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Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut
club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this
is this the podcast where we the podcast
the
podcast no other podcast needed we are
the podcast Jesus wept where we talk
about smut yes we are two licensed
therapists mental health therapist if
you can believe it
I don't know why I said
that
shocking and we review um romance novels
of varying levels of trash and general
overall caliber um and we we share those
with each other yeah what an
intro we did
it oh my God maybe our strongest start
yet yeah yeah I feel really good about
it but also I'm not quite sure what
episode number this is I want it's like
we're around episode 70 if this is not
episode 70 we are around 70 so I'm also
assuming if you're just clicking on
episode 70 you're not you might not be
starting here this might not be your
first introduction yeah like you get it
yeah so you're like well of course
they're therapist and you're not like oh
wow and if you are well welcome welcome
we're so glad you're here yep grab a
glass of wine and uh that's what we are
drinking today um not Boda box we
normally are drinking well no you are
drinking B box drinking B box I'm
drinking
Kirkland cuz they didn't have any B of
red what yeah my husband was like I had
our toddler like he he was shpping he's
like Chelsea I had our toddler with me I
grabbed the Rosé I couldn't find any bat
of red so you got Kirkland and he's like
what does it taste like and I was like
it tastes like red wine like whenever
you think red
wine yes that like not like a you're not
going to say like an oky red we're not
adding any words to it we're just going
you want some red wine and this is what
it tastes like yeah so grab a glass sure
join us uh what book are we reviewing
today I didn't I this was this one is
all Hannah
Titan BY Jillian
Graves okay I don't know this one I
you're
gonna vely threatening I didn't mean it
like that until it was out of my mouth
and Titan is like a powerful name it is
a powerful name for a powerful dude so
for the setup this is a um from the like
cover of the book this is a daddy Dom
gargoyle romance so we're slipping into
paranormal and we're um going to be
exploring some Kink okay full
disclosure um I was not sober when I
outlined this so are you sober now not
[Laughter]
especially so who knows who knows what's
going to happen um I'm so glad everyone
is along for this journey on stuff your
Kindle day I feel what's it called EXO
EXO daddy or something
uh it is like a little dump sort but
like I don't mind Kink uh I tend to
enjoy reading books that have Kink
honestly I think you can only read so
many like college romances of kids doing
missionary before you need you can only
get through so many sports romances
where they bang in the locker room
before you're like all right like yes
um none of that's really relevant I'm
just going to stop myself before we get
too I really thought you were going
somewhere else but okay I did too um but
I am
recognizing that I am also not
exceptionally sober right now so
exceptionally sober
for everyone's
sake so
yeah uh for those listening and not
watching Hannah's wearing this like
super cute crop top that has like a
little tie on the front and she just
like tightened the knot like she was
getting down to
business uh in the best way where she's
like okay we're about to get into this
that was the equivalent of a man pulling
up his sleeves before he like you know
okay
so Titan is following a man that he
believes has stolen a very important
magical object um he is a
gargoyle he was created by witches 700
years ago to protect magical artifacts
that's like his purpose in in being um
and and
so the key so he was created he was
created yes um along with several other
gargoyles who all have the same purpose
and Mission okay uh but he's like their
leader so the key to what is called The
Relic room was stolen and so he has been
searching for centuries for this key
it's really important all of these
artifacts are now lost because the Relic
room is like on a different plane like
it's not an actual place it's like a
separate Dimension that the witch is
created right so he sees the guy um who
appears to be on a date um which was
arranged online on a sugar baby website
um like the guy he's following is on a
date that was arranged on a sugar baby
website yes so so the guy is on a date
with a sugar baby and um he is like
watching this girl and he's like oh damn
like okay and he sees her like the guy
is doing something on his phone or
something I don't exactly remember but
he sees her like jot down like a note or
something and he realizes she has the
information that he needs this guy is
like inviting her to a party and like
bragging about his collection of
artifacts cuz he collects historical
stuff and so he's like I'm pretty sure
this girl has what I need um and he's
like like in
a she is like a spy trying to get that
info or just like oh the guy just gave
it to her so conveniently she has okay
it's just the opportunity she took okay
yeah just wanted to make sure this was
not going to be another like double spy
situation feel like we've read a couple
of them she is not a spy she's
definitely not by um but he's very
attracted to her and he's like well
we're going to have to set that aside
because like the key the mission is the
most important thing and so Jewels is
our main chick so it's dual point of
view so Jewels is going on a date as a
sugar baby what's the gargoyle's name
Titan oh that's just his
name yeah I thought it was a a state of
being it's both
it can be both you know
touche um feels a little little on the
nose but a little bit subtlety is not
the point of this book right okay that's
great for me to know with the questions
that I ask that you'll be hey Chelsea
it's not that deep no one no no there's
no subplot here we are just
straightforward okay we're fully sending
so Jules is going on a date as a sugar
baby M um she is a former Child Star and
she really needs the money she is um
currently in a legal battle with her
mother for her trust so her mom like all
the money she earned as a child star
went into a trust and now her mom is
saying that basically Jules is not of
sound mind um and should not have access
to the trust is this book Loosely based
on Britney Spears I don't know but I'm
pretty sure I did throw in a hashtag
free Brittney in my notes somewhere so
we'll get there cuz again I was not
explicitly
sober or especially sober whatever the
[ __ ] we said earlier so I was maybe
explicitly not
sober yeah okay um so she shows up to
this Penthouse um and clearly it's a
really nice place and she's like lowkey
casing the place like
she knows what she needs she needs money
what she is hoping for is like a
long-term um sugar baby
Arrangement um not just a date um but
she also has a history of of um taking
things that don't belong to her when
they strike her fancy so she's like
looking around and she's like Okay so
this dude like for real has money um and
we're into that so but I'm also like
obviously I I don't know what's about to
happen but I'm like if you're into that
that's not the time to steal things no
it wouldn't be so she is she meets Titan
he is massive um and so
she in their conversation she realizes
he just wants information from her he is
not interested in any kind of like sugar
daddy Dynamic with with her and she's
like well [ __ ] like okay so what can I
get out of this um because she really
does need the money so he has already
paid a significant amount for the night
um but she is like all right well if you
want this information it's going to be
like 20 grand or something like she
throws out a number that she thinks is
ridiculous and he's like done no problem
and she's like should have asked for
more like
[ __ ] um but the information is for a
party that the guy that she was on a
date with previously was throwing I
thought that she was at his house no she
has been at Titans she's at Titans now
okay Titan saw her on the date then
hired her for the night and then she saw
that Titan had a lot of money yes and um
yes so they left out the middle part
where like he went online and found her
on the site and like booked it they left
that out of the story but that appears
to be what happened so um he asks to be
her daddy for a night like just for one
night that's it and she's like cool cool
cool I'm going to need more money he's
like done yes not a problem um so he
immediately goes like full Dom turns to
Stone no not yet he takes her to bed um
he eats her out he fingers her he's lots
of like squirt for your daddy kind of
stuff it's a lot it's fully scent within
like 20 minutes of meeting each other
which I can respect
the the game like the the the what's the
word I want I don't know hubris I don't
know like you know good for you
for yeah yeah yeah I can respect that I
don't think I would I would respond well
to that personally um but she's into
it but I mean also and I'm sure like I
know she's into it and she's being paid
to be into it as well which I think
helps your enthusiasm I yeah yeah yeah I
would imagine so um but like
I I don't know if someone said the words
squirt for your daddy to me if I I
wouldn't immediately laugh yeah I feel
like that's one of those that would take
me out of the moment pretty quickly what
did that dude say to you that one time
may I lie with you and you were like I
think the [ __ ] not yeah yeah so if a
respectful request to lie with you gets
declined I don't know how squirt for
your daddy is going to lay well I also
think it's different if this is a
one-time hookup that you've never met
before it hits totally different than if
it's a partner that you have a
relationship and trust with like well
okay I am just going to delve back into
the EXO exod daddy situation bring it
cuz once again totally open to this is
not meant to be king shaming in any way
but I think reading and just the dynamic
of the scene they were in and her uh
portraying an age progression with in
that scene and then being
like oh let me touch your little clitty
and I need
cumies okay yeah see that's why I like
that's why I left it before but then I
was like no I got to go back there
because I'm like reading it I'm like oh
this is not a scene or a scenario or a
situation I have ever been in personally
nor do I think I will will ever find
myself there personally but I'm like but
I
I can say with confidence that if uh my
husband said may I touch your little
clitty
I it probably go about like
that yeah I'm like there are just some
things that I'm like nope suddenly dries
the Sahara
that had the opposite effect well okay
so what I'm thinking of is like you know
there was a time a while ago where like
we got a new toy whatever and we went to
go like use it and play with it
and my husband didn't understand all the
buttons and so things happened that
shouldn't have happened and we were both
just dying laughing and he was like I
really should have tested this
for and like that hits different than if
like a hookup is like trying something
that doesn't work like I'm less likely
to be amused by that was that the link
to the toy that I sent
you that one that when I text you and I
was like I need a [ __ ] user manual on
this text and then I and you're like
what's the toy so I sent it to you and
then your response was I bought it
because I was outlining this book and I
was still
drunk oh my
God but I'm not going to lie that toy
you really do have to read you do there
are several buttons yeah and like some
you have to hold and some you can just
like hit once and you can do the wrong
thing you can you
can my husband calls that the goat yeah
it's intense it's a lot the funniest
part is I like sent the link to my
cousin where I was like this is such an
like roughly the same text I sent you
and she goes oh I just bought that for a
friend's batch party and I'm
like good for your friend if she
hopefully she can read good for her or
maybe everyone else is just walking
around with knowledge about how to you
like there are like three buttons we
raised in too much Purity culture that
we can't figure out how to use this toy
I'm sorry I thought most toys came with
an on off switch not three on and off
switches that have different functions
functions and different patterns can be
used on all three to do different things
it's a lot yeah great toy highly
recommend highly recommend but my poor
husband he was like I really should have
tried this out
first
uh we were using a toy one time that had
like a separate remote that you could
use sure uh but my husband
uh inserted the toy and then goes okay
what
now no you had to hit the power button
first so that's and he goes oh I'll know
for next
time that's so good but that's what I'm
saying like it hits different when it's
your partner and like you can laugh
together and like know each other like
that's totally different yeah it's just
like having that fun journey together
like 20 minutes in someone being like
squirt for
Dad yeah let me touch that little
clitty oh no thank you lil clitty sounds
like a terrible rapper they're probably
from
Florida they're 100% from Central
Florida I can tell you right now they're
from
Okala like sorry anybody from oala I'm
so
sorry oh [ __ ]
okay I was going to go more
like Brandon or like Braden not
brenon no all right we don't need to
decide what where the pur where this
rapper lives we'll decide off podt and
let you guys know although feel free to
send us your votes on where you think
Lil clitty originated from there's no to
me it's either Okala or they're from
Jersey beach like there's no in the
middle I was maybe also getting a
Midwestern
Vibe but like in the Malibu's Most
Wanted kind of way all right anyway they
are like 20 minutes in and living their
best life yes and she comes really
really hard to the point where she
actually starts to cry and she feels
really like vulnerable because it was
like so much of an
experience um the next morning can I ask
a quick question yeah yes does he have
gray skin no so he appears human oh okay
mhm so does she know he's a gargoyle she
just believes he's a human so she
doesn't know anything about the
supernatural oh okay yeah so she doesn't
know they exist she's just living life
look like a gargoyle he's just a big
dude a big hot man yeah okay um so she
is freaking out the next morning they
don't even have sex he just like makes
her come and then they go to sleep and
so she decides she is going to get the
[ __ ] out right now but she sees a ring
on his
finger um and it looks like it's an
antique and it looks like it's probably
pretty valuable so she decides she's
going to take it off his finger oh of
all of the things you could steal in his
bougie ass place yeah it's the ring off
of his person and so she's like I can
probably like Pawn this or sell it for
like a pretty good good amount since
this is not the long-term arrangement I
was expecting like I need something to
like pad my time and so when she takes
it off his finger she goes to leave he
turns into a massive stone gargoyle when
she removes the ring for the record when
I asked if he turned to stone earlier I
was really just making an erection joke
yeah I didn't get that until just
now when you said it he doesn't turn
into stone
yet and I was like really he didn't get
hard well he might have gotten hard but
he still didn't [ __ ] her so you know
touche but
now literal Stone yes now actual stone
so um Supernaturals are real um they
call themselves The
Strange and he is currently trying to
find the key and he is experiencing what
they call the pole so the pull comes up
over and over again but it's this like
because he was created for this purpose
there's this like visceral feeling he
gets in his chest when he is near the
key or when he is not actively looking
for the key and so he you know all of
this is coming out as all of this is
happening she's flipping out she's like
did he drug me or something like what
the [ __ ] so qu did she put the ring back
on him no she's still has it in her hand
so then we're just getting this but she
doesn't know any of this so they're like
having a conversation now like he can
still talk yes I'm confused so he's a
gargoyle who moves I'm thinking not
trom oh so he can still move it's not
like he like turned to stone and is now
like
uh yes I'm thinking like the hunchback
notom kind of gargoyles that come
life okay yes that have wings and can
fly yes the ones that can still I think
when I heard Stone I just assumed he
became sedentary like he like froze or
something yes sorry that I could have
clarified that so I was like how I was
like is it are they reading each other's
minds like I'm like creating a is there
telepathy yes no not that I'm aware of
oh okay so then four other gargoyles
show up um all all in Gargoyle form and
um it's his like team essentially these
are his brothers they're his family um
and So eventually she agrees to help
them because they need to get into the
party this guy is throwing because
they're pretty sure that he does have
the key um and he is some kind of movie
producer or like he knows a movie
producer or something and so the
producer is having a rap
show and they're like okay great thanks
for the information we'll get it and
she's like I'm sorry are you also a
former Child Star do you know how to
move in these circles do you know how to
get in this party do you have an
invitation no you don't so you're going
to be paying me and I will be helping
you thank you she is ever the opportune
oh she's she's in it to win it um so
um throughout this whole thing she's
very intentionally trying to like stay
in character as her like sugar baby
seductress like Persona um because she
doesn't want to feel vulnerable again
with him like she's really trying to
keep it locked down um but then
eventually Titan gets frustrated and he
kicks everybody else out of the
room um and he spanks her for
stealing um and
so she agrees to be his baby until until
the morning after the party so the party
is only in two days so they're like one
night two more days
like um so they keep like pushing out
this agreement um so he just
continuously edges her
until um she agrees to the whole thing
um and then he tells her to get on her
knees um my notes
say smoking the stone pillar I think
that means a
[ __ ] I think that
means it's your own
notes pretty sure just knowing myself
smoking the stone pillar is probably a
[ __ ] and then he [ __ ] her with his
tail more orgasm denial um because she's
still being punished for
stealing um so then he finishes in her
mouth and he's just really enjoying her
um and having thoughts already about
like he wishes that he had more than 48
hours with her mhm and I wanted to be
like but you could like you're the one
who made that
rule like okay like the only one holding
you back is you we're all out here
looking for permission from someone yes
you are an active participant in your
own unhappiness
it's also like you're a gargoyle and
this is going to be the the thing that
like we can't get past exactly well it
seems to be that it's like he's so
focused on his duty and like fulfilling
his mission and making sure that he's
there for his brothers that like he has
created a narrative where he can't be in
a relationship with anybody like so it
can only be temporary he should go to
therapy he should but he won't um um so
he leaves her in the bath he goes to
meet with his brothers um there is a big
fight about jules's involvement um and
they're saying like she's going to be a
distraction to you like you this isn't a
good idea we need you focused on the
mission and he says no one will get in
my way Jules is a means to an end she
doesn't mean anything and um of course
she overheard that she overheard the
whole thing my notes again say Jules
hears natch for
naturally so I was like did you misspell
snatch like I was like the [ __ ] you
trying to write no
naturally I told you it was going to be
a journey totes love the
Abes so anyway she's really upset but
she reminds herself like this is the
arrangement I agreed to I shouldn't mean
any to thing to him like this is all
temporary um she gets a call from her
mother who is harassing her about money
and like talking down to her and saying
like how are you even surviving right
now if you would just sign over your
trust if you would just drop this
lawsuit like we would take care of you
cuz her mom got together with her
manager
and so the two of them are trying to
like really [ __ ] her over not great so
at this point I must have had an
additional glass of wine because I start
referring to Titan as te- money so he
avoids her all day um but tells her to
get dressed for dinner um he flies her
up to the roof and she's like terrified
but it's like a kind of cute moment
where he's protecting her and they have
a really romantic moment and he gets her
to open up about the issues with her mom
um and how she was really exploited as
like a child actor and um her mom
essentially kind of abandoned her after
all of this um orgasms
ensue we love that yeah um yeah and then
now I start referring to Jules as
jar so the next
day are they porn stars is that I don't
know is this book just gargoyle porn
it's just gargoyle porn yeah okay porn
yeah I was I wasn't even going to say
anything I was just going to move
straight on and let you have it but I
love that you went back to ronce
porn por I don't know
why I don't know why I added additional
syllables to
it po anyway
the next day jar offers to help t- money
plan for the party and find the key
she's like I can help you like we can
figure this out together and he's like
absolutely not that is not your place
here your place is to get me into the
party you are not a part of this and
she's like cool cool cool this is a
transactional Arrangement and I'm going
to remove myself from this and I'm
guessing in his head it's because he's
starting to catch feels and like wants
her to be safe or no no he really is
trying to keep her at a distance like he
doesn't at this point have any feelings
towards her outside of I've I've read
too much smut that I'm like this is
clearly what he means right we've this
thousand times no he's like absolutely
not you're not a part of this it's like
that Tik Tok I sent you where like the
girl
was yeah so he like snuck into her
bedroom and stood over her with a knife
and then like oh my gosh and then they
fell in love and got married and she's
like no he got arrested for stalking and
she's like oh yeah yeah that's
definitely what happens there I I don't
read dark
romance I didn't think that was the
start to their love story no of course
not so they get to the party and Titan
is really struggling to
function um because he can feel the the
pole
towards the key so he knows the key is
there um and it's very distracting for
him cuz this is strictly supposed to be
like um a fact finding Mission yes this
is just reconnaissance they're not
actually attempting to get the key great
word um thank you anytime so then um
Jules of course is Flawless through the
whole thing um she is you know moving
and shaking she's mingling whatever and
she gets an invite to another party to
actually see the relics that this guy
has like another party on a separate
date yes okay so um not just like a cool
VIP section of the party like a whole
different day got it so this is not the
guy she went on the sugar baby date with
it's his friend that is hosting the
party okay and so the friend recognizes
her from her child star days and that's
how they get the additional invite um
and she's a little sked out cuz he's
clearly super into her in a weird way um
and so she is like but obviously if I go
see your relics is there going to be a
cage that you put me in sort of right am
I going to be a relic like am I going to
join the collection so
um uh so they are pretty sure that the
key is in the safe upstairs which is
currently off limits
um so she distracts a guard Titan finds
out where the vault is um but she gets
cornered by a former sugar daddy um and
she's in trouble like he is like calling
her names and he's starting to put hands
on her like like grabbing her throat and
stuff and like at like he's like
resuming a role of like an aggressive
Dum with her or like he's okay like so
she never actually went home with him
she only went on a couple of dates with
him and he's pissed that she refused to
go out with him again right okay right
so Titan is not in the room he's
upstairs looking for the vault but he
all of a sudden like can feel Jewel's
panic and he's like oh [ __ ] he's in tune
with her emotions he starts to be um
because breaks through like the pole
Haze um and so he takes off and he's
really panicked um because nothing
should distract him from the pole so
he's not panicked about Joel's safety at
this point he's panicked because like
what the [ __ ] is happening like how did
this happen um and So eventually he gets
the sugar daddy away from
her and then takes her to a
cave what
huh so he like at is the cave at the
party no he like wraps her up and then I
guess he goes into gargoyle form with
his wings and like flies to a cave where
he and his brothers used to hide before
they had their rings to make them appear
human okay uh-huh this is in Los Angeles
so I don't know you know those classic
La caves sure the ones we all know about
yeah the one everyone is aware of oh
that one the big one yes yeah yeah it's
on my list next time I'm in town yeah
haven't had a chance to visit yet and
the cave and in the big cave yeah um
quite frankly it's probably the number
one tourist attraction I know you're
going to have to plan it well so you can
actually see it you know you don't want
to get there
midday inundated um so she is basically
like baiting him like why did you bring
me here what are we doing here um until
he starts to choke her with his
tail and then he eats her out and then a
lot of like demands to like beg Daddy
for your orgasm kind of situation
yeah um of
course I mean what other type of sex
would you have in the big cave with a
gargoyle with the gargy because he's now
in Gargoyle form oh that's important
because then my notes say she begs for
that gargoyle
pen
um and he finally gives in he had been
trying to hold back cuz he was really
afraid he was going to hurt her um but
he finally gives in and um yeah [ __ ]
someone with a stone penis it's
something might hurt them it could um so
she continues to tease him because she
can tell that he is like holding back so
the quote I wrote is you're so desperate
to be daddy's little [ __ ] toy then grab
your
ankles so also how do you tease
Stone verbally
sorry okay all I needed to know thank
you for answering my question you're
welcome so they finally [ __ ] it's
incredible and then um oh I guess it had
just been tail penetration before it's
been all tails and fingers and
tongue okay yeah yeah um so then one of
Titan's Brothers shows up and he is
really pissed that Jules is distracting
Titan from the mission um and they
discover because basically like the back
story that we slowly piece together
through all of this is that a group of
gargoyles betrayed them and that's how
the key was lost and that's how the
Relic room was lost um okay
so and Titan and his brothers have been
under the assumption they are the only
gargoyles left that they killed all of
the ones that had betrayed them but they
find out that one of them is still alive
Maximus and um he is um going also going
after the key so they've been able to
sense that there's another gargoyle
around um and so um there there's lots
of panic about like how did he survive
where he's he been all this time and so
the brother takes juules home like back
to his
apartment so he just like hands a naked
jewels to his brother and is like I'm
going to go to
work have a safe
flight um how does how does Jules feel
about that
so I'm pretty sure that he had like
[ __ ] her into unconsciousness at that
point because she just wakes up alone um
because this is dual point of view like
that's all from Titan so I think that
she had been just like passed out
because then she wakes up all alone to a
message from her mom um who is asking to
meet up she's like I really miss my
daughter like can we please just sit
down and have a
conversation um so her mom says that um
the manager has been taking things too
far that like um she never wanted she
never wanted this like she loves Jews um
and now the manager is trying for a
conservatorship and this is where I said
#f free Brittney um also you were in
Vegas when you outlined this weren't you
yeah I was I was there were a lot of
Britney
Billboards yeah yeah there were a lot of
Britney
Billboards and I love her I just need
her to dance with fewer knives yeah like
no knives would be ideal but at least
fewer would make me feel
better bargaining and safety
planning exactly um so through this
whole thing initially Jules is like kind
of softening to her mom and thinking
maybe like the manager has manipulated
her but then she realizes that her mom
is recording the conversation and she's
trying to get jewels to admit to
engaging in sex work um so that they can
use that as like evidence that she is
not of sound mind to get the
conservatorship um because people
basically she went to this party
industry party most people don't
recognize her anymore but she was
recognized and so then now there's all
these rumors going around about her
being at the party with this guy um and
so now people are starting to talk and
think that she's a sugar baby like she's
kept it she goes by a different name and
like most people don't realize who she
is she couldn't have just been at the
party with someone she was seeing they
all just assumed well I think that the
additional sugar daddy showing up and
making a scene like caused the issue so
Jules eventually just decides to walk
out she's like I'm I'm not doing this
with you um but then Titan shows up and
he's like can I please help you like
listen one of my brothers already has
all the information um he can delete any
recordings they have any evidence they
have CU there's
also like pictures of her with Titan
where he had like thrown her over her
should over his shoulder and like um
pictures of her with various men
apparently they had a pi following her
for quite some time um and so he is like
please just just let my brother do this
for you like we can take care of this um
but she has to remind herself um I think
this is supposed to say temporary but it
says
democracy so this is all
temporary um and she is trying to stay
focused on fixing the problem at hand
okay right so Titan sends Jules on a
shopping spree um and he decides that he
is just going to go ahead fixed the
problem because this is partially his
fault she wouldn't have been at that
party like she wouldn't have been found
out in that way if she hadn't been
helping him and so he takes his brother
um to the mom's house to delete
everything and steal any hard copies and
everything um but then he starts to
realize that he has this
weird pull like sensation towards
Jewels um and towards protecting her and
he finds all the pi pictures that go
back even further than they realized um
like years and years and it fills him
with just an incredible amount of Rage
so the manager comes home cuz he and Mom
are together and so the manager comes
home and Titan refuses to leave like the
brother is like we got to get out of
here he's going to see us whatever um he
refuses to leave um and starts to
threaten him and says like you need to
just drop this this is enough
and the manager calls her a has been
[ __ ] and says she's not worth the effort
and Titan loses his [ __ ] and beats the
ever loving [ __ ] out of this guy um is
he still like actively her manager no J
isn't she's not she's not doing just
like her former manager yes yeah um so
um after they essentially leave him
very near death like he has really
beaten him um he tells his brother that
Jules can never know she had asked him
not to interfere and like he did anyway
because he thought he was helping and so
she can't ever find out about this um
that feels healthy yeah yeah and he's
like real bananas when he gets back to
the penthouse he's like freaking out and
she doesn't understand what's happening
um but
um yeah he finds her in the bath she has
her earbuds in and so he [ __ ] her with
his tail where she can't see him and she
also can't hear him cuz she has her
earbuds
in
um apparently the tail has some
sensation like his dick like it's very
sensitive um and then the my last note
for this chapter says ridged for her
pleasure so I'm guessing that the tail
is also rigged so that's
something is
it I thought it was
ripped is it rided Ruffles are
[Laughter]
riged so for some context my aunt was
moving and I was helping her move and
she had has a large collection of wine
and other kinds of alcohol that she
couldn't get rid of and she didn't want
to move with and so she just kept
pouring me Beverages and I just kept
drinking them it's a safe
space yeah I didn't know you felt that
way about Ruffles but it's the same
space
woo the next
morning oh my God
so I was telling Vance this the last
time I was here but I don't think you
were here when I was sharing this I also
had a very difficult time because my
aunt wanted to watch the Stanley Cup
finals while I was there and big hockey
girly apparently um Vegas was supposed
to be in the finals but they like fell
through at the last minute or whatever
so it was Canada and a team from Florida
and so um the lightning
I don't
know
because she just kept pouring me wine
and then I got so distracted because
I've read a lot of hockey romance in my
time yeah and they kept using words like
penetration and one of cuz the like
whatever and then one of the players was
named Heyman and I I was fully I was
taken out
I was like I'm done I'm done I'm
absolutely done and I don't remember if
I texted you or my sister but I texted
somebody about how nobody was going to
appreciate my commentary on the Stanley
Cup
finals and so I was trying to find a way
to keep it to myself
so was there commentary Beyond they say
penetration a lot and his last name is
Hyman oh my God I just remember that it
I had been texting Matt about it like
Chelsea it was not you or my sister it
was my husband it was my husband because
I remember being like listen I am
watching the Stanley Cup finals and I
not watching for the
sport I do remember that now and I'm not
watching for the I'm watching for the
pelvic thrusting during the warm-up
stretches 100% I was not interested in
the athleticism if I'm honest very
impressive no one is taking that away
from them no
what I care about when I'm watching 100%
so
anyway the next morning um Jules gets a
voicemail from her mom accusing her of
attempted murder she's like I know that
you sent those monsters here for him
like I know that you did this and
so she is absolutely livid that Titan
took this Choice from her after he
promised that he wouldn't interfere um
and so she leaves she's like my 48 hours
are up so I will see you next week when
we have to go to the second party
um and that's it um but then she gets a
message from her attorney saying that
her mom has finally dropped the case and
so her her trust is hers she no longer
has to work as a sugar baby if she
doesn't want to um and so um she like
goes out on her balcony and just like
screams like [ __ ] you like she's just
like relieved but also upset that Titan
did this and it's a lot yeah it's a lot
of mixed emotions in that moment right
you're like he betrayed my trust exactly
yeah uh you're like he also got me what
I've been working for this whole time so
like I'm mad at him but also grateful to
him and I don't know which one is
winning
so um Titan had been watching her um
yeah yeah he was worried that the
manager or mom was going to come back
for payback or whatever I like that I
just said yeah like of course like duh
he was watching her well like now that
he's had this
weird I don't know like now that he
feels drawn to protect her the way he
previously felt drawn to try and find
the key yes he's like well what else
would I be doing other than watching her
mhm yeah but
then he hears her like screaming and
he's like oh she is really really upset
with me I'm going to have my brother
watch
her I also have work to do
so her his his brother watches her for
the remainder of the week to make sure
that she's safe um and they finally go
to the party
um and whenever she touches him he
realizes he doesn't feel the pull
anymore towards the key H and he's like
well this is really odd um Jess feels
the pull towards her yeah but then that
leads him to say like after tonight
we're never going to see each other
again because you are a distraction like
for him the pull is information about
about where the key is and if he's on
the right track and like letting him
know that he's doing what he's supposed
to do and so the idea that she takes it
away is not a good thing um not a
welcome distraction exactly um so Jules
then gets cornered by a weird creepo guy
at the party um and she goes to the host
of the party for help who is the guy who
had recognized her previously and had
invited them back and so um the one who
also had a weird energy with her yeah
like a weird like fan girl energy with
her kind of um but she went to him to
the host for help instead of Titan and
um he takes her the the host takes her
upstairs towards the
Vault so that she can get some space um
and she is just really hurt by Titan's
lack of regard for her feelings like she
knows that he didn't owe her anything
but like he violated her trust by going
after her manager um and you know he's
so dismissive of her at this point and
so she whes up alone near the Vault um
and the Vault happens to be open because
the host was like going to show off some
of his relics to her and so he opened it
and then he got called Away by a guard
and she was like this is my chance and
so she slipped in and she steals the
key um and she just takes off um she's
like no one gets the
key I'm out but then the creeper that
had cornered her follows her from the
party and it turns out that he is
Maximus the gargoyle who had betrayed
all of them yeah and Titan didn't
recognize him because he was in human
form um so they could feel like stren
like energy of supernatural beings but
they didn't know who it was right so um
that is very inconvenient for them he is
very much so so he's also after the key
so he chases her um a fight ensues two
more gargoyles show up and Jules is
desperate not to let him get the key
because she realizes like she [ __ ] up
by taking it um if she had given it to
Titan it would be safe but she was being
spiteful a little bit and so she didn't
do that yeah like what was she going to
do with the key just have
it like but also she know she wasn't
going to be able to keep that his
whole purpose yes his existence is to
find the
key like what you mean this key that she
puts between her boobs is the energy it
describe it as like a a piece of of
stone that's like the size of a cell
phone that has like carvings in
it so it's in her
clutch um it's in her prison purse for
him to find later I hope not yikes he'd
probably be into that he probably would
um but as much as I am into the term
little clitty I am
into that situation for
them your prison purse is your business
Amen to
that um so
Titan
realizes
as Jules is already gone and Maximus is
leaving he then puts it together he then
like recognizes him and so he takes off
and he tells his brothers
like I'll get the key later because he
doesn't realize that Jules has the key
oh he leaves his opportunity to get into
the Vault um and he's like that's true
love it really is he's like I'll find it
another way like we just got to go so
then there's a major fight scene there
are like three gargoyles who
survived oh from previously and so
they're all beating the [ __ ] out of each
other everywhere and um Titan realizes
that Jules is kind of like it for him
like she is the missing piece um and
he's an idiot that none of it matters if
she's not with him right okay and like
then he puts it all together that like
cuz he had been kind of hurt that she
went to someone else for help when she
was feeling threatened and then um at
the party and then he was like oh I only
told her over and over again that this
was temporary and she didn't mean
anything to me so she was just doing
what I told her to do
whoops well isn't this the consequence
of my own actions right he's like oh she
just believed the words that came out of
my mouth like oh [ __ ] so I know we've
I've told this story before but my very
first date with my husband we closed
down a bar and then I invited him back
to my house to like keep drinking and
partying and having fun and hanging out
and I told him I was like hey you are
welcome to come back to my house and I'd
love to keep hanging out with you we
aren't going to have sex and you're
probably going to get blue balls just
wanted to set those expectations if
you're into
that follow me if you're not no harm no
Fabel we can like end the date here and
so he came back to my house with me and
like we talked about he's like yeah of
course I was going to follow you back
and I absolutely did not believe that
he's like I just thought that was what
you said to feel better
before you inevitably hooked up men are
foolish yeah and he's like look at you
actually meaning what you said and I was
like boundaries [ __ ] I said well
this gives me a lot of insight into your
dating history
my yeah he's like you said you weren't
going to have sex with me and then you
didn't have sex with
me yes you are
correct I meant what I said Bud yeah um
but did not mean anything he
said um Titan's like that's just what
you say
right so like this whole time Jules had
been trying to keep the key away from
these other gargoyles and she was like I
don't know if I can hide it it's in my
purse I don't know what to do right and
so um Maximus eventually gets jules's
bag um and takes off and she's pretty
hurt at this point like physically her
physically yeah like they they kind of
beat the crap out of her and so Titan
goes to her and she like grabs on to him
and she's like do not follow him like
please don't follow him and um he's like
I wasn't going to follow him like I'm
here for you um we'll get the key
another day like this it's just not as
important as you um and then his brother
show up and Jules is like wiggling away
from him and he's like what are you like
can you please just let me help you and
she starts crawling under a car and like
holds up the key and she's like I got
it so somehow as like all the brothers
had shown up and like the fight was
going on she took the key out of her bag
and hid it under a car as she was like
running through this parking
lot and so then she but then she kept
the bag with her and was protecting it
as if it had the key in it hoping it
would like trick them it's like her
child acting skills are really paying
off they really were can't underestimate
those child actors she nailed it um so
then um yeah they they win the day so
then uh he takes off um to take her back
home and clean her up and tend to her
wounds and everything and this is where
we finally get like Declarations of
feelings like okay I actually really
care about you I love you all that stuff
um and he tells her that she has earned
eared 20 spankings for stealing the key
but because she's injured he's going to
have to save them for later um don't
tell me with a good time right she's
like oh okay um so then she is not
injured enough for him to not [ __ ] her
against the wall so they bang
um I could have said that
better that sentence got away from me no
my thought was more of like okay so
spanking is the boundary spanking is the
boundary cuz I'm like I feel like having
sex pressed up against a wall is also
not like gentle sex usually no and his
tail is in her
ass
sorry well played Hannah well played on
that one yeah I
mean anyway is he spanking her with the
like I'm confused why that was the
actual limit like why spanking was out
but the rest of it is was out yeah okay
but the rest is fair game um but also
she's down for whatever he's the one
that's concerned about her being in
pain um but apparently not that
concerned um it is so funny just like
the wide range of books like those books
where you're like oh like a thumb in the
in the ass feels so like salacious then
another book where guy like
in her ass and he's like and I'm I want
to [ __ ] suck this then [ __ ] this then
come all over this and she's like do it
[ __ ] do it and then these other books
where they're like ooh that that's too
far wow my no no
hole I hated that I deeply apologized
don't touch my no no hole focus on my
little
clitty you did that you did both of
those
things Chelsea is hiding for those who
are listening and not watching zipped up
my quarter zip over my face oh she's
hiding oh my God that's so good
so um I do have a quote for you from
this interaction in which she says I
want you to fill all my holes Daddy when
he's like messing with her and then he
like I don't know shoves his fingers in
her mouth there's a lot happening
um so then they're in love and
everybody's happy about it so a month
later Jules that's it Jules is all
healed up and she's moved in with Titan
she finally gets those 20 spankings she
is about to so um I was making a joke
but I love that's actually what it took
a month yeah he really wanted to make
sure she was okay I guess so the strange
the Supernatural are all working
together um to find Max
and make sure the relics are protected
because now that they have the key they
can find The Relic room blah blah blah
so this is apparently a
series um everybody's fine at the end of
this one so you know but they don't have
the relics yet so I'm not going to lie I
have no idea what the [ __ ] the relics do
or really what the in it's never
explained they're just magic okay at
some point I was like wow I wasn't
paying attention at some point and
missed when Hannah
explained what this is ultimately
leading to um but I I really feel better
because there are sometimes when I'm
like trying to like process all of the
all you know like when I like Miss that
his [ __ ] name was Titan which is the
name of the book like that feels like an
obvious one to miss I thought you were
going to bring up how you missed that
one of the Weasley twins
[Laughter]
died yeah yeah I
did I was reading so quickly I like I
think I in retrospect like I needed to
know what happened during that fight in
but I was also anxious right right right
and so I feel like I was like speed
reading but in a way that like when
you're that young you weren't processing
yes and so it wasn't until my sister
spoiler alert I was like the [ __ ] you
mean one of the weasly twins died except
I didn't say the [ __ ] you mean because I
grew up in a very conservative Christian
house old you said what he said huh yeah
yeah wait okay so it's now a month later
she's about to get the 20
spankings yeah so she's all healed up
she's moved in with Titan yeah um
everybody's working on finding the
relics in the room Jules winds up
getting 25 spankings um because she
interrupted a meeting and intentionally
made tight and hard and then walked out
of the meeting and so she got an extra
five spankings for making him hard in
front of everyone have a hard time
believing she's only ACR TW an extra
five yeah I feel like she has enough
like brat energy that she should have
accured more over the month um but I am
not the Arbiter of that
decision um so then more you are the
Arbiter of your own
destiny hell
yeah um so there are lots of
Declarations of love and feelings
um my notes say sexy times abound and
that is the
end huh
yeah
huh there's
like enough plot that I have questions
that I would like answers to yes but not
enough for me to feel the story was well
rounded
yes you know what I'm saying mhm I
do so what's our uh judging scale
keys I guess stone statues gargo
gargo we could do gargoyles I feel like
gargoyles feels like what it should be
yeah we can do gargoyles um so for the
record I'm imagining The Hunchback of
Notre um mhm and animated cartoon
gargoyle yes you know mhm that's that's
the ones using for the rating no yeah
and I feel like that's worth noting when
we're talking about this rate like it's
not like there's like 5,000 of them
right it's like oh okay how many is this
going to be out of feels like single
digits um yeah I was going to say I
think five because they are five
brothers oh that's cute yeah um so I
think
uh two
because okay so there's a specific
reason it might have been a little bit
more maybe but the issue that I have
that really continues to bug me to this
very day is that Jules is human and
Titan is
Immortal and they never address like is
she going to have some kind of expanded
lifespan is this just like until she
gets old and he's over it like that's
never added author is setting themselves
up to write a whole followup series
which is where all of the original
Partners have died oh damn and now it's
so dark it sounded darker than I meant
it now the jwes is dead yeah and but
like now they they they're in the new
series they're going to discover some
sort of advanced magic that they didn't
know about before that will allow the
immortality so part of the plot will be
overcoming that trauma of losing the
person that they thought was their
partner yeah I mean I hope that's true
um if not Jillian if you're listening
this is for you it's a free idea pick it
up run with it or just keep all of the
current partners and let us know how
it's going to happen that feels a bit
easier you don't have to kill everyone
and write a new series we'd love to just
know maybe it's that they finally get
into The Relic room and like there's
something in there that saves them
you'll just have to read the rest of the
series I won't probably I mean I might
so the rest weren't out yet um I didn't
realize that this was meant to be like
an actual series and so the rest weren't
out um but yeah I feel like two two and
a half cuz there were like some plot
holes you know yes um so while like the
sex scenes were interesting and like the
premise was fun it was like it didn't
give me
enough to fill in all those questions
yeah you're
there are only so many holes you can
fill while not filling the plot
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