Meeting the Conservance

Curtinand, head of the Conservance, doesn't charge for blessings. He trades. He smiles through a game where the audience votes who gets executed on stage, hands Beetle a fork with a farm boy's soul trapped inside, and sends the Rotgoons back into Outset on a simple errand. Retrieve what Crocs was supposed to deliver. The key.

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What is Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration?

By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, everyone, we gotta get our snaps ready.
You know, snaps to kind of like, instead of a plug, we have to snap for us.
Okay, we're ready for the poem.
Yeah.
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You can fry an egg.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good poem, streamer.
Thank you.
But everybody, are you excited for another exciting episode of the Raccoons?
Finally!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yay!
It's time for another exciting episode of the Raccoons.
Where last you all left off, you all dealt with a big parade.
A huge parade.
A whole bunch of stuff that basically happened.
Like, you outsold everything in the cart.
You basically met Curtinand, the head of the Conservants.
And you met up with a potato mancer.
Or so.
A very depressed young boy.
That potato mancer saved our butt.
He came in clutch.
Like, without him, you know.
Until he secured that deal, you almost picked up a rock and murdered a guy.
Like, an elf selling wine and beer and everything.
Like, the whole parade was a massive event.
And you also helped try to save as many people as possible during the terrifying bug explosion come out of people's mouths type event.
And notice that there might be something afoot of people who are rotten-fested trying to do certain things.
But you guys are back.
And I want to reintroduce all the amazing players here who bring you raccoons.
Starting off with Minerva.
Hello!
I'm Minerva, aka Party Demoness.
I am a giant problem over on Twitch.tv and Twitter.
I'd love to see you there.
I do art and stuff.
I play Grey Crocus, the Null Ranger.
And next up, we have the ever-ghostly Cabal.
Hello.
My name is Cabal.
I'm your horror host here over on Twitch.
I'm also an artist, voice actor, and a variety streamer.
And I am playing Talim Shibura, the ghost magus.
I could be a variety streamer when all you've been playing is Armored Core.
I have not only been...
I mean, there's some Dark and Darker.
There's a variety in there, man.
There's Dark and Darker in there, too.
You can play Dark and Darker with me again, Zor.
And when are you going to fire a fireball at me?
We could talk to people in that game now.
Oh, my God.
Did they implement that?
You can fucking talk.
Yep.
I got a whole content playing around that.
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
That's so good!
Of course, next up, we have our resident little guy, Froggy Lock.
Good time zone, everybody!
Hope you're having a wonderful Saturday today, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your weekend.
I'm Froggy Lock.
I'm a professional artist at Live2D Rigor and a variety streamer here on Twitch.
But you can find me on all sorts of social media platforms under the same handle.
Today, I will be playing Beatles above the level six kobold investigator.
Of course, next up, we have the ever stalwart and talented Saltyjob.
That's me, everyone.
My name is Saltyjob.
I play Heart, and he's a big boy.
He punches things.
He slaps things.
He cooks you food.
And he's a level six monk on the side.
God, I wish he'd slap me.
God, I wish that was me.
God damn!
I wish he'd slap it, then cook me, Jose.
No, please explain.
Is it hard that he cooks you?
I hope he slaps me so fast and hard it cooks me alive.
Ever seen that video of someone trying to see you even cook a chicken by slapping it really hard a lot of times?
Yes.
Yes.
That's hard.
Didn't they determine that you need to, like, slam something, like, 2,000, like, miles an hour or some shit?
Yeah, you gotta slap the fuck out of it for the longest time.
Yeah, Heart can do it.
You're just cooking you alive.
Heart can do it because he can actually heat up his hands.
We just put Froggy on the end of a very long pole and spinning around in a circle.
The cold pole yearns for the grill.
So we're moving further away from what I originally wanted.
But, Zoran, who are you?
Hi, I am your host and game master for this evening.
I am Zoran the Bear, your wizardly host for today.
And to start off the adventure, and also just to remind folks of basically what they are, in case everybody's new or anything else like that,
if you ever notice these bars, we call them HP bars, not for hit points, but hero points.
And hero points, the players here get to re-roll a d20 result.
And since I kind of stored up the intro at the very beginning there, normally sometimes I just let the adventurers recap the story.
But just to shorten the episode up for today because we kind of came in a little bit late,
what I'm going to do is make sure everyone at least has one hero point.
So, Hart, you have zero right now.
You get one.
And if players want to help the players get hero points, any bit donations that you do,
if you do hashtag the character's name, which they're all kind of down there for you below each player,
you can help them get more hero points.
So if you ever want to help them with a roll or just generally help them get up and stuff, it is very, very useful.
Of course, there's more rolls of hero points, but that's the main thing you need to worry about.
And, of course, my bar are villain points.
So just a percentage of what you send, the total of that, I don't take whatever from it,
but a percentage of it gets sent to me so I can roll and mess up the players.
So with that, everybody, are we ready to continue on and start the adventure today?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have one question for you, Zorin.
You said they're villain points.
Yes.
Are you a villain or are you a super villain?
Now, these are for the villains in the story, or else everybody you meet would be a villain.
You'll get braw and get me like, secretly, I'm here to kill you.
No!
I knew it!
Oh, spoiler alert, by the way.
Oh, no!
The cat is actually a bomb.
Combative DM.
We've got a combative DM.
Nostalgia!
Nostalgia!
I can't believe the cat's a bomb.
They shut us up the cat bomb.
But we will now continue back.
You guys, you guys have recently left.
Basically, completed the parade and you're out of your way.
Um, you probably have packed up.
You have received your invite from Kurdinand and you are, and you are, well, I have to
ask you the question.
There's two things you can do from here.
You can either, uh, return back to the Elmas.
You can either return back to the Elmas and retrieve your earnings.
Like, you have completed the Elmas job, uh, which your job, as a recap for folks who may
have forgotten, uh, it was their job to basically assemble all of these ingredients, all these
various stuff, get a sort of shopping cart, food cart thing together, and attend this parade
to make a lot of money.
And you guys did.
Like, you haven't been able to, sorry, you haven't really been able to sit down and count
all the money yet.
But, you know, you made a lot of dough.
So, you might expect you want to hand over your money bag over to the Elmas when you
can.
But, you do have that invite for Kurdinand, and you do know that it's, it's fairly soon.
So, what would you guys like to do?
So, the, sorry, for clarity, uh, it's soon, but we have time to go to the Elmas first.
You know you will have time to go talk to the Elmas and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Going to, going to talk to the Elmas and getting that squared away because of the, uh, the hole
in the roof situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, that's what Beetle would suggest first thing.
You'd hold up all their money and be like, let's go turn in our quest.
Grace just like, a quest?
I thought we were just in debt.
I forgot about the hole in the roof.
What do you mean you forgot?
You caused it.
I wasn't conscious when I caused it.
I wasn't myself.
Can I, can I go, can I ghost be unconscious?
Mm-hmm.
I was in the,
the, the, the semi extra planar state.
You're a ghost epee.
Yeah.
Ghost eepers.
Every new problem is just a prop for a quest and we've embarked and completed.
So let's go back to the Elmas and then let's go get cured by Kernanand.
I can't wait for him to make those crystals leave us alone.
I too would like to stop having, you know, traumatic visions.
That'd be great.
I just don't like when the rock is on me.
It's gross.
I don't, I don't know what is bad about me.
I think I'm pretty okay.
What?
Huh?
Yeah.
What?
What do you mean cure?
Like make the thing go away?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Our condition, our condition, our status, our state of being haunted by a rock.
A geode.
Geoditis is what I think I'm going to call it.
I'm going to write a book.
I buy it.
Bri is just like, yeah, I'd like to stop having traumatic visions.
And Talim is just like standing in the background.
It's a thousand yard stare.
You can hear fortunate sun starting to well up in the back.
The ReZero.
All right.
Robin is the whole reason I'm stuck in this plane of existence.
So, what would you all like to do?
We go to the Elvis.
Yeah, we're going to the Elvis.
I think it's unanimous if we go to the Elvis.
We're going to...
Be the boy with us?
Maybe?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Brugg's coming with y'all.
Yeah.
Brugg, we bring Greg, we bring all the money, we bring our cart.
We just...
You're bringing Greg with you, making sure he's coming with you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Oh yeah.
We did tell him that we would get him a place.
Yeah.
But I have to...
I might have to...
Okay.
You just bring him along.
You know he's going to say something about letting the wizard know, but...
You feel he the wizard doesn't really need to know.
He can just go missing.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
So...
As you know, bring him there.
Every good business venture starts off with faking your death.
Oh, is that how it works?
Is that what you tried doing?
Oh.
Blair's a beetle.
Greg just...
Greg grabs Beetle's snout and just claps.
Stop.
That actually is a good fucking question for Talim.
If you fake your death, but it actually happened.
Yeah.
I'll do this and I'll pretend I'm dead.
I want you to know.
Talim has modified his shield so he can throw it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You're at the throwing distance right now.
The wagon ain't that big!
He will Captain America your ass.
You gotta be careful.
Beetle's muzzled.
So...
So you as a party are continuing on to the Queen's Pilaster.
And as you begin to journey on back over to the Pond's Pilaster,
it definitely does take a good bit of time
because you are trying to navigate through the city.
But you go through its major highways
that kind of help move all these traffic.
Hart, you're pulling the cart, right?
Oh.
And as you all are walking along,
Greg, the Potato Mancer,
in fact, what I'll try to do,
I actually bring up this fantastic piece of art from Picotty.
Picotty has been doing fantastic art,
pieces of art,
and Picotty did wonderful stuff
for the Potato Mancer.
He did a wonderful piece.
Let me see if I can find it.
There it is.
Such a wonderful lad.
Look at him.
We love it.
He's a boy.
So Greg will look at you all
as he's kind of riding on this cart with everybody.
And you're like,
so who are you all?
What are you doing here?
He's signed up with you all,
but he hasn't really met you all, I guess.
He has no idea who the fuck we are.
So he's trying to figure it out.
He was like,
hey, so what are you?
Are you guys kind of friends?
Yeah, we're best friends.
Yeah.
That's my little bro.
That's my big bro.
That's Mama.
And that's Talib.
Talib like crosses his arm
and looks at Greg
and he's just like,
he's just like,
I prefer the term adventure capitalists.
Best friends!
So Gray is now like,
she's kind of like fine-tuning her crossbow.
She definitely did not have this on her
while she was at the parade.
So she's just kind of got
this big honking crossbow out of nowhere.
She's still wearing her nice dress and everything.
She's just kind of looking over it
and fine-tuning it.
And she's like,
oh, you could say we get around
and we do stuff for people.
It's pretty okay.
What kind of stuff for people?
I've killed people.
Oh.
You know,
somebody needs their gutters cleaned.
There's a big hole.
Or their guts cleaned.
Or their guts cleaned.
There's a big hole in the ceiling
at the place we're going.
We're going to fill that.
Somebody needs to find a lost artifact.
Yeah.
And then we find it.
You know,
this is the power,
truly,
of being a famous adventurer.
Yeah.
And we're pretty interested in delvers.
Delving is pretty interesting.
We haven't,
we aren't delvers,
but we've delved.
We've definitely delved.
delved.
So.
We're also cooks.
So,
y'all,
you're cooks?
Yeah.
Well,
well,
chefs.
We are professionals.
Well,
what aren't you?
Not cursed.
We are not policemen.
We're not the cops.
All of you roll me a diplomacy,
if you don't mind.
Oh, no.
Let's see how Greg feels
about all of you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
Let's see if he does not regret
his abandonment.
That's a four.
That's a nat 20.
I rolled a nat 20.
Hey!
I rolled a 12
for a total of 20.
Yeah, I rolled a total of 15.
A 19 for a total of 20,
21.
Well,
thank goodness
after Beatles flub
that everybody else came in
with roaring,
you know,
persuasion.
and Greg will basically like,
oh,
you guys are pretty cool.
Thanks.
You're pretty cool, too.
You're pretty cool.
I'm not.
I wish I could make,
I wish I could make potatoes.
What are you talking about?
Heart stops the cart,
turns around,
points at him.
He falls over abruptly.
He points at Greg
and goes,
Greg,
hear me out.
You're pretty cool.
You're a wizard.
That means that you
can break the rules of reality
and no one can tell you no.
There's such things as rules
and there's such things as people
who enforce those rules.
But according to my father,
whom I do a lot of things to impress
and who I dearly love
and who dearly loves me back,
surely,
I win.
And he points at Greg
with like passion in his eyes.
A wizard is the most feared entity
on this earth.
You should command that fear, Greg.
You are power.
Powerful to your core.
You just haven't learned
how to express it yet.
All of them create potatoes,
which is still cool.
You can spawn infinite food
and that's pretty sick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about it?
I wanted to be like a cool wizard
and like do fireballs and stuff.
That the potato's on fire.
To lean like,
like it comes over
Greg's shoulder's like,
yes,
but with the power of money,
you can cast as many fireballs
as you want.
Yeah.
Through potatoes,
you can acquire money.
Yeah.
Listen to this guy.
Listen to this guy.
Look,
he's a ghost,
a wizard,
and a warrior,
a craftsman,
a capitalist.
This man is a power,
more,
more diverse of a portfolio
you will never find,
my dude.
So if anything,
talk to him.
This man has created
so many things.
And,
and there are two old ladies
that were going to see
two more Meemaws
and you're really going to like them.
They're also really good
with the magic stuff.
Yeah,
they can,
they can turn people into frogs.
Yeah,
a beetle pulls out
a frog sandwich
and takes a big bite of it.
He really freaks out
a little bit.
You can tell
he's now way nervous here.
Where did you even get that?
I don't think that's a laugh.
Brr, brr, brr, brr.
Don't speak with your mouth full here.
Come on,
you know better.
I'll never flip.
So,
keep on walking.
Keep on pulling cards.
Greg is having a,
potentially mixed thoughts,
but he's pretty on board
with all of you.
It's his,
it's his first late,
it's his first
young adult rebellion.
And,
and as you guys are continuing on,
Brr,
as you guys are continuing on,
you're making your way
past the highways
of the squad,
of the squad's pilaster
and you're nearly getting
to the pond's pilaster.
After several times,
chit-chatting here and there,
Brr will then ask you all,
like,
hey,
well,
once you complete this job
and,
and talk to Curtinan,
what are you all gonna do?
You're gonna come along,
right?
I mean,
if Curtinan allows,
I,
I,
I don't know what I really need to,
I don't know what I'm needed for.
Really?
Well,
you're a part of our group,
so what do you invite all of us?
I mean,
you were helping as much as us.
You were just escorting people out safely,
so I,
I think that Curtinan
didn't see that,
but you should definitely come
and be recognized as well.
Yeah,
but I,
you know,
I have to take care of my daughter
and I don't want the almas
to be burdened with her.
Well,
maybe you could cure your daughter.
Like,
yeah.
It's like,
I get,
hmm.
It's like,
he,
he kind of ponders a bit going,
my experience of being indebted to somebody
has always caused me to
get more trouble than it's worth.
So,
I'm,
I'm very wary.
It's okay to be wary.
Wait,
do we have to pay Curtinan
for,
for the blessings?
It's like,
no,
but normally when someone does something for free,
they expect something out of you.
What?
Like,
Talim kind of like points a finger at Brug
and is like,
he's right,
you know.
What?
Nothing in this world is free,
Beetle.
Well,
why didn't you say this earlier
before we started doing all this
so we could go see Curtinan
to get the rocks to leave us alone?
I mean,
it's not like he's going to demand payment immediately.
Sorry,
go ahead,
Talim.
Oh,
no,
it's,
uh,
Leah,
it's,
as like Brug says,
that Talim is just like,
exactly,
and at this point,
we don't have much of a,
choice
unless we want to continue
to be haunted
by whatever
horse is possessing
these crystals.
I'd like to stop
seeing things,
thanks.
Me too,
but I can't think of,
I can't even think of what
Curtinan would ask
from us.
We're adventurers.
It could be anything.
Let's just,
I guess,
I guess we'll just,
we could bring it up
at the dinner
and be,
very casually.
Talim could do it.
Talim is very good at,
uh,
uh,
is bartering the right word.
You could be like,
trade offer,
you,
uh,
cure our stones.
Uh,
we do
lawn.
Please,
please never say,
cure our stones
ever again.
You could just
polish the bad juju
right out of these stones
for us.
We'd appreciate it.
You want to take
the stones
out of us
and we can,
uh,
trim your bushes
or something
outside.
Why do you keep
making it worse?
This is my talent.
Why?
Why?
Why?
It's my skill.
Gracie's gonna go back
to quietly taking care
of her crossbow.
We'd go from like
delvers and adventurers
to just like
poopy area experts.
It's like,
oh,
how do you end your days?
Oh,
you know,
I just,
I made a giraffe
out of a bush,
you know,
pretty great.
Pays all right.
Not bad anymore.
And I also killed
five guys.
I had five guys.
I had five guys?
Five big guys.
So Bruggle
will ask you all again
going like,
well,
like,
even if you,
you know,
get your blessings
and all that other stuff,
regardless,
like,
after it's all done,
what do you,
what do you plan to do?
Oh,
flip.
Well,
with the,
you know,
assistance of
our newfound
business partner,
Greg,
here,
I have a few
ventures
that I would like
to set up
that I could see
being
quite profitable
and we will need
individuals
who are capable
of
organizing
men of
stout stature
if you would be
interested in
such a position,
Brog.
You know,
it is no longer
something of
force or combat.
It is
something I would think
would
perhaps
be a more
relaxing lifestyle.
help.
Well,
I'll definitely
be interested.
I know that
a croc would
definitely try to
wiggle his way
into all your
operations,
so at least
my knowledge
of the gang
will help out.
Try to keep
him off your tail,
so to speak.
Oh, that?
I mean, like,
Tamsa's head is like,
and that's why
I like you.
Always a man of
action and thought.
Yeah.
Originally,
I was going to keep
wandering and
traveling,
but I,
uh,
I think I've
gotten a bit attached
to these knuckleheads,
so.
I think I'll
stick around for a bit.
Grandma's not
going to leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Grandma's not
going to abandon us!
Yeah!
Yeah, I assumed
we were all
going to stay together,
and we were
interested in,
you know,
Talib's talking
about the business,
but delving,
we could look
into delving.
I want to delve
more.
Delving is fun
and scary,
but fun
when it's not
scary,
and maybe the
Elmas will have
more we can
help out with,
and we can
keep staying there.
I just want
to stay
with you guys
so far.
I want to
stay with you
guys!
His lip quivers,
he pulls out
the frog sandwich
again,
takes a big bite.
I still don't
know where
you got that.
Greg cringes.
So,
so with that,
Greg kind of
nods,
and you guys
continue on
to the pawn's
blaster,
and finally
make your way
back to Elmas.
Been quite a while
since you guys
have been here,
so let me
activate here.
There you are.
Let me find
Greg's token.
Yippee!
He's too scared
to leave the cart.
He's like,
no, I'm good!
He's like,
I'm good,
I'm good.
I think it's
too many to a frog.
He's gonna try
and run away
as soon as
they're not looking.
They're gonna
eat me!
They're gonna
eat them,
now they're gonna
eat me!
Oh my god!
They're not
trolls.
They're not
trolls.
But you guys
arrive back
at the
Elmas Tavern.
Feel free
to move
around if
you'd like,
but you
notice obviously
the lights
are on,
and from
the peaks
inside the
windows,
you do
notice people
are inside.
Well,
in that case,
I think
Beetle will
take their
earnings,
but he'll
suggest that
why don't we
bring things
in through
the back
so that customers
don't see us
coming in
with any
points at
their big
bag of
change.
You know
what?
You actually
have a good
point.
Yeah!
Taleem points
at Beetle
and was like,
now you're
using that
brain.
What do you
mean now?
All right,
we'll meet you
inside.
Anyways, around
to the back.
Grail hop
off the cart
and just
like grab
Greg by his
scruff
and just
kind of drag
him a little
bit.
That's
terrifying!
Greg's
just like
and Taleem
is like,
don't worry,
follow Greg.
Just like
a freaking
hostage.
All right,
so Beetle
will start
unloading the
cart,
bringing the
money in,
any leftover
supplies,
yada,
yada,
yada.
Feel free
to move
all your
tokens inside
the kitchen.
All right.
This will
make it a bit
easier for us
all so you
don't have
to RP
walk during
the entire
thing.
I love
colliding
with walls.
I love
it.
I'll help
everybody out
one second
here.
I'll move.
I made
it.
Makes me
picture just
like G
mod walking
or like
default walking
but you're
just walking
into the
wall and
there's
collusion
sounds.
We're not
like walking
it's like
VR chant
walking where
you just
like slide
around your
feet are
stationary.
Yes,
exactly,
yeah.
So as
you all
coming in
back through
the kitchen
if you've
unloaded
everything.
Yeah.
Awesome.
As you
enter inside
the tavern
I'll easily
move everybody
just to make
it easier.
As you
enter inside
the tavern
you see
everyone you've
nearly kind
of engaged
with so
far all
they're waiting.
You see
the almas
there
manning the
bar.
You see
it's very
light here
or so but
you see
Hollick
enjoying a
lovely tea
at the
bar.
You see
Lorne
also just
kind of
playing with
the kitten
which you
know
to be
Thalia
which is
Brug's
daughter.
I can't
believe
Lorne
became a
grandpa.
You see
Vina
basically
cleaning
tables and
things like
that in
cups.
Baron
stackball
over at one
of the
tables
talking with
this weird
inanimate
bear looking
thing which
you guys
have met
before
during some
one random
excursion at
a masquerade
thing or
something and
then you see
Tugbert the
business platypus
sitting off at
the table and
Nugget's just
kind of going
like way too
innocent.
The dog is
way too
interested in
this little
guy but
they all
look to
you and
they all
cheer.
You know
they're all
like they've
returned
yippee
they're not
dead.
They look at
Talim and
it's just
like most
of them
are dead.
They're all
so happy to
see you
again.
You know
Hart poses
and goes
did you
know that
so many
people died
over there?
What?
You hear
Lauren say
it.
Yeah.
Great
Julie drags
her paw
down her
face.
She's like
no.
So many
people you
started spewing
up bugs
or spiders
specifically
spiders
and flies
rot flies.
Okay
that did
happen
but more
importantly
we're alive
and we
were really
successful at
the parade
it was
great.
Like good
job
good job
you group
here come
here let
get you
a round of
some to
drink in
celebration
and oh
and put
the money
bag on
the bar
I want
to cut
the
earnings
Beetle
scampers
back into
the kitchen
where they
left the
money bag
the money
bag is
gone
you see
Hollick
in there
will give
you guys
some room
Grey's gonna
slump over
out of
out of
seat
she's just
like
collapses
she's like
I'm tired
well you guys
didn't have to
get up
we could have
sat in your
laps or
something
grandma's
tired
oh dear
I don't
think that
would be
acceptable
Grey
will like
lift her
arm very
lazily
and like
do like
a jutting
thumb point
behind her
to Greg
he's like
oh yeah
we got
a new
kid
makes
potatoes
magic
Greg
Greg
will
sheepishly
wave
and
not
he was
like
standing
but
is
floating
behind
beetles
like
rubbing
his
hands
together
like
looking
at
like
Elva
Delva
is
just
like
nodding
and he's
just
like
yeah
they
all so
greedily
do
the
merchant
hands
and just
be all
like
he's
doing
like
the
Jack
Nicholson
like
smiling
yeah
they
understand
and
understand
your
merchant
language
as you
hear
Alma
cackling
I heard
there was
quite a
stir
over there
during the
parade
I
understand
that
there was
a group
of
individuals
at
Alma's
cart
who helped
save
several
people
and it's
all over
the prince
it is
well
good thing
not a lot
of people
notice
exactly
what you
look like
due to
your
emotions
to your
costumes
attire
that is
good
oh yeah
we could
have gone
to jail
indeed
well
it's good
it's a good
thing that
you arrived
safe and
sound
now
the money
please
the money
yeah
and Beetle
reaches around
to his
fanny pack
where he's
tied the
money to
it
and it
was dragging
along
the floor
like he
couldn't
fit
and he
just
like
unties
it
and
thumps
it
down
on top
of
the
counter
now
let's
see
and you
see
that she
will
open it
up for
a second
and then
close
it
again
and go
that's
quite
a lot
of
mother
that's
why we
brought it
around
back
we didn't
know
if
you
know
oh
it's
a good
thing
you
thought
of
that
way
dearie
and she
pats
you
on
the
head
good
dog
now
for
what
I
understand
that
you
still
owe
us
for
the
repairs
of
the
roof
so
and she
kind of
starts
taking
stacks
of
coins
out
and
starts
laying
them
in
and
she
was
like
all
excited
rubbing
his
hands
and as
she
says
that
he
just
kind
of
like
he
stops
rubbing
his
hands
and he
looks
down
at
them
and he
is
like
it
that
he
turns
around
and goes
huh
I'm
imagining
Talim
like
deflating
as
each
stack
is
taken
out
of
the
massive
pile
you
can
take
those
out of
Talib's
count
take
those
out of
Talib's
pay
because
Talib
made
the hole
in the
ceiling
and you
start sliding
things around
and you'll
see that she
starts doing
all these
stacks
and she'll
twirl
her wand
or so
and you
see all
this
money
flowing
from
this
bag
you
collected
a
large
amount
of
money
because
you
sold
everything
it's
a
lot
of
gold
we're
talking
huge
amounts
about
3,000
something
gold
in there
as she
announces
to you
all
and she
goes
oh that's
such a
lovely
score
thank you
all so
very much
dearies
now
as promised
here's
your section
in a little
bit of a
bonus
it's
gold
for all
of you
and
and she'll
look at
but
there is
the
mattress
over
the
roof
and she
slides
a
chunk
of
money
away
and
unfortunately
we had
to sell
several
horses
to
harlek
and such
and also
for the
cart
and things
of such
and all
these
expenses
and management
fees
and also
getting the
title fees
and
he starts
the entire
time
he's got
like
like every
time she
breaks up
feet
like he
like raises
a finger
and he's
like
and he
slowly
lowers it
do we
all
do we
all
want
feet
to
like
to
Lorne
for
bringing
Talim
back
Lorne
Lorne
goes
no
that's
fine
that's
for your
charge
I mean
he doesn't
need to
breathe
but he
breathes
a sigh
of relief
even though
it costs
me about
three
diamonds
for the
spell
and all
the
other
stuff
you're
very
expensive
but
I
think
the
roof
damage
is
good
enough
and
of course
things happen
and she
starts going
for it
and she
slides
over
all of
your
money
you
all
gain
around
gold
not each
not each
just total
for all
of you
so not
each of
you add
it like
it's for
the whole
party
you get
that much
so
you all
get
gold
after all
of it
so we
can add
that to
the
party
loot
that's
about
of a
pop
yeah
yeah
yes
elated
so after
all the
deductions
and everything
else
and you
see
Thelma
will
hand you
all
various
drinks
and she'll
wink to
you
to lean
because
knowing
that she
can
at least
serve
you
something
and she
got you
a lovely
quonshire
drink
or
quonshire
wine
so you
could actually
do something
with it
like
Taleem
like
picks it up
and he's
just like
yippee
creel kind
of like
look over
her shoulder
to Taleem
she's like
bringing up
her drink
and stuff
she's like
listen
it was still
a net
positive
it could
have been
way worse
i guess
i have
plenty of
time
to make
more
why are you
sad
that's
such
good
pain
so for
context
um
that
the amount
of money
you would
have in
your pocket
at least
for for
you
you're doing
pretty well
because you
are you're
gonna be
more well
off than
anybody in
the pawns
pilaster
like
you're rolling
in it
like that
that's a good
chunk of all
you're not
gonna be able
to go to
like the
queen's
pilaster
and start
doing the
high roller
gains
for long
that's a
good chunk
of change
but it
could have
been more
this is
uh
this is
start
start buying
property
and become
landlord
level
oh no
we'll be
villains for
sure then
but talib
just lost
a lot of
money to
the elva
so he's
sad about
it
yeah
hart would
never be
a landlord
he claims
land on
his own
would talib
be able to
be like a
ghost squatter
if you
haunted a
house
and can't
people away
and then after
like some
random law
that if you
stayed there
for a certain
amount of
time it's
yours
maybe
yeah that
could be a
business
we'd have
to
we'd have
to look
oh my
god
maybe that's
an entire
racket
you know
like there
are you
know like
cindy
undead
in
in
uh
in outset
the swatter's
guild
we could
we could
make that
an entire
one shot
thing instead
of ghost
like our own
ghostbusters
so it's
ghost swatters
and you're
going around
evicting ghosts
for not paying
rent in haunted
houses
yeah like
imagine if you
will a really
old like
baron or
something in
a quarter
of uh
like in one
of the many
districts of
outset
they die
no one
is uh
like everyone
is figuring out
who is actually
going to own
this estate
when they die
and everything
within it
but their
ghost is
there
and when
they are
when they
are done
with figuring
out who
is supposed
to earn
everything
the ghost
has already
started to
haunt
the house
the ghost
is like
i'm still
here
this is
my house
this is
mine
so halloween
special yeah
yeah
i would
actually
do that
as a one
shot
bit
we can
if we
really want
to do
something
that we
can do
it like
a patreon
exclusive
or something
we are
all on
beds
i actually
like that
idea
of just
doing like
let's just
do some
temp dudes
uh
but
that would
be funny
but
as you guys
all come
in like
uh
baron
stackballer
will come
so i'm
like hey
you got
mad by
me
i am
baron
hi baron
hi baron
it's so good
to see you
all
oh
it's so good
to see you
too but
we can't
stay very
long because
look we've
got this
and a beetle
reaches into
his shirt
and pulls
out the
letter
the invitation
that they
got and
slaps it
on the
bar
oh
and there's
like everyone
kind of like
looks at it
and sounds
like
what's that
thing
it's from
cardinand
cardinand
cardinand
cardinand
the guy
who's made
out of
rocks
and he
can cure
people
and he's
gonna cure
us of
our
rocks
baron
blinks
one eye
than the
other
big important
guy just
looks down
at baron
and is
just like
it's okay
you'll get
used to
it
maybe
probably
not
we have
a condition
beetle
puts his
hands
together
like
he's
praying
and points
them
at baron
is he
got a
personality
what
gray
is
sinking
in her
seat
gray
is
sinking
in her
seat
gray
is
sinking
in her
seat
beetle
is
taken
aback
the origin
of that
joke
is
oh god
what was
it
it's when
someone comes
up
you say
I love
your
personality
and they
look at
you saying
oh thanks
it's a
disorder
oh my god
I tried to
morph that
it didn't
work well
regardless
that's
debatable
baron will
look at you
like
we all
assembled
here together
to celebrate
your success
a little bit
you know
oh
thank you
you want to
help this out
in some way
shape or form
and Holly
leans over
yes without
you they
would have
found me
but you've
given me
a lovely
home
and as a
no I forgot
to mention
when you're
going through
the back
the storage
room in the
back has
now fully
been renovated
I haven't
changed the
map yet
but it's
been fully
renovated
basically be
like a
bit of
storage
in one
side
and a
full
alchemist
setup
and like
we're
talking
like
breaking
bad
sort of
levels
of making
potions
oh my god
he's going
the town
the back
of the
elmas
right now
and um
and you
see the
hero for
clear you
all
uh
several
health
potions
he'll
put on
the bar
and I'll
add it
to you
guys
inventory
soda
I made
all of
these
for
you
they're
very
potent
and
they have
my
special
ingredients
in there
they help
just you
a little bit
more
and especially
for you
and he points
you to
Liam
um
and he'll
go
these will
also
work on
you
I had to
go find
someone else
who's very
ghostly
and do
some experiments
and I think
they came to
a lovely
success
when he gets
handed the
vials
or actually
um
like hold
them up
and he's
like
I would
actually be
quite
interested
if we
could
discuss
it
later
absolutely
here
he'll
he'll
pass
over
uh
or he'll
just kind
of pass
one of
them for
you
going
give it
a try
didn't have
to do
all of
this
buddy
this is
so nice
of you
so nice
of you
guys
it's very
kind of
you
of everybody
beetle are
you crying
no
I gotta
pee
brog
else goes
yeah without
any of you
um
you know I
would have
lost my
daughter here
and
and um
yeah we
wouldn't really
be here
without you
all
I
just saw
me in the
kitchen
I
believe
we'll
actually
move up
and take
beetle's
seeds
he's not
going to
need this
for a
little bit
he's gonna
like just tilt
back her
drink and
just kind
of like
listen no
one deserves
to lose
their kid
I was
not gonna
let that
happen
uh
rug nods
and I
think
and everyone
will
the
elma
elma and
theelma have
been procuring
drinks for
everybody and
they all
kind of
uh lift up
and baron will
call for you
be able to go
like beetle
stop having
a
stop having
an emotional
breakdown
and come
be celebrated
I'm not
having an
emotional
breakdown
I had to
pee
are you
are you
peeing
from your
eyes
no
he's still
holding his
tanker
and he
takes a
drink
gray is
gonna
gray is
gonna reach
over and
grab beetle
and just
like plop
him in
her lap
and just
pat
him
so what
everyone
will do
like
everyone
a toast
their heart
beat up
to lame
and gray
the ones
who sold
everything
from the
cart today
yippee
when he
goes to
toast
he just
throws the
whole
tanker
into the
air
everything
splashes
gray is
now soaked
yeah
it just
goes
clattering
on the
floor
and he
just
looks
at
beetle
just
beetle
does
a little
he's
doing
a little
dance
in his
seat
he's
really
pent
up
in
the
excitement
his
walleye
and his
eyes are
going in
different
directions
his mouth
is as
far
open
as
possible
he's
wiggling
he's
wiggling
he's
wiggling
the avatar
of adhd
has descended
upon us
he's happy
he's an avatar
of happiness
he's stimming
beetle
no
no
he's a
beetle's
audio
no
he is a
prism
through which
every hue
of joy
can be
can be
witnessed
as he
wiggles
and waves
his arm
and the
cup
is
somewhere
on the
floor
behind
him
and
it's
all wet
and he's
dancing
he's a little
guy
and grey is
soaked
i'm sorry
grey is
soaked
she kind of
just accepts
his fate
and just
kind of
stares
in the
distance
so
yeah
you guys
are
at this
point
everyone's
celebrating
patting you
on the
back
you know
venus
helping
out
you know
serve
any other
drinks
and stuff
and
you see
that she's
very happy
instead of
being a
nervous wreck
she seems
a lot calmer
and happier
today
um
enjoying stuff
the bears
is talking
stuff
with tugbert
and
hollick
is just
sipping
on tea
greg
is just
slowly
sipping
on something
else as
well
and keeps
sipping
it
everyone's
having a
good time
what is this
it's vodka
it's made
with potato
oh my god
so if you want
to establish
anything with
anybody or
talk to
any of the
npcs
um
if anybody
wants to
talk to
someone or
ask any
questions
be curious
about
something
now is
probably
a good
time
okay
so who's
fucking
dying
oh
what
put death
like on
this person
you can't
you can't
say this
is the
time when
you're
supposed to
talk to
people
after all
the good
things happen
we celebrate
everything is
nice and
you go
this is what
you should
be talking
to people
it's like
all right
soren who's
dying
who's dying
who's dying
soren
haha
it's me
for a third
time
oh god
who you guys
want to talk
to
um
philene will
definitely
want to be
talking to
the uh
to the
elmas
um
about the
uh
about the
potato related
business venture
and uh
greg's role
in it
and uh
brugg's
potential
role in
it
um
you see uh
helma will
will
side up to
you going
like i
i see you
brought yourself
a little um
potato boy
um
who is
he
and uh
philene will
like
do the thing
where like
puts his
his elbows
on the counter
and he like
uh
steeples his
fingers
and he's
like
around
to great
and continued
profit
and he'll
like
look over
short
he's like
greg
would you
come here
for a second
and take a
seat next
to uh
heart
uh
okay
you see greg
will hop over
and take a
little sit
and um
is it
and uh
the thing
will be like
my dear
elmas
may i direct
your attention
to
the miraculous
ability
of this young
man
greg
would you
show them
what you
can do
oh
okay
and you
gotta
the potato
just pops up
in his hand
and is instantly
summoned
and he places
it on the bar
and helma
just kind of
hmm
he's like
now do it again
and she picks
up the potato
and starts
looking at it
you know
her old
wizen eyes
are uh
glancing over
and he goes
oh
I see why
you brought
this one
yes
we all know
the current
situation
with uh
food
here
and outset
and
if you will
notice
the quality
of what greg
is able to
produce is
well
notable
not only
that but
they
are forever
they never
disappear
it is quite
a talent
if i have
to say
and
the lad
here is
interested
in becoming
a
great and
mighty wizard
and i've
informed him
that one
of the ways
to arcane
mastery
is of course
through
and talim
like rubs
his fingers
together
and like
the universal
symbol for
money
yeah
she'll look
at greg
and i said
can you
cast
any other
spells
boy
and
and
they'll
kind of
discuss
that greg
can't
and every
spell
he does
um
turns into
summon
potato
practically
or conjure
potato
and
and she
go
hmm
try to
cast
presentation
on this
cup
and
he tries
and
another
potato
pops up
you know
and he
goes
hmm
this boy
is cursed
oh
wait
what
indeed
you have
a curse
upon you
for every
spell
that you
cast
can only
be
this one
I mean
I consider
it a blessing
with how
often he
can do
it
indeed
but
of course
it's
someone's
decision
to see
if they
wish to
stay
cursed
or not
what do
you
what do
you want
Greg
because we
we could
take you
with us
and try
and get
you in
to see
Kurt
Nand
until he
was like
looking around
rapidly
and he's
like
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
I already
lost
what he
wants
today
yeah
yeah
and
you know
is completely
oblivious
to this
he's like
he's just
like
having an
authentic
moment
with Greg
like
what Greg
wants
in life
he's got
a mop
at this
point
and has
been tasked
with cleaning
up the
drink
that he
threw
all over
the place
Greer
is still
soaked
yeah
so
like
Greg
for the
question
like
what would
Greg
want
goodly
well
seems
a lot
of people
see
the
potatoes
as a
really
cool
thing
but
I know
one day
I want to
become a
great
and powerful
wizard
that could
do a
whole
bunch
of
stuff
but
if I
become
a
great
and
powerful
wizard
maybe
I
can
do
this
again
I
mean
I
won't
forget
how
to
do
this
right
no
you
won't
lose
the
ability
it seems
like
this curse
is very
interesting
um
you could
potentially
learn
how to
do
it
again
but
but
this
and she
holds
the
potatoes
like
this
is
I
have
not
seen
neither
of
us
can
do
such
magic
and
I
have
not
seen
a
wizard
be
Greg
that's
huge
but
it's
up
it's
your
life
it's
your
life
and
it's
all
about
you
Greg
the
world
is
your
oyster
the
world
is
your
frog
sandwich
yeah
Greg
will look
around
and he'll
lock
eyes
with you
Talim
what does
he
see
Talim
is just
like
he's
looking
at
everybody
and
like
there
is
definitely
like
a
panic
in
his
posture
and
like
when
to
add
to
the
panic
everyone
else
is going
yeah
just
choose
your
own
do
do
what
you
want
to
do
yeah
just
follow
your
dreams
Greg
yeah
don't let
anyone
take
advantage
of you
yeah
yeah
just
do
what
you
want
man
you
know
yeah
you
should
pursue
your
own
dreams
Talim
like
when
Greg
looks over
lock
size
with him
Talim
is
just
like
I
would not
be honest
if I did
not say
there is
quite a lot
of money
to be made
with your
current
ability
and
I
see
the
possibility
as
something
great
that could
reach
even
other
beyond
what
a
normal
wizard
might be
able to
achieve
but at
the end
of the
day
it is
your
choice
your morals
are dying
roll
me
a diplomacy
Talim
with
with
if
with
fortune
so
but fortune
you basically
roll 2d20
to take the
highest
it's like
advantage
okay
this is a
fortuitous
opportunity
okay
I saw
that one
yeah
and so
that's a
total of
a
for what
I rolled
for diplomacy
Greg
will look
down at
his drink
have
that
old
anime
protagonist
flashbacks
all through
his life
and what
he's worth
and he
will look
up at
you all
and go
I think
I'll
I think
I will help
Mr.
Talim
and you
guys
with how
this potato
stuff can
go for
now
and
and then
later on
possibly
years
after
I might
change my
mind
and
try to
pursue
myself
to become
a great
and powerful
wizard
and hey
if we do
make a lot
of money
then that
means I
could buy
all the
magic
stuff
I might
need
to help
with my
help
with my
dreams
I don't
have
anything
now
so I
think
this
might
be
the
best
direction
that's
a really
good
idea
Talim
just
decompresses
and falls
flat on
the bar
he disperses
and his
helmet
just falls
onto the
bar
he just
he's like
a piece
of paper
slowly
drifting
to the
floor
it's
perfect
uh
gray is
gonna
while they're
all doing
that
gray is
gonna like
pap
heart
on the
shoulders
you know
like reach
reach over
Talim
while he's
on the
ground
and just
like
perishing
uh
she's gonna
she's gonna
pap
heart
on the
shoulders
like hey
hey
I need
to give
you
something
I need
to give
you
something
hey
oh
oh what
is it
she um
she
I wanted
to do this
earlier
but I
didn't get
to because
we had
to deal
with
the
cart
she will
pull out
her
necklace
of like
bone
and teeth
like just
various little
bits and
bobs
and she
will
take it
off of
her
and
take his
hand
and wrap
it around
his wrist
his huge
ass wrist
yes
we do this
with our
children and
those we
hold dear
I have done
this with all
of my
children
you are
no different
stay safe
even when
I'm not
there
and then
she'll just
pat
his hand
and go back
to what
she's doing
completely
it's gray
gray is
gray is
the one
who's
gonna
die
oh no
that's
the death
plague
so
hey
soren
yes
heart
will
start
to
flicker
where he
stands
just
slightly
in that
his
body
seems to
vibrate
and his
eyes are
just staring
down at
this
and
there is
some
memory
he has
of some
kind of
affection
that he
wanted
so dearly
in his
past
from someone
but never
got it
and
now he
gets it
from another
figure
but it's
that one
thing he
always wanted
he wants
a sign
of
prideful
longing
he wants
the sign
of a
parent
literally
just saying
that they're
proud of
him
and
he
is
dumbfounded
he can't
answer
so when
gray finishes
this
he just
looks down
at it
and his
lower
lip
starts to
quiver
as
he just
starts to
cry
he doesn't
make any
sounds
he just
looks at
it
you make a
bitch cry
in real life
what the
fuck
did you
just
cast
daddy issues
yeah i did
this is so
sad
can we get
five gifted
so does
anyone
does anybody
else want to
do anything
else
yeah i'd like
to talk
with
sorry
uh what
was your
name again
you mean
the dwarf
yeah
hey i'm
bern
i'm just
kidding
i'm just
kidding i
know you're
bern you
say it
every time
so afterwards
we were
talking about
what we're
gonna do
what do you
think about
delving could
we could
we like
maybe come
could come
delving
sometime to
like check
it out
yeah we
want to
delve
hey well
the delve
you have
the gold
and go to
it
the delve
with
you can't
just do
it
you lot
there are
the folks
who don't
you don't
really need
much of a
license to
delve
but the
guild helps
support you
and helps
you find
various locations
via the
sculptors
and such
and such
and i
can bring
you over
to some
of the
offices
where you
can get
some
gear
on the
ropes
all that
but
delving
is sort
of like
going down
into deep
and dark
caverns
and dungeons
you won't
be able
to talk
to a lot
of people
and the
folks you
did find
down
there
might
either
befriend
or
most
likely
fool
a lot
of bad
things
happened
down
there
it's
really
dangerous
but we
had a great
time when
we were
going into
the sink
hole
i'd have
the camera
pan to
everybody
else
did everyone
else have
a good
time
lemo's doing
like his
comment
looking at
beetle
like what
the fuck
are you
talking
about
gree
has entirely
zoned
out
she's
not
even
listening
marty's
still
standing
there
quietly
crying
so
okay
well
you know
what
that's
all right
you don't
teach the
road
you know
somebody's
awful
experience
might be
somebody's
really really
great good
time
experience
and you
know
maybe it's
maybe it's
my my
lizard
bones
but i
yearn for
the hole
i yearn for
the hole
context
i yearn for
the dark
tunnels
underground
i yearn for
horse
deep
dark
and deep
down
but
no
oh
yeah
yeah
nugget
yeah
yeah
nugget
he'll pet
his basset
hound
companion
i would take a
bullet for
that dog
me too
that dog
okay thanks
when we
when we get
back from
curtain end
i'll
i'll come
hit you up
and we
can
we can
go and
visit
the
guild
and stuff
absolutely
thanks
barry
thanks
nugget
i mean
as far as
like talking
with elmas
and thomas
like
fleem expresses
his interest
as um
expresses
his interest
in um
like
brug
kind of
being like
because you're
gonna need
people to
load the
potatoes
and the
sanks
carry
stuff
around
uh
stuff
like that
and it's
gonna take
multiple
people
but he
expressed
his interest
as
brug
kind of
being the
overseer
of all
of that
you know
is it kind
of like
a guy
leading
from the
front
um
and also
you know
like brug
has his own
wisdom
with you
know
like
keeping
others
fingers
out of
the business
and stuff
like that
so
helma
will lean
over
going
we can
offer
this
sweetheart
we can
help you
stop
the front
once it's
nice
and ready
help us
from the
organization
and we
can have
brug
uh
help
be the
uh
help
help
be the
overseer
of it
while you're
away
for a little bit
and we can
also help
with a lot
of the
management
as you
see
she mentions
to her
whole
building
i think
i think
we have
a good
bit
of
management
experience
as long
as you
help
us
uh
you know
with a
percentage
of it
let's say
about
you know
about
70-30
slim
like
um
looks at
and it's
like
and this
is
after
you know
all the
people
involved
craig
brug
you know
the various
employees
have
had their
cuts
oh that'll
come out
of your
percentage
how about
a 60-40
then you
split it
so that
each one
of us
points at
beetle
gray
and
himself
get 10%
each
i mean
that'll
come out
of your
percentages
and so
we just
want to
make sure
we get
our
end of
the
bargain
you know
just to
make sure
that
uh
with all
of our
housing
and
warehousing
management
finding
the
people
gods
all
those
things
are
compensated
for
so
how's
70-30
sounds
and how about
reach a
hand out
to you
Talim
Talim
is like
can we
do
65-35
all right
so heart
roll me
a diplomacy
out to your
suggestion
and Talim
roll me
a diplomacy
or if you
have anything
related to
money
or
merchandise
you can
do that
as well
for a
total
of
uh
and I
rolled
a 19
for
total
all right
with those
they seem
to be
warming up
to the
deal
a little
bit
and
and
uh
and
Thelma
be like
yeah
well
the other
ones
who
found
the
boy
and they're
all gonna
need a little
bit extra
money to
make sure
he's housed
and stuff
so
hmm
you think
uh
oh you see
that
look
like
look
Gary
just give
them a little
bit more
you know
they gotta
borrow on their
plate and
manage all
these
goobers
she points
oh yeah
if I
if I was
strong enough
I would
carry this
entire place
with me
wherever I
would go
and look at
it like this
this is going
to be a
long-term
investment
so there's
going to be
plenty of
time to
make plenty
of money
negotiate
for anything
better
or are you
good with
where you're
at
I think
we're
are you
greedy
are you
greedy
cab
you do
have
earphones
jack can
help
by contributing
more too
to help
you get
secure this
deal
so
watch us
go through
all this
effort to
secure this
deal
and then
we go
to visit
current
and something
happens
and like
everyone's
dead
and this
is
yes
absolutely
this is like
you know
so like
you know
like
I understand
the concept
behind like
the 70-30
but 60-40
would be very
very
it would be
most helpful
and of course
you know
if things
continue to
go well
and there is
a point where
you know
the adventure
does move
without you
know move
outside of the
realm of setting
everything up
here
I would
love to
continue
to have
you as
business
partners
everything
comes back
here
if anything
exactly
hey
businessman
yes
what's
what splits
going your
way
you want
to determine
that
hey baby
get it
on your
side
I
I'm not
picking up
what you're
putting down
like my brain
is fried
60-40
yeah
when you
had 70-30
before
but you
don't know
what side
the 70
and 30
is
unless you
unless you're
assuming
one way
yeah no I was
assuming that they
take the majority
of the cut
yeah yeah yeah
okay
I don't want to make
sure you understand
I'm like
hold up
let's
let's uh
let's see what
we could do
here
so
so you
want to go
shoot down
try to get
40 instead
of 30
right
yeah
okay
um
with that
roll me
diplomacy
does anybody
else want to
aid or help
absolutely not
yeah while this
is going on
beetles making
like small talk
with the others
in the bar
just like oh
how are you
guys
and stuff like
that
I just
can I
can I
spend a
hero pointer
you sure can
because you
rolled a 12
I did
art
stands up
and goes
I need to
talk to
someone
sorry about
this
it leaves
they shake
your hand
and go
70 30
sounds good
he's like
okay
to leaves
no good
very bad
day
losing so
much money
today
um
they shake
that and
go like
when you
come back
we'll get
everything
all written
up
and organized
and a
good contract
we'll get
we'll get
our best
scribes
on it
leaves
like
I really
look forward
to it
we are
continued
working
together
is this why
you died
oh boy
too many
failed
diplomacy
rules
I
specifically
took a
feat
just to
pick up
diplomacy
I'm not
naturally
skilled in
it
I have
I have
no charisma
should have
should have
picked up
additional
lower mercantile
you're saying
what is
your
your thing
let's see
skill train
diplomacy
ah
there it is
he actually
trained in it
but you have to
understand
if you didn't
make that
first roll
they would just
say
we have
contact
with him
now
we'll figure
this out
don't worry
he needs
the residuals
for finding
the lad
so
you did
pretty well
all regards
you're gonna get
a lot of
money from
this
so
so
Hart and
Bale
you guys
go on to
mingle with
people
what are you
two doing
I want to
talk to
Lorne
I'll get
out of your
way
Hart shoots
finger guns
at the
little bear
that he
once
saw
shoot
a creature
from
from the
fucking sky
with magical
bolts
and he goes
nice to see
that you're
still around
he kind of
takes his
little hand
mittens
and kind of
finger guns
back
but he has
a perpetual
glare
he's just
made that
way
it's fine
Hart walks
up and smiles
towards
Master Lorne
and goes
Master Lorne
I have a
question
of course
Hart
what do you
need help
with
it's a bit
private
could we
walk over
there
and Hart
points
towards
like the
fireplace
sure
Hart
absolutely
thank you
thank you
vulnerable
get over
there
Veedle
picks a cup
off the
counter
and puts
it to
the side
of his
head
everyone
claps
he's trying
to listen
to the
far away
conversation
oh
I think
my bad
oh
okay
okay
um
try to be
yes
roll me
perception
Beedle
the eaves
dropped
I'm trying
to drop
eaves
but he is
really
he's really
fucking
perceptive
he's really
perceptive
heart
to keep
it low
roll me
a stealth
check
oh
to keep
it private
oh I'm
not that
great at
that
I rolled
a nine
Beedle
you're hearing
it pretty
well
I'm listening
yeah
but uh
heart walks
over to
the fireplace
and not
knowing that
Beedle is
hearing this
heart
heart
walks over
with Lorne
smiling
just making
small talk
and when they
actually finally
end up by
the fireplace
he turns
towards Lorne
with a very
serious face
okay
Lorne you
are
you're a
master of
magics
I've seen
it
you are
truly
worthy
of the
title
of wizard
well I've
been around
the magical
proverbial
block
yes
yes
um
I
I know
that it
is
extremely
rude
to ask
of this
um
but may
I
may I
have
some aid
from you
right now
well
what sort
of aid
are you
looking for
well
that's
the
I know
that some
magic users
are insulted
by this
so that
is why I
wanted to
take this
you know
take this
somewhat
seriously
heart pulls
out a letter
and holds
it forward
to Lorne
I know
that magic
users are
capable of
sending
messages
far far
away
where words
cannot travel
where even
they can talk
to the dead
and things like
that depending
on the magic
user and
you are the
strongest magic
user that I
know of
I would ask
Talim if it
was to talk
with someone
dead
but I
would like
you to
send
this message
to my
father if
you may
I have
learned how
to read
and write
thanks to
Beetle
my
my brother
my brother
in arms
and brother
in kinship
and
and I
want to
update my
father
on my
doing
things
Lorne will
nod
um
here we go
wow the
first question
is hot
I don't
know who
your father
is
who is
your father
he lives
in the
southern
parts of
the world
I do not
know where
I am not
a person
who knows
of maps
or positions
so
I
I ask
you
since
perhaps you
could
and he
he
he pokes
at his
the temple
of his
head
figure it
out
by looking
in here
it's like
so
I do not
wish to go
into anyone's
mind
that is not
something
that
I do not
allow myself
to do
but
I do
have a
solution
I just
need
a bit
of your
hair
okay
and he
just
pulls out
the piece
of his
hair
and
he hands
over
what is
essentially
a small
piece
of brick
that just
has some
smoke
trailing
from it
you see
Lauren will
kind of
take it
and kind
of
roll it
together
in a way
and he'll
mumble
or so
and he'll
kind of
make it
sort of
like this
kind of
hardened
object
and he
will look
over
to the
bear
this little
poppet
and he
will go
like
Zoran
this way
you don't
hide the
cup
and like
you see
the bear
just kind
of
turn over
and his
perpetual
glare
he'll
tap over
and he'll
kind of
pat him
and say
this is
my
familiar
Zoran
I think
you two
have met
oh yeah
that guy
can shoot
a thing
from like
30 feet
away
absolutely
and he
will kneel
down
to Zoran
and place
this
in his
little
mitten
hand
and go
and take
your letter
and also
hand it
to him
and go
use that
the fine
heart's
father
if you
don't
mind
and please
deliver
it
if you
please
he's like
oh
and
and he'll
hand
Zoran
basically
a little
book
of stuff
as I guess
he's got
like a
like a
little
journal
or so
and goes
just rip
some of
the papers
out
if you
need
to
use
some
of
those
spells
that
should
help
your journey
along
quite
quickly
you see
the bear
will nod
not say
a single
word
grasp onto
it
look over
to you
heart
and bring
up a
little
hand
for like
a high
five
I
kneel
down
high
five
a little
bit
you notice
when you
do that
bear
that bear
does not
fucking
nudge
he's like
you expect
some way
like
oh
what the
he's a
solid
little
creature
filled
with
sand
it's like
and the
bear
will
march
out
like
the
book
in
tow
everything
else
and he's
out
on an
adventure
does it
help if
my dad
is a
wizard
too
or
my father
my father
by title
my father
got him
he will
figure it
out
he's a
resourceful
little
bastard
no I
want a
miniseries
where it's
just like
the bear
going through
these different
areas
like
mini errands
where he's
like sent to
get some milk
and all this
bullshit
happens
the entire
series is
just him
trying to
find
Hart's
dad
we're
never
seeing him
again
oh yeah
in case
you want
to call
him back
maybe
for
ease of
use
or whatever
my father
is in
Quan
Sheer
he's like
yeah well
we'll figure it
out once we
get there
but I assume
you're done
with Lauren
and you make
small talking
yeah exactly
thank you
thank you
master Lauren
no problem
so with that
is everybody
good
yeah
I think we're
good
excellent
so what
we're going
to do
let's go
take
ourselves
a little
bit of
a break
and we'll
be right
back
because you
guys
I think
the next
thing you
guys want
to do
is to
confirm
you're
heading
over
to
Curdnan's
dinner party
to meet
Curdnan
awesome
so with that
we'll be
right back
we'll be
right back
everybody
finally
Min gets
to meet
a new
boyfriend
oh my
god
I'm so
excited
I'm so
excited
live on
stream
all right
we are
we are
back
everybody
you guys
have now
left the
elements
but before
you all
left
Veena
has come
up and
presented
you all
with cute
little
knitted
scarfs
and she
comes up
to you
all
and it
says
I was
making
things
during my
break times
and I
just wanted
to say
thank you
to all
of you
you know
it's sad
that we
could
it's sad
to learn
that my
friend
has been
captured
and stuff
but
I
I just
want to
let you
all know
that I
appreciate
you doing
everything
you've
been doing
you've
been a
lovely
light
here
inside
the
tavern
and
here
you go
she'll
just hand
over
this little
rat
folk
little
little
waiter
girl
will
will
hand
you
all
these
lovely
scarfs
for you
heart
it's
like a
wristband
it's like
a friendship
bracelet to
you
it's like
it's very
tiny
for everybody
so you
might just
want to
wrap it
somewhere
else
but
he ties
it
onto
the side
of his
belt
it's
just
one
of the
many
knickknacks
on his
belt
it's
great
and
she'll
kind of
go like
bye
and then
leaves
you know
as you
guys
head
off
to
the head
over to
Kernan's
thing
do you
guys
want to
discuss
anything
before going
there
like what
your
plan
is
what
you're
thinking
about
asking
him
like
all that
other
stuff
brug
has
decided
not
to
go
is
that
he
just
asked
if
you
can
ask
on his
behalf
or so
to
kind
of
help
out
his
daughter
but he
needs
to
take
care
of her
right
now
and
settle
a whole
bunch
of
stuff
yeah
and he's
also
kind of
signed up
with the
Elmas
to be
more like
a bouncer
temporarily
in exchange
for housing
so he
has to do
his duties
there
so
that's
why he's
not going
with you
this time
but
he asked
on your
behalf
he has
like a
cure
or something
like that
if possible
yeah
for sure
so
totally
say yes
to that
yeah
what we
can do
is
um
assume
that
assuming
maybe I'm
wrong
you know
um
that you
know
each of us
may
you know
get a
favor
in exchange
for some
service
um
or something
because you
know
that's kind
of what
was implied
um
at least
from
Talim's
standpoint
uh
because
nothing
nothing
is free
in the
world
um
so
Kurt
Nann
wants
something
from us
he's probably
more than
willing to
give us
something
in exchange
and considering
you know
he's the
you know
high conservator
he's probably
a lot of
resources
and power
at his
disposal
we might
be able
to ask
each of
us
a favor
of like
you know
like one
of us
can ask
uh
for something
for Brug
or you know
like
yeah
and then one
of us
can be like
hey
you know
like I'm
cursed
but we're
all actually
cursed
and like
he just
lived the
curse
from all
of us
and you
know
something
like that
that's
that's
my
approach
on it
that's a good
idea
I think
what we
should
when we
get in
there
what we
should
do
is
we
should
establish
what
he
may
potentially
want
from us
before
we
tell
him
anything
that we
want
because
we
don't
we
don't
I feel
like
that gives
him
some
kind
of
advantage
we
don't
really
you know
all we
have to
go off
of our
rumors
and the
rumors
are good
but
you know
rumors
aren't always
true
we could
also ask
him if he
knows any
possible
origin of
this curse
like what
is the
nature of
it
we don't
know
anything
I have
a question
if we
all get
like a
thing that
we get
to ask
for
could we
try to
figure out
what that
is now
that's
four things
we can
ask
well
one of
the things
has to
go to
brug
if we
do get
four
yeah
so that's
three things
for us
yeah
and
uh
considering
that I've
set up
what is
going to
be
hopefully
a long
term
business
venture
to be
quite
profitable
I
have
nothing
I would
really like
to ask
of
so I
could
ask
in
brug
stead
that's
kind
of
I
can't
really
think
of
anything
that I
would
want
to
ask
anything
in
the
world
a
miracle
well
the
first
one
would
go
for
brug
right
the
second
one
would
probably
be
our
curse
right
our
curse
brug
so
there's
two
more
things
yeah
maybe
maybe
he
can
cure
my
bad
back
gray's
back
in
arthritis
her name
is actually
a notable
chiropractor
this entire
time
but by the
way
like
gray's
been
kind
of
like
just
looking
at
the
scarf
and
like
admiring
the
stitch
work
she's
half
paying
attention
beetle
has
taken
his
bow
tie
off
and
he's
just
wearing
the
scarf
around
heart
snaps
his
fingers
and
points
at
thalim
you
said
that
there
will
be
problems
for
us
since
we're
famous
now
well
not
because
you all
are
wanted
yeah
famous
that could
be the
last thing
we ask
for
we could
ask
to
not
be
wanted
anymore
to
have
our
names
cleared
more
like
infamous
famous
famous
yeah
same
thing
yeah
same
thing
he puts
his head
in his hand
he's like
he's doing
his best
he's doing
his best
okay
so
yeah
we've got
it
we've got
our four
things
if he even
gives us
four
we've got
our four
things
let's
try not
to tell
him
the four
things
until
we have
an idea
of what
he might
ask
us
to do
he might
not even
give us
four
things
he might
not even
give us
four
things
and if
he doesn't
i guess
we
prioritize
the curse
but then
secondary
we could
also be
like
hi
there's
this
little
kitten
who's
very
sick
please
help
if we
do
have
four
ones
couldn't
we
just
also
combine
the curse
bit
and helping
grace
back
by
asking
for
good
health
and
good
fortune
we
have
ideas
but we
won't
know
for sure
until we
talk
to him
yeah
you have
you have
a sort
of a plan
you have
your priorities
set
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
here we go
for this
dinner
it looks
like we
all dressed
up
he's dressed
the same
as he always
is
it looks
like we
all dressed
up
three of
them
wearing
the
scarves
differently
Talim's
not
wearing
it
at all
he's
got
three arrows
sticking out
of his
back
you know
he's just
as dead
as ever
yep
are you
meaning
that
Talim
wouldn't
turn the
scarf
into a
ghost
scarf
oh he
did
throw it
over the
arrows
yeah
of course
good
nice
cover up
the arrows
with the
scarf
okay
it's like
I'm wearing
a pinon
on my
own
he's hiding
it
he doesn't
want to be
rude
like somebody
out of
Aladdin's
parade
make way
for Prince
Ali
the scarf
just waving
in the wind
make way
for Prince
Talim
that's all
we can sing
before they
come after
us
so they're
coming after
you all
um
one of
you get
shot
so basically
as you guys
head over
to uh
the mega
pretty much
this sort
of mansion
area
you guys
begin to
head more
into the
queen's
plaster
and you
begin to
enter this
area
which is a
lot more
flowery
basically
flowery
more
more greenery
more
basically
I'm doing
some in
thing music
because I
can't find
anything
in tabletop
audio.com
which is a
fantastic
sight
also
good
there
um
is it
closer
to
the
beanstalk
it is
it is
pretty
close
to
the
beanstalk
the
big
pilaster
that's
kind of
in the
middle
of
queens
but you
all
begin
to head
inside
or head
further
in
and
what
a
person
meets
up
with
you
as
you
start
entering
the
queen's
pilaster
and
you
see
it's
the
individual
wearing
sort
of
like
a
shawl
kind
of
like
cloth
piece
kind
of
trying
to
simulate
hair
in a
way
it's
also
wearing
a
hat
piece
that
is
a
bit
pointed
and
also
is
wearing
a
particular
dress
with
a
waistline
way
too
thin
for
itself
it's
a bit
dangly
on
itself
you
notice
the
arms
are
a bit
more
spindly
on
the
fingers
but
it
looks
elegant
it
looks
clean
the
clothing
that
it
wears
has
a
bit
of
a
long
glove
and
these
mechanical
sort
of
like
metal
arcane
etched
hands
on
one
hand
is
metal
and
another
one
seems
to
be
made
of
wood
this
individual
this
creature
this
at
Mare
that
you've
now
learned
them
to
be
from
the
parade
comes
up
to
you
all
and
goes
oh
there
you
are
I'm
it's
like
this
vessel
is
here
to
lead
you
to
Kudanand
me
oh
hi
oh
wow
that's
nice
nice
of you
thank
you
so
much
thank
you
of
course
please
follow
forward
with
this
vessel
and
this
individual
will
bring
you
over
so
here's
the
thing
about
Amari
that's
very
hard
even
for
me
the
concept
is
this
vessel
yeah
my
vocabulary
default
so
this
thing
this
person
this
guy
understand
what
I'm
meeting
just to
clarify
that
we
got you
we
got you
even
going
with
my
bullshit
it's
fucking
hard
to
keep
up
right
there's
a lot
of shit
to keep
things
on
regardless
uh
you guys
bring the
head over
and bring
you to
this
mansion
of a deal
you see
there's a ton
of greenery
around
it's a bit
shortened up
I didn't
want to do
a huge
spread
just to
see it
for a
second
but um
imagine
you're
going
up
with
rows
of
flowers
and
rows
of
um
just
greenery
fine
hedge
fine
hedges
are
made
and you
notice
a lot
of
dern
soldiers
uh
kind
of
posted
up
throughout
the
mansion
um
you see
your
escort
will
bring
you
over
and
kind
of
motion
to
the
door
and
going
we
have
made
it
um
couldn't
add
has
escorted
a lot
of
guests
outside
already
so
it'll
be
more
like
a
date
i've
never
got
on
one
of
those
before
greek
grabs
beetles
mouth
and
shuts
it
thank
you
it was
muzzled
it's
like
you see
that
bar
you see
that
bar
will
look
kind
of
lean
down
he's
like
you
curtain
and
brought
you
on
a
date
during
the
parade
and
then
he
asked
us
to
come
here
by
the
conservative
if
only
i
was
so
lucky
yeah
all
four
of
us
wow
politely
raises
hand
is
i
believe
it's
like
i
believe
my
companions
have
misconstrued
things
a bit
of
a
cultural
misunderstanding
you
will
have
to
forgive
us
we
have
been
invited
by
the
high
conserve
because
he
has
expressed
interest
in our
abilities
oh
my
on a
date
and
your
abilities
i
not
not
that
kind
of
date
no
he
starts
laughing
his
mouth
is
still
clamped
so
his
cheeks
are
puffing
full
of
air
sporadically
like
he's
trying
to
laugh
you
see
you
see
this
the
at
marie
is
like
crystal
crystallized
head
or so
kind of
flashes
with the
skull
you see
the skull
and a
little bit
of pink
hue
comes up
on the
crystal
face
and
you're
fucking
with
us
you're
fucking
with
us
and
the
hands
are
coming
up
to
the
side
of
the
head
and
go
well
don't
let
me
get
you
inside
so
the
party
can
begin
and
you'll
see
the
it'll
come
through
and
she'll
kind
of
wave
at
some
of
the
soldiers
you'll
see
they'll
nod
fairly
disciplined
but you
see
the
left
one
is
an
orc
and
the
right
one
is
a
gnoll
and the
gnolls
will kind
of nod
to you
gray
but do
nothing
else
gnoll
recognize
gnoll
they just
nod
you
see
that
we'll
open
it up
and
as
you
walk
inside
you
see
you
would
expect
a
party
or so
you
would
expect
something
major
and
fantastical
and
music
playing
but
what
you
notice
are
these
crystal
beings
seemingly
setting
up
really
you
see
you
came
here
very
early
like
you
believe
you
were
very
early
but
you
know
you're
here
on
time
you
know
you
know
you're
in
fact
you
might
have
been
just
tiny
bit
fashion
elated
for
what
current
I
kind
of
asked
you
for
you
know
it's
very
much
at
night
and
you're
like
what
the
hell
but
as
you're
looking
around
it
seems
like
they're
setting
things
up
uh
is
this
where
sorry
I
shouldn't
ask
I
should
just
let
you
take
us
but
we're
not
we're
on
time
right
oh
don't
worry
basically
some
people
at
the
event
love
to
get
up
close
and
personal
to
see
the
spectacle
really
and
normally
the
view
from
here
isn't
much
to
their
liking
even
though
we
provide
comfort
but
they'll
be
here
after
this
sorry
the
spectacle
oh
yes
there's
a huge
event
going
out
so
you
can
view
it
with
our
Lord
Cunanan
oh
okay
wow
all right
yeah
lead on
well
thank
you
ma'am
she'll
she'll
you all
upstairs
i'll move
your tokens
for you
make it
a little
bit
easier
and she'll
bring you
up to
the door
and
and
with a
bit of
a floor
still
wow
you burst
through
you
you faked
through the
wall
Talim
not really
needing it
oh my
I was getting
you adjusted
there
you faked
through the
wall
and
you all
see
Curdanan
Curdanan
looks at you
Talim
a movie
here
just to
keep
you
a little
more
unaccidable
oh my
god
you canotically
bust through
the wall
oh my god
I'm also noticing
there's a bit
of an error
so I will have
to rescind
what was
happening here
because thanks
foundry
for some reason
you ruined
the spectacle
multiple soldiers
come out of
invisibility
all around you
in case you're
about to
fucking do
something
it was a
fantastic
display
thanks foundry
for fucking
up
anyway
they all
come up
and present
themselves
to all of
you
Curdanan
to now set
the scene
a bit more
appropriately
Curdanan
is kind of
standing on
this sort
of balcony
you guys
have gone
into this
mansion
up these
flight of
stairs
to this
sort of
overhang
that looks
over most
of the
mansion
after you've
opened up
the door
you see
Curdanan
has an
array of
food
down
and various
cups
and glasses
filled up
with liquids
and stuff
and drink
and such
and Curdanan
is kind of
looking outside
of this
balcony
you kind of
go into
this stone
porch
that is kind
of flanked
by the mansion
itself
but you can
see outward
there's a bit
of a platform
there as well
that allows
one to kind
of like sit
down at a
table and
kind of see
the spectacle
that's going
on
you're not
quite getting
a good
angle of
what it is
just yet
from where
you are
but after
Talim's
ghostly
entrance and
you guys
opening the
door
you see
Curdanan
will turn
to you all
and say
ah good
I'm so happy
that you were
able to make it
I was fearful
as the crowd
down there
has become
quite excited
for the main
event
I was
you know
how outset
can be
cut purses
and people
taking advantage
of one another
please sit
and he'll
motion to the
table
a big table
or the small
table
the big
table
I have
arranged
some of
our food
so if you're
hungry
you have not
been able to
eat any of
your own
food that you
were selling
I hope this
is a kindness
that you can
appreciate
thank you so
much
sir
thank you for
this kindness
yes
please enjoy
for a moment
and you see
Curdanan will
take a seat
with you all
on the other
side
and he'll just
watch you
do you guys
eat the food
at all
or
uh
beetle
doesn't
tuck in
but he does
admire the
fetal position
chicken plate
it's gonna
take a deep
whiff of this
of the food
give it a nice
uh
once over
with the nose
give me a
perception check
perception
we're rolling
perception
I got a
four for a
total of
four
sorry a
four for a
total of
fourteen
food smells
amazing
food smell
good
it's food
just awesome
you're like
you it's hot
this is the
high class
shit
like this is
really really
good
gray will
very carefully
and politely
start putting
food on her
plate
she wants
to like just
just go
like ravenously
on this food
but she's like
no I'm gonna
behave
this is a very
important thing
she's like
very carefully
you'll notice
curtain and
will lean over
a little bit
kind of mushing
to you gray
and he'll
say it is
okay live a
little and
he'll lean back
she puts a
whole fucking
drumstick in
her face
heart's eyes
spread open
as he
just reaches
a hand
through this
uh like
fruit platter
in front of
him
and he grabs
a whole damn
pineapple in
your mouth
no no no
no
he picks up
uh what looks
like a
brown
and like
very fibrous
thing
very round
uh
he holds
it up
and goes
yo
tell him
they got
coconuts
like from
home
and he
tosses one
over to
tell him
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
no I
gotta
yeah
athletics
check
see if you
actually
catch it
because of
your ghost
ability
yep
yep
can I
can I
it passes
through
to lean his
hands and
loud and
lands loudly
on the
table
what did
you roll
I rolled
a uh
a 14
we love you
podcast
hope you're
having a good
work walk
whatever you're
doing good
drive
so so
with a 14
obviously the
coconut as you
said passes
right through
and to lean
like holds
his hand open
looks at heart
and is just
like really
you see
curtain and
will put a
hand on
uh
above his
uh
gem
and he
laughs
like to
leave
sort of like
the like
the calm
and composed
and well-mannered
merchants
is completely
shattered by
this
he's just
like
bro
gray will
kind of like
make the
motion of
like patting
to lean
on his
shoulder
heart
punctures
a coconut
with his
index finger
and then
just
starts
sipping
from it
looks over
at
to lean
like
what you
don't
like
coconuts
to lean
will calmly
mage hand
the coconut
up and
set it on
the fruit
platter that
is set
it to like
the side
of the fruit
platter that
is near
him
and uh
kind of
like just
just like
fold his
hands
back
um
beetle
twists
and he
holds open
his hands
he holds
open his
hands
at heart
and he's
like
can I
can I
try some
of that
that's
from your
home
oh yeah
this is
from like
my home
area
like
the southern
islands
southern islands
of kwan shir
it's called
a
it's called
a coconut
but it's
not an
actual
it's not
an actual
nut
that's
the fun part
coco of course
yeah
yeah
he takes
he takes
one and he
dunks it
at his
forehead
to break
it in two
and then
and then he
puts it
and then he
puts one
down in front
of beetle
like with
the liquid
still in it
and he
scrapes out
some of
the coconut
fat at the
side
try to drink
it with
some of
this
and he
takes some
lime
squeezes
that in
there
this is
amazing
and he
picks it
up and
he takes
a little
sip
wow
that's
like
anything
I've ever
tasted
before
yeah
this
how much
did you
pay to
get this
in here
and looks
over at
curtain
we were able
to acquire
it from
the various
markets here
we hand
selected the
best
oh my
goodness
this is
incredible
thank you
so so much
what a surprise
I wasn't
expecting
I mean
I was expecting
dinner but
this is
I've never
even seen
a coconut
before
I think
I've seen
a coconut
before
maybe it
was a big
rock
coconut
will kind
of nod
and you'll
you'll see
that
only other
Edmari
folks
this one
seemingly
different
from before
will enter
inside
holding
a
this platter
and has
a clear
picture on
it with
a couple
glasses
and you
see inside
this picture
it's just
kind of
sort of
glowing
like material
like material
or so
like liquid
or so
and she
pours a bit
and places
it in front
of
Kurtinand
and you'll
see
thank you
and he will
pick it up
and he'll bring
it up to
the crystal
that's up to
him
and you'll
see a skull
a human skull
will come forth
as if
it is meeting
the glass
and he
drinks
from it
this kind
of like
glowing
type of
liquid
or so
and
he'll like
take a little
sip
and the skull
just
rescinds back
a little bit
he places it
down
and he looks
at you
and he
saw the
thing with the
coconut go
through you
and he's
like
I
see you
can't
handle
anything
it seems
to
just
go right
through
you
what I
would like
to offer
you is
and he'll
motion
to some
of the
translucent
stuff
is
it's
condensed
but it
is
atma
and I
think
you might
be able
to partake
it's quite
refreshing
did you
say
atma
um
would you
know
what that
word means
is the
soul
yeah
can I
can I
we learned
about atma
in another
session
I have a
note on
it
yeah
I was
gonna say
can I
roll
uh
occultism
to
know
more
about it
absolutely
yeah
pretty much
particularly
in this
state
or so
I rolled
an 18
for a total
of 30
excellent
god dang
so what
you're seeing
is that
I know
occult shit
I mean
obviously
atma
pretty much
or souls
and things
like that
pretty much
in congruence
um
what you're
seeing
what's
happened
here
is that
you know
whatever
to make
this
possible
is that
obviously
these folks
here have
found a
way
to
consume
it
and after
what you're
kind of
seeing
and things
are kind
of linking
up in your
mind
this is how
some of
them eat
uh
eat or
consume
or like
maybe just
keep going
in some way
shape or
form
um
due to
your 30
which is a
really high
roll
uh
not quite a
critical success
but still
really good
you know
that
this is
you know
you know
how like
vampires are
where they
drink blood
this is
something akin
of like
going with
souls
in your
mind
okay
um
and so
you see
this individual
will come
up to you
and offer
you a
glass
or so
but up
to you
you understand
that there
are some
ghosts out
there
some haunted
creatures
that might
just gobble
this up
but that's
why they
kind of like
you know
suck the
souls out
of people
or so
it's a
very raw
form of
extracting
that from
people
and you
understand
how evil
are you
yeah it's like
from the
conservants
or so
understandings
of maintaining
souls or
finding use
out of
uh
the souls
and they
might call
come in
different forms
or ways
or so
or in
some manner
of way
that they
manipulate it
to turn
into use
um
and it's
now being
offered
to you
um
Thaleem
will uh
actually like
raise a
hand
and
it's like
my
thanks
I
conserve
but I
will
politely
decline
I am
sustained
through
other means
that bind me
to this realm
of course
and you'll see
the
servant
will leave
uh
currently I will now
lean forward and go
I am glad you've enjoyed
the food
but of course
I have brought you here
and as
you've shown yourself
to be
uh
those who
wish to conserve
life
as much as possible
it seems
you've done
you are very impressive
I heard from
the papers
of your exploits
further on
or in a
more fantastical
detail
uh
but I have brought you here
as
as you've been noticed
on the pamphlets
that were passed around
that I am to
help you
with things
I would like to learn
what you
or what
owes you
really
uh
well
thank you so much
uh
I
I hope
you don't
mind
but
if it would be okay
to go a little
off that topic
I
sorry
the curiosity
has just been a lot
but what
what is this
event that's going
to be happening
oh
would you like
to see
uh
if
if
it wouldn't be
any trouble
certainly
we can
move over
to the
table
over there
if you're done
eating
and you see
he'll stand up
and he'll walk
over
to a table
uh
that's up there
everybody can move
if you would like
and as you move
over you see
there is a huge
crowd gathered
uh
there is a huge
crowd gathered
and
let me move him
for you all
um
over around
a platform
with a hall
in the middle
and there is
a wooden beam
up with a dangling
noose from it
oh
so chat
there's one thing
i want to
communicate with
you with
um
there's a little
chat interaction
thing that i can
do for you
hey chat
uh
raise of hands
who wants to
be executed
oh my god
if you wish
to be executed
uh
let me know
let me know
oh my god
and for every
every sub
one of the first
ones is
manicus
one of the mods
me
if you
free me
from this
house
do a sub
i will execute
you
i'll call
your name
and execute
you
oh my god
or at 500
bits or so
i'll do that
this isn't
fucked up
at all
holy shit
so here's the
thing with
clear communication
this is what
they wanted
this is what
they wanted
and chat
the chatters
long for the
gallows
yeah they long
for it
it's what they
want
oh my goodness
there's a lot
of you
okay
holy shit
holy shit
i can't wait
for the event
i can't wait
for the event
so many executions
so there's uh
a lot of you
now
there's not one
news
there's x
amount of
news
yeah yeah
there's x
amount of
news
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
is this like
the scenes from
pirates of the
caribbean where
there's just people
just lined up
yes
that guy looks
down he's like
first time
they're just
rowing down
man
so i'll do my
very best to get
them like you
basically you're
hearing a crier
as kirtanand
kind of like
proceeds over it
basically um
like he's looking
over and you're
basically hearing
like aura
arca
like fine for
actually i need
to get something
to
kind of like
yeah
they're
crimes
this is going
to spark the
same joy
as rolling a
conan character
and seeing what
the random
crimes it's
given you
is
this is
exactly the
fucking
same
really
so good
let me see
here
all right so
i'm gonna give
some of y'all
some just
random things
so
horror
arkham
for crimes
of rounds
of illegal
witchcraft
it's you're
either being
beheaded
or you're
being hung
gone and
the next
up is
basically
will rob
87 for
treason to
the assembly
rusk
treason of
having numbers
in your name
anger medic
man for
heresy
rusk
robots for
a four for
cow tipping
rusk
i had an
uncle named
robots for a
four beetle
clasps his
sternum
madicus for
cabbage theft
whoosh
oh that's a
bad one
smile for
joust jumping
whoosh
gruden
for let's
see
surf surfing
whoosh
and gudrin
is standing
there eating
fruit
he has the
fruit platter
with him
oh my god
he's like
gudrin for
moat skinny
dipping
whoosh
clock for
ale watering
whoosh
and then
and
creme killer
for cobalt
teasing
whoosh
beetle looks
fucking offended
flax's lord
parasita for
fake knighthood
whoosh
and then
duke of
mania for
goblet swapping
whoosh
and then
catapult
and for
dragon man
nine and
nine for
catapult
tampering
whoosh
and we have
answer moose
for 500 bits
for gesture
impersonation
whoosh
oh that's not
an impersonation
and deserio
for unlicensed
loot playing
whoosh
then we have
ironclad golf
with castle
squatting
whoosh
and the orc
dare you
for chainmail
fraud
whoosh
no fucking
no fucking
way
and of course
we have
let me see
and little
alien
for tunic
mismatching
whoosh
of course
bullshit
charges
for a lot
of them
there's
a whole bunch
of them
and i'll do
um
they'll do the
orc dare you
i think i did
whatever
orc dare you
magic bean
scamming
for his
twin brother
whoosh
and there
go that
that is it
thank you chat
for participating
so sorry
if i'm
skipping anybody
out or so
but uh
thank you all
for your
contributions
it's just a
it's a lot
of people
yeah a lot
of people
just getting
executed
left and
right
um
curtain
and is
presiding
over it
and if
he could
frown
you kind
of see
that he
would do
so
because
it's
such a
loss
of life
but
it is
interesting
to see
how other
cultures
deal
with those
who are
deemed
to be
no longer
useful
in their
eyes
it is
something
that pains
me
it's
such as
our cups
and did
any of you
bring your
drink over
uh
i don't think
gray even
started drinking
no beetle
didn't even
take a drink
from one of
the drinks
he was
been drinking
a coconut
he'll
he'll bring
out one
of his
wine
glasses
and he'll
tap
um
on the
you're kind
like at the
base
not like
the base
the bottom
but the
part that
holds the
cup and
the stem
or shaft
or whatever
the glass
and he'll
tap on it
and then you
see that there
is a small
little gem
and goes
for those
who we
believe that
everyone is
useful in
some ways
even
tink tink
tink
and day
to day
life
and you
see he'll
bring the
glass over
let it
go and it
will float
there
can i have
some of
that
at
beatle
looks at
heart
in horror
like he
can't even
mask it
he's he's
paled a
little bit
and he
kind of
swats at
heart's knee
and gops
up at him
like what
i want to
try
that's
okay
to lean
uh floats
there his
hands are
you know
folded behind
his back
and uh
he looks
at the
gallows
he looks
back to
uh
kurdnan
and he's
like i
have found
i can't
serve
that the
rule of
outset
is exceedingly
and unfortunately
brutal
and wasteful
it is
very distressing
to see
hopes
dreams
talents
and
lives
wasted
um
but it
is as
you said
different
cultures
tyrant
skilled
are especially
uh
messy
they are
they do
have their
uses though
every
society
has a
different
way of
going
through
it
and
outset
has
been a
long
standing
city
so
one of
the best
i hear
do you
obtain
your
at
uh
uh
uh
uh
um
are they
is your
at
mcgrast
fed
uh
ethically
ethically
source
souls
you said
i have
curiosity
i have
no judgment
at all
or only
curiosity
and beetles
like still
clasping
his sternum
probably
a spot
where he
imagines
like his
own soul
might be
housed
imagining
there's gonna
be a
carton of
liquid souls
it's just
kind of like
it's like
the thumbs up
like a
really happy
soul farmer
just going
like free
range souls
just make
sure
they're happy
before they
die
run around
um
crudan will
ignore
what you
asked him
um
and he
will
he will
he will
address
uh
or continue
what he
was saying
to
talim
saying
um
he's like
as much
as there
are
criticisms
to be
had
on the
city
itself
i find
it to
be
fascinating
it is
a
beautiful
city
full of
life
and wonder
hopes
and dreams
and even
opportunity
of course
you have
come to
me
for
opportunity
and i
would like
to ask
how i
can
eat
you
gray will
finally
speak up
after just
the long
silence of
just watching
execution
after execution
and she'll
just kind of
quietly go
we're cursed
oh
terrible
being
makes tiny
little fists
but maybe
before we talk
about that
is there
something you
would want
from us
in return
for
helping us
let's make
sure
let's try to
get to an
order first
tell me
what you
need
bill
shoots
gray a
look
he's gonna
like
she's gonna
look at the
others like
who has it
who has
the amulet
i don't
know
who has
it
it's not
all of us
at the same
time
all of the
time
everyone roll
me a
perception
check
and tell
me what
you
roll
it's right
there on
the table
i rolled
a total
of 22
i rolled
a total
of 24
i rolled
a total
of 29
i rolled
a total
of 20
gray as
everyone's
trying to
look for
it or so
when you
like like
lift up
like a
piece of
clothing
or look
through your
sleeve
and stuff
you'll
notice a
flash of
the
amulet
and like
you try
to go
to grab
it like
you blink
and it
boom
it's
gone
you try
to look
again
and then
it's like
oh it's
right there
it's gone
it's on
my foot
blink
it's gone
she lets
out a
frustrated
growl
it moves
and it
messes with
our perception
it makes
us see
things
i don't
know how
much longer
i can see
the things
it's shown
me
current
current
animal
will look
at you
uh
gray
and say
try to
find it
and
concentrate
on it
do not
blink
do not
move
just
concentrate
and tell
me where
it is
takes
in a
deep
deep
breath
it's
in
my
hand
she'll
concentrate
he looks
at your
hand
and you
look at
your
hand
but it's
not in
your
hand
it is
now in
talim's
hand
fuck
great just
kind of
motions
like
talim like
bring his
hand out
from behind
his back
and like
show it
to
curtain
man
as he
looks down
and he
goes
well where
is it
you look
down
it's
gone
apparently
it is
it's
running
it doesn't
want to
be lifted
the curse
is running
curtain
animal
uh
well then
say
tell me
the nature
of this
curse
tell me
in some
detail
of what
it is
it's a
red gem
we obtained
it from
the deep
below
the pond's
palaster
one of the
north
western
parts of
the city
was it
on a
crown
it was
on that
thing that
it was
it's
housed in
a metallic
it looks
like an
amulet
it was
originally
grafted in
some
makeshift
crown
yeah
the red
gem
appears
in visions
in
sound
in emotion
it is
manipulative
in nature
it often
it often
has the
ability
to
within
our
minds
take
the
forms
of
those
that
we
hold
dear
or
consider
precious
gray
kind of
sinks
when
he says
that
our
enabled
nod
yes
it is
a very
complicated
sounding
curse
indeed
i'm not
100%
sure if
i can
cure you
if we
cannot
if you
cannot
find
this
amulet
but
i have
a
suspicion
of some
way that
i could
help you
but
i
notice
that
your
friend
here
and
he'll
point
to
him
has
run
into
trouble
i assume
in an
association
with
this
thing
he has
perished
indeed
there was
a time
when i
was
once
already
i had
been
severed
from
immortal
coil
um
as you
can see
and he
will like
hold out
his
hands
and
uh
like
even
if
there's
like
a
glass
on
the
table
he
will
you
know
like
pass
his
hand
through
it
i
have
returned
unfortunately
i have
yet again
visited
that store
but in
this time
i felt
it was
different
i was
here
but not
i
visited
places
that i
had
been
before
but not
truly
i saw
things
that i
have
experienced
in the
past
but
different
and
in the
end
i was
returned
but it
feels as
though i've
been returned
with
conditions
but didn't
lauren
bring you
back
to clarify
on that
this thing
has been
able to
find where
you are
and everything
else
uh
oh sorry
i thought you
made a comment
that was made
my bad
um
yeah she asked
you did lauren
bring you back
kind of question
my bad
yeah i thought
you meant
something else
completely
you're making it
sound like the
crystal might have
played a hand
to bring you
back so beetle
is asking
because he's
confused he's
like didn't
lauren bring
you back
uh
talim will
look at beetle
and look at the
rest of the
party and is
like i do
not think it
was lauren's
efforts
alone that
returned me
to
the mortal
realm
i think
whatever
forces within
this crystal
has also
played a hand
and
left it
smart
as if he's
like rubbing
his chin
or so with
his uh
covered mask
he will
uh
kind of offer
one of his
hands out
and go
he can help
you with your
current condition
if you will
allow me
i would be
most appreciative
of the
assistance
and uh
as you
assume you
come to him
or so he
will ask
um
is like
what is this
what you want
help with
there are
others
we would
like to
help
i
am
persistent
in my
existence
and i
have not
found
the
impact
of this
thing
such
to be
greatly
affecting
in it
he will
yeah
until he
was like
but if
you're
willing
to help
us
in
multiple
ways
i would
be
most
thankful
i
conserve
as if
it will
allow us
to continue
what we
do
he will
nod
uh
he will
say
i will
help you
with your
condition
as for
your
ward
at the
parade
and if
you want
to help
want me
to help
you
with
anything
else
i'll
ask you
to do
a task
for me
a fair
exchange
of services
a merchant
could ask
for no
more
fair
deal
he'll
look to
the rest
of you
all and
say
is your
party
in
agreement
this
isn't
what we
talked
about
gray
will
kind of
look up
and kind
of go
like
initially
just the
curse
is what
we needed
there's
also
a sick
child
that we
know
who
needs
assistance
i am
willing to
do whatever
needs to
be done
my life
is almost
at its
end
i'm fine
with
whatever
to clarify
he said
can i help
you
so i'm
going through
all my
notes
he basically
looks to
all of
you and
says
your
curse
or your
condition
will be
related to
the task
that i
give you
to help
you with
this
so as
you help
me
you're also
helping your
saddles
as for
your
mr
talim's
condition
i can
help
cure it
at least
i can
cure him
as for
removing
your
curse
here
and now
i'm
afraid
i do
not have
the power
to do
that
but i
have
my
suspicions
of what
we're
looking
for
can help
cure
it
grail
look over
at the
party
not a
little
bit
can
lean
will
look
around
everybody
else
for
kind
of a
consensus
as well
yeah
i wasn't
expecting us
to get out
of this
without having
to do
more stuff
i knew
we would
have to
do more
too
but i
would just
like to
know more
details
if that
would be
okay
before i
agree
to
anything
of course
of course
kurt and
anne will
look over
i'll look
over to
the crowd
and you
see that
just more
people are
coming through
but you
also start
noticing three
people are
being lined
up and you
see the crowds
are gathering
even more
as he is
basically
you know
getting ready
to look
at you
but he
looks at
you be
going like
there's such
doubt i'm
not quite
sure you
might even
be able to
survive the
task
it's not
doubt it's
just wanting
to know
what you're
about to
send us
off to
do
i want
to make
it's like
kurt and anne
looks at
you like
we kind
of you'll
see these
just staring
directly at
you and
he goes
like i
understand
but you
see that
i have
been here
looking for
something and
that something
seems to be
related to
your curse
some some
of the symptoms
seem similar
and from
various texts
of the object
that we are
looking for
seems very
similar to
what this
is doing
to you
and i
believe if
i send you
all to
find it
you might
be able to
find a cure
there as
well
whatever object
that we're
looking for
if you hand
it to me
i might be
able to cure
you for
what you
have
okay
great nods
verbally
like before
i send you
on this
task
however
and he
will look
back
over to
pretty much
the execution
you know
platform of
all that's
been going
on
um
he said
he goes
i'm very
curious about
something from
all of you
if you
would indulge
me for
a bit
come to
the balcony
you may
want to
see this
and uh
he'll motion
down to
this huge
crowd
um
and up
on the
platforms
three people
are brought
up
three people
are brought
up
and uh
curtain
will move
so heart
you can
go look
here
because he
can he
towers over
and he's
able to
see
um
on this
platform
three people
come up
uh
you see
one of
the individuals
sorry i
do apologize
for for
video uh
folks don't
have art
of these
fellows
unfortunately
so please
forgive me
uh but i'll
do my best
to describe
them for
you uh
a huge
fellow
basically
think of
an ogre
an ogre
wearing fine
dress and
on they're
wearing bags
over their
heads
um this
ogre's
wearing very
finery of
course his
big belly
and everything's
out chest
hairs there
all that
other stuff
just like
just a big
old guy
searches
comes up
onto the
stage
the second
one is
a finely
dressed uh
like with
black pants
fancy dress
shoes in a
very flowery
puffy white
shirt and
you can notice
a red tail
a red cat's
tail coming
out from
behind um
also with a
bag over their
head and to
the right
is someone
that looks
sort of like
the body
of a frog
you would
identify the
ancestry as
a gripply
like you hear
coming up
uh onto the
platform itself
you're trying to
find a uh
an appropriate
bit of music
for this
and as it
comes up
you see
kurdanan
kind of
leans
forward
and you
hear
um
an announcer
come up
and goes
and it
brings out
a scroll
provisional
chokis
the fourth
to be
executed
for eating
five
citizens
of
El Cet
and for
destroying
a china
shop
and in
pursuit
of our
justice
and you'll
hear the
you see
the bag
just
unfurl
unfurl
and you
see this
ogre
this
adorable
looking man
chokis
didn't eat
nobody
chokis
was just
simply
enjoying
a lovely
ramen meal
down in
the streets
chokis
don't hurt
nobody
chokis
doesn't hurt
the soul
oh no
you see
this big
ogre
man
just
start
sobbing
and crying
the next
one
the next
one's
of
dinky
hot
the thirtieth
um
just seems
edited
you see
this weird
looking
cat person
whoosh
can you see
it's a
it's a
it's a
very cute
little redheaded
cat boy
or so
um
say like
for crimes
of playing
a piano
poorly
at a
nobleman's
profession
and crashing
said
nobleman's
gathering
oh
it's like
and so
for trespassing
you just see
this cat
just smirk
and say
nothing
um
and then
for the
third
person
it's like
it's a
in chat
i will allow you
to name
this frog
what is
the name
of this
frog
criminal
that they
have captured
give me a
name chat
i'll pick
one randomly
from you
all
no
chokers
i fucking
knew it
i knew it
i fucking
knew it
i hate
i hate
i hate
i saw it
fucking
coming
i saw it
fucking
coming
god damn
it
that's a little
spot on
chat
i will
i will name
it lock
we'll name
that
toady
lock
yeah
like
and
and
finally
lock
who
murdered
five
families
and
ate
three
people
oh my god
and you'll
reveal
the hood
and you'll see
this frog
um
basically
just kind of
look at
everything
eyes
of a
killer
no emotion
look over
and you'll hear
i'll do it
again
hold on
Zorin
i have to ask
are the eyes
front-facing
because they're
a predator
yes
that's terrifying
how terrifying
actually
that's fucking
horrific
i'm still
hungry
looks up
from the
gallows
sees the kobolds
standing on
the balcony
right
nice
snack
and you'll
see
fetal crutches
down
his snoot
is kind of
poking out
in the
separated
like bricks
of the
balcony
and he's
just kind of
hiding
with his
eyes
bulbously
the crowd
boos
the frog
just starts
throwing
shit
and of course
all the
all the
executors
and people
presiding
stuff
are trying
to like
calm
everyone
down
and put
everybody
in order
several
tyrant
skilled
people
some
soldiers
try
to
calm
people
down
and
restore
order
Kurt
and
Ann
will
be now
at the
head
or kind
of the
end
of this
table
and he
goes
it is
unfortunate
Steel
that so
much
death
has to
be
made
but I
have to
ask
all of
you
if a
decision
is to
be
made
that you
could
save
one
of
them
but
not
all
of
them
would
you
take
it
if
y'all
turn
to him
he
will
procure
a
letter
it
is a
it
is a
blue
envelope
with
the
seal
of
the
prince
on it
kind
of
sealing
it
off
and
he
says
here
I
have
a
pardon
that
can
be
used
for
one
of
them
but
let's
just
make
it
a bit
of
a
game
shall
we
and
he
will
take
three
cards
and
place
them
on
the
table
and
he'll
look at
you
all
and
say
I
have
put
the
initials
of
each
of
them
on
one
of
these
on
each
of
these
cards
if
you
could
save
a
life
knowing
that
you
could
save
one
that
you
deem
to
be
unworthy
but
still
save
one
would
you
whichever
is
chosen
gets
pardoned
hard
whispers
I mean
one of
them just
ate
five
people
it's
just
five
people
chalene
will
look
down
at
the
cards
and
uh
I'll kill
them
more
I'll eat
a ball
he will
look behind
them
and especially
like with
the frog
continuing
to comment
and it's
like
the justice
of outset
is
often times
brutal
and wasteful
but
often times
justice
must be
carried out
even at
the expense
of others
and he
will
politely
look away
from the
cards
the boy
only
snuck
into a
party
it was
just
a really
important
party
but he
just
snuck
into a
party
and he
looks
like
just
a
guy
and he
sobs
begging
for his
life
the big
ogre
the ogre
sounds like
he wasn't
even doing
what he
is being
charged
with
you know
we don't know
he was being
he set up
the frog
could have
eaten us
oh gosh
uh
uh
hey
cab
question
yeah
how much
is
Talim
like
scratching
his arm
to not
do anything
he's not
he is
absolutely
stone cold
like
it is probably
the most
undead
you have
ever seen
him
he cares
nothing
for the
lives
heart
heart
leans
a little
bit
over
to
Talim
and goes
you want
to make
a bet
uh
oh
can I
hear this
um
and he's
just like
a bet
a bet
the man
behind
conditions
uh
is
literally
just on
the outcome
of those
people
heart
knots
down
eating
like
a
pineapple
i think
that the
test
behind us
is
literally
just
a
a
agreed
test
this
man
behind us
he just
wants us
to
you know
preserve
things
right
preservation
often comes
at the cost
of sacrifice
right
exactly
so
to him
we probably
win
if we
just
let it
go
right
if we
just do
nothing
if it
is
such a
menial
test
then
i truly
have no
interest
in it
my
interests
lie
elsewhere
yeah
yeah
the bet
is that
all of the
cards behind
us have
the name
of that
guy
and
and
talim
point
sees as
heart
points down
towards the
frog
that
this
is a
test
that
if
we
are
to
do
it
that
guy
goes
free
us
to
punish
us
for
doing
some
greedy
thing
my
tummy
hurts
it's not
an unreasonable
assumption
but it
is one
that
i would
prefer
not to
risk
especially
one
so
unrepentant
he's
gonna slap
over here
with his
bare feet
yes
beetle
do
we
have
any
more
information
on these
people
oh
absolutely
which one
would you
like to
learn more
of
as
they might
be soon
sharpening
the axe
the
the
the
the
one
in the
middle
all he
did
was
go into
a party
right
that he
shouldn't
have
gone
into
but
he
looks
like
a
young
man
you
see
he'll
curtain
animal
kind of
reach
a hand
over
and
from
somewhere
onto
the
side
a
server
comes
up
hands
over
some
papers
and
he'll
bring
it
up
and
goes
uh
that
one
of
dink
something
uh
infiltrated
a
gathering
of
a
bunch
of
seems
to
be
wealthy
nobles
one
of
them
was
showing
off
a
uh
air
ship
or
so
plans
for
one
and
um
terribly
played
a
piano
to
make
it
sound
like
a
violin
and
they
were
so
appalled
at
the
end
of
the
story
they
found
out
that
this
person
was
not
someone
to
basically
that
they ordered
from
and took
all
all
all
of
the
money
they
since
captured
him
for
trespassing
terribly
playing
the
instruments
and also
eating
all the
pancakes
in the
storage
so
theft
um
that
seems
excessive
to
kill
someone
over
something
like
that
oh
noblemen
love
for good
vengeance
but
the
other
two
they've
actually
allegedly
harmed
others
what about
the big
sobbing
one over
there
do we
have
time
to
go
over
his
papers
absolutely
and he'll
switch
over
I like
how it's
switched
from like
dark fantasy
adventure
to papers
please
my tummy
hurt
Tonkis
apparently
is a merchant
who helps
the Delvers
guild
um
apparently
as he
he decided
to go
on a rampage
in each
multiple people
by several
reports
from the
tyrants
guild
they have
pursued
this individual
captured
him
interrogated
him
to
to
admission
and
have
now
brought
him
here
for
justice
the tyrants
guild
are the
only ones
who have
provided
evidence
or
witness
they're
they're
the only
witness
reports
it says
here
on the
reports
yes
only
the tyrants
guild
probably
did
no such
thing
they're
probably
well
this is
more
than
blackmail
at this
point
he looks
down
at his
hands
they're
sweaty
he looks
across
to the
gang
if any
of them
do none
of you
care
to leave
we'll
actually
like
look
back
at
beetle
at
the
do
none
of
you
care
and
we'll
look down
at beetle
and be
like
we cannot
save every
innocent
beetle
we try
our best
and at
the end
of the
day
we are
still
despite
our
lifespans
or what
we've
accomplished
just
people
not the
gods
and even
the gods
have
left us
beetle
clenches
his jaw
and he
stares
hard at
him for
a moment
his pupils
straight up
come like
around so
that he's
he's front
facing
looking at
to leave
they're not
wall-eyed
they like
slide around
to look
at him
and uh
he goes
will we
all still
be okay
if i
take a
card
the decision
is yours
but i
have made
mine
beetle
looks at
gray
who's
been
very
quiet
because
her
player
is
having
choice
paralysis
her
tummy
is
really
hurting
right
now
because
like
in her
mind
this feels
very
suspicious
that
chonkas
is getting
uh
basically
put out
here
when
only
the
tyrant's
guild
has said
anything
but also
it wouldn't
be out
of the
norm
for some
weird
shit
like this
to happen
she's
been here
long
enough
for weird
shit
to happen
so she's
just like
sitting
here
going
like i
don't
know
man if
only if
you could
quick save
and load
and balder
skate
or whatever
quick save
quick save
heart turns
around and
looks at
beetle
beetle
according to
me two of
these people
should not
be up
there
i know
one person
has just
eaten
five people
one person
snuck
into
a place
punctuate
your
statement
you see
a ton
allegedly
munching
on someone
now at six
oh my god
he like grabs
up the
executioner
they're getting
a new
executioner
the fact
is
the fact
is
that
one
the one
only person
that should
go away
for this
is the
frog
yeah
yeah
right
why would
the prince
even give
her
and isn't
this your
pardon
isn't it
your pardon
to give
he looks
to you
going
like
it's yours
now
you're
sure
you want
us to
use it
right now
here
he looks
over
to the
distance
and you
hear
and you
hear
just
it's like
and now
the
executions
will soon
begin
and he
looks over
going
and he
motions
his hands
to the
cards
beetle
grabs up
the card
for the
ogre
and the
card
for the
cat
boy
aren't
they
flipped
over
we
can't
see
which
they
have
the
initials
on
them
don't
they
oh do
they
yeah
yeah so
each
so as
he explained
each card
has the
initials of
each of
them
so one
represents
one
represents
one
but they're
all face
down
and you
don't know
which one's
which
oh you
don't know
they're face
down
i'm sorry
if i missed
that detail
that's right
i am an
investigator
are you gonna
check the
cards for
marks
can i check
the cards
for marks
really quick
i can roll
a disadvantage
since i'm
being rushed
well there's
no there's
no disadvantage
there's a
misfortune
pathfinder
but uh
roll me
a perception
check
yeah
if there's
like anywhere
anywhere
any kind
of bleed
i can find
okay
perception
okay
that's a
total
of
i'd
like
to
hero
point
it
okay
god
oh
please
god
total
of
nevermind
apparently
my bit
bars
thing
crashed
i gotta
talk to
snusy
about
that
oh
no
oh
sorry
about
that
chat
um
so i'll
just say
that you
went down
one or
so
i'll just
mentally
keep that
capped
so with
a 31
because
you're trying
so i have
to be really
specific on
this one because
you did not do
this when he
was placing
them down
yeah
so you're not
able to get
an amazing
thing for this
or so
um
from
from the
placement
of the
card
from reading
everything
from doing
the
sherlock holmes
thing of
going
what if
he did
this and
then he
discompopulated
this way
this way
he would put
the murderer
here because
he would think
that i would
take this
one over
here
and from my
photographic
memory
when this
isn't this
way
this card
is slightly
bent
by the
corner
a bird
flew overhead
i will let
you know
so hmm
how can i
give you this
information that's
gonna fuck
everything up
hmm
because it's
like
so i'm trying
to give you
something but
i'm trying to
reach out of
nothing for you
for your role
yeah yeah yeah
um
and so it's
really really hard
and if i give
you a blatant
answer it's kind
of hard
there's
i'm gonna give
you a clue
there's no
like you know
when you press
down on paper
and you flip
it over
like after
you've written
you can see
a faint
oh the indentation
yeah the indent
where the page
is raised
from where
you wrote
it
is there
any of
that
is there
any bleed
through of
ink
anywhere
on any
page
that is
faintly
in the
shape
of like
a c
or any
letter
that is
once more
that's so
much information
is there
an h
does one
card have
an h
on it
i'm gonna
give you
a clue
which might
rack your
brain a bit
way too
much
okay
okay
okay
okay
you see
uh
this is gonna
be good
qc
one of the
cards
is slightly
up
maybe
it's just
due to
the
wrinkle
of like
a table
cloth
or a bit
of the
wood
lifted up
just a bit
and you have
some photographic
memory of
slightly seeing it
because he didn't
put it down
as gracefully
as he should
have
you notice
one of the
cards
you didn't
see the
initials
unfortunately
but
the card
is a
slightly
bit
tipped up
or so
or a little
bit
bent up
and you
notice
that it's
an ace
oh fuck
oh they're
straight up
fucking
playing cards
okay
oh
he's ready
i'm gonna get
that kettle
stop slapping
the kettle
with the
sausage
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
what suit
let's see
hmm
wait what does
that mean
what do you mean
it's like jack
or heart
or like ace
of diamonds
stuff like that
yeah
it's so hard
it's so hard
to give you
all the information
because if i give
you way too much
you just basically
know exactly
who's who
so it's like
hmm
okay so
three cards
one pardon
i don't know
a lot about
playing cards
out of character
so i'm like
i don't
i don't either
there's a thing
they think of
one through ten
and then there's
the jack
king and queen
and then the ace
yeah
um ace is like
to help you
to help you out
here because you're
raw i'll give this
information to you
there's a term
called ace in the
hole
uh-huh
and ace is a
very high valued
card
and so your
mental game
has to come
into it's like
he curtain
and from what
you're investigating
with and everyone
does a perception
check he is
scoping you out
to see if you
will choose to
pursue to
preserve life
or not
to conserve
you know
and from this
no matter what
the stakes
or consequences
are
will you
conserve life
yeah
and like
regardless
what is
what will
you pursue
um
and from the
card or so
you understand
that like
he obviously
knows which
one's which
and the ace
is something
to potentially
trip you up
to be something
that is
the best case
or the worst
case
that is what
your investigator
mind comes
together with
okay
oh
i'm sorry to
assume and take
control of your
character's thoughts
but that's just
to help you
through this
no that helps
me a lot
because i didn't
know that like
the ace was
the best card
so when you
were like it's
an ace i was
like i don't
know what
that fucking
means
that's just
to help you
along so
my bad
yeah thank
you so much
okay
uh
best or worst
uh
curtain and
doesn't
perceive any
of these
as more
or no
wait he
would perceive
the one
that didn't
take any
lives as
most valuable
then
yeah
so even
even no matter
what kind of
weird backward
bullshit like
oh this guy
could have been
could have been
just set up
but we don't
know so at
face value
the cat boy
would be
the one to go
with
well i think
i think chungus
and cat boy
are both innocent
but well yeah
but that's
not the point
yeah that's not
the point
and i don't
feel like
curtnan would
want to
trip us
up
these are
the slowest
three seconds
have a nice
game
and i'll have
them all dead
by the time
they make a decision
they're dead already
this is beetle
literally doing
the anime
protagonist
mindscape
down and he's
just like it's
the sherlock holmes
fight okay he's
gonna take the
the the card
that he
sussed out
to be an ace
he will take
that one
i'm gonna die
he's committing
he's doing it
are you sure
you'll be fine
i hate when you
do that
i hate when you
do that
yes when the
executioner gets
up and he
he starts
beetle
frantically
his pupils
snap back
to being
walleyed
he scrambles
onto the
table
and grabs
the ace
and screams
wait
curtnan will
lean forward
look at the
card
and go
very interesting
choice
and he will
take
he'll take
the card
and he'll
uh
take the
envelope
and he'll
pat
and he'll
basically lift
his hand
up
and you
will notice
this slight
cherub
orb
crystal
looking
thing
will
snatch
it
and then
fly off
fly off
on the
balcony
and zoom
down
to the
platform
as it
zooms
down to
the
platform
you'll
see
one
of the
executioners
getting
ready
with
an axe
just
toom
toom
toom
heading
straight
to the
cat
boy
first
the axe
begins
to lift
up
and
you
see
uh
this
cherub
land
to
one
of
the
people
hand
over
the
letter
you see
the
person
begin
to
read
it
the axe
begins
to lift
higher
and
higher
up
onto
the
hands
all
way
to
the
pinnacle
to be
swung
down
and
you
just
see
the
person
with
the
letter
dash
going
through
the
crowd
but
he
seems
to
be
struggling
a
bit
closer
he
gets
the axe
begins
to
weave
back
a
little
bit
more
and
you
hear
wait
tap
tap
tap
tap
tap
tap
as
you
hear
the
tipping
taps
and
everything
everyone
goes
silent
like
a
pardon
a
pardon
from
the
assembly
hold
and
you
see
they'll
read
through
it
they
will
nod
they'll
close
it
down
and
they
will
walk
to
Chunkus
and
release
Chunkus
and
you'll
see
the
crowd
just
start
booing
boo
boo
and
starts
throwing
things
or so
as
Chunkus
kind
of
looks
at
his
shackles
are
now
removed
and
looks
around
go
am I
free
stop
that
and
it's
like
Chunkus
the
fourth
has
been
pardoned
by
the
assembly
and
by
the
gracious
things
by
the
gracious
vote
and
by
the
grace
of
the
prince
in
the
assembly
they
are
now
free
and
all
charges
are
dropped
and
fully
pardoned
boo
they
start
throwing
more
stuff
they
wanted
a
show
they
wanted
to
see
death
and
mayhem
they
throw
things
at
Chunkus
of course
they escort
him off
or so
easy
to blame
the
ogre
and
as
they
close
everything
continue
the
executions
and you
see the
cat boy
give a
wink
to you
all
the
cat boy
head
drops
and
but the
head
still
holds
a
smirk
and
as
for
the
frog
the
frog
goes
I'll
come
back
I'll
fight
all
of you
I'll
eat
every
single
one
and
the
frog
gets
executed
as
well
and
Curtinan
and
and
Froggy
for
for
beetle
you'll
see that
Curtinan
will flip
over the
other
cards
and
true
to
his
word
they
were
all
of
the
different
initials
the
deck
was
not
stacked
and
he
will
clap
he'll
go
lean
will
look
over
at
heart
and
kind
of
like
tilt
his
head
and
like
raise
an
eyebrow
and
like
huh
beetle
immediately
looks
to
his
party
while
Curtinan
is
clapping
and
he's
like
I
had
to
do
something
I'm
so
sorry
I
can't
I
had
to
do
something
we're
still
all
okay
right
we're
still
all
okay
great
thumbs
up
but she
looks
like
she's
gonna
puke
I
trusted
you
the
entire
time
buddy
you're
the
smartest
person
I
know
okay
Talene
will
actually
go to
put a
hand
on
beetle
like
lean
down
and
put
a
hand
on
beetle
shoulder
it's
like
I
have
many
of
my
own
faults
I
will
not
ask
that
you
bear
their
burden
beetle
you
do
what
you
must
I
didn't
like
that
turn
hand
will
come
up
to
you
beetle
and
he'll
kneel
down
and
try
to
comfort
you
in
some
way
and
go
sir
beetle
it
is
never
easy
we
all
have
to
make
decisions
and
sacrifices
to
do
our
very
best
to
preserve
life
but
here
at
the
conservance
we
do
our
very
best
to
ensure
that
those
can
still
serve
and
those
can
still
help
even
their
families
you
know
the
utensil
that
you
used
to
eat
today
uh
yes
there
are
families
at
marie
families
who live
in the
kingdom
of
durn
who
have
who
unfortunately
have
some
of
the
family
members
begin
to
pass
from
this
world
to
go
great
beyond
we
believe
that
they
can
still
serve
their
country
their
family
their
loved
ones
some
of
us
and
he'll
kind
of
motion
to
some
of
the
servants
are
able
to
hold
on
to
their
souls
and
we're
able
to
help
them
but
there
are
others
and
he'll
procure
on the
utensils
and point
to
the
stone
help
us
in
even
some
of
the
littlest
ways
here
this
was
somebody
who
lived
in
a
village
and
he'll
hand
you
a
fork
and
you'll
fork
and
you'll
tap
on
you'll
tap
on
the
stone
did
not
get
to
experience
life
for
long
maybe
only
years
but
they
live
life
to
the
fullest
until
a
terrible
disease
took
them
did
our
very
best
to
preserve
them
to
conserve
them
but
they
agreed
to
serve
and
so
as
much
as
it's
in
a
small
way
we
treasured
them
and
they
help
so
take
care
of
this
one
to
understand
that
you
have
conserved
life
I'm
sure
it'll
be
a
great
use
to
you
oh
this
is
a
lot
of
responsibility
he closes
his hands
around
the fork
and he
feels like
he's just
been handed
a baby
he feels
like he's
in high
school again
and his
teacher
just gave
him a
sack of
flour
yeah
he gave
him the
sack of
flour
so
full
worse
it's a
egg
so it
could
break
and he's
just
like
holding
it
so
carefully
he's
like
okay
he agreed
to be
a fork
he wanted
to be
a fork
those
very
souls
that go
into
various
of
these
objects
they
are
dormant
it's
not like
a person
is
actively
seeing
you
putting
food
in
your
mouth
oh
thank
goodness
but they
serve
in
various
ways
and he'll
take
the
stone
out
and
take
back
the
fork
and
put
it
in
your
hand
and
so
may
thank
you
may
he
help
serve
you
thank
you
I'll
take
very
good
care
of
him
he'll
nod
he'll
stand
and
look
to
you
Talim
and go
allow
me
to
help
you
and
I'll
help
out
you
said
he
had
someone
who
was
sick
yeah
you'll
add that
to the
agreement
as long
as you
agree
to the
tasks
I wish
for you
to do
is to
find
an object
deep
underneath
the city
of
outset
to
delve
and
find
an
artifact
for
me
similar
qualities
of
one
of
the
condition
that
you
have
told
me
it
seems
we're
already
proficient
at
finding
such
things
so I
believe
you have
the
right
people
for
the
job
he
will
nod
and
he'll
ask
he'll
motion
his
hand
out
for
you
to
grab
onto
his
hand
as
if
you
are
shaking
his
hand
almost
as if
sealing
the
deal
you're
here
like
I'm
ready
and he
grabs
your
hand
I would
like to
be a
whole
montage
but
seriously
you
feel
elated
you feel
elated
you feel
power
surge
into
you
and you
feel
Kurt and
basically
kind of
like
grabbing
on
to
like
something
else
in
his
pocket
or
so
and
beetle
if
you
roll
me
a
perception
check
anybody
else
wants
me
to
see
what
he
is
maybe
holding
yeah
oh my
goodness
two
total of
though
and
so
above
your
perception
that
is
both
excellent
rolls
you
notice
that
he
is
grabbing
on
to
yet
another
crystal
draining
one
to
surge
through
this
power
to
help
Talim
and
Talim
you
are
no
longer
rotten
one
let's
go
you got
a good
nap
you feel
pretty
good
finally
some good
fucking
sleep
it's like
when you drink
water the first
time you do
after waking
up
yeah
yeah
yeah
and so
with that
uh
he will
then come
like
he'll then
kind of sit
over at the
table and
go
this is
what I
am asking
for you
all
recently
there's
been a
local
gang
that
I have
commissioned
to help
acquire
a key
um
they have
since acquired
that key
but
they have
since fallen
out of
contact
with me
I'm
not sure
if you're
familiar
with them
they are
called
the
called
Crocs
gang
here
in the
ponds
over at
the
ponds
palaster
we know
them
very
yeah
we're
familiar
I wish
for you
to
investigate
them
and
acquire
the key
that they
were sent
out to
acquire
and
I wish
for you
to bring
it back
to me
or
to have
this
Crocs
gang
remember
the
agreement
that I
have
established
with them
that I
offer
them
a large
sum
of gold
for this
item
they have
since not
gotten back
to me
in fact
they have
ignored
all messages
and even
detained
some of
them
oh
I request
for you
to investigate
to see
what is
going on
before we
take action
absolutely
once you
have tried
once you've
acquired
the key
or the
cooperation
of the
gang
you are
to delve
deep into
the city
of outset
in search
for the
artifact
I will give
you more
details
once you've
acquired
the key
or the
gang members
cooperation
yes
I'm so
glad
that's
all you
want us
to do
I love
delving
I can't
wait to
return
to the
holes
gray kind
of like
slumps it
on herself
a little
bit
like she's
just like
oh
I love
the tunnels
I love
the tunnels
okay
we'll go
get that
key for
you
or get
Croc's
gang
to bring
you the
key
turn
and have
a look
to the
rest
of you
making
sure
you
all
agree
green
gives
a thumbs
up
for the
very
shaky
thumbs
up
she's
like
still
getting
over
her
tummy
problems
there
heart
go ahead
heart
cleans
his hands
and puts
down
the
empty
fruit
tray
onto
the
table
yeah
um
we might
not be
able to
preserve
as much
life
uh
when we
do this
sorry
about
that
uh
you know
Croc's
gang
all that
we probably
won't go
in there
and preserve
them
why not
we can
attempt to
but they
might not
be so
willing
we're fine
with Croc's
gang
we just
took
drug
from them
what are
you talking
about
they don't
know
that we
hired
Brug out
from under
them
and we
can be
cordial
we're not
gonna go
in and
beat them
up
what's
wrong
with you
what's
wrong
with you
yeah
okay
Cardinal
we might
have to
kill
someone
but I'm
might
that's it
self-defense
yes
we're good
for it
Christ
he
gnaws
and says
that we
are in
agreement
before
we
leave
what was
the fork's
name
dad what's
the fork's
fucking name
I gotta do
this to me
I have the
bullshit names
on the fly
dad what's
the fork's
name
you gotta
answer
you gotta
answer in
his voice
I like
the name
for it
his name
is for it
wow
it's like
destiny
ironic
alright
well we'll
do
um
he'll hand
over a bottle
to you
all
and say
I believe
my
contacts have
gotten the
scoop on
that already
and this
to Brug
thank you
the fact
you already
knew
whoa
if
you
could see
the skull
in his
crystal
smile
he would
have smiled
at you
gray
and
he will
motion to
the door
and go
thank you
for coming
takes it
oh uh
wait
uh
before
also before
we go
last minute
thought
um
it's
it's a bit
of a request
so if you
want to
add on
like oh
can you
pick up
some bread
for me
uh
at the store
or you
know wait
never mind
you that's
not condensed
at Mari
never mind
um
the tyrant
skill doesn't
like this
very much
would you
be able to
put in
a good
word
maybe
i'll
see what
i can
do
they have
been relatively
a thorn in
our side
whenever we
try to do
anything
ever
they always
show up
and then
they attack
us
and then
now they
don't like
us because
we defended
ourselves
unfortunately
i do not
run the
political
system
here
in
outset
but
i will
see what
our
diplomats
can
do
thank
you
it would
be great
if we
could
just
go
do
these
errands
for
you
without
them
shooting
at
us
all
the
time
thank
you
he will
nod
i don't
mind
it
he'll
nod
until
soldiers
will
come
to
escort
you
out
to
lean
will
as he
passes
by
bow
and
uh
be like
thank
you
i
conserve
absolutely
we'll
see you
later
i
conserve
wishes
you
well
stay
safe
stay
healthy
to be
conserved
and i
will
be
here
waiting
for
good
news
and
with
that
that
is
where
we're
going
to
end
it
today
i
can't
believe
he
smiled
at
me
he
smiled
at
you
he
smiled
at
your
character
man
you're
gonna
separate
yourself
from
your
character
i
said
it
in
character
no
yeah
green's
allowed
to be
like
oh
christ
we're
responsible
for
other
lives
now
oh
god
yeah
oh
my
god
my
tumbie
it
completely
makes
sense
for
great
over
that
yeah
big
time
for
that
yeah
more
along
the
lines
of
it
when
kerdnan
looks
at
someone
min
in the
background
goes
yeah
goes
what
you
wait
quiet
okay
you
go
breaking
the
sound
barrier
over
there
we
don't
know
what
you
just
die
yeah
okay
you
you
make
squeak
noise
you
know
something like that
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