Speaker 1: kind of charismatic as well in a sort of 472 00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:31,580 Speaker 1: way. 473 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,287 Speaker 1: It's a bit I don't know kind of. 474 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:35,677 Speaker 1: He wasn't just like completely brain dead, 475 00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? 476 00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:37,546 Speaker 1: That's what you kind of possibly thought. 477 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:43,951 Speaker 1: He escapes and he manages to get to this 478 00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:46,208 Speaker 1: bar out of diner and it happens to be a 479 00:15:46,269 --> 00:15:48,103 Speaker 1: load of rough guys in there, sort of mobike 480 00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:48,847 Speaker 1: gang type of that. 481 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,260 Speaker 1: But this woman's like I need some work done, 482 00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:53,128 Speaker 1: can you help me out for bed and board? 483 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,092 Speaker 1: And he's like yeah, no, no, no, no problem, 484 00:15:55,617 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 1: trouble is there. 485 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:59,816 Speaker 1: They're all like there's a guy there who is 486 00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:05,336 Speaker 1: called he is basically arm wrestling 487 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: champion of the town Amazing. 488 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:10,677 Speaker 1: Bronco, I think he's called or something 489 00:16:10,697 --> 00:16:12,599 Speaker 1: like that, or Blanco or something like that, 490 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: and he's pitchers up on the wall as well. 491 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,970 Speaker 1: But you've got all these other guys there 492 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:20,108 Speaker 1: and they're basically just like all having 493 00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: arm wrestling competitions. 494 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,769 Speaker 1: Then he's there and there's this bit where 495 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:27,463 Speaker 1: he gets a bit of toyed up the bad guys. 496 00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,162 Speaker 1: There's one particular guy he doesn't get 497 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:30,564 Speaker 1: along with. 498 00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:34,599 Speaker 1: He gets the waitress when she sends him out 499 00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:36,599 Speaker 1: to go get some beer for him out the back 500 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:38,998 Speaker 1: and come back for some toilet paper to take 501 00:16:39,018 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 1: over to him. 502 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,884 Speaker 1: He reads it and it says you'll need this to 503 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,644 Speaker 1: wipe your arse from the ship after you shit 504 00:16:44,665 --> 00:16:45,066 Speaker 1: yourself. 505 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,207 Speaker 1: For me, beating you armwrestling, it's 506 00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:47,669 Speaker 1: really bad. 507 00:16:48,364 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: It's a great movie, by the way. 508 00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:52,221 Speaker 3: I mean, I've just looked at the poster and 509 00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:53,747 Speaker 3: it looks fantastic from the poster. 510 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,278 Speaker 1: The poster was what in the video shot back 511 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:57,912 Speaker 1: in the day that was that movie would have 512 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,700 Speaker 1: got it and I'd been happy. 513 00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,476 Speaker 1: I was over the moon with this film, like 514 00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling you now. 515 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:01,977 Speaker 1: So he looks down. 516 00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:05,149 Speaker 3: It sounds like the Terminator meets over 517 00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:07,547 Speaker 3: the top, but done with John Saxon and 518 00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:08,069 Speaker 3: Italian. 519 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,736 Speaker 1: Yeah, with big laser guns as well. 520 00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:10,140 Speaker 1: That's another boy. 521 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,044 Speaker 3: Oh, come on. 522 00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: And he looks down and he starts writing 523 00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:16,156 Speaker 1: something called the kitchen worktop, snaps 524 00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,060 Speaker 1: it off and throws it on the table at them 525 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,705 Speaker 1: because they gave it, and it just says 526 00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,152 Speaker 1: you're on, that's it. 527 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:23,945 Speaker 1: That's a bit of a waste. 528 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,588 Speaker 1: So, anyway, he beats the guy and all this 529 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,170 Speaker 1: sort of stuff. 530 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: And then there's other stuff, though. 531 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,207 Speaker 1: You've got John Saxon and his guys and the 532 00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:35,666 Speaker 1: FBI after them after him, because he's out 533 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,088 Speaker 1: of control. 534 00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:38,168 Speaker 1: But there's a segue to our last episode. 535 00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:41,066 Speaker 1: In this, one of the main actors, claudio 536 00:17:41,106 --> 00:17:44,587 Speaker 1: Cassenni, and an aircraft, a helicopter 537 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,404 Speaker 1: pilot, crashed and died in the making of 538 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:46,565 Speaker 1: this. 539 00:17:47,427 --> 00:17:52,253 Speaker 1: Oh, wow, interesting John Saxon because of 540 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,200 Speaker 1: SAG, that's, the Screen Actors Guild, 541 00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:58,606 Speaker 1: because he I think it's Green, because he 542 00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,140 Speaker 1: was going to keep into their roles. 543 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,787 Speaker 1: He said I won't shoot anything in America, 544 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,668 Speaker 1: I'll just do all my shots in Italy. 545 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:06,661 Speaker 1: And the helicopter crashed into America and 546 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:07,965 Speaker 1: he would have been in the helicopter. 547 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,210 Speaker 3: Bloody hell. 548 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,987 Speaker 1: So John Saxon were a daughter in the 80s. 549 00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:13,025 Speaker 3: Thank God he didn't. 550 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,829 Speaker 1: Anyway, I really enjoyed this film. 551 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 3: Well, I've just added it to my watch list. 552 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,928 Speaker 3: It's on Prime for free to watch if you've 553 00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:21,429 Speaker 3: got Prime. 554 00:18:23,212 --> 00:18:24,017 Speaker 3: So, hands of steel. 555 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 3: Everybody watches it. 556 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,908 Speaker 1: Just get on that shit honestly, it's so 557 00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:27,249 Speaker 1: good. 558 00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,234 Speaker 3: I love it when you come across or I come 559 00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:31,905 Speaker 3: across one of these, oh Hands of Prime is a 560 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,325 Speaker 3: beauty for that, like when I recommended 561 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:36,591 Speaker 3: that Island of Death to you. 562 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:38,540 Speaker 1: It's just a film that I yeah, we watched it, 563 00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:41,849 Speaker 1: and Sarah says we should cover it. 564 00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:43,526 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we should. 565 00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:45,252 Speaker 3: It would be a fun discussion. 566 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:46,989 Speaker 1: That's the thing, though, because sometimes 567 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,603 Speaker 1: certain movies visually might not be good, 568 00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:51,805 Speaker 1: but audibly, doing a podcast reviews, it 569 00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:52,620 Speaker 1: comes across so much better. 570 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:56,570 Speaker 1: But anyway, hands of Steel for 1986 is 1800, 571 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:57,392 Speaker 1: hour and 30 minutes. 572 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,567 Speaker 1: Just fucking get on that, get on it. 573 00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:02,937 Speaker 3: Well, I discovered a hidden gem myself from 574 00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:06,109 Speaker 3: the 80s, which a lot of people will already 575 00:19:06,169 --> 00:19:09,496 Speaker 3: know about, but I believe it's a German or 576 00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 3: French film. 577 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,939 Speaker 3: It's called Deadly Games from 1989. 578 00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,607 Speaker 3: And basically it's like Home Alone. 579 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,585 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know of it, yeah. 580 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:16,780 Speaker 3: But Home Alone meets. 581 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:19,068 Speaker 3: It's Halloween, I guess. 582 00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're a bit gutted. 583 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,525 Speaker 1: It's because it wasn't American. 584 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:25,044 Speaker 3: If it'd been American, it might have been 585 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,343 Speaker 3: possibly picked up before they actually 586 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,392 Speaker 3: tried to sue John Hughes, but he was able 587 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:32,102 Speaker 3: to prove that Home Alone was already in 588 00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:32,665 Speaker 3: production. 589 00:19:33,561 --> 00:19:35,269 Speaker 3: But it's about a young boy who lives in a 590 00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 3: huge mansion because his parents are rich 591 00:19:37,581 --> 00:19:38,934 Speaker 3: but he's on his own and he lives there with 592 00:19:38,975 --> 00:19:41,882 Speaker 3: his grandfather and then a man, a really 593 00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:45,910 Speaker 3: creepy guy dressed as Santa, breaks in and 594 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:47,777 Speaker 3: tries to kill him and his dog and his 595 00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,925 Speaker 3: grandfather and he basically has to home 596 00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:51,008 Speaker 3: alone the shit out of it. 597 00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:53,436 Speaker 3: But it's really brutal because he's 598 00:19:53,516 --> 00:19:56,687 Speaker 3: European and I think I'll probably watch it 599 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,456 Speaker 3: again next Christmas because, you know, 600 00:19:58,476 --> 00:19:59,924 Speaker 3: like the first viewing of something you 601 00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:00,768 Speaker 3: just like wow. 602 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,797 Speaker 3: So I think my second viewing of that would 603 00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:03,259 Speaker 3: be really good. 604 00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,026 Speaker 3: So, yeah, I love discovering these hidden 605 00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:05,347 Speaker 3: gems. 606 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:09,100 Speaker 3: I've not really watched anything new other 607 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,585 Speaker 3: than stuff I discussed in our last episode, 608 00:20:10,805 --> 00:20:13,595 Speaker 3: like something in the barn or, um, werewolf 609 00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,782 Speaker 3: Santa or Violent Night, um. 610 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:17,027 Speaker 3: But is there anything else you wanted to 611 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,494 Speaker 3: talk about before we move on to just sort 612 00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,684 Speaker 3: of traditional or favourite Christmas films, 613 00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:21,186 Speaker 3: to watch. 614 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,052 Speaker 1: I got Colombo Boxer from Sarah for 615 00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:25,279 Speaker 1: Christmas and I watched uh Vincent Price 616 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,127 Speaker 1: and Martin Sheen episode and it was really 617 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,273 Speaker 1: enjoyable yeah, colombo's. 618 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,556 Speaker 3: We've talked about Colombo before. 619 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,309 Speaker 3: It's very well crafted, you don't? 620 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:34,091 Speaker 3: They just didn't. 621 00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:35,474 Speaker 3: They don't make them like I used to. 622 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,647 Speaker 1: It's just kind of enjoyable, but it's. 623 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:38,371 Speaker 1: It's my age. 624 00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:40,381 Speaker 1: I am as well like if I've been a 17 year 625 00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:41,526 Speaker 1: old, be like I'm not fucking sitting here 626 00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:42,829 Speaker 1: watching this for an hour and a half the 627 00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:45,054 Speaker 1: age I am now quite happily just sit there 628 00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:45,335 Speaker 1: and go. 629 00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:47,852 Speaker 1: Okay, we, because of the formula of the way 630 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:49,761 Speaker 1: it works, we know who did the killing. 631 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,567 Speaker 1: We've seen that in the first 15 minutes. 632 00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:53,092 Speaker 1: Now we've got to figure out. 633 00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:54,455 Speaker 1: Colombo's going to figure it out and it's 634 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:56,870 Speaker 1: such fun and that's actually I take about 635 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,331 Speaker 1: what I said. 636 00:20:57,371 --> 00:20:58,655 Speaker 3: They do make them what they used to, I 637 00:20:58,695 --> 00:21:00,489 Speaker 3: believe, in the last five years. 638 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:03,859 Speaker 3: Tv is actually really, yeah, incredible now. 639 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,986 Speaker 3: Um, and people you know you've got big 640 00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:08,515 Speaker 3: Hollywood actors appearing in TV shows now 641 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,779 Speaker 3: that are incredible. 642 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,088 Speaker 3: You know some of the Star Wars stuff on 643 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:12,750 Speaker 3: Disney plus. 644 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 3: Some people don't like it, but some people 645 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,021 Speaker 3: do. 646 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,447 Speaker 3: Some people are saying it's the best Star 647 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,975 Speaker 3: Wars stuff since start the originals. 648 00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:19,402 Speaker 3: And then there's other stuff. 649 00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:20,968 Speaker 3: There's a lot of good crime stuff out there 650 00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:23,757 Speaker 3: and there's been some great horror shows as 651 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:24,138 Speaker 3: well. 652 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:27,730 Speaker 3: So actually TV is very good but, um, yeah, 653 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,457 Speaker 3: fargo, there's a really good crime show. 654 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,404 Speaker 1: I'm gonna see the first few seasons, but 655 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,447 Speaker 1: I've seen the first three. 656 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:33,891 Speaker 3: I want to see the new one actually it's on 657 00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,395 Speaker 3: Amazon Prime also. 658 00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:36,926 Speaker 1: I've got all four seasons, three. 659 00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,194 Speaker 3: That's how I watched the third season yeah, 660 00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:39,997 Speaker 3: I need to. 661 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,245 Speaker 1: Uh, I probably just jump on to the fifth 662 00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:42,446 Speaker 1: one. 663 00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:42,989 Speaker 1: That's a new one. 664 00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:44,155 Speaker 1: I should really do the fourth. 665 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:44,738 Speaker 3: I haven't seen. 666 00:21:44,898 --> 00:21:46,466 Speaker 3: I'll probably watch season four, but, um, 667 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,331 Speaker 3: I'm not in a rush because they're quite 668 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:52,062 Speaker 3: slow paced, but they are very enjoyable, um, 669 00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:54,089 Speaker 3: okay, well, let's talk about, aside from 670 00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:55,754 Speaker 3: National Olympians, christmas vacation, 671 00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:58,048 Speaker 3: which we're going to cover in great detail, 672 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,554 Speaker 3: christmas favorites to watch for, and some 673 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:02,298 Speaker 3: of these I'm sure you will agree with as 674 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:02,598 Speaker 3: well. 675 00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:05,107 Speaker 3: You know, you tell me yours, I'll tell you 676 00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:05,392 Speaker 3: mine. 677 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,325 Speaker 3: As they say, I tell you I've got a soft 678 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,150 Speaker 3: spot over the years, the last sort of 10 679 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:11,313 Speaker 3: years, and I really love. 680 00:22:11,474 --> 00:22:13,178 Speaker 3: I always try and watch Jingle all the way. 681 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,311 Speaker 1: It's so cheesy and silly, but I had it on 682 00:22:16,332 --> 00:22:18,336 Speaker 1: the background this year for Elijah because, 683 00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:21,190 Speaker 1: um, elijah and I, whenever he's over with 684 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,456 Speaker 1: like he doesn't have a bedroom here, he's 685 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,491 Speaker 1: like the living rooms, his bedroom with me, 686 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:28,122 Speaker 1: you know, and so we're always together a 687 00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:28,283 Speaker 1: lot. 688 00:22:28,323 --> 00:22:29,908 Speaker 1: So, in the background, while he's playing 689 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,875 Speaker 1: and stuff, I put on Jingle all the way it's 690 00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:36,548 Speaker 1: just so good, um, you know, and it just 691 00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:37,631 Speaker 1: makes you feel festive really. 692 00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,077 Speaker 3: I also watched and I do watch this every 693 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,528 Speaker 3: year, probably, since you saw it in front 694 00:22:41,548 --> 00:22:44,595 Speaker 3: of us, better watch out which it's just an 695 00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:46,827 Speaker 3: incredible film that came out for Christmas 696 00:22:47,027 --> 00:22:48,650 Speaker 3: yeah, I uh uh. 697 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:51,835 Speaker 1: Elijah and Charlie, formerly known as Jay 698 00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:56,448 Speaker 1: um, watched um it because they're like no, 699 00:22:56,648 --> 00:22:57,110 Speaker 1: I've seen that. 700 00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,034 Speaker 1: I was like sure you haven't seen that, 701 00:22:59,054 --> 00:23:01,990 Speaker 1: because I swore that's the perfect movie 702 00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:05,121 Speaker 1: for us to watch yeah and they hadn't. 703 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:06,426 Speaker 1: So we saw them, watched it and they really 704 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:06,887 Speaker 1: enjoyed it. 705 00:23:07,568 --> 00:23:11,658 Speaker 1: It's a good gateway horror for you know, 706 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,785 Speaker 1: I've, I've kind of just with Elijah, I've 707 00:23:14,905 --> 00:23:17,114 Speaker 1: kind of just recently he showed me a 708 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:18,801 Speaker 1: Netflix TV show called One PC. 709 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:21,805 Speaker 1: So he's just a yeah sandy man but it's a 15 710 00:23:21,881 --> 00:23:23,631 Speaker 1: and I've watched it all the way through. 711 00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,232 Speaker 1: He's watched it multiple times, like you 712 00:23:25,252 --> 00:23:26,716 Speaker 1: would when your kid used to watch the same 713 00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:29,425 Speaker 1: video tape, and over and over and um, he's 714 00:23:29,566 --> 00:23:30,491 Speaker 1: obsessed with it and it's a fifth. 715 00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:31,697 Speaker 1: I was like this is a 15, no. 716 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,165 Speaker 1: And then I was like hang on, he's 10 next 717 00:23:33,285 --> 00:23:33,486 Speaker 1: year. 718 00:23:33,647 --> 00:23:35,294 Speaker 1: Like I know I might sort of thought about 719 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:37,504 Speaker 1: my own and I'm not a psychopath, I've not 720 00:23:37,544 --> 00:23:38,146 Speaker 1: killed anyone. 721 00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:39,970 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go and get a hockey mask and 722 00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:41,233 Speaker 1: not if anyone out. 723 00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:44,047 Speaker 1: And uh, I just thought, oh, fuck it up. 724 00:23:44,168 --> 00:23:46,015 Speaker 1: So I've dropped it at a bar. 725 00:23:46,035 --> 00:23:46,578 Speaker 1: A little bit of him. 726 00:23:46,638 --> 00:23:48,285 Speaker 1: I'll show him a few 15 horror movies here 727 00:23:48,405 --> 00:23:48,666 Speaker 1: and there. 728 00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,193 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what? 729 00:23:50,213 --> 00:23:51,418 Speaker 3: My dad did the same with me. 730 00:23:51,478 --> 00:23:53,386 Speaker 1: He, not he understands effects because he's 731 00:23:53,426 --> 00:23:56,538 Speaker 1: been with me when I've been making films my 732 00:23:56,558 --> 00:23:57,562 Speaker 1: dad did the same with me. 733 00:23:57,622 --> 00:23:59,387 Speaker 3: He introduced me to the bruce lee movies 734 00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:00,509 Speaker 3: around about the age of 10. 735 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:01,151 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. 736 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,838 Speaker 1: And then yeah, once I was once that was 737 00:24:05,186 --> 00:24:05,648 Speaker 1: okay. 738 00:24:05,729 --> 00:24:07,237 Speaker 3: I then got into stuff that had a bit more 739 00:24:07,297 --> 00:24:08,725 Speaker 3: violence in it, and then things like 740 00:24:09,566 --> 00:24:11,871 Speaker 3: sitting down and watching the thing you 741 00:24:11,891 --> 00:24:13,133 Speaker 3: know and I already see. 742 00:24:13,173 --> 00:24:16,966 Speaker 3: We grew up watching movies that shouldn't 743 00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:19,414 Speaker 3: really been aimed at children, like some of 744 00:24:19,435 --> 00:24:22,204 Speaker 3: the indiana jones scenes, joules, these 745 00:24:22,244 --> 00:24:24,549 Speaker 3: movies that definitely are questionable. 746 00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:28,717 Speaker 3: Really, when they came out, um, even stuff 747 00:24:28,737 --> 00:24:31,230 Speaker 3: like the twilight zone feels a bit kid 748 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,555 Speaker 3: friendly, but actually when you sit and 749 00:24:32,575 --> 00:24:35,265 Speaker 3: watch it you realize, wow, there's stuff in 750 00:24:35,285 --> 00:24:37,993 Speaker 3: this that was would have really affected 751 00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:38,434 Speaker 3: people. 752 00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:41,463 Speaker 1: I do feel, though, in a way, a lot of this 753 00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,105 Speaker 1: stuff is good. 754 00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:46,233 Speaker 1: Like I um what we're watching horror movies 755 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:48,878 Speaker 1: was quite young and, when it comes down to 756 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:51,553 Speaker 1: it, I, you learn lessons from these movies 757 00:24:51,874 --> 00:24:53,441 Speaker 1: because you see these idiots do really 758 00:24:53,482 --> 00:24:54,827 Speaker 1: stupid things, you're like, why'd you do 759 00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:55,068 Speaker 1: that? 760 00:24:55,148 --> 00:24:57,497 Speaker 1: And you just you learn stuff from movies. 761 00:24:57,879 --> 00:24:59,525 Speaker 1: Um and uh, alongside, I don't think it's 762 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:02,029 Speaker 1: too like uh, uh, we're getting into realms 763 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:06,918 Speaker 1: of rape or uh, mental abuse or torture or 764 00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:09,710 Speaker 1: anything like that, or animal torture, I 765 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:09,851 Speaker 1: think. 766 00:25:09,871 --> 00:25:10,997 Speaker 1: I think you could get away with a lot of 767 00:25:11,037 --> 00:25:11,580 Speaker 1: things with her. 768 00:25:12,142 --> 00:25:12,625 Speaker 1: I think it's not. 769 00:25:12,785 --> 00:25:14,209 Speaker 3: I don't think they're bad lessons on these 770 00:25:14,229 --> 00:25:16,996 Speaker 3: films yeah, and I think the only that's the 771 00:25:17,036 --> 00:25:19,172 Speaker 3: only area my parents drew the line was they 772 00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 3: didn't they weren't comfortable with me 773 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,528 Speaker 3: watching sex scenes at a young age and, to 774 00:25:22,548 --> 00:25:24,539 Speaker 3: be honest, I wasn't comfortable because I 775 00:25:24,579 --> 00:25:25,565 Speaker 3: didn't really understand what I was 776 00:25:25,685 --> 00:25:26,106 Speaker 3: watching. 777 00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:28,271 Speaker 3: And secondly, if I was, I remember watching 778 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,517 Speaker 3: Ghost with my mum and dad yeah, I've 779 00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:32,269 Speaker 3: watched Sex and Swords with Buckets and 780 00:25:32,549 --> 00:25:34,474 Speaker 3: when that scene happened with with Patrick 781 00:25:34,494 --> 00:25:36,428 Speaker 3: Swayze and Demi Moore really getting it on. 782 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,219 Speaker 3: You know it's all fun and games at the 783 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,186 Speaker 3: pottery table, but then it gets really hot 784 00:25:41,226 --> 00:25:42,951 Speaker 3: and heavy and I remember my dad pausing it, 785 00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:43,472 Speaker 3: going right. 786 00:25:43,493 --> 00:25:44,335 Speaker 3: Well, that's enough of that. 787 00:25:44,395 --> 00:25:46,688 Speaker 3: I think me and mum will watch the rest of 788 00:25:46,757 --> 00:25:46,897 Speaker 3: this. 789 00:25:46,966 --> 00:25:48,540 Speaker 3: Make sure it's okay for you guys. 790 00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:49,937 Speaker 3: And I remember thinking what, what's 791 00:25:49,977 --> 00:25:50,378 Speaker 3: happened. 792 00:25:50,438 --> 00:25:52,402 Speaker 3: It's so bad what I, and it made it seem 793 00:25:52,462 --> 00:25:53,685 Speaker 3: even weirder and seedyer to me. 794 00:25:53,705 --> 00:25:54,528 Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? 795 00:25:54,569 --> 00:25:56,017 Speaker 1: yeah, because you're going upstairs to bed 796 00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:57,143 Speaker 1: going what's going on then? 797 00:25:57,163 --> 00:25:58,469 Speaker 3: and you're going to watch what's Patrick 798 00:25:58,489 --> 00:25:59,052 Speaker 3: Swayze doing. 799 00:25:59,232 --> 00:26:00,277 Speaker 1: You can imagine what happens. 800 00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:02,827 Speaker 1: Yeah, what I did because he got a clay 801 00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:03,328 Speaker 1: penis. 802 00:26:03,348 --> 00:26:03,949 Speaker 1: What's going on? 803 00:26:05,473 --> 00:26:09,783 Speaker 3: but yeah, um, also, you know, every year I 804 00:26:09,804 --> 00:26:10,305 Speaker 3: watch Home Alone. 805 00:26:10,325 --> 00:26:11,671 Speaker 3: For first Home Alone, it's got to be 806 00:26:11,711 --> 00:26:11,993 Speaker 3: watched. 807 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,259 Speaker 3: It's an absolute classic. 808 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:14,987 Speaker 3: And again I'm trying to sit in there with 809 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,051 Speaker 3: my two year olds. 810 00:26:16,071 --> 00:26:16,954 Speaker 3: We have Home Alone. 811 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,504 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to explain to them because 812 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,733 Speaker 3: they're getting upset, because the burglars 813 00:26:21,753 --> 00:26:23,179 Speaker 3: are getting hit in the head with bricks. 814 00:26:24,022 --> 00:26:25,368 Speaker 3: You know they're getting their heads set on 815 00:26:25,408 --> 00:26:27,417 Speaker 3: fire and they're looking at me going daddy, 816 00:26:27,457 --> 00:26:28,541 Speaker 3: he needs a plaster. 817 00:26:28,822 --> 00:26:29,846 Speaker 3: Daddy, he needs a doctor. 818 00:26:29,866 --> 00:26:31,089 Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck he does. 819 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:32,212 Speaker 3: He does need a doctor. 820 00:26:32,272 --> 00:26:34,638 Speaker 1: Imagine that Home Alone was that Joe Pesci 821 00:26:34,786 --> 00:26:35,932 Speaker 1: saying happens to him if he goes to 822 00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:37,058 Speaker 1: hospital, comes back. 823 00:26:37,339 --> 00:26:38,405 Speaker 1: Gets saying happens and if they go to 824 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:39,147 Speaker 1: hospital, come back. 825 00:26:39,187 --> 00:26:40,873 Speaker 1: Just, it's like your, it's for your twins 826 00:26:40,993 --> 00:26:44,805 Speaker 1: friendly fucking hell, what a different 827 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,018 Speaker 1: movie, but the hospital didn't question it. 828 00:26:49,198 --> 00:26:50,623 Speaker 1: They patch them up and send them back 829 00:26:50,823 --> 00:26:54,757 Speaker 1: because in your kids, mind they need that 830 00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,142 Speaker 1: he's just keep going back and comes back 831 00:26:56,162 --> 00:26:56,945 Speaker 1: with another bandage. 832 00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:57,810 Speaker 1: He comes back and comes out. 833 00:26:58,052 --> 00:26:59,601 Speaker 3: One guy at four degree burns all over his 834 00:26:59,621 --> 00:26:59,702 Speaker 3: head. 835 00:26:59,722 --> 00:27:01,067 Speaker 3: I don't know what happened to him, but um 836 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:02,089 Speaker 3: bandage. 837 00:27:02,109 --> 00:27:03,733 Speaker 3: It looked like he'd been hitting that, but 838 00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:05,878 Speaker 3: four bricks Strange. 839 00:27:07,566 --> 00:27:08,651 Speaker 3: But yeah, I've got to watch Home Alone 840 00:27:08,691 --> 00:27:09,415 Speaker 3: every year as well. 841 00:27:09,656 --> 00:27:11,585 Speaker 3: Um, I watched Rare Exports again. 842 00:27:12,787 --> 00:27:14,110 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I've seen it for a few years. 843 00:27:14,671 --> 00:27:16,314 Speaker 3: Well, I thought it was fitting because, as 844 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:20,283 Speaker 3: you remember, we covered that as our first 845 00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:22,198 Speaker 3: film we ever covered Old Man's Coxe 10 846 00:27:22,288 --> 00:27:22,637 Speaker 3: years ago. 847 00:27:22,727 --> 00:27:24,538 Speaker 3: Yeah and god, there's a lot of old man's 848 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,422 Speaker 3: coxe in that flapping around in the wind at 849 00:27:26,462 --> 00:27:26,903 Speaker 3: the end of it. 850 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,248 Speaker 1: It's not best when you get into High 851 00:27:28,288 --> 00:27:29,272 Speaker 1: Definit, is it? 852 00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 1: Are you staring at on Blue Race? 853 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,462 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was. 854 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,568 Speaker 3: If you're gonna see an army of naked old 855 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:36,014 Speaker 3: men swarming your village, you want to see 856 00:27:36,074 --> 00:27:38,747 Speaker 3: an High Definition Gav, really Every grey 857 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:39,188 Speaker 3: pube. 858 00:27:39,669 --> 00:27:41,192 Speaker 1: you want to see it Every swinging and 859 00:27:41,212 --> 00:27:41,612 Speaker 1: thirsty. 860 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:44,518 Speaker 3: But yeah, that is a good one. 861 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:48,414 Speaker 3: Rare Exports Um, I also watched a couple of 862 00:27:48,474 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 3: the classics, like Black Christmas. 863 00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:52,364 Speaker 1: Oh, yep, so I did Black. 864 00:27:53,027 --> 00:27:53,709 Speaker 3: Christmas Day. 865 00:27:53,729 --> 00:27:54,432 Speaker 1: Christmas Day night. 866 00:27:54,452 --> 00:27:56,219 Speaker 1: For me, every year is Black Christmas. 867 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,504 Speaker 3: Gets under my skin. 868 00:27:57,544 --> 00:27:58,849 Speaker 3: Doesn't fucking love it. 869 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,941 Speaker 1: I also watched for the first time Bob 870 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,125 Speaker 1: Clark's other Christmas film as well. 871 00:28:04,128 --> 00:28:05,030 Speaker 3: What a Christmas story. 872 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:05,812 Speaker 1: Never watched it before. 873 00:28:06,213 --> 00:28:07,456 Speaker 3: It's my favourite Christmas film of all 874 00:28:07,497 --> 00:28:07,677 Speaker 3: time. 875 00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:10,951 Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that and it's and it's 876 00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:12,475 Speaker 1: Colchak as his dad. 877 00:28:12,856 --> 00:28:14,446 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I always think you always 878 00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:15,007 Speaker 3: mention Colchak. 879 00:28:15,047 --> 00:28:16,612 Speaker 3: I'm like what the guy from Christmas Story 880 00:28:16,772 --> 00:28:16,832 Speaker 3: is. 881 00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:18,216 Speaker 1: He's more famous. 882 00:28:18,686 --> 00:28:19,928 Speaker 1: He's the guy from Colchak. 883 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,692 Speaker 3: for me, christmas, Story is like, um, 884 00:28:22,474 --> 00:28:25,226 Speaker 3: probably the American Colch Christmas film, 885 00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:28,173 Speaker 3: but somehow my family recorded it when I 886 00:28:28,213 --> 00:28:29,957 Speaker 3: was about eight or nine, off of television 887 00:28:30,645 --> 00:28:32,871 Speaker 3: and we watched it every year and now I own 888 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:35,178 Speaker 3: it, um, and I. 889 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,825 Speaker 3: It hit differently this year because I'm a 890 00:28:38,186 --> 00:28:40,296 Speaker 3: dad and my kids really get a Christmas and 891 00:28:40,316 --> 00:28:42,224 Speaker 3: that scene where him and his wife sit back 892 00:28:42,244 --> 00:28:43,650 Speaker 3: and just let their kids stare into the 893 00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:45,940 Speaker 3: presents I just thought they've worked so 894 00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:47,687 Speaker 3: hard to get everything they can for their 895 00:28:47,707 --> 00:28:47,887 Speaker 3: kids. 896 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:51,115 Speaker 3: It's also crazy, funny, silly, sentimental. 897 00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:52,866 Speaker 1: It does happen, though, when you have 898 00:28:52,886 --> 00:28:55,276 Speaker 1: children, every time you go back to the 899 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:56,942 Speaker 1: movie every year, not just Christmas, 900 00:28:57,063 --> 00:28:57,966 Speaker 1: different films as well. 901 00:28:58,247 --> 00:29:00,997 Speaker 1: You start to see them different, yeah, and 902 00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:03,084 Speaker 1: then you start to change your opinion of 903 00:29:03,124 --> 00:29:04,251 Speaker 1: things, and then, all of a sudden, you're 904 00:29:04,271 --> 00:29:05,459 Speaker 1: like, yeah, I quite like them. 905 00:29:05,499 --> 00:29:07,027 Speaker 1: I'm dad and I used to think they're twats. 906 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:10,137 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah and now I'm like fuck them kids. 907 00:29:10,678 --> 00:29:12,323 Speaker 3: Well, I'm funny enough, like with home 908 00:29:12,364 --> 00:29:13,688 Speaker 3: alone, because my kids have watched 909 00:29:13,768 --> 00:29:16,056 Speaker 3: probably watched that about 10, 15 times in 910 00:29:16,076 --> 00:29:19,326 Speaker 3: the last two or three weeks and I realised 911 00:29:19,386 --> 00:29:21,290 Speaker 3: that Kevin McCullister is a bit of a little 912 00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:25,439 Speaker 3: dick and actually, yeah, his mum is quite 913 00:29:25,445 --> 00:29:27,940 Speaker 3: sweet but he calls her a moron, you know, 914 00:29:28,062 --> 00:29:28,362 Speaker 3: okay. 915 00:29:28,484 --> 00:29:30,881 Speaker 3: Yeah, he gets into a situation where he's a 916 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,331 Speaker 3: bit stitched up and he gets picked on 917 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:34,815 Speaker 3: perhaps a little bit by his brothers and 918 00:29:34,855 --> 00:29:37,852 Speaker 3: cousins, but he's not very nice to his mum 919 00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:38,354 Speaker 3: at times. 920 00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:40,543 Speaker 3: So a good life lesson for him there to be 921 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:41,807 Speaker 3: left alone for a week in a house. 922 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,110 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's not. 923 00:29:43,211 --> 00:29:44,213 Speaker 1: He was basically. 924 00:29:44,253 --> 00:29:45,156 Speaker 1: I was watching it for Elijah. 925 00:29:45,176 --> 00:29:47,050 Speaker 1: I was like you're about the same age. 926 00:29:48,475 --> 00:29:50,041 Speaker 1: I think he's eight years old, so he's 927 00:29:50,061 --> 00:29:51,225 Speaker 1: slightly younger, so I asked Elijah what 928 00:29:51,245 --> 00:29:51,867 Speaker 1: would you do? 929 00:29:51,907 --> 00:29:53,792 Speaker 1: And he's just like uh, he's just because 930 00:29:53,812 --> 00:29:55,296 Speaker 1: he's already cared about as his tablet, 931 00:29:55,606 --> 00:29:57,372 Speaker 1: anyway, so we're watching Home Alone, but, 932 00:29:57,452 --> 00:29:59,479 Speaker 1: um, yeah, he's not even a teenager. 933 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:01,988 Speaker 1: If he's a teenager, I would understand that 934 00:30:02,088 --> 00:30:02,530 Speaker 1: response. 935 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:04,958 Speaker 1: So yeah, elijah would never speak to me 936 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:05,320 Speaker 1: like that. 937 00:30:06,122 --> 00:30:07,727 Speaker 3: Well Home Alone these days, anyway, you've 938 00:30:07,747 --> 00:30:08,369 Speaker 3: got the internet. 939 00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,315 Speaker 3: So if I was, you know if I'd left the kids 940 00:30:10,355 --> 00:30:13,469 Speaker 3: at home, accidentally, on purpose? 941 00:30:14,131 --> 00:30:15,996 Speaker 1: I tried to introduce Elijah to the 942 00:30:16,057 --> 00:30:17,942 Speaker 1: Terminator, terminator 2. 943 00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:20,189 Speaker 1: I didn't feel the first Terminator is a. 944 00:30:20,229 --> 00:30:21,252 Speaker 1: I thought it was a bit too dark. 945 00:30:21,512 --> 00:30:22,836 Speaker 3: I think the second one is a bit more 946 00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:23,466 Speaker 3: kid-friendly. 947 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,056 Speaker 1: He wasn't really interested, watched a bit 948 00:30:25,132 --> 00:30:25,329 Speaker 1: of it. 949 00:30:25,404 --> 00:30:26,949 Speaker 1: But I said to him would you want to 950 00:30:27,106 --> 00:30:28,091 Speaker 1: Terminator 2, look after you? 951 00:30:28,111 --> 00:30:28,895 Speaker 1: Do you know what he said to me? 952 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,046 Speaker 1: Why do I need a Terminator when I've got 953 00:30:31,086 --> 00:30:32,851 Speaker 1: you and you're the strongest and kindest 954 00:30:32,911 --> 00:30:33,593 Speaker 1: person I know? 955 00:30:35,518 --> 00:30:35,819 Speaker 3: Wow. 956 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,466 Speaker 1: And that made me very happy and I was like 957 00:30:38,827 --> 00:30:40,953 Speaker 1: job done yes. 958 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,060 Speaker 3: That's good man, but respect from my son. 959 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:45,507 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice to feel like you're a hero 960 00:30:45,788 --> 00:30:46,309 Speaker 3: to your kids. 961 00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:46,911 Speaker 3: Definitely. 962 00:30:46,952 --> 00:30:48,657 Speaker 3: My kids tell me I've got big muscles. 963 00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:49,540 Speaker 3: Yeah. 964 00:30:50,021 --> 00:30:50,603 Speaker 3: But I haven't. 965 00:30:50,784 --> 00:30:52,931 Speaker 3: They clearly don't know their dad. 966 00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:55,540 Speaker 3: And last night funny enough just last night 967 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,623 Speaker 3: Edith didn't want to. 968 00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,148 Speaker 3: She struggles to get off to sleep at the 969 00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,233 Speaker 3: moment, so I have to lie in the room with 970 00:31:00,273 --> 00:31:01,316 Speaker 3: her and sort of stroke her hair. 971 00:31:01,865 --> 00:31:04,271 Speaker 3: And last night she said I like you, daddy. 972 00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:04,912 Speaker 3: I said why? 973 00:31:04,953 --> 00:31:07,438 Speaker 3: She said because you've got big, soft hands. 974 00:31:09,186 --> 00:31:09,588 Speaker 3: There we go. 975 00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:11,338 Speaker 3: And I thought I came out and said to Alice 976 00:31:11,399 --> 00:31:12,505 Speaker 3: I've got big, soft hands. 977 00:31:12,826 --> 00:31:17,076 Speaker 3: She went right, I'm happy, it's a 978 00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:17,577 Speaker 3: compliment. 979 00:31:18,158 --> 00:31:19,762 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was very stoked to my compliment. 980 00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:21,458 Speaker 3: Well, you are the you. 981 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,295 Speaker 3: You are the biggest and strongest person. 982 00:31:23,386 --> 00:31:25,002 Speaker 3: I know as well, gav, and I wouldn't. 983 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,779 Speaker 3: I wouldn't need the Terminator if you were 984 00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:28,179 Speaker 3: around. 985 00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:30,462 Speaker 1: I'd look after you, but I'm not big. 986 00:31:31,484 --> 00:31:33,048 Speaker 3: Would you pick me up on a motorcycle and 987 00:31:33,088 --> 00:31:36,819 Speaker 3: drive me through some Bioducks, bioduck 988 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:38,203 Speaker 3: things, yeah absolutely. 989 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:40,109 Speaker 1: I can't run my bike, so I'm a crash, but 990 00:31:40,129 --> 00:31:42,015 Speaker 1: yeah Well. 991 00:31:42,076 --> 00:31:44,122 Speaker 1: I still like that you try Shit movie when I 992 00:31:44,142 --> 00:31:45,507 Speaker 1: come back naked in the streets. 993 00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:47,693 Speaker 3: Imagine you walking naked into a bar full 994 00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:48,234 Speaker 3: of bikers. 995 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:49,377 Speaker 1: Fucking dangling testicles. 996 00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,735 Speaker 1: Oh I who's got a fucking bike coming then I 997 00:31:52,755 --> 00:31:53,056 Speaker 1: need you. 998 00:31:53,738 --> 00:31:55,204 Speaker 1: I'm a dirty little cane for us. 999 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:59,615 Speaker 1: I need you motorbike and your clothes and 1000 00:31:59,635 --> 00:32:00,317 Speaker 1: your boats. 1001 00:32:01,561 --> 00:32:02,884 Speaker 3: Another festive favourite of mine, which I 1002 00:32:02,904 --> 00:32:06,052 Speaker 3: watched the other night and got, as always, 1003 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,117 Speaker 3: a bit teary at the end, was Scrooge, 1004 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:11,045 Speaker 3: because some people don't like the ending 1005 00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:11,627 Speaker 3: of that movie. 1006 00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:12,953 Speaker 1: I've not seen it since we covered it. 1007 00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:15,864 Speaker 3: But Bill Murray, just that speech he gives 1008 00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:17,550 Speaker 3: at the end, man, and the fact that he's got 1009 00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:20,319 Speaker 3: real tears in his eyes, just great. 1010 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,587 Speaker 3: And also it's it's got some really good 1011 00:32:22,627 --> 00:32:24,374 Speaker 3: horror elements in that man as well. 1012 00:32:24,956 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 3: Some of the ghosts are great. 1013 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:27,587 Speaker 1: All the Scrooge ones are good. 1014 00:32:27,607 --> 00:32:29,053 Speaker 1: Last year I really enjoyed watching the 1015 00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:30,157 Speaker 1: George Lee Scott Scrooge. 1016 00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:31,804 Speaker 1: George Lee Scott. 1017 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:32,467 Speaker 1: George Lee Scott. 1018 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,699 Speaker 1: I really enjoyed watching him be Scrooge at 1019 00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:35,865 Speaker 1: one point, one of the one of the. 1020 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:38,654 Speaker 1: It's always the ghost of Christmas past is 1021 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,497 Speaker 1: always the best one. 1022 00:32:39,979 --> 00:32:41,866 Speaker 1: It's always like the gothicy, the big, the 1023 00:32:41,906 --> 00:32:42,510 Speaker 1: creepy one. 1024 00:32:42,992 --> 00:32:44,219 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one everyone looks forward 1025 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:45,285 Speaker 3: to, because they're like what's he gonna 1026 00:32:45,345 --> 00:32:46,247 Speaker 3: look like in this one? 1027 00:32:46,488 --> 00:32:46,708 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1028 00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:48,873 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty spooky stuff. 1029 00:32:49,895 --> 00:32:50,396 Speaker 3: Cut off a sail. 1030 00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,278 Speaker 3: I've watched Die Hard. 1031 00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:53,788 Speaker 1: Yep, yep, sara and I did Die Hard. 1032 00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:54,951 Speaker 1: It's another staple of mine. 1033 00:32:55,652 --> 00:32:58,506 Speaker 1: I had a boxing day, though I used to think. 1034 00:32:58,707 --> 00:33:00,411 Speaker 3: I really liked Die Hard too, and I do like 1035 00:33:00,491 --> 00:33:02,877 Speaker 3: it, but it is nothing compared to the first 1036 00:33:03,037 --> 00:33:03,117 Speaker 3: one. 1037 00:33:03,325 --> 00:33:05,754 Speaker 3: The first one is just no, but it's still 1038 00:33:05,795 --> 00:33:06,256 Speaker 3: enjoyable. 1039 00:33:06,597 --> 00:33:07,501 Speaker 3: I think the first one is a. 1040 00:33:08,023 --> 00:33:09,206 Speaker 3: I would give it a 10 out of 10. 1041 00:33:09,246 --> 00:33:10,910 Speaker 3: It's a pretty perfect film really. 1042 00:33:11,010 --> 00:33:13,677 Speaker 3: The cast, the lines, you know everything 1043 00:33:13,717 --> 00:33:14,298 Speaker 3: about it really. 1044 00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:17,311 Speaker 3: And for the first time, I got emotional at 1045 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:17,672 Speaker 3: the end. 1046 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:20,458 Speaker 3: You know, when Al and John find each other 1047 00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:22,932 Speaker 3: this year, I was thinking, feeling a bit 1048 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,180 Speaker 3: festive, and I thought, wow, they're in 1049 00:33:25,261 --> 00:33:25,482 Speaker 3: love. 1050 00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:27,868 Speaker 3: I'd like to see a spin-off where him and Al 1051 00:33:27,908 --> 00:33:28,549 Speaker 3: run off together. 1052 00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:34,519 Speaker 1: And and, uh, algol drives him yeah he's 1053 00:33:34,539 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 1: there driving. 1054 00:33:37,987 --> 00:33:40,573 Speaker 3: His tunes are always so banging, he's so 1055 00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,617 Speaker 3: funny Made me realise that Christmas and 1056 00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:45,088 Speaker 3: Hollis by Run DMC is probably my top five 1057 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:46,732 Speaker 3: Christmas film songs of all time. 1058 00:33:46,953 --> 00:33:49,607 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I walked in CX yesterday and it's 1059 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,250 Speaker 1: just finishing. 1060 00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:52,017 Speaker 1: I was gutted, gutted. 1061 00:33:52,037 --> 00:33:53,703 Speaker 1: Whenever I hear it, I'm like it's Christmas 1062 00:33:53,764 --> 00:33:55,874 Speaker 1: time and while I was in there, I picked up 1063 00:33:55,914 --> 00:33:57,623 Speaker 1: National Land Cruiser location on Blu-ray, 1064 00:33:57,643 --> 00:33:58,587 Speaker 1: which was quite handy. 1065 00:33:58,988 --> 00:34:01,798 Speaker 1: I never got to see the commentary track 1066 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,665 Speaker 1: which I was going to do, or gutted for, and 1067 00:34:03,685 --> 00:34:06,092 Speaker 1: I'm gutted that I never did the Randy Quaid 1068 00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:06,713 Speaker 1: sequel. 1069 00:34:07,576 --> 00:34:08,258 Speaker 3: Oh, I've done it. 1070 00:34:08,919 --> 00:34:10,785 Speaker 3: Oh great you can tell us about. 1071 00:34:11,707 --> 00:34:12,027 Speaker 3: Let us know. 1072 00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:14,473 Speaker 3: At the end of the first one. 1073 00:34:14,533 --> 00:34:16,637 Speaker 3: Last night when everyone was all tucked up 1074 00:34:16,697 --> 00:34:19,230 Speaker 3: in bed, I watched two more and then I'll 1075 00:34:19,270 --> 00:34:20,774 Speaker 3: stop then and we'll talk about, we'll get 1076 00:34:20,814 --> 00:34:21,757 Speaker 3: into other things. 1077 00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:24,933 Speaker 3: I watched the calendar which we covered the 1078 00:34:24,993 --> 00:34:28,687 Speaker 3: advent calendar last year, which still 1079 00:34:28,748 --> 00:34:30,517 Speaker 3: holds up, because we both really enjoyed 1080 00:34:30,537 --> 00:34:31,523 Speaker 3: that and that was a lot darker than we 1081 00:34:31,543 --> 00:34:32,386 Speaker 3: thought it was going to be. 1082 00:34:33,992 --> 00:34:34,554 Speaker 3: That was great. 1083 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,641 Speaker 3: So if anybody hasn't seen that, it's a 1084 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,807 Speaker 3: French film I believe French or Belgian, I 1085 00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:40,592 Speaker 3: think it's French about a woman in a 1086 00:34:40,632 --> 00:34:42,526 Speaker 3: wheelchair who gets a mysterious advent 1087 00:34:42,546 --> 00:34:45,676 Speaker 3: calendar sort of a great big box with doors 1088 00:34:45,737 --> 00:34:48,184 Speaker 3: all over it and if she doesn't follow the 1089 00:34:48,224 --> 00:34:49,148 Speaker 3: rules of the advent calendar. 1090 00:34:49,168 --> 00:34:51,395 Speaker 3: It's about like jigsaw meets the ring kind 1091 00:34:51,415 --> 00:34:51,797 Speaker 3: of thing. 1092 00:34:51,877 --> 00:34:54,004 Speaker 3: It's very creepy. 1093 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,629 Speaker 3: There's some really good deaths and gory 1094 00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:56,411 Speaker 3: stuff going on there. 1095 00:34:56,732 --> 00:34:58,136 Speaker 1: Listen to our review lot from last year. 1096 00:34:58,526 --> 00:34:59,330 Speaker 3: Yeah, last year was upset. 1097 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,460 Speaker 3: And then, to finish up the evening was I 1098 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,327 Speaker 3: sat there with my glass of strawberry milk 1099 00:35:03,407 --> 00:35:06,033 Speaker 3: and my my gingerbread, while my wife told 1100 00:35:06,073 --> 00:35:06,314 Speaker 3: me off. 1101 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:08,278 Speaker 3: I watched just human sugar. 1102 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:10,432 Speaker 3: I was just literally. 1103 00:35:10,472 --> 00:35:11,840 Speaker 3: That's why I had a mental mid-night, it's a 1104 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,605 Speaker 3: fucking hard line. 1105 00:35:14,889 --> 00:35:15,430 Speaker 3: It's Christmas. 1106 00:35:16,412 --> 00:35:18,176 Speaker 3: I watched Santa's sleigh, which I think we 1107 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:20,727 Speaker 3: covered many years ago, with Bill Goldberg 1108 00:35:20,747 --> 00:35:23,472 Speaker 3: the wrestler running around time with a 1109 00:35:23,492 --> 00:35:26,538 Speaker 3: great big ball or a hell deer, as he calls 1110 00:35:26,618 --> 00:35:28,550 Speaker 3: it just killing old ladies and anyone that 1111 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:30,395 Speaker 3: gets in his way, basically, and that's a 1112 00:35:30,415 --> 00:35:31,177 Speaker 3: good, fun film. 1113 00:35:32,906 --> 00:35:34,733 Speaker 3: So I've been watching lots and I've still 1114 00:35:34,813 --> 00:35:37,122 Speaker 3: you know we've still got a few days, you 1115 00:35:37,163 --> 00:35:37,323 Speaker 3: know. 1116 00:35:37,544 --> 00:35:39,111 Speaker 3: So I'll still be watching lots of Christmas 1117 00:35:39,151 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 3: stuff over the next few days as well. 1118 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,209 Speaker 3: Still want to check out Fat man, which I 1119 00:35:43,229 --> 00:35:44,354 Speaker 3: know you said is a good one. 1120 00:35:44,395 --> 00:35:45,781 Speaker 3: So that's another one to check out for me 1121 00:35:45,942 --> 00:35:48,070 Speaker 3: and even though it's getting dissed, I'm 1122 00:35:48,090 --> 00:35:48,693 Speaker 3: going to check out. 1123 00:35:49,194 --> 00:35:50,399 Speaker 3: It's a Wonderful Knife. 1124 00:35:51,423 --> 00:35:52,527 Speaker 3: Still want to check that one out as well, 1125 00:35:52,688 --> 00:35:53,872 Speaker 3: but I know it's getting dissed. 1126 00:35:54,796 --> 00:35:55,740 Speaker 3: I will probably check it out. 1127 00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:57,708 Speaker 3: And if you've watched or any of the 1128 00:35:57,748 --> 00:35:59,598 Speaker 3: traditional films you like to, sit in watch. 1129 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,126 Speaker 1: I've just been doing all that I need for 1130 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:01,548 Speaker 1: the horses. 1131 00:36:01,989 --> 00:36:02,371 Speaker 3: You watched. 1132 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,177 Speaker 3: It's a Wonderful Life, didn't you? 1133 00:36:04,338 --> 00:36:06,245 Speaker 1: just like I didn't get through all of it 1134 00:36:06,305 --> 00:36:07,632 Speaker 1: because I did it whilst cooking. 1135 00:36:07,652 --> 00:36:09,099 Speaker 1: It's quite a long one that one, yeah, and I 1136 00:36:09,139 --> 00:36:11,230 Speaker 1: did enjoy it, but it was a case of like I 1137 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 1: was pausing at times there because people 1138 00:36:12,819 --> 00:36:14,086 Speaker 1: come in to talk to me and then we're 1139 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:14,968 Speaker 1: leaving the kitchen again. 1140 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:15,911 Speaker 1: I'd carry on cooking. 1141 00:36:16,352 --> 00:36:17,945 Speaker 1: I wasn't cooking in my own kitchen, I was 1142 00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:19,148 Speaker 1: cooking in the ex-wife's kitchen. 1143 00:36:21,192 --> 00:36:24,178 Speaker 3: And also that's what the mum in Gremlins 1144 00:36:24,198 --> 00:36:24,519 Speaker 3: watches. 1145 00:36:25,405 --> 00:36:26,970 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and that is kind of I quite a 1146 00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:29,155 Speaker 1: dig that that I was doing that, you know, 1147 00:36:29,195 --> 00:36:29,837 Speaker 1: while I was cooking. 1148 00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:33,755 Speaker 3: I did watch Gremlins as well, and that's 1149 00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:35,283 Speaker 3: that's probably another film that we 1150 00:36:35,303 --> 00:36:36,327 Speaker 3: watched at a very young age. 1151 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:39,276 Speaker 3: Talking about earlier topic, when you look 1152 00:36:39,317 --> 00:36:41,785 Speaker 3: back at it now you think Jesus Christ man 1153 00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:42,186 Speaker 3: there was. 1154 00:36:42,627 --> 00:36:44,451 Speaker 3: She was putting these things in the blender 1155 00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:45,493 Speaker 3: in the microwave. 1156 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:47,998 Speaker 1: Well that I do apologize. 1157 00:36:48,145 --> 00:36:49,349 Speaker 1: Got a bit of a cold in that time. 1158 00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:51,517 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what made me feel sick. 1159 00:36:53,262 --> 00:36:54,546 Speaker 1: I went around my friend's house as a kid 1160 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:57,212 Speaker 1: and his mum gave us tomato soup and said, 1161 00:36:57,232 --> 00:36:58,314 Speaker 1: yeah, I'll watch the Gremlins. 1162 00:36:59,336 --> 00:37:02,288 Speaker 1: So I sat and ate a bottle of bowl of soup, 1163 00:37:02,349 --> 00:37:04,874 Speaker 1: you know, and it got to that scene and 1164 00:37:04,894 --> 00:37:07,326 Speaker 1: they're blending the green stuff and I I 1165 00:37:07,386 --> 00:37:10,273 Speaker 1: can remember it like it was this morning, 1166 00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:10,874 Speaker 1: honestly. 1167 00:37:10,954 --> 00:37:12,847 Speaker 1: I remember walking out the stairs, walking 1168 00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:14,796 Speaker 1: out of the living room exactly, and sitting 1169 00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:16,545 Speaker 1: on the third or fourth step up and just 1170 00:37:16,665 --> 00:37:18,069 Speaker 1: sitting there and I could hear it going on 1171 00:37:18,089 --> 00:37:19,472 Speaker 1: and I was like no, I couldn't watch it. 1172 00:37:20,996 --> 00:37:21,598 Speaker 1: I was as little. 1173 00:37:22,265 --> 00:37:23,108 Speaker 3: That's the weirdest. 1174 00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:25,515 Speaker 3: That's two scenes for me that really hit me 1175 00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:28,092 Speaker 3: as a kid, where the dog being hung in the 1176 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,862 Speaker 3: Christmas lights because I'd never seen an 1177 00:37:30,922 --> 00:37:31,524 Speaker 3: animal harmed. 1178 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:33,570 Speaker 3: That I can remember in a film up until that 1179 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:35,274 Speaker 3: point, and I was probably eight, nine when 1180 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:37,650 Speaker 3: I watched Gremlins and I thought, jesus 1181 00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:39,476 Speaker 3: Christ, these things have hung a dog. 1182 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,844 Speaker 3: You know, I didn't didn't know that he was 1183 00:37:41,865 --> 00:37:43,372 Speaker 3: dead, I just knew that he was hanging from 1184 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:43,720 Speaker 3: the lights. 1185 00:37:43,784 --> 00:37:45,349 Speaker 3: The other scene, though, which still holds 1186 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:46,987 Speaker 3: up so well is when the Gremlins in the 1187 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,635 Speaker 3: Christmas tree and it attacks Billy's mum. 1188 00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:52,108 Speaker 3: That looks so sinister and good man, the 1189 00:37:52,148 --> 00:37:53,811 Speaker 3: effects for Gremlins. 1190 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:56,116 Speaker 3: If you haven't watched it for years, guys 1191 00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:57,679 Speaker 3: go back and watch it. 1192 00:37:57,785 --> 00:38:00,233 Speaker 3: Just marvel at the effects work on that 1193 00:38:00,293 --> 00:38:00,815 Speaker 3: movie. 1194 00:38:01,116 --> 00:38:02,861 Speaker 3: It still holds up incredibly well. 1195 00:38:03,222 --> 00:38:06,109 Speaker 3: Gizmo looks like a real little creature, 1196 00:38:06,129 --> 00:38:07,572 Speaker 3: you know, and okay, you might be able to 1197 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:10,317 Speaker 3: figure out where puppets were, puppeteers 1198 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:12,510 Speaker 3: were hiding and things like that. 1199 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:15,921 Speaker 3: But my god, that film holds up so well and 1200 00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:17,125 Speaker 3: it's so much fun as well. 1201 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:20,372 Speaker 1: I turned up to Sarah's house Christmas day 1202 00:38:20,813 --> 00:38:23,198 Speaker 1: evening after I'd been cooking and with the 1203 00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:26,030 Speaker 1: kids and stuff and I turned up there and 1204 00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:28,737 Speaker 1: they were playing board games and watching 1205 00:38:28,757 --> 00:38:29,338 Speaker 1: Gremlins 2. 1206 00:38:31,006 --> 00:38:32,229 Speaker 3: Gremlins 2 so. 1207 00:38:32,329 --> 00:38:33,753 Speaker 1: I kind of sat there and watching Gremlins 2 1208 00:38:33,773 --> 00:38:35,097 Speaker 1: in the background while they were playing 1209 00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:38,010 Speaker 1: Monopoly for hours and hours. 1210 00:38:39,013 --> 00:38:39,575 Speaker 3: Monopoly. 1211 00:38:40,337 --> 00:38:41,661 Speaker 3: You sounded like Ali McMinn then. 1212 00:38:42,484 --> 00:38:42,925 Speaker 1: Monopoly. 1213 00:38:43,887 --> 00:38:45,792 Speaker 3: Mr McClane, would you like to be the top 1214 00:38:45,872 --> 00:38:48,097 Speaker 3: hat if we play Monopoly? 1215 00:38:48,687 --> 00:38:50,554 Speaker 1: Mr McClane, should we play Monopoly? 1216 00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:55,651 Speaker 3: Elliot is a piece of shit. 1217 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,537 Speaker 3: Just a very quick side note. 1218 00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:00,593 Speaker 1: Yeah, sarah, I could hear her come out. 1219 00:39:00,693 --> 00:39:03,161 Speaker 1: And what a dick, because it is a he'm 1220 00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:03,904 Speaker 1: trying to. 1221 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:04,686 Speaker 1: Oh, he's waiting. 1222 00:39:04,706 --> 00:39:06,289 Speaker 1: He's trying to say the show him a watch, 1223 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:08,073 Speaker 1: show him a watch. 1224 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,861 Speaker 3: Hans Booby. 1225 00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:16,233 Speaker 3: Honestly, I know he's fairly innocent but 1226 00:39:16,434 --> 00:39:17,578 Speaker 3: when he gets blown away. 1227 00:39:17,739 --> 00:39:19,083 Speaker 3: When he gets blown away, I'm always like 1228 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:19,445 Speaker 3: yeah. 1229 00:39:20,245 --> 00:39:23,135 Speaker 1: Ah, it's just like what fucking coke adult 1230 00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:24,661 Speaker 1: forts did they make him go? 1231 00:39:24,721 --> 00:39:25,846 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got, I could it. 1232 00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:26,710 Speaker 1: What are you gonna give? 1233 00:39:26,851 --> 00:39:27,996 Speaker 1: How are you gonna just go? 1234 00:39:28,036 --> 00:39:28,720 Speaker 1: Bruce Whisk could go. 1235 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,747 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, don't know you, I'll 1236 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:31,688 Speaker 1: finish, I'll come back down. 1237 00:39:33,111 --> 00:39:33,512 Speaker 3: Insane. 1238 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:34,914 Speaker 3: Why, alice? 1239 00:39:35,776 --> 00:39:38,501 Speaker 3: Who do you hate more, alice from Die Hard 1240 00:39:38,537 --> 00:39:40,410 Speaker 3: or Walter Peck from Ghostbusters, who is 1241 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,254 Speaker 3: also in Die Hard in a different character? 1242 00:39:42,290 --> 00:39:43,674 Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's a good combo. 1243 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,180 Speaker 1: I thought you could say that, franklin, 1244 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:45,661 Speaker 1: there's almost. 1245 00:39:45,701 --> 00:39:47,950 Speaker 3: No, no, no no, no, no, these two these two 1246 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,798 Speaker 3: are like these two are like Walter Peck, 1247 00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,746 Speaker 3: because they're like little weasels that 1248 00:39:51,786 --> 00:39:52,771 Speaker 3: get under your skin. 1249 00:39:52,811 --> 00:39:54,960 Speaker 1: No, I don't like Walter Peck, and I'm not 1250 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,606 Speaker 1: speaking of Walter Peck as for Ghostbusters, 1251 00:39:56,626 --> 00:39:58,170 Speaker 1: because he's not like one either, but I 1252 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:00,577 Speaker 1: mean in this because he's in Die Hard 2 as 1253 00:40:00,677 --> 00:40:03,453 Speaker 1: well and not that good Does. 1254 00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:04,959 Speaker 1: Holly Does Holly any other Die Hards did he. 1255 00:40:05,461 --> 00:40:06,143 Speaker 3: I don't think he did. 1256 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,791 Speaker 3: Did Holly punch him at the end of Die Hard 1257 00:40:07,811 --> 00:40:08,575 Speaker 3: she does, doesn't she? 1258 00:40:08,595 --> 00:40:09,781 Speaker 1: It ended with the first one, yeah. 1259 00:40:10,022 --> 00:40:11,228 Speaker 3: Yeah, she knocked out good. 1260 00:40:11,429 --> 00:40:12,735 Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that he got punched and I'm 1261 00:40:12,755 --> 00:40:13,739 Speaker 3: glad that Alice got killed. 1262 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,027 Speaker 1: Quite frankly, Good to meet her. 1263 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,335 Speaker 1: They think Bruce Willis is is mental. 1264 00:40:21,098 --> 00:40:23,383 Speaker 1: I don't know what the name of what he has, 1265 00:40:23,404 --> 00:40:25,669 Speaker 1: but they think it actually was from an 1266 00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:27,693 Speaker 1: accident on a film set. 1267 00:40:27,753 --> 00:40:29,417 Speaker 3: actually, they're thinking it's a form of 1268 00:40:29,477 --> 00:40:30,118 Speaker 3: dementia. 1269 00:40:31,606 --> 00:40:33,251 Speaker 1: I think it's a film set in the 90s where he 1270 00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:34,695 Speaker 1: had an accident in his head or something. 1271 00:40:35,236 --> 00:40:38,789 Speaker 3: And this, he's basically lost the ability 1272 00:40:38,849 --> 00:40:39,711 Speaker 3: to communicate. 1273 00:40:40,012 --> 00:40:42,637 Speaker 1: Now but he still knows what's going on, ish. 1274 00:40:43,218 --> 00:40:46,876 Speaker 3: But this explains why and we've really gone, 1275 00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:48,583 Speaker 3: been mean about it but we didn't know. 1276 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:50,288 Speaker 3: But over the last sort of 10 years, his 1277 00:40:50,328 --> 00:40:52,212 Speaker 3: career is him picking up little tiny 1278 00:40:52,272 --> 00:40:55,427 Speaker 3: snippets here and there, you know, and he 1279 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,274 Speaker 3: it's because he, I should imagine he was 1280 00:40:57,314 --> 00:40:59,241 Speaker 3: struggling to remember some of his lines. 1281 00:40:59,884 --> 00:41:01,470 Speaker 3: He didn't know it though at the time, you 1282 00:41:01,511 --> 00:41:03,218 Speaker 3: know, we all just assumed he's been. 1283 00:41:03,299 --> 00:41:04,725 Speaker 3: Oh, he's found in another performance. 1284 00:41:04,885 --> 00:41:07,534 Speaker 3: He's being lazy, but actually so I wonder 1285 00:41:07,554 --> 00:41:10,402 Speaker 3: what Kevin Smith, who famously really 1286 00:41:10,483 --> 00:41:12,889 Speaker 3: ragged on him when they made that cop movie 1287 00:41:12,909 --> 00:41:14,452 Speaker 3: together, I wonder what he thinks of, 1288 00:41:14,652 --> 00:41:17,906 Speaker 3: because I know he'd heard, yeah, which I 1289 00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:19,871 Speaker 3: quite enjoyed Coppa to be honest, but 1290 00:41:20,051 --> 00:41:25,343 Speaker 3: actually no, because I listen to. 1291 00:41:25,964 --> 00:41:27,928 Speaker 1: One of the first podcasts I ever listened 1292 00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:30,533 Speaker 1: to literally was a Kevin Smith one 1293 00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:34,026 Speaker 1: interviewing the dude who made Looper, ryan 1294 00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:34,367 Speaker 1: Johnson. 1295 00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:39,898 Speaker 1: Yep, and he worked with Bruce Willis and, 1296 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,824 Speaker 1: um, oh, was it him or someone else? 1297 00:41:42,884 --> 00:41:44,654 Speaker 1: It was the first time filmmaker and they 1298 00:41:44,674 --> 00:41:46,062 Speaker 1: worked Bruce Willis and they were really 1299 00:41:46,082 --> 00:41:47,529 Speaker 1: good and he was was like what he was good 1300 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:47,710 Speaker 1: for you. 1301 00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:49,057 Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, it's fucking amazing. 1302 00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:51,650 Speaker 3: Well, I know Shyamalan and him, get on with 1303 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:52,152 Speaker 3: him as well. 1304 00:41:52,193 --> 00:41:53,540 Speaker 1: Well, apparently it used to be that Bruce 1305 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,187 Speaker 1: would be quite good with first time 1306 00:41:55,207 --> 00:41:56,911 Speaker 1: directors for some reason, like really 1307 00:41:57,092 --> 00:41:59,017 Speaker 1: championing them like first time filmmakers, 1308 00:41:59,886 --> 00:42:01,213 Speaker 1: but then something like Kevin Smith, I 1309 00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:03,143 Speaker 1: don't know but it's weird that he was quite 1310 00:42:03,183 --> 00:42:05,191 Speaker 1: friendly with Die Hard 4 and that's when he 1311 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:05,472 Speaker 1: met. 1312 00:42:06,998 --> 00:42:08,383 Speaker 3: Well, I think I was talking to my dad on 1313 00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:10,489 Speaker 3: the phone the other night about Die Hard as 1314 00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:14,160 Speaker 3: you do, and I said to him, like hands down, 1315 00:42:14,521 --> 00:42:16,727 Speaker 3: that's the Bruce's best performance and 1316 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,472 Speaker 3: people might think of it as a dumb action 1317 00:42:18,512 --> 00:42:20,177 Speaker 3: film, but it's so much more to it than that 1318 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:21,547 Speaker 3: it's not. 1319 00:42:21,628 --> 00:42:22,936 Speaker 3: I well I know that's what I'm saying like 1320 00:42:22,976 --> 00:42:24,485 Speaker 3: people think of that film as an action film, 1321 00:42:24,605 --> 00:42:26,490 Speaker 3: but and it is an action film, but there is 1322 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:30,902 Speaker 3: so much to it, it's layered and the story 1323 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:33,129 Speaker 3: and, like I say, bruce's performance is 1324 00:42:33,611 --> 00:42:36,179 Speaker 3: phenomenal in that, um, but Die Hard is 1325 00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:37,724 Speaker 3: definitely my, my top five for. 1326 00:42:37,744 --> 00:42:38,687 Speaker 1: Chris, I had to sort of. 1327 00:42:38,907 --> 00:42:39,429 Speaker 1: I couldn't help it. 1328 00:42:39,449 --> 00:42:40,471 Speaker 1: I had to do it again with Sarah. 1329 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:43,847 Speaker 1: I took a reminisce over my sneaking onto 1330 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:46,393 Speaker 1: Nakatomi Plaza and being right in front of 1331 00:42:46,414 --> 00:42:47,837 Speaker 1: the glass door, standing there and going, 1332 00:42:48,005 --> 00:42:50,665 Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, because I'd just gone 1333 00:42:50,756 --> 00:42:51,980 Speaker 1: through some back door up. 1334 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,055 Speaker 1: Some fucking thing just snuck on there. 1335 00:42:54,115 --> 00:42:56,159 Speaker 1: Then the guards came out and I was like, oh, 1336 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,963 Speaker 1: they're used to their guns. 1337 00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,968 Speaker 1: No, they weren't used to the fact that I 1338 00:43:00,028 --> 00:43:00,730 Speaker 1: was there. 1339 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:02,797 Speaker 1: They're like how the fuck did you get up 1340 00:43:02,858 --> 00:43:03,540 Speaker 1: here, that door? 1341 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,129 Speaker 3: A similar thing happened when I went into 1342 00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:08,498 Speaker 3: the library from Ghostbusters when I was in 1343 00:43:08,558 --> 00:43:11,149 Speaker 3: New York and I walked into the library and 1344 00:43:11,169 --> 00:43:12,555 Speaker 3: I said Alice didn't really get it. 1345 00:43:12,595 --> 00:43:14,745 Speaker 3: But I was like, oh my god, oh my god, this 1346 00:43:14,765 --> 00:43:16,593 Speaker 3: is where they see the, the, the ghost and 1347 00:43:16,633 --> 00:43:17,075 Speaker 3: the lady. 1348 00:43:17,215 --> 00:43:18,802 Speaker 3: Are you, alice, menstruating right now? 1349 00:43:18,822 --> 00:43:20,107 Speaker 3: I said your name's Alice too. 1350 00:43:20,168 --> 00:43:21,011 Speaker 3: This is brilliant. 1351 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,179 Speaker 3: And then I looked around and there was 1352 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,306 Speaker 3: literally about 10 other bloke saying 1353 00:43:25,367 --> 00:43:27,414 Speaker 3: pretty much the same thing to their wife or 1354 00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:27,835 Speaker 3: friend. 1355 00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:30,565 Speaker 3: Who was just, and I thought, oh, everyone 1356 00:43:30,746 --> 00:43:32,232 Speaker 3: comes here and says this is the library 1357 00:43:32,252 --> 00:43:33,176 Speaker 3: from Ghostbusters. 1358 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,566 Speaker 1: I've got a friend who's in New York right 1359 00:43:35,606 --> 00:43:37,792 Speaker 1: now and this morning he put our picture of 1360 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,616 Speaker 1: him standing in front of the Ghostbusters 1361 00:43:39,656 --> 00:43:39,837 Speaker 1: place. 1362 00:43:40,205 --> 00:43:45,037 Speaker 3: There we go there we go Christmas, 1363 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:45,819 Speaker 3: christmas, christmas. 1364 00:43:46,099 --> 00:43:48,706 Speaker 1: But Die Hard 5 I actually quite like, just 1365 00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:51,458 Speaker 1: very quickly, and I put it off for many 1366 00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:52,644 Speaker 1: years and started watching it and I was 1367 00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:53,586 Speaker 1: like this is such shit. 1368 00:43:53,606 --> 00:43:56,112 Speaker 1: I watched it one day thinking it's gonna be 1369 00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:57,616 Speaker 1: shit, kind of enjoying it. 1370 00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:58,177 Speaker 1: It's really weird. 1371 00:43:58,826 --> 00:44:00,333 Speaker 1: It's completely not a Die Hard movie, 1372 00:44:00,353 --> 00:44:02,042 Speaker 1: though I've seen it once You've got to like 1373 00:44:02,163 --> 00:44:02,906 Speaker 1: take that out of it. 1374 00:44:03,026 --> 00:44:04,711 Speaker 1: It's just an action film. 1375 00:44:04,912 --> 00:44:06,758 Speaker 3: For me, one, two and three are great, and 1376 00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:10,187 Speaker 3: three is like, not amazing, but it's still 1377 00:44:10,408 --> 00:44:10,708 Speaker 3: good. 1378 00:44:10,869 --> 00:44:14,597 Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson as a team cop buddy type. 1379 00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:16,180 Speaker 3: The reason it's fun is because originally 1380 00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:20,975 Speaker 3: it was a lethal weapon script and then they 1381 00:44:21,015 --> 00:44:21,416 Speaker 3: flipped it. 1382 00:44:21,436 --> 00:44:23,765 Speaker 3: You can tell that the dynamic between them 1383 00:44:23,866 --> 00:44:24,710 Speaker 3: is very rigged and murder. 1384 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,159 Speaker 1: That could have been a lethal weapon movie, 1385 00:44:26,179 --> 00:44:27,767 Speaker 1: then why didn't they just make it? 1386 00:44:28,089 --> 00:44:29,616 Speaker 3: Because I can't remember what happened 1387 00:44:29,637 --> 00:44:29,958 Speaker 3: there. 1388 00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:31,566 Speaker 3: I think they thought they weren't going to 1389 00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:32,631 Speaker 3: make any more lethal weapons. 1390 00:44:32,651 --> 00:44:33,736 Speaker 1: Are they still making a new one though? 1391 00:44:33,756 --> 00:44:35,043 Speaker 3: Apparently, apparently. 1392 00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:36,368 Speaker 3: They better hurry up. 1393 00:44:36,409 --> 00:44:38,658 Speaker 1: We've got Beverly Hillscott next year. 1394 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,023 Speaker 3: Did you see the trailer? 1395 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:40,184 Speaker 3: Yeah? 1396 00:44:40,204 --> 00:44:40,666 Speaker 1: it looks right. 1397 00:44:41,047 --> 00:44:42,510 Speaker 3: The chemistry looks great still between 1398 00:44:42,530 --> 00:44:45,056 Speaker 3: them and the fucking I'm not expecting to 1399 00:44:45,076 --> 00:44:48,129 Speaker 3: be amazing because I keep getting 1400 00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:50,314 Speaker 3: disappointed by the NGA Jones or whatnot. 1401 00:44:50,494 --> 00:44:50,714 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1402 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,209 Speaker 1: Anyway should we get into Christmasy stuff 1403 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:54,571 Speaker 1: or whatever? 1404 00:44:55,052 --> 00:44:58,063 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, before we get into what we're 1405 00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,247 Speaker 3: going to do next, guys, we're going to take 1406 00:44:59,287 --> 00:45:00,671 Speaker 3: a break and then we're going to talk about 1407 00:45:00,712 --> 00:45:01,895 Speaker 3: 10 years of podcasting. 1408 00:45:02,546 --> 00:45:04,076 Speaker 3: So, for anybody who hasn't been with us 1409 00:45:04,096 --> 00:45:05,102 Speaker 3: from the beginning, we're going to talk 1410 00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:06,369 Speaker 3: about some of our favorite episodes, 1411 00:45:06,449 --> 00:45:07,574 Speaker 3: moments, memories. 1412 00:45:08,157 --> 00:45:09,362 Speaker 3: We're going to talk about the highs and the 1413 00:45:09,422 --> 00:45:09,744 Speaker 3: lows. 1414 00:45:09,764 --> 00:45:11,411 Speaker 3: We're also going to talk about our lives 1415 00:45:11,451 --> 00:45:13,661 Speaker 3: and how they've kind of changed in 10 years, 1416 00:45:13,681 --> 00:45:15,006 Speaker 3: because a lot happens in 10 years. 1417 00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,450 Speaker 3: It's not, you know, it's a long time, it's 1418 00:45:16,490 --> 00:45:16,912 Speaker 3: a decade. 1419 00:45:17,513 --> 00:45:19,126 Speaker 3: The last thing I wanted to mention is a bit 1420 00:45:19,146 --> 00:45:23,579 Speaker 3: of a bar humbug, which is I took my 1421 00:45:23,619 --> 00:45:25,344 Speaker 3: children out on we're recording this just 1422 00:45:25,424 --> 00:45:26,850 Speaker 3: after Christmas Day, and I took my children 1423 00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:28,899 Speaker 3: out to a restaurant on Christmas Day which 1424 00:45:29,301 --> 00:45:30,225 Speaker 3: I've never, ever been out. 1425 00:45:30,245 --> 00:45:32,852 Speaker 3: So I've been to a pub once for a beer on 1426 00:45:32,872 --> 00:45:34,196 Speaker 3: Christmas Day, but I've never eaten food 1427 00:45:34,276 --> 00:45:36,448 Speaker 3: out in a restaurant on Christmas Day. 1428 00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,393 Speaker 3: But because we've got two two-year-olds and 1429 00:45:38,413 --> 00:45:41,529 Speaker 3: it's already hectic, we just decided that's 1430 00:45:41,549 --> 00:45:43,174 Speaker 3: about the bullet this year, let's do it. 1431 00:45:43,334 --> 00:45:46,387 Speaker 3: So we went out, we booked in, got there um 1432 00:45:46,728 --> 00:45:50,095 Speaker 3: about 12 o'clock, had three courses each. 1433 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,079 Speaker 3: The kids really enjoyed it. 1434 00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:54,611 Speaker 3: You know, daddy, yes, christmas, they keep 1435 00:45:54,651 --> 00:45:56,878 Speaker 3: shouting they love their custard and 1436 00:45:56,898 --> 00:45:57,561 Speaker 3: they're pudding. 1437 00:45:58,223 --> 00:45:59,607 Speaker 3: We had a great time the last sort of 10 1438 00:45:59,627 --> 00:46:00,189 Speaker 3: minutes of it. 1439 00:46:00,229 --> 00:46:01,834 Speaker 3: They were so full of sugar and they were 1440 00:46:01,854 --> 00:46:04,088 Speaker 3: running up and down, waving all the old 1441 00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:06,537 Speaker 3: people in there and oh, it was lovely and 1442 00:46:06,718 --> 00:46:08,484 Speaker 3: um it just we just had. 1443 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:09,688 Speaker 3: We just came away with a really good 1444 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:10,008 Speaker 3: feeling. 1445 00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:12,795 Speaker 3: So my wife logged in to TripAdvisor the 1446 00:46:12,876 --> 00:46:16,050 Speaker 3: following day to leave them a lovely review. 1447 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:17,835 Speaker 3: However, before she could leave a review, 1448 00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:21,566 Speaker 3: somebody had put in a review which is 1449 00:46:21,606 --> 00:46:23,331 Speaker 3: essentially complaining about me and my 1450 00:46:23,391 --> 00:46:23,813 Speaker 3: family. 1451 00:46:24,475 --> 00:46:28,085 Speaker 3: They said, um, their Christmas experience 1452 00:46:28,226 --> 00:46:30,975 Speaker 3: was ruined by a couple of screeching 1453 00:46:31,176 --> 00:46:32,822 Speaker 3: children, not laughing or giggling or 1454 00:46:32,862 --> 00:46:34,166 Speaker 3: saying Merry Christmas and waving 1455 00:46:34,246 --> 00:46:35,589 Speaker 3: screeching children. 1456 00:46:36,311 --> 00:46:38,095 Speaker 3: Um, and they said, we were there with our 1457 00:46:38,155 --> 00:46:41,188 Speaker 3: grandmother who'd lost her husband only a 1458 00:46:41,229 --> 00:46:43,454 Speaker 3: few months before and it was going to be 1459 00:46:43,494 --> 00:46:46,106 Speaker 3: her first Christmas without him and because 1460 00:46:46,146 --> 00:46:48,652 Speaker 3: of these children our experience was ruined. 1461 00:46:48,813 --> 00:46:51,018 Speaker 3: But the food was nice and the parking was 1462 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:51,526 Speaker 3: okay. 1463 00:46:52,028 --> 00:46:56,180 Speaker 3: They put at the end, but I don't know what 1464 00:46:56,201 --> 00:46:56,501 Speaker 3: to say. 1465 00:46:56,521 --> 00:46:57,665 Speaker 3: I mean me and Gav talked about this off 1466 00:46:57,745 --> 00:46:59,009 Speaker 3: fair and people are always going to say 1467 00:46:59,049 --> 00:47:00,033 Speaker 3: things about your kids and you're going to 1468 00:47:00,053 --> 00:47:00,554 Speaker 3: get offended. 1469 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,835 Speaker 3: But maybe if, if your grandma's grieving a 1470 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:06,163 Speaker 3: little bit, just don't take her out to a 1471 00:47:06,203 --> 00:47:07,487 Speaker 3: restaurant full of people who are going to 1472 00:47:07,527 --> 00:47:09,112 Speaker 3: be a bit merry and bright, because it was 1473 00:47:09,152 --> 00:47:10,946 Speaker 3: full of drunk blokes stood at the bar 1474 00:47:11,627 --> 00:47:14,192 Speaker 3: singing um the pokes fairies held in New 1475 00:47:14,212 --> 00:47:14,493 Speaker 3: York. 1476 00:47:14,693 --> 00:47:15,735 Speaker 3: They didn't complain about them. 1477 00:47:16,256 --> 00:47:16,717 Speaker 3: No, of course. 1478 00:47:17,479 --> 00:47:18,250 Speaker 1: I don't know. 1479 00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,492 Speaker 1: It's kind of like the cinema. 1480 00:47:19,535 --> 00:47:21,041 Speaker 1: I understand when people don't want kids to 1481 00:47:21,145 --> 00:47:21,507 Speaker 1: cinema. 1482 00:47:21,527 --> 00:47:24,698 Speaker 1: So that's why you do actually have 18 over 1483 00:47:24,738 --> 00:47:26,404 Speaker 1: cinema for movies which aren't 18, even if 1484 00:47:26,424 --> 00:47:29,014 Speaker 1: they're 15, so younger kids can't go in. 1485 00:47:29,034 --> 00:47:30,961 Speaker 1: So maybe, like, if you're doing that, find 1486 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:33,248 Speaker 1: a restaurant which is like going like we're 1487 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,111 Speaker 1: not taking kids. 1488 00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:35,595 Speaker 1: I don't know what restaurant would do that 1489 00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:39,127 Speaker 1: because they'd get fucking social media out. 1490 00:47:39,728 --> 00:47:41,713 Speaker 3: But also, this wasn't a fancy restaurant. 1491 00:47:41,813 --> 00:47:44,726 Speaker 3: It was like a bar and sizzle grill, which 1492 00:47:44,866 --> 00:47:47,895 Speaker 3: is like a chain of really like in the UK 1493 00:47:48,356 --> 00:47:51,605 Speaker 3: yeah, yeah, we had the works, but um, they. 1494 00:47:52,487 --> 00:47:54,573 Speaker 3: It's not like a fancy restaurant, it's just 1495 00:47:54,593 --> 00:47:56,599 Speaker 3: like a pub that also serves food. 1496 00:47:58,144 --> 00:47:59,467 Speaker 3: We wanted to keep it cheap and cheerful. 1497 00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:02,112 Speaker 3: Still costs us 150 quid for the four of us. 1498 00:48:02,994 --> 00:48:05,345 Speaker 3: But I don't know, man, some people, you 1499 00:48:05,366 --> 00:48:06,849 Speaker 3: know, I get, if you're dealing with grief, 1500 00:48:06,909 --> 00:48:07,270 Speaker 3: I get. 1501 00:48:07,531 --> 00:48:08,734 Speaker 3: You might sort of say stuff. 1502 00:48:08,794 --> 00:48:11,890 Speaker 3: But I just thought I look back now and I 1503 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:13,114 Speaker 3: laugh a few days later. 1504 00:48:13,154 --> 00:48:15,161 Speaker 3: But at the time I was quite cross and quite 1505 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:15,904 Speaker 3: upset. 1506 00:48:15,964 --> 00:48:17,990 Speaker 3: But now I just think, well, if you can't 1507 00:48:18,050 --> 00:48:19,493 Speaker 3: enjoy, if you can't see a couple of 1508 00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:21,406 Speaker 3: two-year-olds enjoying their Christmas day, 1509 00:48:22,009 --> 00:48:24,298 Speaker 3: then I feel a bit sorry for you really at 1510 00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:24,900 Speaker 3: the end of the day. 1511 00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:26,346 Speaker 3: But I just thought I'd mention that because 1512 00:48:26,366 --> 00:48:27,029 Speaker 3: it's quite funny. 1513 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:29,119 Speaker 1: And now I just always have it. 1514 00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:30,565 Speaker 1: When I was out there, there'd always be 1515 00:48:30,705 --> 00:48:32,853 Speaker 1: someone, because my, my three are fucking 1516 00:48:32,973 --> 00:48:33,997 Speaker 1: out of control at times. 1517 00:48:34,839 --> 00:48:37,007 Speaker 1: Feral children just fucking like I've got 1518 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:37,770 Speaker 1: no chance. 1519 00:48:38,172 --> 00:48:40,180 Speaker 1: And you know, and I've had it before. 1520 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,245 Speaker 1: People tell me can you control your 1521 00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:41,926 Speaker 1: children? 1522 00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,690 Speaker 1: And just the looks that people give it, 1523 00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:45,454 Speaker 1: just like fuck off. 1524 00:48:46,296 --> 00:48:47,238 Speaker 1: I know it sounds shit. 1525 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,009 Speaker 1: Uh, I'm not me saying fuck off there, I'm 1526 00:48:49,029 --> 00:48:49,691 Speaker 1: gonna give a fuck about that. 1527 00:48:49,711 --> 00:48:51,145 Speaker 1: I mean, for those of you, I don't know, I 1528 00:48:51,216 --> 00:48:52,251 Speaker 1: feel like they're screaming. 1529 00:48:52,323 --> 00:48:53,590 Speaker 1: That's annoying, but it's fuck. 1530 00:48:53,662 --> 00:48:55,011 Speaker 1: We're all living the same plan out. 1531 00:48:55,082 --> 00:48:56,216 Speaker 3: I can't fucking help you. 1532 00:48:56,596 --> 00:48:57,699 Speaker 3: Let's, let's be kind. 1533 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,784 Speaker 3: I think let let listen, guys probably take 1534 00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:00,125 Speaker 3: a break. 1535 00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:00,899 Speaker 3: Let's leave that there. 1536 00:49:00,956 --> 00:49:02,935 Speaker 3: Let's say let's be kind and remember at 1537 00:49:02,992 --> 00:49:04,692 Speaker 3: Christmas, just try and be even a little 1538 00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:05,650 Speaker 3: bit more kinder. 1539 00:49:06,131 --> 00:49:08,537 Speaker 2: Really um we've all got a liver together 1540 00:49:09,359 --> 00:49:11,524 Speaker 2: yeah, if not, then fuck off, take your 1541 00:49:11,544 --> 00:49:13,228 Speaker 2: granny somewhere else if she's a bit sad. 1542 00:49:15,094 --> 00:49:16,920 Speaker 3: Anyway, look, let's take a break, and then 1543 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,246 Speaker 3: we'll go down memory lane and talk about 10 1544 00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:20,728 Speaker 3: years of fucking podcast. 1545 00:49:20,768 --> 00:49:23,091 Speaker 3: And what was that? 1546 00:49:23,712 --> 00:49:25,255 Speaker 1: Halloween theme for free. 1547 00:49:25,475 --> 00:49:27,171 Speaker 1: Halloween free boop boop, boop boop. 1548 00:49:27,191 --> 00:49:28,799 Speaker 1: Did I all right back in a minute. 1549 00:49:29,301 --> 00:49:31,962 Speaker 1: Ho ho, ho, we're back again, we're back. 1550 00:49:32,364 --> 00:49:32,786 Speaker 3: We're back. 1551 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,850 Speaker 3: So, gav, again, happy anniversary. 1552 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,868 Speaker 3: Ten years, crazy, crazy, crazy. 1553 00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:41,346 Speaker 3: I thought what we could do would be fun now 1554 00:49:41,787 --> 00:49:43,492 Speaker 3: to talk and get real and talk about 1555 00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:45,325 Speaker 3: podcasting, but also, like ten years. 1556 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,484 Speaker 3: Ten years is a long time. 1557 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,384 Speaker 3: We've been friends a lot longer than that, 1558 00:49:48,424 --> 00:49:50,871 Speaker 3: but, yeah, crazy times. 1559 00:49:51,101 --> 00:49:53,721 Speaker 3: We've both been through ups and downs and 1560 00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:56,549 Speaker 3: we've also reviewed some shit films and 1561 00:49:56,589 --> 00:49:57,271 Speaker 3: some great films. 1562 00:49:57,902 --> 00:50:00,368 Speaker 3: So let's jump in, jump into the mix really 1563 00:50:00,409 --> 00:50:01,492 Speaker 3: and talk about it. 1564 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:03,628 Speaker 3: Where do you want to start off? 1565 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:04,804 Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about episodes? 1566 00:50:04,824 --> 00:50:05,748 Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about life? 1567 00:50:05,982 --> 00:50:06,532 Speaker 3: What do you want to do? 1568 00:50:07,402 --> 00:50:08,506 Speaker 1: I don't know you lead it. 1569 00:50:08,981 --> 00:50:10,843 Speaker 3: Alright, I'll lead it, okay. 1570 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:13,938 Speaker 3: Well, ten years, Ten years ago, both very 1571 00:50:13,978 --> 00:50:14,280 Speaker 3: different. 1572 00:50:14,581 --> 00:50:16,467 Speaker 1: We recorded our first episode, and then 1573 00:50:16,488 --> 00:50:16,668 Speaker 1: what? 1574 00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:17,889 Speaker 3: Dimper's record. 1575 00:50:18,354 --> 00:50:18,879 Speaker 1: No, we didn't. 1576 00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:19,743 Speaker 3: Not to do it again. 1577 00:50:20,044 --> 00:50:20,807 Speaker 3: We did Because it's too drunk. 1578 00:50:23,402 --> 00:50:25,127 Speaker 3: I wasn't a married man ten years ago either. 1579 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,110 Speaker 3: Obviously I am now. 1580 00:50:26,261 --> 00:50:29,282 Speaker 3: I'm still with Alice, but I also become a 1581 00:50:29,323 --> 00:50:30,467 Speaker 3: dad in that time as well. 1582 00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:31,965 Speaker 1: I don't think I was a married man. 1583 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:33,324 Speaker 3: You were a married man. 1584 00:50:33,821 --> 00:50:36,424 Speaker 1: We've switched roles, yeah well technically 1585 00:50:36,604 --> 00:50:38,666 Speaker 1: Still converse, but yeah, not really. 1586 00:50:39,683 --> 00:50:41,629 Speaker 3: Separated from your ex-nate. 1587 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,225 Speaker 3: But you've got the lovely Sarah now in your 1588 00:50:45,265 --> 00:50:47,842 Speaker 3: life, which is awesome, fantastic. 1589 00:50:47,883 --> 00:50:48,666 Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you. 1590 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,505 Speaker 3: Hello, sarah, merry Christmas. 1591 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,009 Speaker 1: Shit, oh, she just got in there. 1592 00:50:53,230 --> 00:50:53,895 Speaker 1: She's had a do-mary Christmas. 1593 00:50:53,915 --> 00:50:54,258 Speaker 3: Fuck off. 1594 00:50:56,129 --> 00:50:57,698 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got some kids now as well, which 1595 00:50:57,738 --> 00:50:58,040 Speaker 3: is crazy. 1596 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,087 Speaker 3: Your kids are grown-up man, because 1597 00:51:00,741 --> 00:51:02,814 Speaker 3: 16-year-old now a 14-year-old. 1598 00:51:03,318 --> 00:51:03,458 Speaker 3: Yeah. 1599 00:51:03,841 --> 00:51:05,447 Speaker 1: Nine-year-old ten this year. 1600 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,625 Speaker 3: I mean, you only had two children when we 1601 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:08,707 Speaker 3: started podcasting. 1602 00:51:09,048 --> 00:51:09,329 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1603 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:12,046 Speaker 3: Which is nuts, and the oldest was six at 1604 00:51:12,066 --> 00:51:12,407 Speaker 3: the time. 1605 00:51:12,821 --> 00:51:13,564 Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah. 1606 00:51:14,066 --> 00:51:15,488 Speaker 3: Can you I mean, this is what I'm saying 1607 00:51:15,548 --> 00:51:16,859 Speaker 3: like ten years, is it? 1608 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:18,787 Speaker 1: To be fair, it won't be that long until 1609 00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:19,389 Speaker 1: they're 17. 1610 00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,962 Speaker 1: So it's just like what the fuck Nuts. 1611 00:51:22,203 --> 00:51:25,692 Speaker 3: Absolutely nuts, and we've taken a few 1612 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:27,400 Speaker 3: high-atices here and there, you know. 1613 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:28,826 Speaker 1: No, that's good then, because that's only a 1614 00:51:28,846 --> 00:51:29,261 Speaker 1: year Now. 1615 00:51:29,281 --> 00:51:30,625 Speaker 1: Kick them out the door 18. 1616 00:51:30,805 --> 00:51:31,126 Speaker 1: Off you go. 1617 00:51:31,147 --> 00:51:33,445 Speaker 3: Get at it, fuck off. 1618 00:51:34,744 --> 00:51:35,487 Speaker 3: I want to see that. 1619 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,845 Speaker 3: I want to see what you do with that. 1620 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:39,384 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to do that to my 1621 00:51:39,425 --> 00:51:40,147 Speaker 1: autistic child. 1622 00:51:41,109 --> 00:51:41,651 Speaker 1: Yeah, please don't. 1623 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,145 Speaker 1: I don't think that'll go well. 1624 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:45,767 Speaker 3: We've taken a few high-atices here and 1625 00:51:45,787 --> 00:51:48,756 Speaker 3: there because life throws you curveballs, 1626 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,165 Speaker 3: like we said, and Galf separated from his 1627 00:51:50,285 --> 00:51:50,386 Speaker 3: ex. 1628 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,387 Speaker 3: But you know, for the best really, and you 1629 00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:55,835 Speaker 3: find Sarah now and you know I had some 1630 00:51:55,855 --> 00:51:56,760 Speaker 3: stuff I dealt with as well. 1631 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,188 Speaker 3: I lost my mum and got married six days 1632 00:51:59,289 --> 00:52:01,055 Speaker 3: later, which is a bit of a rollercoaster 1633 00:52:01,095 --> 00:52:01,500 Speaker 3: for me really. 1634 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,285 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was insane and that was the last 1635 00:52:04,305 --> 00:52:05,108 Speaker 1: time I was proper drunk. 1636 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:10,081 Speaker 3: Yeah, we got married six days later and 1637 00:52:10,101 --> 00:52:12,289 Speaker 3: then we celebrated being married for a few 1638 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,045 Speaker 3: months and then the fucking world shut down 1639 00:52:14,085 --> 00:52:14,767 Speaker 3: for the pandemic. 1640 00:52:17,585 --> 00:52:19,090 Speaker 3: So my brain lost it at that point. 1641 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,110 Speaker 1: Didn't we podcast quite a lot in pandemic 1642 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:23,606 Speaker 1: because we were in the house going. 1643 00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:24,745 Speaker 1: Should we podcast? 1644 00:52:26,568 --> 00:52:27,776 Speaker 3: Probably two episodes a month. 1645 00:52:27,836 --> 00:52:28,400 Speaker 3: I'd say we were doing then. 1646 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,926 Speaker 1: Yeah, two, you're squeezing to three quite 1647 00:52:29,966 --> 00:52:30,327 Speaker 1: properly. 1648 00:52:30,822 --> 00:52:32,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, we were doing a lot. 1649 00:52:32,301 --> 00:52:33,656 Speaker 3: I think everybody was doing a lot more 1650 00:52:33,676 --> 00:52:34,542 Speaker 3: content, weren't they? 1651 00:52:34,563 --> 00:52:35,366 Speaker 3: During the pandemic. 1652 00:52:36,483 --> 00:52:39,010 Speaker 1: There's some parts of the pandemic I kind 1653 00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:39,908 Speaker 1: of liked I've got. 1654 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:40,660 Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. 1655 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,558 Speaker 1: There's parts when I was up in my little 1656 00:52:42,599 --> 00:52:44,246 Speaker 1: loft because, honestly, I had a little room 1657 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,665 Speaker 1: in the loft and I was just making a little 1658 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,909 Speaker 1: miniature house out of foam. 1659 00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:50,026 Speaker 1: I just got nothing to do. 1660 00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:53,228 Speaker 3: And that's why 10 years the last 10 years 1661 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,546 Speaker 3: has probably felt quicker, because three 1662 00:52:55,586 --> 00:52:57,965 Speaker 3: years of that, a good two of those, was the 1663 00:52:58,005 --> 00:52:58,908 Speaker 3: pandemic really. 1664 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,641 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, 20. 1665 00:53:00,681 --> 00:53:01,324 Speaker 1: To 22. 1666 00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:04,569 Speaker 1: And then after that the first spouts of 1667 00:53:04,629 --> 00:53:05,763 Speaker 1: years are coming back. 1668 00:53:06,004 --> 00:53:06,888 Speaker 1: Obviously we're only 23,. 1669 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,145 Speaker 1: Going into 2024 soon. 1670 00:53:08,501 --> 00:53:10,221 Speaker 1: It was sped along but all of a sudden now I 1671 00:53:10,261 --> 00:53:12,509 Speaker 1: feel like it's kind of slowed again. 1672 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,661 Speaker 1: I don't know why if anyone else but I feel 1673 00:53:14,681 --> 00:53:15,806 Speaker 1: like it's slowed down again. 1674 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,107 Speaker 1: But when we came out of it it was just like 1675 00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:18,461 Speaker 1: go, go, go. 1676 00:53:18,481 --> 00:53:20,188 Speaker 1: It's like ah, it's foam, go, go, go. 1677 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,904 Speaker 1: So weird, weird, fucking time. 1678 00:53:23,128 --> 00:53:23,810 Speaker 3: It's been crazy. 1679 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,027 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a dad now, which still wrapping 1680 00:53:27,047 --> 00:53:28,605 Speaker 3: my head around it still feels very new to 1681 00:53:28,666 --> 00:53:31,047 Speaker 3: me, but also I feel like they've always 1682 00:53:31,087 --> 00:53:31,829 Speaker 3: been here, you know. 1683 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,426 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny because you keep obviously 1684 00:53:33,446 --> 00:53:34,362 Speaker 1: saying bits and bobs. 1685 00:53:34,443 --> 00:53:38,249 Speaker 1: It's just stuff like you're learning and as 1686 00:53:38,289 --> 00:53:39,785 Speaker 1: you're, because you grow with your kids, 1687 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,306 Speaker 1: because you're growing as a every day, 1688 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,805 Speaker 1: you're a parent for the first time of that 1689 00:53:43,946 --> 00:53:46,762 Speaker 1: kid of that age, yeah, so you're always 1690 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:47,345 Speaker 1: learning stuff. 1691 00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:48,645 Speaker 1: It's funny because you're always coming on 1692 00:53:48,665 --> 00:53:50,024 Speaker 1: stuff and it's not funny because I was 1693 00:53:50,044 --> 00:53:52,223 Speaker 1: there 10 years ago doing all that shit. 1694 00:53:52,243 --> 00:53:54,803 Speaker 1: No longer than that you know so it's funny 1695 00:53:54,863 --> 00:53:56,048 Speaker 1: seeing it here and it from you now. 1696 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,428 Speaker 3: And now I'm seeing friends start having 1697 00:53:59,468 --> 00:54:02,365 Speaker 3: children and they're asking me advice. 1698 00:54:02,425 --> 00:54:03,921 Speaker 3: And I never give out advice, and if 1699 00:54:03,961 --> 00:54:05,482 Speaker 3: somebody asks me something I'll tell them 1700 00:54:05,683 --> 00:54:06,908 Speaker 3: how I dealt with it or something. 1701 00:54:08,144 --> 00:54:09,508 Speaker 3: But everybody's journey is different. 1702 00:54:09,568 --> 00:54:11,265 Speaker 1: As a parent, look what funny it is for me 1703 00:54:11,325 --> 00:54:13,969 Speaker 1: now, as I'm completely thrown from it now, 1704 00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:15,827 Speaker 1: if I could change an app. 1705 00:54:15,847 --> 00:54:17,565 Speaker 1: You know the problem because it comes up 1706 00:54:17,585 --> 00:54:17,705 Speaker 1: memory. 1707 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:20,865 Speaker 1: You know muscle memory sort of thing. 1708 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,604 Speaker 1: So I could do that. 1709 00:54:23,684 --> 00:54:25,588 Speaker 1: But there's other stuff I can't remember. 1710 00:54:25,790 --> 00:54:27,120 Speaker 1: It's so long ago now, being a dad. 1711 00:54:27,281 --> 00:54:29,282 Speaker 3: Well, the thing is even for me my time is 1712 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:31,785 Speaker 3: gone you know, even for me with two, two 1713 00:54:31,826 --> 00:54:34,024 Speaker 3: and a half year olds, I don't remember 1714 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,783 Speaker 3: those first few months because you're so 1715 00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:36,104 Speaker 3: tired. 1716 00:54:36,144 --> 00:54:36,920 Speaker 3: It's such a blur Like. 1717 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,040 Speaker 3: My brother has recently become a dad, his 1718 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,028 Speaker 3: first child and whenever he hands me his 1719 00:54:41,068 --> 00:54:42,605 Speaker 3: baby I'm like how do I hold it again? 1720 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,745 Speaker 3: He's like you've got two. 1721 00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:46,682 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but I don't know, I've got 1722 00:54:46,702 --> 00:54:47,926 Speaker 1: that stuff I could do really well, but 1723 00:54:47,946 --> 00:54:49,221 Speaker 1: there's some stuff I'm like oh, don't get 1724 00:54:49,241 --> 00:54:50,526 Speaker 1: me wrong, I can hold a baby, I'm not gonna 1725 00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:50,827 Speaker 1: drop it. 1726 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:53,042 Speaker 3: But also you kind of like, you forget that 1727 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:54,346 Speaker 3: you had to do all this stuff. 1728 00:54:54,547 --> 00:54:57,046 Speaker 3: You know, you think how do we get through 1729 00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:57,427 Speaker 3: all this? 1730 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:01,369 Speaker 1: Yeah, now, I had a baby last year. 1731 00:55:01,409 --> 00:55:03,364 Speaker 1: I think it was Last year or two years ago. 1732 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:05,225 Speaker 3: I was like you, had a baby last year. 1733 00:55:05,265 --> 00:55:05,686 Speaker 3: Held a baby? 1734 00:55:05,766 --> 00:55:06,710 Speaker 3: Oh right, thank you. 1735 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:08,347 Speaker 1: And it was funny holding a baby again. 1736 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,888 Speaker 1: But I always start to the point where it's 1737 00:55:10,928 --> 00:55:12,203 Speaker 1: straight away and a neighbor kind of 1738 00:55:12,264 --> 00:55:13,127 Speaker 1: comforted the baby. 1739 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,908 Speaker 1: So yeah, if I can hold on to this, no 1740 00:55:15,928 --> 00:55:16,189 Speaker 1: worries. 1741 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:18,948 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do like holding my brother's baby, 1742 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,247 Speaker 3: because what's great is he just kind of 1743 00:55:21,307 --> 00:55:24,827 Speaker 3: lies there and then I look at him and he 1744 00:55:24,948 --> 00:55:25,570 Speaker 3: doesn't really do a lot. 1745 00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,246 Speaker 3: He doesn't give me any back, talk or ask 1746 00:55:27,266 --> 00:55:28,543 Speaker 3: for a biscuit, and then I can just hand him 1747 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,384 Speaker 3: back to my brother and say he's done a shit. 1748 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:32,450 Speaker 3: You need to change him, not me. 1749 00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,147 Speaker 3: But yeah, so that happened as well. 1750 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,750 Speaker 3: Lots of stuff, really, and also we, you 1751 00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:41,863 Speaker 3: know deadbolt films. 1752 00:55:42,124 --> 00:55:43,649 Speaker 3: We've done a lot in the last 10 years. 1753 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:47,571 Speaker 3: You know, slightly outside of the 10 years. 1754 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,927 Speaker 3: We made Shadow of Death, which Gav is just 1755 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:52,305 Speaker 3: hit just hit Vipko, hasn't it? 1756 00:55:53,402 --> 00:55:55,028 Speaker 3: Oh, whoa it's hit, it's hit. 1757 00:55:55,580 --> 00:55:58,161 Speaker 1: It's on Amazon now for Rent and Buy, which 1758 00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,509 Speaker 1: is fucking kind of an achievement. 1759 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:03,040 Speaker 1: I was actually for the first time ever, I 1760 00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:06,008 Speaker 1: looked at the Amazon Prime and add the 1761 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:09,186 Speaker 1: whole thing rating and the characters in 1762 00:56:09,206 --> 00:56:11,305 Speaker 1: the background and I was proud of myself. 1763 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,965 Speaker 1: For the first time ever, I was proud of 1764 00:56:13,005 --> 00:56:13,266 Speaker 1: myself. 1765 00:56:13,647 --> 00:56:15,243 Speaker 3: I looked at it last night and that's the 1766 00:56:15,263 --> 00:56:15,584 Speaker 3: trailer place. 1767 00:56:15,604 --> 00:56:17,222 Speaker 3: While you're reading it you're like wow, 1768 00:56:17,885 --> 00:56:19,660 Speaker 3: and it seemed myself in that trailer, you 1769 00:56:19,701 --> 00:56:22,102 Speaker 3: know, and I was thinking this is weird that 1770 00:56:22,122 --> 00:56:24,922 Speaker 3: Prime, although Pret-o-Natural, another of 1771 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,189 Speaker 3: our pictures is it not on Prime anymore. 1772 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:31,621 Speaker 1: No, it's actually free on YouTube via the 1773 00:56:31,702 --> 00:56:33,667 Speaker 1: actual company or Plex. 1774 00:56:34,690 --> 00:56:35,251 Speaker 1: Okay cool. 1775 00:56:35,841 --> 00:56:37,006 Speaker 1: Actually no, I think you could probably 1776 00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:38,543 Speaker 1: still rent it on Amazon, but I'm just 1777 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:39,506 Speaker 1: giving you the cheat codes. 1778 00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:44,641 Speaker 3: We've done a ton of shorts as well, Most 1779 00:56:44,681 --> 00:56:47,349 Speaker 3: recently, of course, Star Wars, Sanctuary 1780 00:56:47,389 --> 00:56:48,983 Speaker 3: Moon, which we're very proud of. 1781 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:55,563 Speaker 3: So sorry, Star Wars, Sanctuary Moon, which 1782 00:56:55,603 --> 00:56:56,506 Speaker 3: we're very proud of. 1783 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,667 Speaker 3: It was an amazing experience filming that 1784 00:57:00,882 --> 00:57:02,628 Speaker 3: and getting to be part of that. 1785 00:57:04,524 --> 00:57:06,781 Speaker 3: Sadly, we'd be remiss to not mention our 1786 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:09,610 Speaker 3: buddy Boz, who we lost shortly after that 1787 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,346 Speaker 3: and he sadly never got to see it. 1788 00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:14,724 Speaker 3: But yeah, fellow podcaster, Some of you 1789 00:57:14,744 --> 00:57:18,220 Speaker 3: guys will know Boz from his show, the 1790 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,103 Speaker 3: Little Pod of Horrors. 1791 00:57:19,343 --> 00:57:21,529 Speaker 3: So that's a sad moment. 1792 00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:23,826 Speaker 1: But yeah, no Guided you never see the Star 1793 00:57:23,846 --> 00:57:24,884 Speaker 1: Wars film so Guided. 1794 00:57:24,924 --> 00:57:27,436 Speaker 1: For that reason, you know, just I don't 1795 00:57:27,456 --> 00:57:27,557 Speaker 1: know. 1796 00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:30,328 Speaker 3: I know, I know, but it's one of those 1797 00:57:30,368 --> 00:57:31,824 Speaker 3: things, but yeah it did really well with 1798 00:57:31,845 --> 00:57:32,922 Speaker 3: Deadbolt films over the years. 1799 00:57:32,982 --> 00:57:33,886 Speaker 1: It was just this little. 1800 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:35,841 Speaker 1: I just literally called it Deadbolt because 1801 00:57:35,861 --> 00:57:37,166 Speaker 1: Peter Jackson had winged up. 1802 00:57:38,242 --> 00:57:39,740 Speaker 3: I remember the conversation with you and 1803 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,085 Speaker 3: you said that and I said, well, I like that, 1804 00:57:41,105 --> 00:57:44,102 Speaker 3: that's fine, okay cool yeah, I remember 1805 00:57:44,122 --> 00:57:45,421 Speaker 3: sitting in your living room with you while 1806 00:57:45,441 --> 00:57:47,201 Speaker 3: we were working on this, our second well, 1807 00:57:47,763 --> 00:57:50,881 Speaker 3: your second and my first script, because we 1808 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:52,426 Speaker 3: banged out a few scripts in the early days. 1809 00:57:55,062 --> 00:57:57,189 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been very productive year. 1810 00:57:57,389 --> 00:57:59,848 Speaker 3: You know, at 10 years, not year, you know 1811 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,987 Speaker 3: to the point that we've done almost 150 1812 00:58:02,048 --> 00:58:04,066 Speaker 3: episodes, probably have done 150 if you 1813 00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,905 Speaker 3: count all the little bonus snippets and 1814 00:58:06,788 --> 00:58:08,504 Speaker 3: Fright Vests and all the little bits we've 1815 00:58:08,524 --> 00:58:10,324 Speaker 3: done as well, done a few Fright Vests as 1816 00:58:10,344 --> 00:58:11,047 Speaker 3: well over the years. 1817 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,166 Speaker 3: Well, I thought what would be fun to do. 1818 00:58:16,185 --> 00:58:18,481 Speaker 1: I've even interviewed Richard Brake one of 1819 00:58:18,501 --> 00:58:20,327 Speaker 1: the first ones actual legit people. 1820 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:23,648 Speaker 3: Do you remember when we got messaging Tom 1821 00:58:23,728 --> 00:58:26,406 Speaker 3: Holland for a while of Psycho? 1822 00:58:27,027 --> 00:58:28,691 Speaker 3: Well, charter Wave no yeah. 1823 00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:33,021 Speaker 3: Yeah, and his assistant kept saying yeah, 1824 00:58:33,061 --> 00:58:34,305 Speaker 3: yeah, yeah, we just need a date, we just 1825 00:58:34,326 --> 00:58:34,787 Speaker 3: need a date. 1826 00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:36,265 Speaker 1: He never got back or forth. 1827 00:58:36,962 --> 00:58:39,911 Speaker 1: No, yeah, he sent me a few years ago. 1828 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:40,944 Speaker 1: Have Merry Christmas to me. 1829 00:58:41,661 --> 00:58:42,525 Speaker 1: Oh, christmas day, that was about it. 1830 00:58:43,641 --> 00:58:46,281 Speaker 1: It's just, I think he wanted to do it, but 1831 00:58:46,301 --> 00:58:47,841 Speaker 1: then he was trying to get through to 1832 00:58:47,882 --> 00:58:50,325 Speaker 1: whoever's organizing it and it was just 1833 00:58:50,385 --> 00:58:51,449 Speaker 1: like, can't we just sort it out? 1834 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,424 Speaker 1: And, yeah, it didn't work. 1835 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,306 Speaker 1: So yeah, we don't really have people on the 1836 00:58:54,326 --> 00:58:55,503 Speaker 1: show often, very rarely. 1837 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,726 Speaker 3: Yeah, we've had a few guests in the 10 1838 00:58:57,766 --> 00:59:01,206 Speaker 3: years some fellow podcasters like Kate, and 1839 00:59:01,467 --> 00:59:03,144 Speaker 3: some of our friends like Andy and John. 1840 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,704 Speaker 1: Yeah, early years. 1841 00:59:05,885 --> 00:59:07,009 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just fucking now. 1842 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,621 Speaker 1: Just put the microphone in the room and we 1843 00:59:08,681 --> 00:59:09,344 Speaker 1: all sit in the room. 1844 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,205 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous, so bad. 1845 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,048 Speaker 3: It is difficult just to sometimes organize 1846 00:59:15,088 --> 00:59:17,125 Speaker 3: our own lives around getting a show 1847 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:18,883 Speaker 3: recorded though, which is why sometimes 1848 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,004 Speaker 3: there are delays, but we appreciate that 1849 00:59:22,024 --> 00:59:24,010 Speaker 3: you guys still support and listen. 1850 00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:28,905 Speaker 3: I mean, if anybody wants to know the way 1851 00:59:28,925 --> 00:59:32,786 Speaker 3: that we work is, I'll come up with the 1852 00:59:32,826 --> 00:59:33,688 Speaker 3: theme of the episode. 1853 00:59:33,728 --> 00:59:36,165 Speaker 3: Really, I'll check with Gav that he's happy 1854 00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:39,286 Speaker 3: with that, and Gav always gives me I want 1855 00:59:39,306 --> 00:59:40,771 Speaker 3: to cover this film, so I put it on the list 1856 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,465 Speaker 3: and I usually try and pair up a couple of 1857 00:59:42,505 --> 00:59:43,107 Speaker 3: similar films. 1858 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,411 Speaker 3: The way it works is we plan a date that 1859 00:59:48,431 --> 00:59:49,943 Speaker 3: we're gonna record and then, about a week 1860 00:59:50,043 --> 00:59:51,822 Speaker 3: before that date, we'll both watch the 1861 00:59:51,842 --> 00:59:54,960 Speaker 3: films, make the notes for that film, and 1862 00:59:54,981 --> 00:59:56,847 Speaker 3: then I'll take an evening to write all the 1863 00:59:56,907 --> 00:59:59,426 Speaker 3: extra segments like notes for the intro and 1864 00:59:59,506 --> 00:59:59,928 Speaker 3: outro. 1865 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,146 Speaker 3: I'll do my research for World of the 1866 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:02,548 Speaker 3: Strange. 1867 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:05,440 Speaker 3: If we're doing a time team segment, which 1868 01:00:05,461 --> 01:00:07,622 Speaker 3: we used to do on every episode, I also need 1869 01:00:07,642 --> 01:00:10,270 Speaker 3: to do a ton of research on that and we put 1870 01:00:10,310 --> 01:00:11,884 Speaker 3: it all together, and then on that night we 1871 01:00:11,904 --> 01:00:15,249 Speaker 3: get together, we press record and we just 1872 01:00:15,269 --> 01:00:16,745 Speaker 3: go for it, take those breaks, like I say, 1873 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:20,150 Speaker 3: and we actually record it linearly as well. 1874 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,067 Speaker 3: So we record the outro, we record. 1875 01:00:23,260 --> 01:00:25,107 Speaker 3: Occasionally we have to break it up, 1876 01:00:25,147 --> 01:00:27,446 Speaker 3: perhaps, but we try and record it in the 1877 01:00:27,547 --> 01:00:29,060 Speaker 3: order that we're gonna put it out there, so 1878 01:00:29,101 --> 01:00:31,027 Speaker 3: that the editing from Gab's side is much, 1879 01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:31,589 Speaker 3: much easier. 1880 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,507 Speaker 3: All he needs to do is chuck the music in 1881 01:00:35,025 --> 01:00:36,109 Speaker 3: and slip a few bits here and there. 1882 01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:37,745 Speaker 1: I just generally need to chop the nose and 1883 01:00:37,765 --> 01:00:39,330 Speaker 1: tails, the heads and tails. 1884 01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:41,608 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we will. 1885 01:00:42,762 --> 01:00:44,408 Speaker 3: I'll write up a little piece that Gab will 1886 01:00:44,428 --> 01:00:46,305 Speaker 3: then attach to it and it goes up online for 1887 01:00:46,345 --> 01:00:49,708 Speaker 3: everybody to yeah, I have to obviously pull 1888 01:00:49,748 --> 01:00:52,857 Speaker 3: the trailers and the audio for that. 1889 01:00:52,957 --> 01:00:53,780 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was a little thing. 1890 01:00:54,603 --> 01:00:57,041 Speaker 1: I have to put all the sound to fit with the 1891 01:00:57,061 --> 01:00:59,320 Speaker 1: length of our talks, conversations, but 1892 01:00:59,481 --> 01:01:01,541 Speaker 1: actually I've got it down to a T now where 1893 01:01:01,681 --> 01:01:04,190 Speaker 1: it's not too much work on my end actually 1894 01:01:04,441 --> 01:01:06,047 Speaker 1: and I can have it edited within the hour. 1895 01:01:08,261 --> 01:01:11,481 Speaker 3: And we've said it a billion times, but 1896 01:01:11,561 --> 01:01:13,528 Speaker 3: we'll say it again we both love doing this. 1897 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,609 Speaker 3: We do this even if no one else is listening 1898 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,148 Speaker 3: We've got patrons but we do it even if we 1899 01:01:19,188 --> 01:01:21,583 Speaker 3: didn't, because it is a little bit of 1900 01:01:21,624 --> 01:01:22,708 Speaker 3: therapy for both of us. 1901 01:01:23,121 --> 01:01:23,583 Speaker 3: We're friends. 1902 01:01:23,623 --> 01:01:25,382 Speaker 3: Obviously, we get together, we shoot the 1903 01:01:25,422 --> 01:01:26,687 Speaker 3: shit, we catch up. 1904 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,165 Speaker 3: We always catch up a bit before we hit 1905 01:01:28,205 --> 01:01:30,506 Speaker 3: record, but we do a lot of our catching up 1906 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:31,544 Speaker 3: while we're recording as well. 1907 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,588 Speaker 3: We save funny stories and anecdotes for 1908 01:01:34,628 --> 01:01:35,761 Speaker 3: while we're recording because we love 1909 01:01:35,781 --> 01:01:38,061 Speaker 3: seeing each other's reactions to these 1910 01:01:38,101 --> 01:01:41,090 Speaker 3: things, you know, and we love doing that, 1911 01:01:41,481 --> 01:01:45,110 Speaker 3: and I'm just really thankful that we 1912 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:48,506 Speaker 3: created this in a hotel room in Wales one 1913 01:01:48,567 --> 01:01:50,146 Speaker 3: night, which is a bit weird, but we did 1914 01:01:51,896 --> 01:01:52,018 Speaker 3: Right. 1915 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,281 Speaker 3: We were working together away and Talked 1916 01:01:55,301 --> 01:01:55,904 Speaker 3: about something. 1917 01:01:56,801 --> 01:01:58,747 Speaker 3: Yeah, we led in our single beds next to 1918 01:01:58,788 --> 01:02:00,082 Speaker 3: each other chatting and you said we should 1919 01:02:00,102 --> 01:02:00,825 Speaker 3: be recording this. 1920 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,122 Speaker 3: Then we started. 1921 01:02:02,543 --> 01:02:03,948 Speaker 3: We just said to Sidere that we would. 1922 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:07,224 Speaker 3: Yeah, famously didn't hit record on that 1923 01:02:07,264 --> 01:02:07,946 Speaker 3: first ever session. 1924 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,607 Speaker 3: But let's talk about what films that we've 1925 01:02:11,668 --> 01:02:13,505 Speaker 3: covered and just to jog some of our 1926 01:02:13,565 --> 01:02:14,522 Speaker 3: memories and get a little bit of a 1927 01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:15,842 Speaker 3: discussion going around some of our 1928 01:02:15,882 --> 01:02:17,584 Speaker 3: favourite things and some of our not so 1929 01:02:17,624 --> 01:02:18,066 Speaker 3: favourite things. 1930 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:19,345 Speaker 3: I can't wait to talk to you about some of 1931 01:02:19,385 --> 01:02:19,505 Speaker 3: that. 1932 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:21,466 Speaker 3: So, gav, I thought I'd start off with just 1933 01:02:21,526 --> 01:02:23,104 Speaker 3: reminding you some of the movies we've 1934 01:02:23,144 --> 01:02:25,044 Speaker 3: covered, because we have a birthday episode 1935 01:02:25,145 --> 01:02:28,485 Speaker 3: each every year where the birthday boy gets 1936 01:02:28,525 --> 01:02:29,990 Speaker 3: to pick the movie. 1937 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,545 Speaker 3: So, gav, some of the ones that you've 1938 01:02:31,605 --> 01:02:34,126 Speaker 3: picked over the years Dark Knight of the 1939 01:02:34,207 --> 01:02:36,461 Speaker 3: Scarecrow from 1981, you were really 1940 01:02:36,481 --> 01:02:37,426 Speaker 3: excited for us to cover that. 1941 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,544 Speaker 1: I don't know why, though I can't remember 1942 01:02:39,604 --> 01:02:39,644 Speaker 1: it. 1943 01:02:39,664 --> 01:02:43,404 Speaker 3: really, you made us watch the Burbs, which 1944 01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:44,508 Speaker 3: I will watch anytime. 1945 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,917 Speaker 3: I didn't make you watch the Burbs, that's 1946 01:02:46,938 --> 01:02:47,984 Speaker 3: for sure yeah we love it. 1947 01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,106 Speaker 3: The Lost Boys Fright Night. 1948 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,464 Speaker 3: This is my choices, these are your choices, 1949 01:02:52,545 --> 01:02:52,745 Speaker 3: yeah. 1950 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:53,824 Speaker 1: Lost Boys and Fright Night. 1951 01:02:53,844 --> 01:02:54,467 Speaker 1: It's a birthday, OK. 1952 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,468 Speaker 3: Yeah, you also picked for your Tarantino 1953 01:02:57,508 --> 01:02:57,849 Speaker 3: birthday. 1954 01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,604 Speaker 3: You picked the Sorry, not Tarantino, but 1955 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:01,227 Speaker 3: Snowy. 1956 01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,587 Speaker 3: You picked the Thing and the Hateful Eight 1957 01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:04,489 Speaker 3: great combo. 1958 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,266 Speaker 1: Did we do the Thing and the Hateful Eight 1959 01:03:06,286 --> 01:03:06,707 Speaker 1: together? 1960 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,044 Speaker 1: Yeah, what year was that? 1961 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,809 Speaker 3: It was our third year of podcasting. 1962 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,481 Speaker 1: See, that's the thing, though If you go 1963 01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:16,021 Speaker 1: back now, the audio's probably like good. 1964 01:03:16,061 --> 01:03:18,869 Speaker 1: We almost need to do fresh reviews of these 1965 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:19,210 Speaker 1: things. 1966 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:20,143 Speaker 1: Mm. 1967 01:03:20,344 --> 01:03:23,227 Speaker 3: You know, the following year you picked 1968 01:03:23,427 --> 01:03:24,571 Speaker 3: Silver Bullet and the Howling. 1969 01:03:25,287 --> 01:03:28,112 Speaker 1: I guess if we ever get to a point maybe we 1970 01:03:28,133 --> 01:03:28,656 Speaker 1: could cover it. 1971 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:30,024 Speaker 1: We could do that, but that's not going to 1972 01:03:30,064 --> 01:03:30,265 Speaker 1: happen. 1973 01:03:30,285 --> 01:03:32,505 Speaker 1: I suppose Silver Bullet and the Howling I 1974 01:03:32,525 --> 01:03:33,882 Speaker 1: didn't want to pick the Howling you would 1975 01:03:33,902 --> 01:03:34,941 Speaker 1: have must have put that in there, because 1976 01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:36,703 Speaker 1: I'm not Howling's alright. 1977 01:03:38,101 --> 01:03:39,326 Speaker 3: No, no, you would have picked it. 1978 01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:42,999 Speaker 3: I never, I always let you pick the real 1979 01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:43,120 Speaker 3: thing. 1980 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,160 Speaker 1: That's not a weird thing because I'm like 1981 01:03:44,301 --> 01:03:45,145 Speaker 1: Howling that's alright. 1982 01:03:45,523 --> 01:03:46,902 Speaker 1: So strange that I picked that rather than 1983 01:03:46,922 --> 01:03:47,705 Speaker 1: the Marquardt from London. 1984 01:03:48,604 --> 01:03:49,860 Speaker 1: Well, we covered that separately I think 1985 01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:50,624 Speaker 1: yeah, I know, we did yeah. 1986 01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:54,084 Speaker 3: Did a commentary you also the following 1987 01:03:54,104 --> 01:03:54,225 Speaker 3: year. 1988 01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:57,237 Speaker 3: You picked to support and sort of discuss 1989 01:03:57,257 --> 01:03:57,560 Speaker 3: mental health. 1990 01:03:57,801 --> 01:04:00,229 Speaker 3: You picked First Blood and Session 9. 1991 01:04:00,941 --> 01:04:01,985 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one of the first episodes. 1992 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:03,029 Speaker 1: That was a hair of the episodes. 1993 01:04:03,241 --> 01:04:06,033 Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, my favourite birthday episode 1994 01:04:06,090 --> 01:04:07,724 Speaker 3: was the following year, where you picked 1995 01:04:07,866 --> 01:04:10,497 Speaker 3: the Deadpool and Tend to Midnight, because, 1996 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:12,446 Speaker 3: my God, I had such fun with those two. 1997 01:04:12,861 --> 01:04:14,026 Speaker 1: It's for jacking off. 1998 01:04:15,471 --> 01:04:16,040 Speaker 3: So much fun. 1999 01:04:16,361 --> 01:04:18,087 Speaker 3: If anybody who hasn't seen Tend to Midnight 2000 01:04:18,107 --> 01:04:20,967 Speaker 3: with Charles Bronson from 1983, get and 2001 01:04:21,027 --> 01:04:21,529 Speaker 3: watch it. 2002 01:04:21,690 --> 01:04:22,212 Speaker 3: It is good. 2003 01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:26,403 Speaker 3: And the Deadpool definitely, definitely my 2004 01:04:26,503 --> 01:04:28,541 Speaker 3: favourite of the Dirty Harry films, I've 2005 01:04:28,581 --> 01:04:30,087 Speaker 3: got to say is my favourite of them. 2006 01:04:30,321 --> 01:04:33,781 Speaker 1: And it gets dissed, though, and it's like I 2007 01:04:33,821 --> 01:04:35,265 Speaker 1: don't think you guys are looking at it 2008 01:04:35,326 --> 01:04:35,747 Speaker 1: properly. 2009 01:04:36,409 --> 01:04:37,011 Speaker 3: Yeah. 2010 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,416 Speaker 1: There's a funness to it which is not in the 2011 01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:39,920 Speaker 1: other films. 2012 01:04:40,181 --> 01:04:41,766 Speaker 1: It is a different movie from the others. 2013 01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:45,008 Speaker 3: And the following year you got Very British 2014 01:04:45,128 --> 01:04:45,409 Speaker 3: with us. 2015 01:04:45,821 --> 01:04:48,408 Speaker 3: We did what a Carve Up with the Carrion 2016 01:04:48,428 --> 01:04:51,589 Speaker 3: team and you paired that up with the House 2017 01:04:51,649 --> 01:04:53,524 Speaker 3: in Nightmare Park, Nice, Frankie Howard. 2018 01:04:54,723 --> 01:04:55,406 Speaker 1: I definitely picked that. 2019 01:04:55,901 --> 01:04:57,670 Speaker 3: That episode with those two films has got 2020 01:04:57,710 --> 01:04:59,664 Speaker 3: you written all over it, your cheeky, 2021 01:04:59,684 --> 01:05:01,163 Speaker 3: insensitive humour, oh yeah. 2022 01:05:02,281 --> 01:05:04,868 Speaker 3: And then last year we did the Relic and the 2023 01:05:04,908 --> 01:05:05,651 Speaker 3: Horror Express. 2024 01:05:06,201 --> 01:05:08,743 Speaker 3: Horror on a train no, not horror on a train, 2025 01:05:08,764 --> 01:05:09,627 Speaker 3: but creatures sort of. 2026 01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:13,081 Speaker 1: You could see, as the years have gone, I've 2027 01:05:13,121 --> 01:05:16,310 Speaker 1: got more like ooh and I've slowly thought 2028 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:18,206 Speaker 1: about it and picked up good parents, you 2029 01:05:18,246 --> 01:05:18,386 Speaker 1: know. 2030 01:05:18,507 --> 01:05:19,249 Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. 2031 01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:22,526 Speaker 3: Well, I love it, and obviously our next 2032 01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:24,725 Speaker 3: episode will be well, not our next, but the 2033 01:05:24,765 --> 01:05:26,242 Speaker 3: one after will be your birthday and you've 2034 01:05:26,282 --> 01:05:29,116 Speaker 3: picked Sorcerer William Friedkin and Studio 2035 01:05:29,156 --> 01:05:29,859 Speaker 3: 666. 2036 01:05:30,181 --> 01:05:31,386 Speaker 3: So we'll be covering that in a couple of 2037 01:05:31,426 --> 01:05:31,627 Speaker 3: months. 2038 01:05:31,820 --> 01:05:34,539 Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you're still a strange one for 2039 01:05:34,619 --> 01:05:34,680 Speaker 1: it. 2040 01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:37,061 Speaker 1: But I want to just say fun, because it's 2041 01:05:37,101 --> 01:05:39,068 Speaker 1: quite modern compared to Sorcer, which is 2042 01:05:39,108 --> 01:05:39,228 Speaker 1: not. 2043 01:05:39,741 --> 01:05:41,117 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think when it's your birthday 2044 01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:42,224 Speaker 3: episode, you can go crazy. 2045 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:44,225 Speaker 1: I just want something fun to go over that 2046 01:05:44,266 --> 01:05:44,426 Speaker 1: film. 2047 01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:47,808 Speaker 3: So that moves on to me then. 2048 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,646 Speaker 3: So my first birthday episode I picked 2049 01:05:50,906 --> 01:05:52,791 Speaker 3: Alligator and Brain Dead. 2050 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:55,426 Speaker 3: Wow, brain Dead. 2051 01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,126 Speaker 1: I can't even remember doing talking about 2052 01:05:59,166 --> 01:05:59,568 Speaker 1: Brain Dead. 2053 01:05:59,681 --> 01:06:01,001 Speaker 1: I remember talking about Alligator, because 2054 01:06:01,061 --> 01:06:03,222 Speaker 1: I pronounced the name wrong and Beau 2055 01:06:03,242 --> 01:06:04,185 Speaker 1: messaged us to say it. 2056 01:06:05,521 --> 01:06:07,649 Speaker 1: I pronounced it Robert Forrester Forrester. 2057 01:06:08,341 --> 01:06:08,462 Speaker 3: Oh. 2058 01:06:08,763 --> 01:06:10,532 Speaker 1: Robert Forrester Forrester, but he would 2059 01:06:10,552 --> 01:06:11,120 Speaker 1: pronounce it wrong. 2060 01:06:11,562 --> 01:06:12,947 Speaker 1: I don't remember, but I can remember that 2061 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:17,207 Speaker 1: the following year I picked Psycho. 2062 01:06:18,381 --> 01:06:20,283 Speaker 3: It's a great movie and I paired that up 2063 01:06:20,323 --> 01:06:25,122 Speaker 3: with, randomly, jason Six, because it's my 2064 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:26,567 Speaker 3: favourite of the Jason franchise. 2065 01:06:27,961 --> 01:06:29,186 Speaker 3: Obviously, that's what's banning in the 2066 01:06:29,226 --> 01:06:31,828 Speaker 3: works, because we're now currently annually 2067 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:34,406 Speaker 3: reviewing the Jason movies every summer. 2068 01:06:34,547 --> 01:06:39,384 Speaker 3: But Kill kill, kill kill, but yeah whatever. 2069 01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:41,702 Speaker 3: The following year I did oh, this was a 2070 01:06:41,743 --> 01:06:42,104 Speaker 3: good year. 2071 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,780 Speaker 3: One of my favourite birthday episodes I 2072 01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:49,922 Speaker 3: picked the Fly and the Monster Squad Great, 2073 01:06:50,143 --> 01:06:50,906 Speaker 3: great couple of movies. 2074 01:06:51,161 --> 01:06:52,823 Speaker 1: And I remember doing that because I now 2075 01:06:52,903 --> 01:06:58,609 Speaker 1: have to fly in Blu-ray randomly and it's 2076 01:06:58,689 --> 01:06:59,391 Speaker 1: body horror. 2077 01:06:59,941 --> 01:07:01,416 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you're a bit apprehensive 2078 01:07:01,456 --> 01:07:01,820 Speaker 3: of that one. 2079 01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:04,189 Speaker 1: I find body horror yuck, I don't like it. 2080 01:07:06,860 --> 01:07:09,381 Speaker 1: But I remember doing that as a review and 2081 01:07:09,441 --> 01:07:11,822 Speaker 1: you really enjoying reviewing it because I 2082 01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,548 Speaker 1: was looking at it for a review, as always, 2083 01:07:13,588 --> 01:07:16,427 Speaker 1: of the film and it came across differently 2084 01:07:16,487 --> 01:07:17,450 Speaker 1: and really more appreciate. 2085 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,569 Speaker 1: More an intellectual look at it, I guess. 2086 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:23,245 Speaker 3: Possibly my favourite, Cronenberg, I would 2087 01:07:23,265 --> 01:07:25,130 Speaker 3: say it's a yeah. 2088 01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,791 Speaker 1: I'm not a big Cronenberg fan because of the 2089 01:07:26,832 --> 01:07:28,264 Speaker 1: body horror, so yeah, probably would be for 2090 01:07:28,284 --> 01:07:28,445 Speaker 1: me. 2091 01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,505 Speaker 1: I suppose I do like a history of violence. 2092 01:07:30,525 --> 01:07:30,966 Speaker 1: That's what. 2093 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,970 Speaker 3: The following year, I chose two sequels 2094 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,406 Speaker 3: that don't always get a lot of love 2095 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,109 Speaker 3: Ghostbusters 2 and Psycho 2. 2096 01:07:40,601 --> 01:07:40,942 Speaker 1: Yeah. 2097 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,801 Speaker 3: Psycho 2's great, yeah. 2098 01:07:43,821 --> 01:07:46,907 Speaker 3: Tom Holland yeah, and Ghostbusters 2 is. 2099 01:07:47,201 --> 01:07:48,766 Speaker 3: I love that too, so it's fine. 2100 01:07:50,961 --> 01:07:52,879 Speaker 3: After that I got Stephen King the following 2101 01:07:52,899 --> 01:07:52,980 Speaker 3: year. 2102 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:57,325 Speaker 3: I did Stand by Me, and Misery Stand by Me 2103 01:07:57,406 --> 01:07:57,949 Speaker 3: and Misery. 2104 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,728 Speaker 3: Stand by Me and Misery Bastard. 2105 01:08:02,581 --> 01:08:04,054 Speaker 3: I don't think you were much of a fan of the 2106 01:08:04,135 --> 01:08:05,764 Speaker 3: following year when I made you watch Teen 2107 01:08:05,784 --> 01:08:06,908 Speaker 3: Wolf and Labyrinth. 2108 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:08,883 Speaker 1: It's really weird. 2109 01:08:08,903 --> 01:08:10,401 Speaker 1: You keep saying these movies and I'm just 2110 01:08:10,421 --> 01:08:11,044 Speaker 1: sitting here going. 2111 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,105 Speaker 3: Oh, you've got them in town then. 2112 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,287 Speaker 1: Actually Daisy's Obsessor is Stand by Me. 2113 01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:16,210 Speaker 1: Fucking loves it. 2114 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:17,965 Speaker 3: Have you got a copy of Teen Wolf or 2115 01:08:17,985 --> 01:08:18,708 Speaker 3: Labyrinth right there? 2116 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,186 Speaker 1: No, I've got a lot of girls' films. 2117 01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:22,642 Speaker 3: Not good. 2118 01:08:23,420 --> 01:08:25,045 Speaker 1: Bridesmaids and Clueless and stuff. 2119 01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:26,209 Speaker 1: Um no. 2120 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:31,709 Speaker 3: After that I got Arnold in the mix. 2121 01:08:32,302 --> 01:08:35,447 Speaker 3: Oh, I made us review Total Recoil and the 2122 01:08:35,547 --> 01:08:39,027 Speaker 3: Running man, some sci-fi 80s, goodness 2123 01:08:39,368 --> 01:08:39,628 Speaker 3: Sweet. 2124 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:43,382 Speaker 3: And then last year or this year, because 2125 01:08:43,402 --> 01:08:46,204 Speaker 3: we're still in 2023, we did Happy Birthday 2126 01:08:46,244 --> 01:08:47,768 Speaker 3: to Me and April Fool's Day. 2127 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:50,341 Speaker 3: In the flesh I remember recording those sat 2128 01:08:50,381 --> 01:08:52,468 Speaker 3: nose to nose with you, oh, really, we were 2129 01:08:52,488 --> 01:08:52,809 Speaker 3: together. 2130 01:08:54,443 --> 01:08:56,107 Speaker 1: We did, probably didn't rock two Mike Frans, 2131 01:08:56,127 --> 01:08:57,371 Speaker 1: did we Still one Mike was it. 2132 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:01,547 Speaker 3: Is this a Beastie Boys quote? 2133 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,688 Speaker 3: We were at two Mike's, and we were at two. 2134 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:05,289 Speaker 3: What year was that? 2135 01:09:05,550 --> 01:09:06,111 Speaker 3: That was this year. 2136 01:09:07,003 --> 01:09:08,027 Speaker 1: This year we were sitting together. 2137 01:09:08,601 --> 01:09:10,067 Speaker 1: Oh, so yeah, of course you were around us, 2138 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,344 Speaker 1: because we were shooting the Century Moon, 2139 01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:11,685 Speaker 1: weren't we? 2140 01:09:11,946 --> 01:09:12,387 Speaker 3: That's right. 2141 01:09:13,461 --> 01:09:14,987 Speaker 1: Ah, so we would actually have two Mike's. 2142 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,586 Speaker 1: That would have sounded proper. 2143 01:09:17,381 --> 01:09:18,064 Speaker 3: Indeed, indeed. 2144 01:09:18,124 --> 01:09:23,066 Speaker 3: Indeed, we also enjoyed our first year of 2145 01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:26,631 Speaker 3: having Patron's Pick movies, patron's Pick. 2146 01:09:26,651 --> 01:09:29,174 Speaker 3: So we've had Patron's Pick, patron's Pick. 2147 01:09:30,622 --> 01:09:32,689 Speaker 3: We got some Patron supporters a few years 2148 01:09:32,729 --> 01:09:36,321 Speaker 3: ago and one of them, matthew Godly, came up 2149 01:09:36,341 --> 01:09:39,343 Speaker 3: with a fantastic idea of letting our 2150 01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:41,730 Speaker 3: Patrons pick two films for us to review, 2151 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,086 Speaker 3: which we've now incorporated into every 2152 01:09:44,146 --> 01:09:45,650 Speaker 3: three episodes as a Patron Pick. 2153 01:09:46,622 --> 01:09:50,083 Speaker 3: It's a great way, to you know, give them 2154 01:09:50,123 --> 01:09:51,809 Speaker 3: something back for supporting us. 2155 01:09:53,306 --> 01:09:54,974 Speaker 1: And it's amazing that you all support us. 2156 01:09:55,095 --> 01:09:56,019 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. 2157 01:09:56,481 --> 01:09:57,706 Speaker 1: I seriously appreciate it. 2158 01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,785 Speaker 1: I'm not a very enthusiastic person when I 2159 01:09:59,805 --> 01:10:03,304 Speaker 1: talk, sometimes it comes across possibly, 2160 01:10:03,464 --> 01:10:04,749 Speaker 1: but I really appreciate it. 2161 01:10:05,441 --> 01:10:07,508 Speaker 3: But also we've got to review some absolute 2162 01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:09,947 Speaker 3: crazy stuff that we wouldn't normally do. 2163 01:10:10,682 --> 01:10:12,828 Speaker 3: So we've had Hansel and Gretel and Bram 2164 01:10:12,848 --> 01:10:13,790 Speaker 3: Stoker Stratkula. 2165 01:10:14,201 --> 01:10:15,716 Speaker 1: I've loved being able to do some of these 2166 01:10:15,736 --> 01:10:17,263 Speaker 1: Patron films because it's like when would 2167 01:10:17,303 --> 01:10:17,905 Speaker 1: we do this? 2168 01:10:19,028 --> 01:10:19,490 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 2169 01:10:20,221 --> 01:10:22,080 Speaker 1: Next episode's fucking banging. 2170 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,305 Speaker 3: We've got a couple of good ones coming up 2171 01:10:24,923 --> 01:10:27,260 Speaker 3: RJ picked the Land that Time Forgot and All 2172 01:10:27,281 --> 01:10:28,986 Speaker 3: Lords of Atlantis for us. 2173 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,750 Speaker 3: After that we got into some what do you 2174 01:10:33,770 --> 01:10:34,051 Speaker 3: call it? 2175 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:35,946 Speaker 3: Hag exploitation. 2176 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:36,628 Speaker 3: From Jamie. 2177 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,585 Speaker 3: She picked whatever happened to Baby Jane 2178 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:39,568 Speaker 3: and Straight Jacket. 2179 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:42,033 Speaker 1: Yes, that was really interesting. 2180 01:10:42,335 --> 01:10:43,120 Speaker 3: A really good episode. 2181 01:10:43,383 --> 01:10:45,120 Speaker 3: And then after that we got a Poltergeist 2182 01:10:45,281 --> 01:10:47,461 Speaker 3: and a Redditory thrown at us which was 2183 01:10:47,502 --> 01:10:48,586 Speaker 3: again covering Poltergeist. 2184 01:10:49,261 --> 01:10:50,726 Speaker 3: I don't know why we just never covered it, 2185 01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:52,506 Speaker 3: but we got to finally do it. 2186 01:10:54,263 --> 01:10:56,570 Speaker 3: After that, the legacy and the changeling 2187 01:10:57,482 --> 01:11:00,999 Speaker 3: again the changeling is just a phenomenal 2188 01:11:01,019 --> 01:11:01,120 Speaker 3: film. 2189 01:11:01,481 --> 01:11:02,867 Speaker 3: I don't know why we've never reviewed it. 2190 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,267 Speaker 1: And the legacy that was that building that 2191 01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:05,969 Speaker 1: I was going to go to. 2192 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,706 Speaker 1: I never fucking got to it, it's just a road. 2193 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,946 Speaker 3: You developed a bit of a man crush on 2194 01:11:11,703 --> 01:11:15,100 Speaker 3: what's his name in that from Roadhouse, 2195 01:11:15,381 --> 01:11:17,747 Speaker 3: which kind of a stash, and his sculpted 2196 01:11:17,787 --> 01:11:19,531 Speaker 3: buttons Sam Elliott, sam Elliott, yeah. 2197 01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:21,586 Speaker 1: He's quite a handsome fella. 2198 01:11:23,271 --> 01:11:24,120 Speaker 3: And then I remember Holly after that 2199 01:11:24,783 --> 01:11:26,090 Speaker 3: through a couple of curveballs that us 2200 01:11:26,110 --> 01:11:28,060 Speaker 3: would sell from 2016,. 2201 01:11:28,422 --> 01:11:31,603 Speaker 3: The Stephen King Scribd movie and 2202 01:11:31,724 --> 01:11:33,194 Speaker 3: Razorblade Smile. 2203 01:11:33,214 --> 01:11:36,080 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we covered that, which is crazy. 2204 01:11:36,742 --> 01:11:39,589 Speaker 3: It was like an early Matrix vampire British 2205 01:11:39,649 --> 01:11:39,889 Speaker 3: thing. 2206 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:40,732 Speaker 3: That was a weird one. 2207 01:11:41,543 --> 01:11:44,080 Speaker 3: And then, most recently, rachel is picked 2208 01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:47,658 Speaker 3: Mum and Dad and Run to parents. 2209 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. 2210 01:11:48,824 --> 01:11:50,633 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny seeing that oxy between 2211 01:11:50,653 --> 01:11:51,798 Speaker 1: the lines here, right yeah? 2212 01:11:53,426 --> 01:11:55,638 Speaker 3: And our next patron pick, which will be our 2213 01:11:55,678 --> 01:11:56,080 Speaker 3: next episode. 2214 01:11:57,244 --> 01:12:00,363 Speaker 3: We've circled back around, so Matthew has 2215 01:12:00,423 --> 01:12:05,502 Speaker 3: selected Deadman Shoes and Flash Gordon, so 2216 01:12:05,543 --> 01:12:07,979 Speaker 3: we're definitely going to keep this going 2217 01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:10,492 Speaker 3: because it's so much fun getting these 2218 01:12:10,532 --> 01:12:11,597 Speaker 3: things thrown at us guys and we really 2219 01:12:11,617 --> 01:12:12,120 Speaker 3: appreciate you doing that. 2220 01:12:12,888 --> 01:12:14,120 Speaker 3: So start thinking about your second round. 2221 01:12:15,325 --> 01:12:18,718 Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch Deadman Shoes and 2222 01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:21,080 Speaker 1: Ages, and that is a great film. 2223 01:12:21,642 --> 01:12:22,867 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dark one. 2224 01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,476 Speaker 3: I think we might have to do those Deadman 2225 01:12:25,496 --> 01:12:27,425 Speaker 3: Shoes first and then finish up with Flash 2226 01:12:27,465 --> 01:12:30,387 Speaker 3: Gordon, because I think he'll save every 2227 01:12:30,488 --> 01:12:30,849 Speaker 3: one of us. 2228 01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:37,090 Speaker 3: Um lastly because it's our. 2229 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:39,578 Speaker 3: Christmas Sorry, Because this is our 2230 01:12:39,598 --> 01:12:40,120 Speaker 3: Christmas episode. 2231 01:12:40,421 --> 01:12:42,287 Speaker 3: I thought I'd remind us and our listeners 2232 01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:45,086 Speaker 3: all of our Christmas shows that we've done 2233 01:12:45,226 --> 01:12:48,484 Speaker 3: in the 10 years, so our very first 2234 01:12:48,524 --> 01:12:49,988 Speaker 3: Christmas episode that we didn't press 2235 01:12:50,028 --> 01:12:51,562 Speaker 3: record for, I mean it's a record. 2236 01:12:51,582 --> 01:12:54,083 Speaker 3: The following evening we covered Rare 2237 01:12:54,163 --> 01:12:56,200 Speaker 3: Exports, which I talked about earlier, and 2238 01:12:56,441 --> 01:13:00,481 Speaker 3: Jack Frost the Killer Snowman, which is 2239 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:01,886 Speaker 3: silly and fun. 2240 01:13:03,802 --> 01:13:05,548 Speaker 3: The following year we did Killer Santers, 2241 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:09,300 Speaker 3: we did Santa's Slay and Sint, which you 2242 01:13:09,321 --> 01:13:10,223 Speaker 3: watched the other night, didn't you? 2243 01:13:10,263 --> 01:13:11,226 Speaker 3: I think you watched Sint the other night, 2244 01:13:11,246 --> 01:13:11,667 Speaker 3: no, I didn't. 2245 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:14,365 Speaker 1: I was going to, but I didn't get round to 2246 01:13:14,445 --> 01:13:14,506 Speaker 1: it. 2247 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,607 Speaker 3: After that we did Black Christmas, the 2248 01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:20,191 Speaker 3: classic, and we paired it up with William 2249 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:23,254 Speaker 3: Shatner drinking cocoa in a cardigan in a 2250 01:13:23,294 --> 01:13:25,546 Speaker 3: Christmas horror story which I'm a big fan 2251 01:13:25,586 --> 01:13:27,023 Speaker 3: of, that one Drinking cocaine. 2252 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,990 Speaker 1: William Shatner drinking cocaine. 2253 01:13:29,301 --> 01:13:30,464 Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised. 2254 01:13:31,087 --> 01:13:31,909 Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised. 2255 01:13:33,082 --> 01:13:37,191 Speaker 3: After that we got quite modern with Better 2256 01:13:37,231 --> 01:13:40,347 Speaker 3: Watch Out and we covered the classic Die 2257 01:13:40,387 --> 01:13:40,648 Speaker 3: Hard. 2258 01:13:41,682 --> 01:13:43,869 Speaker 3: So that was a really good Christmas episode. 2259 01:13:44,422 --> 01:13:47,765 Speaker 3: Yeah, after that we did Krampus and 2260 01:13:47,786 --> 01:13:48,347 Speaker 3: Gremlins. 2261 01:13:49,301 --> 01:13:51,006 Speaker 3: Again, the Christmas keeps on giving, 2262 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:51,367 Speaker 3: doesn't it? 2263 01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:54,347 Speaker 3: Then we did that weird movie that you 2264 01:13:54,448 --> 01:13:56,064 Speaker 3: picked to follow the year after that called 2265 01:13:56,124 --> 01:13:57,562 Speaker 3: Secret Santa, about the family. 2266 01:13:57,602 --> 01:14:00,103 Speaker 3: That's punch gets spiked and they all start 2267 01:14:00,324 --> 01:14:01,127 Speaker 3: murdering each other. 2268 01:14:02,461 --> 01:14:04,628 Speaker 3: That was quite enjoyable, if I remember 2269 01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:07,167 Speaker 3: rightly, and we paired that up with the 2270 01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:07,709 Speaker 3: classic. 2271 01:14:08,662 --> 01:14:09,665 Speaker 3: Is it a Christmas movie? 2272 01:14:09,725 --> 01:14:10,990 Speaker 3: Is it not Lethal Weapon? 2273 01:14:12,003 --> 01:14:12,244 Speaker 1: Yeah. 2274 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,763 Speaker 3: We figured do you know what it's our show? 2275 01:14:15,783 --> 01:14:16,947 Speaker 3: It's our Christmas movie to us. 2276 01:14:17,301 --> 01:14:18,244 Speaker 1: What was that first one called? 2277 01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:21,387 Speaker 3: Secret Santa 2018. 2278 01:14:23,248 --> 01:14:24,919 Speaker 1: I remember when we did Calvair that was 2279 01:14:24,959 --> 01:14:25,100 Speaker 1: great. 2280 01:14:25,682 --> 01:14:27,871 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that was the last year. 2281 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:30,005 Speaker 3: So after that we did Silent Night, deadly 2282 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:33,615 Speaker 3: Night and Scrooge, then we did Die Hard 2 2283 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:35,846 Speaker 3: the year after that with the Wolf of Snow 2284 01:14:35,926 --> 01:14:39,254 Speaker 3: Hollow, and then, like you say, last 2285 01:14:39,294 --> 01:14:40,100 Speaker 3: Christmas we did Calvair. 2286 01:14:40,762 --> 01:14:43,790 Speaker 3: The ordeal which is certainly that, isn't 2287 01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:44,051 Speaker 3: it Gaff? 2288 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:44,783 Speaker 1: It is an ordeal. 2289 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:47,527 Speaker 1: The only movie I've seen, sarah Look Away 2290 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:50,424 Speaker 1: Disgusted, and I've watched some films of 2291 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:50,786 Speaker 1: Sarah. 2292 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:55,155 Speaker 3: Yeah, for anyone who hasn't seen it 2004,. 2293 01:14:55,236 --> 01:14:56,080 Speaker 3: Great but dark film. 2294 01:14:56,180 --> 01:14:58,274 Speaker 1: But I really like the movie and I have it 2295 01:14:58,294 --> 01:14:59,120 Speaker 1: in my DVD collection. 2296 01:15:00,187 --> 01:15:01,576 Speaker 3: And we paired that up with another equally 2297 01:15:01,617 --> 01:15:04,194 Speaker 3: dark Belgian film or French film called the 2298 01:15:04,395 --> 01:15:05,766 Speaker 3: Advent Calendar, which I talked about 2299 01:15:05,787 --> 01:15:06,979 Speaker 3: earlier, from 2021. 2300 01:15:08,026 --> 01:15:09,093 Speaker 3: So you know we've done that. 2301 01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:09,939 Speaker 3: We've done New Years. 2302 01:15:11,086 --> 01:15:12,657 Speaker 3: We went for a run of doing New Year's 2303 01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:13,983 Speaker 3: themed movies, but there aren't an awful 2304 01:15:14,003 --> 01:15:14,285 Speaker 3: lot of them. 2305 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,267 Speaker 3: The only other time we really try is 2306 01:15:17,307 --> 01:15:17,949 Speaker 3: Valentine's. 2307 01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:19,509 Speaker 3: We try and do stuff that's got a slight 2308 01:15:19,550 --> 01:15:21,120 Speaker 3: romance or sexy or love. 2309 01:15:21,944 --> 01:15:24,939 Speaker 3: But we've also got Easter specials, don't 2310 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:28,859 Speaker 3: we Gaff, which have been the bane of your 2311 01:15:28,879 --> 01:15:31,999 Speaker 3: fucking life, because we started off with 2312 01:15:32,019 --> 01:15:35,925 Speaker 3: Alien that was fine and Critters. 2313 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:38,651 Speaker 1: I like Alien, Aliens and Prometheus. 2314 01:15:39,923 --> 01:15:41,107 Speaker 1: The rest I don't really care about. 2315 01:15:43,285 --> 01:15:46,718 Speaker 3: So every year we watched one of the Alien 2316 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,466 Speaker 3: franchise all the way through to Covenant, 2317 01:15:51,150 --> 01:15:51,892 Speaker 3: which isn't too bad. 2318 01:15:53,364 --> 01:15:55,690 Speaker 3: But we then did Alien vs Predator as well. 2319 01:15:56,784 --> 01:15:58,838 Speaker 1: That's okay, that's fairly all right. 2320 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,545 Speaker 1: Entertainment AVB too. 2321 01:16:00,565 --> 01:16:01,187 Speaker 1: Did we do that. 2322 01:16:01,287 --> 01:16:01,969 Speaker 1: Do we not bother? 2323 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,184 Speaker 3: No, we didn't bother with that one. 2324 01:16:04,321 --> 01:16:05,244 Speaker 3: We've got to control the lights. 2325 01:16:07,043 --> 01:16:08,247 Speaker 1: But then it's the Critters. 2326 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,167 Speaker 3: Well, we did, because Critters come out of 2327 01:16:11,307 --> 01:16:11,488 Speaker 3: eggs. 2328 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:13,806 Speaker 3: We thought, well, let's do the Critters 2329 01:16:13,826 --> 01:16:14,689 Speaker 3: movies, critters 1?. 2330 01:16:16,992 --> 01:16:18,120 Speaker 1: We got that review from someone. 2331 01:16:18,181 --> 01:16:19,675 Speaker 3: We got a bad review because I think for 2332 01:16:19,696 --> 01:16:20,120 Speaker 3: Critters 3. 2333 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:21,084 Speaker 1: They just didn't like me. 2334 01:16:22,381 --> 01:16:24,813 Speaker 3: Well, you just couldn't find anything 2335 01:16:24,874 --> 01:16:26,100 Speaker 3: positive to say about Critters 3. 2336 01:16:26,562 --> 01:16:29,316 Speaker 3: And as for Critters 4, it isn't any better. 2337 01:16:29,959 --> 01:16:31,305 Speaker 3: Really, it's just awful. 2338 01:16:32,241 --> 01:16:33,650 Speaker 1: I think when I started with Critters 2, I 2339 01:16:33,670 --> 01:16:36,224 Speaker 1: was like shit us too, they didn't like me 2340 01:16:36,244 --> 01:16:38,043 Speaker 1: saying that and I was like I'll get nothing 2341 01:16:38,063 --> 01:16:39,187 Speaker 1: from this, I can't help it. 2342 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,331 Speaker 3: However, after that, because we'd run out 2343 01:16:42,391 --> 01:16:44,583 Speaker 3: of egg-themed horror films and 2344 01:16:44,825 --> 01:16:46,959 Speaker 3: Easter-themed horror films, I said I've got 2345 01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:47,120 Speaker 3: an idea. 2346 01:16:47,682 --> 01:16:49,487 Speaker 3: St Patrick's Day usually falls around 2347 01:16:49,527 --> 01:16:51,011 Speaker 3: spring slash Easter. 2348 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:53,481 Speaker 3: We're still doing that, though let's do the 2349 01:16:53,522 --> 01:16:54,084 Speaker 3: Leprechaun film. 2350 01:16:54,104 --> 01:16:54,967 Speaker 3: No, we finished them though. 2351 01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:55,702 Speaker 1: Oh, thank God. 2352 01:16:57,682 --> 01:16:59,789 Speaker 3: So we started off with the Leprechaun. 2353 01:17:01,024 --> 01:17:01,646 Speaker 1: Or Frank Satan. 2354 01:17:02,622 --> 01:17:04,528 Speaker 3: And then we did Leprechaun 2 and 3, which I 2355 01:17:04,548 --> 01:17:06,585 Speaker 3: could tell when we got that to that point 2356 01:17:06,645 --> 01:17:07,508 Speaker 3: you were already done. 2357 01:17:08,381 --> 01:17:11,087 Speaker 3: Then we got to Leprechaun 4 in Space, 5, in 2358 01:17:11,107 --> 01:17:14,932 Speaker 3: the Hood, 6, back to the Hood and we found 2359 01:17:14,992 --> 01:17:16,120 Speaker 3: some fun stuff to talk about. 2360 01:17:16,641 --> 01:17:19,650 Speaker 1: No, I remember the second one of the. 2361 01:17:22,006 --> 01:17:22,668 Speaker 3: In the Hood ones. 2362 01:17:23,762 --> 01:17:26,649 Speaker 1: Wasn't that actually not like the stuff? 2363 01:17:26,669 --> 01:17:27,792 Speaker 1: Production value was OK. 2364 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,352 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I had. 2365 01:17:29,373 --> 01:17:30,100 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a pretty good production. 2366 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:31,433 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's going to be surprised 2367 01:17:31,494 --> 01:17:32,100 Speaker 1: by it, I think. 2368 01:17:32,742 --> 01:17:33,986 Speaker 3: It's because the one before it, the 2369 01:17:34,006 --> 01:17:35,762 Speaker 3: production was so low, they spent all their 2370 01:17:35,802 --> 01:17:37,528 Speaker 3: budget on iced tea being in it. 2371 01:17:37,548 --> 01:17:38,030 Speaker 3: Do you remember? 2372 01:17:38,341 --> 01:17:40,335 Speaker 1: Yeah, the second one was actually just a 2373 01:17:40,355 --> 01:17:40,919 Speaker 1: little bit better. 2374 01:17:40,939 --> 01:17:44,497 Speaker 1: I think I remember now, fucking hell, I 2375 01:17:44,839 --> 01:17:45,120 Speaker 1: remember. 2376 01:17:45,622 --> 01:17:47,108 Speaker 3: Well, it was only this year we recorded it. 2377 01:17:47,441 --> 01:17:50,661 Speaker 1: That's why the budgets were the same, but 2378 01:17:50,842 --> 01:17:53,087 Speaker 1: it was just different people making it 2379 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,401 Speaker 1: different director, production, whatever so 2380 01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:56,725 Speaker 1: one of them was more talented than the 2381 01:17:56,765 --> 01:17:56,905 Speaker 1: other. 2382 01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:58,008 Speaker 1: Sorry, that's the way it is. 2383 01:17:59,922 --> 01:18:02,668 Speaker 3: Now my question to you is I already know 2384 01:18:02,748 --> 01:18:04,632 Speaker 3: that your least favourite films we've 2385 01:18:04,672 --> 01:18:06,864 Speaker 3: covered are going to be in one of those two 2386 01:18:06,904 --> 01:18:09,530 Speaker 3: franchises, but which franchise to you is 2387 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:12,323 Speaker 3: the worst one, Critters, which is only four 2388 01:18:12,404 --> 01:18:15,240 Speaker 3: films, or Leprechaun, which is six, not 2389 01:18:15,281 --> 01:18:18,090 Speaker 3: including the two recent sort of reboots, 2390 01:18:18,382 --> 01:18:20,798 Speaker 3: oh my God, which we're not going to cover, 2391 01:18:20,818 --> 01:18:21,120 Speaker 3: by the way. 2392 01:18:21,401 --> 01:18:22,504 Speaker 3: What one's worse? 2393 01:18:23,406 --> 01:18:24,309 Speaker 3: Yeah, which is worse. 2394 01:18:25,422 --> 01:18:26,587 Speaker 1: Probably the Critters, because at least 2395 01:18:26,607 --> 01:18:28,999 Speaker 1: with Leprechaun's it's Warwick Davis as 2396 01:18:29,019 --> 01:18:29,100 Speaker 1: well. 2397 01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:32,510 Speaker 1: He continues throughout the films slight 2398 01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:32,871 Speaker 1: theme. 2399 01:18:33,501 --> 01:18:34,986 Speaker 1: It's quite funny because Warwick Davis as 2400 01:18:35,006 --> 01:18:35,147 Speaker 1: well. 2401 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:37,625 Speaker 1: I'm going to go with that either, as more. 2402 01:18:37,786 --> 01:18:40,167 Speaker 1: I don't know If you said like, right, 2403 01:18:40,207 --> 01:18:40,711 Speaker 1: that's it. 2404 01:18:40,731 --> 01:18:43,085 Speaker 1: You're sitting in this room, you're going 2405 01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:44,713 Speaker 1: to watch a Critters' movie, back to back 2406 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,120 Speaker 1: Looped, or the six Warwick. 2407 01:18:46,341 --> 01:18:47,544 Speaker 1: I was probably going to six, I suppose, 2408 01:18:47,564 --> 01:18:48,888 Speaker 1: because there's more of them, I don't know. 2409 01:18:50,341 --> 01:18:52,006 Speaker 3: If you could smoke weed and watch the 2410 01:18:52,046 --> 01:18:53,802 Speaker 3: Leprechaun movies and have a bong every 2411 01:18:53,842 --> 01:18:57,084 Speaker 3: time Warwick Davis has a bong, it might 2412 01:18:57,144 --> 01:18:57,666 Speaker 3: make you better. 2413 01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:00,227 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I thought I'd ask that one 2414 01:19:00,247 --> 01:19:02,912 Speaker 3: because you know, I know that I've put you 2415 01:19:02,932 --> 01:19:04,501 Speaker 3: through a lot over the ten years, gav, I'm 2416 01:19:04,521 --> 01:19:05,103 Speaker 3: really sorry. 2417 01:19:06,226 --> 01:19:07,770 Speaker 3: I've made you watch some of those films, 2418 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:11,549 Speaker 3: but I think 90% of what we've watched and 2419 01:19:11,589 --> 01:19:12,591 Speaker 3: reviewed has been fun. 2420 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,805 Speaker 3: Often that we come out of a film both sort 2421 01:19:14,845 --> 01:19:16,730 Speaker 3: of going like shit. 2422 01:19:17,383 --> 01:19:18,231 Speaker 1: Eight 85. 2423 01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:19,682 Speaker 3: 85. 2424 01:19:21,622 --> 01:19:23,008 Speaker 1: There's been some movies I've been like. 2425 01:19:23,704 --> 01:19:25,576 Speaker 3: I think the good thing about our 2426 01:19:25,617 --> 01:19:27,711 Speaker 3: conversation, though, is we always find 2427 01:19:27,751 --> 01:19:31,214 Speaker 3: something funny or silly and go on. 2428 01:19:31,234 --> 01:19:32,080 Speaker 3: What are you going to say? 2429 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:34,039 Speaker 1: The difference between you and I. 2430 01:19:34,181 --> 01:19:37,992 Speaker 1: I will sit there and fucking go no and get 2431 01:19:38,113 --> 01:19:39,100 Speaker 1: moody and not moody. 2432 01:19:39,564 --> 01:19:40,615 Speaker 1: I just have more of a and it's not a 2433 01:19:40,635 --> 01:19:42,575 Speaker 1: negative opinion, because I'm a happy but 2434 01:19:42,635 --> 01:19:43,100 Speaker 1: like person. 2435 01:19:43,964 --> 01:19:46,075 Speaker 1: But I will really fucking give it to a 2436 01:19:46,095 --> 01:19:47,120 Speaker 1: movie where I don't feel like it. 2437 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,408 Speaker 1: It's where you'll be a lot more upbeat 2438 01:19:49,488 --> 01:19:51,791 Speaker 1: about it and that probably makes it better 2439 01:19:51,852 --> 01:19:53,726 Speaker 1: listening rather than us both being in the 2440 01:19:53,746 --> 01:19:55,120 Speaker 1: exact same page, because that'd be boring. 2441 01:19:55,863 --> 01:19:56,546 Speaker 3: It would be boring. 2442 01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,345 Speaker 1: Unless it's a justified good film. 2443 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,393 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know when we're reviewing Die. 2444 01:20:00,413 --> 01:20:00,534 Speaker 1: Hard. 2445 01:20:01,563 --> 01:20:02,932 Speaker 3: It's something, of course, but then people 2446 01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:05,768 Speaker 3: are tuning in knowing that they're going to 2447 01:20:05,788 --> 01:20:08,822 Speaker 3: hear two people really loving Die Hard, I 2448 01:20:08,842 --> 01:20:09,866 Speaker 3: was going to say by hard. 2449 01:20:09,926 --> 01:20:10,909 Speaker 3: Then I don't know what that is. 2450 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:11,542 Speaker 1: By hard. 2451 01:20:14,409 --> 01:20:15,939 Speaker 3: But I think what makes it is our silly 2452 01:20:15,959 --> 01:20:17,736 Speaker 3: tangents and stupid voices and jokes over 2453 01:20:17,756 --> 01:20:18,039 Speaker 3: the years. 2454 01:20:18,883 --> 01:20:20,530 Speaker 3: So long may it continue. 2455 01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:23,662 Speaker 3: And it's been an incredible journey and 2456 01:20:23,702 --> 01:20:24,324 Speaker 3: we're just about to. 2457 01:20:24,565 --> 01:20:28,234 Speaker 3: You know, I don't know what else to say. 2458 01:20:28,274 --> 01:20:29,120 Speaker 3: Really, it's just incredible. 2459 01:20:29,827 --> 01:20:31,059 Speaker 1: Shall we get on to the episode? 2460 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,189 Speaker 3: Yeah, 2024, here we come. 2461 01:20:35,783 --> 01:20:36,807 Speaker 3: I was going to say here you. 2462 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,265 Speaker 1: I thought you could say here we come. 2463 01:20:41,673 --> 01:20:44,415 Speaker 3: Oh Well, thank you for sticking with us 2464 01:20:44,456 --> 01:20:46,187 Speaker 3: everyone for ten years, but now we're going 2465 01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:48,321 Speaker 3: to review a one and only Christmas film for 2466 01:20:48,341 --> 01:20:51,175 Speaker 3: this Christmas episode which is the 2467 01:20:51,236 --> 01:20:53,867 Speaker 3: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. 2468 01:20:57,046 --> 01:20:59,250 Speaker 3: After vacationing across America and 2469 01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:03,546 Speaker 3: throughout Europe this holiday season, the 2470 01:21:03,586 --> 01:21:05,571 Speaker 3: Griswolds are going to play it safe. 2471 01:21:06,884 --> 01:21:08,331 Speaker 3: Clark, we're stuck under a truck. 2472 01:21:09,943 --> 01:21:13,506 Speaker 2: Oops, they're staying at home. 2473 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,045 Speaker 2: I give you the Griswold Family Christmas 2474 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:16,305 Speaker 2: tree. 2475 01:21:19,261 --> 01:21:20,365 Speaker 2: Hope you're not getting sat well over your 2476 01:21:20,385 --> 01:21:20,987 Speaker 2: sweater, clark. 2477 01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:24,288 Speaker 3: All Clark wants is a quiet, old-fashioned 2478 01:21:24,328 --> 01:21:24,789 Speaker 3: Christmas. 2479 01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:25,310 Speaker 3: Sorry. 2480 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:27,325 Speaker 3: That little knot here. 2481 01:21:27,345 --> 01:21:29,493 Speaker 3: Do work on that. 2482 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,765 Speaker 3: What he's going to get is the gift that 2483 01:21:33,825 --> 01:21:34,727 Speaker 3: keeps on living. 2484 01:21:35,108 --> 01:21:36,631 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, His family. 2485 01:21:36,771 --> 01:21:37,934 Speaker 3: We didn't come to impose. 2486 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,625 Speaker 3: Oh hell, let's play in your room. 2487 01:21:39,846 --> 01:21:41,030 Speaker 3: Do you sleep with your brother? 2488 01:21:41,321 --> 01:21:42,886 Speaker 3: Do you know how sick and twisted that? 2489 01:21:43,026 --> 01:21:43,307 Speaker 1: is Mom. 2490 01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:45,646 Speaker 1: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. 2491 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,144 Speaker 2: Have you got a kiss for me? 2492 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,787 Speaker 2: You better take a rain check on that Art. 2493 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,068 Speaker 3: He's got lip fungus seen identified yet. 2494 01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:54,807 Speaker 3: But no holiday could ever be more deeply 2495 01:21:54,867 --> 01:21:55,248 Speaker 3: touching. 2496 01:21:57,742 --> 01:22:00,549 Speaker 3: We were going to call, but anyone had to 2497 01:22:00,609 --> 01:22:01,691 Speaker 3: make it a surprise. 2498 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,546 Speaker 3: If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to 2499 01:22:03,566 --> 01:22:04,943 Speaker 3: the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised 2500 01:22:04,963 --> 01:22:05,686 Speaker 3: than I am right now. 2501 01:22:06,501 --> 01:22:08,287 Speaker 2: Ah, we're really going to fly down the hill 2502 01:22:08,307 --> 01:22:10,385 Speaker 2: with this stuff, so genuinely moving. 2503 01:22:13,467 --> 01:22:16,384 Speaker 2: I refill your eggnog for you, drive you out 2504 01:22:16,424 --> 01:22:17,829 Speaker 2: to the middle of nowhere, leave you for 2505 01:22:17,849 --> 01:22:18,010 Speaker 2: dead. 2506 01:22:18,321 --> 01:22:20,568 Speaker 2: More truly uplifting, can I show you 2507 01:22:20,648 --> 01:22:21,030 Speaker 2: something? 2508 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:24,306 Speaker 2: Let's just blouse browsing For more down to 2509 01:22:24,406 --> 01:22:24,547 Speaker 2: earth. 2510 01:22:24,849 --> 01:22:25,813 Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. 2511 01:22:26,361 --> 01:22:28,807 Speaker 2: If Santa is smart, he'll stay well clear of 2512 01:22:28,827 --> 01:22:30,371 Speaker 2: this jointed to death trap. 2513 01:22:30,551 --> 01:22:33,526 Speaker 1: What Then? 2514 01:22:33,566 --> 01:22:35,230 Speaker 1: Christmas with the Griswolds? 2515 01:22:36,682 --> 01:22:38,769 Speaker 1: Everybody come out quick look at the lights. 2516 01:22:39,642 --> 01:22:41,929 Speaker 1: They want you to say gris. 2517 01:22:44,662 --> 01:22:50,163 Speaker 2: I pledge allegiance to the flag the United 2518 01:22:50,284 --> 01:22:51,608 Speaker 2: States of America. 2519 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:54,568 Speaker 3: This year let's chevy chase light up your 2520 01:22:54,608 --> 01:22:55,110 Speaker 3: holidays. 2521 01:22:57,341 --> 01:22:57,762 Speaker 3: National. 2522 01:22:57,822 --> 01:22:59,307 Speaker 1: Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. 2523 01:23:00,140 --> 01:23:01,344 Speaker 1: The thing had nine lives. 2524 01:23:01,384 --> 01:23:05,568 Speaker 1: You just spit them all, you whoo crack up. 2525 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,351 Speaker 1: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation from 2526 01:23:14,371 --> 01:23:18,628 Speaker 1: 1989, rated 12 and hour and 37 minutes. 2527 01:23:19,461 --> 01:23:25,315 Speaker 3: The Griswold Families Plan for a big family 2528 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:30,076 Speaker 3: Christmas Predictably turned into a big 2529 01:23:30,156 --> 01:23:31,040 Speaker 3: disaster. 2530 01:23:32,846 --> 01:23:33,849 Speaker 3: Don't worry guys, we're not going to do 2531 01:23:33,869 --> 01:23:34,030 Speaker 3: that. 2532 01:23:36,186 --> 01:23:37,911 Speaker 1: There's too much review like that. 2533 01:23:38,561 --> 01:23:40,607 Speaker 3: But we just figured, because there's only 2534 01:23:40,627 --> 01:23:40,808 Speaker 3: one movie. 2535 01:23:40,828 --> 01:23:41,911 Speaker 1: There's too much for you like that, here we 2536 01:23:41,951 --> 01:23:42,011 Speaker 1: go. 2537 01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,548 Speaker 1: Ostar Angelo, you do one word from your 2538 01:23:44,608 --> 01:23:49,767 Speaker 1: notes Fucking hell, what crazy people is 2539 01:23:49,787 --> 01:23:50,769 Speaker 1: going to decipher that review. 2540 01:23:53,164 --> 01:23:55,614 Speaker 1: I figured it out the biggest brain in the 2541 01:23:55,654 --> 01:23:57,706 Speaker 1: world deciphered their review of National 2542 01:23:57,726 --> 01:23:59,100 Speaker 1: Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. 2543 01:23:59,882 --> 01:24:03,049 Speaker 3: This is written by John Hughes, who is very 2544 01:24:03,089 --> 01:24:06,264 Speaker 3: good at writing Christmas films, and, 2545 01:24:06,304 --> 01:24:10,397 Speaker 3: weirdly, directed by Jeremiah S Chichik, 2546 01:24:10,538 --> 01:24:14,569 Speaker 3: who Did a lot of music videos and does a 2547 01:24:14,609 --> 01:24:15,191 Speaker 3: lot of TV. 2548 01:24:15,251 --> 01:24:17,886 Speaker 3: Now, he's only ever done a handful of films. 2549 01:24:18,388 --> 01:24:19,632 Speaker 3: You wouldn't know any of them other than 2550 01:24:19,652 --> 01:24:21,939 Speaker 3: this one and the Avengers. 2551 01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:24,024 Speaker 3: Now, I'm not talking about Marvel's 2552 01:24:24,084 --> 01:24:26,609 Speaker 3: Avengers, I'm talking about the British God 2553 01:24:26,690 --> 01:24:30,142 Speaker 3: awful film with Sean Connery, uma Thurman, 2554 01:24:30,242 --> 01:24:32,326 Speaker 3: ray Fiance, british TV show. 2555 01:24:32,646 --> 01:24:34,991 Speaker 3: Yeah, awful film, but in a cheesy kind of 2556 01:24:35,011 --> 01:24:35,111 Speaker 3: way. 2557 01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:36,994 Speaker 3: So, what a strange career. 2558 01:24:37,014 --> 01:24:42,365 Speaker 1: but yeah, well it. 2559 01:24:42,625 --> 01:24:44,550 Speaker 1: It differs really because this, this 2560 01:24:44,630 --> 01:24:49,047 Speaker 1: product, would have been one of some strong 2561 01:24:49,127 --> 01:24:53,305 Speaker 1: willed minded people and Chevy Chase being 2562 01:24:53,365 --> 01:24:56,306 Speaker 1: one of them, been a supposed to be kind of 2563 01:24:56,367 --> 01:25:00,023 Speaker 1: hard to work, with Christopher Columbus 2564 01:25:00,223 --> 01:25:02,109 Speaker 1: being kind of put off by wanting to work 2565 01:25:02,129 --> 01:25:04,517 Speaker 1: with Chevy Chase and declining, and John 2566 01:25:04,557 --> 01:25:06,044 Speaker 1: Hughes saying I can't do it I'm still 2567 01:25:06,104 --> 01:25:11,042 Speaker 1: wrapping up post on Uncle Buck, but you can 2568 01:25:11,082 --> 01:25:13,891 Speaker 1: imagine like sometimes you don't actually 2569 01:25:13,971 --> 01:25:15,596 Speaker 1: have to direct, you could. 2570 01:25:15,697 --> 01:25:17,382 Speaker 1: There's gonna be films out there which you 2571 01:25:17,442 --> 01:25:19,929 Speaker 1: like, guaranteed behind the scenes. 2572 01:25:20,029 --> 01:25:23,178 Speaker 1: The director was kind of just go and the 2573 01:25:23,338 --> 01:25:26,703 Speaker 1: director of photography, the producer, that 2574 01:25:26,723 --> 01:25:28,366 Speaker 1: so many people are quite strong people, 2575 01:25:28,647 --> 01:25:30,911 Speaker 1: would, it could, would and could of, not 2576 01:25:30,971 --> 01:25:31,993 Speaker 1: necessarily just because they're strong 2577 01:25:32,013 --> 01:25:32,234 Speaker 1: people. 2578 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,142 Speaker 1: What just have happened? 2579 01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:35,007 Speaker 1: Because the director, whatever reasons 2580 01:25:35,027 --> 01:25:36,811 Speaker 1: happen, can make the film without a 2581 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:37,152 Speaker 1: director. 2582 01:25:37,642 --> 01:25:39,468 Speaker 1: You can have everybody in place, knowing 2583 01:25:39,488 --> 01:25:41,575 Speaker 1: what they do and just the film involves and 2584 01:25:41,616 --> 01:25:43,442 Speaker 1: made itself and guaranteed Just movies out 2585 01:25:43,482 --> 01:25:45,128 Speaker 1: there which you love, which that happened. 2586 01:25:45,609 --> 01:25:47,649 Speaker 1: So, even though the director didn't have 2587 01:25:47,729 --> 01:25:50,442 Speaker 1: that much of a CV as such, I don't think 2588 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:52,446 Speaker 1: that's too much of an issue to make this 2589 01:25:52,487 --> 01:25:55,313 Speaker 1: film, but saying that it's a well-handed 2590 01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:55,533 Speaker 1: film. 2591 01:25:56,281 --> 01:26:00,566 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think the cast Really Drive it 2592 01:26:00,606 --> 01:26:01,894 Speaker 3: because it is an ensemble piece. 2593 01:26:01,934 --> 01:26:03,943 Speaker 3: Although it's Chevy Chase, there's a lot of 2594 01:26:03,983 --> 01:26:06,249 Speaker 3: cast members that all play their part, you 2595 01:26:06,289 --> 01:26:07,452 Speaker 3: know Randy Quaid, etc. 2596 01:26:08,403 --> 01:26:10,905 Speaker 3: And Without all of those cast members, all 2597 01:26:10,925 --> 01:26:12,529 Speaker 3: the children, all the old relatives, 2598 01:26:13,090 --> 01:26:15,843 Speaker 3: everybody, the neighbors, that's what makes 2599 01:26:15,924 --> 01:26:16,907 Speaker 3: this film and I can't. 2600 01:26:16,967 --> 01:26:19,063 Speaker 3: I'm it, didn't probably do it Incredibly 2601 01:26:19,123 --> 01:26:20,631 Speaker 3: when it came out, but it's one of those 2602 01:26:20,671 --> 01:26:22,380 Speaker 3: films that is a cult classic. 2603 01:26:22,621 --> 01:26:24,045 Speaker 1: It's needed, it's like you need it. 2604 01:26:24,105 --> 01:26:24,848 Speaker 1: It's Halloween. 2605 01:26:25,329 --> 01:26:27,456 Speaker 3: Yeah, it needed to take a long time before 2606 01:26:27,476 --> 01:26:28,680 Speaker 3: people started appreciating it. 2607 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,605 Speaker 1: I think, really the two strong people, and 2608 01:26:30,645 --> 01:26:31,948 Speaker 1: it really would have been John Hughes and 2609 01:26:31,968 --> 01:26:34,093 Speaker 1: Cherry Chase, those two even though John 2610 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,506 Speaker 1: who's and Cherry Chase producing. 2611 01:26:36,269 --> 01:26:37,856 Speaker 1: Just because they are, they're gonna be 2612 01:26:37,896 --> 01:26:38,860 Speaker 1: saying, no, this is what we're doing, 2613 01:26:39,081 --> 01:26:39,722 Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. 2614 01:26:39,843 --> 01:26:40,525 Speaker 1: This is what we're doing. 2615 01:26:40,605 --> 01:26:42,250 Speaker 1: John Hughes is quite visually directing. 2616 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:44,843 Speaker 1: He's a director that no, it's a Quentin 2617 01:26:44,863 --> 01:26:45,365 Speaker 1: Tarantino. 2618 01:26:45,646 --> 01:26:47,552 Speaker 1: They know a crystal Nolan, they know where 2619 01:26:47,572 --> 01:26:49,132 Speaker 1: they're gonna go, what a movie looks like 2620 01:26:49,172 --> 01:26:49,637 Speaker 1: in their mind. 2621 01:26:49,698 --> 01:26:51,084 Speaker 1: Already They've pretty much produced it and 2622 01:26:51,104 --> 01:26:51,425 Speaker 1: done that. 2623 01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:53,814 Speaker 1: So when he comes up with the idea of going 2624 01:26:53,854 --> 01:26:56,623 Speaker 1: to Angelo Badalamenti twin peaks, david 2625 01:26:56,643 --> 01:26:58,689 Speaker 1: Lynch's composer and saying, can you score 2626 01:26:58,709 --> 01:27:01,384 Speaker 1: this film, which he did, he's doing that in 2627 01:27:01,464 --> 01:27:03,691 Speaker 1: a way, he wants to this film to be coming 2628 01:27:03,731 --> 01:27:06,218 Speaker 1: at it in a darker side and not as normal, 2629 01:27:06,258 --> 01:27:08,145 Speaker 1: because he knows Angelo Badalamenti's never 2630 01:27:08,205 --> 01:27:12,791 Speaker 1: composed something like this and it's just 2631 01:27:12,871 --> 01:27:13,740 Speaker 1: give it a hold of a thing. 2632 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,806 Speaker 1: But he's the one saying that John Hughes is 2633 01:27:15,846 --> 01:27:17,189 Speaker 1: going in as producer, saying that the 2634 01:27:17,210 --> 01:27:18,032 Speaker 1: director isn't. 2635 01:27:19,081 --> 01:27:20,525 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so the director is more of a 2636 01:27:20,545 --> 01:27:21,949 Speaker 1: director for hire, I think, for this 2637 01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:22,571 Speaker 1: particular project. 2638 01:27:23,121 --> 01:27:24,785 Speaker 3: Yeah, and that does happen, like you say, 2639 01:27:24,825 --> 01:27:25,567 Speaker 3: from time to time. 2640 01:27:25,787 --> 01:27:28,453 Speaker 3: Where it's it's more about the, the clay 2641 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:28,914 Speaker 3: behind. 2642 01:27:29,601 --> 01:27:31,629 Speaker 1: Where it happens mainly isn't TV. 2643 01:27:32,701 --> 01:27:34,131 Speaker 1: Hmm that's why you have a director. 2644 01:27:34,172 --> 01:27:35,360 Speaker 1: Come on to a couple episodes. 2645 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,928 Speaker 1: You might see a slight signature, but they 2646 01:27:36,948 --> 01:27:37,450 Speaker 1: don't have time. 2647 01:27:37,591 --> 01:27:39,380 Speaker 1: It's move on, shoot move, shoot move. 2648 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,786 Speaker 1: We just need a director who's available at 2649 01:27:40,846 --> 01:27:41,067 Speaker 1: the time. 2650 01:27:43,402 --> 01:27:46,254 Speaker 3: When did you first come across this film? 2651 01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:49,624 Speaker 3: Is this a childhood one or I have no idea. 2652 01:27:49,705 --> 01:27:51,248 Speaker 1: I think the childhood I do remember. 2653 01:27:51,268 --> 01:27:53,654 Speaker 1: I think a lot more the other lampoons. 2654 01:27:54,801 --> 01:27:57,909 Speaker 1: Yeah, the European I think European, mainly 2655 01:27:57,929 --> 01:28:01,438 Speaker 1: being English and known London, and this is, 2656 01:28:01,659 --> 01:28:02,180 Speaker 1: you know, pre-internet. 2657 01:28:02,561 --> 01:28:04,449 Speaker 1: So like it felt more homely to me, I guess. 2658 01:28:05,982 --> 01:28:06,805 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know this. 2659 01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:09,516 Speaker 1: But then one day my buddy is like oh no, we 2660 01:28:09,536 --> 01:28:10,600 Speaker 1: watch national boot cruise focus. 2661 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,487 Speaker 1: It's like Christmas day or Christmas Eve, 2662 01:28:13,142 --> 01:28:13,604 Speaker 1: christmas Eve. 2663 01:28:14,407 --> 01:28:16,334 Speaker 1: And he goes no, we were every year and I 2664 01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:17,418 Speaker 1: sat every morning watched it with him a 2665 01:28:17,438 --> 01:28:19,103 Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and it was kind of fun to do 2666 01:28:19,123 --> 01:28:19,926 Speaker 1: that with his family. 2667 01:28:20,407 --> 01:28:22,112 Speaker 1: And then we kind of did it again. 2668 01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:24,086 Speaker 1: Then I kind of just took that tradition on 2669 01:28:24,988 --> 01:28:27,084 Speaker 1: and this year's only year I didn't, because 2670 01:28:27,124 --> 01:28:29,595 Speaker 1: I didn't get time to do it for and I wanted 2671 01:28:29,615 --> 01:28:30,860 Speaker 1: to do a bit more fresher for show, and I 2672 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:32,986 Speaker 1: was luckily because I went see it yesterday 2673 01:28:33,006 --> 01:28:34,049 Speaker 1: when I was boss bits Bob's. 2674 01:28:34,110 --> 01:28:37,110 Speaker 1: I found it on Blu-ray and picked up and it 2675 01:28:37,131 --> 01:28:38,438 Speaker 1: was really nice to see in such high 2676 01:28:38,458 --> 01:28:38,720 Speaker 1: definition. 2677 01:28:39,723 --> 01:28:41,388 Speaker 1: So that's it, that's the history for me. 2678 01:28:41,489 --> 01:28:41,770 Speaker 1: How about? 2679 01:28:41,790 --> 01:28:43,455 Speaker 3: yourself. 2680 01:28:43,495 --> 01:28:46,347 Speaker 3: I think I Don't really remember seeing it 2681 01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:46,769 Speaker 3: as a kid. 2682 01:28:46,789 --> 01:28:48,678 Speaker 3: It was certainly wasn't on rotation when we 2683 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,000 Speaker 3: were kids. 2684 01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:50,184 Speaker 3: It wasn't something we would watch every 2685 01:28:50,224 --> 01:28:51,589 Speaker 3: year, but we had seen it. 2686 01:28:52,261 --> 01:28:54,165 Speaker 3: But I think it felt like a bit more of an 2687 01:28:54,305 --> 01:28:56,951 Speaker 3: adult film so I didn't really get it so 2688 01:28:57,011 --> 01:28:57,251 Speaker 3: much. 2689 01:28:57,392 --> 01:29:01,504 Speaker 3: It wasn't really until I Really I mean, if 2690 01:29:01,544 --> 01:29:02,768 Speaker 3: I'm honest with you, the first time I 2691 01:29:02,808 --> 01:29:04,500 Speaker 3: really properly fell in love with it Was 2692 01:29:04,681 --> 01:29:06,327 Speaker 3: was watching it with you, probably a good 2693 01:29:06,347 --> 01:29:07,732 Speaker 3: 10, 11, 12 years ago. 2694 01:29:07,953 --> 01:29:10,000 Speaker 3: Your house and I remember thinking god, 2695 01:29:10,060 --> 01:29:11,788 Speaker 3: this is so good, and I think probably 2696 01:29:11,808 --> 01:29:13,376 Speaker 3: because the moment we were both sat there 2697 01:29:13,396 --> 01:29:15,203 Speaker 3: really laughing at it, probably drinking 2698 01:29:15,284 --> 01:29:16,629 Speaker 3: egg mog, egg mog. 2699 01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:21,369 Speaker 1: Everybody warning don't drink egg mog. 2700 01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:26,725 Speaker 1: And because I have one of the most glasses 2701 01:29:26,805 --> 01:29:28,910 Speaker 1: as well we were probably full of cheese, 2702 01:29:28,990 --> 01:29:30,814 Speaker 1: and you know crisps. 2703 01:29:32,304 --> 01:29:34,390 Speaker 1: But I think is that our podcast is style 2704 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:35,533 Speaker 1: for the cheese. 2705 01:29:36,681 --> 01:29:39,688 Speaker 3: But I think, like our jokes, I think that 2706 01:29:39,728 --> 01:29:41,252 Speaker 3: was when I started to really fall in love 2707 01:29:41,272 --> 01:29:41,532 Speaker 3: with it. 2708 01:29:41,613 --> 01:29:44,068 Speaker 3: And then I've watched it every year. 2709 01:29:44,108 --> 01:29:46,480 Speaker 3: I think for the last 10 or more years, and 2710 01:29:48,022 --> 01:29:49,968 Speaker 3: In fact the last couple of years, it's 2711 01:29:50,068 --> 01:29:52,335 Speaker 3: moved into my top five Christmas films of 2712 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:52,817 Speaker 3: all time. 2713 01:29:53,218 --> 01:29:55,451 Speaker 3: And this year I'm talking to my dad because 2714 01:29:55,471 --> 01:29:57,563 Speaker 3: he said I'll do a watch along with you and 2715 01:29:57,583 --> 01:29:59,189 Speaker 3: I said, oh, I can't because I've got to 2716 01:29:59,410 --> 01:29:59,933 Speaker 3: make notes. 2717 01:30:00,033 --> 01:30:01,539 Speaker 3: But I said look, tell me when you, if you 2718 01:30:01,559 --> 01:30:03,986 Speaker 3: want, we'll press play at the same time and 2719 01:30:04,006 --> 01:30:05,831 Speaker 3: then we can have a phone call afterwards. 2720 01:30:05,891 --> 01:30:08,865 Speaker 3: So we did and I said to him God, you know 2721 01:30:08,885 --> 01:30:12,126 Speaker 3: what, dad, I didn't realize Just how much I 2722 01:30:12,187 --> 01:30:14,661 Speaker 3: relate to Clark Griswold, but my god, I 2723 01:30:14,681 --> 01:30:15,947 Speaker 3: don't know if I've ever related to a 2724 01:30:15,987 --> 01:30:17,615 Speaker 3: character more in a film or a definitely in 2725 01:30:17,676 --> 01:30:20,333 Speaker 3: a Christmas film as A guy who's such an 2726 01:30:20,394 --> 01:30:22,806 Speaker 3: optimistic man, who's trying to bring 2727 01:30:22,846 --> 01:30:25,595 Speaker 3: everyone together and it's tries to see the 2728 01:30:25,615 --> 01:30:27,160 Speaker 3: good and positive and everything which I do 2729 01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:29,519 Speaker 3: in real life as much as I can, and 2730 01:30:30,561 --> 01:30:32,546 Speaker 3: Sometimes the world's just against this guy 2731 01:30:32,607 --> 01:30:34,031 Speaker 3: and you just feel so bad for him. 2732 01:30:34,801 --> 01:30:37,006 Speaker 3: But also it's so fucking hilarious and it's 2733 01:30:37,066 --> 01:30:38,669 Speaker 3: so, john Hughes, you know it's got that 2734 01:30:38,710 --> 01:30:41,562 Speaker 3: planes, trains, automobiles, style, great 2735 01:30:41,642 --> 01:30:44,725 Speaker 3: outdoors, those movies where you shouldn't 2736 01:30:44,745 --> 01:30:46,274 Speaker 3: really be laughing at this guy and his 2737 01:30:46,374 --> 01:30:48,347 Speaker 3: family falling apart, but you kind of are 2738 01:30:48,367 --> 01:30:50,040 Speaker 3: because it's just so stupid. 2739 01:30:51,543 --> 01:30:53,367 Speaker 3: So yeah, I think you're one of the reasons 2740 01:30:53,427 --> 01:30:55,632 Speaker 3: I fell back in love with it and really 2741 01:30:55,692 --> 01:30:59,225 Speaker 3: realize how great this film is really. 2742 01:30:59,285 --> 01:31:02,251 Speaker 3: And it it's just a film about a man and his 2743 01:31:02,312 --> 01:31:05,323 Speaker 3: family, but the scenes, it's each 2744 01:31:05,384 --> 01:31:06,727 Speaker 3: individual scene, everybody's got a 2745 01:31:06,787 --> 01:31:07,288 Speaker 3: favorite. 2746 01:31:07,328 --> 01:31:08,791 Speaker 3: You know, it's like a series of sketches 2747 01:31:08,852 --> 01:31:09,573 Speaker 3: almost, isn't it? 2748 01:31:10,563 --> 01:31:11,931 Speaker 3: You know, the opening scene, the middle 2749 01:31:11,972 --> 01:31:13,742 Speaker 3: seat, this bit, that bit, you know, and 2750 01:31:13,762 --> 01:31:15,550 Speaker 3: then just throwing all these cast members 2751 01:31:15,610 --> 01:31:17,980 Speaker 3: and as soon as Randy Quaid shows up, my god, 2752 01:31:18,241 --> 01:31:20,627 Speaker 3: it just kicks into overdrive because he's 2753 01:31:20,668 --> 01:31:22,834 Speaker 3: just a ridiculous character that you kind 2754 01:31:22,874 --> 01:31:24,980 Speaker 3: of love to hate, really, or hate to love 2755 01:31:25,221 --> 01:31:25,763 Speaker 3: which everyone. 2756 01:31:27,881 --> 01:31:29,988 Speaker 3: But yeah, it's just awesome, awesome. 2757 01:31:30,269 --> 01:31:34,243 Speaker 1: Randy Quaid, john Hughes. 2758 01:31:35,126 --> 01:31:37,252 Speaker 1: The second film that he wrote of the 2759 01:31:37,312 --> 01:31:39,559 Speaker 1: national impunes didn't do so well in a box 2760 01:31:39,579 --> 01:31:41,848 Speaker 1: office and it didn't involve cousin Eddie 2761 01:31:41,968 --> 01:31:44,116 Speaker 1: and he felt like this film had to have 2762 01:31:44,156 --> 01:31:47,509 Speaker 1: cousin Eddie to make it more, make it more 2763 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:50,347 Speaker 1: Acceptable in a box office and you know, 2764 01:31:50,407 --> 01:31:52,113 Speaker 1: get the money back against up a thing any. 2765 01:31:52,193 --> 01:31:54,200 Speaker 1: For only Randy Quaid can do it as well. 2766 01:31:55,002 --> 01:31:55,583 Speaker 1: So that happened. 2767 01:31:55,603 --> 01:31:58,369 Speaker 1: I wonder what he thought of part two, if he 2768 01:31:58,449 --> 01:32:00,193 Speaker 1: is still alive, john Hughes, when he part 2769 01:32:00,213 --> 01:32:00,714 Speaker 1: two came out. 2770 01:32:01,101 --> 01:32:02,526 Speaker 1: So he would not have like that. 2771 01:32:03,008 --> 01:32:06,409 Speaker 3: It's called Island vacation, cousin Eddie's 2772 01:32:06,549 --> 01:32:07,594 Speaker 3: island vacation. 2773 01:32:08,196 --> 01:32:08,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens I? 2774 01:32:11,346 --> 01:32:11,566 Speaker 3: Don't. 2775 01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:13,512 Speaker 3: The only reason I watched it is because bow 2776 01:32:13,552 --> 01:32:15,597 Speaker 3: Randall did did it for his Christmas 2777 01:32:15,637 --> 01:32:17,863 Speaker 3: special a couple years ago Pick six movies 2778 01:32:17,903 --> 01:32:20,389 Speaker 3: to show one of his shows and and him and 2779 01:32:20,429 --> 01:32:23,002 Speaker 3: his buddy covered it and they were ripping 2780 01:32:23,114 --> 01:32:25,477 Speaker 3: it to shreds and I thought I've got to see. 2781 01:32:25,588 --> 01:32:28,049 Speaker 3: I think it was on prime for free to watch. 2782 01:32:28,089 --> 01:32:29,812 Speaker 3: I thought I've got to see this and see if 2783 01:32:29,872 --> 01:32:30,352 Speaker 3: it's as bad. 2784 01:32:30,813 --> 01:32:32,015 Speaker 3: And, to be honest with you, bow is 2785 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:34,073 Speaker 3: sometimes the reason I watch some of these 2786 01:32:34,113 --> 01:32:36,925 Speaker 3: terrible films because His show they rip 2787 01:32:36,945 --> 01:32:39,432 Speaker 3: things apart so much that it makes me I'm 2788 01:32:39,452 --> 01:32:42,105 Speaker 3: such a you know, I've got such a bad streak 2789 01:32:42,145 --> 01:32:42,707 Speaker 3: I need to go. 2790 01:32:42,907 --> 01:32:44,632 Speaker 3: You know I'm like with shark movies etc. 2791 01:32:45,521 --> 01:32:47,468 Speaker 3: So I had to go watch it and it was just 2792 01:32:48,070 --> 01:32:48,733 Speaker 3: terrible. 2793 01:32:49,074 --> 01:32:50,519 Speaker 3: I don't remember much about it. 2794 01:32:50,559 --> 01:32:51,802 Speaker 3: To be honest, I think they try and do a lot 2795 01:32:51,842 --> 01:32:55,110 Speaker 3: of callbacks and jokes and lines from from 2796 01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:58,244 Speaker 3: this one, but it just falls so flat. 2797 01:32:58,404 --> 01:32:59,767 Speaker 3: You know Chevy Chase isn't in it. 2798 01:33:00,809 --> 01:33:02,293 Speaker 3: It's not even that very Christmasy. 2799 01:33:04,244 --> 01:33:06,348 Speaker 3: It takes place on a tropical island. 2800 01:33:06,709 --> 01:33:08,854 Speaker 3: I think he wins a trip away or something. 2801 01:33:09,461 --> 01:33:10,143 Speaker 3: Just terrible. 2802 01:33:10,183 --> 01:33:13,822 Speaker 3: Gal, I'm only great, he's a funny Guy, but 2803 01:33:13,842 --> 01:33:15,205 Speaker 3: he's not a leading man. 2804 01:33:15,245 --> 01:33:17,570 Speaker 3: He can't carry a film that movie. 2805 01:33:17,630 --> 01:33:20,783 Speaker 1: I watched a very sorry that bug bust the 2806 01:33:20,803 --> 01:33:21,925 Speaker 1: movie or what's over it's called. 2807 01:33:22,246 --> 01:33:23,428 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's amazing. 2808 01:33:23,448 --> 01:33:24,651 Speaker 1: I'll talk about it on last episode. 2809 01:33:24,951 --> 01:33:27,926 Speaker 1: Yeah okay, great, yeah, ready, great. 2810 01:33:27,966 --> 01:33:29,496 Speaker 1: I kind of don't mind him, did he go, but 2811 01:33:29,516 --> 01:33:31,696 Speaker 1: hasn't he got a bit yeah? 2812 01:33:32,662 --> 01:33:33,445 Speaker 3: Him and his wife. 2813 01:33:34,841 --> 01:33:36,444 Speaker 1: In the world, and they were. 2814 01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:38,990 Speaker 3: I think they live in like basically where 2815 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:40,794 Speaker 3: tin foil hats and think the government he 2816 01:33:40,834 --> 01:33:41,535 Speaker 3: basically is turning. 2817 01:33:42,021 --> 01:33:44,089 Speaker 1: It's one of his characters independence day. 2818 01:33:44,149 --> 01:33:48,206 Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's phenomenal in this and I 2819 01:33:48,827 --> 01:33:49,849 Speaker 3: have some of the best lines. 2820 01:33:50,030 --> 01:33:53,142 Speaker 3: But Clark is my favorite character, or 2821 01:33:53,202 --> 01:33:55,189 Speaker 3: Sparky as his wife likes to call him. 2822 01:33:56,132 --> 01:33:56,332 Speaker 3: Yeah. 2823 01:33:56,722 --> 01:33:59,240 Speaker 1: She doesn't look like her anymore. 2824 01:34:00,162 --> 01:34:01,184 Speaker 1: No, she looks very different. 2825 01:34:01,204 --> 01:34:03,048 Speaker 1: It's like a totally different person from 2826 01:34:03,128 --> 01:34:04,130 Speaker 1: all the plastic surgery. 2827 01:34:04,170 --> 01:34:05,914 Speaker 3: She's had a Beverly DeAngelo. 2828 01:34:07,561 --> 01:34:08,944 Speaker 3: She was in Vine at night, wasn't she? 2829 01:34:09,325 --> 01:34:11,329 Speaker 1: and I didn't know it's her until it's half 2830 01:34:11,349 --> 01:34:11,790 Speaker 1: way through. 2831 01:34:11,831 --> 01:34:12,632 Speaker 1: And I've been watching her. 2832 01:34:12,973 --> 01:34:16,287 Speaker 1: For If you said to me who's that woman, I'd 2833 01:34:16,307 --> 01:34:17,711 Speaker 1: be like I have no idea. 2834 01:34:17,731 --> 01:34:18,453 Speaker 1: I've never seen it before. 2835 01:34:19,941 --> 01:34:21,165 Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't notice her voice 2836 01:34:21,205 --> 01:34:24,183 Speaker 1: eventually, maybe, but weird. 2837 01:34:26,432 --> 01:34:27,280 Speaker 3: We also got gracefully. 2838 01:34:27,901 --> 01:34:30,186 Speaker 1: Juliette Lewis in this as well, a young 2839 01:34:30,247 --> 01:34:32,872 Speaker 1: Juliette Lewis, and then one of the dudes 2840 01:34:32,913 --> 01:34:35,564 Speaker 1: from that Popular program. 2841 01:34:36,922 --> 01:34:38,789 Speaker 1: It's all about space theory or something. 2842 01:34:40,201 --> 01:34:42,147 Speaker 1: Okay not sure about that one. 2843 01:34:42,308 --> 01:34:42,930 Speaker 1: What's it called? 2844 01:34:44,956 --> 01:34:46,844 Speaker 3: Oh, you mean that got? 2845 01:34:46,864 --> 01:34:48,830 Speaker 3: Back in theory I can hate that show. 2846 01:34:49,882 --> 01:34:51,408 Speaker 1: He's, he's in that as me. 2847 01:34:51,870 --> 01:34:52,614 Speaker 3: He is fucking. 2848 01:34:52,654 --> 01:34:53,980 Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, I forgot about that. 2849 01:34:54,401 --> 01:34:56,509 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because I've really I try and 2850 01:34:56,529 --> 01:34:57,192 Speaker 3: avoid that show. 2851 01:34:58,216 --> 01:35:01,155 Speaker 3: I Really get greats on me that show does oh 2852 01:35:01,497 --> 01:35:02,040 Speaker 3: that's that show. 2853 01:35:03,383 --> 01:35:04,787 Speaker 1: I'm funny enough I'm about to say it's a 2854 01:35:04,807 --> 01:35:07,052 Speaker 1: Marmot show, but I'm not because I'm like, 2855 01:35:08,736 --> 01:35:10,545 Speaker 1: I Don't really have any opinion of it. 2856 01:35:10,585 --> 01:35:12,070 Speaker 1: To be honest, I understand why it has a 2857 01:35:12,110 --> 01:35:12,391 Speaker 1: following. 2858 01:35:13,661 --> 01:35:14,463 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do as well. 2859 01:35:14,483 --> 01:35:16,449 Speaker 3: But I think what annoys me is I don't find 2860 01:35:16,490 --> 01:35:18,785 Speaker 3: it very funny and I don't, and I don't like 2861 01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:18,886 Speaker 3: it. 2862 01:35:18,966 --> 01:35:21,877 Speaker 3: And everybody tells me, oh damn, you must 2863 01:35:21,917 --> 01:35:22,760 Speaker 3: like the big bang theory. 2864 01:35:22,981 --> 01:35:24,746 Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I don't know like what why 2865 01:35:24,766 --> 01:35:25,749 Speaker 3: would they like to think that? 2866 01:35:26,170 --> 01:35:29,362 Speaker 3: Because Catches on. 2867 01:35:29,402 --> 01:35:31,267 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and I like some science 2868 01:35:31,308 --> 01:35:33,012 Speaker 3: fiction, but I'm not like these guys. 2869 01:35:35,322 --> 01:35:38,663 Speaker 3: I'm not socially inept, hope. 2870 01:35:40,461 --> 01:35:41,485 Speaker 3: Well, let's get into this film. 2871 01:35:42,461 --> 01:35:44,167 Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about this film and you 2872 01:35:44,187 --> 01:35:45,010 Speaker 3: know we're gonna, so. 2873 01:35:46,022 --> 01:35:47,628 Speaker 1: If you've still, it is still Christmas Eve 2874 01:35:47,648 --> 01:35:47,949 Speaker 1: for you. 2875 01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:49,704 Speaker 1: You're probably back at work or saying baby 2876 01:35:49,864 --> 01:35:51,628 Speaker 1: if it isn't see if you can have the little 2877 01:35:51,668 --> 01:35:53,031 Speaker 1: hot chocos. 2878 01:35:53,051 --> 01:35:55,325 Speaker 1: But say hot choccho, what's hot choccho? 2879 01:35:56,941 --> 01:35:59,146 Speaker 1: Choccho sounds like something you smoke and 2880 01:35:59,186 --> 01:36:00,068 Speaker 1: drink some eggmark. 2881 01:36:00,148 --> 01:36:02,794 Speaker 1: I have me a hot choccho and smoke some. 2882 01:36:05,062 --> 01:36:05,604 Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. 2883 01:36:07,281 --> 01:36:09,646 Speaker 3: Well, like I say, this film, basically this 2884 01:36:09,706 --> 01:36:12,432 Speaker 3: movie is a series of sketches, really, with 2885 01:36:12,452 --> 01:36:16,622 Speaker 3: the plotline being that Clark Griswold is 2886 01:36:16,703 --> 01:36:17,805 Speaker 3: trying to hold it all together. 2887 01:36:17,926 --> 01:36:20,091 Speaker 3: He's got various members of his family in 2888 01:36:20,151 --> 01:36:23,304 Speaker 3: Laws aunties, cousins descending on him and 2889 01:36:23,324 --> 01:36:25,008 Speaker 3: he's happily taking everyone in over 2890 01:36:25,048 --> 01:36:28,241 Speaker 3: Christmas, all whilst waiting on a Bonus 2891 01:36:28,358 --> 01:36:30,583 Speaker 3: check to come through from his boss. 2892 01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:33,288 Speaker 1: Well, I actually had this sort of as a 2893 01:36:33,308 --> 01:36:35,071 Speaker 1: reviewer, looking at this in a different 2894 01:36:35,291 --> 01:36:37,495 Speaker 1: type, different than I ever have before, 2895 01:36:38,402 --> 01:36:39,826 Speaker 1: and looking at his choices and what's going 2896 01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,936 Speaker 1: on, and it's it as I can figure out. 2897 01:36:43,017 --> 01:36:46,147 Speaker 1: Okay, I have to work it out through clues 2898 01:36:46,187 --> 01:36:46,749 Speaker 1: in the film. 2899 01:36:47,110 --> 01:36:49,931 Speaker 1: This, this house, was his parents and they 2900 01:36:50,031 --> 01:36:52,100 Speaker 1: gave it to him and moved to a smaller place. 2901 01:36:52,281 --> 01:36:53,505 Speaker 1: This is what I've had to come to the 2902 01:36:53,565 --> 01:36:55,270 Speaker 1: conclusion, so it helped me this bit. 2903 01:36:55,752 --> 01:36:58,140 Speaker 1: Okay and he now has the house. 2904 01:36:58,361 --> 01:37:00,791 Speaker 1: But he's decided he wants a big family 2905 01:37:00,831 --> 01:37:02,840 Speaker 1: Christmas for the first time with everybody, 2906 01:37:04,003 --> 01:37:05,646 Speaker 1: and that's why he's inviting them all over 2907 01:37:05,707 --> 01:37:06,468 Speaker 1: and they're staying for sale. 2908 01:37:06,488 --> 01:37:07,791 Speaker 1: They're staying for like a month, which is 2909 01:37:07,851 --> 01:37:08,533 Speaker 1: ridiculous. 2910 01:37:09,441 --> 01:37:10,305 Speaker 3: Well, only edit. 2911 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:12,403 Speaker 1: Cousin Eddie is Okay, but that's an idea 2912 01:37:12,483 --> 01:37:14,147 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be staying for a month, but those 2913 01:37:14,167 --> 01:37:16,552 Speaker 1: guys do turn up in the 14th, which is just 2914 01:37:16,572 --> 01:37:20,108 Speaker 1: to be insane, hmm, Anyway, so that's how I 2915 01:37:20,208 --> 01:37:21,573 Speaker 1: figured this out, because I couldn't, I had 2916 01:37:21,613 --> 01:37:21,914 Speaker 1: to. 2917 01:37:22,014 --> 01:37:23,720 Speaker 1: I've never really figured the movie out, 2918 01:37:24,061 --> 01:37:25,366 Speaker 1: and that's what's going on. 2919 01:37:26,128 --> 01:37:28,055 Speaker 1: And cousin Eddie just happens to hear that 2920 01:37:28,095 --> 01:37:29,460 Speaker 1: this is happening and turns up. 2921 01:37:29,881 --> 01:37:31,746 Speaker 1: And the reason being is when he finds a 2922 01:37:31,786 --> 01:37:35,115 Speaker 1: small packet present that he hid when he 2923 01:37:35,155 --> 01:37:38,483 Speaker 1: was a child in the loft For his mum. 2924 01:37:38,884 --> 01:37:40,327 Speaker 3: No, no, that's the present that he bought 2925 01:37:40,367 --> 01:37:42,171 Speaker 3: his wife, I think, for Mother's Day. 2926 01:37:42,812 --> 01:37:43,494 Speaker 3: Oh really. 2927 01:37:44,121 --> 01:37:46,187 Speaker 3: But I still think your theories is good, 2928 01:37:46,247 --> 01:37:49,082 Speaker 3: because he finds all those old videos 2929 01:37:49,223 --> 01:37:53,062 Speaker 3: canisters and also he's a man who is Almost 2930 01:37:53,122 --> 01:37:54,267 Speaker 3: obsessed with tradition. 2931 01:37:55,982 --> 01:37:58,588 Speaker 3: Absolutely he wants to keep this dream 2932 01:37:58,629 --> 01:37:59,290 Speaker 3: alive now. 2933 01:37:59,451 --> 01:38:01,315 Speaker 1: The reason I relate to my and having a big 2934 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,180 Speaker 1: family meal now from everybody there. 2935 01:38:03,982 --> 01:38:05,326 Speaker 3: And everything you've just described is 2936 01:38:05,386 --> 01:38:06,469 Speaker 3: actually is my dad. 2937 01:38:06,590 --> 01:38:10,246 Speaker 3: My dad is Really loves tradition. 2938 01:38:10,286 --> 01:38:12,515 Speaker 3: He loves having a big family thing. 2939 01:38:12,535 --> 01:38:15,223 Speaker 3: You know, christmas was his big Thing. 2940 01:38:15,665 --> 01:38:18,397 Speaker 3: The house turned into Santa's grotto if 2941 01:38:18,457 --> 01:38:19,140 Speaker 3: everyone was there. 2942 01:38:19,461 --> 01:38:21,226 Speaker 3: You just see him sat in the corner watching 2943 01:38:21,286 --> 01:38:23,091 Speaker 3: everybody interacting, drinking and eating. 2944 01:38:24,042 --> 01:38:25,768 Speaker 3: It's kind of like a bit sad really when we 2945 01:38:25,788 --> 01:38:27,614 Speaker 3: lost mum because he's kind of taking the 2946 01:38:27,635 --> 01:38:28,759 Speaker 3: wind out of his cells a little bit for 2947 01:38:28,799 --> 01:38:32,103 Speaker 3: Christmas, but up until that point he he 2948 01:38:32,143 --> 01:38:34,329 Speaker 3: was bit like Clark really tried everything 2949 01:38:34,349 --> 01:38:35,934 Speaker 3: you could to make sure everyone was there 2950 01:38:35,954 --> 01:38:37,378 Speaker 3: and everyone was fed and everyone was 2951 01:38:37,418 --> 01:38:38,943 Speaker 3: looked after and had a bed. 2952 01:38:40,182 --> 01:38:42,351 Speaker 3: So I think that's why I relate to Clark, 2953 01:38:42,371 --> 01:38:44,178 Speaker 3: because he's such a sweet heart really. 2954 01:38:44,439 --> 01:38:45,242 Speaker 3: You know I heart. 2955 01:38:45,302 --> 01:38:47,390 Speaker 1: He's just such a good guy at heart really 2956 01:38:48,582 --> 01:38:52,071 Speaker 1: well, I think also he's probably invited 2957 01:38:52,111 --> 01:38:53,935 Speaker 1: everybody down because he's getting a 2958 01:38:53,975 --> 01:38:54,677 Speaker 1: swimming pool. 2959 01:38:55,319 --> 01:38:55,700 Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and. 2960 01:38:57,224 --> 01:38:57,966 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. 2961 01:38:58,047 --> 01:39:00,595 Speaker 1: I do say it's one of things Sarah also said. 2962 01:39:00,615 --> 01:39:02,240 Speaker 1: Well, the house in America probably cheaper, 2963 01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,446 Speaker 1: but so many movies you have the people with 2964 01:39:04,506 --> 01:39:07,502 Speaker 1: like ridiculously big houses is, I don't 2965 01:39:07,522 --> 01:39:09,469 Speaker 1: know, I thought like it's just a bit like 2966 01:39:09,650 --> 01:39:11,537 Speaker 1: yeah, I'm like then how do you afford 2967 01:39:11,597 --> 01:39:12,380 Speaker 1: everybody's flights? 2968 01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:14,425 Speaker 1: It's just a bit like it. 2969 01:39:14,786 --> 01:39:15,167 Speaker 1: I don't know. 2970 01:39:15,267 --> 01:39:16,771 Speaker 1: It almost I don't know if it wouldn't 2971 01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:18,545 Speaker 1: intentional, but goes almost put people 2972 01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:19,669 Speaker 1: down, or do you know what I mean? 2973 01:39:19,790 --> 01:39:21,436 Speaker 1: Or it's just like people can't afford such 2974 01:39:21,496 --> 01:39:21,898 Speaker 1: properties. 2975 01:39:22,058 --> 01:39:24,304 Speaker 1: It's a bit like I don't really like that. 2976 01:39:24,324 --> 01:39:25,847 Speaker 3: Well, there is that. 2977 01:39:25,948 --> 01:39:27,511 Speaker 1: I never thought about that shit, and even 2978 01:39:27,551 --> 01:39:28,553 Speaker 1: on middle-aged, you know. 2979 01:39:29,061 --> 01:39:32,333 Speaker 3: Clark's plan is, on boxing day morning, to 2980 01:39:32,393 --> 01:39:33,738 Speaker 3: reveal to the ball that he's building 2981 01:39:33,818 --> 01:39:34,260 Speaker 3: swimming pool. 2982 01:39:34,541 --> 01:39:35,864 Speaker 1: Obviously, that plan and that's why I'd 2983 01:39:35,924 --> 01:39:36,707 Speaker 1: invite everyone down. 2984 01:39:36,767 --> 01:39:38,860 Speaker 3: I could you but then at the same time he 2985 01:39:38,965 --> 01:39:41,282 Speaker 3: wants everyone to know so that he can then 2986 01:39:41,387 --> 01:39:43,501 Speaker 3: fly them over for the summer when the 2987 01:39:43,606 --> 01:39:45,058 Speaker 3: swimming pools ready and they can have a 2988 01:39:45,098 --> 01:39:46,686 Speaker 3: big family summer thing. 2989 01:39:46,706 --> 01:39:48,937 Speaker 3: So he, he's still doing it from a family 2990 01:39:48,978 --> 01:39:49,440 Speaker 3: point of view. 2991 01:39:49,581 --> 01:39:52,293 Speaker 3: He's always got his and he loves his kids 2992 01:39:52,373 --> 01:39:55,364 Speaker 3: and he loves his wife and they love him and 2993 01:39:55,424 --> 01:39:57,249 Speaker 3: even when things go wrong or he looks like 2994 01:39:57,289 --> 01:40:00,289 Speaker 3: a buffoon, they still support him and say, 2995 01:40:00,410 --> 01:40:01,916 Speaker 3: dad, you did a good job, you tried your 2996 01:40:01,956 --> 01:40:02,860 Speaker 3: best, we love you, dad. 2997 01:40:03,361 --> 01:40:05,125 Speaker 3: I think the only people he doesn't like 2998 01:40:05,366 --> 01:40:07,772 Speaker 3: actively in this whole movie are his yuppie 2999 01:40:07,832 --> 01:40:10,789 Speaker 3: neighbors, who seem to hate him as much as 3000 01:40:10,809 --> 01:40:12,003 Speaker 3: he Margot. 3001 01:40:12,425 --> 01:40:12,666 Speaker 3: Yeah. 3002 01:40:13,582 --> 01:40:18,146 Speaker 1: Who live in Murdoch's Murdoch's, murdoch's 3003 01:40:18,186 --> 01:40:19,269 Speaker 1: house, murdoch's house. 3004 01:40:19,289 --> 01:40:21,856 Speaker 1: Relief a weapon, yeah. 3005 01:40:22,942 --> 01:40:26,083 Speaker 3: But other than those two, he, he loves 3006 01:40:26,143 --> 01:40:27,829 Speaker 3: everyone and he loves Christmas. 3007 01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:32,084 Speaker 1: Murdoch, murdoch, murdoch, murdoch. 3008 01:40:32,245 --> 01:40:35,922 Speaker 1: Can't fucking a crossover, just those two. 3009 01:40:36,023 --> 01:40:38,030 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if Murdoch's pissed off with 3010 01:40:38,130 --> 01:40:40,336 Speaker 3: Rick's behavior, if we, if Murdoch gets 3011 01:40:40,436 --> 01:40:41,900 Speaker 3: pissed off with Rick's behavior, what's he 3012 01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:43,387 Speaker 3: gonna be like being paired up with Murdoch? 3013 01:40:44,102 --> 01:40:44,524 Speaker 3: He'd be in a. 3014 01:40:45,026 --> 01:40:45,950 Speaker 3: It'd be in a helicopter. 3015 01:40:46,010 --> 01:40:47,556 Speaker 1: It's not just a why he's not gonna be like 3016 01:40:47,576 --> 01:40:48,520 Speaker 1: this fucking white guy. 3017 01:40:48,802 --> 01:40:49,104 Speaker 1: It's not. 3018 01:40:49,164 --> 01:40:52,102 Speaker 3: It just that it's like this white guy and 3019 01:40:52,142 --> 01:40:54,431 Speaker 3: he's flying a helicopter upside down and 3020 01:40:54,471 --> 01:40:55,836 Speaker 3: he's like why are we upside down? 3021 01:40:55,876 --> 01:40:57,805 Speaker 3: I'm too old for this shit, murdoch. 3022 01:40:57,825 --> 01:40:58,569 Speaker 1: Murdoch. 3023 01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:02,807 Speaker 3: Oh man Murdoch, what a great character. 3024 01:41:03,789 --> 01:41:04,331 Speaker 1: I want to see that. 3025 01:41:04,591 --> 01:41:05,213 Speaker 1: Should we get into it? 3026 01:41:05,801 --> 01:41:08,090 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it, so we still have a car. 3027 01:41:08,702 --> 01:41:10,208 Speaker 3: Well, we start off with the nice animated 3028 01:41:10,269 --> 01:41:12,137 Speaker 3: credits, which always gets me in the 3029 01:41:12,177 --> 01:41:12,840 Speaker 3: Christmas spirit. 3030 01:41:13,141 --> 01:41:20,343 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, my god, that song. 3031 01:41:20,423 --> 01:41:21,325 Speaker 1: Please kill me now. 3032 01:41:21,586 --> 01:41:23,029 Speaker 3: I oh, really I love that song. 3033 01:41:23,069 --> 01:41:23,810 Speaker 1: No, no, it's. 3034 01:41:24,191 --> 01:41:25,474 Speaker 1: Please choose a different singer. 3035 01:41:29,741 --> 01:41:30,563 Speaker 3: Maybe you can do it. 3036 01:41:30,904 --> 01:41:33,189 Speaker 3: Oh man, yeah, you're right, we're in that. 3037 01:41:33,390 --> 01:41:37,267 Speaker 3: We start off in a very eight, late 80s 3038 01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:40,983 Speaker 3: American family wagon, station wagon, and 3039 01:41:41,003 --> 01:41:42,488 Speaker 3: we're driving along and the family is 3040 01:41:42,508 --> 01:41:44,302 Speaker 3: singing Again. 3041 01:41:44,322 --> 01:41:45,707 Speaker 3: This gives us straight away we know who 3042 01:41:45,747 --> 01:41:46,228 Speaker 3: Clark is. 3043 01:41:46,248 --> 01:41:52,407 Speaker 1: He's there, oh what what is with with this 3044 01:41:52,769 --> 01:41:57,008 Speaker 1: is you see the wife just been like okay, 3045 01:41:57,248 --> 01:42:01,023 Speaker 1: husband, I would you know Long fit is. 3046 01:42:01,104 --> 01:42:02,828 Speaker 1: Oh, come on, kids, here we go. 3047 01:42:02,849 --> 01:42:06,599 Speaker 1: And it's just so funny the dynamic and the 3048 01:42:06,619 --> 01:42:09,306 Speaker 1: mum and dad Absolutely adore and love each 3049 01:42:09,387 --> 01:42:10,971 Speaker 1: other, which is quite sweet and it's quite 3050 01:42:11,031 --> 01:42:11,332 Speaker 1: evident. 3051 01:42:15,081 --> 01:42:17,549 Speaker 1: Idiots like my kids think I am you know 3052 01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:20,545 Speaker 1: Accia recently they my kids think it's 3053 01:42:20,585 --> 01:42:22,449 Speaker 1: quite cool I've got a movie for rent and 3054 01:42:22,549 --> 01:42:24,413 Speaker 1: buy on prime shadow death Amazon Prime. 3055 01:42:27,021 --> 01:42:27,784 Speaker 1: They think I'm quite cool. 3056 01:42:27,804 --> 01:42:29,008 Speaker 1: It's like, of course, some cool points 3057 01:42:29,028 --> 01:42:29,349 Speaker 1: recently. 3058 01:42:31,244 --> 01:42:32,778 Speaker 3: Well, the kids, you know they're sat in the 3059 01:42:32,799 --> 01:42:32,920 Speaker 3: back. 3060 01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:34,866 Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, because then they start 3061 01:42:34,906 --> 01:42:36,932 Speaker 3: singing jingle bells as well, you know. 3062 01:42:37,781 --> 01:42:40,687 Speaker 1: The idea that he's just gonna go out to the 3063 01:42:40,747 --> 01:42:43,753 Speaker 1: woods, not not just close by, they're gonna 3064 01:42:43,793 --> 01:42:45,283 Speaker 1: hike, it's like. 3065 01:42:45,303 --> 01:42:45,665 Speaker 1: It's like. 3066 01:42:45,886 --> 01:42:48,523 Speaker 1: It's like, you know, just out in the middle 3067 01:42:48,543 --> 01:42:50,788 Speaker 1: of fucking nowhere it's gonna go and find a 3068 01:42:50,848 --> 01:42:51,149 Speaker 1: tree. 3069 01:42:51,329 --> 01:42:53,233 Speaker 1: Doesn't take us all which really eventually 3070 01:42:53,253 --> 01:42:56,083 Speaker 1: find out what is the idea in this. 3071 01:42:56,164 --> 01:42:56,845 Speaker 1: It's not. 3072 01:42:56,925 --> 01:42:58,909 Speaker 1: I love the fact that he's just trying to be 3073 01:42:58,989 --> 01:43:01,014 Speaker 1: proper old-school, traditional. 3074 01:43:01,260 --> 01:43:02,082 Speaker 1: Hey, come on kids. 3075 01:43:02,283 --> 01:43:04,328 Speaker 3: I think the problem is the problem with 3076 01:43:04,348 --> 01:43:06,252 Speaker 3: Clark is he thinks with his heart and not 3077 01:43:06,272 --> 01:43:06,613 Speaker 3: his head. 3078 01:43:08,220 --> 01:43:08,602 Speaker 1: Evident. 3079 01:43:09,561 --> 01:43:11,004 Speaker 3: Because they're like well, where are we 3080 01:43:11,024 --> 01:43:11,485 Speaker 3: going? 3081 01:43:11,505 --> 01:43:13,811 Speaker 1: Basically, it's almost like he's like his 3082 01:43:13,931 --> 01:43:15,742 Speaker 1: heart has gone Tree. 3083 01:43:15,902 --> 01:43:16,504 Speaker 1: No, let's go. 3084 01:43:16,544 --> 01:43:17,527 Speaker 1: Everybody cut in the car. 3085 01:43:17,547 --> 01:43:18,208 Speaker 1: Let's go, we're going. 3086 01:43:18,228 --> 01:43:19,862 Speaker 3: It's not just the tree, is it it? 3087 01:43:20,022 --> 01:43:23,382 Speaker 3: He says the big, we're going to pick up the, 3088 01:43:23,563 --> 01:43:27,749 Speaker 3: the centerpiece, the Symbol of our family's 3089 01:43:27,809 --> 01:43:29,335 Speaker 3: Christmas, and I'm talking about the 3090 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:30,720 Speaker 3: Griswold family tree. 3091 01:43:31,081 --> 01:43:32,385 Speaker 3: It's the most important thing. 3092 01:43:32,887 --> 01:43:35,103 Speaker 3: If we've got that in the house, then 3093 01:43:35,143 --> 01:43:36,307 Speaker 3: Christmas can start. 3094 01:43:36,989 --> 01:43:38,775 Speaker 3: So it's it's like the symbol of everything 3095 01:43:38,796 --> 01:43:40,020 Speaker 3: that is Griswold Christmas. 3096 01:43:40,281 --> 01:43:41,786 Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're like why don't we just go 3097 01:43:41,826 --> 01:43:42,127 Speaker 3: and buy me? 3098 01:43:42,147 --> 01:43:43,411 Speaker 3: So that's not how it works. 3099 01:43:43,982 --> 01:43:47,086 Speaker 3: We have to go into a field, hack one down 3100 01:43:47,146 --> 01:43:47,870 Speaker 3: and bring it home. 3101 01:43:47,970 --> 01:43:49,719 Speaker 3: That's the way it is, that's the way my dad 3102 01:43:49,739 --> 01:43:49,940 Speaker 3: did it. 3103 01:43:50,381 --> 01:43:51,504 Speaker 3: That's the way his dad did it. 3104 01:43:51,765 --> 01:43:53,750 Speaker 3: You know, you get the impression this is a 3105 01:43:53,791 --> 01:43:54,192 Speaker 3: tradition. 3106 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:54,641 Speaker 1: I am. 3107 01:43:54,982 --> 01:43:57,007 Speaker 1: I am never going out and getting a train 3108 01:43:57,027 --> 01:43:58,250 Speaker 1: chucking on top of my Prius. 3109 01:43:58,370 --> 01:43:59,273 Speaker 1: I never make it anywhere. 3110 01:44:01,021 --> 01:44:03,486 Speaker 3: Don't, don't do it, especially this tree 3111 01:44:03,506 --> 01:44:06,172 Speaker 3: with the roots and all well, before they 3112 01:44:06,212 --> 01:44:10,025 Speaker 3: get there, gov, they get some jackasses 3113 01:44:10,106 --> 01:44:11,490 Speaker 3: riding their tail, don't they? 3114 01:44:13,022 --> 01:44:15,811 Speaker 1: I love these guys couple of hillbillies in 3115 01:44:15,831 --> 01:44:18,720 Speaker 1: the vehicle which was in they live. 3116 01:44:20,023 --> 01:44:20,965 Speaker 3: Is it that car is? 3117 01:44:20,985 --> 01:44:24,532 Speaker 1: that live anchor Russell's job car in 3118 01:44:25,013 --> 01:44:26,622 Speaker 1: overboard brilliant. 3119 01:44:28,061 --> 01:44:30,325 Speaker 3: Well, these guys really are riding their 3120 01:44:30,365 --> 01:44:33,291 Speaker 3: tail, so they sort of go around him and he 3121 01:44:33,391 --> 01:44:36,824 Speaker 3: flips them the bird, and then Then they put 3122 01:44:36,844 --> 01:44:38,473 Speaker 3: the brakes on and he always crashes. 3123 01:44:38,533 --> 01:44:39,920 Speaker 1: I know finally they put these break. 3124 01:44:40,020 --> 01:44:40,382 Speaker 1: They did. 3125 01:44:40,683 --> 01:44:41,828 Speaker 1: It's that old-classic trick. 3126 01:44:41,888 --> 01:44:43,274 Speaker 1: I've had people do it to me before. 3127 01:44:43,335 --> 01:44:44,540 Speaker 1: I had some kids do it to me once. 3128 01:44:44,580 --> 01:44:45,685 Speaker 1: It's really weird. 3129 01:44:45,786 --> 01:44:47,977 Speaker 1: I was with someone else going what these, 3130 01:44:48,079 --> 01:44:50,230 Speaker 1: what these teenage kids have just learned 3131 01:44:50,331 --> 01:44:52,440 Speaker 1: to drive doing, and they're like Thinking 3132 01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:53,964 Speaker 1: that I was really close behind them because 3133 01:44:54,004 --> 01:44:55,648 Speaker 1: I think the kid had learned, just let it 3134 01:44:55,668 --> 01:44:57,882 Speaker 1: drive and didn't know perception, and I 3135 01:44:57,902 --> 01:44:59,047 Speaker 1: said I'm not even that close to them. 3136 01:44:59,067 --> 01:45:00,432 Speaker 1: They're doing the brakes, you know, and I 3137 01:45:00,653 --> 01:45:03,002 Speaker 1: was like I'm not even near them, I don't 3138 01:45:03,042 --> 01:45:04,369 Speaker 1: know what they're trying to do. 3139 01:45:04,409 --> 01:45:05,555 Speaker 1: Or was it like jump in? 3140 01:45:05,821 --> 01:45:08,552 Speaker 1: It's like okay, slow down and anyway. 3141 01:45:08,873 --> 01:45:09,456 Speaker 1: I've had that done. 3142 01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:10,460 Speaker 1: So these guys are doing this. 3143 01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:12,826 Speaker 1: These are your typical kind of you don't 3144 01:45:12,846 --> 01:45:13,408 Speaker 1: want to piss off. 3145 01:45:13,428 --> 01:45:15,112 Speaker 1: They've probably got a shotgun and the dog 3146 01:45:15,841 --> 01:45:18,831 Speaker 1: Sick balls chopper type dog, you know yeah. 3147 01:45:19,701 --> 01:45:21,949 Speaker 3: He says to them Well, you wait and see what 3148 01:45:21,969 --> 01:45:22,872 Speaker 3: I'm gonna do, don't worry. 3149 01:45:23,534 --> 01:45:26,062 Speaker 3: I think he says I'm gonna burn dust, I'm 3150 01:45:26,082 --> 01:45:28,629 Speaker 3: gonna tell them to eat my rubber rusty is 3151 01:45:28,970 --> 01:45:30,093 Speaker 3: trying to explain to me. 3152 01:45:30,133 --> 01:45:32,660 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't even get the words right. 3153 01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:34,586 Speaker 1: I don't think this is a good idea, but but 3154 01:45:34,606 --> 01:45:38,585 Speaker 1: you know he's still gonna go for it Because 3155 01:45:38,605 --> 01:45:39,768 Speaker 1: yeah, because he has a jacket. 3156 01:45:39,868 --> 01:45:41,192 Speaker 1: It's right in his tail, as he says. 3157 01:45:42,521 --> 01:45:44,024 Speaker 3: Well, they eventually run him off the road 3158 01:45:44,044 --> 01:45:46,128 Speaker 3: by tricking him into the path of a log 3159 01:45:46,168 --> 01:45:48,794 Speaker 3: lorry from to final destination to so he's 3160 01:45:49,481 --> 01:45:51,645 Speaker 3: Thinks on his feet and he just pulls out. 3161 01:45:51,946 --> 01:45:54,632 Speaker 1: But as he pulls out, it's something you do 3162 01:45:54,652 --> 01:45:55,494 Speaker 1: when you drive, Dan. 3163 01:45:57,021 --> 01:45:58,645 Speaker 3: You look in your mirror just pull out. 3164 01:45:59,167 --> 01:46:00,149 Speaker 1: You go, huh. 3165 01:46:00,871 --> 01:46:02,215 Speaker 1: No, I won't go. 3166 01:46:02,335 --> 01:46:06,388 Speaker 1: There's a big fucking lorry on the other 3167 01:46:06,408 --> 01:46:08,774 Speaker 1: lane Wife for that and then I'll pull out. 3168 01:46:08,814 --> 01:46:09,520 Speaker 1: No, no. 3169 01:46:09,781 --> 01:46:09,942 Speaker 3: So. 3170 01:46:10,163 --> 01:46:11,832 Speaker 3: So this stunt is something that I've seen 3171 01:46:11,892 --> 01:46:13,640 Speaker 3: in a Jackie Chan movie once as well, and 3172 01:46:13,749 --> 01:46:15,991 Speaker 3: what they managed to do is get and it's 3173 01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:17,833 Speaker 3: probably attached, I should imagine but 3174 01:46:17,853 --> 01:46:20,736 Speaker 3: they think he accidentally drives his car 3175 01:46:21,336 --> 01:46:28,086 Speaker 3: underneath a huge juggernaut, the space 3176 01:46:28,187 --> 01:46:30,179 Speaker 3: underneath it, and then they're trapped and 3177 01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:31,687 Speaker 3: and he's like what do I do? 3178 01:46:31,764 --> 01:46:32,399 Speaker 3: What do I do? 3179 01:46:32,477 --> 01:46:33,408 Speaker 3: She's like I don't know. 3180 01:46:33,486 --> 01:46:34,906 Speaker 3: He's like, well, I didn't mean to get us 3181 01:46:34,986 --> 01:46:36,391 Speaker 3: under here, and they're kind of driving 3182 01:46:36,431 --> 01:46:38,117 Speaker 3: along underneath this lorry and he's like, 3183 01:46:38,158 --> 01:46:38,820 Speaker 3: well, how do I get out? 3184 01:46:39,322 --> 01:46:42,946 Speaker 3: Well, he pulls out and Slams off into a big 3185 01:46:43,046 --> 01:46:47,346 Speaker 3: bank of snow and they all survive, because 3186 01:46:47,366 --> 01:46:49,231 Speaker 3: the next we see them trudging through the 3187 01:46:49,271 --> 01:46:52,046 Speaker 3: snow Trying to find this Christmas tree. 3188 01:46:52,106 --> 01:46:52,809 Speaker 1: It's a ridiculous. 3189 01:46:53,902 --> 01:46:55,369 Speaker 3: His daughter's frozen who's? 3190 01:46:55,430 --> 01:46:57,520 Speaker 1: carrying it Him and that Lowe's for. 3191 01:46:58,502 --> 01:47:00,126 Speaker 3: But his daughter can't carry it because 3192 01:47:00,146 --> 01:47:01,829 Speaker 3: she's frozen from the waist down and her 3193 01:47:01,889 --> 01:47:02,811 Speaker 3: eyeballs are frozen. 3194 01:47:02,872 --> 01:47:03,733 Speaker 3: She can't see. 3195 01:47:04,843 --> 01:47:07,134 Speaker 1: It reminded me of if I tried to take Daisy 3196 01:47:07,274 --> 01:47:09,293 Speaker 1: out and just out of that I would hear every 3197 01:47:09,370 --> 01:47:10,961 Speaker 1: swear word under the Sun. 3198 01:47:11,038 --> 01:47:12,585 Speaker 1: And it do not mean I could. 3199 01:47:12,662 --> 01:47:14,744 Speaker 1: You can never get a teenage girl out there, 3200 01:47:14,764 --> 01:47:15,165 Speaker 1: I don't think. 3201 01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:16,402 Speaker 1: Happily. 3202 01:47:17,662 --> 01:47:21,508 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like you said earlier, how? 3203 01:47:21,528 --> 01:47:22,151 Speaker 1: did he get out? 3204 01:47:22,191 --> 01:47:23,818 Speaker 1: Do they get big foot to pull it out 3205 01:47:23,878 --> 01:47:24,320 Speaker 1: eventually? 3206 01:47:25,585 --> 01:47:27,191 Speaker 1: I don't know how they put it out the ground 3207 01:47:27,211 --> 01:47:28,276 Speaker 1: that's the thing, though, because we're 3208 01:47:28,296 --> 01:47:29,901 Speaker 1: doing a review, as I on this, I started 3209 01:47:29,921 --> 01:47:32,006 Speaker 1: doing logic and I was like I stop, gav, 3210 01:47:32,146 --> 01:47:34,130 Speaker 1: stop putting logic to it, it's just fun 3211 01:47:34,190 --> 01:47:34,691 Speaker 1: sketches. 3212 01:47:35,272 --> 01:47:37,804 Speaker 3: Yeah Well, somehow he pulls out the ground 3213 01:47:37,864 --> 01:47:40,409 Speaker 3: and the next shot, the next shot is you see 3214 01:47:40,589 --> 01:47:42,654 Speaker 3: three, which is about twice as big as the 3215 01:47:42,694 --> 01:47:46,727 Speaker 3: car With all the roots that attached not 3216 01:47:46,787 --> 01:47:48,651 Speaker 3: just the roots, like a whole mound of 3217 01:47:48,791 --> 01:47:49,834 Speaker 3: triangle of turf. 3218 01:47:51,342 --> 01:47:52,225 Speaker 3: It's fucking hilarious. 3219 01:47:53,442 --> 01:47:55,308 Speaker 1: When he gets back though, todd and Margo 3220 01:47:55,328 --> 01:47:56,130 Speaker 1: happy to be out there there. 3221 01:47:56,741 --> 01:47:57,162 Speaker 1: There you're. 3222 01:47:57,202 --> 01:47:59,367 Speaker 1: Yuppie, I've got to say 90s. 3223 01:47:59,387 --> 01:48:01,532 Speaker 1: Here You're up, he kind of jogging pair 3224 01:48:01,552 --> 01:48:05,508 Speaker 1: like they're the new type of when event, 3225 01:48:05,548 --> 01:48:07,514 Speaker 1: when we originally had like people going to 3226 01:48:07,554 --> 01:48:09,520 Speaker 1: like mineral vidman shops and things like 3227 01:48:09,540 --> 01:48:09,620 Speaker 1: that. 3228 01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:10,825 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean when it's a more 3229 01:48:10,845 --> 01:48:12,612 Speaker 1: than any, a certain amount of people, do 3230 01:48:12,632 --> 01:48:12,712 Speaker 1: that? 3231 01:48:12,732 --> 01:48:14,607 Speaker 3: now Everybody does and they're really into 3232 01:48:14,627 --> 01:48:15,752 Speaker 3: their technology because they've got a 3233 01:48:15,792 --> 01:48:17,800 Speaker 3: fancy high-fi stereo system. 3234 01:48:19,002 --> 01:48:21,607 Speaker 1: Anyway, they've got a certain class that 3235 01:48:21,627 --> 01:48:23,251 Speaker 1: they feel that they are, or whatever. 3236 01:48:23,291 --> 01:48:27,002 Speaker 1: A cousin any really makes them Realize 3237 01:48:27,022 --> 01:48:30,200 Speaker 1: there is definitely other classes and and 3238 01:48:30,335 --> 01:48:33,175 Speaker 1: they basically see him and I, oh my god, 3239 01:48:33,310 --> 01:48:34,906 Speaker 1: look what he's got over there. 3240 01:48:34,986 --> 01:48:36,289 Speaker 1: And obviously we see the neighborhood 3241 01:48:36,369 --> 01:48:37,010 Speaker 1: rivalry. 3242 01:48:37,351 --> 01:48:39,495 Speaker 1: So they sort of say, hey, chris world, 3243 01:48:40,501 --> 01:48:43,685 Speaker 1: where you just take that tree, yeah he says 3244 01:48:44,267 --> 01:48:45,050 Speaker 1: when did you bend over? 3245 01:48:45,090 --> 01:48:47,237 Speaker 1: And I'll show you that's no way to talk to 3246 01:48:47,317 --> 01:48:47,538 Speaker 1: me. 3247 01:48:47,558 --> 01:48:49,244 Speaker 1: Chris world, who do you think you are? 3248 01:48:49,686 --> 01:48:52,803 Speaker 3: I wasn't talking to you and it's just such 3249 01:48:53,004 --> 01:48:55,430 Speaker 3: a great exchange and you know that although 3250 01:48:55,450 --> 01:48:57,943 Speaker 3: this guy's a bit of a softy, he will not 3251 01:48:57,983 --> 01:48:59,388 Speaker 3: take shit from these neighbors. 3252 01:48:59,448 --> 01:49:02,383 Speaker 1: Well, he's got a Hockey mask on and 3253 01:49:02,484 --> 01:49:05,251 Speaker 1: chainsaw raring at raw and at them over his 3254 01:49:05,291 --> 01:49:05,452 Speaker 1: head. 3255 01:49:05,963 --> 01:49:07,473 Speaker 3: Why don't you bend over and I'll show you 3256 01:49:07,514 --> 01:49:08,420 Speaker 3: what a great comeback. 3257 01:49:09,864 --> 01:49:11,027 Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to you. 3258 01:49:11,568 --> 01:49:13,072 Speaker 3: It's so good, it's so good. 3259 01:49:13,562 --> 01:49:15,877 Speaker 3: Well, he gets like the tree in the house. 3260 01:49:15,918 --> 01:49:18,191 Speaker 3: Somehow it's all tied up with rope and he 3261 01:49:18,252 --> 01:49:20,663 Speaker 3: says here we go, guys, this is a big moment. 3262 01:49:21,264 --> 01:49:23,129 Speaker 3: And she's sort of saying it's very bees, 3263 01:49:23,330 --> 01:49:24,392 Speaker 3: yes, it is a little fool. 3264 01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:27,987 Speaker 1: A third of it is bent over because he 3265 01:49:28,047 --> 01:49:28,529 Speaker 1: doesn't fit. 3266 01:49:28,629 --> 01:49:29,812 Speaker 1: It doesn't fit in there. 3267 01:49:31,381 --> 01:49:32,345 Speaker 3: Will the staff? 3268 01:49:32,425 --> 01:49:33,831 Speaker 3: And he's like, yes, I'm sure it will. 3269 01:49:33,871 --> 01:49:35,377 Speaker 3: We might need to trim some of it down, but 3270 01:49:35,919 --> 01:49:36,240 Speaker 3: it's fine. 3271 01:49:37,182 --> 01:49:39,286 Speaker 3: He says, right, he's getting ready to cut 3272 01:49:39,306 --> 01:49:41,671 Speaker 3: the ropes to let all the branches settle. 3273 01:49:41,731 --> 01:49:46,407 Speaker 3: And he says I give you the Griswold family 3274 01:49:46,507 --> 01:49:49,584 Speaker 3: tree and and they're all looking like 3275 01:49:49,624 --> 01:49:51,309 Speaker 3: excitedly because the kids really believe 3276 01:49:51,329 --> 01:49:51,870 Speaker 3: in their dad. 3277 01:49:51,890 --> 01:49:55,647 Speaker 3: You know, he cuts the ropes and it takes up 3278 01:49:55,748 --> 01:49:57,772 Speaker 3: the entire living room, smashes all the 3279 01:49:57,812 --> 01:50:01,628 Speaker 3: windows and in golf sim, he's inside it 3280 01:50:01,709 --> 01:50:02,010 Speaker 3: somewhere. 3281 01:50:02,311 --> 01:50:04,357 Speaker 1: All you hear is him say a lot of sap in 3282 01:50:04,397 --> 01:50:07,549 Speaker 1: here, a lot of sap and then he's in bed and 3283 01:50:08,581 --> 01:50:11,068 Speaker 1: Covered sap with Ellen and they're just 3284 01:50:11,108 --> 01:50:12,272 Speaker 1: basically stuck to each other. 3285 01:50:13,201 --> 01:50:15,386 Speaker 3: He's reading a magazine and his fingers are 3286 01:50:15,446 --> 01:50:16,950 Speaker 3: sticking to the pages, then he sticks to 3287 01:50:16,990 --> 01:50:18,473 Speaker 3: her hair and then he sticks to the lamp. 3288 01:50:19,201 --> 01:50:21,490 Speaker 1: Very funny but silly comic stuff and the 3289 01:50:21,530 --> 01:50:23,638 Speaker 1: next day is December the 14th, my middle 3290 01:50:23,678 --> 01:50:25,905 Speaker 1: child's birthday and also the day of the 3291 01:50:25,945 --> 01:50:28,431 Speaker 1: grandparents both turn up at the exact same 3292 01:50:28,512 --> 01:50:28,973 Speaker 1: time. 3293 01:50:30,085 --> 01:50:30,470 Speaker 3: They do. 3294 01:50:30,511 --> 01:50:32,302 Speaker 3: Before that, though, we do see Clark at 3295 01:50:32,362 --> 01:50:34,527 Speaker 3: work with his Tasmanian devil cup full of 3296 01:50:34,567 --> 01:50:37,313 Speaker 3: cocoa, and this is where we find out. 3297 01:50:37,333 --> 01:50:40,044 Speaker 3: He's talking to his colleague who says oh, 3298 01:50:40,084 --> 01:50:41,790 Speaker 3: we should be getting our bonus check soon. 3299 01:50:42,581 --> 01:50:43,765 Speaker 3: He says look, I've got a secret. 3300 01:50:43,946 --> 01:50:44,527 Speaker 3: You're right. 3301 01:50:44,648 --> 01:50:45,872 Speaker 3: Clark says I've got a secret. 3302 01:50:47,761 --> 01:50:48,864 Speaker 1: Bill Murray's, not his boss. 3303 01:50:48,884 --> 01:50:49,385 Speaker 1: Sorry, bill. 3304 01:50:50,087 --> 01:50:50,849 Speaker 1: No, not you, bill. 3305 01:50:50,889 --> 01:50:51,992 Speaker 1: That's later the segment. 3306 01:50:52,012 --> 01:50:54,739 Speaker 1: No, your brother was in the movie. 3307 01:50:54,940 --> 01:50:58,432 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, bill Murray's brother is 3308 01:50:58,512 --> 01:51:00,398 Speaker 3: his boss and he says so, he sucks up to him 3309 01:51:00,439 --> 01:51:02,045 Speaker 3: a little bit, he doesn't shit. 3310 01:51:02,527 --> 01:51:04,215 Speaker 3: But he also shows his colleague you know, 3311 01:51:04,255 --> 01:51:05,360 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be getting this swimming pool. 3312 01:51:05,440 --> 01:51:09,463 Speaker 3: I've already put down $7,500 Deposit on 3313 01:51:09,503 --> 01:51:11,792 Speaker 3: this, so when I get my bonus check I can 3314 01:51:11,832 --> 01:51:13,660 Speaker 3: pay the rest and then I can tell my family 3315 01:51:14,042 --> 01:51:15,810 Speaker 3: we're getting a, you know, for Christmas. 3316 01:51:15,850 --> 01:51:17,357 Speaker 3: I'm getting you all a swimming pool ready 3317 01:51:17,397 --> 01:51:17,920 Speaker 3: for next summer. 3318 01:51:18,864 --> 01:51:20,953 Speaker 3: And his buddy's like, wow, you're yours, 3319 01:51:21,013 --> 01:51:22,640 Speaker 3: really are the last family guy, aren't you? 3320 01:51:23,484 --> 01:51:24,971 Speaker 3: And then he sees his boss is like he said, 3321 01:51:25,011 --> 01:51:26,182 Speaker 3: his boss doesn't give a shit, it doesn't 3322 01:51:26,222 --> 01:51:27,772 Speaker 3: even know his name, calls him the wrong 3323 01:51:27,812 --> 01:51:29,682 Speaker 3: name and as he walks off he says to a merry 3324 01:51:29,722 --> 01:51:30,263 Speaker 3: Christmas, sir. 3325 01:51:30,304 --> 01:51:31,968 Speaker 3: And then he says to his all his sort of 3326 01:51:31,988 --> 01:51:32,369 Speaker 3: crony. 3327 01:51:32,429 --> 01:51:34,842 Speaker 3: She says Merry Christmas, merry, kiss my 3328 01:51:34,963 --> 01:51:37,349 Speaker 3: ass, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your 3329 01:51:37,409 --> 01:51:37,810 Speaker 3: own ass. 3330 01:51:38,311 --> 01:51:42,845 Speaker 1: He says these are department stocks. 3331 01:51:42,865 --> 01:51:45,112 Speaker 1: He needs get in some a present and he 3332 01:51:45,172 --> 01:51:47,098 Speaker 1: thinks I might get in some underwear, some 3333 01:51:47,118 --> 01:51:48,904 Speaker 1: sexy underwear, and this is where he just 3334 01:51:48,965 --> 01:51:53,030 Speaker 1: gets like Like a very 80s 90s man. 3335 01:51:55,303 --> 01:51:57,970 Speaker 3: This, this girl working in the department 3336 01:51:57,990 --> 01:52:01,224 Speaker 3: store is Pretty special. 3337 01:52:02,701 --> 01:52:05,911 Speaker 3: She is hot, yes, she's right, she's hot as 3338 01:52:05,951 --> 01:52:09,272 Speaker 3: hell and I've always thought that. 3339 01:52:09,976 --> 01:52:12,771 Speaker 3: And yeah, he, she's flirting with him and 3340 01:52:12,791 --> 01:52:14,399 Speaker 3: he keeps saying he's keep, because she's 3341 01:52:14,439 --> 01:52:14,580 Speaker 3: very. 3342 01:52:15,301 --> 01:52:17,746 Speaker 3: She's dressed in a way that you really your 3343 01:52:17,887 --> 01:52:21,173 Speaker 3: eyes drawn to her cleavage and she's very 3344 01:52:21,294 --> 01:52:24,569 Speaker 3: pretty, blows in a browsing for something. 3345 01:52:24,609 --> 01:52:25,693 Speaker 1: It's been nippy outside, nipple. 3346 01:52:25,713 --> 01:52:26,717 Speaker 1: What am I saying? 3347 01:52:26,757 --> 01:52:27,942 Speaker 3: Why am I saying nipple, I don't know why 3348 01:52:27,962 --> 01:52:28,666 Speaker 3: I'm even saying that. 3349 01:52:28,786 --> 01:52:30,675 Speaker 3: And then she says some, can I take 3350 01:52:30,736 --> 01:52:31,600 Speaker 3: something out for you? 3351 01:52:32,122 --> 01:52:33,789 Speaker 3: And he just sort of has a breakdown, he's. 3352 01:52:36,504 --> 01:52:38,560 Speaker 1: It's quite like you know this little human, 3353 01:52:39,041 --> 01:52:39,783 Speaker 1: but he uses? 3354 01:52:39,863 --> 01:52:42,047 Speaker 3: he uses a pair of panties to dab his 3355 01:52:42,128 --> 01:52:42,689 Speaker 3: forehead. 3356 01:52:42,909 --> 01:52:43,851 Speaker 3: Yeah, doesn't he? 3357 01:52:43,972 --> 01:52:44,934 Speaker 3: It's so funny. 3358 01:52:45,301 --> 01:52:47,145 Speaker 1: Rust comes along says I see, you can't even 3359 01:52:47,185 --> 01:52:48,247 Speaker 1: see the line, can you? 3360 01:52:48,287 --> 01:52:49,069 Speaker 1: Rust, no dead. 3361 01:52:49,470 --> 01:52:52,035 Speaker 3: Well before that he's saying to her and 3362 01:52:52,801 --> 01:52:55,763 Speaker 3: these are for my wife, she's dead. 3363 01:52:56,024 --> 01:52:56,787 Speaker 3: He says she's dead. 3364 01:52:56,807 --> 01:52:58,854 Speaker 3: He's like well, she's not dead, but you 3365 01:52:58,894 --> 01:53:01,123 Speaker 3: know we're divorced, yes, we're really 3366 01:53:01,183 --> 01:53:01,565 Speaker 3: divorced. 3367 01:53:01,625 --> 01:53:02,268 Speaker 3: We're not together. 3368 01:53:02,750 --> 01:53:03,976 Speaker 3: So he's like what are you, what are you 3369 01:53:04,016 --> 01:53:04,880 Speaker 3: even saying, clark? 3370 01:53:05,080 --> 01:53:06,986 Speaker 3: You're just thumb because some hot girl has 3371 01:53:07,006 --> 01:53:07,788 Speaker 3: been your attention. 3372 01:53:08,129 --> 01:53:09,292 Speaker 3: You can't get your words out. 3373 01:53:09,741 --> 01:53:11,686 Speaker 3: Then she says to him the underwear I'm 3374 01:53:11,726 --> 01:53:13,832 Speaker 3: wearing right now is really high cut. 3375 01:53:14,581 --> 01:53:16,085 Speaker 3: Look if I lift up my skirt. 3376 01:53:16,647 --> 01:53:19,435 Speaker 3: And she shows her whole fine bit of buttock 3377 01:53:19,455 --> 01:53:21,140 Speaker 3: to him, says you can't even see the line, 3378 01:53:21,602 --> 01:53:23,190 Speaker 3: and this is a rusty turns up and says. 3379 01:53:23,793 --> 01:53:25,320 Speaker 3: And he says look, you can't see the line. 3380 01:53:25,420 --> 01:53:27,348 Speaker 3: Can you rest and realize this? 3381 01:53:27,368 --> 01:53:29,195 Speaker 3: He's been caught red-handed by his son 3382 01:53:29,256 --> 01:53:30,360 Speaker 3: staring at some girls legs. 3383 01:53:31,902 --> 01:53:34,406 Speaker 3: Hilarious, really, really funny scene. 3384 01:53:34,546 --> 01:53:35,307 Speaker 3: Really funny scene. 3385 01:53:35,347 --> 01:53:38,632 Speaker 3: But yes, then the in-laws, so Clark's 3386 01:53:38,652 --> 01:53:40,495 Speaker 3: parents and Ellen's parents, all arrive at 3387 01:53:40,515 --> 01:53:41,276 Speaker 3: the same time. 3388 01:53:42,801 --> 01:53:44,094 Speaker 3: Argument straight away. 3389 01:53:44,114 --> 01:53:47,347 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and and it shot really 3390 01:53:47,387 --> 01:53:48,971 Speaker 1: claustrophobic with all close-ups. 3391 01:53:49,781 --> 01:53:51,347 Speaker 3: They're all sort of shouting each other, 3392 01:53:51,367 --> 01:53:52,832 Speaker 3: but it's not all arguments. 3393 01:53:52,953 --> 01:53:54,538 Speaker 3: It's like they've all got news like I've 3394 01:53:54,578 --> 01:53:56,406 Speaker 3: got hemorrhoids Can you believe that I've 3395 01:53:56,446 --> 01:53:56,989 Speaker 3: got hemorrhoids? 3396 01:53:57,089 --> 01:53:58,716 Speaker 3: And then somebody else saying oh, I've got 3397 01:53:58,776 --> 01:53:59,600 Speaker 3: banyons in my feet. 3398 01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:02,227 Speaker 3: If I give you a shit, a dollar, would you 3399 01:54:02,267 --> 01:54:03,290 Speaker 3: rub my feet for me? 3400 01:54:03,771 --> 01:54:05,235 Speaker 3: And then I, you've grown, haven't you? 3401 01:54:05,275 --> 01:54:06,980 Speaker 3: And they're also hugging and kissing each 3402 01:54:07,020 --> 01:54:09,145 Speaker 3: other and it I've been here before where 3403 01:54:09,206 --> 01:54:11,191 Speaker 3: families, big families, meet up and it's 3404 01:54:11,271 --> 01:54:11,612 Speaker 3: just. 3405 01:54:12,483 --> 01:54:13,972 Speaker 3: You just think I need a break from this. 3406 01:54:14,012 --> 01:54:15,240 Speaker 3: It's too loud, it's too noisy. 3407 01:54:16,210 --> 01:54:17,280 Speaker 1: I went for the first time. 3408 01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:18,707 Speaker 1: It's really bad of me because I've been 3409 01:54:18,727 --> 01:54:20,475 Speaker 1: living in the same village as my auntie and 3410 01:54:20,596 --> 01:54:22,064 Speaker 1: uncle for two years and I've not gone 3411 01:54:22,084 --> 01:54:23,774 Speaker 1: around see him and I haven't seen them for 3412 01:54:23,915 --> 01:54:24,720 Speaker 1: fucking years. 3413 01:54:25,565 --> 01:54:27,299 Speaker 1: So my parents on Christmas Eve to see them 3414 01:54:27,319 --> 01:54:32,905 Speaker 1: and and it's my dad's older sister and it 3415 01:54:33,045 --> 01:54:36,442 Speaker 1: basically looked like my dad, shorter and 3416 01:54:36,503 --> 01:54:37,587 Speaker 1: fatter, with a black wig. 3417 01:54:38,561 --> 01:54:39,790 Speaker 1: Amazing it was incredible. 3418 01:54:39,871 --> 01:54:41,040 Speaker 1: I will show you the picture sometime. 3419 01:54:41,783 --> 01:54:42,747 Speaker 1: It's absolutely amazing. 3420 01:54:42,780 --> 01:54:44,626 Speaker 1: But I did a family thing and I was really 3421 01:54:44,666 --> 01:54:46,011 Speaker 1: proud of myself for doing a Christmas 3422 01:54:46,051 --> 01:54:48,077 Speaker 1: family thing and not seeing a family member 3423 01:54:48,097 --> 01:54:48,860 Speaker 1: for many years. 3424 01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:51,305 Speaker 1: So I kind of relate to this as well. 3425 01:54:51,646 --> 01:54:54,472 Speaker 3: My dad is one of seven and my mum was one 3426 01:54:54,512 --> 01:54:57,308 Speaker 3: of seven, so I've quite big family, lots of 3427 01:54:57,348 --> 01:54:57,770 Speaker 3: cousins. 3428 01:54:58,521 --> 01:55:00,526 Speaker 3: So particularly when we were younger, 3429 01:55:00,546 --> 01:55:02,792 Speaker 3: christmases were very, very busy like this. 3430 01:55:03,681 --> 01:55:05,305 Speaker 3: Like home alone, I was related to the home 3431 01:55:05,325 --> 01:55:07,310 Speaker 3: alone family dynamic because this there was 3432 01:55:07,350 --> 01:55:08,853 Speaker 3: always so many of us in the house. 3433 01:55:10,063 --> 01:55:11,470 Speaker 3: In fact the first time I watched home alone 3434 01:55:11,510 --> 01:55:13,420 Speaker 3: was with about six or seven of my cousins. 3435 01:55:13,601 --> 01:55:16,832 Speaker 3: We all watched it together as kids but I've 3436 01:55:16,872 --> 01:55:18,920 Speaker 3: lost sort of contact with them all over the 3437 01:55:18,940 --> 01:55:20,829 Speaker 3: years but reconnected recently with a few 3438 01:55:20,869 --> 01:55:22,457 Speaker 3: of them and I had the same thing with my 3439 01:55:22,497 --> 01:55:22,980 Speaker 3: dad's brother. 3440 01:55:23,582 --> 01:55:25,868 Speaker 3: He'll hadn't seen for a good 15 years. 3441 01:55:26,470 --> 01:55:28,636 Speaker 3: Him and his wife, my auntie, came around 3442 01:55:28,716 --> 01:55:29,960 Speaker 3: and they met the kids. 3443 01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,965 Speaker 3: So I was just staring at him thinking 3444 01:55:32,326 --> 01:55:34,932 Speaker 3: you're my dad, but you're bold and you've 3445 01:55:34,952 --> 01:55:35,693 Speaker 3: got a moustache. 3446 01:55:36,482 --> 01:55:36,964 Speaker 1: Yeah that's. 3447 01:55:36,984 --> 01:55:39,073 Speaker 3: The only difference is if my dad shaved his 3448 01:55:39,153 --> 01:55:41,803 Speaker 3: hair and grew a moustache and then when he 3449 01:55:41,864 --> 01:55:44,862 Speaker 3: left my my wife Alice was saying Fucking 3450 01:55:44,902 --> 01:55:47,112 Speaker 3: hell, your uncle is is literally just your 3451 01:55:47,132 --> 01:55:48,518 Speaker 3: dad with a moustache, isn't he? 3452 01:55:48,538 --> 01:55:49,582 Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, he really is. 3453 01:55:50,203 --> 01:55:51,547 Speaker 3: It's funny when you see that, isn't it? 3454 01:55:51,607 --> 01:55:56,964 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, rusty says sorry. 3455 01:55:57,024 --> 01:56:00,752 Speaker 3: Clark says Russ, let's go outside and put 3456 01:56:00,792 --> 01:56:01,914 Speaker 3: some lights on this house. 3457 01:56:03,202 --> 01:56:03,744 Speaker 3: Hell, yeah. 3458 01:56:04,821 --> 01:56:07,369 Speaker 3: So we get some funny moments now where he's 3459 01:56:07,509 --> 01:56:08,051 Speaker 3: slapstick. 3460 01:56:09,282 --> 01:56:10,847 Speaker 1: Nice ladder slapstick. 3461 01:56:11,248 --> 01:56:12,472 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's falling off of ladders. 3462 01:56:12,513 --> 01:56:14,439 Speaker 3: He's stapling his hands to things. 3463 01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:15,883 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's classic stuff. 3464 01:56:16,304 --> 01:56:18,429 Speaker 1: It's very nice when he really upsets Todd 3465 01:56:18,469 --> 01:56:20,013 Speaker 1: and Margot's stereo system. 3466 01:56:22,901 --> 01:56:24,323 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's brilliant when he because he 3467 01:56:24,524 --> 01:56:27,890 Speaker 3: uh explain, explain it well, he slips off 3468 01:56:27,930 --> 01:56:30,134 Speaker 3: the ladder because he staples his glove to 3469 01:56:30,174 --> 01:56:30,314 Speaker 3: the. 3470 01:56:31,901 --> 01:56:33,586 Speaker 3: He's using a big stable gun to staple the 3471 01:56:33,626 --> 01:56:35,551 Speaker 3: lights to the gutter, but he slips off the 3472 01:56:35,591 --> 01:56:38,663 Speaker 3: ladder, grabs onto the gutter, rips the 3473 01:56:38,703 --> 01:56:41,784 Speaker 3: gutter off of the the sort of the side of 3474 01:56:41,804 --> 01:56:42,848 Speaker 3: the house which is full of ice. 3475 01:56:44,243 --> 01:56:46,990 Speaker 3: This then fires the ice javelin, as I've 3476 01:56:47,010 --> 01:56:50,684 Speaker 3: called it in my notes Such a velocity that 3477 01:56:50,724 --> 01:56:52,989 Speaker 3: it shoots across the road straight through 3478 01:56:53,009 --> 01:56:54,573 Speaker 3: the window of Todd and Margot's. 3479 01:56:56,580 --> 01:57:00,311 Speaker 3: Smash is the latest 1988 stereo system. 3480 01:57:00,531 --> 01:57:01,654 Speaker 3: Yeah. 3481 01:57:02,681 --> 01:57:04,488 Speaker 3: Which is hilarious because when they get 3482 01:57:04,568 --> 01:57:08,395 Speaker 3: home, it's a mystery the mystery is there's 3483 01:57:08,415 --> 01:57:09,360 Speaker 3: a hole in the window. 3484 01:57:09,480 --> 01:57:12,206 Speaker 3: Well, something must have destroyed the 3485 01:57:12,286 --> 01:57:14,971 Speaker 3: stereo Margot the stereo is destroyed and 3486 01:57:14,991 --> 01:57:16,754 Speaker 3: then there's a pool of water on the floor. 3487 01:57:16,860 --> 01:57:17,722 Speaker 1: I don't understand it. 3488 01:57:17,802 --> 01:57:19,547 Speaker 1: And where did this water come from? 3489 01:57:19,747 --> 01:57:23,322 Speaker 3: and this this is an urban legend that Are 3490 01:57:23,342 --> 01:57:23,945 Speaker 3: you doing? 3491 01:57:24,820 --> 01:57:28,084 Speaker 3: No, no, they found Someone's dog was found 3492 01:57:28,164 --> 01:57:30,350 Speaker 3: dead in the garden or in the house yeah, in 3493 01:57:30,390 --> 01:57:30,731 Speaker 3: the house. 3494 01:57:31,620 --> 01:57:33,727 Speaker 3: And there was a puddle of human piss next 3495 01:57:33,747 --> 01:57:35,733 Speaker 3: to it and a hole in the ceiling. 3496 01:57:36,175 --> 01:57:38,962 Speaker 3: And they realized that an aeroplane had 3497 01:57:39,223 --> 01:57:42,911 Speaker 3: flushed or discarded its toilet waste. 3498 01:57:43,272 --> 01:57:44,443 Speaker 3: I don't know if this is true, it's an urban 3499 01:57:44,463 --> 01:57:45,027 Speaker 3: legend, I could say. 3500 01:57:45,349 --> 01:57:47,923 Speaker 3: And apparently the urine froze yeah, I know 3501 01:57:48,063 --> 01:57:49,868 Speaker 3: the way down smash through the window, kill 3502 01:57:49,888 --> 01:57:52,965 Speaker 3: the dog and then unfroze and they tested it 3503 01:57:53,025 --> 01:57:54,311 Speaker 3: and it's like well, it's not dog piss, it's 3504 01:57:54,351 --> 01:57:56,521 Speaker 3: human piss, multiple human pisses, what? 3505 01:57:57,383 --> 01:57:58,706 Speaker 3: And they couldn't figure out for ages, and 3506 01:57:58,766 --> 01:58:00,691 Speaker 3: it's kind of dog and the human piss. 3507 01:58:01,052 --> 01:58:04,296 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know, I don't believe that 3508 01:58:04,317 --> 01:58:05,702 Speaker 3: that's a real thing, but yeah, it's a, it's 3509 01:58:05,783 --> 01:58:07,869 Speaker 3: fun and it's a fun thing and it's another 3510 01:58:08,009 --> 01:58:10,703 Speaker 3: moment for them Of something bad happened 3511 01:58:10,723 --> 01:58:11,766 Speaker 3: to them, because we don't like these 3512 01:58:11,806 --> 01:58:13,772 Speaker 3: yuppies, because they don't like our clarky, 3513 01:58:15,401 --> 01:58:16,724 Speaker 3: but it's funny, it's funny. 3514 01:58:16,744 --> 01:58:18,289 Speaker 1: He goes to turn the lights on everyone 3515 01:58:18,309 --> 01:58:18,469 Speaker 1: there. 3516 01:58:18,489 --> 01:58:19,292 Speaker 1: Let's do a drum beat. 3517 01:58:22,580 --> 01:58:24,087 Speaker 3: And he gives us, he does a speech, doesn't 3518 01:58:24,107 --> 01:58:24,147 Speaker 3: he? 3519 01:58:26,280 --> 01:58:28,625 Speaker 3: He says, um, he says something along the 3520 01:58:28,645 --> 01:58:30,879 Speaker 3: lines of I'm so grateful to have you all 3521 01:58:30,919 --> 01:58:31,040 Speaker 3: here. 3522 01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:34,568 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I dedicate this house to my 3523 01:58:34,889 --> 01:58:37,381 Speaker 3: entire family of griswolds, because that 3524 01:58:37,742 --> 01:58:39,467 Speaker 3: the lights on this house demonstrate my 3525 01:58:39,507 --> 01:58:40,811 Speaker 3: love and he does draw to the world, like 3526 01:58:40,831 --> 01:58:44,169 Speaker 3: you say, plugs it in what happens nothing, 3527 01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:46,005 Speaker 3: nothing happens. 3528 01:58:46,165 --> 01:58:47,189 Speaker 3: Uh, it is a check, all that. 3529 01:58:48,141 --> 01:58:50,046 Speaker 1: Is parent and also just like see what a 3530 01:58:50,207 --> 01:58:51,691 Speaker 1: waste of time this is kids. 3531 01:58:52,461 --> 01:58:54,167 Speaker 1: What a way I she says resources. 3532 01:58:54,327 --> 01:58:55,491 Speaker 3: I hate me for learning what a waste of 3533 01:58:55,532 --> 01:58:56,415 Speaker 3: resources this is. 3534 01:58:57,117 --> 01:58:57,860 Speaker 3: And, um, yeah. 3535 01:58:58,401 --> 01:59:00,967 Speaker 3: His daughter says he worked really hard, 3536 01:59:01,027 --> 01:59:01,468 Speaker 3: grandpa. 3537 01:59:01,508 --> 01:59:03,232 Speaker 3: And his grandpa says yeah, and so do 3538 01:59:03,272 --> 01:59:03,953 Speaker 3: washing machines. 3539 01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:06,305 Speaker 1: Yeah, what a bastard. 3540 01:59:06,365 --> 01:59:07,308 Speaker 1: Anyway, it doesn't work. 3541 01:59:07,328 --> 01:59:08,090 Speaker 1: They all go back in. 3542 01:59:08,110 --> 01:59:10,364 Speaker 1: He's kind of pissed off and so leave it, 3543 01:59:10,745 --> 01:59:12,591 Speaker 1: and it's just like, for fuck's sake. 3544 01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:15,185 Speaker 3: His son says really good, try dad, you did 3545 01:59:15,225 --> 01:59:15,686 Speaker 3: really well. 3546 01:59:15,887 --> 01:59:17,190 Speaker 3: And they can't figure he's, he's probably 3547 01:59:17,210 --> 01:59:18,172 Speaker 3: checked all the bulbs. 3548 01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:19,804 Speaker 1: It's very interesting on the front cover. 3549 01:59:19,824 --> 01:59:21,068 Speaker 1: I'll get over the blu-ray. 3550 01:59:21,148 --> 01:59:22,512 Speaker 1: That doesn't actually happen. 3551 01:59:22,781 --> 01:59:23,648 Speaker 3: No, it doesn't does it. 3552 01:59:23,708 --> 01:59:25,059 Speaker 1: I've always thought that, never liked that 3553 01:59:25,079 --> 01:59:26,865 Speaker 1: post, so no where, cherry chase on the 3554 01:59:26,885 --> 01:59:30,522 Speaker 1: front in a Santa costume and he's been 3555 01:59:30,562 --> 01:59:32,868 Speaker 1: electrocuted by the light bulbs which would 3556 01:59:33,209 --> 01:59:35,361 Speaker 1: imagine, unless it's a deleted scene, I 3557 01:59:35,381 --> 01:59:37,428 Speaker 1: don't know, but where'd you get the idea 3558 01:59:37,469 --> 01:59:37,629 Speaker 1: from? 3559 01:59:38,140 --> 01:59:40,686 Speaker 3: To me that looks more like um the poster 3560 01:59:40,706 --> 01:59:42,511 Speaker 3: for the Santa Claus with Tim Allen. 3561 01:59:42,531 --> 01:59:43,132 Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? 3562 01:59:43,172 --> 01:59:45,604 Speaker 1: It's not, it doesn't look, it's not even 3563 01:59:45,624 --> 01:59:46,267 Speaker 1: cherry chase. 3564 01:59:47,344 --> 01:59:49,885 Speaker 3: It's just, someone's just drawn that up and 3565 01:59:50,246 --> 01:59:50,847 Speaker 3: it doesn't look good. 3566 01:59:50,867 --> 01:59:51,950 Speaker 3: I've never liked that poster. 3567 01:59:52,131 --> 01:59:55,771 Speaker 3: No, um, yeah, it's all family supportive. 3568 01:59:56,500 --> 01:59:59,830 Speaker 3: We go back inside and the children have to 3569 01:59:59,890 --> 02:00:00,592 Speaker 3: sleep together. 3570 02:00:01,840 --> 02:00:03,724 Speaker 3: So Russ and his sister have to sleep in the 3571 02:00:03,764 --> 02:00:05,528 Speaker 3: same bed because all the grandparents are 3572 02:00:05,548 --> 02:00:06,530 Speaker 3: sleeping in their beds. 3573 02:00:07,552 --> 02:00:09,945 Speaker 3: Um, not great situation. 3574 02:00:09,985 --> 02:00:11,489 Speaker 3: And it's only gonna get worse when cousin 3575 02:00:11,549 --> 02:00:12,231 Speaker 3: Eddie turns up. 3576 02:00:13,341 --> 02:00:16,332 Speaker 3: Um, yeah, and in the morning he goes back 3577 02:00:16,473 --> 02:00:17,580 Speaker 3: up into the attic. 3578 02:00:18,462 --> 02:00:21,008 Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's a great dad and he wants 3579 02:00:21,048 --> 02:00:22,772 Speaker 3: to hide the presents in the usual hiding 3580 02:00:22,832 --> 02:00:23,113 Speaker 3: spot. 3581 02:00:24,261 --> 02:00:26,842 Speaker 3: This is where he finds the Mother's Day 3582 02:00:26,882 --> 02:00:29,110 Speaker 3: gift that he bought for um Ellen many years 3583 02:00:29,150 --> 02:00:30,864 Speaker 3: ago from one of the kids. 3584 02:00:31,521 --> 02:00:35,723 Speaker 3: However, his mother-in-law locks him in the 3585 02:00:35,783 --> 02:00:39,705 Speaker 3: attic and they will go out for lunch. 3586 02:00:41,202 --> 02:00:42,889 Speaker 3: In fact, his father-in-law says well, I 3587 02:00:42,909 --> 02:00:44,917 Speaker 3: don't care about Clark, I gotta go out to 3588 02:00:44,937 --> 02:00:47,244 Speaker 3: lunch to take some Uh, to have something to 3589 02:00:47,304 --> 02:00:49,230 Speaker 3: eat, because I can't take my pain relief 3590 02:00:49,250 --> 02:00:49,932 Speaker 3: without eating. 3591 02:00:50,620 --> 02:00:52,105 Speaker 3: So they all go off and they leave him 3592 02:00:52,346 --> 02:00:55,261 Speaker 3: stranded in his pajamas in the attic, which 3593 02:00:55,301 --> 02:00:57,328 Speaker 3: obviously it's very snowy and it's very 3594 02:00:57,388 --> 02:00:57,810 Speaker 3: cold. 3595 02:00:59,221 --> 02:00:59,402 Speaker 3: Can we? 3596 02:00:59,422 --> 02:01:01,249 Speaker 3: get a little bit more slapstick here. 3597 02:01:01,620 --> 02:01:02,022 Speaker 1: Why. 3598 02:01:02,705 --> 02:01:04,532 Speaker 1: I guess he's trying to be this traditionist 3599 02:01:04,572 --> 02:01:06,360 Speaker 1: and that kind of explains it, but it's like 3600 02:01:07,342 --> 02:01:09,447 Speaker 1: who's gonna be looking for presents you 3601 02:01:09,487 --> 02:01:10,048 Speaker 1: mentalist? 3602 02:01:10,068 --> 02:01:11,391 Speaker 1: Why don't you just go put them under the 3603 02:01:11,431 --> 02:01:11,772 Speaker 1: tree? 3604 02:01:13,656 --> 02:01:15,262 Speaker 3: He just wants to keep it a nice surprise. 3605 02:01:15,515 --> 02:01:16,721 Speaker 1: That is trying to do. 3606 02:01:17,256 --> 02:01:18,919 Speaker 1: I think showing that old present though 3607 02:01:18,959 --> 02:01:20,583 Speaker 1: he'd forgotten which is up there, is 3608 02:01:20,803 --> 02:01:22,367 Speaker 1: obviously showing that it's a tradition 3609 02:01:22,387 --> 02:01:24,558 Speaker 1: that he does on it and he just wants to 3610 02:01:24,578 --> 02:01:24,999 Speaker 1: keep that. 3611 02:01:25,059 --> 02:01:27,244 Speaker 1: But it's just like there's no surprise. 3612 02:01:27,284 --> 02:01:28,808 Speaker 1: Just put them in the fucking under the tree. 3613 02:01:29,516 --> 02:01:32,422 Speaker 3: Well, my theory is this is that every time 3614 02:01:32,502 --> 02:01:35,588 Speaker 3: he questions whether he's doing the right 3615 02:01:35,628 --> 02:01:38,581 Speaker 3: thing, taking all these people in and 3616 02:01:38,621 --> 02:01:40,746 Speaker 3: trying to have this big family Christmas 3617 02:01:41,126 --> 02:01:44,383 Speaker 3: excuse me he gets a life lesson given to 3618 02:01:44,423 --> 02:01:45,286 Speaker 3: him from the universe. 3619 02:01:45,555 --> 02:01:48,304 Speaker 3: Now the life lesson here is he's locked in 3620 02:01:48,324 --> 02:01:51,414 Speaker 3: the attic, he goes through loads of old 3621 02:01:51,434 --> 02:01:53,117 Speaker 3: boxes and obviously he wraps himself up in 3622 02:01:53,177 --> 02:01:54,800 Speaker 3: old city clothes to keep warm. 3623 02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:57,425 Speaker 3: But he also finds all the old film footage 3624 02:01:57,906 --> 02:01:59,569 Speaker 3: Christmas 1955. 3625 02:01:59,975 --> 02:02:02,241 Speaker 3: He starts crying when he reminds himself of 3626 02:02:02,281 --> 02:02:04,165 Speaker 3: the fun Christmas this is had with his mum 3627 02:02:04,185 --> 02:02:06,357 Speaker 3: and his dad and his aunties and the kids 3628 02:02:06,397 --> 02:02:07,119 Speaker 3: when they were younger. 3629 02:02:07,580 --> 02:02:09,265 Speaker 3: And this is the universe saying look, just 3630 02:02:09,305 --> 02:02:11,979 Speaker 3: stop and take a moment and remember how 3631 02:02:12,059 --> 02:02:13,643 Speaker 3: great Christmas can be with the family. 3632 02:02:13,683 --> 02:02:14,846 Speaker 3: You know, I know this seems quite 3633 02:02:14,886 --> 02:02:17,419 Speaker 3: pressurised, but look, and so he starts 3634 02:02:17,499 --> 02:02:19,042 Speaker 3: crying because he remembers, because he's 3635 02:02:19,083 --> 02:02:20,787 Speaker 3: such a good guy and such a family man. 3636 02:02:21,595 --> 02:02:24,741 Speaker 3: And I think that's what my theory is is 3637 02:02:24,761 --> 02:02:27,806 Speaker 3: that you know he's reminded here at this 3638 02:02:27,846 --> 02:02:28,087 Speaker 3: point. 3639 02:02:28,627 --> 02:02:29,769 Speaker 3: So he's got a new lease of life. 3640 02:02:30,436 --> 02:02:32,460 Speaker 1: I think it's a reason to show that. 3641 02:02:33,222 --> 02:02:35,307 Speaker 1: So it's a good set up for that, I suppose. 3642 02:02:35,995 --> 02:02:38,141 Speaker 1: But it's just like, why are you putting a 3643 02:02:38,189 --> 02:02:39,042 Speaker 1: hide them in a loft? 3644 02:02:39,090 --> 02:02:41,029 Speaker 1: But anyway anyway, it does help with some 3645 02:02:41,077 --> 02:02:42,727 Speaker 1: slapstick, with him falling down the loft, 3646 02:02:43,188 --> 02:02:43,709 Speaker 1: but they come back. 3647 02:02:43,996 --> 02:02:45,822 Speaker 3: Well, the comedy timing is he sat there 3648 02:02:45,862 --> 02:02:47,950 Speaker 3: crying watching this and then all of a 3649 02:02:47,990 --> 02:02:50,016 Speaker 3: sudden his wife opens the attic and he sat 3650 02:02:50,117 --> 02:02:51,780 Speaker 3: on the loft hatch and falls out. 3651 02:02:52,482 --> 02:02:54,166 Speaker 3: So it's great comic timing. 3652 02:02:55,135 --> 02:02:57,021 Speaker 1: It's quite a cheesy montage when he's 3653 02:02:57,081 --> 02:02:58,785 Speaker 1: looking at the footage and stuff. 3654 02:02:59,267 --> 02:03:00,891 Speaker 1: That's just me now, but you know. 3655 02:03:01,413 --> 02:03:02,195 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I love it. 3656 02:03:02,677 --> 02:03:04,163 Speaker 3: I know you say that's the difference 3657 02:03:04,183 --> 02:03:04,805 Speaker 3: between you and me. 3658 02:03:04,845 --> 02:03:06,572 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's pretty fucking cheesy 3659 02:03:07,034 --> 02:03:09,039 Speaker 1: but yeah, but yeah, I've written here. 3660 02:03:09,079 --> 02:03:12,729 Speaker 3: it inspires him to try and be better and 3661 02:03:12,769 --> 02:03:15,196 Speaker 3: try and be even nicer to his family, even 3662 02:03:15,236 --> 02:03:17,543 Speaker 3: though he's already fucking nice enough, if 3663 02:03:17,563 --> 02:03:18,045 Speaker 3: you ask me. 3664 02:03:18,816 --> 02:03:22,382 Speaker 1: He tries his lights again that evening and 3665 02:03:22,402 --> 02:03:24,907 Speaker 1: they come on, but then they go off and then 3666 02:03:24,927 --> 02:03:25,288 Speaker 1: they come on. 3667 02:03:26,756 --> 02:03:28,982 Speaker 3: And he's getting more and more frustrated 3668 02:03:29,062 --> 02:03:30,667 Speaker 3: here because he can't figure out why they, 3669 02:03:30,887 --> 02:03:32,411 Speaker 3: and the reason being is that one of his 3670 02:03:32,471 --> 02:03:34,197 Speaker 3: in-laws keeps going in the attic and 3671 02:03:34,217 --> 02:03:35,816 Speaker 3: whenever she turns the light on it that 3672 02:03:35,876 --> 02:03:39,425 Speaker 3: ridiculous adapters all plugged up like a 3673 02:03:39,485 --> 02:03:39,826 Speaker 3: pyramid. 3674 02:03:40,376 --> 02:03:42,583 Speaker 3: It's about a hundred adapters plugged into 3675 02:03:42,643 --> 02:03:43,706 Speaker 3: one extension. 3676 02:03:43,936 --> 02:03:45,722 Speaker 1: It's like that one spark and you're gone. 3677 02:03:46,757 --> 02:03:48,922 Speaker 3: And we get a fun moment now where, when it 3678 02:03:48,962 --> 02:03:50,646 Speaker 3: does turn on, the floodlights come on and 3679 02:03:50,666 --> 02:03:52,417 Speaker 3: blind his neighbours who are in the middle 3680 02:03:52,437 --> 02:03:53,982 Speaker 3: of a back to get down to some saucy 3681 02:03:54,042 --> 02:03:54,624 Speaker 3: sexiness. 3682 02:03:56,138 --> 02:03:58,725 Speaker 3: But they then smash their bottle of wine 3683 02:03:58,765 --> 02:03:59,327 Speaker 3: all over the floor. 3684 02:03:59,395 --> 02:04:01,162 Speaker 3: Then the lights go off, so they're blinded. 3685 02:04:01,435 --> 02:04:03,021 Speaker 3: Then they come back on and he falls down 3686 02:04:03,041 --> 02:04:03,383 Speaker 3: the stairs. 3687 02:04:03,795 --> 02:04:05,580 Speaker 3: Basically they destroy their house because 3688 02:04:05,600 --> 02:04:07,605 Speaker 3: they're blinded by Chevy Chase's 3689 02:04:07,666 --> 02:04:08,167 Speaker 3: floodlights. 3690 02:04:08,215 --> 02:04:10,882 Speaker 1: Clark, clark, just being Clark somehow 3691 02:04:10,942 --> 02:04:13,007 Speaker 1: destroys their life pretty much. 3692 02:04:13,657 --> 02:04:14,862 Speaker 3: Yeah, just being Clark. 3693 02:04:15,215 --> 02:04:16,890 Speaker 1: Just being Clark and they just happen to 3694 02:04:16,931 --> 02:04:17,375 Speaker 1: not like him. 3695 02:04:18,257 --> 02:04:19,980 Speaker 1: So that's what I think the message there is 3696 02:04:20,400 --> 02:04:22,404 Speaker 1: don't dislike your neighbour because 3697 02:04:22,925 --> 02:04:24,688 Speaker 1: accidentally he will ruin your life. 3698 02:04:25,675 --> 02:04:27,840 Speaker 3: There's a very John Hughes moment here 3699 02:04:27,941 --> 02:04:30,266 Speaker 3: where he just before the lights come on 3700 02:04:30,326 --> 02:04:32,521 Speaker 3: properly because his wife saves the day, 3701 02:04:32,976 --> 02:04:35,123 Speaker 3: ellen is the one who figures out his switch, 3702 02:04:35,675 --> 02:04:38,641 Speaker 3: but just before that he kicks the shit out 3703 02:04:38,721 --> 02:04:41,867 Speaker 3: of a big model, Santa and reindeer. 3704 02:04:45,339 --> 02:04:47,283 Speaker 1: He punched reindeer and broke his small 3705 02:04:47,303 --> 02:04:49,226 Speaker 1: finger but they kept filming. 3706 02:04:51,516 --> 02:04:53,383 Speaker 3: But this also really reminds me of 3707 02:04:53,403 --> 02:04:55,231 Speaker 3: something that Steve Martin would do in 3708 02:04:55,271 --> 02:04:56,656 Speaker 3: plane tracers and all sorts of videos where 3709 02:04:56,676 --> 02:04:57,580 Speaker 3: he loses his shit. 3710 02:04:58,236 --> 02:05:00,463 Speaker 3: It's a very John Hughes-type thing and it's 3711 02:05:00,523 --> 02:05:01,145 Speaker 3: really funny. 3712 02:05:01,676 --> 02:05:03,982 Speaker 3: But then, like we say, ellen saves the day, 3713 02:05:04,303 --> 02:05:06,276 Speaker 3: she figures it out, she turns it on, he 3714 02:05:06,336 --> 02:05:08,603 Speaker 3: starts hugging them all, one by one, each 3715 02:05:08,623 --> 02:05:11,501 Speaker 3: family member Mum, dad, can I call you dad, 3716 02:05:11,562 --> 02:05:12,926 Speaker 3: even though you're my father-in-law? 3717 02:05:13,256 --> 02:05:15,065 Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden he calls an Eddie 3718 02:05:15,186 --> 02:05:16,573 Speaker 3: and he doesn't notice it initially and he 3719 02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:17,781 Speaker 3: gives him a hug, and then he looks at him 3720 02:05:17,801 --> 02:05:20,840 Speaker 3: and goes cousin Eddie, and he's like Clark. 3721 02:05:21,936 --> 02:05:22,740 Speaker 1: Looks great Clark. 3722 02:05:23,557 --> 02:05:25,595 Speaker 3: Love it and he thinks, what the fuck? 3723 02:05:25,878 --> 02:05:27,292 Speaker 3: And then you realise cousin Eddie's there 3724 02:05:27,312 --> 02:05:27,575 Speaker 3: with his wife. 3725 02:05:27,896 --> 02:05:29,341 Speaker 1: And actually just stands there for a while 3726 02:05:29,361 --> 02:05:32,331 Speaker 1: going, eddie, eddie. 3727 02:05:32,792 --> 02:05:33,595 Speaker 3: He can't quite believe it. 3728 02:05:33,876 --> 02:05:40,164 Speaker 1: And that's his brother-in-law, and Eddie is 3729 02:05:40,345 --> 02:05:41,107 Speaker 1: living on the fringe. 3730 02:05:41,777 --> 02:05:43,005 Speaker 3: Well, he's not his brother-in-law, he's his 3731 02:05:43,065 --> 02:05:44,394 Speaker 3: cousin, isn't he or cousin-in-law or 3732 02:05:44,414 --> 02:05:44,595 Speaker 3: something? 3733 02:05:44,595 --> 02:05:46,340 Speaker 1: But yeah, no, this is it actually. 3734 02:05:46,563 --> 02:05:47,555 Speaker 1: Can you work this out for me then? 3735 02:05:47,996 --> 02:05:50,381 Speaker 3: Well, he says well, he's cousin Eddie, so 3736 02:05:50,702 --> 02:05:51,864 Speaker 3: I'm guessing he's just his cousin. 3737 02:05:54,277 --> 02:05:55,201 Speaker 3: I don't really know. 3738 02:05:55,835 --> 02:05:57,219 Speaker 1: Because art is. 3739 02:05:58,624 --> 02:06:00,861 Speaker 3: It's father-in-law yeah it's father-in-law. 3740 02:06:02,277 --> 02:06:06,144 Speaker 1: So Beverly, the angel's wife, Ellen's mum 3741 02:06:07,186 --> 02:06:11,867 Speaker 1: is, so that's Ellen's brother. 3742 02:06:12,229 --> 02:06:13,375 Speaker 3: But why is he called cousin Eddie? 3743 02:06:13,515 --> 02:06:14,861 Speaker 3: Maybe he should be uncle Eddie, I don't 3744 02:06:14,881 --> 02:06:15,042 Speaker 3: know. 3745 02:06:16,078 --> 02:06:17,082 Speaker 1: I've never really got that. 3746 02:06:17,415 --> 02:06:18,660 Speaker 1: I know it's kind of confusing why he's 3747 02:06:18,680 --> 02:06:19,062 Speaker 1: cousin Eddie. 3748 02:06:19,997 --> 02:06:21,522 Speaker 3: He's got a great big Rottweiler as well, 3749 02:06:21,562 --> 02:06:22,204 Speaker 3: called Snots. 3750 02:06:22,977 --> 02:06:24,562 Speaker 3: We call him Snats because he's got a 3751 02:06:25,365 --> 02:06:26,308 Speaker 3: problem with the sinuses. 3752 02:06:26,736 --> 02:06:27,560 Speaker 3: That's all he does. 3753 02:06:29,099 --> 02:06:30,626 Speaker 3: And then he says roll over. 3754 02:06:30,666 --> 02:06:32,274 Speaker 3: And you let your uncle Clark stroke your 3755 02:06:32,294 --> 02:06:32,395 Speaker 3: belly. 3756 02:06:32,776 --> 02:06:35,904 Speaker 3: And he says word of warning, if he starts 3757 02:06:35,964 --> 02:06:38,811 Speaker 3: going at your leg, just let him finish. 3758 02:06:38,831 --> 02:06:40,395 Speaker 3: All right, just let him finish. 3759 02:06:41,097 --> 02:06:43,124 Speaker 1: The common tree for this movie is Randy 3760 02:06:43,144 --> 02:06:43,345 Speaker 1: Quaid. 3761 02:06:43,555 --> 02:06:45,100 Speaker 1: I wanted to watch it beforehand, but the 3762 02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:46,644 Speaker 1: common tree is Randy Quaid. 3763 02:06:47,837 --> 02:06:48,841 Speaker 1: Why have they got so many people? 3764 02:06:49,816 --> 02:06:56,846 Speaker 1: Randy Quaid, beverly D'Angelo, rusty and 3765 02:06:56,927 --> 02:06:58,950 Speaker 1: then Randy Quaid's wife. 3766 02:07:00,078 --> 02:07:01,556 Speaker 3: Yeah, but they do everything together Then 3767 02:07:01,576 --> 02:07:03,167 Speaker 3: director and then the producer. 3768 02:07:03,429 --> 02:07:05,820 Speaker 1: So many people who does what all together? 3769 02:07:05,840 --> 02:07:06,181 Speaker 1: What do you mean? 3770 02:07:07,617 --> 02:07:08,647 Speaker 3: Heyman is wife in real life. 3771 02:07:08,708 --> 02:07:09,395 Speaker 3: They do everything together. 3772 02:07:09,555 --> 02:07:10,618 Speaker 3: They're attached to the hip. 3773 02:07:11,421 --> 02:07:13,326 Speaker 1: Oh what Randy Quaid's wife. 3774 02:07:14,001 --> 02:07:15,395 Speaker 3: Oh no, no, that's why she would have been 3775 02:07:15,937 --> 02:07:18,046 Speaker 3: oh sorry, not his real life wife, the woman 3776 02:07:18,066 --> 02:07:19,170 Speaker 3: that plays his wife in this. 3777 02:07:19,953 --> 02:07:20,395 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 3778 02:07:20,797 --> 02:07:22,242 Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, I mis-invited you. 3779 02:07:22,636 --> 02:07:24,743 Speaker 1: It just seems a lot of people work. 3780 02:07:25,696 --> 02:07:27,564 Speaker 3: And to paint the picture as well Randy, a 3781 02:07:27,584 --> 02:07:29,692 Speaker 3: cousin of Eddie, his wife and two children 3782 02:07:29,752 --> 02:07:30,395 Speaker 3: and giant Rottweiler. 3783 02:07:31,017 --> 02:07:33,425 Speaker 3: They are living in an RV, a recreational 3784 02:07:33,445 --> 02:07:36,014 Speaker 3: vehicle that is huge and is parked on 3785 02:07:36,034 --> 02:07:36,395 Speaker 3: Clark's driveway. 3786 02:07:36,917 --> 02:07:37,801 Speaker 3: It's a real eyesore. 3787 02:07:38,475 --> 02:07:41,246 Speaker 3: And he says, clark, if it's all the same 3788 02:07:41,287 --> 02:07:42,953 Speaker 3: for you, me and my wife would like to stay 3789 02:07:43,094 --> 02:07:45,020 Speaker 3: in the RV because you know it's been a long 3790 02:07:45,080 --> 02:07:46,765 Speaker 3: drive and we've got some catching up to do 3791 02:07:46,805 --> 02:07:48,986 Speaker 3: in the bedroom, but if you could just have 3792 02:07:49,006 --> 02:07:50,395 Speaker 3: the two kids in with you. 3793 02:07:50,716 --> 02:07:52,420 Speaker 3: And then he says to his wife don't forget 3794 02:07:52,440 --> 02:07:55,776 Speaker 3: the rubber sheets and the gerbils, do you 3795 02:07:55,796 --> 02:07:56,037 Speaker 3: think? 3796 02:07:56,398 --> 02:07:57,040 Speaker 3: Oh boy. 3797 02:07:59,157 --> 02:07:59,879 Speaker 1: I never hear. 3798 02:07:59,899 --> 02:08:00,922 Speaker 1: I mean never knew. 3799 02:08:00,942 --> 02:08:02,126 Speaker 1: He said gerbils bit. 3800 02:08:02,716 --> 02:08:05,022 Speaker 3: Yeah, the rubber sheets and the gerbils. 3801 02:08:06,576 --> 02:08:10,519 Speaker 1: I'm sure he's kidding, but it's a dark 3802 02:08:10,540 --> 02:08:11,222 Speaker 1: sense of humour. 3803 02:08:12,057 --> 02:08:13,402 Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that to Sarah. 3804 02:08:14,956 --> 02:08:16,800 Speaker 3: Well, one of my favourite scenes is next, 3805 02:08:16,840 --> 02:08:19,585 Speaker 3: where cousin Eddie and Clark are drinking 3806 02:08:19,666 --> 02:08:22,959 Speaker 3: eggnog together and he's sort of they're 3807 02:08:22,979 --> 02:08:23,641 Speaker 3: chatting away. 3808 02:08:23,762 --> 02:08:24,945 Speaker 3: Clark seems very annoyed. 3809 02:08:25,395 --> 02:08:27,325 Speaker 1: Can we just take a moment to appreciate 3810 02:08:27,385 --> 02:08:28,993 Speaker 1: cousin Eddie's a sweater? 3811 02:08:29,093 --> 02:08:29,335 Speaker 3: combo. 3812 02:08:29,516 --> 02:08:31,385 Speaker 3: Oh man, he's got like this roll neck. 3813 02:08:31,736 --> 02:08:34,183 Speaker 1: He's got a turtle neck, a black turtle 3814 02:08:34,203 --> 02:08:35,346 Speaker 1: around his neck, so it goes on. 3815 02:08:35,415 --> 02:08:36,899 Speaker 1: But it's not a turtle neck, which is a long 3816 02:08:36,939 --> 02:08:39,325 Speaker 1: sleeve top underneath a short sleeve top or 3817 02:08:39,345 --> 02:08:42,201 Speaker 1: whatever, or sweater, it's just a rectangle 3818 02:08:42,241 --> 02:08:43,204 Speaker 1: going down the stops. 3819 02:08:43,996 --> 02:08:48,446 Speaker 1: It's almost like a church thing, collar 3820 02:08:48,867 --> 02:08:51,782 Speaker 1: piece and he's got this white top on top, 3821 02:08:51,802 --> 02:08:53,226 Speaker 1: which is all creamy coloured tops. 3822 02:08:53,836 --> 02:08:55,121 Speaker 1: And he's sort of walking around 3823 02:08:55,201 --> 02:08:57,127 Speaker 1: accidentally breaking things in Clark's 3824 02:08:57,188 --> 02:08:59,395 Speaker 1: house, you know drink as much as he can, 3825 02:08:59,876 --> 02:09:01,260 Speaker 1: and he's never been to the house before, so 3826 02:09:01,280 --> 02:09:03,025 Speaker 1: he's very excited to be there. 3827 02:09:03,596 --> 02:09:04,885 Speaker 3: And he says oh, I'm really excited that 3828 02:09:04,905 --> 02:09:06,053 Speaker 3: we're going to be staying here for a whole 3829 02:09:06,093 --> 02:09:06,395 Speaker 3: month as well. 3830 02:09:07,157 --> 02:09:08,962 Speaker 1: He spits his eggnog out to show he chased 3831 02:09:09,063 --> 02:09:10,366 Speaker 1: us because he's not happy about that. 3832 02:09:10,556 --> 02:09:11,579 Speaker 3: And he says well, let me know if there's 3833 02:09:11,599 --> 02:09:13,475 Speaker 3: anything else I can do for you, eddie, you 3834 02:09:13,495 --> 02:09:14,880 Speaker 3: know, maybe drive you out into the middle 3835 02:09:14,900 --> 02:09:17,497 Speaker 3: of nowhere and leave you for dead One of my 3836 02:09:17,537 --> 02:09:18,099 Speaker 3: favourite lines. 3837 02:09:18,139 --> 02:09:19,602 Speaker 3: He just kind of half says it under his 3838 02:09:19,662 --> 02:09:21,446 Speaker 3: breath because Eddie's so dumb he doesn't 3839 02:09:21,486 --> 02:09:22,268 Speaker 3: really catch it. 3840 02:09:22,897 --> 02:09:25,028 Speaker 3: No, no, it's okay, clark, you're doing 3841 02:09:25,088 --> 02:09:25,772 Speaker 3: enough as it is. 3842 02:09:25,852 --> 02:09:26,355 Speaker 3: Thank you, buddy. 3843 02:09:26,897 --> 02:09:29,668 Speaker 1: Someone I know I do this to because, for 3844 02:09:29,748 --> 02:09:31,234 Speaker 1: whatever reason, they have a selective 3845 02:09:31,254 --> 02:09:33,621 Speaker 1: hearing, like literally, say something, you 3846 02:09:33,641 --> 02:09:34,845 Speaker 1: go to respond. 3847 02:09:35,455 --> 02:09:36,438 Speaker 3: I think I know who this is. 3848 02:09:36,539 --> 02:09:38,596 Speaker 1: And they just carry on talking and you're 3849 02:09:38,616 --> 02:09:39,740 Speaker 1: like what? 3850 02:09:40,162 --> 02:09:42,475 Speaker 1: So I will then carry on saying stuff and 3851 02:09:42,495 --> 02:09:43,960 Speaker 1: I'll say you fucking don't even listen to 3852 02:09:43,980 --> 02:09:44,823 Speaker 1: me, you fucking idiot. 3853 02:09:45,415 --> 02:09:46,538 Speaker 1: I'll just carry on going and they won't 3854 02:09:46,578 --> 02:09:47,280 Speaker 1: take any of it in. 3855 02:09:47,460 --> 02:09:47,981 Speaker 1: It's incredible. 3856 02:09:51,057 --> 02:09:52,321 Speaker 3: Well, it's legend time Gav. 3857 02:09:53,083 --> 02:09:55,418 Speaker 1: It is legend time, one of my favourite 3858 02:09:55,458 --> 02:09:57,123 Speaker 1: highlights as a child in this movie. 3859 02:09:58,395 --> 02:10:00,219 Speaker 3: So Clark works for a company that makes 3860 02:10:01,082 --> 02:10:04,218 Speaker 3: food products and one of the products 3861 02:10:04,238 --> 02:10:06,927 Speaker 3: they've made is this really good grease or 3862 02:10:07,188 --> 02:10:10,739 Speaker 3: oil for your pan for cooking, and he 3863 02:10:11,220 --> 02:10:14,469 Speaker 3: basically smothers this sort of dustbin lid, 3864 02:10:15,252 --> 02:10:16,977 Speaker 3: metal dustbin lid in it Because he says 3865 02:10:16,997 --> 02:10:19,616 Speaker 3: this will make it go 100 times faster, and 3866 02:10:19,657 --> 02:10:20,623 Speaker 3: his kids are all excited. 3867 02:10:20,663 --> 02:10:21,871 Speaker 3: Everyone's like, wow, you're going to go 3868 02:10:21,912 --> 02:10:22,395 Speaker 3: really fast, eddie. 3869 02:10:22,736 --> 02:10:24,823 Speaker 3: And he's sorry Clark, and he says, yeah, 3870 02:10:24,843 --> 02:10:26,499 Speaker 3: yeah, you watched me, I'll go first to make 3871 02:10:26,519 --> 02:10:27,082 Speaker 3: sure it's okay. 3872 02:10:27,395 --> 02:10:29,300 Speaker 1: Well, well, well, randy doesn't want to 3873 02:10:29,321 --> 02:10:31,186 Speaker 1: because he's got a metal plate in his head, 3874 02:10:31,395 --> 02:10:34,263 Speaker 1: but the metal plate had a problem not long 3875 02:10:34,303 --> 02:10:36,518 Speaker 1: ago as an accident and that changed metal 3876 02:10:36,538 --> 02:10:38,223 Speaker 1: plate in this other stuff, which is a 3877 02:10:38,263 --> 02:10:40,137 Speaker 1: little bit softer, and if you really push 3878 02:10:40,177 --> 02:10:41,742 Speaker 1: in there, push it, it can feel my brain. 3879 02:10:42,303 --> 02:10:42,825 Speaker 3: Have a little push. 3880 02:10:43,395 --> 02:10:46,682 Speaker 3: Well, he says it's because basically 3881 02:10:46,702 --> 02:10:49,128 Speaker 3: whenever my wife would use the microwave 3882 02:10:49,716 --> 02:10:52,824 Speaker 3: I'd pass out and piss myself, so we had to 3883 02:10:52,884 --> 02:10:53,946 Speaker 3: replace the metal plates. 3884 02:10:54,435 --> 02:10:56,388 Speaker 3: It wasn't very good really, and it's like 3885 02:10:56,408 --> 02:10:56,892 Speaker 3: wow, okay. 3886 02:10:57,716 --> 02:10:59,240 Speaker 3: And also earlier, his daughter. 3887 02:10:59,280 --> 02:11:00,604 Speaker 3: He says this is my daughter. 3888 02:11:00,624 --> 02:11:01,206 Speaker 3: You remember her? 3889 02:11:01,756 --> 02:11:02,438 Speaker 3: Look at her eyes. 3890 02:11:03,401 --> 02:11:04,644 Speaker 3: Her eyes aren't crossed anymore. 3891 02:11:05,516 --> 02:11:07,066 Speaker 3: So funny she fell down a well. 3892 02:11:07,549 --> 02:11:08,395 Speaker 3: Her eyes got crossed. 3893 02:11:08,596 --> 02:11:10,026 Speaker 3: She got kicked in the head by a mule. 3894 02:11:10,630 --> 02:11:11,395 Speaker 3: It uncrossed her eyes. 3895 02:11:11,981 --> 02:11:13,395 Speaker 3: So this family are just a bunch of kids. 3896 02:11:13,496 --> 02:11:15,244 Speaker 1: It kind of gives you an impression. 3897 02:11:15,284 --> 02:11:17,375 Speaker 1: I remember years ago as a younger person 3898 02:11:17,676 --> 02:11:21,348 Speaker 1: just like imagining these dudes living out 3899 02:11:21,448 --> 02:11:26,662 Speaker 1: in nowhere and just doing like running 3900 02:11:26,682 --> 02:11:29,048 Speaker 1: around playing with snakes for the fun to 3901 02:11:29,088 --> 02:11:29,248 Speaker 1: do. 3902 02:11:29,656 --> 02:11:31,736 Speaker 3: Getting kicked in the head by a donkey Just 3903 02:11:31,957 --> 02:11:35,146 Speaker 3: you know, and just random stuff, yeah. 3904 02:11:35,996 --> 02:11:37,801 Speaker 3: Well, he climbs onto this greased up, 3905 02:11:37,921 --> 02:11:40,898 Speaker 3: dust-binded sledge and he says right, I 3906 02:11:40,918 --> 02:11:43,852 Speaker 3: think he says like surfs up, dude, catch 3907 02:11:43,892 --> 02:11:44,395 Speaker 3: you on the flipside. 3908 02:11:44,637 --> 02:11:46,288 Speaker 3: He tries to be all cool and say this like 3909 02:11:46,328 --> 02:11:47,375 Speaker 3: surf, dude talk. 3910 02:11:48,337 --> 02:11:50,380 Speaker 3: And then we get this ridiculous sort of 3911 02:11:51,322 --> 02:11:53,826 Speaker 3: special effect of him just a lightning 3912 02:11:54,046 --> 02:11:58,399 Speaker 3: flying down at light speed and there's like 3913 02:11:58,540 --> 02:12:02,088 Speaker 3: fire behind him, like back to the future 3914 02:12:02,108 --> 02:12:05,611 Speaker 3: car, and he ends up sort of crashing into a 3915 02:12:05,671 --> 02:12:06,395 Speaker 3: bin outside the Walmart. 3916 02:12:08,885 --> 02:12:10,592 Speaker 3: And yeah, it's just another chance just to 3917 02:12:10,632 --> 02:12:11,395 Speaker 3: show a silly scene. 3918 02:12:11,636 --> 02:12:13,080 Speaker 3: Like I said, it's a series of sketches. 3919 02:12:13,682 --> 02:12:14,905 Speaker 3: Not a lot comes from it really. 3920 02:12:15,616 --> 02:12:16,258 Speaker 1: It is what it is. 3921 02:12:16,399 --> 02:12:17,021 Speaker 1: It's kind of fun. 3922 02:12:17,736 --> 02:12:18,518 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is fun. 3923 02:12:18,558 --> 02:12:19,561 Speaker 3: Like you said, there's a scene that 3924 02:12:19,601 --> 02:12:20,584 Speaker 3: everybody likes in this. 3925 02:12:20,664 --> 02:12:21,696 Speaker 3: Really, there's always. 3926 02:12:21,716 --> 02:12:22,880 Speaker 3: You know, everyone's got their favorite 3927 02:12:22,900 --> 02:12:29,103 Speaker 3: scene Cut to nighttime and he's dreaming 3928 02:12:29,123 --> 02:12:29,985 Speaker 3: about his bonus. 3929 02:12:31,017 --> 02:12:31,960 Speaker 3: He's stood in the kitchen on his own the 3930 02:12:31,980 --> 02:12:33,940 Speaker 3: rest of the family, obviously and he's 3931 02:12:33,961 --> 02:12:35,233 Speaker 3: looking out the window, looking at the 3932 02:12:35,254 --> 02:12:36,499 Speaker 3: garden, imagining what it'll be like when 3933 02:12:36,519 --> 02:12:38,937 Speaker 3: that pool's there, and he's imagining all 3934 02:12:38,977 --> 02:12:40,863 Speaker 3: of his family and their swimming outfits. 3935 02:12:41,676 --> 02:12:42,839 Speaker 3: They're all really happy with him. 3936 02:12:42,879 --> 02:12:44,584 Speaker 3: He's the hero because he's bought a 3937 02:12:44,624 --> 02:12:45,226 Speaker 3: swimming pool. 3938 02:12:46,157 --> 02:12:48,382 Speaker 3: And then his fantasy goes a little 3939 02:12:48,403 --> 02:12:49,265 Speaker 3: different, doesn't it Gav? 3940 02:12:50,658 --> 02:12:52,052 Speaker 1: Well, he's watching all his family. 3941 02:12:52,716 --> 02:12:54,021 Speaker 1: Then he says cousin Eddie, he's standing 3942 02:12:54,042 --> 02:12:56,853 Speaker 1: over his beer and vest tucked into his but 3943 02:12:56,873 --> 02:12:57,375 Speaker 1: she's mug-less. 3944 02:12:57,977 --> 02:13:00,624 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's swimming trunks and just waving 3945 02:13:00,664 --> 02:13:02,658 Speaker 3: to him, and then it just changes to the 3946 02:13:02,718 --> 02:13:06,067 Speaker 3: lady in the laundry or the department store 3947 02:13:06,656 --> 02:13:11,219 Speaker 3: and she starts stripping off for him and 3948 02:13:11,239 --> 02:13:13,364 Speaker 3: he's watching up against the kitchen window, 3949 02:13:13,424 --> 02:13:15,455 Speaker 3: really pushed up against the window, and 3950 02:13:15,475 --> 02:13:17,381 Speaker 3: then all of a sudden his little knee spooks 3951 02:13:17,481 --> 02:13:19,065 Speaker 3: in and interrupts him. 3952 02:13:19,395 --> 02:13:20,599 Speaker 1: I think he's full of Christmas because he's 3953 02:13:20,639 --> 02:13:21,984 Speaker 1: in a red dressing gown. 3954 02:13:22,515 --> 02:13:24,542 Speaker 3: Yeah, and she starts talking to him about 3955 02:13:24,602 --> 02:13:26,959 Speaker 3: Santa and this is where it's revealed that 3956 02:13:27,039 --> 02:13:28,643 Speaker 3: actually cousin Eddie and his family are in 3957 02:13:28,683 --> 02:13:30,347 Speaker 3: a really bad time. 3958 02:13:30,535 --> 02:13:31,218 Speaker 1: And that's why they're there. 3959 02:13:32,395 --> 02:13:33,157 Speaker 3: They've got no money. 3960 02:13:33,919 --> 02:13:35,182 Speaker 3: I don't even think we've got money for 3961 02:13:35,222 --> 02:13:35,743 Speaker 3: presents. 3962 02:13:37,596 --> 02:13:39,264 Speaker 3: I was told that there's no Father Christmas, 3963 02:13:39,284 --> 02:13:40,209 Speaker 3: there's no Santa Claus. 3964 02:13:40,310 --> 02:13:41,395 Speaker 3: But is that true? 3965 02:13:41,657 --> 02:13:43,348 Speaker 3: Uncle Clarkney says, look, if you believe 3966 02:13:43,368 --> 02:13:45,405 Speaker 3: in something and it will happen, I promise 3967 02:13:45,425 --> 02:13:46,395 Speaker 3: you, you guys are going to have a great. 3968 02:13:47,016 --> 02:13:50,644 Speaker 3: So again, life's got him down a bit, but it 3969 02:13:50,664 --> 02:13:52,798 Speaker 3: gets reminded by this little girl that 3970 02:13:52,838 --> 02:13:54,670 Speaker 3: there is a magic to Christmas and he can 3971 02:13:54,731 --> 02:13:55,395 Speaker 3: make her a Christmas. 3972 02:13:55,977 --> 02:13:58,163 Speaker 3: If he helps him, his cousin Eddie and his 3973 02:13:58,223 --> 02:14:00,138 Speaker 3: wife and kids out, it's going to make him 3974 02:14:00,218 --> 02:14:01,323 Speaker 3: feel better about things. 3975 02:14:01,916 --> 02:14:03,360 Speaker 3: So he thinks, right, ok, I'm going to help 3976 02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:06,027 Speaker 3: these guys out, because he's too, you know, 3977 02:14:06,878 --> 02:14:09,053 Speaker 3: he's too manly to sort of tell me he needs 3978 02:14:09,073 --> 02:14:11,281 Speaker 3: help perhaps, so I'm going to just tell him 3979 02:14:11,321 --> 02:14:12,024 Speaker 3: I'm going to help him. 3980 02:14:12,576 --> 02:14:13,319 Speaker 1: Shit to his fool. 3981 02:14:15,636 --> 02:14:17,641 Speaker 3: Well, is that the next bit? 3982 02:14:17,842 --> 02:14:19,386 Speaker 3: Yeah, next morning it is the next bit. 3983 02:14:19,616 --> 02:14:20,618 Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to say the bit where the 3984 02:14:20,639 --> 02:14:24,782 Speaker 3: little girl says about He'll be shitting 3985 02:14:24,822 --> 02:14:26,892 Speaker 3: rocks and shitting bricks and he says, oh, 3986 02:14:26,913 --> 02:14:27,395 Speaker 3: you shouldn't say that. 3987 02:14:27,676 --> 02:14:29,798 Speaker 3: She says, sorry, uncle Clark, he'll be 3988 02:14:29,838 --> 02:14:30,643 Speaker 3: shitting rocks. 3989 02:14:31,509 --> 02:14:32,375 Speaker 3: She just changes it slowly. 3990 02:14:33,077 --> 02:14:34,683 Speaker 3: But yes, the next morning, the yuppies. 3991 02:14:36,137 --> 02:14:38,001 Speaker 3: The yuppie, one of the yuppies is leaving 3992 02:14:38,062 --> 02:14:40,528 Speaker 3: for a jog and he smells something in the 3993 02:14:40,668 --> 02:14:40,768 Speaker 3: air. 3994 02:14:42,292 --> 02:14:42,854 Speaker 3: Classic scene. 3995 02:14:42,874 --> 02:14:43,395 Speaker 3: Everyone knows this. 3996 02:14:43,717 --> 02:14:45,224 Speaker 3: It's the most quieted line from this whole 3997 02:14:45,264 --> 02:14:45,506 Speaker 3: film. 3998 02:14:46,249 --> 02:14:46,832 Speaker 3: What's he doing? 3999 02:14:46,892 --> 02:14:47,395 Speaker 3: I've described it. 4000 02:14:47,877 --> 02:14:50,345 Speaker 1: Cousin Eddie's there in his underwear. 4001 02:14:52,742 --> 02:14:55,831 Speaker 1: With a beer, a hat and a cigar and a big 4002 02:14:56,051 --> 02:14:59,063 Speaker 1: old pipe in his slippers, big old pipe 4003 02:14:59,184 --> 02:15:01,254 Speaker 1: emptying his waste, his chemical waste 4004 02:15:01,274 --> 02:15:03,865 Speaker 1: toilet, just going all over the place and 4005 02:15:03,885 --> 02:15:06,013 Speaker 1: he's smoking a cigar, just doing it like 4006 02:15:06,094 --> 02:15:08,566 Speaker 1: it's just kind of having everybody does it, 4007 02:15:09,470 --> 02:15:10,315 Speaker 1: and he says shit, it was full. 4008 02:15:10,836 --> 02:15:13,063 Speaker 1: Just looks into the neighbors hey, hey, hey, 4009 02:15:13,203 --> 02:15:14,106 Speaker 1: shit, it was full. 4010 02:15:14,555 --> 02:15:17,743 Speaker 3: And he's burping away, scratching his ass, 4011 02:15:18,144 --> 02:15:18,565 Speaker 3: cigar. 4012 02:15:19,395 --> 02:15:20,820 Speaker 3: Somebody says to him you know that stuff's 4013 02:15:20,860 --> 02:15:22,164 Speaker 3: flammable, he shouldn't really do that. 4014 02:15:22,716 --> 02:15:24,941 Speaker 3: Well, that will come back later on, as we 4015 02:15:25,001 --> 02:15:26,305 Speaker 3: expect in a John Hughes film. 4016 02:15:27,817 --> 02:15:31,760 Speaker 3: And they go shopping and in the shop Cart 4017 02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:34,707 Speaker 3: basically says look, what's been going on 4018 02:15:34,727 --> 02:15:35,108 Speaker 3: with you, eddie. 4019 02:15:35,415 --> 02:15:37,823 Speaker 3: And this is where Eddie says all right, 4020 02:15:37,943 --> 02:15:39,007 Speaker 3: I'll tell you the truth. 4021 02:15:39,228 --> 02:15:40,452 Speaker 3: It's been a really rough year. 4022 02:15:40,512 --> 02:15:41,355 Speaker 3: We live in the van. 4023 02:15:41,756 --> 02:15:42,920 Speaker 3: We don't have a house anymore. 4024 02:15:45,298 --> 02:15:46,763 Speaker 3: I haven't even got any money to buy my kids 4025 02:15:46,823 --> 02:15:47,285 Speaker 3: presents. 4026 02:15:48,258 --> 02:15:49,262 Speaker 3: I don't really know what to do. 4027 02:15:50,218 --> 02:15:52,106 Speaker 3: I've kind of come to you really for help, 4028 02:15:52,166 --> 02:15:54,335 Speaker 3: but I haven't really been able to ask for 4029 02:15:54,355 --> 02:15:54,395 Speaker 3: it. 4030 02:15:54,696 --> 02:15:56,742 Speaker 1: But we do know that for seven years he 4031 02:15:56,782 --> 02:15:58,687 Speaker 1: hasn't had a job because he's been waiting 4032 02:15:58,747 --> 02:16:00,292 Speaker 1: for a managerial position. 4033 02:16:00,312 --> 02:16:01,375 Speaker 3: He's been waiting for a management position. 4034 02:16:01,857 --> 02:16:03,502 Speaker 1: It's just taking any hand. 4035 02:16:04,596 --> 02:16:06,883 Speaker 1: So basically, fuck him, get a job. 4036 02:16:08,579 --> 02:16:10,084 Speaker 3: Also, he's got two older children. 4037 02:16:10,395 --> 02:16:14,558 Speaker 3: One of them is in a rehab and I can't 4038 02:16:14,578 --> 02:16:15,742 Speaker 3: remember what the other one's doing there, 4039 02:16:15,762 --> 02:16:17,045 Speaker 3: but they're both got sad stories. 4040 02:16:17,415 --> 02:16:19,120 Speaker 3: So their family's really been through the 4041 02:16:19,160 --> 02:16:19,441 Speaker 3: ringer. 4042 02:16:19,461 --> 02:16:21,186 Speaker 3: Get a job. 4043 02:16:21,395 --> 02:16:21,677 Speaker 3: So he says. 4044 02:16:22,925 --> 02:16:25,560 Speaker 3: He says similar, okay, I'll tell you what 4045 02:16:25,580 --> 02:16:25,841 Speaker 3: I'll do. 4046 02:16:26,716 --> 02:16:29,702 Speaker 3: I'd like the opportunity to give you a 4047 02:16:29,762 --> 02:16:31,887 Speaker 3: Christmas and I want to get your kids some 4048 02:16:31,927 --> 02:16:32,328 Speaker 3: presents. 4049 02:16:33,096 --> 02:16:36,022 Speaker 3: And for a couple of seconds Eddie says oh, 4050 02:16:36,062 --> 02:16:38,207 Speaker 3: clark, I can't, I can't do that. 4051 02:16:39,917 --> 02:16:41,463 Speaker 3: And then he pulls out a giant list out of 4052 02:16:41,503 --> 02:16:42,909 Speaker 3: his pocket and says wow, well, here's a 4053 02:16:42,969 --> 02:16:45,627 Speaker 3: list of all the things that we need and I'd 4054 02:16:45,648 --> 02:16:46,395 Speaker 3: like to get this from my wife. 4055 02:16:46,736 --> 02:16:48,160 Speaker 3: And also I'd like to get you something, 4056 02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:50,206 Speaker 3: clark, if I could, something really special. 4057 02:16:51,139 --> 02:16:53,470 Speaker 3: And Clark's thinking for fuck's sake, why 4058 02:16:53,511 --> 02:16:54,395 Speaker 3: did I say I'd help him? 4059 02:16:54,696 --> 02:16:57,901 Speaker 3: But he's a good guy, gav, he's a good guy. 4060 02:16:59,058 --> 02:16:59,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. 4061 02:17:00,636 --> 02:17:02,566 Speaker 1: I understand doing it for the kids now, but 4062 02:17:02,606 --> 02:17:04,053 Speaker 1: I'd still be like, why don't you go a 4063 02:17:04,093 --> 02:17:04,395 Speaker 1: fucking job? 4064 02:17:04,917 --> 02:17:06,042 Speaker 1: That would be my conversation. 4065 02:17:07,077 --> 02:17:09,124 Speaker 3: Don't worry about managerial positions for 4066 02:17:09,164 --> 02:17:09,305 Speaker 3: me. 4067 02:17:09,415 --> 02:17:09,937 Speaker 1: Just get a fucking job. 4068 02:17:09,997 --> 02:17:11,601 Speaker 1: If you're flipping burgers, you're still 4069 02:17:11,641 --> 02:17:13,346 Speaker 1: fucking working. 4070 02:17:13,756 --> 02:17:15,541 Speaker 3: If you can empty a chemical waste toilet, 4071 02:17:15,621 --> 02:17:16,384 Speaker 3: you can do anything. 4072 02:17:18,217 --> 02:17:19,702 Speaker 3: While smoking a cigar and drinking a beer, 4073 02:17:19,922 --> 02:17:20,564 Speaker 3: you can do anything. 4074 02:17:21,675 --> 02:17:27,324 Speaker 3: Well, it's December 24th and crazy Auntie 4075 02:17:27,364 --> 02:17:28,045 Speaker 3: and Uncle arrive. 4076 02:17:28,085 --> 02:17:30,068 Speaker 3: Uncle Louis, Uncle Louis, is it? 4077 02:17:30,469 --> 02:17:31,290 Speaker 1: Louis, yeah. 4078 02:17:31,678 --> 02:17:33,254 Speaker 3: Yeah, and Auntie, the crazy old, deaf 4079 02:17:33,274 --> 02:17:35,341 Speaker 3: Auntie, and they're ancient, they're like 4080 02:17:35,402 --> 02:17:36,265 Speaker 3: 90 years old. 4081 02:17:36,536 --> 02:17:40,375 Speaker 1: In real life she's 82 and he was 61. 4082 02:17:41,057 --> 02:17:43,262 Speaker 3: And in real life she's very, very famous 4083 02:17:43,382 --> 02:17:45,748 Speaker 3: for being the voice of Betty Boop in the 4084 02:17:45,788 --> 02:17:46,310 Speaker 3: cartoon. 4085 02:17:46,711 --> 02:17:47,513 Speaker 1: Betty Boop. 4086 02:17:47,753 --> 02:17:48,375 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not singing. 4087 02:17:48,756 --> 02:17:50,917 Speaker 3: No, that's Betty Boop, the rapper, betty 4088 02:17:50,957 --> 02:17:53,146 Speaker 3: Boop, the cartoon, as in the boo boo, boo, 4089 02:17:53,166 --> 02:17:55,395 Speaker 3: boo boo, that one, you know the one I mean. 4090 02:17:56,037 --> 02:17:57,522 Speaker 1: I know, I thought they were both connected. 4091 02:17:58,716 --> 02:18:00,380 Speaker 3: I think Betty Boop named herself after 4092 02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:01,743 Speaker 3: Betty Boop with a P. 4093 02:18:02,124 --> 02:18:03,307 Speaker 3: But Betty Boop is a rapper. 4094 02:18:03,798 --> 02:18:05,288 Speaker 3: I was well into her in the 90s. 4095 02:18:05,408 --> 02:18:06,355 Speaker 3: Betty Boop, she's cool man. 4096 02:18:06,756 --> 02:18:07,339 Speaker 1: I only know one song. 4097 02:18:08,475 --> 02:18:08,676 Speaker 3: She had. 4098 02:18:08,696 --> 02:18:10,060 Speaker 3: I've got her album on cassette in the 4099 02:18:10,101 --> 02:18:10,462 Speaker 3: kitchen. 4100 02:18:12,399 --> 02:18:14,137 Speaker 3: Fair enough, Just there you go. 4101 02:18:14,218 --> 02:18:15,281 Speaker 3: You didn't expect that on a Christmas 4102 02:18:15,341 --> 02:18:16,004 Speaker 3: episode, did you? 4103 02:18:16,395 --> 02:18:18,380 Speaker 1: Talking about Betty Boop cassette album. 4104 02:18:18,400 --> 02:18:18,941 Speaker 1: You have no. 4105 02:18:21,756 --> 02:18:24,184 Speaker 3: So yeah, they're crazy, they're deaf. 4106 02:18:25,243 --> 02:18:27,439 Speaker 3: He smokes a lot of Stoge's, she keeps 4107 02:18:27,519 --> 02:18:30,610 Speaker 3: farting and there's a lot of comedy mishaps 4108 02:18:30,650 --> 02:18:31,355 Speaker 3: around those two. 4109 02:18:32,398 --> 02:18:34,402 Speaker 3: He accidentally pulls Uncle Lewis's wig off. 4110 02:18:36,937 --> 02:18:38,843 Speaker 1: She's basically giving him a Christmas 4111 02:18:38,883 --> 02:18:40,348 Speaker 1: present and it's her cat wraps up. 4112 02:18:41,071 --> 02:18:42,114 Speaker 3: Yeah, how does he get the cat? 4113 02:18:42,134 --> 02:18:42,395 Speaker 1: in her books. 4114 02:18:43,422 --> 02:18:44,549 Speaker 3: She's meow. 4115 02:18:44,610 --> 02:18:45,395 Speaker 3: This presents Meow in. 4116 02:18:46,719 --> 02:18:49,609 Speaker 3: Basically, what Auntie does is she hasn't 4117 02:18:49,629 --> 02:18:51,275 Speaker 3: got much money, so she just picks things 4118 02:18:51,295 --> 02:18:52,583 Speaker 3: from around the house from up somewhere. 4119 02:18:52,824 --> 02:18:53,972 Speaker 3: But she gets confused and I think she's 4120 02:18:53,992 --> 02:18:54,395 Speaker 3: wrapped her cat up. 4121 02:18:55,258 --> 02:18:57,224 Speaker 3: And at this point Eddie comes in and goes 4122 02:18:57,405 --> 02:19:00,395 Speaker 3: ah Clark, this one's leaking and it's green. 4123 02:19:01,438 --> 02:19:03,305 Speaker 3: And they're like what, why is green? 4124 02:19:03,738 --> 02:19:05,233 Speaker 3: And he just sticks his finger in whatever. 4125 02:19:05,254 --> 02:19:06,580 Speaker 3: This is Eddie, and he just goes. 4126 02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:09,520 Speaker 1: no, he doesn't Beverly Ellen sticks her 4127 02:19:09,540 --> 02:19:11,244 Speaker 1: finger in and he sucks her finger. 4128 02:19:11,644 --> 02:19:14,506 Speaker 3: That's right, Like a lot and he goes climb. 4129 02:19:17,670 --> 02:19:18,355 Speaker 3: It must be a key like pie. 4130 02:19:19,157 --> 02:19:22,424 Speaker 1: Imagine that, like just picking up stuff 4131 02:19:22,464 --> 02:19:24,108 Speaker 1: around your house and wrapping it up and 4132 02:19:24,128 --> 02:19:25,986 Speaker 1: giving it to people, but forgetting what's 4133 02:19:26,066 --> 02:19:27,375 Speaker 1: what, and then just giving out people. 4134 02:19:29,899 --> 02:19:30,981 Speaker 3: But I think the worst thing here is that 4135 02:19:31,001 --> 02:19:32,984 Speaker 3: your cousin Eddie sucks your wife's finger 4136 02:19:33,004 --> 02:19:33,505 Speaker 3: in front of you. 4137 02:19:33,786 --> 02:19:34,747 Speaker 1: It isn't good. 4138 02:19:35,068 --> 02:19:35,749 Speaker 3: But then it's Eddie. 4139 02:19:36,716 --> 02:19:38,402 Speaker 3: You know, when you've got Eddie in the 4140 02:19:38,462 --> 02:19:39,967 Speaker 3: house, you can just expect anything to 4141 02:19:39,987 --> 02:19:40,469 Speaker 3: happen, really. 4142 02:19:41,512 --> 02:19:43,639 Speaker 3: So it's dinner time, it's turkey time, gav 4143 02:19:44,221 --> 02:19:45,024 Speaker 3: Joy old turkey. 4144 02:19:45,435 --> 02:19:47,388 Speaker 3: And again he's like with a tree, like with 4145 02:19:47,408 --> 02:19:47,670 Speaker 3: the lights. 4146 02:19:47,690 --> 02:19:48,375 Speaker 3: He's got an announcement. 4147 02:19:48,455 --> 02:19:49,959 Speaker 1: He says you know, I always remember 4148 02:19:49,979 --> 02:19:51,404 Speaker 1: watching this and being like what? 4149 02:19:51,604 --> 02:19:51,745 Speaker 1: What? 4150 02:19:52,395 --> 02:19:54,142 Speaker 1: You made a Christmas dinner on Christmas 4151 02:19:54,323 --> 02:19:54,443 Speaker 1: Eve. 4152 02:19:54,704 --> 02:19:56,619 Speaker 1: What's what Making tomorrow, a Christmas 4153 02:19:56,639 --> 02:19:56,940 Speaker 1: dinner? 4154 02:19:56,960 --> 02:19:57,703 Speaker 1: Like what? 4155 02:19:58,616 --> 02:20:00,040 Speaker 1: So you just gonna let your wife's just 4156 02:20:00,181 --> 02:20:01,164 Speaker 1: fucking spend all day in the kitchen? 4157 02:20:01,184 --> 02:20:03,158 Speaker 3: Maybe they'll do Well, maybe they'll make 4158 02:20:03,178 --> 02:20:04,442 Speaker 3: Bubbling Squeak on Christmas Day. 4159 02:20:07,138 --> 02:20:12,286 Speaker 3: So he gives his big speech about the turkey 4160 02:20:12,386 --> 02:20:15,070 Speaker 3: and he says but because this is auntie's 4161 02:20:15,395 --> 02:20:18,043 Speaker 3: 80th birthday, a very special one, I'd like 4162 02:20:18,103 --> 02:20:18,985 Speaker 3: you to say grace. 4163 02:20:20,016 --> 02:20:23,565 Speaker 3: And she goes Grace, no, grace died 25 years 4164 02:20:23,626 --> 02:20:24,047 Speaker 3: ago. 4165 02:20:25,080 --> 02:20:28,910 Speaker 3: No, she wants you the blessing Old cut old 4166 02:20:29,052 --> 02:20:29,375 Speaker 3: shenanigans. 4167 02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:33,168 Speaker 3: And so she then says I pledge allegiance to 4168 02:20:33,208 --> 02:20:35,395 Speaker 3: the flag of the United States of America 4169 02:20:35,496 --> 02:20:36,623 Speaker 3: because she doesn't know what's going on, 4170 02:20:36,885 --> 02:20:39,382 Speaker 3: because I know he stands up and salutes and 4171 02:20:39,402 --> 02:20:41,395 Speaker 3: eventually we cut the turkey. 4172 02:20:42,858 --> 02:20:44,462 Speaker 3: Gav describe what happens when he puts the 4173 02:20:44,502 --> 02:20:45,424 Speaker 3: knife into the turkey. 4174 02:20:45,464 --> 02:20:46,627 Speaker 1: It just all breaks open. 4175 02:20:46,667 --> 02:20:48,739 Speaker 1: It's nothing, it's just dried up inside the 4176 02:20:48,780 --> 02:20:49,020 Speaker 1: fridge. 4177 02:20:49,040 --> 02:20:49,783 Speaker 1: That was great. 4178 02:20:50,455 --> 02:20:51,678 Speaker 1: It's just how did they do that. 4179 02:20:52,781 --> 02:20:54,164 Speaker 3: I don't know, it's a special effect, isn't 4180 02:20:54,225 --> 02:20:54,365 Speaker 3: it? 4181 02:20:54,385 --> 02:20:56,499 Speaker 1: But it's not that I was like how would you 4182 02:20:56,920 --> 02:20:57,843 Speaker 1: cook something in it? 4183 02:20:59,519 --> 02:21:00,723 Speaker 3: She cooked it out for too long. 4184 02:21:01,475 --> 02:21:03,642 Speaker 1: Yeah, but the outside was fresh, though 4185 02:21:03,662 --> 02:21:04,676 Speaker 1: that's the thing we do have. 4186 02:21:04,697 --> 02:21:06,284 Speaker 1: The outside in Klingville was I Do. 4187 02:21:06,304 --> 02:21:06,948 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? 4188 02:21:07,169 --> 02:21:09,178 Speaker 3: But again he's so optimistic he says no, no, 4189 02:21:09,218 --> 02:21:11,759 Speaker 3: no, I'm sure this will be fine, it's just a 4190 02:21:11,800 --> 02:21:12,783 Speaker 3: little dry, that's all. 4191 02:21:13,395 --> 02:21:15,142 Speaker 3: And then he goes oh, I can see the heart. 4192 02:21:15,818 --> 02:21:18,274 Speaker 3: And then it cuts to them or really try and 4193 02:21:18,294 --> 02:21:21,173 Speaker 3: chew and all you can hear is crunching and 4194 02:21:21,194 --> 02:21:23,207 Speaker 3: chewing and they're all drinking water and 4195 02:21:23,489 --> 02:21:25,862 Speaker 3: pouring gravy over it, apart from Eddie 4196 02:21:25,943 --> 02:21:28,013 Speaker 3: who's like eating all the potatoes and 4197 02:21:28,033 --> 02:21:29,560 Speaker 3: everything he can, because it's just 4198 02:21:29,580 --> 02:21:30,142 Speaker 3: because of Eddie. 4199 02:21:30,917 --> 02:21:32,683 Speaker 3: And yeah, the turkey is absolutely 4200 02:21:32,703 --> 02:21:33,204 Speaker 3: disgusting. 4201 02:21:33,395 --> 02:21:35,142 Speaker 3: I think they find a cat hair in it as well, 4202 02:21:35,182 --> 02:21:35,483 Speaker 3: don't they? 4203 02:21:35,503 --> 02:21:35,965 Speaker 3: Or something. 4204 02:21:35,985 --> 02:21:38,275 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awful. 4205 02:21:39,399 --> 02:21:41,307 Speaker 3: And talking to the cat, we do see the cat 4206 02:21:41,427 --> 02:21:44,598 Speaker 3: now being attracted to the tree, playing 4207 02:21:44,618 --> 02:21:46,302 Speaker 3: with the ball balls, and then it grabs the 4208 02:21:46,543 --> 02:21:47,746 Speaker 3: fairy lights out of the tree. 4209 02:21:48,147 --> 02:21:48,387 Speaker 1: Yeah. 4210 02:21:48,796 --> 02:21:50,942 Speaker 3: It takes them under a chair to play with 4211 02:21:50,982 --> 02:21:51,103 Speaker 3: them. 4212 02:21:51,283 --> 02:21:51,564 Speaker 1: Yeah. 4213 02:21:53,117 --> 02:21:54,703 Speaker 3: So we'll come back to that in just a moment. 4214 02:21:56,648 --> 02:21:57,977 Speaker 3: Love this moment Again. 4215 02:21:58,017 --> 02:21:59,803 Speaker 3: Clark trying his best to help cousin 4216 02:21:59,823 --> 02:22:00,305 Speaker 3: Eddie's kids. 4217 02:22:00,596 --> 02:22:02,783 Speaker 3: He says oh guys, I just heard an 4218 02:22:02,843 --> 02:22:05,171 Speaker 3: announcement on the news that a pilot 4219 02:22:05,251 --> 02:22:08,159 Speaker 3: flying in from New York City just spotted 4220 02:22:08,240 --> 02:22:11,087 Speaker 3: Santa flying over in his sleigh. 4221 02:22:12,158 --> 02:22:13,202 Speaker 3: And they all go, wow. 4222 02:22:13,696 --> 02:22:14,781 Speaker 3: And what does cousin Eddie say? 4223 02:22:16,920 --> 02:22:18,265 Speaker 1: Are you really real Clark? 4224 02:22:19,560 --> 02:22:20,001 Speaker 1: Is that true? 4225 02:22:20,042 --> 02:22:21,759 Speaker 3: Clark, I really believe that. 4226 02:22:23,515 --> 02:22:25,140 Speaker 3: So sweet that he tries to do that. 4227 02:22:27,957 --> 02:22:30,484 Speaker 3: And then we get the dog underneath the 4228 02:22:30,524 --> 02:22:30,865 Speaker 3: table. 4229 02:22:32,017 --> 02:22:33,602 Speaker 3: The whole table starts by breaking. 4230 02:22:33,622 --> 02:22:34,164 Speaker 1: He says is there? 4231 02:22:34,535 --> 02:22:35,700 Speaker 1: He's not choking up stuff that he's been 4232 02:22:35,740 --> 02:22:35,921 Speaker 1: eating. 4233 02:22:36,435 --> 02:22:37,439 Speaker 1: He's been rummaging through the bins in the 4234 02:22:37,479 --> 02:22:37,801 Speaker 1: kitchen. 4235 02:22:38,395 --> 02:22:39,920 Speaker 3: He says he's just yakking on a bone. 4236 02:22:40,241 --> 02:22:41,877 Speaker 3: Then you hear a bleh and he goes there, 4237 02:22:41,917 --> 02:22:42,540 Speaker 3: he's got it up. 4238 02:22:43,556 --> 02:22:45,062 Speaker 3: So the dog threw it up on the table. 4239 02:22:45,395 --> 02:22:48,723 Speaker 3: He smashed the trash can in the kitchen so 4240 02:22:48,743 --> 02:22:49,605 Speaker 3: there's food everywhere. 4241 02:22:51,317 --> 02:22:54,265 Speaker 3: And while they're cleaning that up, uncle 4242 02:22:54,305 --> 02:22:56,518 Speaker 3: Lewis says if you're not doing anything 4243 02:22:56,558 --> 02:22:58,063 Speaker 3: productive, could you get me one of my 4244 02:22:58,163 --> 02:22:58,845 Speaker 3: stovies? 4245 02:23:00,879 --> 02:23:04,719 Speaker 3: So they give him his cigar and he likes it 4246 02:23:04,759 --> 02:23:10,706 Speaker 3: near the tree and the whole tree goes up. 4247 02:23:12,137 --> 02:23:13,562 Speaker 3: He doesn't even notice he's done it. 4248 02:23:15,017 --> 02:23:16,363 Speaker 1: The cat's been electrocuted as well. 4249 02:23:16,717 --> 02:23:18,932 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot where that cat has been 4250 02:23:18,952 --> 02:23:19,335 Speaker 3: electrocuted. 4251 02:23:19,637 --> 02:23:21,247 Speaker 3: Well, first of all, uncle Lewis turns 4252 02:23:21,267 --> 02:23:22,395 Speaker 3: around and his back's on fire. 4253 02:23:23,257 --> 02:23:24,902 Speaker 3: So they jump on him, stop, drop and roll 4254 02:23:24,922 --> 02:23:26,166 Speaker 3: him with a rug and put him out. 4255 02:23:27,160 --> 02:23:29,395 Speaker 3: And then they realise what's that smell. 4256 02:23:29,717 --> 02:23:31,690 Speaker 3: They pull the armchair away and there's 4257 02:23:31,731 --> 02:23:34,224 Speaker 3: what used to be a cat underneath the 4258 02:23:34,345 --> 02:23:34,887 Speaker 3: armchair. 4259 02:23:35,269 --> 02:23:36,395 Speaker 3: That's just completely fried. 4260 02:23:37,077 --> 02:23:38,723 Speaker 3: And the next shot is just cousin Eddie and 4261 02:23:38,763 --> 02:23:42,395 Speaker 3: Clark taking this burn armchair outside. 4262 02:23:42,616 --> 02:23:44,602 Speaker 1: And Clark and Eddie saying, if you don't 4263 02:23:44,662 --> 02:23:47,842 Speaker 1: mind, clark, I think I could probably clean 4264 02:23:47,862 --> 02:23:48,544 Speaker 1: this up a little bit. 4265 02:23:48,584 --> 02:23:48,885 Speaker 1: Actually. 4266 02:23:50,338 --> 02:23:52,123 Speaker 3: Do you want me to ask him how much? 4267 02:23:52,183 --> 02:23:52,885 Speaker 3: It was brand new? 4268 02:23:53,435 --> 02:23:55,596 Speaker 3: I think I can refurbish it for you, but he 4269 02:23:55,616 --> 02:23:56,661 Speaker 3: wants it for himself, really, doesn't he? 4270 02:23:58,278 --> 02:24:00,535 Speaker 3: Poor old Clark, it's not going right and 4271 02:24:00,676 --> 02:24:02,581 Speaker 3: you can see now the mental breakdown is 4272 02:24:02,641 --> 02:24:04,186 Speaker 3: starting to happen now. 4273 02:24:04,756 --> 02:24:06,561 Speaker 3: It's just starting to happen ever so 4274 02:24:06,621 --> 02:24:07,063 Speaker 3: slightly. 4275 02:24:09,056 --> 02:24:12,544 Speaker 3: He gets a delivery from work now, because 4276 02:24:12,584 --> 02:24:14,878 Speaker 3: he's found out that all his colleagues have 4277 02:24:14,898 --> 02:24:15,905 Speaker 3: already had their deliveries. 4278 02:24:16,932 --> 02:24:17,395 Speaker 3: Where's my check? 4279 02:24:17,718 --> 02:24:19,031 Speaker 3: And this guy turns up and says look, I'm 4280 02:24:19,052 --> 02:24:20,459 Speaker 3: really sorry, I was supposed to deliver 4281 02:24:20,499 --> 02:24:21,816 Speaker 3: this to you yesterday, but the envelope 4282 02:24:21,856 --> 02:24:22,900 Speaker 3: slipped down the back of the seat. 4283 02:24:22,940 --> 02:24:25,720 Speaker 3: But here it is and Clark thinks right, this 4284 02:24:25,781 --> 02:24:26,503 Speaker 3: is my chance. 4285 02:24:26,805 --> 02:24:28,913 Speaker 3: It's all falling apart, the cat's dead, the 4286 02:24:28,953 --> 02:24:31,811 Speaker 3: tree's gone, but I'm going to tell my 4287 02:24:31,831 --> 02:24:32,395 Speaker 3: family about this one before. 4288 02:24:32,977 --> 02:24:35,086 Speaker 3: And he says everybody, this envelope 4289 02:24:35,106 --> 02:24:39,900 Speaker 3: contains the check, my bonus check, and I 4290 02:24:39,940 --> 02:24:41,213 Speaker 3: wasn't going to tell any of you this till 4291 02:24:41,233 --> 02:24:43,355 Speaker 3: tomorrow, but I'm going to buy some in Paul, 4292 02:24:43,776 --> 02:24:44,861 Speaker 3: I've already put the money down for a 4293 02:24:44,901 --> 02:24:45,283 Speaker 3: deposit. 4294 02:24:46,497 --> 02:24:47,840 Speaker 3: And they're all like wow, this is 4295 02:24:47,901 --> 02:24:48,823 Speaker 3: incredible. 4296 02:24:49,063 --> 02:24:50,827 Speaker 3: Mums Like Clark, you're the best, I love 4297 02:24:50,867 --> 02:24:50,967 Speaker 3: you. 4298 02:24:51,536 --> 02:24:53,429 Speaker 3: And he says and I'll tell you what, if 4299 02:24:53,449 --> 02:24:55,017 Speaker 3: there's enough money left over, I'll fly 4300 02:24:55,037 --> 02:24:56,402 Speaker 3: you all out here in the summer and we'll 4301 02:24:56,422 --> 02:24:57,224 Speaker 3: have a great time. 4302 02:24:57,395 --> 02:24:59,462 Speaker 3: And they're like oh wow, this is amazing. 4303 02:25:01,438 --> 02:25:05,939 Speaker 3: He opens the envelope and it's a year 4304 02:25:05,979 --> 02:25:09,696 Speaker 3: subscription to a jam or a jelly as they 4305 02:25:09,736 --> 02:25:12,765 Speaker 3: call it in the US of the month club. 4306 02:25:13,395 --> 02:25:15,221 Speaker 3: So basically, you're getting a jar of jam 4307 02:25:15,301 --> 02:25:17,598 Speaker 3: if you're in the UK every month for a year. 4308 02:25:17,618 --> 02:25:23,203 Speaker 3: Wow, and the only person who thinks it's 4309 02:25:23,243 --> 02:25:24,085 Speaker 3: amazing is Eddie. 4310 02:25:24,435 --> 02:25:25,961 Speaker 3: He's like that is the gift that keeps on 4311 02:25:25,981 --> 02:25:26,435 Speaker 3: giving it. 4312 02:25:26,455 --> 02:25:26,958 Speaker 1: keeps on giving Clark. 4313 02:25:28,395 --> 02:25:32,262 Speaker 3: But he is guided because that was going to 4314 02:25:32,282 --> 02:25:33,284 Speaker 3: be the swimming pool. 4315 02:25:33,424 --> 02:25:34,045 Speaker 3: What can he do? 4316 02:25:34,065 --> 02:25:34,787 Speaker 3: No bonus. 4317 02:25:35,207 --> 02:25:36,149 Speaker 3: So he starts losing it. 4318 02:25:36,395 --> 02:25:39,486 Speaker 3: He starts necking eggnog now and he gives a 4319 02:25:39,546 --> 02:25:40,294 Speaker 3: big speech. 4320 02:25:40,314 --> 02:25:43,583 Speaker 3: Now he says what do? 4321 02:25:43,723 --> 02:25:44,926 Speaker 3: You know what I really want? 4322 02:25:45,435 --> 02:25:47,801 Speaker 3: I want my boss right here with a big red 4323 02:25:47,881 --> 02:25:51,398 Speaker 3: bow on him, so I can tell him what an 4324 02:25:51,518 --> 02:25:52,179 Speaker 3: asshole he is. 4325 02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:53,944 Speaker 3: And he calls him, he starts swearing, he 4326 02:25:53,964 --> 02:25:55,367 Speaker 3: says everything under the sun. 4327 02:25:55,816 --> 02:25:57,681 Speaker 1: Apparently, the other actors had signs 4328 02:25:57,701 --> 02:25:58,964 Speaker 1: around the necks with just words on 4329 02:25:59,024 --> 02:25:59,565 Speaker 1: swearing words. 4330 02:26:00,395 --> 02:26:01,818 Speaker 1: So if you watch him, he's looking up, 4331 02:26:01,898 --> 02:26:04,183 Speaker 1: looking, in case you look up at words. 4332 02:26:05,386 --> 02:26:05,847 Speaker 3: Amazing. 4333 02:26:08,020 --> 02:26:11,020 Speaker 3: Yeah, he loses it and the family you know, 4334 02:26:12,263 --> 02:26:13,005 Speaker 3: upset with him. 4335 02:26:14,041 --> 02:26:15,375 Speaker 3: Cousin Eddie drives off in his RV. 4336 02:26:15,997 --> 02:26:16,940 Speaker 3: We don't understand why. 4337 02:26:17,000 --> 02:26:20,264 Speaker 3: Initially Clark goes out and says I'm going 4338 02:26:20,284 --> 02:26:20,526 Speaker 3: to get it. 4339 02:26:20,546 --> 02:26:20,928 Speaker 3: This is it. 4340 02:26:20,988 --> 02:26:21,953 Speaker 3: Now the mental breakdown has started. 4341 02:26:22,596 --> 02:26:25,059 Speaker 3: He gets his chainsaw, he cuts down just a 4342 02:26:25,100 --> 02:26:27,012 Speaker 3: random tree in the front yard and brings it 4343 02:26:27,073 --> 02:26:27,375 Speaker 3: inside. 4344 02:26:29,046 --> 02:26:30,395 Speaker 3: It's why it's like honey, are you okay? 4345 02:26:31,158 --> 02:26:31,901 Speaker 3: He's like I'm fine. 4346 02:26:33,165 --> 02:26:34,629 Speaker 3: It goes on as he's walking across the 4347 02:26:34,669 --> 02:26:35,131 Speaker 3: landing. 4348 02:26:35,211 --> 02:26:37,216 Speaker 3: The top of the banister is a bit loose. 4349 02:26:37,525 --> 02:26:38,731 Speaker 3: Just cut us off with the chainsaw. 4350 02:26:39,045 --> 02:26:39,567 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. 4351 02:26:39,587 --> 02:26:40,812 Speaker 1: Though this is where he has a mental 4352 02:26:40,852 --> 02:26:42,830 Speaker 1: breakdown and unfortunately, as much as I 4353 02:26:42,870 --> 02:26:44,314 Speaker 1: like to find it funny, now looking at it 4354 02:26:44,334 --> 02:26:46,614 Speaker 1: I'm like oh God, because I've had a couple 4355 02:26:46,634 --> 02:26:47,136 Speaker 1: of weeks go off. 4356 02:26:47,345 --> 02:26:48,970 Speaker 1: Oh God, I was having a little one and it's 4357 02:26:49,030 --> 02:26:51,376 Speaker 1: not the nicest of feelings, gonna tell you. 4358 02:26:51,745 --> 02:26:53,813 Speaker 1: So you watch it now looking at that like 4359 02:26:53,833 --> 02:26:55,270 Speaker 1: that's like oh God, that's actually kind of 4360 02:26:55,310 --> 02:26:55,511 Speaker 1: dark. 4361 02:26:55,565 --> 02:26:56,890 Speaker 1: Next time watching, we're like oh God, he's 4362 02:26:56,910 --> 02:26:57,873 Speaker 1: having a mental breakdown. 4363 02:26:58,425 --> 02:26:59,007 Speaker 1: It's not the fun. 4364 02:26:59,027 --> 02:26:59,730 Speaker 3: That's not a fun thing. 4365 02:27:01,145 --> 02:27:03,111 Speaker 3: Then they realized that there's a squirrel 4366 02:27:03,171 --> 02:27:03,653 Speaker 3: in the tree. 4367 02:27:05,025 --> 02:27:06,550 Speaker 3: Yeah, just to add to the commotion. 4368 02:27:06,590 --> 02:27:07,754 Speaker 3: And he says get my hammer. 4369 02:27:08,005 --> 02:27:10,678 Speaker 1: Well, when he cuts it down, todd and Margot, 4370 02:27:10,758 --> 02:27:11,140 Speaker 1: get us. 4371 02:27:11,265 --> 02:27:11,586 Speaker 1: I said, do you? 4372 02:27:11,626 --> 02:27:13,032 Speaker 1: Think we should have got a Christmas tree 4373 02:27:13,092 --> 02:27:15,237 Speaker 1: this year, I don't know, they're a bit 4374 02:27:15,338 --> 02:27:16,887 Speaker 1: cheesy and corny, and then all of a sudden, 4375 02:27:16,907 --> 02:27:18,593 Speaker 1: through the window just comes the end of 4376 02:27:18,713 --> 02:27:19,155 Speaker 1: the tree. 4377 02:27:19,585 --> 02:27:21,633 Speaker 3: He says where would we even get a tree? 4378 02:27:21,765 --> 02:27:23,271 Speaker 1: This is our own Christmas Eve. 4379 02:27:23,665 --> 02:27:25,271 Speaker 1: And a tree comes through the window. 4380 02:27:26,785 --> 02:27:28,512 Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's destroying their Christmas 4381 02:27:28,572 --> 02:27:28,833 Speaker 3: again. 4382 02:27:29,628 --> 02:27:30,933 Speaker 3: He gets his, he wants his hammer. 4383 02:27:32,047 --> 02:27:33,678 Speaker 3: Great scene with the squirrels on his back. 4384 02:27:33,719 --> 02:27:35,107 Speaker 3: When he turns around and says where is it? 4385 02:27:35,247 --> 02:27:36,793 Speaker 3: I think he might have left, but it's on his 4386 02:27:36,833 --> 02:27:38,924 Speaker 3: back Chases them around the house a bit. 4387 02:27:39,065 --> 02:27:40,511 Speaker 3: The dog runs around with them a bit. 4388 02:27:41,025 --> 02:27:42,912 Speaker 3: It's all very slapstick, but it's fantastic 4389 02:27:42,953 --> 02:27:43,214 Speaker 3: stuff. 4390 02:27:45,046 --> 02:27:48,206 Speaker 3: And then the dog chases the squirrel, the 4391 02:27:48,266 --> 02:27:50,113 Speaker 3: woman Yuppie, what's her name? 4392 02:27:51,007 --> 02:27:51,775 Speaker 3: Margot, margot. 4393 02:27:51,977 --> 02:27:53,709 Speaker 3: Margot says to Todd, march on over there 4394 02:27:53,729 --> 02:27:54,633 Speaker 3: and punch him in his face. 4395 02:27:54,705 --> 02:27:56,887 Speaker 1: He's like I can't just go over, you're not 4396 02:27:56,968 --> 02:27:59,395 Speaker 1: man enough to do it, and I will. 4397 02:27:59,745 --> 02:28:01,693 Speaker 1: And she stomps on over there and bangs the 4398 02:28:01,753 --> 02:28:03,742 Speaker 1: door, but she doesn't know there's a rock, 4399 02:28:03,762 --> 02:28:05,189 Speaker 1: wiler, I've chased the squirrel around the 4400 02:28:05,209 --> 02:28:07,429 Speaker 1: house inside, so she gets her face full of 4401 02:28:07,449 --> 02:28:07,730 Speaker 1: squirrel. 4402 02:28:08,945 --> 02:28:11,033 Speaker 3: And then a fucking face full of wiler. 4403 02:28:11,525 --> 02:28:13,633 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, the weight of those dudes, 4404 02:28:14,186 --> 02:28:16,578 Speaker 1: she goes back to to Todd and he's. 4405 02:28:16,940 --> 02:28:18,614 Speaker 3: he's such a chicken shit because he's let 4406 02:28:18,635 --> 02:28:19,993 Speaker 3: her go over there and she goes back. 4407 02:28:20,034 --> 02:28:21,367 Speaker 3: All her clothes are ripped, she's got 4408 02:28:21,527 --> 02:28:22,531 Speaker 3: bruises and cuts. 4409 02:28:22,965 --> 02:28:23,668 Speaker 3: She fucking. 4410 02:28:24,230 --> 02:28:25,688 Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens to you? 4411 02:28:25,708 --> 02:28:27,233 Speaker 3: So she knocks him out. 4412 02:28:27,465 --> 02:28:29,212 Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good for her. 4413 02:28:30,705 --> 02:28:32,391 Speaker 3: We get a second big round here now because 4414 02:28:32,411 --> 02:28:33,415 Speaker 3: they're planning on leaving. 4415 02:28:33,965 --> 02:28:35,535 Speaker 3: And he says where do you think you're going? 4416 02:28:36,581 --> 02:28:38,448 Speaker 3: Nobody's leaving, nobody's walking out on 4417 02:28:38,489 --> 02:28:40,996 Speaker 3: this fun, old fashioned family Christmas. 4418 02:28:41,065 --> 02:28:42,249 Speaker 3: We're all in this together. 4419 02:28:43,665 --> 02:28:45,692 Speaker 3: He says this is a full blown four alarm 4420 02:28:45,752 --> 02:28:46,855 Speaker 3: holiday emergency. 4421 02:28:47,025 --> 02:28:48,552 Speaker 3: And he's like we are saying to get this 4422 02:28:48,572 --> 02:28:50,051 Speaker 3: down, gives him a bit of a pep talk. 4423 02:28:50,225 --> 02:28:53,507 Speaker 3: And he says look, you're a great dad and 4424 02:28:53,607 --> 02:28:54,411 Speaker 3: you're better than this. 4425 02:28:54,845 --> 02:28:56,110 Speaker 3: Everybody's a bit upset with you because 4426 02:28:56,130 --> 02:28:57,294 Speaker 3: you've been shouting at everyone. 4427 02:28:57,345 --> 02:28:58,791 Speaker 3: He like brings him back down to earth. 4428 02:28:59,525 --> 02:29:00,689 Speaker 3: He says you know we need to. 4429 02:29:02,025 --> 02:29:02,808 Speaker 3: It's fine, you know. 4430 02:29:03,350 --> 02:29:06,048 Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden he says that to 4431 02:29:06,068 --> 02:29:08,238 Speaker 3: his he reads the night before Christmas, 4432 02:29:08,259 --> 02:29:08,600 Speaker 3: doesn't he? 4433 02:29:08,625 --> 02:29:09,669 Speaker 3: He says, all right, let's read this. 4434 02:29:10,351 --> 02:29:11,889 Speaker 3: So they all sit around it's a cute moment. 4435 02:29:12,565 --> 02:29:13,971 Speaker 3: It was the night before Christmas and all 4436 02:29:14,011 --> 02:29:15,488 Speaker 3: through the house and he starts reading it 4437 02:29:15,528 --> 02:29:16,291 Speaker 3: to them again. 4438 02:29:16,332 --> 02:29:17,650 Speaker 3: Gav, it's a tradition. 4439 02:29:17,965 --> 02:29:20,351 Speaker 1: It's funny because I had to do it to 4440 02:29:20,432 --> 02:29:22,757 Speaker 1: Charlie Insisted days. 4441 02:29:22,826 --> 02:29:23,453 Speaker 1: He was like OK. 4442 02:29:25,529 --> 02:29:28,107 Speaker 1: And every Christmas whatever, but for her 4443 02:29:28,969 --> 02:29:31,074 Speaker 1: to do it, and I do it in there like it's 4444 02:29:31,114 --> 02:29:31,415 Speaker 1: just. 4445 02:29:31,475 --> 02:29:32,437 Speaker 1: He does it every year. 4446 02:29:32,537 --> 02:29:34,371 Speaker 1: Come on, this is all right, come down. 4447 02:29:34,905 --> 02:29:36,952 Speaker 3: But as he gets towards the end of the story 4448 02:29:37,213 --> 02:29:41,111 Speaker 3: he says oh, there was a man in the pajamas 4449 02:29:41,552 --> 02:29:44,748 Speaker 3: with handcuffs and cousin Eddie, what's 4450 02:29:44,788 --> 02:29:45,190 Speaker 3: going on? 4451 02:29:45,805 --> 02:29:48,332 Speaker 3: And cousin Eddie took his words literally 4452 02:29:49,113 --> 02:29:51,747 Speaker 3: and went and kidnapped his boss and it's 4453 02:29:51,788 --> 02:29:54,775 Speaker 3: brought him back to his house with a big 4454 02:29:54,815 --> 02:29:56,968 Speaker 3: red ribbon on him, kicks him in the living 4455 02:29:56,988 --> 02:30:00,587 Speaker 3: room and he says oh, it's you, chris, and 4456 02:30:00,607 --> 02:30:02,189 Speaker 3: he's like, it's Clark, chris Ward, he's 4457 02:30:02,209 --> 02:30:02,352 Speaker 3: like. 4458 02:30:02,392 --> 02:30:03,065 Speaker 3: That's what I meant. 4459 02:30:03,246 --> 02:30:05,253 Speaker 3: And so they have this impression of us. 4460 02:30:06,025 --> 02:30:06,708 Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. 4461 02:30:07,525 --> 02:30:08,710 Speaker 3: And they sort of have this backwards and 4462 02:30:08,750 --> 02:30:11,803 Speaker 3: forwards and he says, she says, oh, I'm so 4463 02:30:11,844 --> 02:30:13,551 Speaker 3: sorry, it's our family's first kidnapping. 4464 02:30:15,611 --> 02:30:18,404 Speaker 3: And eventually the boss comes to realize 4465 02:30:18,464 --> 02:30:20,045 Speaker 3: that the little people. 4466 02:30:20,226 --> 02:30:21,820 Speaker 1: Yeah, the people, it's the little people 4467 02:30:21,840 --> 02:30:22,324 Speaker 1: that matter really. 4468 02:30:23,609 --> 02:30:27,021 Speaker 3: And he's he's given them all a year 4469 02:30:27,041 --> 02:30:28,446 Speaker 3: subscription to a jelly of the club, jelly 4470 02:30:28,577 --> 02:30:30,889 Speaker 3: of the month club, whereas they used to get, 4471 02:30:31,020 --> 02:30:32,335 Speaker 3: like, this giant bonus. 4472 02:30:33,678 --> 02:30:35,383 Speaker 3: And something I really believe here, which 4473 02:30:35,403 --> 02:30:38,574 Speaker 3: a lot of companies don't do, is Clark says 4474 02:30:38,654 --> 02:30:40,202 Speaker 3: people come to rely on their Christmas 4475 02:30:40,222 --> 02:30:41,329 Speaker 3: bonuses as part of their salary, and you 4476 02:30:41,349 --> 02:30:42,061 Speaker 3: can't just drop it. 4477 02:30:42,426 --> 02:30:43,655 Speaker 3: I've worked for you, for I think he says, 4478 02:30:43,675 --> 02:30:45,851 Speaker 3: like 17 years or something, I've had a 4479 02:30:45,872 --> 02:30:48,812 Speaker 3: bonus every year and you just decide this 4480 02:30:49,033 --> 02:30:49,374 Speaker 3: one year. 4481 02:30:49,585 --> 02:30:52,092 Speaker 3: No, it would know, like you know there's, 4482 02:30:52,333 --> 02:30:53,416 Speaker 3: you don't give us any warning. 4483 02:30:54,345 --> 02:30:56,052 Speaker 3: And he says oh, maybe I've been a bit of an 4484 02:30:56,172 --> 02:30:58,129 Speaker 3: asshole, but just as they come to this 4485 02:30:58,690 --> 02:31:01,717 Speaker 3: moment, the police sort of storm the house, 4486 02:31:02,265 --> 02:31:04,671 Speaker 3: these guys swat team start kicking the 4487 02:31:04,711 --> 02:31:06,956 Speaker 3: windows in, and they hold everybody at 4488 02:31:06,996 --> 02:31:07,518 Speaker 3: gunpoint. 4489 02:31:09,765 --> 02:31:11,109 Speaker 3: First of all, though, they do take. 4490 02:31:11,290 --> 02:31:13,035 Speaker 3: They do kick in Todd and Margot's house, 4491 02:31:13,425 --> 02:31:13,746 Speaker 3: don't they? 4492 02:31:13,767 --> 02:31:14,971 Speaker 3: Of course they do. 4493 02:31:15,332 --> 02:31:18,731 Speaker 3: Yeah, they come inside and he says I don't 4494 02:31:18,751 --> 02:31:19,233 Speaker 3: want to press the. 4495 02:31:19,413 --> 02:31:20,376 Speaker 3: I don't want to press charges. 4496 02:31:20,806 --> 02:31:22,827 Speaker 3: I can't do it again, he says. 4497 02:31:22,847 --> 02:31:25,464 Speaker 3: But I've come to realize I've been a bit of 4498 02:31:25,484 --> 02:31:25,625 Speaker 3: a dick. 4499 02:31:25,685 --> 02:31:27,651 Speaker 3: And his wife says don't tell me you didn't 4500 02:31:27,711 --> 02:31:29,256 Speaker 3: give yourself a bonus this year. 4501 02:31:29,646 --> 02:31:31,412 Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, why did his wife not 4502 02:31:31,453 --> 02:31:34,007 Speaker 1: get dressed For? 4503 02:31:34,027 --> 02:31:36,195 Speaker 1: The house is the weirdest fucking thing. 4504 02:31:36,365 --> 02:31:38,431 Speaker 1: It's like you, honestly, a couple of 4505 02:31:38,451 --> 02:31:39,855 Speaker 1: minutes you could put something on just 4506 02:31:39,895 --> 02:31:40,396 Speaker 1: your underwear. 4507 02:31:40,485 --> 02:31:41,349 Speaker 1: It's very bizarre. 4508 02:31:42,366 --> 02:31:44,510 Speaker 3: Who knows, maybe she, maybe she's been in 4509 02:31:44,550 --> 02:31:44,852 Speaker 3: saucy. 4510 02:31:47,546 --> 02:31:49,173 Speaker 3: Yes, his boss isn't pressing charges. 4511 02:31:50,066 --> 02:31:51,070 Speaker 3: Everything seems fine. 4512 02:31:51,425 --> 02:31:54,654 Speaker 3: And then, of course, someone likes to cigar 4513 02:31:54,715 --> 02:31:55,256 Speaker 3: outside. 4514 02:31:56,946 --> 02:31:57,609 Speaker 3: How does the flame? 4515 02:31:58,166 --> 02:31:59,120 Speaker 3: Where's the Lewis? 4516 02:31:59,242 --> 02:32:01,513 Speaker 1: lights, and this is Stoge and it. 4517 02:32:02,285 --> 02:32:04,734 Speaker 3: Let's not forget that Santa Claus and 4518 02:32:04,794 --> 02:32:07,748 Speaker 3: reindeer is the model is that on top of the 4519 02:32:07,788 --> 02:32:09,574 Speaker 3: sewer where a cousin of he's been pumping 4520 02:32:09,614 --> 02:32:12,934 Speaker 3: his shit and when Lewis that's the 4521 02:32:12,974 --> 02:32:15,964 Speaker 3: expression Lewis lights his cigar and that 4522 02:32:15,984 --> 02:32:18,531 Speaker 3: Santa Claus explodes and flies off and the 4523 02:32:18,571 --> 02:32:21,966 Speaker 3: kids look at me and they go look Santa and 4524 02:32:22,026 --> 02:32:24,173 Speaker 3: it's just the reindeer flying through the 4525 02:32:24,233 --> 02:32:24,955 Speaker 3: air on fire. 4526 02:32:26,925 --> 02:32:29,833 Speaker 3: The model Santa goes flying and Clark says 4527 02:32:30,956 --> 02:32:35,332 Speaker 3: I did it and it's going to get a swimming 4528 02:32:35,372 --> 02:32:35,613 Speaker 3: pool. 4529 02:32:36,305 --> 02:32:38,233 Speaker 3: The music plays with Christmas. 4530 02:32:40,112 --> 02:32:48,010 Speaker 3: So, you sound like the guy that sings the 4531 02:32:48,050 --> 02:32:49,353 Speaker 3: Toy Story songs, you know. 4532 02:32:49,674 --> 02:32:50,877 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. 4533 02:32:54,745 --> 02:32:55,990 Speaker 1: You got a friend. 4534 02:32:57,585 --> 02:33:01,369 Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's the end. 4535 02:33:01,946 --> 02:33:04,392 Speaker 3: And, like I said to my dad and like I said 4536 02:33:04,492 --> 02:33:06,365 Speaker 3: earlier, I'd never related harder to 4537 02:33:06,406 --> 02:33:08,452 Speaker 3: somebody in a Christmas film than I have in 4538 02:33:08,472 --> 02:33:10,628 Speaker 3: this one, because, you know, I can't relate 4539 02:33:10,648 --> 02:33:12,247 Speaker 3: to John McClain, I can't relate to Kevin 4540 02:33:12,267 --> 02:33:15,055 Speaker 3: McAllister, but I can relate to Clark 4541 02:33:15,095 --> 02:33:16,769 Speaker 3: Griswold trying to hold it all together 4542 02:33:16,830 --> 02:33:19,138 Speaker 3: while your family, especially when there's 4543 02:33:19,205 --> 02:33:20,907 Speaker 3: a lot of family members that's what me and 4544 02:33:20,947 --> 02:33:22,533 Speaker 3: Alice did a very low key one this year, 4545 02:33:22,545 --> 02:33:24,071 Speaker 3: which was me and her and the kids. 4546 02:33:24,465 --> 02:33:27,212 Speaker 3: Last year there was 11 of us at my in-laws 4547 02:33:27,834 --> 02:33:28,897 Speaker 3: and it was chaos. 4548 02:33:29,245 --> 02:33:30,511 Speaker 3: It was so many people. 4549 02:33:30,785 --> 02:33:33,189 Speaker 3: It sounds too much, it's just hell. 4550 02:33:34,606 --> 02:33:35,911 Speaker 3: I love you all if you're listening, which 4551 02:33:35,932 --> 02:33:38,790 Speaker 3: you're not, but it is too many, you know, 4552 02:33:38,810 --> 02:33:40,386 Speaker 3: and everyone's sort of worried about what 4553 02:33:40,426 --> 02:33:42,186 Speaker 3: everyone else is doing and thinking Whereas, 4554 02:33:43,068 --> 02:33:46,297 Speaker 3: yeah, so Clark Griswold, bless him, I love 4555 02:33:46,317 --> 02:33:47,969 Speaker 3: him and this is definitely the best 4556 02:33:48,650 --> 02:33:50,134 Speaker 3: National Lampoon's movie, I would say. 4557 02:33:50,776 --> 02:33:53,149 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say so. 4558 02:33:55,066 --> 02:33:55,528 Speaker 3: So there we go. 4559 02:33:55,568 --> 02:33:56,531 Speaker 3: Any other thoughts on it? 4560 02:33:57,905 --> 02:33:59,591 Speaker 1: No, I think we've got it pretty much. 4561 02:33:59,651 --> 02:34:00,535 Speaker 1: I do like this film. 4562 02:34:00,605 --> 02:34:03,167 Speaker 1: It's a very entertaining movie and I do 4563 02:34:03,187 --> 02:34:04,411 Speaker 1: like trying to watch it, but she is. 4564 02:34:05,266 --> 02:34:07,428 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great one to watch and, like I 4565 02:34:07,468 --> 02:34:08,812 Speaker 3: said, I've got very happy memories of 4566 02:34:08,832 --> 02:34:10,467 Speaker 3: watching this with you, of all people. 4567 02:34:11,751 --> 02:34:12,994 Speaker 3: You know, with an eggnog or whatever, we 4568 02:34:13,055 --> 02:34:14,508 Speaker 3: were drinking, probably anything and 4569 02:34:14,528 --> 02:34:15,773 Speaker 3: everything we could get our hands on back 4570 02:34:15,793 --> 02:34:18,992 Speaker 3: then and, you know, slowly getting a bit 4571 02:34:19,032 --> 02:34:22,010 Speaker 3: more drunk is probably on a box in there or 4572 02:34:22,030 --> 02:34:22,331 Speaker 3: something. 4573 02:34:22,351 --> 02:34:22,973 Speaker 3: We were watching this. 4574 02:34:23,285 --> 02:34:24,269 Speaker 3: I don't know when I used to come over. 4575 02:34:24,330 --> 02:34:26,189 Speaker 3: I can't remember we used to do fake most, 4576 02:34:26,209 --> 02:34:26,550 Speaker 3: didn't we? 4577 02:34:26,570 --> 02:34:27,253 Speaker 3: When I come, reigned. 4578 02:34:27,273 --> 02:34:28,397 Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4579 02:34:28,765 --> 02:34:31,086 Speaker 3: In between your birthday and New Year, we 4580 02:34:31,106 --> 02:34:32,751 Speaker 3: do like another Christmas, or sometimes 4581 02:34:32,832 --> 02:34:33,634 Speaker 3: early in December. 4582 02:34:34,086 --> 02:34:34,187 Speaker 3: Yeah. 4583 02:34:35,458 --> 02:34:36,205 Speaker 3: But yeah, there we go, guys. 4584 02:34:36,285 --> 02:34:39,175 Speaker 3: If you haven't seen this, go watch it. 4585 02:34:39,665 --> 02:34:41,911 Speaker 3: It's a Christmas film that you can watch 4586 02:34:42,031 --> 02:34:44,036 Speaker 3: from sort of November to January, I would 4587 02:34:44,057 --> 02:34:44,277 Speaker 3: say. 4588 02:34:44,685 --> 02:34:46,913 Speaker 3: But also, if you have seen this, go watch 4589 02:34:46,953 --> 02:34:48,389 Speaker 3: it again, because it's definitely worth a 4590 02:34:48,430 --> 02:34:48,831 Speaker 3: rewatch. 4591 02:34:49,245 --> 02:34:50,731 Speaker 3: Thumbs up from Gav, I should imagine. 4592 02:34:51,506 --> 02:34:53,847 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely Thumbs up from me, 4593 02:34:54,970 --> 02:34:57,677 Speaker 3: and a big old thumbs up from cousin Eddie. 4594 02:34:58,326 --> 02:34:59,430 Speaker 3: Save the neck for me. 4595 02:34:59,510 --> 02:35:02,452 Speaker 3: Clark, jesus Christ, we know it's deep 4596 02:35:02,472 --> 02:35:03,560 Speaker 3: squirrels. 4597 02:35:04,948 --> 02:35:07,239 Speaker 1: He says, where's cousin Eddie he usually 4598 02:35:07,259 --> 02:35:07,745 Speaker 1: eats these things. 4599 02:35:07,866 --> 02:35:08,912 Speaker 3: No, no, he's found out there. 4600 02:35:12,178 --> 02:35:13,544 Speaker 1: I ain't cholesterol, so he's taking a break 4601 02:35:13,564 --> 02:35:13,785 Speaker 1: from them. 4602 02:35:13,825 --> 02:35:16,201 Speaker 1: So shall we come back to see out the show? 4603 02:35:17,608 --> 02:35:19,606 Speaker 1: Well, I think we've got a little Mr Murray, 4604 02:35:19,626 --> 02:35:21,896 Speaker 1: who wants to chat first, of course, bill. 4605 02:35:21,917 --> 02:35:25,130 Speaker 3: Sorry Bill, he didn't mean it. 4606 02:35:25,150 --> 02:35:25,551 Speaker 3: No, no, all right then. 4607 02:35:25,572 --> 02:35:26,977 Speaker 3: Well, we'll be right back. 4608 02:35:28,486 --> 02:35:30,632 Speaker 1: No, no, all right, then we'll come back for 4609 02:35:30,652 --> 02:35:31,233 Speaker 1: that, won't we? 4610 02:35:31,253 --> 02:35:35,312 Speaker 3: Here's Bill Hi welcome back to World of the 4611 02:35:35,332 --> 02:35:37,861 Speaker 3: Strange. 4612 02:35:45,629 --> 02:35:46,973 Speaker 3: World of the. 4613 02:35:47,013 --> 02:35:47,635 Speaker 3: Strange. 4614 02:35:48,567 --> 02:35:49,589 Speaker 3: Oh oh, oh. 4615 02:35:49,669 --> 02:35:50,691 Speaker 3: World of the Strange. 4616 02:35:50,751 --> 02:35:51,452 Speaker 3: There we go. 4617 02:35:54,625 --> 02:35:55,750 Speaker 3: Thank you very much, bill, as always, 4618 02:35:56,405 --> 02:35:57,929 Speaker 3: taking time out of your busy Christmas 4619 02:35:57,969 --> 02:36:00,857 Speaker 3: schedule to just do the intro and the outro 4620 02:36:00,897 --> 02:36:01,759 Speaker 3: of World of the Strange for us. 4621 02:36:01,799 --> 02:36:02,942 Speaker 3: We really appreciate you doing it. 4622 02:36:03,103 --> 02:36:05,430 Speaker 3: Thank you, I think he's pretty hammered, 4623 02:36:05,551 --> 02:36:07,972 Speaker 3: but he's got that mistletoe on his belt. 4624 02:36:08,065 --> 02:36:08,546 Speaker 1: He's got that. 4625 02:36:08,928 --> 02:36:10,793 Speaker 1: Look he sometimes gives us when he's you 4626 02:36:10,833 --> 02:36:11,896 Speaker 1: know, he's a bit horny. 4627 02:36:12,572 --> 02:36:13,465 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 4628 02:36:13,465 --> 02:36:15,230 Speaker 3: He's got a mistletoe on his belt and he's 4629 02:36:15,250 --> 02:36:16,755 Speaker 3: supposed to kiss under the mistletoe when 4630 02:36:17,145 --> 02:36:17,948 Speaker 3: that wasn't Eddie's dog. 4631 02:36:18,390 --> 02:36:20,093 Speaker 1: when he goes to town on your leg, just let 4632 02:36:20,113 --> 02:36:20,621 Speaker 1: him out of it. 4633 02:36:21,386 --> 02:36:23,209 Speaker 3: If Bill Murray starts humping your leg, 4634 02:36:23,229 --> 02:36:25,133 Speaker 3: garth, just let him finish, let him finish. 4635 02:36:25,153 --> 02:36:26,315 Speaker 1: If he doesn't finish, just let him finish. 4636 02:36:26,375 --> 02:36:26,816 Speaker 1: It's easier. 4637 02:36:27,578 --> 02:36:28,139 Speaker 3: Cut the balls. 4638 02:36:29,266 --> 02:36:34,476 Speaker 3: Now I've got a list of similarly to Clark 4639 02:36:34,737 --> 02:36:37,368 Speaker 3: Griswold's family, some family Christmas 4640 02:36:37,409 --> 02:36:39,694 Speaker 3: has gone wrong, which we probably shouldn't 4641 02:36:39,714 --> 02:36:41,117 Speaker 3: laugh at people's misfortunes. 4642 02:36:41,686 --> 02:36:43,469 Speaker 3: But these people have posted these online 4643 02:36:43,489 --> 02:36:45,654 Speaker 3: because in hindsight, they're laughing at 4644 02:36:45,694 --> 02:36:48,099 Speaker 3: the craziness of the situation. 4645 02:36:48,205 --> 02:36:49,489 Speaker 3: So I've got a few of these to read to you. 4646 02:36:49,790 --> 02:36:51,386 Speaker 1: All right, it's funny. 4647 02:36:51,406 --> 02:36:52,770 Speaker 1: Last night they've murdered us. 4648 02:36:52,810 --> 02:36:53,272 Speaker 1: Okay, go on then. 4649 02:36:53,934 --> 02:36:54,194 Speaker 3: Here we go. 4650 02:36:54,585 --> 02:36:56,410 Speaker 3: The first one says I was opening presents 4651 02:36:56,490 --> 02:36:58,676 Speaker 3: with my then boyfriend in front of his huge 4652 02:36:59,285 --> 02:37:00,189 Speaker 3: religious family. 4653 02:37:01,465 --> 02:37:02,971 Speaker 3: We've been together for some time, do you 4654 02:37:02,991 --> 02:37:05,008 Speaker 3: know, and we all thought he's going to 4655 02:37:05,049 --> 02:37:05,671 Speaker 3: propose to me. 4656 02:37:07,365 --> 02:37:10,307 Speaker 3: They all waited with bated breath and I 4657 02:37:10,408 --> 02:37:13,296 Speaker 3: opened the envelope from him and I thought 4658 02:37:13,316 --> 02:37:14,881 Speaker 3: he's got, he's put a lot of thought into 4659 02:37:14,901 --> 02:37:15,041 Speaker 3: this. 4660 02:37:15,082 --> 02:37:16,105 Speaker 3: This is going to be like a clue. 4661 02:37:16,265 --> 02:37:17,569 Speaker 3: Is it going to be like a treasure hunt? 4662 02:37:19,094 --> 02:37:20,889 Speaker 3: Nope, the envelope contained a gift 4663 02:37:20,929 --> 02:37:24,338 Speaker 3: certificate for laser mole removal. 4664 02:37:25,221 --> 02:37:25,722 Speaker 3: Wow, laser. 4665 02:37:30,252 --> 02:37:31,735 Speaker 1: So there's a mark on someone in the body 4666 02:37:31,775 --> 02:37:33,638 Speaker 1: that he doesn't like and he wants it gone 4667 02:37:34,205 --> 02:37:34,446 Speaker 1: yeah. 4668 02:37:34,607 --> 02:37:35,429 Speaker 1: I thought you'd like this. 4669 02:37:37,225 --> 02:37:38,588 Speaker 3: She said I couldn't decide whether to laugh 4670 02:37:38,628 --> 02:37:40,692 Speaker 3: or cry, but we broke up a few days later. 4671 02:37:41,013 --> 02:37:43,137 Speaker 3: Wow, wow. 4672 02:37:44,446 --> 02:37:47,475 Speaker 3: How about that Laser mole removal? 4673 02:37:48,207 --> 02:37:48,810 Speaker 3: Here's the next one. 4674 02:37:49,265 --> 02:37:52,197 Speaker 3: My uncle got sent a letter, which arrived a 4675 02:37:52,237 --> 02:37:54,325 Speaker 3: couple of days before Christmas, from his 4676 02:37:54,425 --> 02:37:56,811 Speaker 3: 18 year old son that he didn't know he had. 4677 02:37:59,665 --> 02:38:00,630 Speaker 3: He told us it Christmas. 4678 02:38:03,452 --> 02:38:04,194 Speaker 1: So say that again. 4679 02:38:05,205 --> 02:38:07,372 Speaker 3: My uncle got sent a letter which arrived a 4680 02:38:07,452 --> 02:38:08,535 Speaker 3: few days before Christmas. 4681 02:38:08,665 --> 02:38:10,569 Speaker 3: He opened it on Christmas morning and 4682 02:38:10,609 --> 02:38:12,413 Speaker 3: realized it's from his 18 year old son that 4683 02:38:12,433 --> 02:38:13,235 Speaker 3: he didn't know he had. 4684 02:38:13,395 --> 02:38:13,776 Speaker 3: Wow. 4685 02:38:14,705 --> 02:38:15,529 Speaker 3: So he told us all at Christmas. 4686 02:38:17,825 --> 02:38:20,390 Speaker 1: It's because at 18, now, they are able to 4687 02:38:20,410 --> 02:38:23,395 Speaker 1: go and find their true parents themselves. 4688 02:38:24,657 --> 02:38:25,599 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas family. 4689 02:38:25,785 --> 02:38:28,413 Speaker 3: I've got a kid I didn't know about from 18 4690 02:38:28,433 --> 02:38:28,854 Speaker 3: years ago. 4691 02:38:30,569 --> 02:38:33,391 Speaker 3: Imagine that I dread the day that a mini 4692 02:38:33,431 --> 02:38:34,394 Speaker 3: dad knocks on the door. 4693 02:38:36,368 --> 02:38:37,831 Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to be a problem 4694 02:38:37,852 --> 02:38:42,990 Speaker 1: with me, ok Well, I just don't think that's 4695 02:38:43,010 --> 02:38:43,491 Speaker 1: going to happen. 4696 02:38:44,774 --> 02:38:45,395 Speaker 3: Years ago. 4697 02:38:45,435 --> 02:38:45,997 Speaker 3: Here's the next one. 4698 02:38:47,045 --> 02:38:48,390 Speaker 3: I was dating a guy for a few months. 4699 02:38:49,425 --> 02:38:50,271 Speaker 3: Christmas came around and it was that 4700 02:38:50,432 --> 02:38:52,003 Speaker 3: awkward time where you'd only been seeing 4701 02:38:52,023 --> 02:38:53,108 Speaker 3: each other for a few months. 4702 02:38:53,670 --> 02:38:54,754 Speaker 3: So I thought what do I get him? 4703 02:38:54,814 --> 02:38:55,738 Speaker 3: Do I get him something nice? 4704 02:38:55,785 --> 02:38:56,748 Speaker 3: Do I get him something small? 4705 02:38:57,189 --> 02:38:58,534 Speaker 3: So I thought, you know what, I'll splash 4706 02:38:58,554 --> 02:38:58,995 Speaker 3: that a bit. 4707 02:38:59,706 --> 02:39:01,252 Speaker 3: And I got him a GPS system. 4708 02:39:02,245 --> 02:39:04,170 Speaker 3: I thought, you know, it's thoughtful and 4709 02:39:04,210 --> 02:39:06,476 Speaker 3: it's useful and it's not too sentimental, 4710 02:39:06,745 --> 02:39:08,248 Speaker 3: it's perfect because we were only a few 4711 02:39:08,268 --> 02:39:09,310 Speaker 3: months into our relationship. 4712 02:39:10,032 --> 02:39:11,475 Speaker 3: Not bad Gav, not bad no. 4713 02:39:13,165 --> 02:39:17,354 Speaker 3: So I got him a used MMA magazine that he'd 4714 02:39:17,414 --> 02:39:17,615 Speaker 3: read. 4715 02:39:19,565 --> 02:39:20,669 Speaker 3: I don't even like MMA. 4716 02:39:21,292 --> 02:39:24,891 Speaker 1: Oh no, he realized oh shit, I better give a 4717 02:39:24,911 --> 02:39:25,854 Speaker 1: sign Hang on. 4718 02:39:26,286 --> 02:39:26,888 Speaker 3: There's more here. 4719 02:39:28,545 --> 02:39:29,913 Speaker 3: I don't even like it one little bit. 4720 02:39:29,993 --> 02:39:31,844 Speaker 3: Nor have I ever expressed an MMA or even 4721 02:39:31,884 --> 02:39:32,728 Speaker 3: talked about it to him. 4722 02:39:33,726 --> 02:39:36,313 Speaker 3: I think he, on the other hand, he loved MMA, 4723 02:39:38,559 --> 02:39:39,542 Speaker 3: so he tried to move on. 4724 02:39:39,622 --> 02:39:40,565 Speaker 3: I said thank you very much. 4725 02:39:40,685 --> 02:39:42,433 Speaker 3: I put the magazine down and opened the next 4726 02:39:42,473 --> 02:39:45,425 Speaker 3: present from him, which was a DVD that had 4727 02:39:45,565 --> 02:39:47,372 Speaker 3: already been opened and the rapper was 4728 02:39:47,412 --> 02:39:47,753 Speaker 3: missing. 4729 02:39:48,225 --> 02:39:50,853 Speaker 3: He went quiet and then said look, basically 4730 02:39:50,873 --> 02:39:52,447 Speaker 3: I got a bit bored yesterday, so I opened 4731 02:39:52,467 --> 02:39:53,530 Speaker 3: your DVD and watched it. 4732 02:39:54,625 --> 02:39:56,247 Speaker 3: And she said right, and you got me the 4733 02:39:56,287 --> 02:39:58,113 Speaker 3: magazine because you wanted to read it. 4734 02:39:58,806 --> 02:40:01,736 Speaker 3: And he said well, yeah, basically it was a 4735 02:40:01,776 --> 02:40:04,425 Speaker 3: magazine that I've already read and I just 4736 02:40:04,485 --> 02:40:05,631 Speaker 3: thought you might like to read it. 4737 02:40:05,651 --> 02:40:09,669 Speaker 3: Wow, how lovely, how lovely of him. 4738 02:40:10,906 --> 02:40:11,207 Speaker 1: Very nice. 4739 02:40:12,812 --> 02:40:13,494 Speaker 3: On to the next one. 4740 02:40:14,990 --> 02:40:16,516 Speaker 3: When I was a toddler, we were supposed to 4741 02:40:16,556 --> 02:40:18,565 Speaker 3: go to Savannah to visit my mum's family for 4742 02:40:18,645 --> 02:40:20,172 Speaker 3: Christmas, but we couldn't. 4743 02:40:20,305 --> 02:40:22,292 Speaker 3: My dad said I've lost my wallet. 4744 02:40:23,065 --> 02:40:25,392 Speaker 3: It turned out what had actually happened 4745 02:40:25,412 --> 02:40:28,964 Speaker 3: was some prostitutes with an S that he'd 4746 02:40:29,004 --> 02:40:32,752 Speaker 3: slept with had stolen his money, id cards 4747 02:40:33,132 --> 02:40:35,056 Speaker 3: and all of the cocaine he'd been carrying, 4748 02:40:36,725 --> 02:40:38,009 Speaker 3: so we ended up going to hot on holiday 4749 02:40:38,050 --> 02:40:38,511 Speaker 3: without him. 4750 02:40:39,645 --> 02:40:41,470 Speaker 3: Unsurprisingly, my parents were divorced 4751 02:40:41,510 --> 02:40:42,152 Speaker 3: later that year. 4752 02:40:44,587 --> 02:40:45,749 Speaker 1: So what he went on? 4753 02:40:46,751 --> 02:40:48,334 Speaker 1: He's on holiday with his family, but he'd 4754 02:40:48,354 --> 02:40:50,517 Speaker 1: been banging prostitutes at sex work. 4755 02:40:50,537 --> 02:40:51,359 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. 4756 02:40:51,885 --> 02:40:52,694 Speaker 3: He couldn't go on holiday with them. 4757 02:40:53,625 --> 02:40:54,769 Speaker 1: Because he lost his wallet because of the 4758 02:40:54,809 --> 02:40:55,572 Speaker 1: sex workers at home. 4759 02:40:56,245 --> 02:40:57,993 Speaker 3: He said to them I've lost my wallet. 4760 02:40:58,013 --> 02:40:59,942 Speaker 3: But it turned out he'd had his wallet 4761 02:40:59,962 --> 02:41:02,810 Speaker 3: stolen by some prostitutes who'd also taken 4762 02:41:03,151 --> 02:41:05,536 Speaker 3: all of his ID and some cocaine that he'd 4763 02:41:05,556 --> 02:41:09,491 Speaker 3: been carrying, and her mum and dad broke up 4764 02:41:09,551 --> 02:41:10,333 Speaker 3: many months later. 4765 02:41:12,297 --> 02:41:12,938 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. 4766 02:41:13,465 --> 02:41:14,691 Speaker 3: Yeah, at least it's white. 4767 02:41:14,865 --> 02:41:16,151 Speaker 3: She was a toddler when that happened as 4768 02:41:16,171 --> 02:41:16,291 Speaker 3: well. 4769 02:41:16,385 --> 02:41:17,027 Speaker 3: Yeah, white Christmas. 4770 02:41:17,068 --> 02:41:19,348 Speaker 3: Indeed, she was a toddler when that 4771 02:41:19,368 --> 02:41:19,871 Speaker 3: happened as well. 4772 02:41:20,011 --> 02:41:20,735 Speaker 1: So it might have been very poor. 4773 02:41:20,755 --> 02:41:22,081 Speaker 1: He was banging sex workers as well. 4774 02:41:22,121 --> 02:41:22,925 Speaker 1: He had a little kid. 4775 02:41:23,813 --> 02:41:24,985 Speaker 3: He had a big old orgy basically. 4776 02:41:26,851 --> 02:41:27,694 Speaker 1: He's a nice man then. 4777 02:41:30,390 --> 02:41:33,036 Speaker 3: So this was my family, thank God, but one 4778 02:41:33,076 --> 02:41:33,837 Speaker 3: of my friends. 4779 02:41:34,385 --> 02:41:36,489 Speaker 3: So my uncle, sorry. 4780 02:41:36,529 --> 02:41:39,435 Speaker 3: Her uncle got cheating at the dinner table 4781 02:41:39,696 --> 02:41:42,288 Speaker 3: when his phone buzzed and her auntie saw 4782 02:41:42,308 --> 02:41:44,686 Speaker 3: the message coming in, she started 4783 02:41:44,746 --> 02:41:47,053 Speaker 3: screaming and crying and throwing dinner at 4784 02:41:47,113 --> 02:41:47,233 Speaker 3: him. 4785 02:41:49,146 --> 02:41:51,794 Speaker 3: My friend, her daughter, started to laugh, 4786 02:41:52,425 --> 02:41:54,911 Speaker 3: so her mum turned on her and started 4787 02:41:54,971 --> 02:41:56,916 Speaker 3: insulting her, saying you'll never get a 4788 02:41:56,976 --> 02:41:58,288 Speaker 3: man, You're too ugly. 4789 02:41:59,545 --> 02:42:01,632 Speaker 3: Then the mum stands up and started shouting 4790 02:42:01,672 --> 02:42:03,628 Speaker 3: at everybody the whole family starts to get 4791 02:42:03,668 --> 02:42:05,573 Speaker 3: involved, calling everyone back snobbers 4792 02:42:05,593 --> 02:42:06,295 Speaker 3: and lowlifes. 4793 02:42:07,305 --> 02:42:08,709 Speaker 3: And then, because I was the friend of the 4794 02:42:08,769 --> 02:42:11,296 Speaker 3: family, the mum then turned around to me 4795 02:42:11,336 --> 02:42:13,108 Speaker 3: and said and who the fuck are you, you 4796 02:42:13,168 --> 02:42:17,898 Speaker 3: intruding bitch On Christmas Day? 4797 02:42:18,225 --> 02:42:19,309 Speaker 1: Yes, that was a fun one. 4798 02:42:20,925 --> 02:42:21,949 Speaker 3: I've never been back there on. 4799 02:42:22,009 --> 02:42:22,711 Speaker 1: Christmas again. 4800 02:42:22,812 --> 02:42:23,393 Speaker 1: I'm glad I've done that. 4801 02:42:23,966 --> 02:42:25,351 Speaker 1: I have families and all this sort of stuff 4802 02:42:25,391 --> 02:42:27,230 Speaker 1: going on, or I don't have family, but yeah. 4803 02:42:28,605 --> 02:42:30,111 Speaker 3: Imagine Chevy Chase in these situations as 4804 02:42:30,152 --> 02:42:30,292 Speaker 3: well. 4805 02:42:30,385 --> 02:42:32,072 Speaker 3: He's just trying to hold it together. 4806 02:42:32,365 --> 02:42:32,486 Speaker 3: Yeah. 4807 02:42:34,325 --> 02:42:38,516 Speaker 3: My husband's stepmother gave me a 36 year 4808 02:42:38,656 --> 02:42:42,205 Speaker 3: old at the time gave me a kindergarten size 4809 02:42:42,626 --> 02:42:43,549 Speaker 3: backpack for Christmas. 4810 02:42:45,425 --> 02:42:47,631 Speaker 3: When I opened it she said I actually bought 4811 02:42:47,651 --> 02:42:49,617 Speaker 3: that for a child about five years ago but 4812 02:42:49,685 --> 02:42:50,569 Speaker 3: the child hated it. 4813 02:42:50,885 --> 02:42:52,807 Speaker 3: So it's been in the closet for ages and I 4814 02:42:52,867 --> 02:42:54,553 Speaker 3: saw it and thought I know what you're like 4815 02:42:54,613 --> 02:42:54,814 Speaker 3: that. 4816 02:42:55,307 --> 02:42:56,131 Speaker 3: None of us like it, though. 4817 02:42:56,225 --> 02:42:57,829 Speaker 3: We all think it's very ugly, but we think 4818 02:42:57,889 --> 02:42:59,112 Speaker 3: you might like it for Christmas. 4819 02:43:00,055 --> 02:43:00,335 Speaker 3: Wow. 4820 02:43:01,686 --> 02:43:05,032 Speaker 3: That same year they gave my three children 4821 02:43:06,315 --> 02:43:08,258 Speaker 3: gifts totaling $15. 4822 02:43:08,985 --> 02:43:11,453 Speaker 3: All of them still had the for sale stickers 4823 02:43:11,533 --> 02:43:13,170 Speaker 3: on them, so they're all bought in a sale. 4824 02:43:14,446 --> 02:43:16,731 Speaker 3: Meanwhile she'd bought her biological 4825 02:43:16,771 --> 02:43:19,135 Speaker 3: granddaughter a $300 unicorn. 4826 02:43:20,985 --> 02:43:22,952 Speaker 3: They made sure we all knew it costs $300. 4827 02:43:23,785 --> 02:43:25,455 Speaker 3: They pointed at the sales stickers on all 4828 02:43:25,475 --> 02:43:26,924 Speaker 3: of my children's presents and said they 4829 02:43:26,944 --> 02:43:28,291 Speaker 3: were great deals, weren't they? 4830 02:43:28,828 --> 02:43:30,176 Speaker 3: Then they said now can you all leave the 4831 02:43:30,216 --> 02:43:31,845 Speaker 3: room for a moment so that we can have some 4832 02:43:31,965 --> 02:43:33,874 Speaker 3: nice pictures with my daughter and her 4833 02:43:34,256 --> 02:43:34,698 Speaker 3: unicorn. 4834 02:43:34,718 --> 02:43:36,145 Speaker 3: Nice. 4835 02:43:37,449 --> 02:43:38,492 Speaker 3: What a lovely family. 4836 02:43:38,672 --> 02:43:42,916 Speaker 3: Yeah, growing up this is the next one 4837 02:43:42,976 --> 02:43:45,224 Speaker 3: growing up, as we always did, we went to my 4838 02:43:45,284 --> 02:43:47,050 Speaker 3: auntie and uncle's house for Christmas Eve 4839 02:43:47,070 --> 02:43:48,153 Speaker 3: dinner a family tradition. 4840 02:43:49,065 --> 02:43:51,270 Speaker 3: It was usually full of a house, full house, 4841 02:43:51,370 --> 02:43:54,817 Speaker 3: normally about 35 people, big family gal. 4842 02:43:55,666 --> 02:43:56,108 Speaker 1: That's a lot. 4843 02:43:57,625 --> 02:43:58,910 Speaker 3: You see we're all sitting down to dinner 4844 02:43:58,930 --> 02:43:59,452 Speaker 3: with my auntie. 4845 02:43:59,825 --> 02:44:00,488 Speaker 1: It's a lot of cooking. 4846 02:44:01,330 --> 02:44:04,410 Speaker 3: It is so my auntie, whose house it was, got 4847 02:44:04,450 --> 02:44:05,774 Speaker 3: into an argument with her sister. 4848 02:44:07,125 --> 02:44:08,773 Speaker 3: It escalated to the point where they were 4849 02:44:08,813 --> 02:44:11,324 Speaker 3: screaming at each other and my sister, my 4850 02:44:11,586 --> 02:44:13,454 Speaker 3: cousins and I were being herded into the 4851 02:44:13,494 --> 02:44:15,383 Speaker 3: basement to go and play with something and 4852 02:44:15,403 --> 02:44:17,171 Speaker 3: try not to listen to the adults yelling. 4853 02:44:17,726 --> 02:44:19,210 Speaker 1: Play with something in the basement. 4854 02:44:22,368 --> 02:44:24,333 Speaker 3: It ended when my auntie yelled that she was 4855 02:44:24,413 --> 02:44:25,536 Speaker 3: sick of the family drama. 4856 02:44:26,385 --> 02:44:27,309 Speaker 3: It's time to come clean. 4857 02:44:27,785 --> 02:44:29,511 Speaker 3: She announced that my oldest cousin is 4858 02:44:29,631 --> 02:44:33,484 Speaker 3: actually not the daughter of my auntie, but 4859 02:44:33,524 --> 02:44:35,070 Speaker 3: the daughter of the other auntie. 4860 02:44:35,665 --> 02:44:37,719 Speaker 3: Basically, when her auntie got pregnant, 4861 02:44:37,882 --> 02:44:40,140 Speaker 3: she was too young and irresponsible to 4862 02:44:40,302 --> 02:44:42,409 Speaker 3: raise her, so the other auntie stepped in, 4863 02:44:42,429 --> 02:44:43,211 Speaker 3: who's a bit older. 4864 02:44:43,613 --> 02:44:43,974 Speaker 1: Okay. 4865 02:44:45,928 --> 02:44:50,248 Speaker 3: My Christmas day, revealing this Amazing In 4866 02:44:50,328 --> 02:44:51,633 Speaker 3: front of 35 people. 4867 02:44:51,925 --> 02:44:55,230 Speaker 3: Happy Christmas, short one. 4868 02:44:55,705 --> 02:44:57,331 Speaker 3: One Christmas, my brother and father got 4869 02:44:57,371 --> 02:44:57,973 Speaker 3: into a fight. 4870 02:44:58,505 --> 02:44:59,973 Speaker 3: The cops had to be called and my brother 4871 02:44:59,993 --> 02:45:01,843 Speaker 3: was arrested and spent three months in jail 4872 02:45:02,064 --> 02:45:02,868 Speaker 3: beating up my dad. 4873 02:45:02,888 --> 02:45:05,310 Speaker 3: So much so her brother beat up her dad. 4874 02:45:06,393 --> 02:45:06,794 Speaker 1: Wow. 4875 02:45:09,770 --> 02:45:12,897 Speaker 3: The next one is a true Clark Griswold story. 4876 02:45:14,487 --> 02:45:16,532 Speaker 3: A few years ago, one of my brothers or 4877 02:45:16,552 --> 02:45:18,196 Speaker 3: sisters said something that pissed my mom 4878 02:45:18,216 --> 02:45:20,430 Speaker 3: off so much that she just cracked. 4879 02:45:21,105 --> 02:45:23,293 Speaker 3: She pushed this Christmas tree over, went 4880 02:45:23,333 --> 02:45:26,684 Speaker 3: down to the basement, got a saw, came up 4881 02:45:26,704 --> 02:45:29,008 Speaker 3: and started sawing it into tiny pieces in 4882 02:45:29,048 --> 02:45:29,649 Speaker 3: front of a saw. 4883 02:45:34,897 --> 02:45:35,498 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. 4884 02:45:35,738 --> 02:45:36,339 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. 4885 02:45:38,631 --> 02:45:41,409 Speaker 3: A couple more, 2012,. 4886 02:45:41,850 --> 02:45:43,795 Speaker 3: My family had reached boiling point that 4887 02:45:43,835 --> 02:45:43,995 Speaker 3: year. 4888 02:45:44,985 --> 02:45:46,351 Speaker 3: My brother had been kicked out of the army, 4889 02:45:47,026 --> 02:45:49,132 Speaker 3: I was a 17-year-old stoner about to drop 4890 02:45:49,172 --> 02:45:51,568 Speaker 3: out of school, my parents' marriage was a 4891 02:45:51,628 --> 02:45:54,255 Speaker 3: shit show and almost ripe for divorce, and 4892 02:45:54,275 --> 02:45:56,831 Speaker 3: my sister was over from the US for the 4893 02:45:56,871 --> 02:45:57,292 Speaker 3: holidays. 4894 02:45:57,905 --> 02:45:58,688 Speaker 3: The mood was bad. 4895 02:45:59,865 --> 02:46:00,969 Speaker 3: In the middle of Christmas dinner, the 4896 02:46:01,009 --> 02:46:01,591 Speaker 3: doorbell rang. 4897 02:46:02,625 --> 02:46:04,691 Speaker 3: My dad shouted who the fuck disturbs a 4898 02:46:04,731 --> 02:46:05,092 Speaker 3: family? 4899 02:46:05,152 --> 02:46:07,266 Speaker 3: On Christmas dinner night, we were all 4900 02:46:07,286 --> 02:46:10,329 Speaker 3: thinking the same thing Without hesitation, 4901 02:46:10,629 --> 02:46:12,393 Speaker 3: my brother gets up from the table and 4902 02:46:12,433 --> 02:46:13,636 Speaker 3: disappears for a few minutes. 4903 02:46:14,585 --> 02:46:17,053 Speaker 3: After a while, my angry dad stomped out of 4904 02:46:17,073 --> 02:46:20,704 Speaker 3: the room and went out to find who the 4905 02:46:20,764 --> 02:46:21,748 Speaker 3: unwanted visitor was. 4906 02:46:22,945 --> 02:46:26,794 Speaker 3: It was a man buying weed from my brother on 4907 02:46:26,854 --> 02:46:30,932 Speaker 3: Christmas Day, on Christmas night. 4908 02:46:32,425 --> 02:46:34,192 Speaker 3: You can imagine my dad's reaction. 4909 02:46:34,505 --> 02:46:36,530 Speaker 3: Little did we know that if my brother 4910 02:46:36,590 --> 02:46:38,977 Speaker 3: hadn't gotten up from the table and ensured 4911 02:46:39,017 --> 02:46:41,093 Speaker 3: that my dad would drive off afterwards to 4912 02:46:41,113 --> 02:46:43,382 Speaker 3: cool down, that he would have told us of 4913 02:46:43,423 --> 02:46:44,909 Speaker 3: his year-long affair that night. 4914 02:46:45,585 --> 02:46:48,552 Speaker 3: This is her dad, as well as the child he 4915 02:46:48,592 --> 02:46:50,783 Speaker 3: was about to have with his mistress and the 4916 02:46:50,823 --> 02:46:52,109 Speaker 3: fact that he was planning on leaving. 4917 02:46:52,865 --> 02:46:54,590 Speaker 3: He did actually tell us this a week later, 4918 02:46:54,650 --> 02:46:57,788 Speaker 3: on New Year's Eve, though, so that saved 4919 02:46:57,829 --> 02:47:00,700 Speaker 3: their Christmas day, but a week later they 4920 02:47:00,740 --> 02:47:03,429 Speaker 3: found out that their dad was having a baby 4921 02:47:03,470 --> 02:47:04,172 Speaker 3: with another lady. 4922 02:47:04,794 --> 02:47:06,086 Speaker 1: Amazing, what a family. 4923 02:47:09,225 --> 02:47:11,027 Speaker 3: Two more stories, short ones again. 4924 02:47:13,045 --> 02:47:13,688 Speaker 3: I love this one. 4925 02:47:14,365 --> 02:47:15,749 Speaker 3: My grandmother went out to the garage to 4926 02:47:15,789 --> 02:47:17,234 Speaker 3: smoke a cigarette after Christmas dinner. 4927 02:47:17,985 --> 02:47:20,811 Speaker 3: She intentionally slammed her arm in the 4928 02:47:20,852 --> 02:47:22,876 Speaker 3: car door, breaking her wrist in the process. 4929 02:47:23,785 --> 02:47:25,752 Speaker 3: You might ask why she was drunk. 4930 02:47:26,265 --> 02:47:28,071 Speaker 3: She said I wanted to see if my pain 4931 02:47:28,091 --> 02:47:29,315 Speaker 3: medication was working. 4932 02:47:31,973 --> 02:47:32,615 Speaker 1: Fucking hell. 4933 02:47:32,905 --> 02:47:34,809 Speaker 3: So she broke her own wrist in the car door 4934 02:47:35,370 --> 02:47:37,333 Speaker 3: to see if her pain medication was working. 4935 02:47:37,614 --> 02:47:38,375 Speaker 1: Fucking dickhead. 4936 02:47:39,057 --> 02:47:40,399 Speaker 3: We spent Well, no. 4937 02:47:41,449 --> 02:47:42,232 Speaker 1: Well, it might have been. 4938 02:47:42,905 --> 02:47:44,069 Speaker 3: And even if it was, it doesn't make you 4939 02:47:44,109 --> 02:47:44,690 Speaker 3: super human. 4940 02:47:46,525 --> 02:47:48,193 Speaker 3: We spent the rest of Christmas night in the 4941 02:47:48,213 --> 02:47:52,870 Speaker 3: emergency room, wow, and the last one is 4942 02:47:53,011 --> 02:47:53,973 Speaker 3: one involving poo. 4943 02:47:55,337 --> 02:47:55,577 Speaker 3: Lovely. 4944 02:47:56,187 --> 02:47:56,729 Speaker 3: And a church. 4945 02:47:58,785 --> 02:48:00,731 Speaker 3: I went drinking with my friends on the 23rd 4946 02:48:00,771 --> 02:48:01,232 Speaker 3: of December. 4947 02:48:02,805 --> 02:48:03,548 Speaker 3: The 24th. 4948 02:48:03,929 --> 02:48:04,892 Speaker 3: We went to midnight mass. 4949 02:48:05,825 --> 02:48:06,748 Speaker 3: Things were going well, but then it 4950 02:48:06,789 --> 02:48:07,351 Speaker 3: suddenly hit me. 4951 02:48:08,305 --> 02:48:10,310 Speaker 3: I got the shits 10 minutes into the service. 4952 02:48:13,165 --> 02:48:16,194 Speaker 3: My guts forced me to let out a silent fart, 4953 02:48:17,185 --> 02:48:19,011 Speaker 3: but it had the power to melt candles. 4954 02:48:19,945 --> 02:48:21,130 Speaker 3: It was such a bad smell. 4955 02:48:21,365 --> 02:48:22,833 Speaker 3: Luckily I got away with it because there 4956 02:48:22,873 --> 02:48:25,065 Speaker 3: was a baby nearby and everyone just assumed 4957 02:48:25,085 --> 02:48:26,630 Speaker 3: the baby had pooed in its nappy. 4958 02:48:26,811 --> 02:48:27,272 Speaker 3: Amazing. 4959 02:48:28,165 --> 02:48:30,751 Speaker 3: Then my gut did another noise and I thought 4960 02:48:31,252 --> 02:48:32,776 Speaker 3: oh, I've realized what's going to happen. 4961 02:48:33,665 --> 02:48:36,151 Speaker 3: So I had to run, with my butt clenched, to 4962 02:48:36,191 --> 02:48:37,154 Speaker 3: the church bathroom. 4963 02:48:38,465 --> 02:48:40,652 Speaker 3: There is only one male and one female unit. 4964 02:48:42,145 --> 02:48:44,430 Speaker 3: The men's had someone in it, so I ran into 4965 02:48:44,450 --> 02:48:48,178 Speaker 3: the women's and I kicked the door open and 4966 02:48:48,485 --> 02:48:49,168 Speaker 3: shot myself. 4967 02:48:50,725 --> 02:48:53,853 Speaker 3: I looked back to see the damage on my 4968 02:48:53,913 --> 02:48:54,475 Speaker 3: trousers. 4969 02:48:55,625 --> 02:48:58,072 Speaker 3: Then I realized there was no toilet paper. 4970 02:48:59,665 --> 02:49:02,950 Speaker 3: So I took off my jumper and my jacket and 4971 02:49:03,010 --> 02:49:05,955 Speaker 3: wiped my ass with my jumper and my jacket. 4972 02:49:09,725 --> 02:49:12,133 Speaker 3: I then went outside to wait by my parents 4973 02:49:12,173 --> 02:49:12,414 Speaker 3: car. 4974 02:49:12,826 --> 02:49:15,972 Speaker 1: Wouldn't you though I know it's a bit more 4975 02:49:15,992 --> 02:49:18,738 Speaker 1: disgusting would you use your hand and then 4976 02:49:18,845 --> 02:49:21,004 Speaker 1: just wash in the wash basin? 4977 02:49:21,868 --> 02:49:23,666 Speaker 1: I know that's kind of disgusting I think 4978 02:49:23,686 --> 02:49:24,991 Speaker 1: the diarrhea was so bad. 4979 02:49:25,845 --> 02:49:27,551 Speaker 3: I think it was so bad that my hand's not 4980 02:49:27,591 --> 02:49:28,434 Speaker 3: just going to get in. 4981 02:49:28,986 --> 02:49:30,752 Speaker 1: So it must have been all over the bum 4982 02:49:30,772 --> 02:49:31,153 Speaker 1: cheeks. 4983 02:49:31,785 --> 02:49:33,890 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because he says there. 4984 02:49:34,030 --> 02:49:35,875 Speaker 3: I waited outside my parents car in the 4985 02:49:35,915 --> 02:49:38,648 Speaker 3: freezing cold in just a t-shirt, because my 4986 02:49:38,668 --> 02:49:42,837 Speaker 3: jacket and my jumper were in the bin in the 4987 02:49:43,138 --> 02:49:43,558 Speaker 3: toilet. 4988 02:49:44,227 --> 02:49:45,472 Speaker 1: The public clears the bin. 4989 02:49:46,265 --> 02:49:48,092 Speaker 3: And then my parents came back outside after 4990 02:49:48,112 --> 02:49:48,594 Speaker 3: the service. 4991 02:49:48,785 --> 02:49:49,850 Speaker 1: Shitty clothes in the bin. 4992 02:49:50,326 --> 02:49:52,332 Speaker 3: And they asked me why I had poo all over my 4993 02:49:52,372 --> 02:49:52,933 Speaker 3: trousers. 4994 02:49:54,045 --> 02:49:55,291 Speaker 3: I told them the whole story. 4995 02:49:55,745 --> 02:49:57,470 Speaker 3: They laughed at me the entire way home on 4996 02:49:57,510 --> 02:49:58,373 Speaker 3: Christmas Eve night. 4997 02:49:59,265 --> 02:50:00,831 Speaker 1: But don't just, don't sit down, yeah. 4998 02:50:01,785 --> 02:50:03,589 Speaker 3: You had to lie on the back seats front down, 4999 02:50:03,609 --> 02:50:04,151 Speaker 3: I should imagine. 5000 02:50:04,692 --> 02:50:05,013 Speaker 3: Yeah. 5001 02:50:05,935 --> 02:50:06,797 Speaker 3: Fuck, hell. 5002 02:50:08,089 --> 02:50:08,851 Speaker 3: Well, there we go. 5003 02:50:09,252 --> 02:50:09,513 Speaker 1: Nice. 5004 02:50:10,686 --> 02:50:11,388 Speaker 3: Clark Griswold. 5005 02:50:11,649 --> 02:50:12,974 Speaker 3: I think if I were, to Happy shitmas. 5006 02:50:13,585 --> 02:50:14,710 Speaker 3: I don't even want to pick which one of 5007 02:50:14,730 --> 02:50:15,352 Speaker 3: those I'm going to be. 5008 02:50:15,645 --> 02:50:16,449 Speaker 3: I'm just going to leave it there. 5009 02:50:17,746 --> 02:50:18,328 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. 5010 02:50:18,969 --> 02:50:21,114 Speaker 3: Happy shitmas indeed, Bill Bill. 5011 02:50:21,434 --> 02:50:23,466 Speaker 3: Take us out, Shall we come back and have 5012 02:50:23,487 --> 02:50:27,088 Speaker 3: yourself a very Murray Christmas Boy and a 5013 02:50:27,128 --> 02:50:28,172 Speaker 3: happy bill yeah. 5014 02:50:29,145 --> 02:50:30,328 Speaker 1: That's all the time we've got for this week 5015 02:50:30,368 --> 02:50:30,869 Speaker 1: on World of Strange. 5016 02:50:32,474 --> 02:50:34,900 Speaker 1: Next week, though, Gimme iron. 5017 02:50:35,361 --> 02:50:36,464 Speaker 1: Hairless pets Weird. 5018 02:50:57,762 --> 02:50:58,142 Speaker 1: I'm a back. 5019 02:50:58,885 --> 02:51:01,392 Speaker 3: Back again for Christmas time. 5020 02:51:03,165 --> 02:51:07,011 Speaker 3: Ten years of podcasting, that's it. 5021 02:51:07,031 --> 02:51:07,592 Speaker 3: That's all I've got. 5022 02:51:07,612 --> 02:51:08,515 Speaker 3: I haven't got any other lyrics. 5023 02:51:08,825 --> 02:51:11,173 Speaker 3: That's what we work on it Excellent. 5024 02:51:11,866 --> 02:51:13,172 Speaker 3: Well, merry Christmas and a happy new year 5025 02:51:13,212 --> 02:51:14,779 Speaker 3: to you, gavin, to all our listeners, and 5026 02:51:15,744 --> 02:51:17,550 Speaker 3: happy tenure anniversary all over again to 5027 02:51:17,630 --> 02:51:17,711 Speaker 3: us. 5028 02:51:17,891 --> 02:51:20,992 Speaker 3: Fantastic stuff, it's been a wild ride. 5029 02:51:21,506 --> 02:51:22,630 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very enjoyable. 5030 02:51:23,585 --> 02:51:24,730 Speaker 3: National Lampoons and all that business. 5031 02:51:25,286 --> 02:51:27,273 Speaker 1: I love putting words in your ears. 5032 02:51:28,185 --> 02:51:30,065 Speaker 3: This is the last episode of 2023. 5033 02:51:30,085 --> 02:51:32,595 Speaker 3: So let's talk about what the next three 5034 02:51:32,615 --> 02:51:34,503 Speaker 3: episodes are going to be as we enter into a 5035 02:51:34,583 --> 02:51:35,065 Speaker 3: new year. 5036 02:51:36,728 --> 02:51:40,276 Speaker 3: First episode of 2024, episode 147 will be 5037 02:51:40,316 --> 02:51:41,338 Speaker 3: a patron pick. 5038 02:51:42,208 --> 02:51:46,914 Speaker 3: Patron pick, matthew Godley's, your turn 5039 02:51:46,934 --> 02:51:47,155 Speaker 3: again. 5040 02:51:47,425 --> 02:51:49,269 Speaker 3: You, as we discussed, have selected Flash 5041 02:51:49,309 --> 02:51:51,073 Speaker 3: Gordon and Dead man. 5042 02:51:51,153 --> 02:51:55,532 Speaker 3: Shoes, ups and downs, highs and lows there, 5043 02:51:56,255 --> 02:51:56,778 Speaker 3: motions. 5044 02:51:57,300 --> 02:51:57,521 Speaker 1: Yeah. 5045 02:51:58,886 --> 02:52:01,212 Speaker 3: After that Gav you old git. 5046 02:52:01,853 --> 02:52:04,749 Speaker 3: It's your birthday episode 32. 5047 02:52:05,171 --> 02:52:05,793 Speaker 3: Episode 100. 5048 02:52:06,546 --> 02:52:09,930 Speaker 3: He's only 32, guys Even that sounds old. 5049 02:52:10,893 --> 02:52:11,414 Speaker 3: It does really. 5050 02:52:11,905 --> 02:52:14,274 Speaker 3: Episode 148, Gav's birthday episode. 5051 02:52:14,385 --> 02:52:16,974 Speaker 3: It's going to be Sorcerer 47. 5052 02:52:18,329 --> 02:52:19,253 Speaker 3: It's going to be 47. 5053 02:52:19,345 --> 02:52:20,390 Speaker 3: He's not really 32. 5054 02:52:20,671 --> 02:52:21,695 Speaker 3: Yeah, mugs. 5055 02:52:22,207 --> 02:52:24,744 Speaker 1: Sorcerer and Studio 666. 5056 02:52:25,951 --> 02:52:28,765 Speaker 3: Sorcerer and Studio 666. 5057 02:52:29,206 --> 02:52:31,714 Speaker 1: Two completely different films. 5058 02:52:32,105 --> 02:52:33,048 Speaker 3: I've not seen either of them. 5059 02:52:33,489 --> 02:52:33,951 Speaker 1: Amazing. 5060 02:52:35,425 --> 02:52:38,515 Speaker 3: And after that will be episode 149. 5061 02:52:38,625 --> 02:52:41,692 Speaker 3: And, as mentioned previously, any episode 5062 02:52:41,792 --> 02:52:42,393 Speaker 3: we can. 5063 02:52:42,634 --> 02:52:43,536 Speaker 3: For the next year. 5064 02:52:43,556 --> 02:52:45,125 Speaker 3: We're going to do director specials and 5065 02:52:45,146 --> 02:52:46,789 Speaker 3: we're going to kick that off with episode 5066 02:52:46,809 --> 02:52:50,277 Speaker 3: 149, which will be an Adam Green special. 5067 02:52:50,505 --> 02:52:52,632 Speaker 3: Looking at this relatively newcomer to the 5068 02:52:52,673 --> 02:52:55,373 Speaker 3: horror game, he's been around a while now, 5069 02:52:55,393 --> 02:52:57,090 Speaker 3: but not yeah, I was going to say it's good 5070 02:52:57,110 --> 02:52:59,290 Speaker 3: 20 years it's still fresh-ish. 5071 02:53:00,625 --> 02:53:01,888 Speaker 3: We're going to be covering two of his films 5072 02:53:01,968 --> 02:53:05,457 Speaker 3: Frozen not the Disney thing, a long musical 5073 02:53:05,545 --> 02:53:09,593 Speaker 3: thing, the one where they're in the ski 5074 02:53:09,633 --> 02:53:12,492 Speaker 3: lift and Digging Up the Marrow. 5075 02:53:13,427 --> 02:53:15,173 Speaker 3: A bit of Ray Wise in your life there. 5076 02:53:15,705 --> 02:53:18,312 Speaker 1: And I actually know a lot about Adam Green 5077 02:53:18,453 --> 02:53:18,793 Speaker 1: as well. 5078 02:53:19,275 --> 02:53:21,249 Speaker 3: Yes, well, that's what's going to be fun to 5079 02:53:21,269 --> 02:53:21,691 Speaker 3: discuss. 5080 02:53:22,665 --> 02:53:25,249 Speaker 3: So that's what we're doing next, patron Pit, 5081 02:53:25,329 --> 02:53:27,745 Speaker 3: gav's birthday and an Adam Green special. 5082 02:53:27,845 --> 02:53:30,894 Speaker 3: Well, it's fun to kick the ear off, gav. 5083 02:53:32,408 --> 02:53:33,792 Speaker 1: I thought you said a dog bark. 5084 02:53:35,172 --> 02:53:36,301 Speaker 1: You have a dog there. 5085 02:53:36,765 --> 02:53:39,206 Speaker 3: I don't have a dog here Weird, it's just 5086 02:53:39,246 --> 02:53:41,974 Speaker 3: jacking on a bone, just knots. 5087 02:53:44,730 --> 02:53:46,735 Speaker 3: Well, gav, I think what I'll probably do at 5088 02:53:46,755 --> 02:53:50,525 Speaker 3: this point is say some admin stuff before 5089 02:53:50,645 --> 02:53:52,050 Speaker 3: we say goodbye to Merry Christmas. 5090 02:53:53,665 --> 02:53:54,874 Speaker 3: Anything you want to add before we do that? 5091 02:53:57,250 --> 02:53:58,287 Speaker 1: Thank you Everybody. 5092 02:53:58,327 --> 02:53:59,953 Speaker 1: Have a great New Year. 5093 02:54:00,305 --> 02:54:01,449 Speaker 1: I'm glad everyone's happy. 5094 02:54:01,610 --> 02:54:02,694 Speaker 1: If you're happy. 5095 02:54:03,406 --> 02:54:04,568 Speaker 3: Don't do this all over again. 5096 02:54:04,848 --> 02:54:06,130 Speaker 1: Exactly, you're not happy, then. 5097 02:54:06,171 --> 02:54:07,833 Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're not OK, we'll confuse 5098 02:54:07,853 --> 02:54:08,274 Speaker 1: again. 5099 02:54:08,555 --> 02:54:09,837 Speaker 1: Carry on Thank you. 5100 02:54:10,157 --> 02:54:11,580 Speaker 1: I certainly just said anything. 5101 02:54:15,893 --> 02:54:17,676 Speaker 3: I can see you're really regretting opening 5102 02:54:17,696 --> 02:54:18,056 Speaker 3: your mouth. 5103 02:54:19,825 --> 02:54:20,908 Speaker 3: He's just wrung in his shoulders. 5104 02:54:20,989 --> 02:54:24,832 Speaker 3: Everyone, as always, then, and as we have 5105 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to fuck off, or just say 5130 02:55:13,989 --> 02:55:16,395 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas or ask Avonlea as long 5131 02:55:16,415 --> 02:55:17,787 Speaker 3: balls Any of these things. 5132 02:55:18,068 --> 02:55:18,650 Speaker 3: It's interesting. 5133 02:55:19,625 --> 02:55:20,710 Speaker 3: We're available wherever you're listening 5134 02:55:20,730 --> 02:55:22,449 Speaker 3: to us now he's looking at me shaking his 5135 02:55:22,490 --> 02:55:24,667 Speaker 3: head Wherever you're listening to us now 5136 02:55:24,848 --> 02:55:26,834 Speaker 3: and any other podcast platforms, such as 5137 02:55:26,854 --> 02:55:29,327 Speaker 3: Spotify, youtube, podknife Apple Podcast 5138 02:55:29,728 --> 02:55:33,174 Speaker 3: Addict Podbean and the Partridge in our 5139 02:55:33,214 --> 02:55:34,516 Speaker 3: Petrie. 5140 02:55:36,405 --> 02:55:37,368 Speaker 3: We're also on Instagram. 5141 02:55:37,809 --> 02:55:38,892 Speaker 3: The podcast on Haunted Hill. 5142 02:55:38,932 --> 02:55:42,530 Speaker 3: At Insta Joy to the world. 5143 02:55:47,489 --> 02:55:49,193 Speaker 3: He mentions the Sanctuary Moon, which is a 5144 02:55:49,233 --> 02:55:50,256 Speaker 3: Deadbolt Films production. 5145 02:55:50,605 --> 02:55:52,051 Speaker 3: Deadbolt Films is our production company, 5146 02:55:52,745 --> 02:55:55,106 Speaker 3: deadboltfilms.com is the website, deadbolt 5147 02:55:55,126 --> 02:55:58,086 Speaker 3: Films is the YouTube channel and at 5148 02:55:58,267 --> 02:56:01,275 Speaker 3: Deadbolt Films is the Instagram thingymajig. 5149 02:56:01,945 --> 02:56:03,650 Speaker 3: So if you like a bit of that, then jingle 5150 02:56:03,710 --> 02:56:07,050 Speaker 3: bells, jingle bells Love this. 5151 02:56:07,070 --> 02:56:07,371 Speaker 3: Thank you. 5152 02:56:08,706 --> 02:56:12,529 Speaker 3: And finally, patron Rudolph, the Red Nose 5153 02:56:12,569 --> 02:56:19,174 Speaker 3: patron had a very shiny. 5154 02:56:20,941 --> 02:56:22,045 Speaker 3: Thank you very much to our patrons. 5155 02:56:22,125 --> 02:56:23,990 Speaker 3: I'll thank you all individually in a moment. 5156 02:56:24,090 --> 02:56:25,473 Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. 5157 02:56:25,533 --> 02:56:27,037 Speaker 3: But if you want to become a patron and help 5158 02:56:27,077 --> 02:56:28,701 Speaker 3: support the show, that would be fantastic. 5159 02:56:28,741 --> 02:56:29,543 Speaker 3: You don't have to do it. 5160 02:56:29,583 --> 02:56:30,305 Speaker 3: We would do this for free. 5161 02:56:30,806 --> 02:56:32,270 Speaker 3: But if you do do that, even for as little 5162 02:56:32,290 --> 02:56:33,774 Speaker 3: as a pound or a dollar a month, it really, 5163 02:56:33,794 --> 02:56:34,376 Speaker 3: really helps us. 5164 02:56:34,985 --> 02:56:37,214 Speaker 3: It helps us buy equipment, merchandise, 5165 02:56:37,876 --> 02:56:39,141 Speaker 3: rent and buy films. 5166 02:56:39,482 --> 02:56:40,727 Speaker 3: All that kind of stuff to keep the show 5167 02:56:40,787 --> 02:56:42,807 Speaker 3: ticking along nicely Takes the pressure off 5168 02:56:42,847 --> 02:56:43,329 Speaker 3: us slightly. 5169 02:56:43,670 --> 02:56:44,493 Speaker 3: There are rewards. 5170 02:56:44,785 --> 02:56:46,551 Speaker 3: If you become a patron, you get a free 5171 02:56:46,612 --> 02:56:47,053 Speaker 3: t-shirt. 5172 02:56:47,867 --> 02:56:49,985 Speaker 3: You also get your name read out In 5173 02:56:50,045 --> 02:56:51,729 Speaker 3: sometimes a silly voice at the end of the 5174 02:56:51,770 --> 02:56:52,251 Speaker 3: episode. 5175 02:56:52,692 --> 02:56:55,666 Speaker 3: You get access to exclusive content, as 5176 02:56:55,766 --> 02:56:59,114 Speaker 3: well as our entire back catalogue of 5177 02:56:59,154 --> 02:57:02,148 Speaker 3: episodes, and you get to probably most 5178 02:57:02,188 --> 02:57:05,255 Speaker 3: excitingly pick your episode when it's your 5179 02:57:05,295 --> 02:57:06,718 Speaker 3: turn to pick two films. 5180 02:57:07,225 --> 02:57:09,412 Speaker 3: That's why you've chosen those films and 5181 02:57:09,432 --> 02:57:10,154 Speaker 3: all this kind of stuff. 5182 02:57:10,866 --> 02:57:13,432 Speaker 1: And quite possibly, as I'm wearing one, I'm 5183 02:57:13,452 --> 02:57:15,798 Speaker 1: wearing a tie-dye t-shirt that I was given 5184 02:57:15,925 --> 02:57:16,910 Speaker 1: by my middle child. 5185 02:57:17,025 --> 02:57:20,575 Speaker 1: It's stole one of the fresh t-shirts and 5186 02:57:20,636 --> 02:57:22,842 Speaker 1: tie-dye it for me and it looks kind of good. 5187 02:57:22,942 --> 02:57:23,825 Speaker 1: So it's a chance. 5188 02:57:24,186 --> 02:57:26,291 Speaker 1: It might be a choice of a tie-dye t-shirt. 5189 02:57:26,452 --> 02:57:28,987 Speaker 3: Yeah, bit of tie-dye action, taking it back 5190 02:57:29,007 --> 02:57:29,950 Speaker 3: to the early 90s. 5191 02:57:30,713 --> 02:57:31,194 Speaker 3: Good stuff. 5192 02:57:32,048 --> 02:57:33,213 Speaker 3: So, patron, patron, patron. 5193 02:57:33,305 --> 02:57:34,729 Speaker 3: If you want to become a patron, just go to 5194 02:57:34,769 --> 02:57:37,316 Speaker 3: patron and search for the podcast on on 5195 02:57:37,336 --> 02:57:39,210 Speaker 3: Tiddly, or, alternatively, message me and I 5196 02:57:39,250 --> 02:57:40,133 Speaker 3: can help direct you there. 5197 02:57:40,945 --> 02:57:42,431 Speaker 3: As always, thank you to our patrons all. 5198 02:57:42,665 --> 02:57:44,809 Speaker 3: Thank you all individually, now by name, in 5199 02:57:44,869 --> 02:57:47,134 Speaker 3: a very Christmassy fashion. 5200 02:57:49,605 --> 02:57:54,257 Speaker 3: So, first of all, thank you, don Correa. 5201 02:57:55,771 --> 02:57:57,901 Speaker 3: Thank you, matthew Godley. 5202 02:58:00,631 --> 02:58:01,895 Speaker 3: Have you been a good boy this? 5203 02:58:01,935 --> 02:58:02,135 Speaker 1: year. 5204 02:58:02,905 --> 02:58:05,533 Speaker 1: Oh has Father Christmas given you a good 5205 02:58:05,634 --> 02:58:05,995 Speaker 1: tickle. 5206 02:58:07,129 --> 02:58:08,448 Speaker 3: Oh right, this might get bad. 5207 02:58:09,469 --> 02:58:13,624 Speaker 3: Oh, jamie Jenkins, you've been a very good 5208 02:58:13,644 --> 02:58:13,765 Speaker 3: girl. 5209 02:58:15,049 --> 02:58:17,055 Speaker 1: Did you have a good pull-up cracker? 5210 02:58:17,867 --> 02:58:20,369 Speaker 3: Oh God, this is Gav saying these things 5211 02:58:20,510 --> 02:58:22,548 Speaker 3: off-screen, kevin S5. 5212 02:58:24,585 --> 02:58:25,990 Speaker 3: You very good boy. 5213 02:58:27,585 --> 02:58:31,094 Speaker 1: Jingle bells, jingle bells Sarah. 5214 02:58:31,174 --> 02:58:31,856 Speaker 3: Kay. 5215 02:58:32,417 --> 02:58:34,051 Speaker 3: No, oh, sarah Kay. 5216 02:58:34,486 --> 02:58:36,593 Speaker 3: I hope you enjoy your presents. 5217 02:58:37,726 --> 02:58:40,975 Speaker 1: Oh, roast potatoes, why I? 5218 02:58:40,995 --> 02:58:42,860 Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know. 5219 02:58:42,880 --> 02:58:48,034 Speaker 3: Oh Rachel, oh Rachel, I hope you get a 5220 02:58:48,134 --> 02:58:49,237 Speaker 3: white Christmas. 5221 02:58:50,228 --> 02:58:54,051 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 5222 02:58:54,071 --> 02:58:56,256 Speaker 3: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 5223 02:58:56,296 --> 02:58:57,058 Speaker 3: oh, oh, oh, oh oh. 5224 02:58:57,185 --> 02:58:58,569 Speaker 3: What a good boy you've been. 5225 02:58:58,770 --> 02:59:01,298 Speaker 3: Sit on my lap, oh oh, rj. 5226 02:59:04,695 --> 02:59:06,705 Speaker 3: Oh, rj, you have been a good boy, and 5227 02:59:06,766 --> 02:59:11,709 Speaker 3: finally, Lex Boo, what a wonderful girl 5228 02:59:11,729 --> 02:59:12,973 Speaker 3: you've been this Christmas. 5229 02:59:13,565 --> 02:59:16,134 Speaker 3: May your days be merry and bright. 5230 02:59:16,726 --> 02:59:17,630 Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh. 5231 02:59:18,866 --> 02:59:20,070 Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be Santa. 5232 02:59:20,431 --> 02:59:20,672 Speaker 3: Yeah. 5233 02:59:22,010 --> 02:59:23,525 Speaker 1: Thank you, merry Christmas Patreons. 5234 02:59:24,353 --> 02:59:26,508 Speaker 3: I hope you guys all enjoyed that and I hope 5235 02:59:26,528 --> 02:59:28,714 Speaker 3: Santa comes down your chimney and empties 5236 02:59:28,774 --> 02:59:29,657 Speaker 3: his sack all over you. 5237 02:59:29,677 --> 02:59:32,525 Speaker 3: Oh the place, oh the classics, the classics. 5238 02:59:33,247 --> 02:59:35,212 Speaker 3: But listen, go pour your cracker and 5239 02:59:35,252 --> 02:59:36,735 Speaker 3: whatever it is you do, stuff your bird, 5240 02:59:37,096 --> 02:59:40,150 Speaker 3: stuff your turkey and pour gravy over 5241 02:59:40,191 --> 02:59:40,631 Speaker 3: everything. 5242 02:59:40,692 --> 02:59:45,943 Speaker 3: And drink some egg drink some egg mog and 5243 02:59:46,845 --> 02:59:49,292 Speaker 3: smoke some chocochoccalola, chocochoccalola, 5244 02:59:49,312 --> 02:59:49,894 Speaker 3: chocochoccalola. 5245 02:59:50,516 --> 02:59:51,479 Speaker 1: Chocochoccalola. 5246 02:59:51,579 --> 02:59:52,361 Speaker 1: Smoke some chocochoccalola. 5247 02:59:52,886 --> 02:59:54,331 Speaker 3: Smoke some chocochoccalola and drink some 5248 02:59:54,411 --> 02:59:57,170 Speaker 3: egg mog, and may your days be merry and 5249 02:59:57,190 --> 02:59:57,471 Speaker 3: bright. 5250 02:59:58,585 --> 03:00:01,033 Speaker 1: You know maybe your days be buried, buried. 5251 03:00:01,545 --> 03:00:03,870 Speaker 3: Days be buried under the sun. 5252 03:00:06,375 --> 03:00:07,798 Speaker 1: Let's finish this now. 5253 03:00:07,998 --> 03:00:08,499 Speaker 1: Let's finish this. 5254 03:00:08,545 --> 03:00:11,792 Speaker 3: Listen, it's a good night from Clark 5255 03:00:11,832 --> 03:00:12,374 Speaker 3: Griswold. 5256 03:00:12,394 --> 03:00:12,794 Speaker 3: It is. 5257 03:00:12,915 --> 03:00:15,171 Speaker 3: It's a good night from Coslett, it was you 5258 03:00:15,191 --> 03:00:18,088 Speaker 3: it was Paul, and it's a good night from 5259 03:00:18,389 --> 03:00:20,033 Speaker 3: Snotts yacking on a bone. 5260 03:00:20,353 --> 03:00:21,336 Speaker 1: Indeed, it is and it's. 5261 03:00:21,356 --> 03:00:22,218 Speaker 1: A good night from you. 5262 03:00:22,238 --> 03:00:24,062 Speaker 3: It's a good night from me and it's a good 5263 03:00:24,082 --> 03:00:25,505 Speaker 3: night from Santa and it's a little helpers 5264 03:00:25,625 --> 03:00:26,950 Speaker 3: and it's a good night from me. 5265 03:00:27,070 --> 03:00:27,812 Speaker 1: Good night everybody. 5266 03:00:28,565 --> 03:00:30,732 Speaker 3: What does Snoop Dogg say at Christmas? 5267 03:00:32,313 --> 03:00:32,636 Speaker 3: I don't know. 5268 03:00:33,565 --> 03:00:34,770 Speaker 3: Ho ho, ho. 5269 03:00:35,947 --> 03:00:36,549 Speaker 3: Good night everyone. 5270 03:00:39,067 --> 03:00:40,692 Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast on 5271 03:00:40,732 --> 03:00:41,254 Speaker 1: Haunted Hill. 5272 03:00:41,545 --> 03:01:19,301 Speaker 1: We will be back again real soon, merry 5273 03:01:19,321 --> 03:01:19,821 Speaker 1: Christmas.