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Hello and welcome to the podcast, the podcast of We Talk Life,

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working occasionally music. My name is SwitchBlades for Kids

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and half of the podcast.

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It's me! It's Big Beetle! How are we doing?

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Look, you know what, we were just joking about old Mott's name.

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- Kyrgyz Krasli? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I was not expecting you to instantly yell at the beginning of the session.

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- Hello! - Hello, welcome.

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We're recording during the day again, which is our preferred time.

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- It really is. - We get to yell!

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- Yeah, that's it. - I get to full-blown fucking scream at the mic.

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We just get to scream at some... How are you doing, man?

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How you being? How you going?

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- Good, I'm in it inside. - I'm in it.

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Oh my god, I just realized what I want to do.

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This is going to be the episode full of weird sounds.

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I'm going to do a little bit of production in this episode.

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Oh, no.

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Every now and then, you might hear something. You know how there's like,

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like, binaural audio stuff, you hear like a...

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You hear every now and then, and you're like...

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- It's a brand. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Sometimes I'm like, yeah, even with songs, man, you'll be listening.

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You're like, is that outside of my headphones?

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So, did that...

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- Did that sound like standing behind me?

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Have you ever seen Wendigoon's videos?

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Like, he does like a lot of, like, the cryptid icebergs

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and he's like, looking up like...

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The spookyest shit, basically, he's...

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- Oh, dude, I love, man. I'm getting right into that stuff, dude.

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- He's a crazy stuff, dude. - So, it's cool, man.

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He was on stream, and he was watching a video

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that was like explaining, like, I think it was like,

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SCP stuff at the time. So, he's like,

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- Oh, yeah, yeah. - And he's just like, enjoying it.

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And someone in the video had placed, like, the knocking sounds

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and he's sitting there and he's just like...

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- Look at him immediately, like, far, like, spins around.

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He's like, "Oh."

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And then he like gets up and he walks off and he goes to the door

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and he comes back and he's like, "I swear to God,

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that was supposed to be my Uber, like my Uber eats."

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And then he sits down, presses play again, and then it knocks again.

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And he's like, "Dude, no way, no."

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- He's there.

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- The thing that was, was like, where is his headphones,

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like, the way, 'cause it was like on the left side

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or something like that.

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It was perfect, like, the way his headphones was.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- So, if that happened to me, yeah, right now,

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'cause my, like, to my left is everything, the whole house

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on my right is the window. So, if it was on the left

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and the phone right now, it's like, "Knocked, I'd be like,

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"Oh."

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- "Who's knocking right now?"

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- Yeah, dude. But it was, yeah, he, like, freaked out.

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It took him, like, a good four minutes of, like, him stressing out

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because he's like, "Why isn't my dog reacting?

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"What the fuck's going on?"

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Like, you know, it's like, proper, wiggling out.

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He's like, "There's no wiver eats there.

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"Where's my wiver eats, personal?"

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And then he's like, he presses the plate on the video again

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and he's like, "Wait a second, it's on the video."

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And then, like, realize it.

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- That's so good.

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- The first time it happened to him,

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I did the exact same thing.

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Like, I'm watching the video of him, like, hearing the knock noise

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and we both did the exact same thing at the same time.

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So, I paused the video and went, "That was the video."

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- That's so funny. That's so funny.

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- So, I've got, like, like, lifted up the phone,

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look around and I'm like, "What the fuck?"

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- Yeah.

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- And then when I played again, it was him doing the exact same thing

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and I was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not me."

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- Yeah, so that's funny, man.

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- Super trippy.

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- So, when people listened to this,

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- Yeah.

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- Every now and then, you're just here to troll people,

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is that what you're trying to say?

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- This is gonna be an episode that's gonna make you

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especially that a little bit. - Okay, cool.

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- That's what the podcast is turning into.

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- You know what? - You know what?

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- And you know what we'll do?

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We'll add a little bits of all sorts of things

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in all different types of scenarios.

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So, you don't know.

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You don't know.

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- You can add a strobe effect right here, just like--

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- 60 seconds of just, like, one frame, one black.

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- I think that's a seizure thing.

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- That's what's right at the front is me screaming saying,

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"Seagull," or you see, like you scream,

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and I'll do the scene to think at the start.

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So, that is, if we just, like, call half of our audience.

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- We've dropped them off.

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- We've dropped them off.

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Now, the real listeners are here to stay.

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- See, only the OGs understand that that's just normal.

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- That's what you get.

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- We just scream into microphones on a regular basis.

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- That's what we do. - Oh, you've been anyway, man.

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- Yeah, not to completely explain how I've been.

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I'm pretty good.

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Still sick, fucking coughing, and you should've lost.

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- Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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But, pretty fucking good week.

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Oh, oh, like, like, you know how?

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I had that noise in my car.

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- Oh, yeah.

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Now, you were like, and we both said it was like,

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it's something to do with-- - It's so loud.

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- Yeah, it was so loud.

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- Right? - So loud.

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- And I've been dealing with it. - I'm dealing with it.

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- I have to yell over-- - Yeah.

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- To talk to you in the car doing 60Ks an hour.

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- Yes. - Thanks.

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- This is not normal, man.

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- Yeah, that's not normal.

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- So, we were yelling at each other, you know,

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just literally driving five minutes down the road

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to go to the gym.

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- Yeah.

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- And we were both convinced it was like,

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it's that left wheel bearing.

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The wounded luckily was coming from the lift.

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- Exactly, and so I replaced the left hand wheel bearing,

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got real, because like, and I just ran out of time

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during the day, so I was like, I'd need to go home.

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Turns out, it wasn't the left hand wheel bearing,

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because the noise was still there.

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I just dive.

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I'm just like, it must be the gearbox.

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And it's now out of oil, and my car is going to fucking be--

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I just dove, instead of going to the next logical thing,

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because it still sounded like it was left.

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I need to replace the right wheel bearing as well,

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because I've got the other wheel bearing to replace.

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- Yeah. - I went and like, fucking--

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- And pulled the gearbox out. - I was like,

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I need to drain and replace,

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or like see if there's like gearbox oil,

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and then my mate was like, oh no,

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it's like a sealed gearbox.

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Like, they're doing this new thing now where you can't--

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you can't like replace-- - Oh, yeah.

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- Peabox oil anymore, because it's like a sealed automatic transmission.

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- Yeah. - You just can't fucking do it.

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And I was like, what the fuck is this noise?

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And they're like, it might be your fucking drive shaft linkage

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that connects to the right hand side.

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And I was like, yeah. - Yeah.

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- And that's what I was like.

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I was like, it must be a CV, so, you know,

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because it's a weird-- - I've never heard a CV like that,

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but like, yeah. - No, exactly.

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Usually when you hear CVs, you're two turns,

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and you hear them knocking, right? - Yeah, they click,

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click, click, click, click, yeah. - Yeah.

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That was not a that. - No.

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Turns out, after breaking my car,

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and then fixing it all last week,

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it was the right wheel bearing.

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- The hot fucking top. - Oh, no!

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Wait, it was actually not working. - No, that's so funny.

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The fact that you even had the right wheel bearing.

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- I know, no. - And stuck in your heads.

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- I know. - And you thought,

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"So, go to the gearbox." - Dude, I went fucking--

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I went, like, so hard left, man.

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the wheel bearing? - It was actually the wheel bearing.

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- So, the fact that we both called wheel bearing?

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- Yeah. - But we both called left not right.

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- Yeah, and so did.

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So when I got the tires replaced,

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'cause I needed to get tires replaced anyway,

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the guy that, like, did a little test run,

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he even said left wheel bearing,

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and this is after I replaced it, and I was like,

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"No, no, it's already been replaced."

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And he's like, "You won't want to get that, like,

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checked, because sometimes it's very rare,

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but sometimes you can get, like, dry bearings

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from manufacturer." - Yeah, yeah.

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- And I was like, "It wasn't though, I already knew."

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He was just, like, a tire cleaner

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that was pretending to be a mechanic,

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and I was just to fit a pretending to be a mechanic as well.

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- Yep. - And so I was like,

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"What do you do, man?

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What do you do?"

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- Two non-mechanics pretending to be mechanics

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and pointing the finger at each other.

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- I was just saying, five percent.

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- So I paid him off. I was like,

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"You don't know what you're talking about.

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"I already placed that left hand wheel bearing."

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And the best part was, this is the best thing.

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So, I broke the fuck in.

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I broke the wheel knuckle, trying to press out a bearing,

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because it was proper stuck in there.

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Could not fucking get it out.

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I'd put, like, nearly five tons of pressure on it.

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- Wow. - Okay.

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- To try and get it out, and then shit just, like, broke.

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Good thing I'm still alive, because shit was flying.

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- Yeah. - Fuck him.

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Got a new, like, knuckle from New South Wales.

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The cheapest one I could find.

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It was great. I slipped it straight back on.

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As soon as the, like, car was turned on,

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and I started moving, I noticed it immediately.

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There's no sound.

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- And that's so funny.

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- And I tell you what, if you've been, like,

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ever driving around with, like, a whole bunch of sounds,

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just, like, constantly, constantly for months,

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for months, I would say nearly half a year,

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just, like, the constant humming noise you're just driving,

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and it's, it's howling at you.

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When you get rid of it, it is so noticeable.

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- Yeah. - And I, and, like, I've only been driving,

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like, it was Thursday when it was fixed,

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so I've had Friday, and I haven't driven it,

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like, it was just Thursday and Friday that I've been driving it,

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and every time I get in, and I start driving, I'm just like,

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"Oh, man, this is so good."

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- It's so good. - It's so good.

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- Oh, dude. I was like, I was like, the first time,

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I was nearly brought to tears.

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I was just like, "Oh, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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"I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy."

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- Dude, it was not, but like, dude. - Dude, it would be,

246
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you know, it would be like a whole new car now.

247
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000
- It feels so good. - Yeah, so good.

248
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- And I don't have to turn up my music to fucking, like, 30.

249
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- Dude, I bet you would, I bet you would so much

250
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000
that I'd drive now, and you drive a long way.

251
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000
- Yeah. - Yeah.

252
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000
- That's also why I was like, dude, you need to fix this.

253
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000
Like, I know how much you drive, and at 60Ks an hour,

254
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000
this is definitely, (laughs)

255
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000
- It's like, it's, like, 110,

256
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000
because you were just, like, the fastest, I'm like,

257
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000
the fastest I get home the last time I have to listen to this.

258
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000
- Let's, I need to listen to the loud noise.

259
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000
- Dude, that is so funny that it was the right wheel bearing.

260
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000
- Yeah, and I was right there the whole time, and I was just like,

261
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000
- Man, I can't, I still can't believe, you know what?

262
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000
And you're right, neither of us are mechanics either,

263
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000
but we both called wheel bearing.

264
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000
It was the first thing we both said.

265
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000
I got in the car, I drove down the right and I'm like,

266
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000
dude, this is a wheel bearing.

267
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000
You're like, "I know, you're like, I'm pretty sure it's a wheel bearing."

268
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000
- Sounds like the left one.

269
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000
- Yeah, everyone said the left one as well,

270
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000
and then we responded to the left one,

271
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and it wasn't the left one, so it's transferred.

272
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
- It's just the vibration, yeah.

273
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000
- Through the fucking drive-up.

274
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000
- Yeah. - I was gonna say,

275
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000
what I'm guessing is the gearbox is probably located

276
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on the left hand side of the car,

277
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and the vibration was going through to the left hand side of the mount,

278
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
where the, yeah, that's probably where it comes from.

279
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000
- That's where that mount is, the mount is literally under your footwell,

280
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000
or like the passenger footwell.

281
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
- Oh, nuts!

282
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000
- Yeah, dude!

283
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000
- Oh nuts, man.

284
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000
- So fucking, like, I'm not crazy!

285
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
I'm not crazy!

286
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000
That's all I can think when I fucking like started driving,

287
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000
'cause like, my mate, Bo-ly, I think I've mentioned Bo-ly.

288
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
- Bo-ly, you're good, man.

289
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
- It is a lot more than you are.

290
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
- You know what?

291
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
If there's anything that I know about the Army,

292
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is that Bo-ly is a sick-hum.

293
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000
That's a lot more than that.

294
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000
- Yeah, Bo-ly is a sick-hum.

295
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
So, he was in the car.

296
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
He was like in the car when I started,

297
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like as soon as it was all back together,

298
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I fucking like jumped in,

299
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and I literally was just like,

300
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"I'm just gonna do a quick lap around the workshop."

301
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
It turned into "Go around the workshop."

302
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000
I was like, "Oh my God, there's no noise at like,

303
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
"No, it's good."

304
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
And then I fucking like, I was like,

305
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I can go back around and go back towards the workshop,

306
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
and I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna go left."

307
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
And I give up the road,

308
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000
and do like 80 on a 40 road,

309
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000
just to fucking like make sure.

310
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
- Yeah, sure, yeah, that's what I was like,

311
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
and I looked at it,

312
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
and I was like, "Bo-ly, grab me."

313
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
And I was like, "Damn, damn, that's no way!"

314
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, no."

315
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000
- Yeah, yeah, no, it was like, "Oh, you don't understand, you don't get in there,

316
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000
"you don't understand, I've been dealing with this for months."

317
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
- Oh, man.

318
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
- Dude.

319
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000
- How long have you been,

320
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
'cause it's been a hot minute.

321
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000
I wanna say, at least six months.

322
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
- Yeah, at least.

323
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
- At least six months.

324
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000
- Yeah. - Because,

325
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000
and you've been driving to Brisbane that whole time, right?

326
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
- Yep.

327
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
(laughing)

328
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
- And hour, and hour there, and an hour there.

329
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000
- Dude, that's... (laughing)

330
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
- Two hours a day, so for 10 hours a week,

331
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000
for at least six months,

332
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000
you've been listening to a deafening noise coming from your car.

333
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
- No, it got to the point where I was like,

334
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
"I'll just put in earplugs."

335
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000
- Oh, man.

336
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000
- So I put in earplugs, so that I didn't have to listen to the giant hum,

337
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
because I knew that eventually,

338
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000
there'd be a day where I'd have enough time to press out this woman.

339
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
And I was just like, "until then?"

340
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
(laughing)

341
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
- "Til that day."

342
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
- Oh, man.

343
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
- Oh, man, you know what?

344
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
I feel so happy for you, brother.

345
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000
- That's life, oh, that's life-changing.

346
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000
- It is, no.

347
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
- And date, like, I still can't believe it,

348
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
'cause I know that after this,

349
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
we're gonna play with the kids for a little bit,

350
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
we're gonna do some stuff,

351
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
and then we're going to,

352
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
I need to go to Costco to, like, fill up.

353
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
- Yeah, yeah.

354
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
- So Kim's gonna take her car, I need to take my car,

355
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
so I can just go get fuel.

356
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
- Yeah.

357
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
- And I am going to be so happy.

358
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

359
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
- I'm going to be so happy.

360
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Like, just driving a car

361
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
that doesn't make a whole load of noise.

362
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
If there's anyone out there right now

363
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000
that's like, "I drive a car with a whole load of noise,"

364
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
you don't have to.

365
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
- All right.

366
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
- Yeah, dude, you know what?

367
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
- You can get help.

368
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
- I used to think that was super cool, too.

369
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
- Yeah.

370
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
- My car used to be loud,

371
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
the loudest car in the street.

372
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000
- Oh, the Nova?

373
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
- Do you remember the Nova?

374
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
- The Nova?

375
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
- Dude, yeah, yeah.

376
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
- Yeah, yeah.

377
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Just like, cut the muffler off, you know?

378
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
We just do whatever we could to make that car

379
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
as loud and as obnoxious as possible.

380
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
- Oh, yeah.

381
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
- And it's an all of my cars is loud as this.

382
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
It obnoxious as possible.

383
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
- Yep. - Like, that's what we did.

384
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
- Now,

385
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
I don't even want to drive a car.

386
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
- I'm second.

387
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
- Yeah. - I think if I never had to drive a car again,

388
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000
it'd be too fucking soon, honestly.

389
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
- I'm very happy not to drive a car.

390
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
- Right.

391
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Yeah, and I just, I want to, I just want my phone.

392
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000
I just want my phone.

393
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
- Yeah, for a little phone.

394
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
- You know what, I'd rather drive a tractor.

395
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
- I drive a tractor.

396
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000
I've been seeing a lot of tractor content on my YouTube

397
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
for some reason.

398
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Like, dudes just play on fields and I'm like,

399
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
that's fucking sick.

400
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
- Right.

401
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
- These dudes, like, sometimes it's like a small tractor

402
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
just pulling like a single hoe and it's just like,

403
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
parting the earth, you know?

404
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Like, it's just, twirling the soil.

405
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
- That's all right.

406
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
- And soil, man.

407
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
And I'm like, that's fucking sick.

408
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Oh, man, I wonder what kind of like attachment

409
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000
or implement that is, you know, like, how it's shaped.

410
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000
What is it made of, you know?

411
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
- Yeah. - Like, what does it do?

412
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000
- It is, and then it's like the next video will be like,

413
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000
this giant fucking tractor that's like two, three stories tall.

414
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
- Oh, yeah.

415
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
- It's like, it's time I'll do it in it.

416
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000
And he's like, doing 10 times the amount

417
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000
that that tractor was doing because his field is 100 times bigger.

418
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
- Yeah, yeah.

419
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
- 'Cause he's got 10,000 acres.

420
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
- This man has a dude.

421
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
- This man had 10 acres.

422
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
- Yeah.

423
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000
- This man does not like work for himself.

424
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
- So, that's why he has that machine.

425
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
- Yeah.

426
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
- He's in like millions of dollars a day.

427
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
- Megacorp.

428
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
- Megacorp.

429
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
- That's what he's got.

430
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
- Oh man, Megacorp, like, Megacorp,

431
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
they just don't know everything, you know?

432
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
- Yeah. - Oh, Megacorp.

433
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
You don't wanna be Megacorp.

434
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000
You wanna be the farmer with the little tractor

435
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000
doing the single line because you're just,

436
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
you're growing food for yourself, your family,

437
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000
and you might be doing a little market, farting, you know?

438
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
- That's right. - Just selling a little,

439
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
selling your extra produce.

440
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
And let that's much better.

441
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
- That's much better.

442
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
- That's a much bigger life.

443
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
- Yeah. - That's genuinely what I'm hoping for.

444
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Like, I'm planning and working towards that.

445
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000
I think a market farm is genuinely what I wanna do for a bit.

446
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
- It's pretty good. - I wanna reset, you know what I mean?

447
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Like, saying the jacket and that,

448
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
I was like, I just want us to reset all of our priorities.

449
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000
- Yeah. - Like, that's the whole idea of going down to,

450
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
for starters, it's so expensive to live right now.

451
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
And I'm sick of that.

452
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,000
But, but mainly is that we've done a lot of growing

453
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000
and a lot of soul searching in Iron Man.

454
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
And I feel like, in Jackson's saying,

455
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
like, we need that escape for a while.

456
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
And we need to, yeah, re-evaluate our priorities.

457
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000
We need to work with, and I wanna homeschool the kids.

458
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Like, I really wanna homeschool the kids.

459
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
- It's like a realignment.

460
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
- Yeah, like I wanna reset. - That's it.

461
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
- I wanna, and the reason why the homeschooling

462
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
in the kids part is the thing with homeschooling, right?

463
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Is that everyone, we're not everyone,

464
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
but a lot of people have this weird stigma

465
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
about homeschooling that it's a conspiracy thing

466
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
to homeschool kids.

467
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Like, only people who are homeschool kids

468
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
are conspiracy theorists, right?

469
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
- That's kind of, yeah.

470
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
That's a weird reality. - But when in reality,

471
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
people are like, I'm gonna take my kids,

472
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
I'm gonna leave them at home, but I'm gonna teach them.

473
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
- Yeah. - Like, why?

474
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
- I'm immediately, it's like, what are you gonna teach them though?

475
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
- Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna teach them though?

476
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
- Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna teach them?

477
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
- What are you gonna teach them?

478
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Like, I'm surely that'll come up at some point.

479
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
- I don't think, I'm not, I'm not looking to do that

480
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
in a way, like, even, I was just gonna jack in

481
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
on the drive home last night

482
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
'cause we were out all day yesterday.

483
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
We went to, just quickly, we went to Brisbane

484
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
to visit the brother and all, 'cause he lives

485
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
in the middle of the city.

486
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Went to like a little market thing,

487
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
it was like a kid's thing, there was like, you know,

488
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
there was like petting zoo and, you know, like,

489
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
face paint and all those sorts of kids stuff

490
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
and he took food and shit.

491
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
We went there, hung out, spent, fuck all money,

492
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
which I'm real happy about,

493
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
'cause instead of buying from all of these restaurants

494
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
and stuff, we went to Aldi and we bought enough snacks

495
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
for all four of us, right?

496
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
It cost 20 bucks.

497
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
- Yeah. - 20 dollars to feed,

498
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
so it's five dollars per person.

499
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
And then when we, 'cause everyone else went to this restaurant,

500
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
but while they were doing a restaurant,

501
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,000
we were doing like a, what are they called?

502
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
- Picnic.

503
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
- No, it's like a treasure search thing.

504
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
You know, it's like, you've got,

505
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
"Oh, like a little hunt."

506
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
- A little hunt, a little treasure hunt thing.

507
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
And it's like, you had to find the shops with the stickers on it

508
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
and the sticker would give you a hint for a different shop

509
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000
and we did that instead of sitting down to eat food, right?

510
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Because, yeah.

511
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
I didn't really wanna go into a restaurant and spend like 80 bucks.

512
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
- Genuinely. - Yeah.

513
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
- I was like, "I don't wanna do that."

514
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
And there's heaps of kids stuff,

515
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
so let's just keep like, smashing the kids

516
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
so that they're tired as hell.

517
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
(laughs)

518
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
And then we'll just go to Aldi, grab snacks.

519
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
They can just eat snacks back at his house,

520
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
which is exactly what we did.

521
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
- Yeah. - Right?

522
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
But yeah, fuck me, it was some expensive man.

523
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Like, I wanted to get sushi.

524
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
That was the first thing I went.

525
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Four dollars, 60 of plate in Brisbane.

526
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
- Yeah.

527
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
- But that's just the going, that was the price.

528
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
It wasn't like, you know, there was a cheap, no,

529
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
all plates were four dollars, 60.

530
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Dude, I couldn't eat 10 plates easy.

531
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
- Yeah, 100%.

532
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
- Like easy 10 plates.

533
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
- Do you remember it?

534
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
You used to be like 250 or 260?

535
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
- 250?

536
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
- I think even to the point where one place at Brown's Plains

537
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
was like $2.20 or something, a plate.

538
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
- Yeah. - And we used to eat

539
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
all the time, dude.

540
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
That was the one outside.

541
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
You know, in the open with JB High Fires?

542
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
- Yeah. - Yeah.

543
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
- I think it's like a sunshineker Babs now or something.

544
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
- It's like a sushi shop.

545
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Now I used to eat it all the time.

546
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I went there with beaters.

547
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
- Yep.

548
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
- That's how long ago it was.

549
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
- It was like early 2010s.

550
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
- Yeah.

551
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
- Dude.

552
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
- I get old.

553
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
- I get old.

554
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
- Yeah.

555
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
- I get old.

556
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
- Oh no.

557
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
- Biddle.

558
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
- That'll happen.

559
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
- Fuck, where's I going with all of that?

560
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
- Home schooling.

561
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
- Home schooling, home schooling.

562
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Look, at the end of the day,

563
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
I'll be hang on, dude.

564
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
I'm recording, please.

565
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
- Please.

566
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
- Please.

567
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
- What's up?

568
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
- What?

569
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
- Good news.

570
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
- Can you tell me after?

571
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
- Mm.

572
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
- Can you tell me after?

573
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
- No, I have to tell you right now.

574
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
- Please.

575
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
- Thank you.

576
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
- No?

577
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
- Yeah.

578
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Like, so with home schooling.

579
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000
The whole idea is that I just want them to learn the things that they want to learn as kids.

580
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Like, I don't think at six years old they should be regimented into class with homework.

581
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Like, that's way too young.

582
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
You know what I mean?

583
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
- Yeah.

584
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
- And the other thing is like, they get homework.

585
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
So it's like, you get taught that you can't leave.

586
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
- Like, this is your life.

587
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
- Oh, school goes home with you?

588
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
- Yeah.

589
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
- Just like, work does.

590
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
- Yeah.

591
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
- Work goes home with you.

592
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
- Yeah.

593
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
- That's what they're teaching.

594
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
And I'm like, no, work doesn't have to go home with you.

595
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Unless you want it to.

596
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Unless you want your work to be your home life.

597
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:40,000
- The thing is, I think it's the problem with a lot of school structures is that it is teaching kids to literally just go...

598
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000
- When there's a person at the front, that's the only thing that matters.

599
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000
And then whatever they're telling you is the only thing that matters.

600
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000
And then when you go to the next person, it's the whole time.

601
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Even up to grade 12.

602
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000
The person at the front, that's telling you the shit, is your boss.

603
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
And they're going to tell you exactly what you need to know.

604
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
- And you just need to do it.

605
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
- Yep.

606
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:06,000
- And it's not even, it's, because it's not even about like looking or finding your own answers.

607
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
You know what I mean?

608
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Like, it is, here's a book and all the answers are in it.

609
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
- It's even the same.

610
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
- In fucking you need to.

611
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
- Yeah.

612
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
- And it's, you get like a little bit more freedom.

613
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
The thing is, you get to where what you want now.

614
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
- And then you go.

615
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

616
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:25,000
You go into unions like, oh, finally, I'm going to be, you know, with peers, other adults.

617
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
And we're going to sit down and then we're going to listen to the guy at the front.

618
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
And then he's going to tell us if we're right or wrong.

619
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
He's the boss.

620
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
- Yep.

621
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:38,000
- And then all it is is to get a piece of paper that says you can get a job so that you can go and listen to the guy at the front.

622
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
- Yeah.

623
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
- It tells you if you're right or wrong.

624
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000
- And like, honestly, the three, four years after you get that degree, it's outdated.

625
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
- It is.

626
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000
- Like, they're teaching a different way of doing whatever it is that you've learned.

627
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000
- That's actually what Kim was fucking talking about with her, because she's learning how to be a teacher now.

628
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
- Yeah.

629
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000
- And she's been speaking about that.

630
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
She's like, what was this like five years ago?

631
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
What was this like 10 years ago?

632
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
- Yeah.

633
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
- And it changes.

634
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
It honestly does change.

635
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Every four or five years, it's like, this is way in different ways.

636
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,000
- Yeah, explaining how teachers can be completely up to date with working a full career of like 40 years.

637
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
How can they be up to date every five years?

638
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000
- So they actually, there is a way that they do it.

639
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
- There is?

640
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,000
- Yeah, they, so you know how like, so in the army when we were doing like, brando shit, when something new was brought in,

641
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:37,000
we do a course on it, then we're taught how to use it, then it gets implemented, and then we use it, and then it becomes like a fuck.

642
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,000
We got new gats, fucking like five, ten, not like 10 years ago, honestly.

643
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000
But we didn't see them until 2020, 2019 or something.

644
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000
- Yeah, so of course, yes, that's right.

645
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
You ordered the guns 10 years ago.

646
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
- Yeah, that is probably like seven years later, something like that.

647
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000
- Like, butchering the time line he was, but like, we eventually got the new gats in.

648
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000
And then we were taught how to use them in a new style.

649
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000
So there was like, it wasn't like, there was different procedures, but because now you can't take the barrel out of this gun,

650
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:20,000
it stays in, it's like part of the receiver, different drills, different ways to use it, different methods to lean on the two shit.

651
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
So you just have to learn it.

652
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:27,000
So Kim has the same thing, and older teachers have to do the same thing with their learn.

653
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:33,000
They just do like courses to update with new, I think the word is pedagogy.

654
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
And I don't know what that means, but Kim says it a lot.

655
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,000
- It sounds like the little people.

656
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,000
- Are you talking about, oh, pig bees.

657
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
- I thought you were talking about Prud-progeny or something like that.

658
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
- There's like a fucking disease.

659
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
- That's the race of people in Africa, right?

660
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
The really short people.

661
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
- Yeah, Africa.

662
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
- Yeah, yeah.

663
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
- Yeah, yeah.

664
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
- Did you know what's really weird?

665
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Africa has like the extremes of everything when it comes to people.

666
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Like the fastest people in the world, Africa.

667
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
- Slowest people in the world?

668
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
- I guess the slowest people are like, I suppose they could be.

669
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
- This is like, a bit like fucking slowest people.

670
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
- I gotta, I gotta look at this episode.

671
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
- Yeah, look that out.

672
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
- There's someone who's the slowest people.

673
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
- Slowest race.

674
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
- Oh, people in the world.

675
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
We're literally right there.

676
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
The world's slowest Olympian India.

677
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
(laughing)

678
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
- Oh man.

679
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
- Oh man.

680
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
- Oh man, you're dude.

681
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
- People are boy-boying India and I don't know why right now.

682
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
- I actually don't know why.

683
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
- But people are boy-boy-boying India at the moment.

684
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
- Oh, that's so funny.

685
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Oh, hold up.

686
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
There's another dude in 1891.

687
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
- What?

688
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Shizu Kanakori.

689
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
- That sounds Japanese.

690
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:57,000
- Japanese born in Kumamoto, Nagomi, Japan.

691
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
In 1891.

692
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Why is he the world's slowest man?

693
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
How slow was he?

694
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
- You know what?

695
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I'll tell you what.

696
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
I've got some residents who are probably slower than him.

697
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
- Oh, oh my God.

698
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:14,000
He holds the world record for the slowest time in the Olympic marathon.

699
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:20,000
He finished the race after 54 years, eight months, six days, five hours, and 32 minutes.

700
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000
He was the started and just like, I'm gonna go home.

701
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
- Yeah, 54 years.

702
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,000
- And then one day decided, I should probably finish that marathon and then go back out to the

703
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
finish line.

704
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
All right, there you go.

705
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
- What the fuck?

706
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
- Shizu Kanakori.

707
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
- But anyway, that's cool.

708
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000
All right, well teachers, I guess they read, like because you know what, we had parent teacher

709
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,000
interviews recently and I was like sitting there and listening to the teacher and everything and the thing that

710
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,000
gets me, like I understand you want to push it, like you want your children to thrive and you want them to learn

711
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000
and you want them to develop and you want them to be the best people that they can be.

712
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Right, get that.

713
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Why do you have to force five year olds and six year olds to do homework though?

714
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
- Are your kids actually doing homework?

715
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:07,000
- Well, so their homework is at the moment, it is only reading at the moment.

716
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
- Oh yeah.

717
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,000
- But I've been told, because she's in a class where it's two, it's one, two, so grade one and grade two.

718
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So the work, yeah, small, small school, right?

719
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000
So it's one, two, there's two, three, there's four, five, so there's five, six.

720
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I think there's actually, no, no, no, no, I think it's like one, two, two, three and then it's like four, five and then five, six.

721
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:33,000
So it is depending on the year that you, like the time you were born in the year and everything is dependent on where you are.

722
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:39,000
But at the end of the day, there are grade ones and grade twos in the same class, so the learning has to be for both of them, right?

723
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:47,000
So what it means is that grade ones will be learning probably more than they should at grade one and the grade twos will probably learn less than they should at grade two.

724
00:26:47,000 --> 00:27:00,000
- I'll say this, it's good and bad, because it's like if there's kids that aren't at the level to sort of do that little bit more, or they don't have, like, some kids don't, they're not at their big smarts.

725
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
- Yeah, sometimes they're not, maybe they're street smart.

726
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,000
- Maybe, I don't know, but it's a thing of like, sometimes, like, whatever happened on the road.

727
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000
- Maybe they just, it just doesn't, it doesn't go like that little bit further, you know?

728
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Because Quinn, Quinn is like, they're already talking about, like, sort of pushing her up, and I'm like, it's the start of the year.

729
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
- Yeah. - What the fuck are you talking about?

730
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
- Yeah. - And just later, just later, enjoy, put her out.

731
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:36,000
- Exactly, let her find her and just stay there and just like, but apparently she'll get bored and then just like, it'll, it like, it goes, I'm enjoying this, and then I'm bored, and I'm not gonna do anymore.

732
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Apparently, if there's no more challenge, there's no more, like, hurdles to do, she just, she would just give up, because apparently this teacher's seen it before.

733
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
- Oh, of course.

734
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
- And I was like, of course.

735
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
- You're really like, maybe a year younger than me.

736
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000
- Oh, no, I've seen this before, I know how children operate, you don't know how my child operates.

737
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
- I'll say this. - That's my child.

738
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:09,000
- I'll say this. Quinn, we did, we did sort of like, a lot of reading, we did a lot of, she, she stood on math, which I was just like, 'cause she enjoys doing it.

739
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
- Yeah, half as we'd leave the same, she has.

740
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
- Yeah, like, how weird is that?

741
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,000
- Love to pass it. - As bad as, like, I actually, I have a strong dislike of homework.

742
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,000
- Quinn? - Quinn comes back and she's like, 'I want to read this book.' And I'm like, 'Okay, cool, we'll just read this book.'

743
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
And then Kim's like, 'Okay, cool, that's a book that she needed to read this other.' And I was like, 'Oh, she needed to read this.'

744
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:36,000
- Yeah. - But she was like, super excited to like, read this six page book that had, probably, probably, a total of 30 words in it.

745
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it was, but she was like, 'The cat is orange.'

746
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
- He lied it. - He lied it.

747
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
- Yeah, fuck yeah, it's orange.

748
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
- The cat is the hat.

749
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
- Yeah.

750
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,000
- But, um, yeah, no, it's, I'm with you on homeschooling.

751
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
- Yeah. - If you've got time.

752
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000
- If you can do it, that's the whole, like, fuck yeah, dude.

753
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:04,000
- And this is what I mean, like, the whole idea, like, we could do this remotely and, like, rural Queensland, New South Wales.

754
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Like, we could do it somewhere on mainland, but it would just cost, or, you know, what was that?

755
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
- What was that? - It was a, we could do it, like, rural mainland.

756
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000
- Yeah. - But the problem of rural mainland is it's so remote.

757
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
- It is so remote, man.

758
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
- Yeah. - Like, to do it mortgage-free around some, it would be, like, five, six hours drive from a shop.

759
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,000
You know what I mean? Like, that's the difference of doing it on mainland and tazzy.

760
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Tazzy, the worst you could be is, like, an hour's drive from a shop.

761
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Like, that is the worst. - Yeah.

762
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
- Because it's such a small place and there's lots of little towns everywhere.

763
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
- You could, the worst, you could go around the whole island in a day.

764
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
- In a day, you actually would. - I've only twice.

765
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000
- But maybe not twice, but, like, it's like, I think it's like three hours from top to bottom.

766
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
- Right. - Right, and a straight sort of line.

767
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Right, so just following the main roads and everything from the top at Devon Port to Hobart, which is the bottom.

768
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
- Hmm. - It's not exactly, like, the most northern part of tazzy to the most southern part.

769
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
- Yeah. - It's like, the most northern big city to the most southern big city.

770
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
- Yeah. - It's like a three hour drive.

771
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
- Dude, that's, like, fucking great. - Nothing.

772
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000
- Absolutely nothing. - You would live your experience traffic.

773
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
- Yeah, surely. - Yeah.

774
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000
- I mean, unless you lived in, like, Hobart or Lonsesta, or something,

775
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000
yeah, you're probably not gonna deal with much traffic in all honesty.

776
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Like, and even Hobart, Hobart, such a, like, it's a big place, but a small place at the same time.

777
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Like, the actual CBD itself is not enormous.

778
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000
And it's just lots of, like, you know, it's just got all the suburbs around Hobart

779
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
and those are all the other bigger areas.

780
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
And it's just, like, France Plains or, like, you know, all the areas we know.

781
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:43,000
- Like, you know, all the areas we know. - I'm gonna say, like, it's not, it's, Hobart isn't, like, Sydney or Melbourne.

782
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
- It's not that big. - It's probably, it's not even Brisbane, I don't think.

783
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:53,000
- No, it's not even Brisbane. - Like, I've been, Darwin had, like, four, no, three skyscrapers in it.

784
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
- Yeah. - That was it.

785
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000
- And it was like, for the Hobart, yeah, Hobart's, like, the tall buildings are not that tall

786
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
because they're all, like, heritage-illustic buildings.

787
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
- Yeah. - So they're like, oh, these are our skyscrapers.

788
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Like, apparently, the casino is the tallest building in Hobart.

789
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000
And it's only, like, ten stories tall. - Oh, yeah, okay.

790
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
- Yeah, so, like, Hobart is, like, all old historic buildings.

791
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,000
It's all old, like, 1900 built, you know, like, seriously, like, literally, like, 1905,

792
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,000
like, some of these buildings were built, like, and they've just never changed.

793
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
They've just left them. - Yeah. - The way they are.

794
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Like, Jackie's been telling me about it, and also my, one of the girls from work went,

795
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000
and she was just like, yeah, like, it's just cool and old, and she was like, one day was 33 degrees.

796
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
And, like, not Queensland, '30s, because it wasn't humid.

797
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
But she's like, I got some burnt. It was hot. Like, what?

798
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
- What? What do you mean? That's crazy. - Yeah.

799
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
- This is the thing everyone's like, oh, it's cold and tazzy. No, you, you don't like it.

800
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
It's like, don't I'm from New Zealand, first of all.

801
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
- Yeah. - I was born and bred in New Zealand, first of all. - Backed up.

802
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000
- Fuck up. - All right. - And secondly, what do you, have you been to tazzy?

803
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
And they're like, oh, no. - Yeah. - Exactly right.

804
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
- Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that are like-- - No, yeah.

805
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
You weren't like tazzy. It was like, oh, have you been there?

806
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
- No, no, no. But I know I don't like it. So you weren't like it.

807
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000
- Literally, yes, do you know? - Yeah. What are you even talking about?

808
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Like, what does that mean?

809
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
- Oh, my. - I'm in the middle of something.

810
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
- Please. - Shut up.

811
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
- Are you okay? Are you good?

812
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
- No. - No!

813
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
- No, I'm fucked, man! I'm fucked!

814
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
- No. - I'm fucked, man.

815
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
- Can I help you after? - No.

816
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
- Why? What is it?

817
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
- I'm gonna have to get in the car and I'll take it on now.

818
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
- Well, you'll have to figure out something else, please.

819
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
- No! - Not half a place. Come on.

820
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
- Ah, apart.

821
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000
- This is the part of the episode where we shun our kids

822
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
and we, we say, please, child.

823
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
- Back into the minds.

824
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
- She's playing Minecraft. - Yeah.

825
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
- Sorry, she's saying that. - Oh, literally, into the minds.

826
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Beautiful. Play Minecraft. It's okay.

827
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
- Well, what is wrong?

828
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
- I can't help it. - That's so funny.

829
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
- Because my kids are playing Stardew Valley right now.

830
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
- Of course.

831
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
- They're loving it.

832
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
- I did, but it didn't. Nothing happened.

833
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
- Dude, I, Harper, you have to figure it out.

834
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
- Good luck.

835
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
- Nothing's happening. - I'm so sorry.

836
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
- I cannot spend 10 minutes in the middle of a podcast episode

837
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
going to troubleshoot Minecraft.

838
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
- I think, I think, I think.

839
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
- What did it, like, what a, like, an intermission for, like,

840
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
any listener just be like, hey guys, we're just gonna,

841
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
you're just gonna hear ambient noises of, like, digging

842
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
and you're gonna fall for the same thing,

843
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

844
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
- And then, like, Creeper X,

845
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I was about to say Creeper,

846
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
like, I was just sitting sand in the new explosion.

847
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
- Goddamn. - And then I come back

848
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
and I say, they destroyed it all.

849
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
- Yeah, that's all gone.

850
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
- We lost it all. We lost everything.

851
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
- We start.

852
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
- No, no, no, that was deer, Albeda.

853
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Anyway, look, long story short, I really want to homeschool the kids.

854
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I really do want to.

855
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
I would love the idea of farming,

856
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
because, like, again, you know what it is,

857
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
everyone, this is, again, everyone says this,

858
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
and I don't understand why this is the going theme of everyone saying this.

859
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
But, they'll be like, oh, you, you don't like it.

860
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
It's hard. Like, do you know how hard that is?

861
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Like, so?

862
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Like, what do you mean?

863
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna give it a go.

864
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
And if it is too hard, I'll just try harder.

865
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
- I think someone really smart said,

866
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
and this might be, I might be butchering this,

867
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
but I'll paraphrase,

868
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000
nothing that is good in this world

869
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000
that is worth having ever came easy.

870
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
- Right? Right?

871
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Does this set everyone?

872
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I'm like, only the best things in life are hard to get.

873
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
- That is, that is probably the best way to say it,

874
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
because it means you can't fumble that.

875
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
The best things in life are hard to get.

876
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
That's why, was the tastiest fruits at the top of the tree?

877
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
- You know what I mean?

878
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000
- I've taught Harper, actually, she's standing right here still.

879
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I think she's gonna stand here for the entire, so,

880
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
maybe, is that what you're gonna do? Maybe.

881
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000
But I told Harper, I was like, food tastes so much better

882
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
when you work hard for it.

883
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
- Yeah, yeah.

884
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
- Like, it just does.

885
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
It just straight up does.

886
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
If you don't work hard for food,

887
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
and like, let's say you don't,

888
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
like you don't do anything all day,

889
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
you go out to a restaurant,

890
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
someone else buys them, you know what I mean?

891
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
I was okay.

892
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
- Yeah, yeah.

893
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
- But if you work, you slave all day,

894
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
and you don't need anything all day.

895
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
- You put it in.

896
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
- You know what I mean?

897
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
You do it, you work like a big, hard, 10-hour day,

898
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000
you're just drinking water all day, you get home,

899
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
you cook up a meal, that is the best meal you've ever had.

900
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
- I like 10- - That is the best meal.

901
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
- And it could have been mac and cheese.

902
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
- Straight up.

903
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
- Yeah. - And I've done exactly that,

904
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000
and that has been some, like, red hot mac and cheese.

905
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
- Oh, I'm fine.

906
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000
- So I've actually changed the way I've talked to the kids

907
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
about, like, bright.

908
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Like, you know how, you can,

909
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
it's easy to bribe your kids,

910
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
because you say, if you do this, I'll give you this.

911
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
- Yeah.

912
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
- Yeah.

913
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
- And I've changed the way I sort of said that,

914
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
so that they see it a little bit differently.

915
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000
I say, hey guys, we're gonna go do some work,

916
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
and then we'll be able to enjoy the reward.

917
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
- Yeah, yeah, that's sort of the- - So we've got to work

918
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
for the goodies, because if you can't just get goodies

919
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
without any work.

920
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
And it can be dumb shit like, we're at the shops.

921
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
We're actually at the shops yesterday, and I was like,

922
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
hey, Quinn, can you push the pram?

923
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Because I'm in a carry frayer, and Maverick's gonna sit in the pram,

924
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
so it's gonna be extra heavy, but it's all right,

925
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
it's gonna be extra work, and then we'll be able to get,

926
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
like, something from the fruit shop on the way out.

927
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
- Yeah. - And she was like- - Yeah, you know what?

928
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
- I'm gonna have to be two seconds, this is ridiculous.

929
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
- That's fine.

930
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,580
(upbeat music)

931
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:34,580
(upbeat music)

932
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:54,580
(upbeat music)

933
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,580
- Okay, apologies everyone.

934
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:59,580
- That's all right. - I'm back.

935
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,580
- I'm just right down there, then the note,

936
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:04,580
I'm not hating the times so that I can cut this.

937
00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:05,580
- Oh, nice.

938
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,580
I think it's like 37 minutes.

939
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:11,580
- I'm on 37 right now.

940
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,580
- Yeah, that's right, it's all about 37.

941
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:15,580
But yeah, look, I mean,

942
00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:22,580
it's just about changing the language used,

943
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:25,580
because that's how they sort of perceive things.

944
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:30,580
If you go, hey, if you do what I tell you to do,

945
00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:31,580
you'll get this.

946
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:35,580
But instead, if you put in and you do the work for yourself,

947
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:38,580
you'll get exactly what you want.

948
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,580
- Yeah. - What you need to do is just do the work.

949
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,580
- Yeah. - And that's why I tell the kids,

950
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,580
I was like, hey guys, we're gonna have like a really delicious dinner,

951
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,580
but you gotta clean up like the land room.

952
00:37:47,580 --> 00:37:49,580
- Yeah. - And then we're gonna have a really delicious dinner,

953
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,580
and we'll have some apple juice and stuff like that,

954
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,580
and they're just like, oh hell yeah,

955
00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:55,580
we're better clean up this land room.

956
00:37:55,580 --> 00:37:57,580
They actually like get excited to do that.

957
00:37:57,580 --> 00:37:59,580
And sometimes I'm just like, hey, do you guys wanna listen to music?

958
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,580
And they're like, how are you?

959
00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,580
And they're like, they see, that is a reward now.

960
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,580
- Yeah. - I'm like, that's, it's like,

961
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:07,580
oh no, it's really weird, they're really enjoying

962
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:12,580
just doing simple tasks, but they don't feel like they're being treated like,

963
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:15,580
like an obstacle.

964
00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:17,580
- Yeah, yeah. - They're now being treated as like,

965
00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:20,580
oh, we've actually got to do what mom and dad do now,

966
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:23,580
because that's how they get their rewards.

967
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:24,580
This is how we do it, you know?

968
00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:27,580
- Well, even Harbour, Harbour talks about wanting to look after animals in that.

969
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:30,580
Like she loves the idea of looking after animals,

970
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,580
whether she actually will or not is another story, right?

971
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:35,580
- Yeah. - But she loves the idea of it,

972
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:38,580
of waking up and going and checking on the chucks and like,

973
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:40,580
making sure the dairy cows are good,

974
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:43,580
and like having all of a sheep and making sure they're all good,

975
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:45,580
and then going through the garden and collecting breakfast

976
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:48,580
because they just eat raw food, like they eat raw food.

977
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:51,580
So like, they'll eat fruit, veggies, like everything raw,

978
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:52,580
you know what I mean?

979
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,580
So for the kids, and I wanna get into that too,

980
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:57,580
for breakfast for the kids, would be so easy.

981
00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:59,580
(laughs)

982
00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:00,580
I could hear that.

983
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:01,580
- Sorry. - But it would be so easy.

984
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:03,580
They just walk through, grab some fruit,

985
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,580
maybe grab some cherry tomatoes, a cucumber, you know?

986
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:09,580
Like just grab a whole bunch of raw food,

987
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:10,580
and then just eat it.

988
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:12,580
They just go rinse it all off and eat it.

989
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:14,580
Like, and that would be breakfast every morning.

990
00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:16,580
- That's pretty good. - Yeah.

991
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,580
- That would be fine, good.

992
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:19,580
- Like, and then lunch, you know, you do lunch,

993
00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:21,580
like, oh, I've seen this really cool thing.

994
00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:25,580
Remember in primary school when you made the solar powered oven?

995
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,580
And you cooked a pizza on it?

996
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:28,580
- No. - No?

997
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:29,580
- We did that. - What?

998
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,580
- So we did, we made a solar powered oven,

999
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:35,580
which was like a box, like, aluminium foil,

1000
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:38,580
glad wrap, like, we built this reflective thing,

1001
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:40,580
painted the bottom black, so it soaked the heat.

1002
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,580
And essentially made everything out of cardboard

1003
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,580
and aluminium for glad wrap tape, that sort of stuff.

1004
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:48,580
And we made something that it wasn't hot enough to like,

1005
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:51,580
to make a pizza, but it was hot enough to like,

1006
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:56,580
melt the cheese, warm the pepperoni, like, you know,

1007
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,580
sort of get it all mixed and nice.

1008
00:39:58,580 --> 00:39:59,580
And we did it. - Yeah.

1009
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,580
- I think it was on top of muffins,

1010
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,580
because they were already cooked as well.

1011
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:07,580
So on top of a muffin, put some tomato base,

1012
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:09,580
cheese, pepperonis, put it in this little thing,

1013
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:10,580
and it cooks it, right?

1014
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,580
- Yeah. - That was a primary school version

1015
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,580
of a solar powered oven.

1016
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:16,580
There are people who have made proper solar powered ovens

1017
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,580
that go up to like 180 degrees.

1018
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:20,580
- Okay, that's your cooking.

1019
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:23,580
- Yeah, cooking, you're cooking with 180 degrees.

1020
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:26,580
- You're quite literally cooking with the sun.

1021
00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,580
- That's, that's the way I cook 'em with gas.

1022
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:29,580
I cook 'em with the sun.

1023
00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:32,580
- There's been so many recipes that call for 180 degrees.

1024
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,580
- I don't know why, I don't know why this is a thing.

1025
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,580
- But then you know, it just must be like,

1026
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:41,580
the temperature that cooks everything at a good speed.

1027
00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:43,580
Because that's like, well, you know,

1028
00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:45,580
depending on how sunny the day is,

1029
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:48,580
you may not get full heat out of this thing, of course.

1030
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,580
It is solar powered.

1031
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,580
But on good days, you could probably cook lunch

1032
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,580
with solar power.

1033
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,580
That's fun. - Then cool.

1034
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,580
- Yeah, that is pretty fun.

1035
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,580
- But they essentially just make these like metal boxes

1036
00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,580
and it just, it's so the sun

1037
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,580
and it basically just creates an oven inside of that metal box.

1038
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:05,580
Like, I don't know the exact way they do it,

1039
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,580
but they build 'em up, they make 'em, and it cooks stuff.

1040
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:10,580
- I do. - Man, in Queensland,

1041
00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:12,580
a car can be hot enough to cook an egg.

1042
00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,580
- Definitely enough to cook children and dogs.

1043
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:16,580
- Yeah! - So I mean, it should work with an egg.

1044
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,580
- All right. (laughs)

1045
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,580
- It's, it will be laughing, but that's true.

1046
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:25,580
- Because those kids have been cooked by cows in Queensland.

1047
00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:27,580
That sounds terrible, but it's fucking true.

1048
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:30,580
- Yeah. - So I'm glad that the,

1049
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:35,580
the rarity that is going up, like it's so uncommon now.

1050
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,580
- Yeah. - Because, you know,

1051
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,580
- I think the last time I had, I was like,

1052
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,580
- People were leaving their kids.

1053
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,580
- And Logan, I think, was a lot of fun.

1054
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:41,580
- It wasn't Logan, yeah.

1055
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:42,580
- Yeah. - Yeah.

1056
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:44,580
- Like, Lady legitimately forgotten.

1057
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:47,580
She, I think, oh, I don't want to actually say the,

1058
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:49,580
I think she, I think she, like, committed Sudduco.

1059
00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:50,580
- Oh, she's not a leader.

1060
00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:52,580
- Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't live to self is.

1061
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:55,580
- Yeah. - What, what, the term is on the internet now.

1062
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,580
- Yeah, it is. - 'Cause you can't say the S word.

1063
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,580
So you have to say, I don't live to self.

1064
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:01,080
- Yeah. - Which,

1065
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,580
- How weird, right? - Yeah.

1066
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,580
- There's no weird though, which is not like,

1067
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:06,580
there's no weird, there's certain words that don't actually have,

1068
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:07,580
you know what I mean?

1069
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,580
Like, it's not like you can't say the word,

1070
00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:12,580
but if you say it, it's a big no-no on the internet.

1071
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:16,580
- Yeah, and it'll, like, it'll, like, I think it's,

1072
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:20,580
for sensitive content, because people can't,

1073
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,580
- I can't, I guess. - 'Cause everyone's gotten

1074
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,580
a lot more sensitive.

1075
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,580
- 'Cause everyone's like, "Fuckin' pussy."

1076
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:25,580
- Everyone's like, "Fuckin' pussy."

1077
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:27,580
- That's what it is, yeah.

1078
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:30,580
- Everyone's just a big ol' bitch, and they just need a,

1079
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,580
what is it? A cup of cement,

1080
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:33,580
- Yeah. - On the fuck up.

1081
00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:34,580
- On the fuck up.

1082
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,580
- Oh, man.

1083
00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:37,580
- This is the thing, and people like,

1084
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,580
people give me crap, because I'm like, you know,

1085
00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:42,580
I'm very political about what's going on in the world,

1086
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,580
and I'm very, I'm on one side,

1087
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:46,580
and people give me crap all the time.

1088
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,580
And I'm just like, "I'm not actually a big bitch about it."

1089
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,580
- Like, this is the thing, I'm like,

1090
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:53,580
"You wanna have a chair, have a chair,

1091
00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:54,580
"you wanna find me about it?"

1092
00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,580
Like, that's fine, I'm not being a bitch about it.

1093
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:59,580
I don't understand the, like, "Way,

1094
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,580
"you're a bitch if you're on one side, I don't get it."

1095
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,580
(laughs)

1096
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,580
- God, just don't get it.

1097
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:05,580
- I don't know, man. - I don't know.

1098
00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:08,580
I think the, that's better.

1099
00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:11,580
- You know what it is, that's, it's so easy to be divisive.

1100
00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:12,580
- It's mob mentality, dude.

1101
00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:15,580
I've been witnessing it, add a, add up.

1102
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:18,580
Like, it's a growing rate, mob mentality right now,

1103
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,580
and it's over, stupid stuff.

1104
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,580
Of course it is.

1105
00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:25,580
- Like, it's like, always over, stupid stuff, man.

1106
00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:28,580
Like, there was one dude who, I think it was just like,

1107
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:30,580
"Oh, it was, again, just like something

1108
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,580
"so small and little and stupid, right?"

1109
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:34,580
It was like, one lady put up like a video of something,

1110
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:36,580
and like, everyone in the comments were like,

1111
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:39,580
"Oh, fuck this woman just because like, mob mentality."

1112
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:43,580
And one guy is just like, "Ah, so I did just a little bit of research

1113
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:46,580
"and I had a look into it, and shit, that's actually true."

1114
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,580
She, you know, and what she's saying is true.

1115
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,580
And we, you know, had a look into it,

1116
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:51,580
and everyone's just like, "Fuck you guy!"

1117
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:53,580
- Yeah, yeah. - It's like, we're like,

1118
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,580
- We're like, "Yeah, me!" - Yeah, me.

1119
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,580
- We're not like, "Fax!"

1120
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:57,580
- Yeah, and then, they just stabbed them with this pit,

1121
00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:00,580
with their pitchforts, like, you know what I mean?

1122
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:02,580
But they didn't even listen to the guy.

1123
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:06,580
Remember, this is like, this is a massive group of people,

1124
00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:10,580
'cause I only see it in certain forms of media,

1125
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:12,580
especially like Twitter.

1126
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:14,580
Twitter's a really fucking bad Twitter for it.

1127
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:17,580
Instagram, it can happen.

1128
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:20,580
Obviously, every other social media, really, yeah.

1129
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,580
Facebook's really fucking weird.

1130
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:25,580
But it's the thing of, you've got all of these people

1131
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,580
that are so willing to die on an antil,

1132
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:30,580
such as, "Do you like pineapple on pizza?"

1133
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,580
And if you do, - Yes!

1134
00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,580
- And if you do your pitchfork, if you don't,

1135
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:35,580
you're also pitchforked.

1136
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,580
- Can I just say, it feels like that's by design.

1137
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,580
It feels like, by design,

1138
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:43,580
we're made to fight each other over antils,

1139
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:46,580
so that we don't see the mountain in front of us.

1140
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:48,580
- Oh, I love that.

1141
00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:50,580
- Like, that's what it feels like, man.

1142
00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:52,580
It's like, we're all too busy fighting about pineapple on pizza

1143
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:56,580
to see that the super wealthy have taken all of our money.

1144
00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:59,580
- Oh, like, just before we die,

1145
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,580
- When are we going to say?

1146
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,580
- I was gonna say, we can't have another episode

1147
00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:05,580
where we die so heavily into conspiracies.

1148
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,580
I was just thinking about this,

1149
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,580
and I asked him about this the other day.

1150
00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:12,580
I don't know if this is derailing, but the fact that

1151
00:45:12,580 --> 00:45:14,580
Ash Ketchum has died multiple times

1152
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:17,580
in the TV show of Pokemon.

1153
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:19,580
- Really? - I mean, he's died multiple times

1154
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:22,580
and been brought back by Pokemon Tears.

1155
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:24,580
He's been brought back by, hey, Mav,

1156
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:26,580
how you doing, man?

1157
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,580
Mav's jumping in.

1158
00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,580
Hey, bud, come here.

1159
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:35,580
- So, I don't have a problem when our children want to join in,

1160
00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:39,580
but my problem is is that Harp is hanging off the door going,

1161
00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:41,580
(Mav groans)

1162
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:45,580
until I actually go fix the problem that she had.

1163
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:46,580
(Mav laughs)

1164
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:47,580
- That's me.

1165
00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:49,580
- Well, this guy just had to let Winston in,

1166
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,580
which is nice.

1167
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,580
Thank you for letting Winston in.

1168
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:52,580
- Hey, Mav.

1169
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,580
- This bike says hello.

1170
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:54,580
- Hey, you're way too hot.

1171
00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,580
- Are you gonna wear a display?

1172
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:56,580
- No.

1173
00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:57,580
- No.

1174
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,580
- So, nice haircut.

1175
00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:00,580
- Thank you.

1176
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:02,580
- And Freya, awesome.

1177
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,580
- Oh, everyone's here.

1178
00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:06,580
- Let's bring the whole family in.

1179
00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:07,580
- Help me!

1180
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:09,580
(Mav laughs)

1181
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,580
- Help me!

1182
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:11,580
(Mav laughs)

1183
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:12,580
- Help me!

1184
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,580
(Mav laughs)

1185
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,580
(Mav laughs)

1186
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:16,580
(Mav laughs)

1187
00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:17,580
(Mav laughs)

1188
00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,580
(Mav laughs)

1189
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:20,580
- Oh, boy.

1190
00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:21,580
- Oh, boy.

1191
00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:22,580
- Oh, boy.

1192
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:23,580
- Oh, boy.

1193
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:24,580
- No, I'm not going.

1194
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:25,580
- You know what?

1195
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:29,580
- You know what, also, you know what, also makes loud sounds.

1196
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:31,580
- Mm, probably, I'm gonna hold it.

1197
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,580
(Mav laughs)

1198
00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:35,580
(Mav laughs)

1199
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:36,580
(Mav laughs)

1200
00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:37,580
- Just gonna hold it in the thing,

1201
00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:39,580
but like, it's gonna be a wrestling match going on.

1202
00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:41,580
(Mav laughs)

1203
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,580
- What did he, did he, did he, did he cop it?

1204
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,580
(Mav laughs)

1205
00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:47,580
- Thank you.

1206
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:50,580
(Mav laughs)

1207
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:51,580
- Hey, children.

1208
00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:53,580
- I love kids.

1209
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,580
- I love kids.

1210
00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:56,580
- We're just talking about wanting to homeschool

1211
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,580
and everything, and it's like, hey, children.

1212
00:46:58,580 --> 00:46:59,580
(Mav laughs)

1213
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,580
- Do you know what, this is the thing,

1214
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:03,580
I say to everyone, best and worst thing you'll ever do

1215
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:04,580
in your life.

1216
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:05,580
- Oh, easily.

1217
00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:06,580
- Easily.

1218
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:07,580
- Easily, easily.

1219
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:09,580
- Best and worst thing.

1220
00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:12,580
You will never be more angry

1221
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,580
and you will never be more happy than having children.

1222
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:16,580
Like, it's just--

1223
00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:18,580
- That right there, it feels very minor to me.

1224
00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:19,580
Like, I'm just like, hey, that happened,

1225
00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:21,580
and it's just like, ah, you know, I'll just edit that.

1226
00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,580
I'll turn it down a little bit.

1227
00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:25,580
- Yeah, that, yeah, yeah.

1228
00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:28,580
You know what, we don't edit much.

1229
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,580
- No.

1230
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:33,580
- So, this will probably be the most heavily processed episode.

1231
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,580
- Yeah.

1232
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:35,580
- In a long time.

1233
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:38,580
- Probably since the vampire episode.

1234
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:40,580
- Oh, yeah.

1235
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:41,580
- Could you know what I mean?

1236
00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:43,580
- Dude, yeah, the weekend was a vampire.

1237
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:44,580
That was a good one.

1238
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:46,580
- That was a good video too.

1239
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:48,580
Like, I cut it, it was like 20-something minutes

1240
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:52,580
to your, just printing essay of your essay

1241
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:54,580
and why the weekend is a vampire.

1242
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:55,420
- Yeah.

1243
00:47:55,420 --> 00:47:57,580
- And you know what, man, I got me honest, like, look,

1244
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,580
the way the world's gone, you might not be wrong.

1245
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:02,580
(laughing)

1246
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:04,580
- Dude, essay on conspiracies, that's what we're doing.

1247
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:06,580
- Dude, you might, you might be right

1248
00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:08,580
with the weekend being a vampire, man,

1249
00:48:08,580 --> 00:48:11,580
like there's some nutty stuff going on in the world right now.

1250
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:13,580
- And you might be going to sacrifice.

1251
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:15,580
- And you might be going to sacrifice in cows

1252
00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:17,580
to bring on the end of the world and stuff.

1253
00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:20,580
Like, yeah, there's some weird stuff.

1254
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,580
- That Ryan Garcia thing, if you don't know about that.

1255
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:25,580
- Dude, the Behemium Grove.

1256
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:27,580
Tyler Oliver, he just released an episode

1257
00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:30,580
going to the Behemium Grove as well.

1258
00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:33,580
So, yeah, like literally just released it.

1259
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,580
- That man is going to--

1260
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,580
- He's a dark.

1261
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,580
- Jeffrey Epstein himself very soon.

1262
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:41,580
- Yeah, he straight up is going to, like,

1263
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:44,580
he was in New York when the guy climbed out of the tunnel

1264
00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:46,580
and everything and he was just looking to be there.

1265
00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:49,580
And like, recorded a like two-minute video

1266
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:52,580
about it because there is no information on it.

1267
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:54,580
Like, there's nothing.

1268
00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:56,580
Still, there's nothing.

1269
00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:57,580
No one knows anything.

1270
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:58,580
- Can't be explained.

1271
00:48:58,580 --> 00:48:59,580
- No. - Unexplained.

1272
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:00,580
- No, you can't.

1273
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:02,580
A Jewish man climbing out of a sewer grate.

1274
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:03,580
Ah, you can't explain that.

1275
00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:04,580
You absolutely can.

1276
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:06,580
- Have you tried going in the sewer grate?

1277
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:07,580
Oh, why would you?

1278
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,580
- Have you tried looking at where he came from

1279
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,580
instead of just welding it up?

1280
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:12,580
- No, why would you do that?

1281
00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,580
- Why would you do that?

1282
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:14,580
He's Jewish.

1283
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:16,580
- That's his whole--

1284
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:17,580
- Dude, that he's--

1285
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,580
- Just cloud off.

1286
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:19,580
- And I'm not even if he was black.

1287
00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:21,580
If he was anything else.

1288
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,580
- If he was odd, dude, I mean, like--

1289
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,580
- Anything.

1290
00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,580
- What's in the hole?

1291
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:28,580
- Anything, nationality, any religion, any race,

1292
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,580
anything other than Jewish,

1293
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:33,580
there would have been the biggest investigation into it.

1294
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:38,580
- I think it's just strange that there's people in tunnels.

1295
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,580
Is that like--

1296
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,580
- Yeah!

1297
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,580
- Yeah, it's just such a weird thing.

1298
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,580
- Dude, dude, dude, dude.

1299
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:46,580
- Like fucking handmade tunnels

1300
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:48,580
underneath apartment buildings in New York.

1301
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:51,580
Like, that is not where you build tunnels.

1302
00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:52,580
- No.

1303
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,580
- There's no reason.

1304
00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:58,580
- Do you remember watching a movie

1305
00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:01,580
a while back called "Shother Comes"?

1306
00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:02,580
- Oh, yeah.

1307
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,580
- Do you remember the intro to that movie

1308
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:06,580
where they're like running around in tunnels

1309
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:07,580
and they're bashing these dudes?

1310
00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:09,580
And then they get to the bad guy.

1311
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,580
- Yeah!

1312
00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:11,580
- And he's like--

1313
00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:12,580
- Is it the better way to come to catch one?

1314
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:13,580
- He's--

1315
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:14,580
- No, that's the show.

1316
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:15,580
- No, that's the show.

1317
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:18,580
- So he's like running around,

1318
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,580
bashing all these dudes and eventually they get to like

1319
00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:22,580
the main anti-chamber where they've got like

1320
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:27,580
the main bad guy who everyone thinks is like a vampire

1321
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:30,580
or like some undead spooky man.

1322
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,580
- Like a lot of people.

1323
00:50:32,580 --> 00:50:36,580
- About to sacrifice this chick who's under a spell sort of thing.

1324
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:39,580
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1325
00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:43,580
- That all of those tunnels and shit like actually exist

1326
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:47,580
are a lot of that show and I'm pleased.

1327
00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:48,580
Fat check me if I'm wrong.

1328
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:51,580
I'm pretty sure what I heard was a lot of those tunnels

1329
00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,580
actually exist.

1330
00:50:53,580 --> 00:50:54,580
- Yeah.

1331
00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,580
- And they're just underneath London.

1332
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:57,580
- Yeah, yeah.

1333
00:50:57,580 --> 00:50:59,580
- And like, what the fuck?

1334
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,580
- Dude, no.

1335
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,580
- Dude, no, please.

1336
00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:06,580
- She just came and asked me for ice cream.

1337
00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:09,580
Like, at 11 o'clock in the morning.

1338
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:10,580
- No, no ice cream yet.

1339
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:12,580
But you haven't even had lunch.

1340
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:13,580
- No.

1341
00:51:13,580 --> 00:51:14,580
- Yeah, no, no.

1342
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,580
- Yeah, that's what we have to tell them too, man.

1343
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:17,580
- They're so exact same thing.

1344
00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:18,580
- Oh, dude.

1345
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,580
You know, I hate to talk conspiracies and stuff, right?

1346
00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:23,580
But like mudfluts, right?

1347
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,580
How you heard of mudfluts?

1348
00:51:24,580 --> 00:51:27,580
- No, you're gonna have to act out of the school meal on this.

1349
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:29,580
- Okay, so I heard of the coolest, it's cool.

1350
00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:31,580
It's like so dumb but cool at the same time.

1351
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:34,580
So there's the whole Taterian empire thing, right?

1352
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:38,580
Like, we will like to, and Napoleon's not real

1353
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:40,580
and all of his stories faked and like,

1354
00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,580
you know what I mean?

1355
00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:46,580
Like, the entire world worked together to only to lie to us today.

1356
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:54,580
That the Taterian empire existed.

1357
00:51:54,580 --> 00:52:00,580
And that they were, like, friends with Tesla, right?

1358
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,580
Tesla was a Taterian guy.

1359
00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:05,580
And they wanted to give the world free energy.

1360
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:08,580
And the Taterian empire was about the bitumen of people.

1361
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:15,580
But it was threatened the oil empire and the oil empire fought back.

1362
00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:18,580
And what they did was they used the tunnel systems

1363
00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:21,580
and all the major cities of Tataria, right?

1364
00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:26,580
And they sent a violent amount of air through these tunnels.

1365
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:29,580
And now I don't know if you've seen QuickSand before,

1366
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:33,580
but what QuickSand is, is violent amounts of air passing through sand.

1367
00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:34,580
- Right.

1368
00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:37,580
- So what they've said is that the mudflut was all of these,

1369
00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:44,580
because apparently all of these buildings that, like, in New York and Melbourne and London,

1370
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:47,580
all of these buildings that are like weirdly underground,

1371
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:49,580
because you know how there's just like heaps of stuff underground.

1372
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:50,580
But that's true.

1373
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,580
There's heaps of buildings underground.

1374
00:52:51,580 --> 00:52:53,580
We have no idea why they're there.

1375
00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:56,580
And they go stories underground, right?

1376
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,580
What they're saying?

1377
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:01,580
And they're mainly around the tunnels, like the train systems.

1378
00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:02,580
- Yeah.

1379
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,580
- So what they're saying?

1380
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,580
I don't know where this cancerous account from.

1381
00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:10,580
I don't know who they are, but what they say is that a violent amount of air

1382
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:13,580
was passed through all of the tunnel systems, the train systems,

1383
00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:15,580
and what it is is it liquefied the dirt,

1384
00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:20,580
and the buildings literally just sank into the ground.

1385
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:22,580
And then they built on top of those buildings

1386
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:25,580
after they'd killed the people from the mudflut.

1387
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:27,580
- What a wild conspiracy, right?

1388
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:32,580
- I'm not just wild.

1389
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:35,580
- That just sounds like...

1390
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:39,580
- And their reasoning was because some dude on YouTube made a bathtub

1391
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,580
of like that liquid sand.

1392
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:42,580
- Yeah.

1393
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:45,580
- And then he sits in it and he turns the air off and then he can't get out,

1394
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:46,580
because it's all stopped moving.

1395
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:49,580
And then they turn the air back on and then he could like swim around

1396
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:50,580
because it's like water.

1397
00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:51,580
- Right.

1398
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,580
- So some like I do on YouTube did that.

1399
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:56,580
And then everyone's like, "My plots, that's how they did it."

1400
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:59,580
- That is like...

1401
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:01,580
- Oh, I know.

1402
00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:03,580
- And they're all like, right?

1403
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:07,580
- There is definitely, I think it's Boston or something like that.

1404
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:13,580
There's, I think there was like a giant fire or something like that.

1405
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:16,580
But I don't know if that's separate or not,

1406
00:54:16,580 --> 00:54:21,580
but there's a pretty sure it's either Boston or some other like big city in America.

1407
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:25,580
Right underneath it is an entire city,

1408
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:28,580
like an entire fucking roads,

1409
00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:32,580
and then they just built on top of it.

1410
00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:33,580
- Yeah.

1411
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:34,580
And I'm just like...

1412
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:37,580
- Like, isn't it just that it's just some weird,

1413
00:54:37,580 --> 00:54:39,580
yeah, there's some weird shit man.

1414
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:40,580
- Yeah.

1415
00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:41,580
- Yeah, there it is.

1416
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:43,580
- There's just weird shit.

1417
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:46,580
And you know what? I don't think anyone alive even truly knows.

1418
00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:51,580
I don't even think anyone alive truly knows the weird shit in this world.

1419
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,580
Like, I know going about pyramids and shit,

1420
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:55,580
like they're just cool.

1421
00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:59,580
It's cool to think that, you know, like some crazy smart civilization

1422
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,580
that actually had the power to travel around the world.

1423
00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:03,580
And so, that's a cool thing to think about.

1424
00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:04,580
- Yeah.

1425
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:07,580
- And like, again, with the amount of time that could have passed,

1426
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:08,580
we have no idea.

1427
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,580
We truly have no idea.

1428
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:13,580
Like, we talk about being around for like, what is it?

1429
00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:16,580
Like 4.5 billion years or 14 billion years, something like that, right?

1430
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:18,580
In that amount of time,

1431
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:21,580
you're telling me that you can't think that another like civilization

1432
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:25,580
got to like, space travel or something in like 4.5 billion years.

1433
00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:27,580
You don't think they could have possibly had it.

1434
00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:29,580
- Right. Right.

1435
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:31,580
- Like, we caught, there's prehistoric times.

1436
00:55:31,580 --> 00:55:34,580
That means that it is before history.

1437
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:35,580
- History.

1438
00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:36,580
- Yeah.

1439
00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:38,580
- We don't know anything before prehistoric times.

1440
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:41,580
We have no evidence and no clue on what happened before.

1441
00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:43,580
- We got carbon dating, that's about it.

1442
00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:44,580
- That's it.

1443
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:45,580
That's the only thing we got.

1444
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,580
And the way we carbon date stuff,

1445
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:50,580
like, we don't actually know 100% how accurate it is.

1446
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:53,580
Like, we could be off like a few million years.

1447
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,580
We have no idea.

1448
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:56,580
Like, we have absolutely no idea.

1449
00:55:56,580 --> 00:56:00,580
So, you don't think that that shit could have happened?

1450
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:01,580
- I think that--

1451
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:04,580
- I reckon there's definitely chances that like,

1452
00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:08,580
there were definitely smarter people than--

1453
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:09,580
- Of the human being.

1454
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:10,580
- We are the dumbest.

1455
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:12,580
Like, 100%.

1456
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:14,580
I think we are the dumbest we've ever been.

1457
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:15,580
- Like, first--

1458
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,580
- You don't have to do anything to survive anymore.

1459
00:56:17,580 --> 00:56:18,580
- Yeah.

1460
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:21,580
For us to say like, oh, people back in stone ages were dumb.

1461
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:24,580
Like, the smarter than us, I'm telling you.

1462
00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:29,580
Like, if they're apparently we were just living in caves

1463
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:33,580
and like, you know, drawing fucking blood paintings on walls

1464
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:35,580
and shit 12,000 years ago.

1465
00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:38,580
But then we find buildings that we carbon date

1466
00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:43,580
to 12,000 years ago, like the fucking Manhattan in Yemen.

1467
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:47,580
There is literally a full like skyscrapers in Yemen, right?

1468
00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:48,580
- Yeah.

1469
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:52,580
- And they're like predated sex, seven, eight thousand years

1470
00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:53,580
or something like that.

1471
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,580
And they're like 13 stories tall.

1472
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:56,580
- Yeah, dude.

1473
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,580
- Yeah.

1474
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,580
- And they're like thousands of years old

1475
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:01,580
and you think we're like, you think Westmart now.

1476
00:57:01,580 --> 00:57:04,580
We're not-- I don't know how to build a fucking 12 story building.

1477
00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:06,580
- No.

1478
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:07,580
- Neither do I.

1479
00:57:07,580 --> 00:57:08,580
- I'm not going to.

1480
00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:10,580
- We're all big dumb idiots.

1481
00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:11,580
- Yeah.

1482
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:12,580
- Yeah.

1483
00:57:12,580 --> 00:57:13,580
- Yeah.

1484
00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:14,580
- Pretty much.

1485
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:16,580
- But anyway, yeah, I didn't want to get too much into it.

1486
00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:17,580
- But we do.

1487
00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,580
- No, I'm not.

1488
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:19,580
- We did.

1489
00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:21,580
- Today we've got D railed quite a lot from children

1490
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:28,580
and conspiracies and at the end of the day, you know what?

1491
00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:30,580
I had a good week.

1492
00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,580
- It wasn't too bad.

1493
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:35,580
It's been really busy, but it was pretty good.

1494
00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:37,580
- I was going to say, I think that might've been the question.

1495
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,580
How was it week?

1496
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,580
So anyway, the Tarterian Empire.

1497
00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:41,580
- Yeah, yeah.

1498
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,580
- The mud floods.

1499
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:44,580
- The mud floods, baby.

1500
00:57:44,580 --> 00:57:46,580
- It's just like, I just love it.

1501
00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:47,580
- Yeah.

1502
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,580
- It's just so cool, man.

1503
00:57:49,580 --> 00:57:50,580
- Yeah.

1504
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:51,580
- Yeah.

1505
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:54,580
- Like our life is so boring with our bills and our, you know what I mean?

1506
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,580
- It's something, man.

1507
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:59,580
- I think if we knew, like, if that was true,

1508
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:05,580
if any of these conspiracies are true, I think the part of it is it just blows out of water this idea

1509
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:07,580
of like, this is what we're meant to be living.

1510
00:58:07,580 --> 00:58:08,580
- Yeah.

1511
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:13,580
- If at any point, any one of these conspiracies is true, it blows that out of water that we're meant to be living the way we do.

1512
00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:21,580
Like if the pyramids actually are a energy thing and they, at one stage, tens of thousands of years ago,

1513
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:25,580
they manage to create power around the world, right?

1514
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:31,580
Like, because there is another theory on the pyramids is that they're actually older again, right?

1515
00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:37,580
That we think they're like 12,000 years old, but there's a potential that they're actually like 40 or 50,000 years old

1516
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:47,580
because of the aligning of true north with the pyramid, like there was roughly 12,000 years ago, the pyramid would have aligned with true north.

1517
00:58:47,580 --> 00:58:51,580
And then again, there was another point before then, which is like 40,000, 50,000 years ago.

1518
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,580
And this is theory because we just guess.

1519
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:57,580
But apparently back then the pyramid could have also aligned with true north.

1520
00:58:57,580 --> 00:59:01,580
So there's a potential that the pyramids are like 50,000 years old.

1521
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,580
- It's a potential.

1522
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:04,580
Right.

1523
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:08,580
- They've got, oh, but they're sandstone. They're not. They're limestone and they're granite.

1524
00:59:08,580 --> 00:59:13,580
They're like two, like granite is like one of the hardest materials in the world.

1525
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:15,580
It's harder than iron granite is.

1526
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:16,580
- What?

1527
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:17,580
- Yeah.

1528
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:19,580
- In what scale?

1529
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:21,580
- I don't know exactly.

1530
00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:23,580
- That sounds preposterous.

1531
00:59:23,580 --> 00:59:25,580
- But I believe in its natural form.

1532
00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:28,580
- Natural form sandstone harder than...

1533
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:29,580
- No, not sandstone.

1534
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,580
- Granite.

1535
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:31,580
- Granite?

1536
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:32,580
- Yes.

1537
00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:35,580
- And if it's harder than iron, I believe in its natural form.

1538
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:38,580
- Yeah, actually, maybe, maybe.

1539
00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:43,580
- Because iron does bend. But granite is like that stuff does not break.

1540
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,580
- Oh, then, yeah, you're probably talking about like a toughness scale.

1541
00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:48,580
- Yeah, it might be toughness scale or something like that.

1542
00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:52,580
- Because, yeah, iron when it's like a low carbon ion.

1543
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:55,580
- Low carbon ion will...

1544
00:59:55,580 --> 00:59:57,580
Winston, seriously, bud.

1545
00:59:57,580 --> 00:59:58,580
- Really?

1546
00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:02,580
- It wouldn't be a podcast episode without conspiracy theories.

1547
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:05,580
Winston making noises, children screaming in the back room.

1548
01:00:05,580 --> 01:00:06,580
- That's right.

1549
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:11,580
- Yeah, no, there's like a whole heap of different qualities that like...

1550
01:00:11,580 --> 01:00:13,580
we test materials and stuff like that.

1551
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,580
And toughness is one of them.

1552
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:19,580
And toughness is basically how much can you make a dent in something

1553
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:22,580
with like the same amount of force over the sharp objects or shit.

1554
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1555
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:26,580
- And it's like, basically think about it as like someone has a hammer

1556
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:29,580
and then they swing at the exact same way on different pieces of material.

1557
01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:33,580
And a lot of the time, high toughness material...

1558
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:34,580
- Oh, you know what?

1559
01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:37,580
- ...have like a high brittleness as well.

1560
01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:39,580
So you can like...

1561
01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:42,580
you can have a high toughness, which means you hit it and it doesn't deform.

1562
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:47,580
But it also means that you hit it and it will more than likely shatter.

1563
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:48,580
- Shatter, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1564
01:00:48,580 --> 01:00:51,580
- So I think granite as high on the toughness and stuff like that.

1565
01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:55,580
But it doesn't have a falling up strength.

1566
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:57,580
I think it's the term.

1567
01:00:57,580 --> 01:00:59,580
So, so iron is strong.

1568
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:00,580
- Because iron would have high strength.

1569
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:01,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1570
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:03,580
- Because it stays together.

1571
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:04,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1572
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:06,580
- If it's millipelibons still sticks together, even if you hit it,

1573
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:07,580
it just stretches out a little bit more.

1574
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:08,580
That's it.

1575
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:11,580
- Yeah, like a piece of iron, if you think about it, a piece of iron is a piece,

1576
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:13,580
a singular piece.

1577
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:16,580
But if you think about like a stone of granite, like you can break it apart.

1578
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:20,580
- It's granite structure is so much different than iron.

1579
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,580
- Because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1580
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:24,580
It's just like two different types of things.

1581
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:27,580
It's like, I think granite is like a chalk and cheese.

1582
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,580
- It's like chalk and cheese.

1583
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:29,580
(laughing)

1584
01:01:29,580 --> 01:01:36,580
- It's a thing of like, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the crystalline structure.

1585
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:37,580
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1586
01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:41,580
- And you can, you can do this with metal and stuff like that.

1587
01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:46,580
Like, yeah, you can increase the toughness and metal by like heating it and tempering it.

1588
01:01:46,580 --> 01:01:48,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1589
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:51,580
- You're basically quenching it in the blood of your enemies.

1590
01:01:51,580 --> 01:02:04,580
- If you increase the carbon content of your iron, you can eventually make it so, so hardened that like it will like under any like, like under a lot of pressure will snap.

1591
01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:05,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1592
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:08,580
- And, but like low carbon, you bend, it will bend.

1593
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:09,580
- It would bend.

1594
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:10,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1595
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:11,580
- So you've got to increase the carbon.

1596
01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:12,580
- So you've got to increase the carbon.

1597
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:14,580
- You want swords to be really sharp.

1598
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:15,580
- Yeah.

1599
01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:16,580
- And really hard.

1600
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:17,580
- Yeah.

1601
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:19,580
- So you harden them to the point but then swords snap.

1602
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:20,580
- That would bend.

1603
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:21,080
- Yeah.

1604
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,080
- So you're cool.

1605
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:35,080
- It's a thing where, yeah, you need to find the right carbon content, the right amount of carbon to put into, say if you want to really sharp but like strong sword, you want like a certain amount of carbon content because it doesn't need to hold an edge.

1606
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,080
And it also needs to be able to be like struck a whole heap.

1607
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,080
- Yeah.

1608
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:44,080
- Because imagine like swinging a sword and you hit a shield and then it snaps on its first hand and you're like, "It snaps, yeah, y'all."

1609
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,080
- It's like, too much.

1610
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,080
- Well!

1611
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:53,080
- So that's how they did it back in the day they had like charcoal.

1612
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:58,080
And it would increase the, you could carbureize, steaming away.

1613
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,080
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.

1614
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,080
- And it would increase the carbon content in your iron.

1615
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,080
- Yeah.

1616
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:12,080
- All you'd have to do is put your piece of iron in like somewhere to get it hot enough but it would be covered in coals.

1617
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,080
- Oh, I know what I've seen that.

1618
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:20,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just stoking a sword and putting it straight into coals.

1619
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,080
- Yeah.

1620
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,080
- I've seen that.

1621
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:33,080
- And see what you just leave it there and it gets so hot and something to do with the way the coals are with reacting with the steel and chill out that, you're adding carbon to it.

1622
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,080
- Mm.

1623
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,080
- I don't know if it's coals, I'm pretty sure it's charcoal.

1624
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:44,080
There is something or it might just be like carbon bits because there must be such a high carbon amount in charcoal.

1625
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,080
- Yeah, that's how it works.

1626
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,080
- Yeah.

1627
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:58,080
- What I'm saying is I did this in 2015 so it was 10 years ago that like I remember doing this because I had to harden and add carbon to steels until I was like, this is the fucking call of shit, man.

1628
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,080
- Yeah, like, oh, I said like, blacksmithing.

1629
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,080
- I want to do blacksmithing, man.

1630
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,080
- Yeah, dude.

1631
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,080
- I want to do blacksmithing, dude.

1632
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,080
- Yeah.

1633
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,080
- I want to do all these cool old like trades and stuff.

1634
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,080
- Dude.

1635
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,080
- Why aren't we doing this?

1636
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,080
- My mate, Adam Greenbank, has started up a forge in his garage.

1637
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:20,080
- Yes, he's just started making knives and he's like, I got this cool belt sandwich and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1638
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,080
And he's like, oh, that's the forge.

1639
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:26,080
And I was like, it's just like, right, speak fuck off of him.

1640
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,080
And I was like, that's fucking sick dude.

1641
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,080
And he's like, yeah, yeah.

1642
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:34,080
And then I started saying pretty much all of just what I said before about like, carbonizing metals and adding like shit like that.

1643
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,080
And he's like, yeah, right now I'm not like doing all of that at the moment.

1644
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:42,080
He's just finding like pieces of steel and melting it down and making other things.

1645
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:47,080
- And figuring out how to like, yeah, fucking, he's doing casting as well, which is exactly that.

1646
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,080
Melting it and pouring it into a cast to make cast on for the shit.

1647
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1648
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,080
- And to make like ingots and stuff that you can like use later.

1649
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,080
- Yeah.

1650
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,080
- Yeah, dude.

1651
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,080
- Yeah, so cool, man.

1652
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,080
- Yeah.

1653
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,080
- I want to get straight.

1654
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080
I want to get right into that shit.

1655
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:06,080
And I would literally go around to like, garage sales and like tip shops and just find old metal and melt it down.

1656
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,080
- Yeah.

1657
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,080
- Just melt it down.

1658
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,080
- Yeah.

1659
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,080
- You know, when you melt it down, you get all the impurities out anyway.

1660
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,080
So you clear it all out.

1661
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,080
- Yeah, but you need a lot of flux.

1662
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,080
- Yeah.

1663
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1664
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:20,080
And then you just fucking put it in an in-get and then you've got like a little iron in-get or something.

1665
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,080
And you can make a little fucking whatever you want to make.

1666
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:30,080
- Well, it's a thing, once you make an in-get and you have, that's a measurable amount of your iron, right?

1667
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:38,080
- And that's why I think that's why it's like, put trade in so many games where you've got like, you need five nuggets to make an in-get.

1668
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,080
- Yeah.

1669
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,080
- You need five in-gets to make a fucking...

1670
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,080
- To make a sword.

1671
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,080
- Yeah, a big sword.

1672
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,080
- Or how?

1673
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,080
- And that's just how it works.

1674
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:50,080
So it's the thing of like, that's how you would measure making a sword.

1675
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,080
- Yeah.

1676
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,080
- What does it go?

1677
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,080
What all the bangin'?

1678
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,080
- I'm not gonna add the gays to that as well.

1679
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, nobs and bangs.

1680
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1681
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,080
- And kids yelling.

1682
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,080
- And kids crying.

1683
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,080
- That's screaming and crying.

1684
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,080
- Oh, yeah.

1685
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,080
- But you know, Zach, you know what?

1686
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,080
I would love to have along with my blacksmithing.

1687
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,080
- Yeah.

1688
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,080
- Good music.

1689
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,080
- Yeah, speaking in music, like...

1690
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,080
- Talking about music, Zach.

1691
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,080
We've talked enough about conspiracies and all sorts of weird shit.

1692
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,080
- Yeah.

1693
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,080
- Zach, why don't we listen to it this week?

1694
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,080
- Lionel Richie, dude?

1695
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,080
- We did, we did listen to Lionel Richie.

1696
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,080
- Back to front.

1697
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,080
- Lionel Richie.

1698
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,080
- Dude.

1699
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,080
- You know what?

1700
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,080
- You know what?

1701
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,080
Tell me what you reckon.

1702
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,080
- I love this album.

1703
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,080
- Tell me what you reckon.

1704
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,080
- I love it, no.

1705
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,080
- Nice.

1706
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,080
- That's it.

1707
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,080
- Yeah, that's good.

1708
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,080
- All right.

1709
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:42,080
- I fucking love this album because I realized that this was the exact album that I bought when

1710
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,240
I must have been like 2013 or fucking 2040 and all sorts of other.

1711
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:51,080
So I had that fucking nova, but I had that fucking CD.

1712
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,080
I had back to front and all of it.

1713
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,080
- It was a two disc thing and I would only listen to...

1714
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:56,080
- Oh.

1715
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,080
- No shit, it was two.

1716
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,080
- Really?

1717
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,080
- Yeah.

1718
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,080
- So it was a...

1719
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,080
- Oh, 'cause it's 92.

1720
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,080
- Yeah.

1721
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,080
- It would have been, yeah, 'cause it's 16 songs, it would have been like eight songs each

1722
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,080
side, yeah.

1723
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,080
- Yeah, so nice.

1724
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,400
- So it was two discs and I'd listen to the first disc, Nielsen, the thing.

1725
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:16,640
So it's all of that just combined and I remember listening to, I think it was the second disc

1726
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,640
a lot more.

1727
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,640
I can't remember why.

1728
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,640
I think it was 'cause it had, hello on it, maybe.

1729
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,640
- Yeah, okay.

1730
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:27,680
- I don't like, yeah, it just threw me straight the whole fucking way back to, like, listen to that.

1731
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:33,440
I love, absolutely love, building out all of the songs, especially, endless love.

1732
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,200
Endless love is a fucking sweet song.

1733
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,400
Sailon is one of my all time favorite songs.

1734
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,400
- I remember you telling me that.

1735
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:45,640
Sailon is such a good song because yeah, it's like slow country, sort of like vibes all

1736
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:51,600
the way up until he's literally saying sailon, run at the end of the song.

1737
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,000
He's just like, he's like, I've had enough of my woman, I'm going.

1738
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
- Yeah.

1739
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,160
- Oh, man, just vibing.

1740
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,600
- Yeah, just, yeah, belts it out, dude.

1741
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:06,240
- He is quietly, all night long is absolutely my favorite song of the day.

1742
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,240
- Yeah, dude.

1743
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,720
- Easily, dude, fuck, I just, even right now, dude.

1744
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,200
- Oh, man, love.

1745
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,240
- Runnin' with the night.

1746
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,240
- Oh, dude, right?

1747
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,240
- Synth wave classic.

1748
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,240
- I know man.

1749
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,240
- Oh, dude, so good.

1750
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,240
- So good.

1751
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,240
- So good.

1752
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,240
- Easy as well.

1753
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,240
- Yeah, man, I bet.

1754
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,240
- You can't get it, it's easy.

1755
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,920
- I think I said this last week, the song I will always know how to play on a piano.

1756
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:30,920
- Yeah.

1757
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:31,920
- Like easy.

1758
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,920
- It's such a good song, man.

1759
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:39,080
- Yeah, I get, I get very horny for this album, I like this fucking album.

1760
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,080
- Yeah, man.

1761
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,080
- Yeah, you know what?

1762
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,880
I don't say that ever, but you know what?

1763
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,880
Me too.

1764
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:44,880
- Oh, man.

1765
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:49,520
- I think it was, I think it was 2021 or 2022.

1766
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,880
It could have actually been the end of '21 because I'd just come back from ACAP.

1767
01:08:53,880 --> 01:09:00,560
And I remember driving somewhere and running with the night came on the radio.

1768
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,560
- Oh, yeah.

1769
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,120
- And I was, yeah, I know.

1770
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,120
- Shazambe.

1771
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,760
- And I was like, oh my God, it's fucking on a richy.

1772
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:10,320
I thought it was and then I was like telling Kim, I was like, I fucking knew I knew this

1773
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:11,320
song.

1774
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:16,320
Went back that afternoon and I was like, I want to make like a synth, a more synthier

1775
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,720
wave version of this song.

1776
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:22,240
So I had, and I had like full on, made, remade this song sort of shit.

1777
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,560
And I was like, I was so fucking chuffed with it.

1778
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,560
- Nice.

1779
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,520
- And now it is lost somewhere in the file system that we have.

1780
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,520
- I did, yeah.

1781
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,960
- It is lost in there and I really wish I could point it again.

1782
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:32,960
- Yeah.

1783
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,960
- I mean, it is.

1784
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:34,960
- I mean, it is.

1785
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,960
- I mean, it is.

1786
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:36,960
- I mean, it is.

1787
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,960
- We have so much in there.

1788
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,960
We haven't contributed to it for a long time, but we have so much in there, dude.

1789
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,960
- Yeah.

1790
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:41,960
- It is.

1791
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,640
- The amount of stuff that we have in there, we could easily make multiple albums,

1792
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:49,200
- Strap beats, there is just so much music in there, dude.

1793
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,200
It is nuts.

1794
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,400
And even to the point, I was listening to just quickly.

1795
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,400
- Quickly, quickly.

1796
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,400
I was listening to Sleep Token last night, right?

1797
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,400
- Yeah.

1798
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,920
- I was listening to, fuck what is the oven called?

1799
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,560
- I was going to say "Vore", but it is not "Vore".

1800
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,960
It is, damn, I can't remember.

1801
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,680
- It is a called "Trokehold".

1802
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,680
- The album.

1803
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:08,680
- Taken back to Eden.

1804
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:09,680
- Back to Eden.

1805
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,680
- Oh, yeah, back to Eden.

1806
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,680
Yeah, it is.

1807
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,680
I can remember if they named it.

1808
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,680
- Taken.

1809
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,680
- I can remember if they named it.

1810
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1811
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1812
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1813
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:18,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1814
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:19,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1815
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1816
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1817
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:22,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1818
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1819
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:24,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1820
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1821
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1822
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1823
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:28,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1824
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:29,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1825
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:30,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1826
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1827
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:46,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1828
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1829
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:48,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1830
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1831
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:50,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1832
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:51,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1833
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:52,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1834
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:53,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1835
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1836
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:55,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1837
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:56,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1838
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1839
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1840
01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1841
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1842
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1843
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:02,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1844
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:03,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1845
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1846
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:05,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1847
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1848
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1849
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1850
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1851
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1852
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1853
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1854
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1855
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1856
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1857
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1858
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1859
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,680
- I can't remember if they named it.

1860
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:24,680
- Jumpy Pona Holy Crab.

1861
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,680
- And Adistant Hierarchy.

1862
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:26,680
- That was a lot of fun.

1863
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,680
- We were thinking of that as a name too.

1864
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,680
- Yeah.

1865
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,680
- Adistant Hierarchy or Jumpy Pona.

1866
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,680
- Both are very good names.

1867
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:34,680
- I'm not gonna lie.

1868
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:35,680
- They're still...

1869
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,680
- For that post...

1870
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,680
- Was it post hardcore?

1871
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:41,680
- Yeah.

1872
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,680
- Was that post hardcore?

1873
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,680
- That was a pre-moband.

1874
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,680
- Yeah.

1875
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,680
- Those names are perfect.

1876
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,680
- Exactly.

1877
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,680
- Jumpy Pona.

1878
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:51,680
- And Adistant Hierarchy would be perfect names for a fucking post hardcore screamo band

1879
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,680
that played like, you know, fucking...

1880
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:55,680
- Escape the space.

1881
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:56,680
- As if she parried like...

1882
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:57,680
- Parque way.

1883
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,680
- Parque way.

1884
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,680
- Like all those sorts of influencers.

1885
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,680
- Yeah.

1886
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,680
- Easily.

1887
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,680
- Man, we could have...

1888
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:03,680
- We could have went big with that name.

1889
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,680
- Not with the talent.

1890
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,680
- Yeah.

1891
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:06,680
- Just the name.

1892
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,680
- Yeah, that's it.

1893
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,680
- Talent was real questionable.

1894
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,680
- At points, yeah.

1895
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,680
And especially not having a singer for so long.

1896
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,680
And then just being like...

1897
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,680
- Almost.

1898
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,680
- Cycle through Rando people.

1899
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:18,680
- And then it's...

1900
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,680
- And then do well with any of them.

1901
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,680
- No.

1902
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:22,680
- Which was very funny.

1903
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,680
- It was really just the three of us, you mean, Ye-Cob.

1904
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,680
- Mm.

1905
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,680
- And then just our friends who wanted to sing.

1906
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,680
- We thought it was just jump on, and jumpy.

1907
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,680
- Yeah, yeah.

1908
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:33,680
We're doing Parque way.

1909
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,680
You know Parque way?

1910
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,680
(laughs)

1911
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:39,680
- That time, I remember that time that we...

1912
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:44,680
I think we had all learnt how to play Kono Megalova from...

1913
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,680
- Um, um...

1914
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,680
- Maximum the whole moment.

1915
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,680
- Maximum the whole moment, yeah.

1916
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,680
So we had learnt how to play like that.

1917
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,680
And then I remember telling Karin, I was like...

1918
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,680
"Just sing to this."

1919
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,680
It's Japanese.

1920
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:59,680
(laughs)

1921
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,680
- So we had learnt in the play.

1922
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,680
And then I was like, "Obviously you're the singer."

1923
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,680
And I was like, "Hey Karin, you're not a singer."

1924
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:05,680
And he's like, "Oh yeah, okay."

1925
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,680
And he's looking up the lyrics.

1926
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:11,960
it was like n היn n היn, lick it, lick it,

1927
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:13,840
it's in Japanese.

1928
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,360
I can't speak Japanese.

1929
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,400
It's so funny.

1930
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:23,000
I love it, I actually think they're on Spotify.

1931
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,640
Maximum the Horner.

1932
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,640
I have no idea.

1933
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,480
I just fucking know.

1934
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,280
Oh they are!

1935
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:28,280
They are.

1936
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,680
They're genuinely never used to be.

1937
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,440
Oh cool.

1938
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,160
They are now.

1939
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,720
Oh man.

1940
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,360
I know we have an album, and I'm not saying to change our album right now.

1941
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,840
We need to do a Maximum the Horner album.

1942
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,840
They released an album in 2015, dude.

1943
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,840
I thought even that long ago.

1944
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,840
Oh shit.

1945
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:50,120
2015 is almost 10 years ago.

1946
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:54,080
Yeah I know, but when we talk about the songs that we know, that's 2007, dude.

1947
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:55,080
Yeah.

1948
01:13:55,080 --> 01:14:00,280
Yeah, like that's getting to be almost 20 years ago, Zach.

1949
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:01,280
God.

1950
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,080
Yeah, what did I say anything?

1951
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,080
I'm getting all sad because I'm looking at the hands of like, "Oh my God."

1952
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,880
Dude, I'm old.

1953
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,960
I'm getting old.

1954
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:13,680
There's, there's, we have, we have children who interrupt our podcast, Zach.

1955
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,520
Yeah, that's, that's very true.

1956
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:16,520
That is very true.

1957
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,680
Oh man, Maximum the Horner.

1958
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,000
That's hectic, dude.

1959
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,320
Take me back, right?

1960
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,160
Take me back.

1961
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:22,160
Anyway, what is that?

1962
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,560
What are you, what are you reckon?

1963
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,720
Back to front, Lionel Richie 1992.

1964
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:29,200
16 songs, one hour and eight minutes.

1965
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,040
What are our thoughts?

1966
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,040
This is a 10.

1967
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,520
Wow, there you go.

1968
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:39,720
This is a 10 because I'm like, I'm like trying to think of songs that I'm like,

1969
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,280
I wouldn't really listen to that again or this is a skip for me.

1970
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,840
I don't remember skipping any of these because...

1971
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:46,840
Nice.

1972
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:54,120
Maybe it's just nostalgia, but like, I had sung every single song and like gotten like, you

1973
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:59,680
know, it's all groovy, it's all fucking like 80s, fucking like vibes.

1974
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:00,680
It's just like...

1975
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:04,760
I say power balance, it's not, it's not, some of them are definitely power-ballety, but

1976
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:08,160
like, it's not like power-ballets, but they are...ballets.

1977
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:13,000
Like, you sing to them, you know, like every song easily.

1978
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Yeah.

1979
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,360
It's Lionel Richie, man, like...

1980
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,360
Yeah.

1981
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,360
You can't lose.

1982
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,360
Yeah, you can't.

1983
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,360
You actually can't.

1984
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,280
And whether you don't like all of the songs on here, it's...

1985
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,960
You've got to like, something on here.

1986
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,280
Got hello.

1987
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,800
Is it me looking for?

1988
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:29,800
It must be.

1989
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,800
I can see it on your right.

1990
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:31,800
I can see it on your right.

1991
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:32,800
I can see it on your right.

1992
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:33,800
I can see it on your right.

1993
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,800
It must be him we're looking for.

1994
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
Yeah.

1995
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,800
Exactly.

1996
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,800
It's like, it's all night long.

1997
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:39,800
Like, if...

1998
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:46,280
If that was the only song I liked on this album, it would be probably like a 7 and a half.

1999
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,880
If that was the only song that I liked on this album.

2000
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:53,360
For me, though, I like many, many, many more songs than just all night long.

2001
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:56,480
Look, it's not a 10 for me, but it's damn close.

2002
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,480
Like, it's damn close.

2003
01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:58,480
Yeah, right.

2004
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:03,480
I'm gonna give it a 9, and it is a solid 9, not a 9 and a half, because there are

2005
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,960
songs that I don't have the nostalgia for.

2006
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:10,000
There are songs that I came in having not really heard, and it...

2007
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,640
I found it really hard to get on board, right?

2008
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,640
With just some of them.

2009
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:17,040
Like, I couldn't even tell you what their names are right now.

2010
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,040
But there were just songs like...

2011
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:21,680
And I gave it a red hot crack, and I was just like, "Just not for me.

2012
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,680
I don't have the nostalgia for it.

2013
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,360
I didn't grow up listening to it."

2014
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:29,720
But then all night long comes on, easy comes on, endless love, running in the 90s.

2015
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,720
Hello.

2016
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,720
Sailor long as well.

2017
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,720
I already knew Sailor long.

2018
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,680
Like, all of those come on, and dude, word for word.

2019
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:37,640
Like, I bang those fucking songs out.

2020
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:38,640
Hell yes.

2021
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,960
I just fucking love it.

2022
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,280
So, yeah, I solid, solid 9 for me.

2023
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,520
That's awesome.

2024
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,520
Yeah.

2025
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,520
I love it.

2026
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,520
All right.

2027
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,520
Would you recommend Lionel Richie?

2028
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,520
Yes.

2029
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,520
110 fucking percent.

2030
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,520
There's...

2031
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,520
I don't think there's...

2032
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:56,520
It's one of those albums that you could put on like, at a party.

2033
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,520
Like imagine putting on, and you...

2034
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:02,520
Could you could get through a couple of those like, up more upbeat sort of songs?

2035
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:07,640
And even if endless love was to come on, and no one was able to figure it out, so it

2036
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:13,200
would at the start, by the time that they're like, they're full-blown singing, I think people

2037
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,200
are joining in.

2038
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,200
Surely.

2039
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:18,320
And they're gonna scream out, endless love.

2040
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,320
Surely.

2041
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:20,320
My endless love.

2042
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:21,320
Surely.

2043
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,320
Um, that's the only...

2044
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:23,320
That's the only...

2045
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:24,320
This is my head, Canon.

2046
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2047
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:26,320
No, no, no, no.

2048
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,320
But part of my head has this...

2049
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,320
This is the Canon.

2050
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:33,520
It's very much.

2051
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,320
This is not your head, Canon.

2052
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,320
This is the head, Canon.

2053
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,320
Look, 9, 10, it's a fucking win.

2054
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,320
It's a win-regard.

2055
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,320
Absolutely, bang it for me.

2056
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,320
Yeah.

2057
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:45,320
All right.

2058
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,320
Enough about Lionel Richie, because he's...

2059
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,320
He's had enough.

2060
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,320
All right.

2061
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,320
He's dead to us now.

2062
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,320
Push him to the fucking curb, all right.

2063
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,320
We're done.

2064
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,320
I'm never listening to another Lionel's Switch.

2065
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:58,320
He's like, "Get me."

2066
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,320
Get to the curb.

2067
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,320
Yeah, meh.

2068
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:01,320
That's what we do with our tens.

2069
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,320
And that's what...

2070
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,320
That's straight up.

2071
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,320
That's what we do with tens.

2072
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,320
We fuck them off.

2073
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:06,320
All right.

2074
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,320
We fuck them off.

2075
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,320
We fuck them off.

2076
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,320
They're dead to us.

2077
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:10,320
What have we listened to?

2078
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,320
On the top of block, to fucking never be seen again.

2079
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,320
Yeah.

2080
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,320
He's Fred again.

2081
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,320
Yeah.

2082
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,320
Fred again.

2083
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,320
Fred again.

2084
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,320
Fred again.

2085
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,320
This is not...

2086
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,320
This is not 80s.

2087
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,320
This is not Powerbell.

2088
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,320
This is not...

2089
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,320
This is smooth listening.

2090
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,320
This is like, fucking a couple of years ago.

2091
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,320
Yeah.

2092
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,320
And this is so Fred again is...

2093
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:31,320
He's got...

2094
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,320
Rumble, right?

2095
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:33,320
Rumble with...

2096
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:34,320
He's got a heaps of songs, dude.

2097
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,320
No, no, but just saying like, "Rumble Baby Again."

2098
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,320
Turn on the lights again.

2099
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,320
I think he's putting again at the end of a couple of his songs, because...

2100
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,320
Because Fred again.

2101
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,320
I suppose.

2102
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,320
Because Fred again.

2103
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,320
He does a song called Stay in It.

2104
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,320
Leave Me Alone with Baby Keem.

2105
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,320
He does a little bit of work with Swedish House Mark.

2106
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,320
I think he's putting again at the end of a couple of his songs, because...

2107
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,320
Because Fred again.

2108
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,320
He does a song called Stay in It.

2109
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:54,320
Leave Me Alone with Baby Keem.

2110
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,320
He does a little bit of work with Swedish House Mafia and Future.

2111
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:00,320
Fucking Riko Nasty.

2112
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,320
And...

2113
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,320
Where's that Skrillex?

2114
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,320
Obviously Skrillex is the other big name.

2115
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,320
So he's just an EDM producer.

2116
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,320
I want to say just an EDM producer, but this dude...

2117
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:12,320
Like...

2118
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:14,320
Have you seen that clip of him?

2119
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:18,320
Where he's just like, "Oh, this is how I made that cool, drum and bass thing."

2120
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,320
And he's just like smashing a fucking an aco-ipad.

2121
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,320
And he's just like, "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck."

2122
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:25,320
And he's just like, going off.

2123
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,320
And he's just talking to a journalist.

2124
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,320
Oh, I have to.

2125
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,320
Sorry, I have.

2126
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,320
And he's like that.

2127
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,320
And the journalists don't stop.

2128
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,320
Don't stop, dude.

2129
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,320
And he's like, "Oh, okay, cool."

2130
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:39,320
And he's just like, "Munking out, just fucking loving it."

2131
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:40,320
And it's just like...

2132
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,320
I have seen that, yeah.

2133
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:45,320
Yeah, he's just an absolute prodigy in his own right.

2134
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,320
Yeah.

2135
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,320
He's just, yeah, got so much going on in that.

2136
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,320
I didn't actually realize that was Fred again, so there you go.

2137
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:51,320
That's him, yeah.

2138
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,320
So...

2139
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:53,320
Sick.

2140
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,320
I'm actually even more excited to listen to this album now, after knowing who the guy is.

2141
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:57,320
Yeah, that's lit.

2142
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,320
Hell yeah.

2143
01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,320
Yeah.

2144
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:04,320
So that's exactly who we're going with Fred again with the album USB.

2145
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:05,320
USB.

2146
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,320
USB.

2147
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:07,320
USB.

2148
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:08,320
It's the black one.

2149
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,320
I think that's the black one with the dead center.

2150
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,320
It's the one with the most views.

2151
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,320
The most.

2152
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,320
The biggest hits.

2153
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:16,320
The highest streams.

2154
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,320
Most recognition.

2155
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:18,320
It's only 47 minutes.

2156
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,320
48 minutes.

2157
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,320
Yeah, that's a good, that's a good little bite-sized pace, you know?

2158
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,320
That's a good chunk.

2159
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,320
That's almost an hour or two a day.

2160
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,320
We're able to think in time in between.

2161
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,320
Yeah.

2162
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,320
That's pretty much it.

2163
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,320
That's what we're going to be listening to.

2164
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,320
Shall we?

2165
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:36,320
I'm done.

2166
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:37,320
I'm done.

2167
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,320
I'm done.

2168
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,320
I'm done.

2169
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:40,320
All right, bye.

2170
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,320
This is like the leaf.

2171
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,320
I just closed the podcast.

2172
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:46,320
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

2173
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:48,320
Quick, uh, yeah, Zach.

2174
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:50,320
Voice mails.

2175
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:51,320
Don't ask me.

2176
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:54,320
Don't, don't, don't ask me with the voice mails.

2177
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:56,320
Um, hold on, let me, let me do a check.

2178
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,320
I swear every time we're like, do we have a voice mail?

2179
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,320
No.

2180
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,320
It's like, all right.

2181
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,320
I'd say the note, or I forgot to check.

2182
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,320
No, nothing.

2183
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:04,320
This is Scott.

2184
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:10,320
The levels are out now that we've got a new notification, but it's not, it's not it.

2185
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,320
How dare they?

2186
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:13,320
Exactly.

2187
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:17,320
So if you want to leave us a voicemail, you know how to do it.

2188
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,320
You pick up your phone.

2189
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,320
Yeah.

2190
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,320
You hit the call, the call.

2191
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:25,320
You obviously hit speed dial one because we are obviously your first speed dial.

2192
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,320
That's how you do it.

2193
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:28,320
Imagine.

2194
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,320
There's going to be people who don't even know what that means.

2195
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,320
Speed dial.

2196
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,320
Yeah, speed dial one.

2197
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:39,320
I think I think even voicemails becoming an outdated thing, but I, because no one makes calls anymore, they'll just make texts.

2198
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:42,320
Oh my god, they're subscribed to a dying thing.

2199
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,320
Oh, no.

2200
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:52,320
Oh, no, no, but let me give you the voicemail message so that you can leave your message, your meme, your suggestion for the album of the week, or a piece of advice that you want us to give to you.

2201
01:21:52,320 --> 01:22:00,320
That number is plus 61, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 10, 8, 0, and you can leave us whatever you want.

2202
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:04,320
You can talk about the, how curious I can scurvisly screams.

2203
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,320
So, you can just say, "Being curious can scurvisly scream into that."

2204
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:13,320
I know what actually, you know what? Please, please give us your greatest grizzly impersonation.

2205
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,320
Just screaming.

2206
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,320
Yeah, yeah, please.

2207
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:20,320
And I need to hear the slap on the hand when you do it.

2208
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:25,320
I need to hear that slap and then head back and end the grizzly scream.

2209
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,320
I need that, please.

2210
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:31,320
That's a, I would be very happily accept some voicemails that are just screaming.

2211
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:37,320
If we get that as, if anyone sends us those voicemails, that's the first thing that you're hearing on the next episode.

2212
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,320
Yeah, straight up.

2213
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,320
Straight up.

2214
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:40,320
Straight up.

2215
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,320
I don't care. It's the first thing you hear.

2216
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:43,320
It's the first thing you heard this episode.

2217
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:44,320
And you'll hear it again.

2218
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,320
You'll hear next episode.

2219
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:51,320
If you give us your best impersonation, there could, a hundred of you could send it in.

2220
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,320
You're gonna hear a hundred of them.

2221
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,320
A hundred, Kiria, 'cause grizzly screams.

2222
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,320
All at the same time.

2223
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:06,320
That number again, just in case you've got, is +61, 75641, 1080 and, yeah, leave us your best scream.

2224
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:15,320
And that, it hit us up in all of our social medias and it gives us likes, subscribes, follows, press all the buttons,

2225
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:19,320
especially the notification bell so that you can keep up to date with all of our goings on.

2226
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,320
Yes.

2227
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,320
Hit us up on YouTube so that you can watch this episode.

2228
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:29,320
And see all the funny visual gags like my kids and your kids.

2229
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,320
It's just funny.

2230
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:33,320
And your kids again.

2231
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:34,320
And then my kids again.

2232
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:35,320
And then dogs.

2233
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:37,320
And then funny, and then funny gag.

2234
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,320
Oh.

2235
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,320
My kid again.

2236
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,320
And then...

2237
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,320
And you know what, you'll hear this.

2238
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:48,320
Oh, you don't know what I did because you didn't see it on the video.

2239
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,320
You know, if you do the knock and you put like a chicken clock in.

2240
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,320
You're good.

2241
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,320
You're mother fucker.

2242
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:56,320
Oh, man, real good.

2243
01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:00,320
Other than that, we've been able to believe if you don't, I will on the video.

2244
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:01,320
Yes, we do.

2245
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:07,320
We also have Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.

2246
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,320
Make sure you check us out in all of them.

2247
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:14,320
Other than that, well, the Discord, jump in the Discord so you can jump in and play games with us.

2248
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,320
We're in there almost every night.

2249
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:18,320
I've been very absent for like two weeks.

2250
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:22,320
Yes, so have I.

2251
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,320
I've been really absent as well to be honest.

2252
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,320
I think I've only been in there like twice in the last two weeks.

2253
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,320
Yeah, just busy.

2254
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:29,320
And busy.

2255
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,320
And busy.

2256
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,320
Yeah.

2257
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,320
And real busy.

2258
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:33,320
Oh, I'm going out field.

2259
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:34,320
Oh, nice.

2260
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,320
So I might be a little bit more absent than usual.

2261
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,320
That's okay.

2262
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,320
Have you been there?

2263
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:39,320
It's happened.

2264
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,320
At least next month.

2265
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:41,320
Thanks, after, man.

2266
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:46,320
Other than that, if you want to see more of Blake Bentley's beautiful face, make sure you check him out.

2267
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:49,320
Like underscore Bentley TV on all of his social medias.

2268
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:54,320
And you can also check him out on Spotify with Blake Bentley.

2269
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:56,320
Make sure you check out that song, Late Night Texting.

2270
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,320
Yeah, we made it.

2271
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,320
It's good.

2272
01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,320
We did.

2273
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,320
Yeah.

2274
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:04,320
If you want to see me, I'm SwitchBlades for Kids, all one word.

2275
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,320
It's very SEO friendly.

2276
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,320
Very friendly.

2277
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,320
You might need to do much more.

2278
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,320
Just very friendly.

2279
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:13,320
Generally.

2280
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,320
SwitchBlades for kids.

2281
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:15,320
Generally.

2282
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:16,320
Not just SEO friendly.

2283
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:17,320
Just generally friendly.

2284
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,320
Generally pretty friendly sometimes.

2285
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:20,320
Friendly guy.

2286
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,320
Yeah.

2287
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,320
Most of the time.

2288
01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:23,320
Sometimes.

2289
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:29,320
And, uh, yeah, check me out on Spotify as well because I've got a couple of tunes that I think you'll enjoy.

2290
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:33,320
That's why I made them so that you, the listener, would enjoy them.

2291
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,320
Not because I enjoy making them.

2292
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,320
I hate making music.

2293
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:38,320
I've got the Yoms.

2294
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,320
It's been a long night and I work up many times.

2295
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:42,320
Yeah.

2296
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,320
I've been working up a couple of times.

2297
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,320
I had never kicked me in the back all night.

2298
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:52,320
He was, he just like got in at like two o'clock and he's just like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

2299
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:53,320
Just kept, kept, kept, kept, kept, kept me.

2300
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,320
I was like, what the hell man?

2301
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,320
What the hell?

2302
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,320
What the hell?

2303
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,320
Allo goes for my nipples every night.

2304
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:58,320
Every night.

2305
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,320
What is it with kids and fucking like grabbing nips?

2306
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:02,320
Because Freya does that to me.

2307
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,320
She's like, twist.

2308
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:04,320
Yeah.

2309
01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,320
So does Allo.

2310
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,320
Yeah.

2311
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:10,320
He did it yesterday during the day he did it to me and I was like, nah.

2312
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,320
Yeah.

2313
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:17,320
I just like, cause like, look, long so short, I sit down and I'm like, they were upset because of something and I'm like, you guys all good.

2314
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,320
Like, you know, you're all right.

2315
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:19,320
We're out in Brisbane.

2316
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:20,320
Allo runs up.

2317
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,320
Boom!

2318
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:22,320
I was just like, ah!

2319
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,320
You were like shit, fuck!

2320
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,320
Yeah, I was just like, nah.

2321
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,320
I'm done.

2322
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,320
I just walked off.

2323
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,320
Yeah.

2324
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,320
I was just like, nah.

2325
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:30,320
I came to give you sympathy and that's what you do now.

2326
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,320
It's like, nah, you know what was the good thing?

2327
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:35,320
Many terrorists, that's what they do.

2328
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:37,320
Yeah, literally, dude, literally, man.

2329
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:40,320
For political gain, those kids, Italian.

2330
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:41,320
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

2331
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,320
They hold me hostage for political gain.

2332
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:45,320
[laughs]

2333
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,320
All right.

2334
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:47,320
Man, you know what?

2335
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:48,320
We're done.

2336
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,320
I've caught up there.

2337
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:50,320
Thank you guys so much for listening.

2338
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:51,320
You guys are in a great crowd.

2339
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:52,320
We love your seats.

2340
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:53,320
We do, you know what?

2341
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,320
We do actually love you all.

2342
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:55,320
This is true.

2343
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,320
We are in love with you.

2344
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:59,320
Desperately in love.

2345
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,320
Yeah.

2346
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,320
I'm desperate for any human affection.

2347
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,320
Yeah.

2348
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:07,320
We definitely don't live once.

2349
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,320
Well, you don't actually have a lot of technically.

2350
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,320
Whoa.

2351
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:11,320
You're right.

2352
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:15,320
I said that, I was like, oh, this is my love, Kim.

2353
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,320
And then she's like, well, I'm married.

2354
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:18,320
I'm like, okay.

2355
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:22,320
Chile, it's just easier than saying partner because that makes me sound gay.

2356
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,320
All right?

2357
01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:28,320
Well, well, good, dude.

2358
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:31,320
I mean, the shoe fits, right?

2359
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:35,320
Like, man, I got nothing sure that fits at the moment.

2360
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,320
Fucking sucks.

2361
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,320
Yeah, my gay shoe ain't fit.

2362
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:41,320
No, no, no, no.

2363
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,320
Straight shoe ain't fit.

2364
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:45,320
What am I?

2365
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,320
What am I?

2366
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:48,320
I think we're done, because I'm caught.

2367
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,320
Yeah.

2368
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:50,320
Thank you guys so much for listening.

2369
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:56,320
This episode will not come out on a Friday, like the last two episodes have.

2370
01:27:56,320 --> 01:28:00,320
Yeah, because I've straight up done the exact same thing twice.

2371
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,320
But what day it was?

2372
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:04,320
edited on the first day.

2373
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,320
Two people, and so forth.

2374
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,320
I should probably edit this tonight.

2375
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:09,320
I got to release it tomorrow.

2376
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:10,320
It's like, it's my first Friday.

2377
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:11,320
Ah!

2378
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:12,320
Oh!

2379
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,320
Yeah.

2380
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,320
When did when did when did when did Wednesday not happen?

2381
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:17,320
Yeah, dude.

2382
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,320
What the fuck?

2383
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:20,320
Exactly exactly what they didn't happen.

2384
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:21,320
Yeah.

2385
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:22,320
Yeah.

2386
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,320
Yeah.

2387
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:24,320
Thanks, David.

2388
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,320
Thanks, you're awesome.

2389
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,320
We'll see you on Thursday.

2390
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,320
Bye-bye.

2391
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:29,320
Bye-bye.

2392
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:30,320
Bye-bye.

2393
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:31,320
Bye-bye.

2394
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:32,320
Bye-bye.

2395
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:33,320
[SCREAMS]

2396
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:35,320
[SCREAMS]

2397
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2398
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2399
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2400
01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:44,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2401
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]

2402
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,320
[KNOCKING]

2403
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,320
[KNOCKING]

2404
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:53,320
[MUSIC PLAYING]