Stonks Gone Wrong

On August 18, 2025, Asian stocks showed subdued movements ahead of the Jackson Hole economic symposium. The Chinese yuan is projected to strengthen past 7 per dollar, according to top economists. BHP reported a 26% decline in full-year profit due to pressure on key exports. Nvidia's bullish outlook has gained traction among Wall Street analysts, while Palo Alto Networks’ stock surged following promising earnings forecasts. Oil prices remained steady amidst ongoing trilateral talks regarding the Ukraine war. In contrast, Palantir's stock faced downward pressure, with skepticism from short-sellers regarding its valuation. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.