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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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welcome to smut club hey everybody i'm

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chelsea and i'm hannah um

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we are two licensed therapists

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who

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read a lot of smut

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and enjoy it

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like

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all right i thought i did well last year

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i read 204 books in 2021 um and i'm

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pretty sure you put my numbers to shame

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how many

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it was over 300 right it was it was 339.

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how like do you sleep no no i don't

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good question i do not sleep thank you

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for asking the answer is no

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next question

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brandon why are you crying right now

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brandon is if you hear a dog or a cat in

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the background we

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are recording this in my dining room

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breakfast nook i don't know what the

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technical term is

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but we have a

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dog who like

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what the [ __ ]

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have a dog named brandon who has no

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boundaries and we have a cat named craig

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who also has no boundaries but is

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quieter about his lack of boundaries

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true true and you know we talk about

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boundaries as therapists and also

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because people lack them and smut all

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the time they do they do

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there are so many characters that i'm

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like i feel like you're looking for

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fulfillment in each other yeah and maybe

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see a therapist and then circle back to

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this relationship i'm not saying like

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leave the relationship i'm just saying

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let's maybe learn some healthier

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ways to engage in this relationship but

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also i don't know if like blood play and

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proper boundaries go together you know i

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guess they do you do need boundaries

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around blood play i mean technically

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like if you're doing it right

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yes you know

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if you're doing it right don't worry

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about it but the point is that i i think

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some people think that the lack of

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boundaries or the intentional crossing

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of them is hot in some way and so

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that's like the majority of smut

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is like pushing it

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you know that's valid mm-hmm

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and yet it doesn't stop us from reading

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it in excess

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yep and so

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welcome to this new journey that we're

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on where we come and we talk about smut

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our experiences of it we figured we'll

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like review a book or two an episode and

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like see where we

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land see what our thoughts are um

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because there's just like a wide world

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of smut to be discovered there is and i

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recently

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speaking of the wide world somehow

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started reading like alien smut

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but i couldn't stop

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so i just like is it weird that you said

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alien smut in my head i just like saw

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the word probe in huge letters and i was

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i imagine that that's a part of it it

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was yes you're correct

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um there's also a lot of like genetic

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mutations and kidnapping and just you

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know abduction it's not kidnapping when

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it's aliens it's abduction to be clear

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aliens the deciding line between

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kidnapping and abduction i think so yes

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i mean i'm not an attorney

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definitions

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but i feel like aliens are the deciding

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factor between the two

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well so not alien smut but i was

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recently telling a friend about feral

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sins which i'm sure will review at some

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point um

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and i was like telling them like the

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premise of this book and there's

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werewolves in it and yes i do struggle

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with saying the word wolf and we're just

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going to own that now

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so it's a werewolf and we're just going

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to move on with our lives do you want me

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to just say it every time do you want to

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give me like a wink

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so this book is about

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werewolves oh i don't think that's gonna

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but so i'm like i'm telling her all

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about this book

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actually it's like me my husband her her

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husband were all sitting there they're

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all laughing at my retelling of this

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book and then she's like yeah you know

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if that's what you're into

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was like so i want to be clear

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it's not woof

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porn

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it's it's human smut and they are also

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shape shifters who can shift into a wolf

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this is not sustainable it's not

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i'm having fun with it though so just

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whenever you want to do it it's cool

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i i can't wait for the day that i like

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think i'm knowingly giving you the look

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and you're like i don't know what you're

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werewolf yeah she was like i was like oh

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i really appreciated this friend being

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really like yeah chelsea like if that's

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what you're into and i was like i just

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want to be clear this is not

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woof smut

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it is like

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it's humans as well and she's like oh

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i'm like i'm not this isn't like a

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bestiality and she's like oh

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and i was like jesus you know what i i

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really i want to thank you for being so

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accepting that that's what you thought i

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was talking about and you're like yes

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chelsea if that's what you're into and i

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mean i guess for other people you know

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if that is what you're into live your

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truth sure um

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i don't think i could do that

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consistently and so i think i'm thinking

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that through in the context of alien

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smut and probing

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and abduction it's not it's only

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kidnapping if they stay on earth is that

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i think it has to be human on human

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like if a vampire kidnapped someone oh i

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apologize if a vampire takes someone

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it's an abduction but if a human takes

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someone it can happen listen okay if

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so not of this earth it is abduction

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abduction it is no one is ever like i

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was alien kidnapped exactly it doesn't

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roll off a tongue is easy it doesn't i'm

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a [ __ ] for alliteration i was gonna say

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it's all about the alliteration like if

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you can have alliteration you need to

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really i think it makes life more fun

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do you want to review today

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let's do denim vipers to start oh damn

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and who wrote denim vipers oh god damn

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hold please oh i feel like i should know

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this offhand and [ __ ] amongst yourself i

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don't know this often i should know i

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don't worry about me

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i feel like as soon as you say the name

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i'm going to be annoyed with myself i'm

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already annoyed with myself k a knight

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i'm already yeah

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damn it so let's we love k a knight we

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did not mean to do you dirty like that

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so sorry so sorry so let's take it from

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the top so today i'm going to be

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reviewing denim vipers by k.a knight

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okay and what what sort of smut because

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there's there's a lot of smut there is

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around the different kinds of smut for

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an office mate of mine

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um he made fun of me pretty relentlessly

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at a lunch that we had where i disclosed

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that i would be recording this podcast

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texted me and said i'm so bored and i

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was like i don't know what you want me

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to do about that and he said throw me

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some book wrecks knowing full well

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knowing full well what sort of

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recommendations he'd been getting yes

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where he'd be getting sorry and i was

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what are you in the mood for because i

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have a lot of options here and he said

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i didn't realize there were different

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categories of harlequin

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harlequin already makes us sound so much

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classier it does we're not

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so and just for all of you listeners at

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home or whatever

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who wears cardigans went to a very very

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conservative christian college

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and loves twilight that is the

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individual that we're talking about here

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asking me for book recommendations and

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calling it harlequin

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he was he said i didn't know there were

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different options and i said something

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along the lines of oh my sweet summer

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uh bully romance college romance

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age girls hair reverse harem age gap we

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mafia

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we have i mean i just went through like

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a bunch of paranormal paranormal um

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high fantasy urban fantasy like i went

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through the whole thing right

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and he was like holy [ __ ]

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uh mafia for sure and i said all right

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reverse harem or

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like regular mafia and he said reverse

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harem did he know what reverse harem

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meant i don't know

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i don't think i was that specific in his

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education regarding a river theorem uh

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you're like listen i gave you the

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general genres within this you can do

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additional research you can't you can

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only lead a horse to water hannah

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exactly well and you're a white man i

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feel like we've done enough hand-holding

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at this point you know

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so

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[ __ ] we have

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so

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he says reverse harem and i was like den

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of vipers easy

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and about five minutes later i so i've

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never read dennis viper's i don't think

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i realized that was mafia it is reverse

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heroin i love this so

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mafia reverse harem and about five

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minutes later he texted me was like do

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you have anything with less sadism in it

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and i was like um

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so i feel like what he given i don't

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know i've never met this man so i'm

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gonna sound really judgmental because i

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am really judgmental

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i'm just gonna own that um but i feel

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like knowing that he loves cardigans and

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is like super into twilight huh

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i would kind of assume like for him like

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smut would be more of like a rom-com

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with like a sex scene would be like that

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wouldn't right that would still but

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that's not what he asked me for no he

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didn't have to force

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a reverse harem book

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and he got one he did he did i mean it's

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not as bad as gangsters and guns in my

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opinion so like you know

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um

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so yeah that's the book that we're going

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with i did we did after some back and

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forth wind up on four psychos

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but so he stayed in reverse harem he did

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he did um i also recommended the madison

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kate series and a few other things but

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we landed on four psychos

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and i

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forgot that that opens with an orgy in

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the prologue

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yep just that's why i was you're like oh

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denna vipers is coming in a little too

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hot for you let me recommend another

334
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boat yeah because once you get into four

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psychos this it's lighter on the smut

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that is fair and heavier on the plot but

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i

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i just forgot that there was an orgy so

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literally

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four minutes later like i have the texts

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to prove it

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four minutes later he was like your

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definition of smut and my definition of

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smut are different and then two days ago

345
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he came into my office and sat down and

346
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he was like so uh

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i'm gonna finish it all right i'm gonna

348
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finish it but i'm gonna be totally

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honest i got kind of bored

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um as i was reading and i was like

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really because like i thought the story

352
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was pretty strong and he was like here's

353
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the issue that i'm having

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it opened

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with a lot of sex and i was like all

356
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right and then there wasn't any anymore

357
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and my brain can't switch that fast and

358
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so it just couldn't process the story

359
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because it was stuck on the smut

360
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i feel like yeah

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so he's like hey so you're

362
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you oversold

363
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um actually not oversold you over

364
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delivered you did it i did you you sold

365
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it exactly as is i did but you over

366
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delivered for what his expectations are

367
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yes i did not meet expectations

368
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yeah

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so uh and then he got bored because

370
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there was like there was too much sex

371
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but then the lack of sex bored him yeah

372
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like it feels like a goldilocks

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situation it is so then i was trying to

374
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think of like

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what would be the perfect one then you

376
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know i did recommend from blood and ash

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for him because he's into twilight i

378
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think he'll be into that and i keep

379
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reminding him to read it i will probably

380
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wind up reviewing from blood and ash

381
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eventually but anyway that's not what

382
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we're doing today identifiers and k

383
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um

384
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no

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it does not have less sadism in it

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so

387
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okay

388
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so

389
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the premise for data vipers there's

390
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these four dudes right and they run the

391
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vipers which is the

392
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the mafia right like this big crime

393
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syndicate and they also have a lot of of

394
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what city is the same

395
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so it's never outright stated but it is

396
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definitely england so i'm feeling like a

397
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london sort of vibe

398
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um

399
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,959
but it's never stated that it's an

400
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actual city

401
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and there are going to be spoilers

402
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there's always

403
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we can't review these books without

404
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spoilers we can't plot twist they have

405
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sex

406
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yes we know you didn't see that coming

407
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very true very true um and indented

408
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vipers once it starts it does not stop

409
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so there's these four dudes there so

410
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honestly your co-worker should have

411
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continued with it because the other book

412
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started with sex and then i know that he

413
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got bored i know

414
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although there is a lot of blood play in

415
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denim viper spoiler again this whole

416
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thing is going to be spoilers so if

417
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:10,639
you're not into it just just

418
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fast forward or turn it off or something

419
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:13,839
so

420
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or just like read the review of the book

421
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:18,639
online and sure don't listen

422
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yes also one of my favorite pastimes

423
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:22,800
just as an aside is to read the reviews

424
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for these books because they're

425
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magnificent

426
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people either

427
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:32,720
adore these books or they hate them

428
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so passionately that they decide to

429
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write like more in peace about it okay

430
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so i don't know if if you feel this way

431
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but we both read a decent amount of

432
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books throughout the year and i feel

433
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like

434
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smut it does tend to be pretty

435
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,399
polarizing like people are either like

436
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:50,720
yeah this book slaps or they're like

437
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this book is the worst why would anyone

438
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,399
read this garbage

439
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,079
but i also like i feel like there's like

440
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the like

441
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everyone rates them and reviews them

442
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,279
that way but i also feel like there's a

443
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wide amount of books that you're like

444
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:07,039
this is essentially the same book

445
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:09,919
written by like 20 authors yes with

446
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:09,919
they're all named

447
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:16,720
aidan black yes yes they're all named

448
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:19,039
aiden black and the girl is always like

449
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:21,199
sarah you know

450
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:23,280
it's like all right okay all right it's

451
00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:26,000
always sarah or it's like katie or

452
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:28,880
something like a nickname for like

453
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like i just read a book and

454
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:33,760
her name was truvy

455
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:37,440
and she went by true

456
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:41,120
truvi like the low calorie sweetener

457
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,120
oh no that's truvia sorry

458
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:46,720
you know you know my my twin daughter is

459
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:49,039
stevia and truvia

460
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,760
i'm sorry i believe truvia is the brand

461
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:52,960
name for stevia all right is that true i

462
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,720
have no idea

463
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:57,520
i was like oh [ __ ]

464
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:59,440
i'm learning it sounded right though so

465
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okay so

466
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,200
denim vipers we have these four guys

467
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,960
they run this crime syndicate but in the

468
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,039
opening chapter

469
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,640
so it switches perspectives which i like

470
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:12,000
a lot um because it can get stale when

471
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,360
it's like just from the woman's

472
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,520
perspective or just from the man's

473
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,360
perspective it can get kind of like

474
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is it just duel or is it like it's a

475
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,919
girl on all okay it's all five and it's

476
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,840
a long book um

477
00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:25,200
i don't remember exactly how many pages

478
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:30,080
it is but it's one of the longer ones

479
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:30,080
that i read last year and um so

480
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,720
it opens the first chapter is told from

481
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uh

482
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,880
one of the

483
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guys and he is the like [ __ ] crazy

484
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,120
one like there's always one in a reverse

485
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:44,880
harem that is just off the goddamn

486
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,640
rocker but they're always like oh watch

487
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,400
out for that one like he's not stable

488
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:50,400
always yeah like why do you [ __ ] with

489
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,840
him in the first place exactly why have

490
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,679
all of you normalized this behavior so

491
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this is the one this is the one his name

492
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is diesel all right

493
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,240
i'm

494
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this is me being shocked i know y'all

495
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,880
can't see it but color me organized his

496
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:05,360
name is implored also this book i just

497
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,679
looked up it was 654 pages thank you i

498
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,120
was thinking around 700 so i was close

499
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:11,600
so

500
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,360
and they are torturing this guy like it

501
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:16,080
opens straight up with them torturing

502
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this guy who apparently owes them money

503
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:20,960
and so they're like cutting them up and

504
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:22,720
diesel's super into it like getting hard

505
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,400
about it right

506
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,240
because he's the crazy one so he's the

507
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one who's like crazy and a boner he is

508
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:30,720
over there he is yes so they are

509
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uh

510
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:35,679
trying to do like punish him essentially

511
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for not paying them the money that he

512
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owes and then he's like just take my

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daughter

514
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and they're like uh what

515
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:47,200
and he's like yeah she owns a bar over

516
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on the south side like

517
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just go get her

518
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:54,160
so casual and flippant pretty much sorry

519
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,760
i can't pay my debts but you know

520
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,720
what might

521
00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:00,000
cancel out my debts is i have a daughter

522
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,559
that

523
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,960
i'm a 24 year old daughter a hot 24 year

524
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:08,320
old daughter yeah okay just go get her

525
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:10,240
so that's the first chapter right and

526
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,520
so it's all from diesel's perspective

527
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:15,760
and he's like eating eating uh crisps

528
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,960
since they're british he's like eating

529
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crisps

530
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and rubbing himself while they're

531
00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:22,400
torturing this guy like it like we're

532
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:24,799
coming in i have no idea why your

533
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:27,679
conservative co-worker was like

534
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,679
this is a bit mud

535
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,280
oh

536
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,440
sweet sweet angel he didn't know

537
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,960
but i gave him exactly what he asked me

538
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,120
for so

539
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,280
anyway he has only himself to blame

540
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:42,159
precisely so

541
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:45,440
then it cuts to roxy who's the female

542
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:47,200
lead and the she's running her bar

543
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,120
these guys come in and they're like you

544
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,679
need to come with us and she's like you

545
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,760
can [ __ ] off and so they try to grab her

546
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:56,159
she gets her back that she apparently

547
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,400
keeps behind her as every good barn bar

548
00:20:56,159 --> 00:21:01,360
owner has they keep that bat behind the

549
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,440
bar and she beats the ever loving [ __ ]

550
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:06,480
out of these four massive men all of

551
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:08,080
them all of them yeah all of them and so

552
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,400
does she have any special skills or

553
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,919
she's just like no okay sorry i'm

554
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,280
getting ahead of myself no no i mean

555
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:14,720
it's a good question because i'm

556
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,679
thinking like

557
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:20,559
i mean i'm pretty s i'm fairly scrappy

558
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:23,360
generally and i do have like a little

559
00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:25,600
bit like just enough to say that i have

560
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,679
some krav maga training but not enough

561
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,679
to actually be effective with any of the

562
00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:30,400
skills you know what i mean

563
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,720
i

564
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,720
i know everyone doesn't know hannah but

565
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:38,080
hannah does say you're gonna catch these

566
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:40,320
hands more often than the average human

567
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:44,559
so like she's not afraid to throw down

568
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:46,960
if the situation warrants we like i'll

569
00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:47,919
just say that that's true i'm not afraid

570
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,159
of that

571
00:21:47,919 --> 00:21:52,559
but i don't think i could handle four

572
00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:54,960
men who were over six feet tall and over

573
00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:57,600
200 pounds like i don't think that's

574
00:21:54,960 --> 00:22:00,320
something that i could do right

575
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:02,559
and so who are also like

576
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,760
entertaining this world and like they're

577
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:04,640
equal yes

578
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,480
right

579
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,799
so she beats the [ __ ] out of them and

580
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,559
then her bartender's like oh no i forgot

581
00:22:08,799 --> 00:22:12,080
my keys and he walks in to see her

582
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:14,480
standing over these four men and he's

583
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,159
like uh what and she's like help me drag

584
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,400
him outside so they take him back out in

585
00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:20,880
the alley and she calls the cops and

586
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:23,679
she's like come get him and hangs up

587
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,640
and then yeah so anyway fast forwarding

588
00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:27,200
a little bit because i'm not gonna do

589
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,720
chapter by chapter the four vipers

590
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,880
decide they're gonna go get her

591
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,799
themselves so they show up she attempts

592
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:36,000
to beat the [ __ ] out of the four of them

593
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:39,360
and is unsuccessful so they then take

594
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,200
her and lock her in a room in their

595
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,960
apartment their loft thing that's

596
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,760
apparently massive and multiple floors

597
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:50,159
because they're super wealthy mafia

598
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:51,520
people as all mafia people are

599
00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:54,799
they all just have these like very

600
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:58,720
secure locked room super secure yeah

601
00:22:54,799 --> 00:23:03,280
always to just put a woman in right like

602
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,280
that's the whole purpose of the condo

603
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,559
is to have

604
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,400
a space to keep the woman that you have

605
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:11,520
kidnapped and not to be confused with

606
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400
abducted

607
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,039
so

608
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,360
because it's human on a human

609
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:19,520
she was kidnapped

610
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,400
she does not leave the surface of the

611
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,520
earth

612
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,200
therefore

613
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,039
all right but vampires are on earth

614
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,880
vampires don't go to space now i have

615
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:28,799
more questions i know but if they're not

616
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,080
going to space then it's a kidnapping i

617
00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:35,440
thought it was if it wasn't a human

618
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,960
space is now the determining factor not

619
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,720
species

620
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,720
i mean i guess but then that raises the

621
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:43,919
question of if it's an astronaut or jeff

622
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:46,480
bezos like does it still count if jeff

623
00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:48,640
bezos takes you to space is it

624
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,640
technically an abduction honestly i'm

625
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:53,520
going to say yes because i would put

626
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:55,039
money on him being a lizard person

627
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,559
you know

628
00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:58,400
he probably owns at least one or two

629
00:23:56,559 --> 00:24:00,960
skin suits

630
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:03,120
that's the only logical conclusion i

631
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:05,520
would guess seven like a days of the

632
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,440
week underwear you know

633
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:10,159
and each one just has a tattoo of what

634
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,159
day you wear that skin suit this is my

635
00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:14,720
monday skin suit you can see the chest

636
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:16,799
piece that labels it as such

637
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:21,120
so i hate everything about this yeah

638
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:23,600
anyway they lock roxy in the secure room

639
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,720
where they kidnapped not abducted her

640
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,360
correct

641
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,400
so she flips out she destroys the room

642
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,600
and

643
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,480
um

644
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,600
yeah

645
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:36,000
and then uh so lots of things continue

646
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,320
to go awry and they decide to leave her

647
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000
with the youngest of the vipers his name

648
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,080
is kenzo

649
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,720
they decided to leave her with kenzo

650
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,880
and so obviously they [ __ ] right they

651
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,840
decided to play strip poker and she's

652
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,520
like

653
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,720
you're a cheater because he's obviously

654
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:55,120
the bookmaker right he's the the bookie

655
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,799
of the whole thing

656
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,720
they each have different jobs each of

657
00:24:56,799 --> 00:25:01,600
the four so he's like you have to pull

658
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,400
your weight in the mafia obviously

659
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,150
so obviously they [ __ ]

660
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,880
and

661
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:09,520
[Laughter]

662
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:13,279
it's super rough and a lot

663
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,400
and of course when they finish there is

664
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:16,240
diesel

665
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,279
jacking it having watched the whole

666
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,159
thing

667
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:22,960
[ __ ] diesel [ __ ] diesel right zero

668
00:25:20,159 --> 00:25:25,600
part of me is surprised by this right so

669
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,679
then she's all i didn't even want it and

670
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,840
diesel's like don't even lie did you say

671
00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:31,679
stop or did you say no and she's like no

672
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,960
and he's like okay then [ __ ] off like

673
00:25:31,679 --> 00:25:34,799
you're not going to do that kenzo is

674
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,679
really sweet and he would feel bad if he

675
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:40,480
felt like he coerced you

676
00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:42,000
you gave consent implying that the rest

677
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,799
of them would not give a single flying

678
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,159
[ __ ] if she didn't want it you know like

679
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:48,960
that's the implication which is a little

680
00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:50,799
gross but anyway so it continues then

681
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,880
you find out that garrett who is the

682
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:55,520
largest of the four

683
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,960
um so question because this is a

684
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,279
pertinent question when it comes to when

685
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,760
we say he's the largest of the four

686
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:03,760
is all of it yes okay

687
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,720
i'm like is that height is that way is

688
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,919
that

689
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,880
like

690
00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:11,919
how well endowed he is you can just say

691
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,400
penis i don't know in my head i was like

692
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:16,720
i forgot the word

693
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,480
i was like you know you're junk and i

694
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,960
was like what's the technical word for

695
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,480
junk so instead i said he's well and

696
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,279
dead

697
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,480
so

698
00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:26,320
hold on

699
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,840
of all the words to forget when

700
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,480
recording

701
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:32,240
us on my podcast listen it's the first

702
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,279
one we're still making our way through

703
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,279
we're really trying you guys so anyway

704
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:40,080
garrett who is the largest in all ways

705
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:43,120
of the four turns out that he hates

706
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:45,679
women deeply and does not want roxy to

707
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:48,799
touch him or be anywhere near him but

708
00:26:45,679 --> 00:26:50,960
roxy is like roaming the apartment now

709
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:53,919
she's no longer locked in the room and

710
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,159
she got mad because writer who is the

711
00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:58,480
leader of the four right

712
00:26:56,159 --> 00:27:00,000
kidnapped her she's pissed about it we

713
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,039
have writer

714
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,880
we have kenzo kenzo and they are blood

715
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:06,880
brothers writer and kinser are blood

716
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,480
brothers yes and then there's diesel

717
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,440
diesel and then there's the the

718
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:13,600
well-endowed guy who is garrett garrett

719
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,760
yes he has a really normal name he does

720
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,000
compared to the others it's like okay

721
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,240
like we just ran out of steam on the

722
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,559
fourth one you know writer is that what

723
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,760
yeah i mean right you're strong you did

724
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,640
play

725
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,039
shawn

726
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,480
on boy meets world and he always joked

727
00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:30,720
about how his name would be great if he

728
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,320
ever went into porn because his name is

729
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,559
ryder strong

730
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,440
well he's correct about that yeah he

731
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,200
really

732
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,600
i mean he missed his calling going into

733
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:42,799
television acting right i'm so

734
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:45,360
disappointed um but anyway that sounded

735
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:48,399
weird and i'm sorry i said you're like

736
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:51,520
you know i really do wish sean from boy

737
00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:52,880
meets world had gone into porn that i'm

738
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,440
really disappointed thank you so much

739
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:58,480
for explaining that further because

740
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,440
that's exactly what i hoped would happen

741
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,559
anyway

742
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,240
so

743
00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:04,240
roxy's obviously pissed that she's been

744
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,240
kidnapped and kept in this house or oh

745
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,960
excuse me apartment whatever

746
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,080
so

747
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:12,960
she goes exploring and busts into

748
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,880
writer's room and he is the one that's

749
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,399
always in like the custom suits right

750
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,559
like that's his shtick

751
00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:20,399
so she destroys

752
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,720
all of his suits like she finds some

753
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:24,799
scissors and just cuts them up

754
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,200
ev everything and then she finds all of

755
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:29,600
his casual clothing all of his workout

756
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,440
clothing all of his underwear

757
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:34,799
she destroys all of it

758
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,120
so then that takes time it does and she

759
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:38,720
had it because kenzo was on the phone

760
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:41,520
obviously because kenzo's on the phone

761
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,120
and she's locked in a luxury apartment

762
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,480
condo right so where is she gonna go

763
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:48,240
what's she gonna do so she then

764
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,080
is running from ryder because she's like

765
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,840
oh [ __ ] me that was probably a poor

766
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,320
choice

767
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,480
to taunt the mafia

768
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,640
boss that has me kidnapped and locked in

769
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,559
his [ __ ] apartment so she's running

770
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,399
and then she realizes this after the

771
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:05,440
fact after the fact 100

772
00:29:02,399 --> 00:29:07,039
so then she's running and she runs into

773
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,039
garrett and like tries to hide behind

774
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:11,039
him and he's like you shouldn't do that

775
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:12,320
i will never protect you blah

776
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:14,880
and like tries to throw her out of the

777
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:17,120
room and it's a whole thing and he has

778
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,279
scars all over him which is relevant

779
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,600
later but he's like covered in like

780
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:23,760
these horrible scars and she's like i'm

781
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,320
kind of into that and he's like the [ __ ]

782
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,480
out so

783
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,799
obviously that doesn't escalate

784
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,120
but eventually

785
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:34,480
what okay sorry i didn't mean to make a

786
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,880
face but she's like i'm kind of into

787
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,720
that and i'm like what isn't she into is

788
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,970
really what i'm

789
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,320
nice people

790
00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:44,880
[Music]

791
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:47,120
men who treat her well is what she's not

792
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:50,640
into like kindness and basic human

793
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:53,039
compassion she's not into it

794
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,039
at all

795
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,399
in fact she's like nah

796
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,159
so

797
00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:59,520
not not to therapize her just not

798
00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:00,559
delicate

799
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,880
but i mean

800
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:06,320
oh we'll get into her history later it

801
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,279
all makes sense so anyway

802
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,440
so

803
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:10,960
um she's developing these relationships

804
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,080
with these men right and they are all

805
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,760
warning her

806
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,320
away from diesel if you hear this right

807
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,399
now no one is using the restroom i was

808
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,640
pouring a glass of wine from a boat a

809
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:22,880
box and i didn't realize the mic would

810
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:25,360
pick it up um we aren't sponsored by

811
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,120
buddha box but it'd be a lot cooler if

812
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,679
we were so

813
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,640
poured a glass of that nighthawk black

814
00:30:29,679 --> 00:30:35,960
dark malbec from argentina rip writing

815
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,960
smooth [ __ ]

816
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,399
you know i was like oh she's just coming

817
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,760
up with those words she's like those are

818
00:30:40,399 --> 00:30:43,440
her tasting notes and i was like oh

819
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:46,320
they're on the box i wasn't but they are

820
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,320
great tasting notes

821
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,440
so

822
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,120
so anyway you know what it is ripe rich

823
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,600
and smooth

824
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,600
ryder

825
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,440
writer's dick

826
00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:00,960
precisely okay and really good job

827
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:05,399
remembering the word for it i'm really

828
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,399
proud thank you i've been practicing

829
00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:08,720
so

830
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,399
yeah so she's developing these

831
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,159
relationships with these four men and

832
00:31:10,399 --> 00:31:14,399
they're starting to trust her more and

833
00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:17,760
like take her out places and stuff

834
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:20,080
and um buying her lots of clothes and

835
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,279
makeup and stuff like that

836
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,360
and

837
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,480
they're all warning her against diesel

838
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,919
and they've been kind of like dancing

839
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,000
around each other but they're all the

840
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:30,720
other guys are like listen

841
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,120
you might not survive him like

842
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,640
straight up like sexually or just

843
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,720
actually okay

844
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:39,039
like you might not survive him

845
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,039
which

846
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,200
as a woman

847
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,679
those are not the words i want to hear

848
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,919
about a potential sexual partner you

849
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:51,519
might not so i know you find him

850
00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:53,440
arousing right you won't survive this so

851
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:55,360
like but but

852
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:58,480
not for just the reason that like in

853
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,480
general i don't want to die

854
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:03,760
more than that

855
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,840
in my experience with men generally um

856
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,960
when they promise you like you might not

857
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:11,919
survive it it's gonna be like

858
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,919
disappointing

859
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:17,120
they're like you've never seen one this

860
00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:19,200
large and you're like

861
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,840
you're right because it's not that large

862
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:24,320
i have seen them that are that large

863
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,320
right like last week honey come on now

864
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,360
so anyway good

865
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,760
good for your husband

866
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,519
good good for matt i was gonna say that

867
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,360
would be my response back in the whole

868
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:38,720
phase i am happily married now so we

869
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:43,559
don't live like that anymore but anyway

870
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,559
my poor husband so sorry honey

871
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:49,360
so anyway

872
00:32:45,919 --> 00:32:52,080
uh she eventually winds up in diesel's

873
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,039
dungeon because he has one and watches

874
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,799
him

875
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:56,640
like kill a dude and apparently she's

876
00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:59,360
real into that

877
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,960
which is like um okay oh is this gonna

878
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,840
be like one of those scenes where they

879
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,559
like

880
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,840
start boning next to the dead body and

881
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:07,600
they're like and then like the blood

882
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,880
touched my foot and it increased my

883
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:14,480
arousal i'm like that no it's so much

884
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:16,399
worse than that oh so let me explain

885
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:19,120
okay so much worse i'm here let me

886
00:33:16,399 --> 00:33:20,880
explain hold on i need i need a sip

887
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,840
before we get there because except of

888
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,440
your rich

889
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:29,039
rice dark malbec

890
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,039
the nighthawk black boda box

891
00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:35,799
it's not a soda hannah

892
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:44,640
oh [ __ ] so anyway

893
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,640
they killed this guy right

894
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:51,979
and diesel

895
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:51,979
[Music]

896
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,399
so roxy and deep wait does roxie help

897
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,200
diesel kill the guy or she just watches

898
00:33:56,399 --> 00:34:01,120
him kill the guy uh she helps a little

899
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,600
bit but not a lot

900
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,120
and he at first diesel's super upset

901
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,880
because she's like what are you doing

902
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,399
and why are you doing that

903
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,760
and he's like are you protecting him and

904
00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:13,839
she's like no i just am like you know

905
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,919
you're not gonna enjoy it as much like

906
00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:19,359
if it goes too fast or something and i'm

907
00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:21,520
like what is happening right now and he

908
00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:23,760
like puts some kind of weird clam thing

909
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,760
on the guy's dick and like shreds it off

910
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,560
or something it's so it's a lot

911
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,879
to deal with it's a lot to deal with and

912
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,480
so then eventually diesel's like i'm

913
00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:34,879
bored now and i'd really like to [ __ ]

914
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,440
you so he lights a guy on fire

915
00:34:34,879 --> 00:34:39,200
oh my god

916
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,679
yeah okay he's like i got the

917
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,839
information i want and now i'm bored so

918
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:46,240
he lights campfire which is

919
00:34:43,839 --> 00:34:49,440
coincidentally how he got the name

920
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:52,720
diesel because he's super into fire so

921
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:55,280
because he's an arsonist right and

922
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:57,280
what i really appreciate about that is

923
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:00,000
just the nuance

924
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:03,000
you know like the nuance of the name

925
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
obviously

926
00:35:03,359 --> 00:35:07,680
and i really like that like

927
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:10,480
i like the author's attention to detail

928
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,480
i like that kay knight was like oh

929
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:15,599
no i'm gonna name him diesel because

930
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:17,200
he's into fire right right kind of like

931
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:20,320
every book where they're like he's gonna

932
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:22,720
be named liam black and he only wears

933
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,599
black suits and i'm like and he has the

934
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:28,160
darkest eyes always right

935
00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:30,320
but also then like i appreciate that and

936
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,560
then also i really appreciate that she

937
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,480
then was like you know this one is gonna

938
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,680
be named garrett because i got it off of

939
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:41,200
a baby naming website

940
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:43,359
like like so i ran through my fun list

941
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:46,640
of name options

942
00:35:43,359 --> 00:35:49,359
with kenzo diesel and ryder so i just

943
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:52,320
opened a baby name generator and i

944
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:53,520
landed on garrett

945
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,760
exactly

946
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,760
so

947
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,000
so the guy is like hanging from a meat

948
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,720
hook obviously because that is the

949
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:07,040
method of choice for most torture when

950
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,760
you're doing it right

951
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,000
so

952
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,920
he just cuts the body down and then ties

953
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,280
her up on the same meat hook that he

954
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,520
just like barbecued a guy

955
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:20,079
the man who he just like shredded his

956
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,520
dick yeah and lit him on fire

957
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:23,920
he's like okay well this is also an

958
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:26,880
assembly line so like right removing the

959
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,839
burned body putting up roxy precisely

960
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,800
okay yeah

961
00:36:27,839 --> 00:36:32,320
so then he starts like cutting her

962
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,920
because they're into blood play and he

963
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,680
still has the blood

964
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,680
from the guy that he just killed on his

965
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,480
hands and i'm like listen and she's

966
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,800
talking about how like

967
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,880
like slippery you know like i hate that

968
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,119
word but that's the word that is used i

969
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,440
hate that word deeply the more i read

970
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:53,200
smut the more my list of words that i

971
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:55,359
find like like shutter inducing it grows

972
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,200
no there are some words that you're

973
00:36:55,359 --> 00:36:58,000
reading a scene and you're like you know

974
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,920
like

975
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,760
this is erotic like i get why people

976
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,960
would be aroused and then there's a word

977
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:08,000
and you're like oh god you're like i

978
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:11,040
like the juices from flats and i'm like

979
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,760
no one needs slap no one needs juices no

980
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,000
one

981
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:18,079
like whatever arousal did exist is gone

982
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,320
when you read those words i mean when i

983
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:21,280
think of slippery i think of like a like

984
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,359
a

985
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,000
i forget the word for

986
00:37:23,359 --> 00:37:28,400
a an animal that is both water-based and

987
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:32,000
land-based what is that amphibious

988
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:33,520
amphibious of like an otter or a seal or

989
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,960
something when i think of slippery

990
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,440
that's what i think of and i don't want

991
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:41,200
to think of that when i'm reading smut

992
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:44,320
generally but anyway like so garrett

993
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:47,280
hooked roxie up to a measles no oh

994
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:49,119
you're right am i bad not garrett diesel

995
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:52,400
takes her up to a meat hook

996
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:54,560
and the blood was slippery yes his hands

997
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,720
were slippery from the blood

998
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,640
from the burned body the yeah you're

999
00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:00,079
right this is more like i was like oh

1000
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,760
yeah like they're like boning next to

1001
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:05,040
the body and like some blood touches

1002
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:07,200
it's more and it gets worse so then so

1003
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,839
also the guy that he killed apparently

1004
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,839
tried to kill garrett which is why like

1005
00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:13,760
he had apparently been hired to kill the

1006
00:38:11,839 --> 00:38:14,720
four so that's why he was being tortured

1007
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,960
and killed because they were trying to

1008
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,480
figure out who it was and

1009
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,359
just for the sake of the plot that

1010
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:24,560
obviously everyone is listening for

1011
00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:29,200
it was the triad obviously who is their

1012
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:33,920
competitor in the town spoilers i know

1013
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:35,359
i know the triad i was like okay

1014
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,880
all right

1015
00:38:35,359 --> 00:38:38,960
so anyway

1016
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,720
so they're banging but he's like cutting

1017
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,680
her up right

1018
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,920
and

1019
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,680
he apparently gets into like a frenzy

1020
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,160
and she's like you don't want to kill me

1021
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,680
diesel like then all your fun would be

1022
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,560
over and he's like oh my god you're

1023
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:55,119
right i should stop so when he gets too

1024
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:57,680
aroused he

1025
00:38:55,119 --> 00:39:00,160
okay yeah he gets a little too excited

1026
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,720
so her her complete submission is

1027
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,040
required right for him to not kill her

1028
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,880
apparently which okay

1029
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,880
so then

1030
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:11,119
i might and this like what is the

1031
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,640
submission i'm like yes i would like to

1032
00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:15,119
not be killed here so i feel like

1033
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,119
whatever you ask me to say i'm probably

1034
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:19,920
going to submit to i'm probably i think

1035
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:21,920
i'm adding too much nuance into this

1036
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,480
scene but also she's super into it

1037
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,440
apparently so then and this is where

1038
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,880
like

1039
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,560
we should have said probably at the

1040
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:31,520
beginning although the title of the

1041
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:34,800
podcast should kind of indicate this is

1042
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:37,280
not for children or anyone under the age

1043
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,520
of 18 but if you have any sort of weak

1044
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,200
constitution or

1045
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,480
i don't know qualms of any kind you

1046
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,079
should probably just fast forward

1047
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,720
through the next 30 seconds because he

1048
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:48,880
then takes a the handle of a knife the

1049
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:51,359
knife that he was using to cut her up

1050
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:53,119
and like puts it in her ass right okay

1051
00:39:51,359 --> 00:39:54,160
or at least it was the handle

1052
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:57,839
well

1053
00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,640
until oh yeah okay yeah

1054
00:39:57,839 --> 00:40:02,400
okay we got there until he then decides

1055
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,520
that he's gonna [ __ ] her from behind

1056
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:07,359
while the blade is still in her ass

1057
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:11,040
so he is

1058
00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:14,240
a serious like shredding his thigh

1059
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:18,240
while [ __ ] her on this knife and

1060
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:18,240
again the blood is slippery

1061
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:23,520
in case you forgot

1062
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:25,920
blood is a liquid it is it is

1063
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:29,040
and she's all like our blood is mixing

1064
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,480
like mmm and i'm like okay all right

1065
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,640
and that's how you get it

1066
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,119
but okay right i'm like i think that the

1067
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,200
blood brothers vision dies once you're

1068
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:38,400
like out of middle school

1069
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,599
yeah and then

1070
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,480
it's just also how you get stds

1071
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:44,560
right

1072
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,800
i'm more focused

1073
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,800
like

1074
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:52,240
even if we're gonna be blood brothers

1075
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,359
like that's a thing still as adults that

1076
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:56,240
we're gonna do

1077
00:40:53,359 --> 00:40:57,810
it doesn't usually require

1078
00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:00,640
like double penetration

1079
00:40:57,810 --> 00:41:02,000
[Laughter]

1080
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,119
like it feels like it's normally more of

1081
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:09,359
like a handshake deal or for the blood

1082
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:11,440
to be exchanged during sex you know like

1083
00:41:09,359 --> 00:41:14,880
that's just a level

1084
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:16,160
that i feel is unnecessary but okay

1085
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,560
so

1086
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,680
that happens i have zero idea why your

1087
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,359
coworker was overwhelmed by this journey

1088
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,280
he he didn't even make it this far

1089
00:41:23,359 --> 00:41:28,400
enough he did it oh god bless his sweet

1090
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,720
little heart he never survived i know

1091
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,560
poor thing i'm really hoping that once

1092
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,160
we get a little more like into it that

1093
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:37,200
he's gonna come on because i really feel

1094
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,200
like he needs to be here

1095
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,200
i just wanna yeah

1096
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:44,240
he should he should be here

1097
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:46,560
so anyway also he just started a podcast

1098
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,480
um reviewing movies starting with

1099
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:51,359
twilight he told me they recorded the

1100
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,280
first episode earlier this week um while

1101
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:55,119
just like wicked drunk

1102
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,520
um and it wound up being an hour and a

1103
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:59,599
half long and so i texted him and asked

1104
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:02,400
the name and he said we're still working

1105
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:04,400
on it which i feel like

1106
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,599
is very on brand for this particular

1107
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,920
individual

1108
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:09,680
so anyway

1109
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,280
ryder then cuts her down and he's like

1110
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,040
oh my god you're perfect and she's like

1111
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,599
ryder cuts her down oh no no sorry

1112
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,880
diesel okay diesel cuts her down and

1113
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:19,119
he's like oh my god you're perfect and

1114
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:21,440
she's like i know right so then he takes

1115
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:23,839
her back up to the apartment hands her

1116
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,160
off to kenzo who's like the sweet one

1117
00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:28,400
who takes care of her and like cleans

1118
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,560
her up cleans the cuts yeah cleans her

1119
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,960
up and dresses the wounds

1120
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,119
after oh i forgot after she

1121
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,880
gives him stitches in his thigh diesel

1122
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:39,520
after she gives diesel stitches from

1123
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:42,240
where he cut himself

1124
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:45,520
from when the knife was yeah yeah okay

1125
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:48,480
yeah and apparently while she was like

1126
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:50,240
dressed up he took pictures and sent it

1127
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:54,000
to the other

1128
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:55,710
vipers and they were like goddamn

1129
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,280
they were like we are not into that

1130
00:42:55,710 --> 00:42:59,839
[Laughter]

1131
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,839
they're like cool so like we respect

1132
00:42:59,839 --> 00:43:04,400
what you're into kind of like my friend

1133
00:43:01,839 --> 00:43:06,079
who was like hey chelsea if you're in

1134
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,000
to bestiality

1135
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:10,000
i support you i'm not here to join you

1136
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,440
no no no no

1137
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,200
i'm not yeah yeah okay so they were like

1138
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,160
hey thanks for sending these pictures

1139
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,920
along we probably aren't going to put a

1140
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,800
knife

1141
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:25,839
handle first up her ass that's going to

1142
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:28,960
cut our thighs while we bone right okay

1143
00:43:25,839 --> 00:43:28,960
right although

1144
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:33,200
other things are inserted later

1145
00:43:33,359 --> 00:43:37,040
just for the record like

1146
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,000
like sharp

1147
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,640
no

1148
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,319
no like a glass bottle

1149
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,079
which is horrifying to me because i feel

1150
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:47,599
like one good clinch and we're just

1151
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:50,960
ruining it you break that that is like

1152
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:52,960
a darwin award yeah yeah like i hope you

1153
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,560
haven't been doing your kegels because

1154
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,240
years ago this is going to sound weird

1155
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,390
because of the podcast we're on um i

1156
00:43:56,240 --> 00:44:00,640
worked in youth ministry

1157
00:43:57,390 --> 00:44:02,079
[Laughter]

1158
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,800
and i

1159
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:07,839
it was like my very first week working

1160
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:10,640
at this church don't mind the wine

1161
00:44:07,839 --> 00:44:13,599
sounds happening that rich ripe and

1162
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,760
smooth nighthawk black dark malbec from

1163
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:17,599
argentina

1164
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,760
yes like it was like my first week

1165
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:20,960
working at this church they flew me out

1166
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,640
like go

1167
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,160
staff this camp like meet all of my

1168
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,760
future students

1169
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,560
i think was our first day at camp we had

1170
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:30,079
a student who brought bottle rockets

1171
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,920
and then he thought it would be funny

1172
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:33,520
also i one of my other favorite things

1173
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,920
is his mother was on staff at the church

1174
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:39,119
with me and she's awesome and hilarious

1175
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:43,119
um but her son decided to launch a

1176
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:43,119
bottle rocket out of his ass

1177
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:48,079
but here's the thing you know the thing

1178
00:44:46,079 --> 00:44:51,200
about bottle rockets they shoot off and

1179
00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:54,000
if you get nervous and clench the bottle

1180
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,960
rocket does not release as it does

1181
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,079
yeah

1182
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,880
and

1183
00:44:56,079 --> 00:45:01,200
for anyone who thought maybe i want to

1184
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:04,640
try that i do want to let you know he

1185
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:07,040
did get second-degree burns around the

1186
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,640
rim of his [ __ ]

1187
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,760
from

1188
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:14,640
the bottle rocket that um

1189
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,640
did not launch successfully

1190
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,640
i guess successfully as a relative i was

1191
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,160
going to say

1192
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,680
i don't think it's successful if you

1193
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,000
burn your [ __ ]

1194
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,760
but i'm not diesel so

1195
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,040
i feel like diesel would be like it's

1196
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:33,839
not successful unless you burn your ass

1197
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,839
i would agree i would agree so anyway

1198
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,839
so kenzo cleans her up and then he's

1199
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,160
like oh my god you're perfect

1200
00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:42,560
and she has been getting closer to

1201
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,160
writer who likes to like randomly [ __ ]

1202
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,720
her in his office like there's just a

1203
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,319
lot of banging going on at this juncture

1204
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,560
and she's starting to get closer to

1205
00:45:48,319 --> 00:45:52,720
garrett as well and she's like i find

1206
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:55,200
your scars sexy

1207
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:56,800
and he's like really and she's all yes

1208
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,640
because they remind me of mine because

1209
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,720
she's also covered in scars because her

1210
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,240
father was super abusive

1211
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:04,480
and she ran away when she was like 16 or

1212
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:08,000
17 and then was taken in by this guy

1213
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:11,200
named rich who owned the bar that she

1214
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:14,160
owned eventually and he died of cancer

1215
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:16,720
um oh wow what a journey it is a whole

1216
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:19,839
journey it's a whole

1217
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:21,920
whole journey so

1218
00:46:19,839 --> 00:46:23,599
anyway

1219
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,640
so they're getting closer

1220
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:29,040
she finally gets to bang garrett which

1221
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:31,920
is very exciting for her because she

1222
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,520
like chains herself to his bed because

1223
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,160
he's like afraid of touching women

1224
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,440
because apparently his ex-girlfriend

1225
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:40,720
drugged him

1226
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:43,119
and then sexually assaulted him while

1227
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:45,200
like carving up his chest

1228
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:46,960
holy [ __ ] man

1229
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,119
on the day that he was gonna propose to

1230
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,160
her

1231
00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,880
what

1232
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,800
is even happening here i

1233
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,680
i like i thought i was prepared i'm like

1234
00:46:54,800 --> 00:47:01,440
i read a lot of smut no um i don't no i

1235
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:03,119
was not fully prepared for this journey

1236
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,800
although it does put another book on my

1237
00:47:03,119 --> 00:47:06,240
radar that i want to review at a future

1238
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,640
date and time

1239
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,960
yes uh

1240
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,319
654 pages of just wide open

1241
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,800
like

1242
00:47:12,319 --> 00:47:16,880
wide open roxy's legs were wide open

1243
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,599
they sure were

1244
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,559
among other things so then

1245
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:23,359
um

1246
00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:25,040
ryder discovers ps all this happens

1247
00:47:23,359 --> 00:47:26,720
within the span of like a week

1248
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,720
like this is not an extended period of

1249
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,880
time like she has been kept by them for

1250
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,540
like a cool six days

1251
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,720
so

1252
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:35,599
[Music]

1253
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:37,280
well trauma bonding or something

1254
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:39,200
so

1255
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,960
with like a sprinkle of the stockholm

1256
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:44,240
syndrome like i don't know but it's not

1257
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:46,400
a good look for anybody so then

1258
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:48,559
ryder discovers that he is deeply in

1259
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,400
love with her and he's very controlled

1260
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:51,920
very buttoned up he's you know the

1261
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,960
protector the leader of the group

1262
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,480
whatever

1263
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,880
and

1264
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,960
so he's like

1265
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:01,040
if we keep her here against her will

1266
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,319
she'll never love us like her spirit

1267
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,000
that we love

1268
00:48:02,319 --> 00:48:06,079
will wither and die

1269
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,079
so he goes to the rest of the group and

1270
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:10,640
he's like we need to let her go and

1271
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:12,880
they're like because we love her we love

1272
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,760
to let her go because we love her

1273
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,920
and

1274
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,359
um the other guys are like the [ __ ] and

1275
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,400
he's like no for real like that's what

1276
00:48:17,359 --> 00:48:19,680
we need to do

1277
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,960
so

1278
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,960
it they do they do so garrett and diesel

1279
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,920
are so upset by this revelation that

1280
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,839
they leave

1281
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,599
leaving kenzo and ryder to deliver the

1282
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:31,280
news that she is now free

1283
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:34,160
um oh i forgot they also bought her a

1284
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:38,640
car at one point in the whole situation

1285
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,640
why wouldn't they obviously yeah so

1286
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:44,640
oh and i also forgot she did attempt to

1287
00:48:41,599 --> 00:48:48,400
escape one time and almost got away

1288
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:50,880
um in writer's favorite silver mercedes

1289
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,400
i think and so she then destroyed it

1290
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,440
with a crowbar

1291
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,359
after she failed to escape i

1292
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,839
all right like once again not trying to

1293
00:48:57,359 --> 00:49:02,240
therapize anyone here sure but we are

1294
00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:04,720
therapists as well that's actually y'all

1295
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:06,559
fun fact that's how we met um we worked

1296
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:08,319
at the same company hannah actually

1297
00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:12,240
trained me

1298
00:49:08,319 --> 00:49:14,000
and is now no longer with the company um

1299
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,520
yeah hannah trained me in our first week

1300
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,720
we're both like we like to read a lot

1301
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,319
and then we're like oh yeah like we're

1302
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,920
like testing those waters and we're like

1303
00:49:18,319 --> 00:49:20,960
yeah like i you know like i read some

1304
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,200
like

1305
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,200
controversial like smut

1306
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,559
and like hannah's casually like

1307
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,079
yeah i mean like like throws out they're

1308
00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:29,599
like i like four psychos i was like oh

1309
00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:31,359
like four cycles that's great oh thank

1310
00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:34,559
god we can be friends

1311
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:35,680
so that's where this started was that

1312
00:49:34,559 --> 00:49:38,319
we're just

1313
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,160
two therapists that realize we read all

1314
00:49:38,319 --> 00:49:41,440
of the same smut yep

1315
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,559
um

1316
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,800
but yeah like

1317
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:46,400
not to therapize her

1318
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,040
would i like her to develop some

1319
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:52,240
healthier coping skills outside of

1320
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:54,000
property damage sure yeah

1321
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,680
like the crowbar is a lot like the bat

1322
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,760
at the bar but like i get like you need

1323
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,319
that for protection and she did

1324
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,839
fight off the four enforcers she did she

1325
00:50:00,319 --> 00:50:03,359
did um

1326
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:04,720
so like i mean like i guess there's a

1327
00:50:03,359 --> 00:50:06,240
balance

1328
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:08,000
and

1329
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:09,599
i do feel

1330
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,079
like everyone here is a little

1331
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:14,319
emotionally reactive

1332
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:16,160
i would agree to put it

1333
00:50:14,319 --> 00:50:17,770
very mildly

1334
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:21,280
yeah yeah

1335
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:22,720
[Laughter]

1336
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,760
i would say

1337
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:27,520
that you're correct and i also don't

1338
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:31,200
want to be any of these characters

1339
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:33,760
therapists that sounds no

1340
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,440
although diesel is highly entertaining

1341
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,040
and i will

1342
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:40,559
tell you why

1343
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,319
oh no so one day so okay so so she let

1344
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,440
me finish this bit because it plays into

1345
00:50:42,319 --> 00:50:45,359
all this so

1346
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,119
she

1347
00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:49,040
writer is unable to get the words out

1348
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:51,440
that she's allowed to go so kenzo tells

1349
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,520
her that she's free and she like takes a

1350
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,440
beat and then she runs and gets in the

1351
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,280
car that they bought for her and is

1352
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,839
about to drive away and then she's like

1353
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,599
wait a minute i love them and then she

1354
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:03,440
gets out of the car

1355
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:05,680
and kenzo is there and he's like i

1356
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:08,400
couldn't let you go

1357
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,839
and then um garrett and diesel show up

1358
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,760
and they're like we're not letting you

1359
00:51:09,839 --> 00:51:14,079
go we would have chased you anywhere

1360
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:16,000
because we love you and she's like

1361
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:18,079
that's great because i love you too and

1362
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,400
then they go back up and then ryder's

1363
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:21,599
like [ __ ] so you're back all right well

1364
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,200
now you have to be punished and then

1365
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:25,520
there's like a whole scene where they

1366
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,599
all just like use all the holes and do

1367
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:30,480
all the things

1368
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:31,760
and it is

1369
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,440
a lot

1370
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:36,079
yeah that's a lot

1371
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,359
so that happens and then like two days

1372
00:51:36,079 --> 00:51:38,800
later

1373
00:51:37,359 --> 00:51:40,880
diesel oh

1374
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,440
so diesel calls her little bird that's

1375
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,720
important he calls her little bird i

1376
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,559
don't know

1377
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,760
why but that is the nickname he has

1378
00:51:46,559 --> 00:51:50,160
chosen for her

1379
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,640
which coincidentally the reason why he

1380
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,839
flipped out and set the guy on fire

1381
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,880
that time

1382
00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:57,359
um

1383
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,400
was because that time that time was

1384
00:51:57,359 --> 00:52:00,559
because

1385
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,839
he said to the guy he was torturing he

1386
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:05,040
was like

1387
00:52:01,839 --> 00:52:06,960
thank little bird for helping you or

1388
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,200
something and the guy was like thank you

1389
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,960
little bird and he was like what did you

1390
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,880
say to her did you just call her little

1391
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,319
bird and then he set him on fire

1392
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,079
um because apparently nobody else is

1393
00:52:14,319 --> 00:52:17,119
allowed to call her that right

1394
00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:18,800
i mean that's

1395
00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:21,200
that wording is on diesel that he

1396
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,119
created a confusing situation there i

1397
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,800
mean diesel was gonna set him on fire

1398
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:26,480
either way you know

1399
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,839
you know that's valid i don't think i'm

1400
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,440
sitting there being like

1401
00:52:27,839 --> 00:52:32,160
in my head i'm bargaining where i'm like

1402
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:34,720
if the guy hadn't called her little bird

1403
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,680
maybe he wouldn't have been burned i

1404
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:40,480
mean his penis was already shredded like

1405
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:44,240
you know he was alive

1406
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:47,760
he was alive it was part of the torture

1407
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:50,160
which makes me nauseous personally

1408
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,280
and i don't even have a penis

1409
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,640
so

1410
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:56,720
roxy returns to all of them they explore

1411
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,960
all of the holes

1412
00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:02,160
yes in a myriad of ways

1413
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,480
and so then yay we're back together roxy

1414
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,079
is staying of her own volition and then

1415
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,440
the next day

1416
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:09,280
at the breakfast table because they

1417
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,880
always have breakfast together the next

1418
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,880
day at the breakfast five of them have

1419
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,119
breakfast all five okay you know it's

1420
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,640
cute to have traditions it's important

1421
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:20,240
to make sure that we're checking in with

1422
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,240
each other regularly you know

1423
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,440
so

1424
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:27,520
diesel is like little bird i have

1425
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,079
something to show you and like opens his

1426
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,960
shirt and he got a tattoo of a little

1427
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:34,960
bird over his heart and she's like oh

1428
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,920
christ on a crutch like what is

1429
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,720
happening

1430
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:41,359
and he's like it's just a show that like

1431
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:43,680
i'm yours and you're mine and it's like

1432
00:53:41,359 --> 00:53:45,280
oh but also

1433
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,359
like okay

1434
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,599
so anyway and there's more well like

1435
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:53,200
with diesel there's clearly no

1436
00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:55,359
take-backs none whatsoever

1437
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,280
like you're like oh no i've committed to

1438
00:53:55,359 --> 00:53:59,920
this now and when it's told from his

1439
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:02,160
perspective multiple times he says like

1440
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:04,720
in his head or out loud i mean i might

1441
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,240
kill her someday but like i'm real into

1442
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:07,440
it right now

1443
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:10,960
okay

1444
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:12,640
so anyway that happens and then um

1445
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:15,680
okay so this is like my favorite scene

1446
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:18,400
of the book because it's just like whoa

1447
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,480
like what happened to you ka knight that

1448
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,720
you thought of this

1449
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,119
so obviously our

1450
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,960
our listeners have not seen me i'm

1451
00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:30,400
pretty heavily covered in tattoos

1452
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:33,359
chelsea also has several tattoos

1453
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:37,520
roxy is also covered in tattoos wears a

1454
00:54:33,359 --> 00:54:38,799
lot of yeah she's a lot of tattoos and

1455
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,760
wears a lot of black because she's all

1456
00:54:38,799 --> 00:54:41,200
edgy

1457
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,799
and

1458
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:46,799
she has a thigh piece that was not

1459
00:54:44,799 --> 00:54:48,799
finished and she had an appointment to

1460
00:54:46,799 --> 00:54:51,040
get it finished but they were like

1461
00:54:48,799 --> 00:54:53,040
another man will never touch you

1462
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,680
so obviously

1463
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,839
garrett is a very talented tattoo artist

1464
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,880
but he only does it for fun

1465
00:54:57,839 --> 00:55:02,799
so of course so and he has done all the

1466
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,400
tattoos that all the guys have

1467
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:06,559
so

1468
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,400
garrett is like i'll finish it for you

1469
00:55:06,559 --> 00:55:11,599
and she's like okay

1470
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:14,000
but uh diesel discovers that the pain

1471
00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:14,799
from tattoos really turns her on like a

1472
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,119
lot

1473
00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:18,720
and so she's all like squirmy and he's

1474
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:20,640
garrett is like what is happening right

1475
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:22,400
now and diesel's like she's wicked wet

1476
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:24,640
is what's happening right now and

1477
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,559
garrett's like the [ __ ] so then diesel

1478
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,920
is like garrett's like garrett's not on

1479
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:29,440
diesel's level he's like i was just

1480
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,680
trying to do this tattoo i was just

1481
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,480
trying to offer a favor he's like i'm

1482
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:36,400
into the spanking situation but

1483
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,640
this is a lot

1484
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,640
so

1485
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:44,319
the solution they come up with is like

1486
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:47,200
so diesel

1487
00:55:44,319 --> 00:55:49,359
is hard because he's always hard and he

1488
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:52,640
has roxy

1489
00:55:49,359 --> 00:55:55,920
basically like get on him

1490
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:57,440
while garrett is finishing the tattoo

1491
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,520
and then they know

1492
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:03,200
as someone who has a decent amount of

1493
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:05,520
tattoos i can unequivocally say no at no

1494
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:08,160
point have i ever been like i should hop

1495
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,960
on someone's dick

1496
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:15,040
while someone has a needle

1497
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:17,440
right on my skin also because like

1498
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,599
unless you're just doing is it the

1499
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,359
mormons that do like soaking is that

1500
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:23,200
what it's called yeah like unless you're

1501
00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:24,319
just soaking

1502
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,839
um

1503
00:56:24,319 --> 00:56:27,839
there's movement

1504
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:30,160
and i don't feel like movement is what i

1505
00:56:27,839 --> 00:56:32,319
want to have when i'm getting a tattoo

1506
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:35,040
so that's part of the whole like sexy

1507
00:56:32,319 --> 00:56:37,280
challenge is they're not allowed to move

1508
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:40,160
throughout and then obviously when they

1509
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:42,480
finish diesel does move when the tattoo

1510
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:45,440
is finished i mean diesel does move and

1511
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:49,280
then roxy blows garrett at the same time

1512
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,280
this is like a spit roasting situation

1513
00:56:51,839 --> 00:56:55,839
yeah okay i have a very clear image of

1514
00:56:54,319 --> 00:56:57,200
what's happening

1515
00:56:55,839 --> 00:56:58,799
so anyway

1516
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,640
that's one of my favorite scenes because

1517
00:56:58,799 --> 00:57:03,359
it's just from start to finish like what

1518
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:06,400
the [ __ ] is happening right now

1519
00:57:03,359 --> 00:57:08,240
like what is happening and like why am i

1520
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,839
reading this and what choices did i make

1521
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:13,760
in my life that led me to this like

1522
00:57:10,839 --> 00:57:15,359
it it troubled me more than the knife in

1523
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:18,400
the ass and i don't know what that says

1524
00:57:15,359 --> 00:57:21,680
about me but it did

1525
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:23,200
have you talked to your therapist

1526
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,559
i've talked to my therapist about a lot

1527
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:28,079
of things thank you for checking so

1528
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:30,720
anyway

1529
00:57:28,079 --> 00:57:33,440
um so then they fall into this rhythm of

1530
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,720
not quite domestic bliss where you know

1531
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,880
they're doing their

1532
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,079
criminal things and

1533
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,599
stuff

1534
00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:41,520
yeah they're just like they get into the

1535
00:57:39,599 --> 00:57:44,640
rhythm of like cool it's like we're all

1536
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:48,400
still the mafia going against the triad

1537
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:51,119
precisely um and now we just

1538
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,799
have consistent sex with the same person

1539
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:55,040
and before

1540
00:57:52,799 --> 00:57:58,240
we were the mafia with the enemies of

1541
00:57:55,040 --> 00:58:00,400
the triad correct who had sex with

1542
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:02,960
randos correct

1543
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:05,119
and um

1544
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:08,720
they had not previously shared so this

1545
00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:11,040
was like a you know sometime like like a

1546
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,319
like a choose your own adventure sort of

1547
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,680
combination

1548
00:58:12,319 --> 00:58:18,240
situation

1549
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:21,599
so that's all going on and then as often

1550
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:23,359
happens in mafia

1551
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:25,440
books

1552
00:58:23,359 --> 00:58:28,960
roxy is kidnapped

1553
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:31,200
not abducted not abducted she is not

1554
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,520
taken to space

1555
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:38,400
she stayed on earth so she was kidnapped

1556
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:38,400
william shatner was not involved so

1557
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:43,599
i don't know why all i could think about

1558
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,280
just now was to him the the video of him

1559
00:58:43,599 --> 00:58:47,040
getting off the little space capsule

1560
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,079
thing with jeff bezos that's all i could

1561
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,040
think about

1562
00:58:48,079 --> 00:58:51,119
anyway

1563
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,319
so roxy remains on earth and is

1564
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:53,760
kidnapped

1565
00:58:52,319 --> 00:58:57,200
by the triad

1566
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:59,200
obs and it happens because the woman who

1567
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:01,839
tortured garrett

1568
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,839
shows up and

1569
00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:06,400
he thought that diesel had killed her

1570
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:09,280
and it turns out that diesel did in fact

1571
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:11,599
set her on fire so half of her face is

1572
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:14,160
melted and she's missing an eye which is

1573
00:59:11,599 --> 00:59:16,799
a lot of

1574
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:18,640
it's a lot of imagery like it's

1575
00:59:16,799 --> 00:59:20,160
it's a lot to drink in

1576
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,920
so

1577
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,319
and garrett sees her and is like what

1578
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:27,200
the [ __ ] and so she gets close enough to

1579
00:59:24,319 --> 00:59:29,359
him to steal his phone so she then texts

1580
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,920
roxy from garrett's phone and says i

1581
00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:33,680
need you at this address so she goes and

1582
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:36,400
then roxy

1583
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:38,480
kills a lot of people but is still in

1584
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:41,119
fact kidnapped

1585
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:43,040
and taken away by the triad so then

1586
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,880
obviously all four guys are flipping the

1587
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,200
[ __ ] out and garrett feels very

1588
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,640
responsible for the entire situation

1589
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,599
and

1590
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:54,640
because he i guess he kind of was so

1591
00:59:51,599 --> 00:59:55,920
like and that guilt was not misplaced i

1592
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,559
mean

1593
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,160
if he was a client i would be like you

1594
00:59:58,559 --> 01:00:02,480
are not responsible for the choices of

1595
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,000
others but as a book character who's

1596
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,680
like a mafia person like it's your

1597
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,079
[ __ ] fault dude like where's your

1598
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,040
situational awareness you know but

1599
01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:11,200
anyway

1600
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,319
so

1601
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,160
all the guys are flipping out they're

1602
01:00:12,319 --> 01:00:16,480
trying to figure out where she is

1603
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:19,040
through all of this it is then exposed

1604
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,960
that ryder killed his and kenzo's dad

1605
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,640
who was super abusive and their mom had

1606
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,720
committed suicide

1607
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,920
it's all very tragic

1608
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,839
and so

1609
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:31,680
oh and we also find out that diesel's

1610
01:00:27,839 --> 01:00:34,960
mom was a drug addict who

1611
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:36,960
like sold him to men

1612
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,160
a lot when he was younger

1613
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:40,960
and then

1614
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:44,480
she oh you mean he didn't just wake up

1615
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:47,200
loving to set people on fire he didn't

1616
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,960
because then what happened was his mom

1617
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,559
apparently owed a dealer a lot of money

1618
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,839
and so he raped and killed her and then

1619
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:56,400
set her on fire and diesel was like

1620
01:00:53,839 --> 01:00:57,920
found her and then he went on a rampage

1621
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,559
and found the guy that did that and then

1622
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:02,720
set him on fire and then his dick got

1623
01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:04,720
hard and then

1624
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:06,240
he just loved setting people on fire

1625
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:08,000
ever since

1626
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,319
i would assume although it's not

1627
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,640
explicitly stated i would assume that

1628
01:01:10,319 --> 01:01:13,839
that was the course of events

1629
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,040
so

1630
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:17,440
they're all flipping out and then they

1631
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:19,119
figure out that roxy is being kept by

1632
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:22,240
the triad at

1633
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:24,960
the hotel where ryder killed

1634
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:28,160
their dad all right that they had then

1635
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,680
left abandoned okay question just so i

1636
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:32,319
know

1637
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:34,000
is this now the finale of the book we're

1638
01:01:32,319 --> 01:01:35,280
getting close okay because i was like i

1639
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,200
was like i know it's a long book but in

1640
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,640
my head i was like this doesn't feel

1641
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,640
like it's going to happen at the 50

1642
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,000
percent margin no we're very near the

1643
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:44,000
end here okay

1644
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,640
um so

1645
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,880
this is honestly like my favorite part

1646
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:52,720
of the book because it is actually

1647
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:55,039
[ __ ] hilarious so roxy wakes up

1648
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:57,200
upside down attached to a meat hook like

1649
01:01:55,039 --> 01:01:59,599
swinging around in a basement somewhere

1650
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:02,319
which on its own is not funny but what

1651
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:04,319
is funny is roxy's thought process

1652
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:05,920
because she's like swinging around and

1653
01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:07,599
she's looking around the room trying to

1654
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,559
figure out where she is and if she's

1655
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,240
like

1656
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:12,160
diesel is one of the dudes i'm in love

1657
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,640
with i feel very comfortable on a meat

1658
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,880
hook we'll get there oh god

1659
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,079
because she's swinging around and she

1660
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,039
sees like a

1661
01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:23,359
a porno magazine has been like like put

1662
01:02:21,039 --> 01:02:25,760
up on the wall and she's like she has

1663
01:02:23,359 --> 01:02:28,160
nice tits focus roxy

1664
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,440
and it's like wow

1665
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,520
and then

1666
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,039
the triad guy comes in

1667
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,200
and she's like

1668
01:02:33,039 --> 01:02:36,640
this is not the way to start torture

1669
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,319
because i'm gonna pass out from being

1670
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:41,280
upside down for so long like you guys

1671
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:44,079
are doing it wrong

1672
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,599
and so he brings in this guy who's also

1673
01:02:44,079 --> 01:02:47,520
apparently a

1674
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:49,280
an expert in torture or something and

1675
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,520
obviously he has like a blue mohawk or

1676
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:54,079
some [ __ ] and another guy who's like his

1677
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,920
assistant and so they cut roxy down they

1678
01:02:54,079 --> 01:02:57,119
tie her to a chair

1679
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,200
and they

1680
01:02:57,119 --> 01:03:01,440
like she's passed out again so they come

1681
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,480
in she wakes up and she's like hey

1682
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:05,599
everybody

1683
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:08,480
my uh safe word is bubbles is everybody

1684
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:08,480
ready to get started

1685
01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:14,319
and i'm like

1686
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:15,119
i love this and i know that i shouldn't

1687
01:03:14,319 --> 01:03:18,240
like

1688
01:03:15,119 --> 01:03:19,680
like implicitly i know that i shouldn't

1689
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:22,319
but i really do

1690
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:24,640
like my safe word is bubbles and i use

1691
01:03:22,319 --> 01:03:26,960
that all the time and most people don't

1692
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,720
know that like they don't they don't

1693
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,839
know what it's you mean when you

1694
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:34,160
casually say my safe word is bubbles in

1695
01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:36,319
daily life people aren't suddenly like

1696
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:39,440
oh [ __ ] you're a k a night fan

1697
01:03:36,319 --> 01:03:41,520
i 100 said that like in our

1698
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,960
group chat one day at work we were

1699
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,680
talking about

1700
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,960
something i don't remember

1701
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,240
i don't remember what we were talking

1702
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,400
about but i was like that sounds like

1703
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,720
torture for the record my safe word is

1704
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:55,520
bubbles

1705
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,880
and nobody responded to that and then i

1706
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,400
felt weird about it but it was already

1707
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,480
done so anyway

1708
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:03,359
when i think when i hear bubbles i think

1709
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:05,200
of the powerpuff girls

1710
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:06,720
so like that is where i'm like my

1711
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,480
favorite is bubbles because i'm super

1712
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:11,119
into the powerpuff girls is literally

1713
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:13,119
how i'm imagining that

1714
01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:15,119
that too and then obviously the guy is

1715
01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:16,480
like i'm a torture person like there is

1716
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:18,480
no safe word

1717
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:20,880
so then he tortures her

1718
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:24,400
a lot is she into it

1719
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:26,480
no okay no in fact she just continues to

1720
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,480
taunt him she's like you're doing it

1721
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,480
wrong like you're obviously an amateur

1722
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,839
like diesel's better

1723
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:34,880
sorry

1724
01:04:31,839 --> 01:04:36,400
which is like okay all right

1725
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,520
uh

1726
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,880
anyway

1727
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:44,319
so the guys figure out where she is

1728
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,400
and they are going to mount a rescue

1729
01:04:44,319 --> 01:04:47,920
and for whatever reason they decide that

1730
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,520
it should only be the four of them even

1731
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:52,000
though they have like

1732
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:53,599
hundreds of people who work for them

1733
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:56,480
they're like no

1734
01:04:53,599 --> 01:05:00,319
we're gonna storm this hotel and take on

1735
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:03,440
the triad on our own to be fair

1736
01:05:00,319 --> 01:05:05,920
their enforcers were taken out

1737
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:08,880
by a young girl with a bat

1738
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:11,440
so i don't fault their logic yeah yeah

1739
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:13,680
that's fair that's fair so they're in

1740
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,599
the car getting ready to go in

1741
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:19,119
and diesel is like

1742
01:05:15,599 --> 01:05:21,839
bouncing like like like super excited

1743
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:23,760
and they're like dude are you okay like

1744
01:05:21,839 --> 01:05:26,640
what is happening you're being weirder

1745
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:28,400
than normal and he was like it's all

1746
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,720
good man i just shot myself with some

1747
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:32,559
adrenaline i'm ready to go

1748
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:35,680
and then they like look back at him and

1749
01:05:32,559 --> 01:05:37,200
he is he's wearing a fanny pack

1750
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:40,559
um

1751
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,599
that has a glitter unicorn on it

1752
01:05:40,559 --> 01:05:43,440
all right

1753
01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:44,559
so

1754
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,440
hmm

1755
01:05:44,559 --> 01:05:48,079
so

1756
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,480
the guys are like what is happening with

1757
01:05:48,079 --> 01:05:51,839
the fanny pack right now because

1758
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,920
obviously that's the most important

1759
01:05:51,839 --> 01:05:55,119
thing like they know roxy's being held

1760
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:57,760
and tortured

1761
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:58,880
by the triad right now but like

1762
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,520
we need to know what's up with the

1763
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,839
[ __ ] fanny pack right like yeah yeah

1764
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:06,079
we'll get to

1765
01:06:02,839 --> 01:06:09,760
her but before then can we ask about the

1766
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:12,640
sequence precisely okay um and he's like

1767
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:14,319
uh it's just my case of emergency stuff

1768
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:17,440
don't worry about it and they're like

1769
01:06:14,319 --> 01:06:19,520
all right i guess so they storm in lots

1770
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,720
of things go boom they kill lots of

1771
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:24,640
people they rescue roxy but she heard

1772
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:27,039
them coming for her so she like got

1773
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:29,039
herself out of the chair and killed the

1774
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:31,359
assistant guy who

1775
01:06:29,039 --> 01:06:34,079
uh the assistant to the torturer guy

1776
01:06:31,359 --> 01:06:36,160
and uh because obviously she had like

1777
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:38,480
all of her toenails forcibly removed but

1778
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:40,640
she was able to then

1779
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:42,799
get out of a chair by dislocating her

1780
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:45,920
shoulder and then take on a man who's

1781
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:47,200
like three times her size obviously

1782
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,240
so

1783
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:51,280
with barbed wire still like in her

1784
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,039
skin

1785
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,720
so

1786
01:06:53,039 --> 01:06:56,160
they get her and then they're like cool

1787
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,839
now we gotta get out so it's the whole

1788
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,119
thing they're trying to get out

1789
01:06:57,839 --> 01:07:02,720
and then

1790
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:04,480
roxy then notices the fanny pack

1791
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:06,559
um but while they're hiding behind a

1792
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,480
table being shot at which is obviously

1793
01:07:06,559 --> 01:07:11,359
the opportune moment to ask what is up

1794
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:13,359
with the fanny pack and he is like she's

1795
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:15,280
like what are you what are you keeping

1796
01:07:13,359 --> 01:07:18,319
in there and he's like

1797
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,520
grenades and sometimes tacos and she's

1798
01:07:18,319 --> 01:07:21,839
like um

1799
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,799
what and he's like sometimes i get

1800
01:07:21,839 --> 01:07:24,799
peckish midfield

1801
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:31,440
so

1802
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:33,680
i have been on a perpetual

1803
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:36,079
search for a

1804
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:39,680
sequined fanny pack with a unicorn on it

1805
01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:42,720
ever since we can make you one

1806
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:46,240
we can just like get a sequin fanny pack

1807
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:47,200
and a unicorn patch

1808
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,599
i don't

1809
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,319
think that this is out of our wheelhouse

1810
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:53,280
to

1811
01:07:50,319 --> 01:07:54,559
come to to bring to fruition i mean i

1812
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,680
don't know

1813
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:57,680
i mean

1814
01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:01,920
i guess i could keep tacos in it i don't

1815
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:04,000
have regular access to grenades

1816
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:06,559
but i mean there's multiple pockets

1817
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,720
usually right so like you have a taco

1818
01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:10,480
pocket you have a grenade pocket

1819
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:13,599
they don't go in the same pocket cause

1820
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:15,920
that's bad news bears and nothing good

1821
01:08:13,599 --> 01:08:18,480
happens when you keep grenades and tacos

1822
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:20,960
in the same pocket that is so true

1823
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:24,480
that is so true

1824
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:28,400
so i do think my husband just overheard

1825
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:31,279
us and found an 11

1826
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:34,239
unicorn fanny pack that

1827
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:37,600
is covered in sequins yeah it says cute

1828
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:39,040
kids travel waste bag

1829
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:42,319
waist back

1830
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,319
christmas gift for girls

1831
01:08:42,799 --> 01:08:46,799
helpful

1832
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,239
like does it look like something that

1833
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:52,480
you would get for five dollars at

1834
01:08:48,239 --> 01:08:54,319
walmart yes is this 11 on amazon so [ __ ]

1835
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:56,400
you jeff bezos

1836
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:57,199
also yes

1837
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,400
so

1838
01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:59,839
i don't know if you guys have noticed

1839
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:02,000
but i feel it's really important to

1840
01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:05,440
point out at this juncture

1841
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:08,960
the secondary purpose for this podcast

1842
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:11,359
is to mock jeff bezos

1843
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,000
i didn't know that until now but like

1844
01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:15,359
now that we're here i'm on board it

1845
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,719
feels right

1846
01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:20,159
you know yeah no it does i'm like jeff

1847
01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:22,000
also have you seen pictures of him

1848
01:09:20,159 --> 01:09:24,080
recently and like

1849
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,440
you have been [ __ ] lifting

1850
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:28,239
but is that what's happening i think

1851
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:30,640
because he's just gotten new skin suits

1852
01:09:28,239 --> 01:09:33,199
it is his tuesday skin suit that's what

1853
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:35,199
it is he hasn't been lifting

1854
01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:37,440
on wednesdays he gets a little shrimpy

1855
01:09:35,199 --> 01:09:39,679
again but tuesdays were from a

1856
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:41,279
bodybuilder right right right

1857
01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:42,640
yes so

1858
01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:45,920
they he

1859
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:48,000
they rescue her she has

1860
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,239
she sees the unicorn fanny pack and is

1861
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,159
like thank you but also we do need to

1862
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:53,759
address this and he's like right yeah

1863
01:09:52,159 --> 01:09:58,000
grenades and tacos i still don't see

1864
01:09:53,759 --> 01:10:01,040
what the problem is precisely so then

1865
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:03,040
um they split up i don't remember why

1866
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:04,719
but i'm sure there was a very reasonable

1867
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,199
explanation

1868
01:10:04,719 --> 01:10:11,120
so garrett and kenzo go up to the roof

1869
01:10:07,199 --> 01:10:12,800
the others are looking for the

1870
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:15,120
member of the triad the leader of the

1871
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:18,239
triad who's in the place and they kill

1872
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:20,239
him um

1873
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:22,000
kind of brutally and then the torturer

1874
01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:24,719
guy decides to come at them with a

1875
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:26,960
chainsaw and diesel just sort of trips

1876
01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:29,679
him like it's not even like a like a

1877
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:32,880
fight he just kind of trips him and he

1878
01:10:29,679 --> 01:10:34,000
falls to his death

1879
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,640
which

1880
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,360
felt anticlimactic to me but okay well

1881
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,040
like

1882
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,840
given all of the other things that

1883
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:43,520
people have survived in this book it

1884
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:46,400
does feel like

1885
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:47,760
a few stairs isn't where you thought it

1886
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,600
was going to go well it was like off a

1887
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:51,440
balcony oh i should have said that it

1888
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:53,840
was off a balcony but it was inside it

1889
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:55,760
was like an internal balcony like over a

1890
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:57,520
courtyard yeah

1891
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,600
i guess i mean that would still hurt

1892
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,760
yeah it wouldn't be great i mean i i

1893
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,440
wouldn't do that voluntarily

1894
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,600
personally unless there's a trampoline

1895
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:08,159
under it

1896
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:09,360
or a pool you know with a deep end i do

1897
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:11,520
feel like that's a

1898
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:14,719
common scene in action movies where they

1899
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:16,400
all like jump into the pool as the

1900
01:11:14,719 --> 01:11:17,920
building is exploding behind them but

1901
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,480
that's not what happened in this book

1902
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:21,600
and this book just

1903
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:25,440
he

1904
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,520
went over the balcony and i died yeah um

1905
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,800
but since there's since diesel was there

1906
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:31,120
i assume that there might be the

1907
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:34,640
opportunity for fire

1908
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:36,560
um not yet because then they're hot

1909
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:38,719
then they're like wait a minute where

1910
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:41,520
are kenzo and garrett so it turns out

1911
01:11:38,719 --> 01:11:43,760
kenzo has been stabbed on the roof

1912
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:45,920
and garrett has been kidnapped so

1913
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:48,080
they're like oh my stars we have to help

1914
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,320
kenzo i mean they didn't say oh my stars

1915
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:52,239
because that's not really the tone

1916
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,960
no it does seem like something they'd

1917
01:11:52,239 --> 01:11:55,120
say

1918
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:57,840
we're a bunch of mafia kings but this

1919
01:11:55,120 --> 01:12:00,080
silly [ __ ] kenzo

1920
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:02,000
yeah no that's not

1921
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:04,800
that's not like the vibe that they're

1922
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,920
going for you know valid fair enough um

1923
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,159
that's just me

1924
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:10,400
so

1925
01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:12,480
they get kenzo out they get him to a

1926
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:14,640
doctor and then they're like we have to

1927
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:17,120
save garrett oh

1928
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:19,600
so then they go on this like rampage

1929
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:21,440
killing all the triad people like all

1930
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,960
the people who work for the triad

1931
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:25,360
and then they kill another one of the

1932
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:28,000
triads so it's three brothers obviously

1933
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:29,040
because it's tri means three so

1934
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,199
triad

1935
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:34,239
like the triad believe it or not is not

1936
01:12:31,199 --> 01:12:36,719
four guys no three guys it is not in

1937
01:12:34,239 --> 01:12:39,520
fact a quad so

1938
01:12:36,719 --> 01:12:41,840
three guys so they kill him and then the

1939
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:43,120
one at the that had kidnapped roxy and

1940
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,239
then they kill another one trying to

1941
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:46,719
find garrett

1942
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:48,239
and it turns out that the ex-girlfriend

1943
01:12:46,719 --> 01:12:50,960
who had attempted to kill garrett

1944
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:53,840
previously and that diesel then set on

1945
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:56,800
fire had made a deal with the triad to

1946
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:58,560
take down the vipers so that she could

1947
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,800
torture and kill garrett

1948
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:02,800
for whatever reason she like really did

1949
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:05,199
not like him but like i guess but

1950
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:07,840
garrett was not the one who set her on

1951
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:10,080
fire so i do feel like some of her anger

1952
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:13,440
might be a little misplaced i would

1953
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:15,199
agree yeah valid yeah yeah so

1954
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:18,560
anyway

1955
01:13:15,199 --> 01:13:20,560
they then go in to rescue garrett

1956
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:23,199
from the triad and then they kill the

1957
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:25,199
other triad guy um and then they blow up

1958
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:27,840
the whole [ __ ] house like

1959
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:29,679
so so diesel does get us fire like all

1960
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:32,400
that happens

1961
01:13:29,679 --> 01:13:35,280
and then they're like oh my god we

1962
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,239
love you and then they're recovering

1963
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:38,159
and

1964
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:40,480
they give

1965
01:13:38,159 --> 01:13:43,199
roxy her bar back because she really

1966
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:45,199
wanted her business but they help her

1967
01:13:43,199 --> 01:13:46,800
turn it into a franchise and they're

1968
01:13:45,199 --> 01:13:50,239
like oh my god we love you and then they

1969
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:52,320
build a house that does have a dungeon

1970
01:13:50,239 --> 01:13:54,239
but it is only for play

1971
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:56,719
they're very clear about that's good you

1972
01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:58,880
know way to set boundaries around your

1973
01:13:56,719 --> 01:14:00,320
dungeon right if you want to do more

1974
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,159
serious things there you do need to

1975
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:04,640
build a second one that's not what this

1976
01:14:02,159 --> 01:14:06,800
one is for so the intention is for the

1977
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:09,520
work torture to occur

1978
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:11,280
at the um building that they owned with

1979
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:13,600
the apartment that was in it that his

1980
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,440
original dungeon like the og dungeon is

1981
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:17,120
where business occurs

1982
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:19,600
the home dungeon

1983
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:21,280
is for pleasure

1984
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,800
if you can call it that

1985
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:25,360
so

1986
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:28,960
uh yeah and then the epilogue is that

1987
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:31,920
they um threaten a judge with bodily

1988
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:34,719
harm to get him to marry the the five of

1989
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:36,640
them even though that's really not legal

1990
01:14:34,719 --> 01:14:38,560
like here's the thing even if they

1991
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:41,760
threaten a judge with bodily harm i

1992
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:44,000
don't think that like no that's actually

1993
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:46,480
possible no we can't file the paperwork

1994
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,679
for that yeah no i feel like that's

1995
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:50,239
gonna get

1996
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:52,400
bogged down in the court system and just

1997
01:14:50,239 --> 01:14:54,800
all of the paperwork hell

1998
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:56,719
when my husband and i got married

1999
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,400
my all right so my mother

2000
01:14:56,719 --> 01:14:59,920
her mother was like why would i give my

2001
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,040
daughter a middle name if she's just

2002
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,600
gonna get rid of it when she gets

2003
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:05,040
married and so my mother never had a

2004
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,000
middle name growing up mine doesn't

2005
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,280
either

2006
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,360
is that the reason

2007
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:12,560
i don't know i think my grandmother was

2008
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:14,560
just too drunk to worry about it

2009
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,840
well so my mom doesn't have a maiden

2010
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:17,760
name

2011
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,960
um she doesn't have a baby no not

2012
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,199
nothing she doesn't have a milk she

2013
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:23,199
doesn't have a middle number very much

2014
01:15:21,199 --> 01:15:26,640
she was just like cher

2015
01:15:23,199 --> 01:15:28,320
just the one thing kristen

2016
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:29,520
she's just

2017
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,960
kristin

2018
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,840
see ya

2019
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:34,080
um

2020
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,360
and when we when my husband and i were

2021
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,840
trying to get married and had to fill

2022
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:40,320
out like our like application

2023
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:42,239
they like we were at the courthouse and

2024
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,920
they were like i'm sorry we can't accept

2025
01:15:42,239 --> 01:15:45,360
this unless we have your middle your

2026
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,199
mother's middle name list and i was like

2027
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:50,719
she doesn't have one like i have nothing

2028
01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:54,719
to put there and they're like whoo

2029
01:15:50,719 --> 01:15:56,640
that is a problem and i was like so like

2030
01:15:54,719 --> 01:15:58,800
my mother not having a middle name

2031
01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:00,960
growing up almost stopped my husband and

2032
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:02,560
i from getting a marriage license so i

2033
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:04,800
don't feel like just being like just

2034
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:06,400
because we threatened this judge like i

2035
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:08,480
don't think that the court system is

2036
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:10,960
suddenly going to view a five-person

2037
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:13,360
marriage as legal like no offense like

2038
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,800
live your life sure love is love

2039
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:18,320
obviously

2040
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,320
and blood play is blood blood

2041
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:25,280
and and consent is optional apparently

2042
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:27,040
apparently indented vipers consent is um

2043
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,199
it's more of a moving target it's

2044
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:31,920
implied

2045
01:16:29,199 --> 01:16:34,239
she was into it once right so now she's

2046
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:36,080
always into it it's implied okay um

2047
01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:39,120
which is horrifying to think about and

2048
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:40,880
i'm really sorry i brought it up anyway

2049
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:42,640
so the epilogue they threaten to kill a

2050
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,719
judge they can all legally get married

2051
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:49,600
yeah and then i guess they live happily

2052
01:16:44,719 --> 01:16:52,640
ever after and that is deniverse okay so

2053
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:54,480
how do we rate nintendo vipers as a

2054
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:59,520
whole

2055
01:16:54,480 --> 01:17:01,360
so because of diesel's love of fire

2056
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:04,239
i'm gonna say

2057
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:07,040
like five flame emojis

2058
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:09,199
five flame emojis five flames out of how

2059
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,400
many flame emojis

2060
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:11,510
seven

2061
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,880
oh damn

2062
01:17:11,510 --> 01:17:16,880
[Music]

2063
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:18,960
five out of seven i'm not great at math

2064
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:21,760
i can't do that math either frankly i

2065
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:22,640
made that up it's like 71

2066
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,800
yeah

2067
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:26,640
so i mean it is a journey right from

2068
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:29,280
start to finish what do you mean that's

2069
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:32,080
not right surely that's not right

2070
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:33,760
i put it on my calculator your your

2071
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,440
husband is trying to check it right now

2072
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:38,239
that's why i'm just trying to check it

2073
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:42,239
because we all know like y'all i was

2074
01:17:38,239 --> 01:17:44,960
once at an escape room and some 71. okay

2075
01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:46,239
i did it right um 71 like 0.4 or

2076
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,360
something like that yeah i was once had

2077
01:17:46,239 --> 01:17:49,280
an escape room where there was some

2078
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,960
basic math involved and i did all of the

2079
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:53,199
math and i second guess myself and you

2080
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,199
know like when you're at an escape room

2081
01:17:53,199 --> 01:17:56,480
and you don't have to use a clue like

2082
01:17:55,199 --> 01:17:57,600
you don't have to ask for one but like

2083
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,280
every now and then they'll just like

2084
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:01,440
give you one to be like this will make

2085
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:04,880
it easier yeah they were like here's the

2086
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:05,679
math baby girl you did not thrive at

2087
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,679
this

2088
01:18:05,679 --> 01:18:09,679
um and they were not wrong

2089
01:18:07,679 --> 01:18:11,840
yeah i mean i came a therapist for a

2090
01:18:09,679 --> 01:18:14,159
very specific reason and and that reason

2091
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:18,560
is that i don't have to do math

2092
01:18:14,159 --> 01:18:19,679
unless you're doing like assessments no

2093
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:24,480
and so

2094
01:18:19,679 --> 01:18:26,480
my way around that is just not doing it

2095
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:28,080
i've never run into that issue because i

2096
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:28,960
don't do them

2097
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:33,040
yeah

2098
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:33,040
that's fair i have interns do them

2099
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:37,600
and that is what i call a learning

2100
01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:40,400
opportunity

2101
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:43,199
for interns i'm a gatekeeper for the

2102
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:45,040
profession thank you you're welcome okay

2103
01:18:43,199 --> 01:18:47,199
without me you would not have such great

2104
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:50,800
clinical experience

2105
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:51,960
precisely okay so yeah five out of seven

2106
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,760
flame emojis

2107
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:56,239
[Music]

2108
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:59,280
it is a journey from start to finish

2109
01:18:56,239 --> 01:19:01,760
and there is humor in there and

2110
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:05,040
so the the reason that it's not like a

2111
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:07,760
seven out of seven at this juncture

2112
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:10,800
would be that like

2113
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:12,400
like what the [ __ ] though like

2114
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,400
like the reason it's not a seven out of

2115
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:17,040
seven is because like did you hear the

2116
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:19,040
review of the book i just gave

2117
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:21,040
i mean

2118
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:23,600
so it's highly entertaining so if we're

2119
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:25,440
looking at entertainment value only like

2120
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:27,280
you will read this book and you'll go

2121
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:28,480
through it so fast that at the end

2122
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,480
you'll be like what the [ __ ] just

2123
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:32,239
happened to me unless we're your

2124
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:33,760
co-worker and then we'll get like a few

2125
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:37,120
pages and then be like

2126
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:39,360
i'm out it's a little too much for me

2127
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:41,400
but anyway it's highly entertaining the

2128
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:45,360
story is

2129
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:47,679
ridiculous but also like kind of fun

2130
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:49,520
so you know like that's

2131
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:51,280
that's it that's i don't have i don't

2132
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:53,120
know what else to say about that yeah so

2133
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:55,199
what i essentially hear saying is if

2134
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,719
you're into mafia reverse harem and

2135
01:19:55,199 --> 01:19:59,679
blood play

2136
01:19:56,719 --> 01:20:01,760
this is an ideal book for you

2137
01:19:59,679 --> 01:20:03,440
yes and i really appreciate that you

2138
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,840
used your reflective listening skills

2139
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,840
just then

2140
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:13,920
yes and that is where the therapy part

2141
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:16,159
comes into this i just active listen

2142
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:18,800
through most of them and my reflective

2143
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:20,960
listen you did and you nailed it and i'm

2144
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:23,280
really proud of you

2145
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:25,120
i'm not taking new clients

2146
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,719
for the record

2147
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:28,239
yeah we're hoping this becomes our

2148
01:20:26,719 --> 01:20:30,800
livelihood so if everybody could

2149
01:20:28,239 --> 01:20:32,400
subscribe that'd be awesome yes please

2150
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,000
like please subscribe please leave a

2151
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:35,840
five star review if you find us funny

2152
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,920
and if you don't find us funny don't

2153
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:39,920
leave a review we would only like five

2154
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:42,639
star reviews and

2155
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:44,639
nothing else so just like keep your

2156
01:20:42,639 --> 01:20:46,639
negative thoughts to yourself yeah or

2157
01:20:44,639 --> 01:20:48,719
just leave a five star review and don't

2158
01:20:46,639 --> 01:20:49,679
write anything with it

2159
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:51,440
because

2160
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:52,880
great compromise because like do you

2161
01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:54,639
really want people like us being

2162
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:56,320
therapists at this point like now that

2163
01:20:54,639 --> 01:20:59,040
you've heard this

2164
01:20:56,320 --> 01:21:01,360
honestly you need to give this to us

2165
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:03,440
because this is who we are

2166
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:06,159
in the therapy room and also out of the

2167
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:08,400
happy road for the good of the masses

2168
01:21:06,159 --> 01:21:09,440
yes so with that

2169
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,760
um

2170
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:14,320
good night and good luck

2171
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,360
i think i think you know we covered as

2172
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,199
much as we're going to cover this

2173
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,040
episode is that what we did yeah i think

2174
01:21:17,199 --> 01:21:19,690
we did i have no idea how long i talked

2175
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,679
so

2176
01:21:19,690 --> 01:21:24,159
[Laughter]

2177
01:21:21,679 --> 01:21:27,120
you covered that book

2178
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:29,760
thoroughly i left out so much too oh no

2179
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:32,560
i did so if you want to know more like

2180
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:35,040
obviously read it i guess

2181
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:38,239
or find hannah on social media i'll tell

2182
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:39,760
you i get excited so yes all right

2183
01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:41,360
we love you guys we don't know you yet

2184
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,600
but we love you mm-hmm

2185
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:47,199
thank you for listening and we hope you

2186
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:50,199
have a wonderful rest of your day yep

2187
01:21:47,199 --> 01:21:50,199
bye