1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,960 well hello All You Beautiful 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:10,599 [Music] 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:15,440 People you know what time it 4 00:00:10,599 --> 00:00:17,199 is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,560 everyone in 6 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:24,000 between gather around get you something 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:28,840 real nice to sip on and comfy to slip 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,730 on cuz it's time for smut Club here's 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:34,939 your hosts Chelsea and 10 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:34,939 [Applause] 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:41,120 Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:44,600 club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,559 is this the podcast where we the podcast 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:49,000 the 15 00:00:45,559 --> 00:00:52,039 podcast no other podcast needed we are 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,160 the podcast Jesus wept where we talk 17 00:00:52,039 --> 00:00:58,160 about smut yes we are two licensed 18 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,680 therapists mental health therapist if 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:03,839 you can believe it 20 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:06,040 I don't know why I said 21 00:01:03,839 --> 00:01:10,159 that 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:13,400 shocking and we review um romance novels 23 00:01:10,159 --> 00:01:17,000 of varying levels of trash and general 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:20,079 overall caliber um and we we share those 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:23,520 with each other yeah what an 26 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:23,520 intro we did 27 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:32,439 it oh my God maybe our strongest start 28 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:35,439 yet yeah yeah I feel really good about 29 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:37,640 it but also I'm not quite sure what 30 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:39,960 episode number this is I want it's like 31 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:44,320 we're around episode 70 if this is not 32 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:46,520 episode 70 we are around 70 so I'm also 33 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:49,159 assuming if you're just clicking on 34 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,680 episode 70 you're not you might not be 35 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:53,000 starting here this might not be your 36 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,280 first introduction yeah like you get it 37 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,479 yeah so you're like well of course 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:02:01,320 they're therapist and you're not like oh 39 00:01:57,479 --> 00:02:04,039 wow and if you are well welcome welcome 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:07,119 we're so glad you're here yep grab a 41 00:02:04,039 --> 00:02:10,560 glass of wine and uh that's what we are 42 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:12,000 drinking today um not Boda box we 43 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,800 normally are drinking well no you are 44 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,239 drinking B box drinking B box I'm 45 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,239 drinking 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:22,480 Kirkland cuz they didn't have any B of 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:25,040 red what yeah my husband was like I had 48 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:27,000 our toddler like he he was shpping he's 49 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:29,480 like Chelsea I had our toddler with me I 50 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,360 grabbed the Rosé I couldn't find any bat 51 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:33,680 of red so you got Kirkland and he's like 52 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,200 what does it taste like and I was like 53 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:40,159 it tastes like red wine like whenever 54 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:44,159 you think red 55 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:45,920 wine yes that like not like a you're not 56 00:02:44,159 --> 00:02:48,159 going to say like an oky red we're not 57 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:52,360 adding any words to it we're just going 58 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:56,080 you want some red wine and this is what 59 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:58,879 it tastes like yeah so grab a glass sure 60 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:00,959 join us uh what book are we reviewing 61 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:02,920 today I didn't I this was this one is 62 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:06,879 all Hannah 63 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,879 Titan BY Jillian 64 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:13,599 Graves okay I don't know this one I 65 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,599 you're 66 00:03:14,799 --> 00:03:19,599 gonna vely threatening I didn't mean it 67 00:03:17,799 --> 00:03:21,720 like that until it was out of my mouth 68 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:25,680 and Titan is like a powerful name it is 69 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:31,360 a powerful name for a powerful dude so 70 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:34,400 for the setup this is a um from the like 71 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:38,799 cover of the book this is a daddy Dom 72 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:41,920 gargoyle romance so we're slipping into 73 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:45,840 paranormal and we're um going to be 74 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:50,640 exploring some Kink okay full 75 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:55,660 disclosure um I was not sober when I 76 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:58,439 outlined this so are you sober now not 77 00:03:55,660 --> 00:04:01,799 [Laughter] 78 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:04,599 especially so who knows who knows what's 79 00:04:01,799 --> 00:04:07,319 going to happen um I'm so glad everyone 80 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:09,959 is along for this journey on stuff your 81 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:14,000 Kindle day I feel what's it called EXO 82 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:20,720 EXO daddy or something 83 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:25,320 uh it is like a little dump sort but 84 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:27,240 like I don't mind Kink uh I tend to 85 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,400 enjoy reading books that have Kink 86 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,120 honestly I think you can only read so 87 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:34,720 many like college romances of kids doing 88 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:36,360 missionary before you need you can only 89 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,880 get through so many sports romances 90 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:41,800 where they bang in the locker room 91 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:44,199 before you're like all right like yes 92 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,400 um none of that's really relevant I'm 93 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:47,840 just going to stop myself before we get 94 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:51,600 too I really thought you were going 95 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:52,919 somewhere else but okay I did too um but 96 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,080 I am 97 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:58,120 recognizing that I am also not 98 00:04:55,080 --> 00:05:00,600 exceptionally sober right now so 99 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,600 exceptionally sober 100 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,440 for everyone's 101 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,440 sake so 102 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:15,800 yeah uh for those listening and not 103 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,720 watching Hannah's wearing this like 104 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:20,639 super cute crop top that has like a 105 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:23,039 little tie on the front and she just 106 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:24,479 like tightened the knot like she was 107 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:27,479 getting down to 108 00:05:24,479 --> 00:05:29,759 business uh in the best way where she's 109 00:05:27,479 --> 00:05:31,720 like okay we're about to get into this 110 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:34,840 that was the equivalent of a man pulling 111 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:36,680 up his sleeves before he like you know 112 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:41,400 okay 113 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:44,199 so Titan is following a man that he 114 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:48,000 believes has stolen a very important 115 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:51,560 magical object um he is a 116 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:55,199 gargoyle he was created by witches 700 117 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:59,479 years ago to protect magical artifacts 118 00:05:55,199 --> 00:06:00,919 that's like his purpose in in being um 119 00:05:59,479 --> 00:06:03,960 and and 120 00:06:00,919 --> 00:06:07,680 so the key so he was created he was 121 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:10,520 created yes um along with several other 122 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:13,520 gargoyles who all have the same purpose 123 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:17,639 and Mission okay uh but he's like their 124 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:22,240 leader so the key to what is called The 125 00:06:17,639 --> 00:06:26,319 Relic room was stolen and so he has been 126 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:28,120 searching for centuries for this key 127 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:30,319 it's really important all of these 128 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:33,680 artifacts are now lost because the Relic 129 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:35,919 room is like on a different plane like 130 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,560 it's not an actual place it's like a 131 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:43,240 separate Dimension that the witch is 132 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:46,639 created right so he sees the guy um who 133 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:51,520 appears to be on a date um which was 134 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:53,960 arranged online on a sugar baby website 135 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,759 um like the guy he's following is on a 136 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,240 date that was arranged on a sugar baby 137 00:06:55,759 --> 00:07:01,720 website yes so so the guy is on a date 138 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:05,000 with a sugar baby and um he is like 139 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:09,919 watching this girl and he's like oh damn 140 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:11,599 like okay and he sees her like the guy 141 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:13,560 is doing something on his phone or 142 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:16,440 something I don't exactly remember but 143 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,280 he sees her like jot down like a note or 144 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:21,879 something and he realizes she has the 145 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:24,639 information that he needs this guy is 146 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:27,840 like inviting her to a party and like 147 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:30,720 bragging about his collection of 148 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:33,840 artifacts cuz he collects historical 149 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:37,479 stuff and so he's like I'm pretty sure 150 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:39,840 this girl has what I need um and he's 151 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:43,560 like like in 152 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:46,319 a she is like a spy trying to get that 153 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:48,960 info or just like oh the guy just gave 154 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:51,120 it to her so conveniently she has okay 155 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,520 it's just the opportunity she took okay 156 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,520 yeah just wanted to make sure this was 157 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:56,440 not going to be another like double spy 158 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,879 situation feel like we've read a couple 159 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:01,919 of them she is not a spy she's 160 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:03,800 definitely not by um but he's very 161 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:05,199 attracted to her and he's like well 162 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,919 we're going to have to set that aside 163 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:11,599 because like the key the mission is the 164 00:08:07,919 --> 00:08:14,759 most important thing and so Jewels is 165 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:17,280 our main chick so it's dual point of 166 00:08:14,759 --> 00:08:19,639 view so Jewels is going on a date as a 167 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:23,120 sugar baby what's the gargoyle's name 168 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:27,919 Titan oh that's just his 169 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:30,680 name yeah I thought it was a a state of 170 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:33,240 being it's both 171 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:36,800 it can be both you know 172 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:39,519 touche um feels a little little on the 173 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:43,719 nose but a little bit subtlety is not 174 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:45,600 the point of this book right okay that's 175 00:08:43,719 --> 00:08:47,800 great for me to know with the questions 176 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:50,360 that I ask that you'll be hey Chelsea 177 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:53,200 it's not that deep no one no no there's 178 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:56,240 no subplot here we are just 179 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:59,000 straightforward okay we're fully sending 180 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:03,000 so Jules is going on a date as a sugar 181 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:07,120 baby M um she is a former Child Star and 182 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:09,240 she really needs the money she is um 183 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:13,120 currently in a legal battle with her 184 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:15,160 mother for her trust so her mom like all 185 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,600 the money she earned as a child star 186 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:20,200 went into a trust and now her mom is 187 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:23,120 saying that basically Jules is not of 188 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:26,240 sound mind um and should not have access 189 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:28,920 to the trust is this book Loosely based 190 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,959 on Britney Spears I don't know but I'm 191 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,800 pretty sure I did throw in a hashtag 192 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:36,800 free Brittney in my notes somewhere so 193 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:38,079 we'll get there cuz again I was not 194 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,839 explicitly 195 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:44,160 sober or especially sober whatever the 196 00:09:40,839 --> 00:09:46,560 [ __ ] we said earlier so I was maybe 197 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:50,320 explicitly not 198 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:52,680 sober yeah okay um so she shows up to 199 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:55,640 this Penthouse um and clearly it's a 200 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:59,480 really nice place and she's like lowkey 201 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:02,519 casing the place like 202 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:05,000 she knows what she needs she needs money 203 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:07,600 what she is hoping for is like a 204 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,480 long-term um sugar baby 205 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:16,360 Arrangement um not just a date um but 206 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:18,480 she also has a history of of um taking 207 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,920 things that don't belong to her when 208 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,440 they strike her fancy so she's like 209 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,040 looking around and she's like Okay so 210 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:29,399 this dude like for real has money um and 211 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:30,880 we're into that so but I'm also like 212 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:33,360 obviously I I don't know what's about to 213 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:37,120 happen but I'm like if you're into that 214 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:42,959 that's not the time to steal things no 215 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:48,760 it wouldn't be so she is she meets Titan 216 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:52,160 he is massive um and so 217 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:54,959 she in their conversation she realizes 218 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:58,200 he just wants information from her he is 219 00:10:54,959 --> 00:11:00,040 not interested in any kind of like sugar 220 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:03,600 daddy Dynamic with with her and she's 221 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:06,399 like well [ __ ] like okay so what can I 222 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:09,600 get out of this um because she really 223 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:12,040 does need the money so he has already 224 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:14,160 paid a significant amount for the night 225 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,880 um but she is like all right well if you 226 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,839 want this information it's going to be 227 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,519 like 20 grand or something like she 228 00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:22,000 throws out a number that she thinks is 229 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:24,160 ridiculous and he's like done no problem 230 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,399 and she's like should have asked for 231 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:30,120 more like 232 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:32,880 [ __ ] um but the information is for a 233 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:36,200 party that the guy that she was on a 234 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:39,480 date with previously was throwing I 235 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:42,880 thought that she was at his house no she 236 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:45,440 has been at Titans she's at Titans now 237 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:49,079 okay Titan saw her on the date then 238 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:52,560 hired her for the night and then she saw 239 00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:54,639 that Titan had a lot of money yes and um 240 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,959 yes so they left out the middle part 241 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:58,880 where like he went online and found her 242 00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:00,480 on the site and like booked it they left 243 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:05,440 that out of the story but that appears 244 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:09,000 to be what happened so um he asks to be 245 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:12,040 her daddy for a night like just for one 246 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,560 night that's it and she's like cool cool 247 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:20,360 cool I'm going to need more money he's 248 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:23,880 like done yes not a problem um so he 249 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:29,480 immediately goes like full Dom turns to 250 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:32,639 Stone no not yet he takes her to bed um 251 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:34,959 he eats her out he fingers her he's lots 252 00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:38,160 of like squirt for your daddy kind of 253 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:40,399 stuff it's a lot it's fully scent within 254 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:43,839 like 20 minutes of meeting each other 255 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:48,079 which I can respect 256 00:12:43,839 --> 00:12:51,800 the the game like the the the what's the 257 00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:56,480 word I want I don't know hubris I don't 258 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:59,839 know like you know good for you 259 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:01,600 for yeah yeah yeah I can respect that I 260 00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:05,760 don't think I would I would respond well 261 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:09,240 to that personally um but she's into 262 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:12,639 it but I mean also and I'm sure like I 263 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:14,800 know she's into it and she's being paid 264 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:17,959 to be into it as well which I think 265 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:23,000 helps your enthusiasm I yeah yeah yeah I 266 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:23,000 would imagine so um but like 267 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:29,720 I I don't know if someone said the words 268 00:13:27,079 --> 00:13:32,800 squirt for your daddy to me if I I 269 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:34,079 wouldn't immediately laugh yeah I feel 270 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,079 like that's one of those that would take 271 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:38,240 me out of the moment pretty quickly what 272 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:41,079 did that dude say to you that one time 273 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:46,240 may I lie with you and you were like I 274 00:13:41,079 --> 00:13:49,680 think the [ __ ] not yeah yeah so if a 275 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:52,120 respectful request to lie with you gets 276 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:56,199 declined I don't know how squirt for 277 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:57,680 your daddy is going to lay well I also 278 00:13:56,199 --> 00:14:00,800 think it's different if this is a 279 00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:03,560 one-time hookup that you've never met 280 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,120 before it hits totally different than if 281 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,199 it's a partner that you have a 282 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,120 relationship and trust with like well 283 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:13,519 okay I am just going to delve back into 284 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:16,279 the EXO exod daddy situation bring it 285 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:18,839 cuz once again totally open to this is 286 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:21,759 not meant to be king shaming in any way 287 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:26,800 but I think reading and just the dynamic 288 00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:29,440 of the scene they were in and her uh 289 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:31,440 portraying an age progression with in 290 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:35,240 that scene and then being 291 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:38,519 like oh let me touch your little clitty 292 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,519 and I need 293 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,720 cumies okay yeah see that's why I like 294 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:46,240 that's why I left it before but then I 295 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,880 was like no I got to go back there 296 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:51,480 because I'm like reading it I'm like oh 297 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:54,079 this is not a scene or a scenario or a 298 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:56,120 situation I have ever been in personally 299 00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:58,759 nor do I think I will will ever find 300 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,240 myself there personally but I'm like but 301 00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:03,399 I 302 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:06,079 I can say with confidence that if uh my 303 00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:09,079 husband said may I touch your little 304 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,079 clitty 305 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:22,160 I it probably go about like 306 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:27,880 that yeah I'm like there are just some 307 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:29,920 things that I'm like nope suddenly dries 308 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,600 the Sahara 309 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:36,000 that had the opposite effect well okay 310 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:38,440 so what I'm thinking of is like you know 311 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,240 there was a time a while ago where like 312 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:45,279 we got a new toy whatever and we went to 313 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:48,040 go like use it and play with it 314 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:50,680 and my husband didn't understand all the 315 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:52,560 buttons and so things happened that 316 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:57,040 shouldn't have happened and we were both 317 00:15:52,560 --> 00:16:00,040 just dying laughing and he was like I 318 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:03,040 really should have tested this 319 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:06,240 for and like that hits different than if 320 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:08,959 like a hookup is like trying something 321 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,759 that doesn't work like I'm less likely 322 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:13,880 to be amused by that was that the link 323 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:13,880 to the toy that I sent 324 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:19,839 you that one that when I text you and I 325 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:22,680 was like I need a [ __ ] user manual on 326 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:25,839 this text and then I and you're like 327 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:28,560 what's the toy so I sent it to you and 328 00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:31,000 then your response was I bought it 329 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:33,519 because I was outlining this book and I 330 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,519 was still 331 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:41,319 drunk oh my 332 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:43,720 God but I'm not going to lie that toy 333 00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:46,560 you really do have to read you do there 334 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:49,040 are several buttons yeah and like some 335 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:52,519 you have to hold and some you can just 336 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:55,040 like hit once and you can do the wrong 337 00:16:52,519 --> 00:17:00,000 thing you can you 338 00:16:55,040 --> 00:17:01,959 can my husband calls that the goat yeah 339 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,319 it's intense it's a lot the funniest 340 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:05,000 part is I like sent the link to my 341 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:06,880 cousin where I was like this is such an 342 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,360 like roughly the same text I sent you 343 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,880 and she goes oh I just bought that for a 344 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:14,480 friend's batch party and I'm 345 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:16,480 like good for your friend if she 346 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,039 hopefully she can read good for her or 347 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,919 maybe everyone else is just walking 348 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,480 around with knowledge about how to you 349 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:23,480 like there are like three buttons we 350 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:26,039 raised in too much Purity culture that 351 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,400 we can't figure out how to use this toy 352 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:31,120 I'm sorry I thought most toys came with 353 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,760 an on off switch not three on and off 354 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:36,280 switches that have different functions 355 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,559 functions and different patterns can be 356 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,200 used on all three to do different things 357 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:43,720 it's a lot yeah great toy highly 358 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,880 recommend highly recommend but my poor 359 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,039 husband he was like I really should have 360 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,600 tried this out 361 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:53,880 first 362 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:56,039 uh we were using a toy one time that had 363 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:59,640 like a separate remote that you could 364 00:17:56,039 --> 00:18:03,720 use sure uh but my husband 365 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:05,640 uh inserted the toy and then goes okay 366 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:09,159 what 367 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:13,480 now no you had to hit the power button 368 00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:15,320 first so that's and he goes oh I'll know 369 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:18,679 for next 370 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:20,280 time that's so good but that's what I'm 371 00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:22,880 saying like it hits different when it's 372 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,600 your partner and like you can laugh 373 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,400 together and like know each other like 374 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,360 that's totally different yeah it's just 375 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,480 like having that fun journey together 376 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:33,240 like 20 minutes in someone being like 377 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:36,520 squirt for 378 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:39,880 Dad yeah let me touch that little 379 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:43,039 clitty oh no thank you lil clitty sounds 380 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,720 like a terrible rapper they're probably 381 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:47,360 from 382 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:49,080 Florida they're 100% from Central 383 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,960 Florida I can tell you right now they're 384 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:54,799 from 385 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:57,280 Okala like sorry anybody from oala I'm 386 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,280 so 387 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,720 sorry oh [ __ ] 388 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:09,200 okay I was going to go more 389 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:11,720 like Brandon or like Braden not 390 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:15,039 brenon no all right we don't need to 391 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:17,080 decide what where the pur where this 392 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:19,840 rapper lives we'll decide off podt and 393 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:22,760 let you guys know although feel free to 394 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,640 send us your votes on where you think 395 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:27,520 Lil clitty originated from there's no to 396 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,200 me it's either Okala or they're from 397 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,760 Jersey beach like there's no in the 398 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,960 middle I was maybe also getting a 399 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:37,039 Midwestern 400 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:40,120 Vibe but like in the Malibu's Most 401 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:42,240 Wanted kind of way all right anyway they 402 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:45,559 are like 20 minutes in and living their 403 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:47,280 best life yes and she comes really 404 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,200 really hard to the point where she 405 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,120 actually starts to cry and she feels 406 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,440 really like vulnerable because it was 407 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:57,559 like so much of an 408 00:19:53,440 --> 00:20:00,559 experience um the next morning can I ask 409 00:19:57,559 --> 00:20:05,240 a quick question yeah yes does he have 410 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:07,919 gray skin no so he appears human oh okay 411 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,240 mhm so does she know he's a gargoyle she 412 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,679 just believes he's a human so she 413 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,760 doesn't know anything about the 414 00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:16,760 supernatural oh okay yeah so she doesn't 415 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:19,559 know they exist she's just living life 416 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:24,280 look like a gargoyle he's just a big 417 00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:25,799 dude a big hot man yeah okay um so she 418 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,720 is freaking out the next morning they 419 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:30,559 don't even have sex he just like makes 420 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:32,240 her come and then they go to sleep and 421 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:35,520 so she decides she is going to get the 422 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,720 [ __ ] out right now but she sees a ring 423 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,520 on his 424 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:41,039 finger um and it looks like it's an 425 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,760 antique and it looks like it's probably 426 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:45,960 pretty valuable so she decides she's 427 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:48,039 going to take it off his finger oh of 428 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:50,799 all of the things you could steal in his 429 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:54,880 bougie ass place yeah it's the ring off 430 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:58,039 of his person and so she's like I can 431 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,799 probably like Pawn this or sell it for 432 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:02,440 like a pretty good good amount since 433 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:05,120 this is not the long-term arrangement I 434 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:09,679 was expecting like I need something to 435 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:12,320 like pad my time and so when she takes 436 00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:15,799 it off his finger she goes to leave he 437 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:18,640 turns into a massive stone gargoyle when 438 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:20,240 she removes the ring for the record when 439 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,760 I asked if he turned to stone earlier I 440 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,760 was really just making an erection joke 441 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:28,080 yeah I didn't get that until just 442 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,320 now when you said it he doesn't turn 443 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,640 into stone 444 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,400 yet and I was like really he didn't get 445 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,919 hard well he might have gotten hard but 446 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,760 he still didn't [ __ ] her so you know 447 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:41,760 touche but 448 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:45,880 now literal Stone yes now actual stone 449 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:48,200 so um Supernaturals are real um they 450 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:52,200 call themselves The 451 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:56,240 Strange and he is currently trying to 452 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:59,400 find the key and he is experiencing what 453 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:01,720 they call the pole so the pull comes up 454 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,240 over and over again but it's this like 455 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:07,039 because he was created for this purpose 456 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:10,279 there's this like visceral feeling he 457 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:13,360 gets in his chest when he is near the 458 00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:17,600 key or when he is not actively looking 459 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:19,919 for the key and so he you know all of 460 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,880 this is coming out as all of this is 461 00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:23,679 happening she's flipping out she's like 462 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,960 did he drug me or something like what 463 00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:30,679 the [ __ ] so qu did she put the ring back 464 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:32,960 on him no she's still has it in her hand 465 00:22:30,679 --> 00:22:35,600 so then we're just getting this but she 466 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,760 doesn't know any of this so they're like 467 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:41,120 having a conversation now like he can 468 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:44,919 still talk yes I'm confused so he's a 469 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:48,440 gargoyle who moves I'm thinking not 470 00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:50,760 trom oh so he can still move it's not 471 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,480 like he like turned to stone and is now 472 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:56,200 like 473 00:22:52,480 --> 00:23:00,159 uh yes I'm thinking like the hunchback 474 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:03,159 notom kind of gargoyles that come 475 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:05,799 life okay yes that have wings and can 476 00:23:03,159 --> 00:23:07,679 fly yes the ones that can still I think 477 00:23:05,799 --> 00:23:10,440 when I heard Stone I just assumed he 478 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:12,760 became sedentary like he like froze or 479 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,919 something yes sorry that I could have 480 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,880 clarified that so I was like how I was 481 00:23:14,919 --> 00:23:19,559 like is it are they reading each other's 482 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:23,080 minds like I'm like creating a is there 483 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:26,600 telepathy yes no not that I'm aware of 484 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:31,919 oh okay so then four other gargoyles 485 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:35,440 show up um all all in Gargoyle form and 486 00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:38,159 um it's his like team essentially these 487 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:41,880 are his brothers they're his family um 488 00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:45,080 and So eventually she agrees to help 489 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:46,799 them because they need to get into the 490 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,480 party this guy is throwing because 491 00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:51,640 they're pretty sure that he does have 492 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,960 the key um and he is some kind of movie 493 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:57,480 producer or like he knows a movie 494 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:59,360 producer or something and so the 495 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:02,000 producer is having a rap 496 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:03,440 show and they're like okay great thanks 497 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,720 for the information we'll get it and 498 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,279 she's like I'm sorry are you also a 499 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,039 former Child Star do you know how to 500 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:11,480 move in these circles do you know how to 501 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:13,840 get in this party do you have an 502 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,559 invitation no you don't so you're going 503 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:19,440 to be paying me and I will be helping 504 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:23,679 you thank you she is ever the opportune 505 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:26,360 oh she's she's in it to win it um so 506 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:28,720 um throughout this whole thing she's 507 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:31,279 very intentionally trying to like stay 508 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:35,240 in character as her like sugar baby 509 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:38,760 seductress like Persona um because she 510 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:40,360 doesn't want to feel vulnerable again 511 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,840 with him like she's really trying to 512 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:46,080 keep it locked down um but then 513 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:48,600 eventually Titan gets frustrated and he 514 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:51,760 kicks everybody else out of the 515 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:54,120 room um and he spanks her for 516 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:59,840 stealing um and 517 00:24:54,120 --> 00:25:01,919 so she agrees to be his baby until until 518 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:05,480 the morning after the party so the party 519 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:08,480 is only in two days so they're like one 520 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:12,440 night two more days 521 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:16,080 like um so they keep like pushing out 522 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:18,520 this agreement um so he just 523 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:22,000 continuously edges her 524 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:25,760 until um she agrees to the whole thing 525 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:30,120 um and then he tells her to get on her 526 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:33,520 knees um my notes 527 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:36,039 say smoking the stone pillar I think 528 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,039 that means a 529 00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:45,520 [ __ ] I think that 530 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,520 means it's your own 531 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:51,840 notes pretty sure just knowing myself 532 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,960 smoking the stone pillar is probably a 533 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:57,640 [ __ ] and then he [ __ ] her with his 534 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:59,320 tail more orgasm denial um because she's 535 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:03,480 still being punished for 536 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:06,480 stealing um so then he finishes in her 537 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,240 mouth and he's just really enjoying her 538 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,840 um and having thoughts already about 539 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:13,720 like he wishes that he had more than 48 540 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,960 hours with her mhm and I wanted to be 541 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,080 like but you could like you're the one 542 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,440 who made that 543 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:22,559 rule like okay like the only one holding 544 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,720 you back is you we're all out here 545 00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:26,360 looking for permission from someone yes 546 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,159 you are an active participant in your 547 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,960 own unhappiness 548 00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:35,000 it's also like you're a gargoyle and 549 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:37,559 this is going to be the the thing that 550 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,640 like we can't get past exactly well it 551 00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:42,360 seems to be that it's like he's so 552 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,120 focused on his duty and like fulfilling 553 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:47,000 his mission and making sure that he's 554 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:50,039 there for his brothers that like he has 555 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,520 created a narrative where he can't be in 556 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:54,520 a relationship with anybody like so it 557 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:58,880 can only be temporary he should go to 558 00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:00,679 therapy he should but he won't um um so 559 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:03,760 he leaves her in the bath he goes to 560 00:27:00,679 --> 00:27:08,240 meet with his brothers um there is a big 561 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:10,559 fight about jules's involvement um and 562 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:13,000 they're saying like she's going to be a 563 00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:15,240 distraction to you like you this isn't a 564 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000 good idea we need you focused on the 565 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,600 mission and he says no one will get in 566 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:24,120 my way Jules is a means to an end she 567 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:26,120 doesn't mean anything and um of course 568 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:29,159 she overheard that she overheard the 569 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:33,600 whole thing my notes again say Jules 570 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:33,600 hears natch for 571 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:42,559 naturally so I was like did you misspell 572 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:46,600 snatch like I was like the [ __ ] you 573 00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:46,600 trying to write no 574 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,679 naturally I told you it was going to be 575 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,679 a journey totes love the 576 00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:01,080 Abes so anyway she's really upset but 577 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:04,360 she reminds herself like this is the 578 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:06,640 arrangement I agreed to I shouldn't mean 579 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:09,120 any to thing to him like this is all 580 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:12,640 temporary um she gets a call from her 581 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:15,519 mother who is harassing her about money 582 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:18,120 and like talking down to her and saying 583 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:19,960 like how are you even surviving right 584 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,480 now if you would just sign over your 585 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,919 trust if you would just drop this 586 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:27,640 lawsuit like we would take care of you 587 00:28:24,919 --> 00:28:29,399 cuz her mom got together with her 588 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,440 manager 589 00:28:29,399 --> 00:28:35,720 and so the two of them are trying to 590 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,720 like really [ __ ] her over not great so 591 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,279 at this point I must have had an 592 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:44,200 additional glass of wine because I start 593 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:46,880 referring to Titan as te- money so he 594 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:50,519 avoids her all day um but tells her to 595 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:52,760 get dressed for dinner um he flies her 596 00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:54,320 up to the roof and she's like terrified 597 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,320 but it's like a kind of cute moment 598 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:59,039 where he's protecting her and they have 599 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:02,279 a really romantic moment and he gets her 600 00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:04,519 to open up about the issues with her mom 601 00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:06,919 um and how she was really exploited as 602 00:29:04,519 --> 00:29:08,799 like a child actor and um her mom 603 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:12,919 essentially kind of abandoned her after 604 00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:18,080 all of this um orgasms 605 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:20,720 ensue we love that yeah um yeah and then 606 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:23,960 now I start referring to Jules as 607 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:27,600 jar so the next 608 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:30,320 day are they porn stars is that I don't 609 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:33,600 know is this book just gargoyle porn 610 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:35,799 it's just gargoyle porn yeah okay porn 611 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,600 yeah I was I wasn't even going to say 612 00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:39,480 anything I was just going to move 613 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:43,080 straight on and let you have it but I 614 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:47,120 love that you went back to ronce 615 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,120 porn por I don't know 616 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:53,919 why I don't know why I added additional 617 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,919 syllables to 618 00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:05,000 it po anyway 619 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:06,559 the next day jar offers to help t- money 620 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,200 plan for the party and find the key 621 00:30:06,559 --> 00:30:11,279 she's like I can help you like we can 622 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:13,640 figure this out together and he's like 623 00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:15,240 absolutely not that is not your place 624 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,559 here your place is to get me into the 625 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:20,080 party you are not a part of this and 626 00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:22,440 she's like cool cool cool this is a 627 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,799 transactional Arrangement and I'm going 628 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,320 to remove myself from this and I'm 629 00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:28,799 guessing in his head it's because he's 630 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:31,760 starting to catch feels and like wants 631 00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:34,519 her to be safe or no no he really is 632 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,360 trying to keep her at a distance like he 633 00:30:34,519 --> 00:30:39,640 doesn't at this point have any feelings 634 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,480 towards her outside of I've I've read 635 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,120 too much smut that I'm like this is 636 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:47,000 clearly what he means right we've this 637 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,000 thousand times no he's like absolutely 638 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,960 not you're not a part of this it's like 639 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,960 that Tik Tok I sent you where like the 640 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,519 girl 641 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:57,600 was yeah so he like snuck into her 642 00:30:55,519 --> 00:31:00,039 bedroom and stood over her with a knife 643 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,480 and then like oh my gosh and then they 644 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:04,399 fell in love and got married and she's 645 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:07,480 like no he got arrested for stalking and 646 00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:09,960 she's like oh yeah yeah that's 647 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,679 definitely what happens there I I don't 648 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,960 read dark 649 00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:18,679 romance I didn't think that was the 650 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:22,679 start to their love story no of course 651 00:31:18,679 --> 00:31:25,080 not so they get to the party and Titan 652 00:31:22,679 --> 00:31:27,559 is really struggling to 653 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,559 function um because he can feel the the 654 00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:30,919 pole 655 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:33,760 towards the key so he knows the key is 656 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:36,679 there um and it's very distracting for 657 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:39,720 him cuz this is strictly supposed to be 658 00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:41,519 like um a fact finding Mission yes this 659 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,240 is just reconnaissance they're not 660 00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:47,799 actually attempting to get the key great 661 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:49,919 word um thank you anytime so then um 662 00:31:47,799 --> 00:31:53,600 Jules of course is Flawless through the 663 00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:56,240 whole thing um she is you know moving 664 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,080 and shaking she's mingling whatever and 665 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,960 she gets an invite to another party to 666 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:04,919 actually see the relics that this guy 667 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:10,120 has like another party on a separate 668 00:32:04,919 --> 00:32:12,880 date yes okay so um not just like a cool 669 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:16,440 VIP section of the party like a whole 670 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,440 different day got it so this is not the 671 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,360 guy she went on the sugar baby date with 672 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:25,000 it's his friend that is hosting the 673 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:27,559 party okay and so the friend recognizes 674 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,440 her from her child star days and that's 675 00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:33,120 how they get the additional invite um 676 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,720 and she's a little sked out cuz he's 677 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:40,039 clearly super into her in a weird way um 678 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,080 and so she is like but obviously if I go 679 00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:44,360 see your relics is there going to be a 680 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:47,440 cage that you put me in sort of right am 681 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:50,399 I going to be a relic like am I going to 682 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:54,760 join the collection so 683 00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:58,519 um uh so they are pretty sure that the 684 00:32:54,760 --> 00:33:01,000 key is in the safe upstairs which is 685 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:05,440 currently off limits 686 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:08,720 um so she distracts a guard Titan finds 687 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:13,120 out where the vault is um but she gets 688 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:16,760 cornered by a former sugar daddy um and 689 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:18,760 she's in trouble like he is like calling 690 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:21,039 her names and he's starting to put hands 691 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:25,679 on her like like grabbing her throat and 692 00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:28,519 stuff and like at like he's like 693 00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:31,760 resuming a role of like an aggressive 694 00:33:28,519 --> 00:33:33,480 Dum with her or like he's okay like so 695 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,240 she never actually went home with him 696 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:39,200 she only went on a couple of dates with 697 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:42,360 him and he's pissed that she refused to 698 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:44,720 go out with him again right okay right 699 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,399 so Titan is not in the room he's 700 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:50,120 upstairs looking for the vault but he 701 00:33:47,399 --> 00:33:53,840 all of a sudden like can feel Jewel's 702 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:57,320 panic and he's like oh [ __ ] he's in tune 703 00:33:53,840 --> 00:34:00,600 with her emotions he starts to be um 704 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:03,880 because breaks through like the pole 705 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:07,039 Haze um and so he takes off and he's 706 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:09,560 really panicked um because nothing 707 00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:11,560 should distract him from the pole so 708 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,599 he's not panicked about Joel's safety at 709 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,240 this point he's panicked because like 710 00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:19,839 what the [ __ ] is happening like how did 711 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:22,679 this happen um and So eventually he gets 712 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:26,359 the sugar daddy away from 713 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:29,480 her and then takes her to a 714 00:34:26,359 --> 00:34:32,399 cave what 715 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:36,280 huh so he like at is the cave at the 716 00:34:32,399 --> 00:34:38,800 party no he like wraps her up and then I 717 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:43,359 guess he goes into gargoyle form with 718 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:46,839 his wings and like flies to a cave where 719 00:34:43,359 --> 00:34:49,599 he and his brothers used to hide before 720 00:34:46,839 --> 00:34:53,480 they had their rings to make them appear 721 00:34:49,599 --> 00:34:56,240 human okay uh-huh this is in Los Angeles 722 00:34:53,480 --> 00:35:00,119 so I don't know you know those classic 723 00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:03,280 La caves sure the ones we all know about 724 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:06,640 yeah the one everyone is aware of oh 725 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:09,280 that one the big one yes yeah yeah it's 726 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,119 on my list next time I'm in town yeah 727 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:15,119 haven't had a chance to visit yet and 728 00:35:11,119 --> 00:35:16,920 the cave and in the big cave yeah um 729 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:19,280 quite frankly it's probably the number 730 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,920 one tourist attraction I know you're 731 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,280 going to have to plan it well so you can 732 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,440 actually see it you know you don't want 733 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:29,440 to get there 734 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:32,079 midday inundated um so she is basically 735 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:35,240 like baiting him like why did you bring 736 00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:37,880 me here what are we doing here um until 737 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:42,160 he starts to choke her with his 738 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:45,359 tail and then he eats her out and then a 739 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:48,960 lot of like demands to like beg Daddy 740 00:35:45,359 --> 00:35:51,119 for your orgasm kind of situation 741 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,040 yeah um of 742 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:56,880 course I mean what other type of sex 743 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,920 would you have in the big cave with a 744 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:02,400 gargoyle with the gargy because he's now 745 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:04,359 in Gargoyle form oh that's important 746 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,280 because then my notes say she begs for 747 00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:07,280 that gargoyle 748 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,440 pen 749 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,800 um and he finally gives in he had been 750 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,800 trying to hold back cuz he was really 751 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:22,000 afraid he was going to hurt her um but 752 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:24,400 he finally gives in and um yeah [ __ ] 753 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:29,040 someone with a stone penis it's 754 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:31,079 something might hurt them it could um so 755 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:34,160 she continues to tease him because she 756 00:36:31,079 --> 00:36:36,359 can tell that he is like holding back so 757 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,960 the quote I wrote is you're so desperate 758 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:41,200 to be daddy's little [ __ ] toy then grab 759 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,200 your 760 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:52,400 ankles so also how do you tease 761 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,400 Stone verbally 762 00:36:59,359 --> 00:37:06,000 sorry okay all I needed to know thank 763 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:10,280 you for answering my question you're 764 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:14,839 welcome so they finally [ __ ] it's 765 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:16,880 incredible and then um oh I guess it had 766 00:37:14,839 --> 00:37:19,760 just been tail penetration before it's 767 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:24,280 been all tails and fingers and 768 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:26,640 tongue okay yeah yeah um so then one of 769 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,560 Titan's Brothers shows up and he is 770 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:32,960 really pissed that Jules is distracting 771 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:35,680 Titan from the mission um and they 772 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,560 discover because basically like the back 773 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:40,520 story that we slowly piece together 774 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:43,040 through all of this is that a group of 775 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,920 gargoyles betrayed them and that's how 776 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,640 the key was lost and that's how the 777 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:52,240 Relic room was lost um okay 778 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:54,079 so and Titan and his brothers have been 779 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:56,800 under the assumption they are the only 780 00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:58,680 gargoyles left that they killed all of 781 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:02,880 the ones that had betrayed them but they 782 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:09,880 find out that one of them is still alive 783 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:11,839 Maximus and um he is um going also going 784 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,880 after the key so they've been able to 785 00:38:11,839 --> 00:38:20,040 sense that there's another gargoyle 786 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:22,200 around um and so um there there's lots 787 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,960 of panic about like how did he survive 788 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:28,720 where he's he been all this time and so 789 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,040 the brother takes juules home like back 790 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,839 to his 791 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:35,040 apartment so he just like hands a naked 792 00:38:32,839 --> 00:38:36,280 jewels to his brother and is like I'm 793 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,800 going to go to 794 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:43,800 work have a safe 795 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:46,280 flight um how does how does Jules feel 796 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:49,000 about that 797 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:51,040 so I'm pretty sure that he had like 798 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:54,440 [ __ ] her into unconsciousness at that 799 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:56,359 point because she just wakes up alone um 800 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:59,079 because this is dual point of view like 801 00:38:56,359 --> 00:39:01,240 that's all from Titan so I think that 802 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:03,520 she had been just like passed out 803 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:06,920 because then she wakes up all alone to a 804 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:09,480 message from her mom um who is asking to 805 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,760 meet up she's like I really miss my 806 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,359 daughter like can we please just sit 807 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:18,640 down and have a 808 00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:20,440 conversation um so her mom says that um 809 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:25,400 the manager has been taking things too 810 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:28,640 far that like um she never wanted she 811 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:30,960 never wanted this like she loves Jews um 812 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,000 and now the manager is trying for a 813 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:36,760 conservatorship and this is where I said 814 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:39,160 #f free Brittney um also you were in 815 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:41,839 Vegas when you outlined this weren't you 816 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,599 yeah I was I was there were a lot of 817 00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:46,160 Britney 818 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:48,000 Billboards yeah yeah there were a lot of 819 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,640 Britney 820 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,720 Billboards and I love her I just need 821 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:56,119 her to dance with fewer knives yeah like 822 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:59,599 no knives would be ideal but at least 823 00:39:56,119 --> 00:39:59,599 fewer would make me feel 824 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:07,760 better bargaining and safety 825 00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:10,200 planning exactly um so through this 826 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,119 whole thing initially Jules is like kind 827 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,800 of softening to her mom and thinking 828 00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:18,240 maybe like the manager has manipulated 829 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:20,760 her but then she realizes that her mom 830 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:24,040 is recording the conversation and she's 831 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:27,319 trying to get jewels to admit to 832 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:31,079 engaging in sex work um so that they can 833 00:40:27,319 --> 00:40:34,119 use that as like evidence that she is 834 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:38,319 not of sound mind to get the 835 00:40:34,119 --> 00:40:40,160 conservatorship um because people 836 00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:42,800 basically she went to this party 837 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,040 industry party most people don't 838 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,800 recognize her anymore but she was 839 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,640 recognized and so then now there's all 840 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,760 these rumors going around about her 841 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:55,480 being at the party with this guy um and 842 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,280 so now people are starting to talk and 843 00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:00,720 think that she's a sugar baby like she's 844 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,680 kept it she goes by a different name and 845 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,920 like most people don't realize who she 846 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,280 is she couldn't have just been at the 847 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,599 party with someone she was seeing they 848 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,319 all just assumed well I think that the 849 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:15,520 additional sugar daddy showing up and 850 00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:17,960 making a scene like caused the issue so 851 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:20,640 Jules eventually just decides to walk 852 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:23,680 out she's like I'm I'm not doing this 853 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:27,560 with you um but then Titan shows up and 854 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:29,720 he's like can I please help you like 855 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,000 listen one of my brothers already has 856 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:35,119 all the information um he can delete any 857 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,400 recordings they have any evidence they 858 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:39,240 have CU there's 859 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,760 also like pictures of her with Titan 860 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:43,400 where he had like thrown her over her 861 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,160 should over his shoulder and like um 862 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,200 pictures of her with various men 863 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:51,000 apparently they had a pi following her 864 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:53,839 for quite some time um and so he is like 865 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,880 please just just let my brother do this 866 00:41:53,839 --> 00:42:02,960 for you like we can take care of this um 867 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:05,040 but she has to remind herself um I think 868 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,480 this is supposed to say temporary but it 869 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,480 says 870 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:16,079 democracy so this is all 871 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,720 temporary um and she is trying to stay 872 00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:22,400 focused on fixing the problem at hand 873 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:26,119 okay right so Titan sends Jules on a 874 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:28,079 shopping spree um and he decides that he 875 00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:29,960 is just going to go ahead fixed the 876 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,880 problem because this is partially his 877 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,400 fault she wouldn't have been at that 878 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,720 party like she wouldn't have been found 879 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:40,760 out in that way if she hadn't been 880 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:42,480 helping him and so he takes his brother 881 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,839 um to the mom's house to delete 882 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:48,119 everything and steal any hard copies and 883 00:42:44,839 --> 00:42:50,160 everything um but then he starts to 884 00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:54,079 realize that he has this 885 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:57,800 weird pull like sensation towards 886 00:42:54,079 --> 00:43:00,280 Jewels um and towards protecting her and 887 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:03,000 he finds all the pi pictures that go 888 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:05,400 back even further than they realized um 889 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,920 like years and years and it fills him 890 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:11,359 with just an incredible amount of Rage 891 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:13,720 so the manager comes home cuz he and Mom 892 00:43:11,359 --> 00:43:16,400 are together and so the manager comes 893 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,720 home and Titan refuses to leave like the 894 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,480 brother is like we got to get out of 895 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:23,880 here he's going to see us whatever um he 896 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,599 refuses to leave um and starts to 897 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,720 threaten him and says like you need to 898 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:31,160 just drop this this is enough 899 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:33,760 and the manager calls her a has been 900 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:38,160 [ __ ] and says she's not worth the effort 901 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:42,240 and Titan loses his [ __ ] and beats the 902 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:45,839 ever loving [ __ ] out of this guy um is 903 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:48,920 he still like actively her manager no J 904 00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:54,440 isn't she's not she's not doing just 905 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:58,280 like her former manager yes yeah um so 906 00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:00,280 um after they essentially leave him 907 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:03,280 very near death like he has really 908 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:05,920 beaten him um he tells his brother that 909 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,680 Jules can never know she had asked him 910 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,960 not to interfere and like he did anyway 911 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:13,839 because he thought he was helping and so 912 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,800 she can't ever find out about this um 913 00:44:13,839 --> 00:44:19,800 that feels healthy yeah yeah and he's 914 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:23,880 like real bananas when he gets back to 915 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:26,280 the penthouse he's like freaking out and 916 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:29,319 she doesn't understand what's happening 917 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:33,599 um but 918 00:44:29,319 --> 00:44:36,640 um yeah he finds her in the bath she has 919 00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:40,480 her earbuds in and so he [ __ ] her with 920 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:42,079 his tail where she can't see him and she 921 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,839 also can't hear him cuz she has her 922 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,480 earbuds 923 00:44:43,839 --> 00:44:50,480 in 924 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:53,040 um apparently the tail has some 925 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:56,359 sensation like his dick like it's very 926 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:58,319 sensitive um and then the my last note 927 00:44:56,359 --> 00:45:01,520 for this chapter says ridged for her 928 00:44:58,319 --> 00:45:04,680 pleasure so I'm guessing that the tail 929 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,359 is also rigged so that's 930 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,800 something is 931 00:45:06,359 --> 00:45:13,640 it I thought it was 932 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:17,800 ripped is it rided Ruffles are 933 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,800 [Laughter] 934 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:26,640 riged so for some context my aunt was 935 00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:29,559 moving and I was helping her move and 936 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:31,880 she had has a large collection of wine 937 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:33,280 and other kinds of alcohol that she 938 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,480 couldn't get rid of and she didn't want 939 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,760 to move with and so she just kept 940 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:40,520 pouring me Beverages and I just kept 941 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:43,800 drinking them it's a safe 942 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:47,319 space yeah I didn't know you felt that 943 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:50,319 way about Ruffles but it's the same 944 00:45:47,319 --> 00:45:50,319 space 945 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,800 woo the next 946 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,440 morning oh my God 947 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,119 so I was telling Vance this the last 948 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:05,000 time I was here but I don't think you 949 00:46:02,119 --> 00:46:06,480 were here when I was sharing this I also 950 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,480 had a very difficult time because my 951 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:12,119 aunt wanted to watch the Stanley Cup 952 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:15,720 finals while I was there and big hockey 953 00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:18,920 girly apparently um Vegas was supposed 954 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:20,480 to be in the finals but they like fell 955 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:24,119 through at the last minute or whatever 956 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:28,520 so it was Canada and a team from Florida 957 00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:30,079 and so um the lightning 958 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,880 I don't 959 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:36,200 know 960 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:39,280 because she just kept pouring me wine 961 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,760 and then I got so distracted because 962 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:46,119 I've read a lot of hockey romance in my 963 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:50,119 time yeah and they kept using words like 964 00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:52,760 penetration and one of cuz the like 965 00:46:50,119 --> 00:46:56,040 whatever and then one of the players was 966 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,520 named Heyman and I I was fully I was 967 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,559 taken out 968 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:03,000 I was like I'm done I'm done I'm 969 00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:05,480 absolutely done and I don't remember if 970 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,480 I texted you or my sister but I texted 971 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,319 somebody about how nobody was going to 972 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,720 appreciate my commentary on the Stanley 973 00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:14,000 Cup 974 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:17,680 finals and so I was trying to find a way 975 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,680 to keep it to myself 976 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:24,800 so was there commentary Beyond they say 977 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:27,559 penetration a lot and his last name is 978 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:31,040 Hyman oh my God I just remember that it 979 00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:33,200 I had been texting Matt about it like 980 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,319 Chelsea it was not you or my sister it 981 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:38,640 was my husband it was my husband because 982 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:40,920 I remember being like listen I am 983 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,079 watching the Stanley Cup finals and I 984 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:46,680 not watching for the 985 00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:48,240 sport I do remember that now and I'm not 986 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,839 watching for the I'm watching for the 987 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,119 pelvic thrusting during the warm-up 988 00:47:49,839 --> 00:47:54,280 stretches 100% I was not interested in 989 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:55,920 the athleticism if I'm honest very 990 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,559 impressive no one is taking that away 991 00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:02,000 from them no 992 00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:04,200 what I care about when I'm watching 100% 993 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,200 so 994 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:11,240 anyway the next morning um Jules gets a 995 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:13,960 voicemail from her mom accusing her of 996 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:17,440 attempted murder she's like I know that 997 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:20,559 you sent those monsters here for him 998 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:24,480 like I know that you did this and 999 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:27,079 so she is absolutely livid that Titan 1000 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:30,160 took this Choice from her after he 1001 00:48:27,079 --> 00:48:34,400 promised that he wouldn't interfere um 1002 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:38,319 and so she leaves she's like my 48 hours 1003 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:41,760 are up so I will see you next week when 1004 00:48:38,319 --> 00:48:45,319 we have to go to the second party 1005 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:47,079 um and that's it um but then she gets a 1006 00:48:45,319 --> 00:48:51,520 message from her attorney saying that 1007 00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:54,920 her mom has finally dropped the case and 1008 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,400 so her her trust is hers she no longer 1009 00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:01,079 has to work as a sugar baby if she 1010 00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:03,799 doesn't want to um and so um she like 1011 00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:06,760 goes out on her balcony and just like 1012 00:49:03,799 --> 00:49:09,359 screams like [ __ ] you like she's just 1013 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,920 like relieved but also upset that Titan 1014 00:49:09,359 --> 00:49:13,559 did this and it's a lot yeah it's a lot 1015 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,400 of mixed emotions in that moment right 1016 00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:19,799 you're like he betrayed my trust exactly 1017 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,480 yeah uh you're like he also got me what 1018 00:49:19,799 --> 00:49:24,040 I've been working for this whole time so 1019 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,400 like I'm mad at him but also grateful to 1020 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:28,720 him and I don't know which one is 1021 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:32,240 winning 1022 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:33,920 so um Titan had been watching her um 1023 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:36,280 yeah yeah he was worried that the 1024 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,720 manager or mom was going to come back 1025 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,280 for payback or whatever I like that I 1026 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:43,040 just said yeah like of course like duh 1027 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:44,480 he was watching her well like now that 1028 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:47,040 he's had this 1029 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,520 weird I don't know like now that he 1030 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,440 feels drawn to protect her the way he 1031 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:55,720 previously felt drawn to try and find 1032 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:58,200 the key yes he's like well what else 1033 00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:00,280 would I be doing other than watching her 1034 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:04,359 mhm yeah but 1035 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:08,280 then he hears her like screaming and 1036 00:50:04,359 --> 00:50:10,720 he's like oh she is really really upset 1037 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,880 with me I'm going to have my brother 1038 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:16,040 watch 1039 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:20,000 her I also have work to do 1040 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:21,720 so her his his brother watches her for 1041 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,000 the remainder of the week to make sure 1042 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:28,000 that she's safe um and they finally go 1043 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,079 to the party 1044 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,960 um and whenever she touches him he 1045 00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:36,920 realizes he doesn't feel the pull 1046 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:40,280 anymore towards the key H and he's like 1047 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:44,559 well this is really odd um Jess feels 1048 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:47,400 the pull towards her yeah but then that 1049 00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:48,839 leads him to say like after tonight 1050 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,920 we're never going to see each other 1051 00:50:48,839 --> 00:50:56,640 again because you are a distraction like 1052 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:58,520 for him the pull is information about 1053 00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,520 about where the key is and if he's on 1054 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,480 the right track and like letting him 1055 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,200 know that he's doing what he's supposed 1056 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:09,319 to do and so the idea that she takes it 1057 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:13,680 away is not a good thing um not a 1058 00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:19,040 welcome distraction exactly um so Jules 1059 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:23,559 then gets cornered by a weird creepo guy 1060 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:25,680 at the party um and she goes to the host 1061 00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:28,040 of the party for help who is the guy who 1062 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:31,880 had recognized her previously and had 1063 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:34,200 invited them back and so um the one who 1064 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:36,920 also had a weird energy with her yeah 1065 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:39,960 like a weird like fan girl energy with 1066 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:43,680 her kind of um but she went to him to 1067 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:47,040 the host for help instead of Titan and 1068 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:49,240 um he takes her the the host takes her 1069 00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:54,280 upstairs towards the 1070 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:57,760 Vault so that she can get some space um 1071 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:59,839 and she is just really hurt by Titan's 1072 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:02,720 lack of regard for her feelings like she 1073 00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:05,280 knows that he didn't owe her anything 1074 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:08,799 but like he violated her trust by going 1075 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:11,520 after her manager um and you know he's 1076 00:52:08,799 --> 00:52:17,079 so dismissive of her at this point and 1077 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:20,079 so she whes up alone near the Vault um 1078 00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:22,400 and the Vault happens to be open because 1079 00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:24,880 the host was like going to show off some 1080 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,359 of his relics to her and so he opened it 1081 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:29,520 and then he got called Away by a guard 1082 00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:33,359 and she was like this is my chance and 1083 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:39,079 so she slipped in and she steals the 1084 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:41,200 key um and she just takes off um she's 1085 00:52:39,079 --> 00:52:44,839 like no one gets the 1086 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:47,720 key I'm out but then the creeper that 1087 00:52:44,839 --> 00:52:50,880 had cornered her follows her from the 1088 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:53,480 party and it turns out that he is 1089 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:56,599 Maximus the gargoyle who had betrayed 1090 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:58,880 all of them yeah and Titan didn't 1091 00:52:56,599 --> 00:53:02,599 recognize him because he was in human 1092 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:05,119 form um so they could feel like stren 1093 00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:09,640 like energy of supernatural beings but 1094 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:11,799 they didn't know who it was right so um 1095 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:14,240 that is very inconvenient for them he is 1096 00:53:11,799 --> 00:53:18,280 very much so so he's also after the key 1097 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:21,240 so he chases her um a fight ensues two 1098 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:23,720 more gargoyles show up and Jules is 1099 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:26,720 desperate not to let him get the key 1100 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:29,880 because she realizes like she [ __ ] up 1101 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:33,000 by taking it um if she had given it to 1102 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,880 Titan it would be safe but she was being 1103 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,040 spiteful a little bit and so she didn't 1104 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,880 do that yeah like what was she going to 1105 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:41,559 do with the key just have 1106 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:44,599 it like but also she know she wasn't 1107 00:53:41,559 --> 00:53:48,000 going to be able to keep that his 1108 00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:49,480 whole purpose yes his existence is to 1109 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,559 find the 1110 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:56,480 key like what you mean this key that she 1111 00:53:53,559 --> 00:53:59,079 puts between her boobs is the energy it 1112 00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:01,319 describe it as like a a piece of of 1113 00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:04,760 stone that's like the size of a cell 1114 00:54:01,319 --> 00:54:07,880 phone that has like carvings in 1115 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:10,640 it so it's in her 1116 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:14,839 clutch um it's in her prison purse for 1117 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:17,960 him to find later I hope not yikes he'd 1118 00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:22,160 probably be into that he probably would 1119 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:25,200 um but as much as I am into the term 1120 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:28,559 little clitty I am 1121 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:31,760 into that situation for 1122 00:54:28,559 --> 00:54:33,319 them your prison purse is your business 1123 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,920 Amen to 1124 00:54:33,319 --> 00:54:37,599 that um so 1125 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,520 Titan 1126 00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:42,960 realizes 1127 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:45,799 as Jules is already gone and Maximus is 1128 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:48,680 leaving he then puts it together he then 1129 00:54:45,799 --> 00:54:51,040 like recognizes him and so he takes off 1130 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:53,599 and he tells his brothers 1131 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,960 like I'll get the key later because he 1132 00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:59,640 doesn't realize that Jules has the key 1133 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:03,000 oh he leaves his opportunity to get into 1134 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:05,400 the Vault um and he's like that's true 1135 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,880 love it really is he's like I'll find it 1136 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:10,480 another way like we just got to go so 1137 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:13,920 then there's a major fight scene there 1138 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:17,559 are like three gargoyles who 1139 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:19,280 survived oh from previously and so 1140 00:55:17,559 --> 00:55:23,039 they're all beating the [ __ ] out of each 1141 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:27,000 other everywhere and um Titan realizes 1142 00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:29,599 that Jules is kind of like it for him 1143 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,960 like she is the missing piece um and 1144 00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:34,960 he's an idiot that none of it matters if 1145 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:37,160 she's not with him right okay and like 1146 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,960 then he puts it all together that like 1147 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,119 cuz he had been kind of hurt that she 1148 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,559 went to someone else for help when she 1149 00:55:41,119 --> 00:55:48,240 was feeling threatened and then um at 1150 00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:50,000 the party and then he was like oh I only 1151 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,599 told her over and over again that this 1152 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,880 was temporary and she didn't mean 1153 00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:56,520 anything to me so she was just doing 1154 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:58,839 what I told her to do 1155 00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:03,079 whoops well isn't this the consequence 1156 00:55:58,839 --> 00:56:05,240 of my own actions right he's like oh she 1157 00:56:03,079 --> 00:56:10,200 just believed the words that came out of 1158 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:12,319 my mouth like oh [ __ ] so I know we've 1159 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,920 I've told this story before but my very 1160 00:56:12,319 --> 00:56:15,680 first date with my husband we closed 1161 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,319 down a bar and then I invited him back 1162 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,520 to my house to like keep drinking and 1163 00:56:17,319 --> 00:56:22,119 partying and having fun and hanging out 1164 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,559 and I told him I was like hey you are 1165 00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:25,079 welcome to come back to my house and I'd 1166 00:56:23,559 --> 00:56:27,079 love to keep hanging out with you we 1167 00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:29,119 aren't going to have sex and you're 1168 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:31,240 probably going to get blue balls just 1169 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:32,680 wanted to set those expectations if 1170 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:36,680 you're into 1171 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:39,240 that follow me if you're not no harm no 1172 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:41,640 Fabel we can like end the date here and 1173 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:44,319 so he came back to my house with me and 1174 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,359 like we talked about he's like yeah of 1175 00:56:44,319 --> 00:56:47,480 course I was going to follow you back 1176 00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:49,000 and I absolutely did not believe that 1177 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,559 he's like I just thought that was what 1178 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:56,319 you said to feel better 1179 00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:59,319 before you inevitably hooked up men are 1180 00:56:56,319 --> 00:57:02,480 foolish yeah and he's like look at you 1181 00:56:59,319 --> 00:57:05,880 actually meaning what you said and I was 1182 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:07,559 like boundaries [ __ ] I said well 1183 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,039 this gives me a lot of insight into your 1184 00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:13,200 dating history 1185 00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:15,520 my yeah he's like you said you weren't 1186 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:18,359 going to have sex with me and then you 1187 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:22,079 didn't have sex with 1188 00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:25,799 me yes you are 1189 00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:28,319 correct I meant what I said Bud yeah um 1190 00:57:25,799 --> 00:57:31,280 but did not mean anything he 1191 00:57:28,319 --> 00:57:33,319 said um Titan's like that's just what 1192 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:37,039 you say 1193 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:40,720 right so like this whole time Jules had 1194 00:57:37,039 --> 00:57:43,599 been trying to keep the key away from 1195 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:45,359 these other gargoyles and she was like I 1196 00:57:43,599 --> 00:57:47,839 don't know if I can hide it it's in my 1197 00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:51,760 purse I don't know what to do right and 1198 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:54,599 so um Maximus eventually gets jules's 1199 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:57,760 bag um and takes off and she's pretty 1200 00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:59,640 hurt at this point like physically her 1201 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,119 physically yeah like they they kind of 1202 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,960 beat the crap out of her and so Titan 1203 00:58:02,119 --> 00:58:07,960 goes to her and she like grabs on to him 1204 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:11,680 and she's like do not follow him like 1205 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:13,760 please don't follow him and um he's like 1206 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:16,079 I wasn't going to follow him like I'm 1207 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:18,440 here for you um we'll get the key 1208 00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:21,200 another day like this it's just not as 1209 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:25,480 important as you um and then his brother 1210 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:27,280 show up and Jules is like wiggling away 1211 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,039 from him and he's like what are you like 1212 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,559 can you please just let me help you and 1213 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:34,119 she starts crawling under a car and like 1214 00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:38,440 holds up the key and she's like I got 1215 00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:40,680 it so somehow as like all the brothers 1216 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:43,400 had shown up and like the fight was 1217 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:46,079 going on she took the key out of her bag 1218 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:48,079 and hid it under a car as she was like 1219 00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:51,920 running through this parking 1220 00:58:48,079 --> 00:58:54,680 lot and so then she but then she kept 1221 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,559 the bag with her and was protecting it 1222 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,960 as if it had the key in it hoping it 1223 00:58:56,559 --> 00:58:59,440 would like trick them it's like her 1224 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,359 child acting skills are really paying 1225 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:05,079 off they really were can't underestimate 1226 00:59:01,359 --> 00:59:09,599 those child actors she nailed it um so 1227 00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:13,440 then um yeah they they win the day so 1228 00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:15,280 then uh he takes off um to take her back 1229 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,160 home and clean her up and tend to her 1230 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:19,039 wounds and everything and this is where 1231 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,520 we finally get like Declarations of 1232 00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:24,079 feelings like okay I actually really 1233 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:26,079 care about you I love you all that stuff 1234 00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:28,920 um and he tells her that she has earned 1235 00:59:26,079 --> 00:59:30,640 eared 20 spankings for stealing the key 1236 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:33,599 but because she's injured he's going to 1237 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:35,720 have to save them for later um don't 1238 00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:41,039 tell me with a good time right she's 1239 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:43,799 like oh okay um so then she is not 1240 00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:47,799 injured enough for him to not [ __ ] her 1241 00:59:43,799 --> 00:59:50,799 against the wall so they bang 1242 00:59:47,799 --> 00:59:54,280 um I could have said that 1243 00:59:50,799 --> 00:59:56,520 better that sentence got away from me no 1244 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:58,960 my thought was more of like okay so 1245 00:59:56,520 --> 01:00:01,240 spanking is the boundary spanking is the 1246 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:04,240 boundary cuz I'm like I feel like having 1247 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:07,720 sex pressed up against a wall is also 1248 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:10,640 not like gentle sex usually no and his 1249 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,640 tail is in her 1250 01:00:11,319 --> 01:00:16,839 ass 1251 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:19,680 sorry well played Hannah well played on 1252 01:00:16,839 --> 01:00:22,960 that one yeah I 1253 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:24,520 mean anyway is he spanking her with the 1254 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:27,559 like I'm confused why that was the 1255 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:30,839 actual limit like why spanking was out 1256 01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:34,160 but the rest of it is was out yeah okay 1257 01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:36,680 but the rest is fair game um but also 1258 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:39,319 she's down for whatever he's the one 1259 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:41,559 that's concerned about her being in 1260 01:00:39,319 --> 01:00:44,160 pain um but apparently not that 1261 01:00:41,559 --> 01:00:46,400 concerned um it is so funny just like 1262 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:50,200 the wide range of books like those books 1263 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:53,440 where you're like oh like a thumb in the 1264 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:56,160 in the ass feels so like salacious then 1265 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,920 another book where guy like 1266 01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,960 in her ass and he's like and I'm I want 1267 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:03,200 to [ __ ] suck this then [ __ ] this then 1268 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:05,240 come all over this and she's like do it 1269 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:07,960 [ __ ] do it and then these other books 1270 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:11,799 where they're like ooh that that's too 1271 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:17,839 far wow my no no 1272 01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:19,839 hole I hated that I deeply apologized 1273 01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:22,160 don't touch my no no hole focus on my 1274 01:01:19,839 --> 01:01:22,160 little 1275 01:01:22,839 --> 01:01:28,799 clitty you did that you did both of 1276 01:01:26,119 --> 01:01:28,799 those 1277 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:34,520 things Chelsea is hiding for those who 1278 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:38,440 are listening and not watching zipped up 1279 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:42,480 my quarter zip over my face oh she's 1280 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:45,440 hiding oh my God that's so good 1281 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:47,359 so um I do have a quote for you from 1282 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:50,000 this interaction in which she says I 1283 01:01:47,359 --> 01:01:52,079 want you to fill all my holes Daddy when 1284 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,799 he's like messing with her and then he 1285 01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:57,240 like I don't know shoves his fingers in 1286 01:01:53,799 --> 01:01:59,960 her mouth there's a lot happening 1287 01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:02,680 um so then they're in love and 1288 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:06,240 everybody's happy about it so a month 1289 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:09,000 later Jules that's it Jules is all 1290 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:11,319 healed up and she's moved in with Titan 1291 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,440 she finally gets those 20 spankings she 1292 01:02:11,319 --> 01:02:16,119 is about to so um I was making a joke 1293 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,440 but I love that's actually what it took 1294 01:02:16,119 --> 01:02:21,839 a month yeah he really wanted to make 1295 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:23,760 sure she was okay I guess so the strange 1296 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:26,400 the Supernatural are all working 1297 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,400 together um to find Max 1298 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,000 and make sure the relics are protected 1299 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:33,520 because now that they have the key they 1300 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:35,760 can find The Relic room blah blah blah 1301 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:38,440 so this is apparently a 1302 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:40,400 series um everybody's fine at the end of 1303 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:45,200 this one so you know but they don't have 1304 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:47,400 the relics yet so I'm not going to lie I 1305 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,000 have no idea what the [ __ ] the relics do 1306 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:52,279 or really what the in it's never 1307 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:55,920 explained they're just magic okay at 1308 01:02:52,279 --> 01:02:57,520 some point I was like wow I wasn't 1309 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,799 paying attention at some point and 1310 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,039 missed when Hannah 1311 01:02:59,799 --> 01:03:05,240 explained what this is ultimately 1312 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:06,640 leading to um but I I really feel better 1313 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,520 because there are sometimes when I'm 1314 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,119 like trying to like process all of the 1315 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,520 all you know like when I like Miss that 1316 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:13,880 his [ __ ] name was Titan which is the 1317 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,279 name of the book like that feels like an 1318 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,799 obvious one to miss I thought you were 1319 01:03:16,279 --> 01:03:21,279 going to bring up how you missed that 1320 01:03:17,799 --> 01:03:21,279 one of the Weasley twins 1321 01:03:21,310 --> 01:03:27,200 [Laughter] 1322 01:03:24,599 --> 01:03:31,279 died yeah yeah I 1323 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:34,160 did I was reading so quickly I like I 1324 01:03:31,279 --> 01:03:36,160 think I in retrospect like I needed to 1325 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,599 know what happened during that fight in 1326 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,000 but I was also anxious right right right 1327 01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:41,640 and so I feel like I was like speed 1328 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,520 reading but in a way that like when 1329 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:46,680 you're that young you weren't processing 1330 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:48,720 yes and so it wasn't until my sister 1331 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:52,279 spoiler alert I was like the [ __ ] you 1332 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,760 mean one of the weasly twins died except 1333 01:03:52,279 --> 01:03:55,520 I didn't say the [ __ ] you mean because I 1334 01:03:53,760 --> 01:04:00,079 grew up in a very conservative Christian 1335 01:03:55,520 --> 01:04:04,079 house old you said what he said huh yeah 1336 01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:05,599 yeah wait okay so it's now a month later 1337 01:04:04,079 --> 01:04:08,079 she's about to get the 20 1338 01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:10,640 spankings yeah so she's all healed up 1339 01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:12,119 she's moved in with Titan yeah um 1340 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:14,279 everybody's working on finding the 1341 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:18,240 relics in the room Jules winds up 1342 01:04:14,279 --> 01:04:20,119 getting 25 spankings um because she 1343 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:22,480 interrupted a meeting and intentionally 1344 01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:25,279 made tight and hard and then walked out 1345 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:27,240 of the meeting and so she got an extra 1346 01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:28,480 five spankings for making him hard in 1347 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:31,559 front of everyone have a hard time 1348 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:34,200 believing she's only ACR TW an extra 1349 01:04:31,559 --> 01:04:35,799 five yeah I feel like she has enough 1350 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:39,319 like brat energy that she should have 1351 01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:42,440 accured more over the month um but I am 1352 01:04:39,319 --> 01:04:46,000 not the Arbiter of that 1353 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:48,680 decision um so then more you are the 1354 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,680 Arbiter of your own 1355 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:53,640 destiny hell 1356 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:56,319 yeah um so there are lots of 1357 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:59,640 Declarations of love and feelings 1358 01:04:56,319 --> 01:05:02,200 um my notes say sexy times abound and 1359 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,200 that is the 1360 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:08,680 end huh 1361 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,720 yeah 1362 01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:18,079 huh there's 1363 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:21,400 like enough plot that I have questions 1364 01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:24,079 that I would like answers to yes but not 1365 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:25,920 enough for me to feel the story was well 1366 01:05:24,079 --> 01:05:29,160 rounded 1367 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:35,880 yes you know what I'm saying mhm I 1368 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:40,319 do so what's our uh judging scale 1369 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:42,599 keys I guess stone statues gargo 1370 01:05:40,319 --> 01:05:46,079 gargo we could do gargoyles I feel like 1371 01:05:42,599 --> 01:05:49,359 gargoyles feels like what it should be 1372 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:53,000 yeah we can do gargoyles um so for the 1373 01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:57,119 record I'm imagining The Hunchback of 1374 01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:01,440 Notre um mhm and animated cartoon 1375 01:05:57,119 --> 01:06:04,200 gargoyle yes you know mhm that's that's 1376 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:05,559 the ones using for the rating no yeah 1377 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,839 and I feel like that's worth noting when 1378 01:06:05,559 --> 01:06:09,119 we're talking about this rate like it's 1379 01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:11,240 not like there's like 5,000 of them 1380 01:06:09,119 --> 01:06:12,520 right it's like oh okay how many is this 1381 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,200 going to be out of feels like single 1382 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:16,319 digits um yeah I was going to say I 1383 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:19,720 think five because they are five 1384 01:06:16,319 --> 01:06:22,039 brothers oh that's cute yeah um so I 1385 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:26,039 think 1386 01:06:22,039 --> 01:06:26,039 uh two 1387 01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:30,599 because okay so there's a specific 1388 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:33,319 reason it might have been a little bit 1389 01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:35,520 more maybe but the issue that I have 1390 01:06:33,319 --> 01:06:39,480 that really continues to bug me to this 1391 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:41,200 very day is that Jules is human and 1392 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:43,680 Titan is 1393 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:46,039 Immortal and they never address like is 1394 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:48,440 she going to have some kind of expanded 1395 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:51,680 lifespan is this just like until she 1396 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:54,119 gets old and he's over it like that's 1397 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:56,680 never added author is setting themselves 1398 01:06:54,119 --> 01:06:59,520 up to write a whole followup series 1399 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:04,200 which is where all of the original 1400 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:07,359 Partners have died oh damn and now it's 1401 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:10,480 so dark it sounded darker than I meant 1402 01:07:07,359 --> 01:07:12,760 it now the jwes is dead yeah and but 1403 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:14,200 like now they they they're in the new 1404 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,599 series they're going to discover some 1405 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:18,880 sort of advanced magic that they didn't 1406 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:22,599 know about before that will allow the 1407 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:25,680 immortality so part of the plot will be 1408 01:07:22,599 --> 01:07:26,920 overcoming that trauma of losing the 1409 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:30,920 person that they thought was their 1410 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:33,640 partner yeah I mean I hope that's true 1411 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:36,880 um if not Jillian if you're listening 1412 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:40,079 this is for you it's a free idea pick it 1413 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:41,559 up run with it or just keep all of the 1414 01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:43,960 current partners and let us know how 1415 01:07:41,559 --> 01:07:45,920 it's going to happen that feels a bit 1416 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,799 easier you don't have to kill everyone 1417 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:49,200 and write a new series we'd love to just 1418 01:07:47,799 --> 01:07:51,079 know maybe it's that they finally get 1419 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:53,440 into The Relic room and like there's 1420 01:07:51,079 --> 01:07:54,559 something in there that saves them 1421 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,680 you'll just have to read the rest of the 1422 01:07:54,559 --> 01:08:00,119 series I won't probably I mean I might 1423 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:02,200 so the rest weren't out yet um I didn't 1424 01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:04,599 realize that this was meant to be like 1425 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:07,640 an actual series and so the rest weren't 1426 01:08:04,599 --> 01:08:09,799 out um but yeah I feel like two two and 1427 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:13,480 a half cuz there were like some plot 1428 01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:17,239 holes you know yes um so while like the 1429 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:20,440 sex scenes were interesting and like the 1430 01:08:17,239 --> 01:08:21,440 premise was fun it was like it didn't 1431 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:24,960 give me 1432 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:27,000 enough to fill in all those questions 1433 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:29,799 yeah you're 1434 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:33,520 there are only so many holes you can 1435 01:08:29,799 --> 01:08:33,520 fill while not filling the plot 1436 01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:41,480 holes and on that note thank you so much 1437 01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:44,400 for joining us today rate and review the 1438 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:46,440 show like subscribe tell friends we're 1439 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,359 honored that you would choose to spend 1440 01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:51,400 your time hanging with us yeah we 1441 01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:55,040 appreciate you guys and um we'll see you 1442 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:58,080 next time yeah bye SMUD bye well that's 1443 01:08:55,040 --> 01:09:01,040 it for this week's muts [ __ ] we hope it 1444 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:03,400 was good for you cuz it sure was great 1445 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:05,799 for us if you're digging what we're 1446 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,880 doing it would mean a lot if you'd take 1447 01:09:05,799 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