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Speaker 1: Welcome back.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, wow, I love that one.

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Speaker 1: Two Beard the stickles me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith. That was

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Speaker 2: amusing for me. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I like to begin with a bank. You really did

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Speaker 1: start a high note. All downhill from there, just like

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Speaker 1: my career clerks all that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, stop it right now.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of old movies that I made, I did an

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Speaker 1: interview today with w MMR, which is a legendary, iconic

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Speaker 1: historic radio station in the Philadelphia area, and they, God,

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Speaker 1: sometimes my fucking wind up to the story. I get

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Speaker 1: so lost in it that I forget what the the

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Speaker 1: story was. They said something, and I said something the

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Speaker 1: end nice, I know, cock, what was it? The pointed

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Speaker 1: out something?

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Speaker 2: Oh buddy.

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Speaker 1: I was doing an interview about Dogma, but I wound

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Speaker 1: up telling old Dogma stories in the interview. It was

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Speaker 1: kind of a preview of like what's to come with

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Speaker 1: the tour, which I guess was really the point. Like

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Speaker 1: we sold out all the first shows of the tour,

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Speaker 1: added second shows, then we've added cities. We add at Pittsburgh,

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Speaker 1: San Francisco, and they're adding Austin in Denver, oh, twenty

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Speaker 1: cities in total. I have been Jordan is like, you

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Speaker 1: can't go to anymore and I wanted to get to

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Speaker 1: at least twenty five. She's like, there are other things

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Speaker 1: we need to be doing.

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Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, I mean, like what.

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Speaker 1: Some stuff, some strategic partnerships we've been building for many years, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and those relationships may be coming into fruition finally, and

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Speaker 1: so we have to be available.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's suspicious and all right, yeah, it's just.

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Speaker 1: There was we were thinking we're going to be making

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Speaker 1: a movie at the end of April, all through the

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Speaker 1: beginning of we're middle of May, and then that money

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Speaker 1: went away. But you know, it doesn't mean that, like

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Speaker 1: money is not going to come up in another spot

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Speaker 1: and not like you know, I'm sure if somebody listening

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Speaker 1: is like Jesus fucking what a charmed life, it ain't me.

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Speaker 1: The women who make these movies people are like you, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am the woman.

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Speaker 2: That you are.

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Speaker 1: Liz and Jordan, they you know, are always like, all right,

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Speaker 1: if it ain't gonna be that, it'll be this, And

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Speaker 1: I've got places to go and stuff. So I you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not like it's going to happen, but it has

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Speaker 1: a good chances happening. Again based on other discussions that

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Speaker 1: are going on.

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, what about saying all right, well, I,

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Speaker 3: for one have been tracking the dogmatour like a hawk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are. You're adorable, Like I had no idea

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Speaker 1: that you were such a ticket watcher.

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Speaker 2: I absolutely am.

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Speaker 1: Hardly since the site has been up, has been like

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Speaker 1: this one sold out, the other one sold out, this one's.

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Speaker 2: Was on it today? Yeah, I was on it yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I look, I go all the time, but I have

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Speaker 1: a vested interest. What's your three time? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: What happened happiness? Well? Thank you? I thought it was

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Speaker 1: like the fucking Disney bloggers are down for two days.

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Speaker 1: So you're like, I got nothing else, I have some

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Speaker 1: spare time, We'll watch the tickets.

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Speaker 2: It's just invested in your happiness.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that very much. What are your thoughts from

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Speaker 1: the outside, What does it look like?

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Speaker 2: It looks like people are stoked. I mean, the first

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Speaker 2: shows sold out so fast.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows what information that

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Speaker 1: was shared with me from the tip top. You exclusive

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Speaker 1: it is, my god, we should market it as such.

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Speaker 1: The yeah CinemaCon just happened used to be called Show

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Speaker 1: West when I was a youngster, all the way up

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Speaker 1: to like fairly recently. Now it's called CinemaCon, probably a

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Speaker 1: better name.

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Speaker 2: Could you have gone because.

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Speaker 1: An exhibitor for as for example, Sadcastle keeper Ernie O'Donnell

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Speaker 2: Was there a reason that you weren't there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I like, I don't really go places unless like they're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we want you to do a talk and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: It gives I would probably be the guy that gets

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Speaker 4: Ben Bad presentation, Ben a flack, it's me, It's it's

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Speaker 1: I'm silent, Bob Bad just ignorous doing his fucking studio

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Speaker 1: app So anyway, they count too, because a masterful thriller

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Speaker 1: Bed do you know what was master Oh the way

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Speaker 1: you dodged me just now.

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Speaker 2: Kind of hurt my feeling really hurtful.

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Speaker 1: I see you're taking a selfie. They did one of

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Speaker 1: those like look at all these fucking famous people, let's

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Speaker 1: take a selfie things. Because I think he was there

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Speaker 1: with Amazon or something like that. I think that's who's

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Speaker 1: doing the accounting to I do hear that, So it

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Speaker 1: would feel weird to me if I was there, not

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Speaker 1: on stage. And I don't mean to sound that, to

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Speaker 1: sound arrogant or anything. It's just like, make sure I

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Speaker 1: heard the doorbell. I'm assuming somebody went to get it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I would just assume you'd want to go to

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Speaker 2: see the exclusive previews.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, there's always a part of me that would like

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Speaker 1: to do that.

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Speaker 2: But then because I would go, if you want to

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Speaker 2: go next year, I go.

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Speaker 1: I think about that and like, but I don't know,

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, think about the one I

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Speaker 1: would have went for this year is like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the Superman presentation. Yeah, it's literally up on fucking Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it like the next not even that day?

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Speaker 1: That night?

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Speaker 2: It gives D twenty three? Is is that correct? It's

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Speaker 2: giving to me D twenty three D exclusive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but the D twenty three stuff doesn't leak

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Speaker 2: Three stuff that goes up like the second second.

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Speaker 1: One, not always because they don't even do that with

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Speaker 1: the ship they do at Comic Con, like I saw

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Speaker 1: a far different trailer for Guardians the Galaxy three than

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Speaker 1: they released either time when they did their like their

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Speaker 1: two theatrical big drops for their trailer. Yeah, the one

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Speaker 1: I saw was done to the was the Flaming Lips. Dude,

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Speaker 1: whole video was like fucking oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I was there and.

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Speaker 1: We were there. Yeah. Yeah, we were.

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Speaker 2: In the back room crying.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that was his baby rocket, right baby rocket?

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Speaker 2: Oh god that was that was That was a tough one.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you they can swap shit out. D twenty

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Speaker 1: the good ship D twenty three seeds.

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Speaker 2: I guess, just in terms of the announcements like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're doing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that. It's it's pretty

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Speaker 2: live on social media.

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Speaker 1: Just for those folks who are like, hey man, I've

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Speaker 1: been fucking paying attention and I'm keeping track and ship.

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Speaker 1: I got that piece on eBay. I want it.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you.

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Speaker 1: And it arrived. I saw it, I showed Harley. I

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Speaker 1: felt like I felt I don't know, I felt like

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Speaker 1: I landed a boat to Marlin. I was a fisher person.

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Speaker 2: Hot take. Yeah, the ones you had commissioned. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: like more.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Bobby D very happy to

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Speaker 1: hear that. I texted that right before the show went.

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Speaker 1: I said, everyone likes the yours more than the original,

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Speaker 2: It's the truth. Rocky's little hat is blue and Bobby

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Speaker 2: D's and it's gray in the other one in the.

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Speaker 1: Original piece, Bobby D said, it like makes no sense

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Speaker 1: why they wouldn't Why.

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Speaker 2: Is this heart not blue?

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Speaker 1: Give them the blue aviator got? But now I've got both.

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Speaker 1: And the original has three signatures of Bullwinkle icons that

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Speaker 1: with two other like really cool pieces as well. So

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Speaker 1: all's well, that ends.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm so happy for you. I know that that

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Speaker 2: was that was hard.

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Speaker 1: It was it was it was an adventure and you.

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Speaker 2: Ended up with three of the piece.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but but like Bobby D, I texted him the

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Speaker 1: original photo of the original to be like I won

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Speaker 1: the original, but yours is better, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad. Otherwise, you know, we wouldn't have done

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Speaker 1: what we did. Like he I had bought a bowl

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Speaker 1: that other piece made me go like, maybe I can

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Speaker 1: he can paint a thing. Not only did he paint that,

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Speaker 1: that ringing the doorbell was like. I had him do

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Speaker 1: six sell paintings of the opening credit sequence to The

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Speaker 1: Rocky Show and he's finished. The FedExing and packet fucking

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Speaker 1: fire looks it looks like the absolute real thing. You

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Speaker 1: could never get this in real life. It's not like, well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you just collect those pieces? They animated down

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Speaker 1: in Mexico. Oh wow, in the very beginning of like, hey,

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Speaker 1: let's try doing stuff in Mexico. So for four years

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Speaker 1: the Mexican animation company to air with no checks or quality. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So the first season is like, you know, all over

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Speaker 1: the place, quality control could bless you. And then just

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Speaker 1: when they got it down to a science, they moved

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Speaker 1: it back up to the States because ultimately it wound

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Speaker 1: continue doing it down there. There's so much boring bullwinkle

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Speaker 1: his You know so much, and yet I don't know anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be on a panel at the Van

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Speaker 1: Eaton Gallery April nineteenth, the day before the Dogma tour

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Speaker 1: kicks off. By the way, dogmamovie dot com. By the way,

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Speaker 1: that's where Harley hangs out.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm at.

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Speaker 1: You find her madly refreshing those pages.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the other end of the screen, going another one.

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Speaker 1: So another sea it is. I'm going to be there

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Speaker 1: on the nineteenth. Hello, Bertie, and I'm part of a panel,

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Speaker 1: a bowlinkle panel about Jay Ward.

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Speaker 2: I see it. No, I'm very excited I did for you.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm going to be being treated like a

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Speaker 1: serious bullwinkle expert. You are, well, we'll see. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be up there with real experts.

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Speaker 2: The absolutely you qualify as a bowl winkle expert at

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Speaker 2: this point.

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Speaker 1: True. But Jay Ward's daughter Tiffany Ward and his granddaughter

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Speaker 1: Amber Ward they're gonna be there as well. Something tells

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Speaker 1: me they're your new best friends. They may have me

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Speaker 1: beat in terms of what they know, like as much

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Speaker 1: as I enjoy Bullwinkle, Like the Amber said, my whole

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Speaker 1: Atlantic Islands is where small Castle Cinemas is. Now what

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Speaker 2: Where the movies come to play.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's eyes looked all over the internet. Nobody ever put

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Speaker 2: Ask me more.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I like my Kevin Smith's first fandom.

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Speaker 2: Rocky and Bullwinkle. What what Marvel DC? What the fun?

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Speaker 1: What the hell? I have to just think of my

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Speaker 2: Oh Snoopynopie, meet their newbie.

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Speaker 1: My first fandom, I collected Snoopy. Snoopy was my guy

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Speaker 2: Our lady, yes, pH.

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Speaker 1: after our lady of perpetual help. Oh no, she will

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly that may have infected my personality. The notion

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Speaker 1: It wasn't man, because they would give me two dollars

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Speaker 1: from postings and ship one, the you know, the you

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Speaker 1: Listened to his podcast with his daughter and it didn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you uncovered a fucking thing. That's how I made

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Speaker 2: Why is that my sleepy boys?

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Speaker 1: For those who you're watching on that chems to me,

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Speaker 1: Marcel Marceau. I'm going full silent Bob. I saw like

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Speaker 1: Let's just call it.

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Speaker 2: Like, whoa, Oh man, why are we giving this man

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Speaker 1: a bunch of teens and scholars stabbing white people. Too

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Speaker 1: creepy for me. Lol. Right after the Jesus post, WHOA Now,

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Speaker 1: I was raised in Jesus, WHOA. We didn't do that

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Speaker 1: second thing. That's some hateful shit. So when I see

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Speaker 2: Good riddance, buddy, holy good fucking ridden No creepy.

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Speaker 1: Ass crazy ow. Yeah, I don't know why I still

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Speaker 2: Man, It's like, yeah, why do you even just stay

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Speaker 1: The fuck?

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Speaker 2: But like, does that actual piece of garbage still own it?

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Speaker 2: Or did he sell it?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, didn't he sell I don't know. I don't even

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Speaker 1: Anyways, all right, it was supposed to be your show,

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Speaker 1: me into asking questions.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it was fun for me.

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Speaker 1: What is your idea for a show?

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Speaker 2: Well I didn't realize it was my show today. But

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Speaker 2: I would like to talk about what matters most to me?

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Speaker 1: Okay, what matters most to me? By Harley Quinn Smith

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Speaker 1: management to me, my Baker car, my boyfriend Austin, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Any pew, Oh we should talk actually before we well,

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Speaker 1: Oh, first of all, got to be a billionaire.

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Speaker 2: His name is pronounced Buell. A few things about Buell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a boy.

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Speaker 2: He's a boy. I've started picking him up, which is

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Speaker 1: For those who came in late, Harley's uh best friend, horror, Harley,

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Speaker 1: will you marry me? Because my host impression. Harley's Bunny

443
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: who my band and also the namesake of her band

444
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: listen to But I was going to say marketing Uh

445
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: left us tragically too early at the age of one

446
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: hundred and eight. Bunny lived a long time man, and

447
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 1: so naturally we thought Harley would never would be bunny

448
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: less forever. But a new Bunny came into her life

449
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: to help mend her her bunny broken heart. Buele is

450
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: and he's hopped all over her life.

451
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 2: He's really such a funny guy, and I often think

452
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: Cinnamon sent him as a joke. I think Cinnamon was like,

453
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: you know what you had me. I hid under the

454
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: bed for many years, didn't move that much, never left

455
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: the room. Here's the craziest.

456
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: Motherfucker I can ever remember. All the things you wished

457
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: for that I would be more interactive, but I would

458
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: come out and hang out with you, whip around the room.

459
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: Here it is, Here's buell, unadulterated, you fucking bnuts.

460
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: Fuel is so just such a funny little guy. But

461
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: I've started picking him up and he's okay with it. No,

462
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 2: well he'll let me pick him up. But he has

463
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: started to bite.

464
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: He bites me, put me the fuck down.

465
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: Yes, but yesterday he did fall asleep in my arms

466
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: and it was quite magical.

467
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you broke through but then reached him.

468
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: He woke up and bit me. Bull is also the person.

469
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've said the story of how Bill came

470
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 2: into my life before, but I'll just give a quick

471
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: little run.

472
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: For those late Yes, the story of the story.

473
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: I was.

474
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 2: Working on this project and I went in for a fitting,

475
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: a costume fitting, and the costume designer asked what my

476
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: necklace says. It says Cinna for cinnamon, and I told

477
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: her I that was my rabbit who just passed away

478
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 2: after ten years of being together. And she was like, oh,

479
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: that's crazy, because I know somebody who's looking to rehome

480
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 2: their rabbit. Right now, I feel like you're not listening.

481
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: I never have it right now, I can even do

482
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: the fucking inflection. I was so dial up.

483
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: And I was not going to I was not going

484
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: to take him because it was a little too soon

485
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: to losing Cinnamon. But then I saw a picture of Bill,

486
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: and Bill is one handsome man, and you're like, I

487
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: must have him. I cannot say no to this guy.

488
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I must have him. I must have.

489
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: And when we got Be, the person who had him

490
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: previously told us that he will shed his for once

491
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: a year. I did not really understand because cinnamon Cinnamon

492
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: did not really do that.

493
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: No, is that molting or no, it looks like it

494
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: molting is.

495
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 2: Birds birds, But it's like he's molting.

496
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,479
Speaker 1: Hair has just been coming off.

497
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: It's just coming off. I have a a giant sized

498
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: freezer bag full of the ziploc bag full of bules hair.

499
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: Yes, and you can build another be you at the

500
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: building works shot.

501
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: The life beam and there's a here's a it was

502
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: a funny.

503
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 5: Oh God's abuse for you to be choose me, fuck me,

504
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 5: film me up. The dirtiest fucking song there ever was

505
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 5: shot for beauty.

506
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: Fuck me, stuff me, fill me with love.

507
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 2: Not the real theres close enough, but you know what,

508
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: not that far off?

509
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: What a happy day when best friends get I promise

510
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: to left night. Remember there's somebody who does the taking

511
00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: partner beauty man. There's a I think it's on Netflix.

512
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: I don't know where I watch it, but there is

513
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: a Build a Bear documentary. But it's oddly enough, it's

514
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: only like twenty eight or thirty four minutes long. It

515
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: was a very weird, like world, what a fucking lot.

516
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: There's a lot I had to go into that. That

517
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: was a nationwide brand man like something. But they can

518
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: only really get half an hour out of I was

519
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: kind of flower gassed, like I was like, make some

520
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: shit up. Oh I say the first build of bears

521
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: were made of human skins. Oh god, taken from from

522
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: who an ancient burial ground?

523
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: Oh God, not build Abu, build Abu. I so wish

524
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: that they still had to build a bear close to

525
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: our house, close to your house.

526
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm sure get tariffed. I can't fucking put any

527
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: stuff in there.

528
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: We can't have anything. It's not anymore.

529
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: It comes in another country anyways.

530
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: So Beal looks like he's wearing pants right now because

531
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: he shed all his back fur, but not the fur

532
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: on his butt.

533
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: He's wearing a fairy pair of pants.

534
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: He does have a free pair of pants on right now,

535
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: durable man.

536
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: It's like Peter cottontail or something that's very cute and.

537
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: It's very nice. But anyways, what I would like to

538
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: talk about.

539
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: So wait when the the the pants you know of

540
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: hair comes off, he'll look thinner.

541
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll scraw I mean yeah, his I would say

542
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 2: the pants are like an inch more out than the

543
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: rest of us. Smart.

544
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: It's so strange. And he'll do this every year, I guess,

545
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: fucking so. I mean, keep an eye on the ship

546
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: he lives behind man just in case it's not like

547
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: another rabbit. Could be a Gizmo type situation.

548
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can can you imagine a second? Be

549
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: a little.

550
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: There's a thing that I see on TikTok all the

551
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: time and on Instagram, a little short video and it's

552
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: it says, my husband checking up on me when I'm

553
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: doing my activities. And it's a clip from Gremlins when

554
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: the boy Billy like he's doing something and then he

555
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: like turns over to talk to Gizmo, who's like sitting

556
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: in his bed with three D glasses on looking at

557
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: a comic book of watching TV so he turns over

558
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: and me goes, you're right, and he's like, all right, nice,

559
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: what Okay, back to you.

560
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: So I'd like to talk about a very big event

561
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: that happened this week. Okay, the first people to go

562
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: to Epic Universe.

563
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: Harley is a theme park enthusiast, heavy on the ass.

564
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: She has been waiting for this park to open. She's

565
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: been sending me videos all last week of Frankenstein. They've

566
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: got the Frankenstein, the animatronic that like, now, these things

567
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: look incredibly much more lifelike. And they even had how

568
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: to train your dragon toothless, like an autonomous little like

569
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: just a little guy. Yeah, I mean robot with skin

570
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: on and ship, but like he looked like the thing

571
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: come to life and looked like an animal, put his

572
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: ears back, rolled his eyes, and ships. It's pretty fucking impressive.

573
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 3: Man.

574
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: So when we eventually lose all the dogs and cats

575
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: because of like remember playing the Apes, that's how it begins. First,

576
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: all the cats and dogs die because they bring something

577
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: back from space. Everyone's so sad, like we want a pet,

578
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: and they into the apes and ship the chimps, and

579
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: that's where it all starts going fucking south. Because first

580
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: their pets, but then they're like, hey, they can pick

581
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: up the dry cleaning as well. Oh shit, that's how

582
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: it gets very slippery slope. And so they eventually get

583
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: to that place where they realize, hey, man, fucking we

584
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: can uprise and ship. That's conquest of the Planet the Apes,

585
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: which ironically was fourth in the series and the original.

586
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: I know that you had a whole fucking Planet of

587
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: the Apes series of your own, your whole generation and

588
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: shit like that, but the classic Planet of the Apes

589
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: man going back even before I was born. Let me

590
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: take you back to a time when Rod's serling motherfucker

591
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: who wrote The Twilight Zone nearly every episode of the

592
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: Twilight Zone at least took credit for nearly every episode

593
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: of the Twilight Zone. Him, Pierre Boulet, is based on

594
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: his book, came up with this fucking story about like

595
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: these space travelers who you know, the astronauts who return

596
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: to Earth, but they don't come back to that come

597
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: to a planet where apes have evolved past man and man.

598
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: Basically the relationship is fucking reversed completely. And uh. At

599
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: the end of course, the big hook, as you found out,

600
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: it was Earth and shit like you know, because he

601
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: sees the Statue of Liberty. He's like, God, damn it,

602
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: you're blowing up. So that was the first one. It

603
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: was a mind fuck. Then the second one was Beneath

604
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: the Planet of the Apes, and at the end of

605
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: that movie they destroy the Earth because there's one last

606
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: atomic bomb. And in the midst of the fight with

607
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: the Ape Army and shit, some of the guy tailor

608
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: no Taylor is the first guy. I forget what the

609
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: second astronaut's name was, he like fucking dies and as

610
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: he was shot and he grabs the control and pushes

611
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: it down the go No, okay, but it's pretty powerful.

612
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: I thought I heard a tear coming in.

613
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: It's cool ending. They fucking like one of the few

614
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: movies where everybody fucking dies at the end, like the

615
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: whole world blows up. Then, you know, because that came

616
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: out and people were like, I guess that's the end

617
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: of the Epe movies. The third one was called Escape

618
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: from the Planet of the Apes. Oh, and that's where

619
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: they took everybody's two favorite characters, the chimpanzees, Cornelius and Zero.

620
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: And the movie opens with a spacecraft. The spacecraft from

621
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: the first movie that Charlton Heston was a landing in

622
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: the water and shit, and fucking government coming out to

623
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: meet it and they're like, welcome back, gentlemen to the

624
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: United States, and the astronauts take their helmets off and

625
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: it's the Apes. So they're our world in our timeline,

626
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: like this ain't no more like dystopian fucking future and

627
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: ship the Apes have come back to our world. So

628
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: the whole movie is charming fish out of water, shit

629
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: about Cornelius and Zero being embraced by the world, particularly

630
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: America and turned into celebrities and shit like that, and

631
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,280
Speaker 1: then slowly everybody fucking turns on them and shit because

632
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: they know something. There's a guy who like works with

633
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: the government who's like they her cool and shit, but

634
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: like there's something they're not telling us, what happened to

635
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: the astronauts who were in this craft, and like they're like, oh,

636
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: we don't know, you know, we were there were there

637
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: were there's some shit going on, but like we were

638
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: scientists and blah blah blah. But it oubts that they would, like,

639
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, she the one guy gets her drunk, gives

640
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 1: her Great Juice plus and really it's just fucking wine

641
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: he's getting her all lubed up, and so Zero gets

642
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: drunk and she starts talking about the world they came from,

643
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, like I used to

644
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: operate on human beings, you know, take out their brains

645
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: and study the way we study like animals and shit.

646
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: So this guy hears all this and he's like, that's

647
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: the future, Like we could stop this right now, and

648
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: so it becomes like, we have to kill these fucking two.

649
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 1: They find out that Zero is pregnant, and so they

650
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: came three of them off the ship. One was doctor Milo,

651
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: but doctor Milo got killed by a real gorilla because

652
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: first they put them in cages because they didn't know

653
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: what to do with them even though they were wearing

654
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: clothing and shit like that. They put them in cages

655
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: next to like an actual gorilla, and the real gorilla

656
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: strangled doctor Milo. So all this leftist Cornelius and Zero

657
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: and stuff, they become super popular. But then this guy

658
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: is just like, hey man, these this is they're danger Like,

659
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: I here's the tape. I know what the future looks like.

660
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: We become extinct, they hunt us, the relationship is turned

661
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: upside down. We have to stop this now, and then

662
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: they found out she's pregnant, and they're like, that's it.

663
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: This is how it begins, Like, we can't let the

664
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: fucking first talking hate be born in our timeline because

665
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: that leads to everything that she talks about. Shit. So

666
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: they turn on them and they hunt them down and stuff.

667
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: Oh it's so sad. They kill them both.

668
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I don't have to fucking see it

669
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: like your coal miner's daughter.

670
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: You would never in such an old movie. Oh my god.

671
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: The guy like, oh, it's so heartbreaking and shit, and

672
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: they die together Nelssen zero. But she throws the baby

673
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: off like the dock into the water and shit, like

674
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: you know, and then the guy shoots into the water

675
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: to kill the baby. But what you find out the

676
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: end is that when they were briefly like hiding in

677
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: the circus with Cardo Montabon's character, there was another chimpanzee

678
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: there who was pregnant at the time, and they switched babies,

679
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: and so they you know, they go to Ricardo Montabon,

680
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: who's talking to the little baby chimp who's in the

681
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: big cage with the mom chimp, and he's just like,

682
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, yes, you're you know you're very special, you know,

683
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: but we can't tell anybody and stuff, and he walks

684
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: away and little Chimp goes like it ends, and it

685
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: cuts the fucking black and roll the credits with him

686
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: just going mama, because it's haunting because you're like, oh

687
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: my god, Like this guy didn't even stop it. He Killednia,

688
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: Cornelis and zero. But the baby is still alive. So

689
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: the fucking Planet of the Apes timeline is still sacred.

690
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: The next movie is called The Conquest of the Planet

691
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: of the Apes, and it's about their baby, whose name

692
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: is Caesar, and so.

693
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Caesar.

694
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where they started biting from for their storyline.

695
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: So Caesar is their kid. He picks his own name,

696
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: he has a different fucking name, and then he gets

697
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: traded away to somebody else. And at this point, this

698
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: is where you start learning the history where like, you know,

699
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: they talked about in the first movie where all the

700
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: dogs and cats died and so like apes became pets

701
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: and like blah blah blah. I think they touched a

702
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: little bit on the origin there. But here in Conquest

703
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: and the Planet Apes, they have a statue to like

704
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: our best friends, there's a statue of a dog and

705
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,479
Speaker 1: a cat, because none of them are alive on planet Earth.

706
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: Because once we start going to space, somebody brought something

707
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: back that killed all the dogs and cats, that led

708
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: us to like chimps and apes, that led them from

709
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: being pets to being servants and shit. And that is

710
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: the world of conquest of the planet the eph So Caesar,

711
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: who picks his name in this but the child of

712
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: Cornelia said Zira, he is like eighteen twenty when it

713
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: begins or whatnot, and it's all about like subtle rebellion.

714
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: It is so fuck it's masterful. It was shot down

715
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: in Century City. You know, the towers are in Century City.

716
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: That was when it was first built, so it was

717
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: brand new, so it looked futuristic. So they shoot there

718
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: as if like that's what the world looks like in

719
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: fucking twenty whatever the fuck, which I believe if I

720
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: look back on now, I think we are well passed

721
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: the point the year that story took place. So he

722
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: can speak, but he can't say anything. But he talks

723
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,479
Speaker 1: to the circus owner, Ricardo Mont's bomb, but he winds

724
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: up getting killed or whatever. So Caesar winds up with

725
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: the governor of California of New America or whatever. It's

726
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: this quasi futuristic stopian society which is very clean. It's

727
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: not like, you know, fucking society's collapse. Society is like

728
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: homogenized and you know, fucking nobody does anything because we

729
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: have all these simian servants and stuff. It's almost like

730
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: it is now, but everything is out. Everything's digital now,

731
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: and shit, everything there was like they showed like apes

732
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: doing their fingernails and shit like that, and so like

733
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: somebody would the ape would fuck up, and they'd be

734
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: like no, you know, and like yelled them shit like

735
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: you were a yellow dog. It's very profound the movie,

736
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's it runs on a couple of different levels.

737
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I don't have to see the entire

738
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: series now, seeing how I've been explained all of it.

739
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: The governor guy asks Caesar, like pick your name, and

740
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: you know, Caesar pretends like he's a normal chimp, so

741
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: he's just like he's given him the birdy headcock and shit,

742
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: and then he just opens up a book and seemingly

743
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: random picks but he looks and he points, and like

744
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: chimps and apes can't read, so they're not thinking that

745
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: he knows exactly where, and he picks Caesar, and the

746
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: guy's like Caesar a great military leader, and caes just

747
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: like and so Caesar slowly foments rebellion. The only kind

748
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: human he ever knew was killed by other humans, so

749
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: he has no fucking love for the human race. And

750
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: the whole movie is about I know, oh it's so good,

751
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: but the whole movie is about him fomenting like revolution,

752
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: and it it is. It's powerful even now, you can

753
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: see I still get emotional thinking about it. But when

754
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: they made it, we were not We were still in

755
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: the throes of the civil rights movement, and it was

756
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: not like lost on people that this was a like

757
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: good science fiction. This story was holding a mirror up

758
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: to our world. And so the end of the movie

759
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: originally was the apes killing everybody. Oh wow. And then

760
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: the studio got scared. They're like, I I can't guarantee

761
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: this won't be a fucking clarion call to true revolution

762
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: because the times were so fucking turbulent at that moment.

763
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: So what they did instead was they do this like

764
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: shot of you know, it was Rody McDowell playing Caesar,

765
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: playing his own son, because he had played Cornelius as well,

766
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: and so most of the time he shot in this

767
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: like waste up or head to toeja. Then they come

768
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: into this shot that's just his eyes, and it was

769
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: this wasn't something they did while they were shooting the movie.

770
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 1: They did this in posts where they're like, well, let's

771
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: just assume it in the eyes. Then we're gonna make

772
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: him say anything we want. And so he's building this

773
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: fucking speech where he's like, we will crush the humans

774
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: the way they have done to it, like it is powerful.

775
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: And then they come into the shot and he goes

776
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: but not today but you know, and then they land

777
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: with like today begins the Conquest of the Planet of

778
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: the Apes, and you know, everyone's going like woww shit,

779
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: but they pulled back because they were really scared that

780
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: people would just fucking leave the theater and start tearing

781
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: Town's partnership, being like, god, damn it, they understand and shit,

782
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: that's incredible powerful filmmaking. The fifth in the series, Oh

783
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: there's another one. It's called Battle for the Planet of

784
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: the Apes, and it has its own charms, but it

785
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: is a far cry from the previous four because basically

786
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: it now takes place in the world we saw in

787
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: the Planet of the Apes and so, but this is

788
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: the last stand where humans and apes are fighting one

789
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: another and shit like that. This is a notion that

790
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: they took and really blew up in those new Planet

791
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: of the Apes movies like man An April War and shit.

792
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,959
Speaker 1: So that's what they did in Battle for the Planet

793
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: of the Apes. But at the end of it, which

794
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: was meant to be the last one, and it was

795
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: for like decades, they're all sitting together and they're the

796
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: Lawgiver is uh is they're reading from the scroll of

797
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: the Lawgiver.

798
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: Who oh, there it goes again. I just like how

799
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: I was like, are you gonna cry?

800
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: And you're like, no, well not on that one. But

801
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 1: I forgot how fucking hardcore gets.

802
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 2: Oh we have to go through all five.

803
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: There's a reason I love those movies. They're fucking powerful.

804
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: And they would run them on the four to thirty movie.

805
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 2: Movie.

806
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: That's where I watched it the most, was on the

807
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: four thirty movie and they would run short versions of

808
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: the flick. So it wasn't until I got laser disc

809
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: years after I was watching the Planet of the Apes

810
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: movies where I saw the actual Planet of the Apes.

811
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: I'd never seen the full version. Oh, I'd only seen

812
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: the four thirty movie version, which was seventy two minutes.

813
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: So they cut a two hour, fifteen minute movie to

814
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: seventy two minutes and said this is Planet the Ape,

815
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: And for my whole life, I was like, what it

816
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: sure the fuck is? Yeah? Four to thirty movie ran

817
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: from four thirty till six o'clock at night. That's only

818
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: ninety minutes with commercials taken out. That puts you at

819
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: between sixty five and seventy two minutes. Oh my god.

820
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: So they took a two hour and change movie and

821
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: cut it down to that length. So my version playing

822
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: the Apes I grew up watching begins with them on

823
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: the planet. But when I'm watching the Laser disc years later,

824
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: it's like takes place out in fucking spaceship and I'm like,

825
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: it's fucking nuts, man. We must got the uncut version.

826
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: Did this come from Japan? Like is this a bootleg?

827
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: But it was the actual full feature version that I'd

828
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:35,479
Speaker 1: never seen.

829
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 2: That would be a mind fuck.

830
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: It was kind of a mind fucker. I was like,

831
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: they went to space first, Like what the I absolutely

832
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: love those movies, No disrespect to the what they eventually

833
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: did with the new movies. They people love those as well,

834
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: but those movies like made Me who I Am? That

835
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: was amongst the first fandom that was before even Star Wars,

836
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: those movies. I like about you is you'll sit there

837
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 1: and listen to any old bullshit without being like people

838
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: have see move on.

839
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 3: Well.

840
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: Sometimes I like to see, like how far you're gonna go?

841
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: And then I will sell you on this plane.

842
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: There's a fourth one. Oh man, there's a big one.

843
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: And I thought I was in charge of the show.

844
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: You are in charge of the show. What were we

845
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: talking about before? I it's been like an hour. I

846
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: know we asked a very specific question. What was it?

847
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: How the fun did we get to age?

848
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: I have no fucking idea. Him blushing.

849
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're watching on that Kevin Smith club, you

850
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: could see that he's blushing. I saw somebody bitching about

851
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 1: h and rightfully, so I'm not dismissing it going like bitching,

852
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: but somebody going like, hey man, I was watching something,

853
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: oh abalon video from the last Babylon we did and

854
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: will put up an ad for beardless, stickless me. And

855
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: he was a club member. He's like beer of Stickless

856
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: Me is on. iHeart, like, what am I paying for

857
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: the fucking club for? Man? I could just listen to

858
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: show for free, and people pointed out, like you you

859
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: can't watch the show anyplace else. And there's also the

860
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: after show as well. I don't think the gentleman was

861
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: that persuaded about Beardless Stickless Plus. That's right, beerdless Stickless

862
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: plus is the after show. That's where the party happens.

863
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: This is the business. This is the fucking that is

864
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: the mullet of beardless stickless Me, because business up front,

865
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: then it's all parts. But but so it did make

866
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: me go like, oh, that's true. I have I've stopped

867
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: doing anything else for the club except beardless Stickless Me.

868
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: So I started a new show called Silent Bob's Breakdown.

869
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: Oh what's that?

870
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: Well? It works on two levels. One is me just like,

871
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: hey man, this is what we're up to and fucking like.

872
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: But then it's also the world slots.

873
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Nobody?

874
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: Right?

875
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: No?

876
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: Right?

877
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

878
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: So a bit of that good for the mental health.

879
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: I realized I was suffering silently and I was like

880
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: why why I could kill sorry, I could feed thank

881
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: you two birds with one seed by using my fucking

882
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: the fock's going on and just channeling it into a thing. Yeah,

883
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: it's the stuff I forgot from when I was in

884
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: the fucking nuthouse and shit. But it did come back

885
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: where I was like, oh, well, you can, you know,

886
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: still deal with your issues while getting something done.

887
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 2: I'm sure other people are relating.

888
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: I saw a few people being like, I get it, Yeah,

889
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: I get it.

890
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people feel the same way

891
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: right now. Yeah, it's pretty interesting times.

892
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: May you live in interesting times? Tariff scout YEP called

893
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: off for ninety days.

894
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh what wait?

895
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: They got called off for ninety days except for China, China.

896
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: He jacked it up.

897
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 2: Austin went and bought a phone yesterday before the terrorifts

898
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: went into effect.

899
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: I told Mom because Mom was talking about, like I

900
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: need a laptop. I was like, we should be doing

901
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: it now, because like, right across a couple or at

902
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: least twelve hundred dollars more. Yeah, that's twelve hundred dollars

903
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: I could be spending on fucking bowling Clark. Yeah, come on, priorities, woman, Geez,

904
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: I make my family go without so I could have

905
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: pictures of dead cartoons for now.

906
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 2: I remember what we were talking about.

907
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: Fire Away, good thing, welcome back co host.

908
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: Well, fuck, I was just staring in amazement as my

909
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 2: dad walked me through all five fucking Planet of the

910
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 2: Apes films. My god, I'm a good ass daughter. I

911
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 2: just sit here politely and listened to the coal miner's

912
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 2: daughter explanation.

913
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: One of the first things I said when I was

914
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: done was like, it's so.

915
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 2: Lovely, not even the synopsis, the hole play by play, you.

916
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: Tell you something, Grandpopoly. He wouldn't have explained something that long.

917
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know that many.

918
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 1: So what I didn't get as a child I gave

919
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: as an adult.

920
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god.

921
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: I always dreamed my old man would sit down and

922
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: explain shit to me painfully to the point that I understood.

923
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: He threw a five franchise.

924
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: Exactly fucking I want to know every detailed, dad.

925
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 2: Describing it in such detail that he cried multiple times.

926
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: And my father wouldn't do that either. Although he would

927
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: cry at movies. I saw my old crime movies. That's

928
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: the only time I ever really saw him get emotional,

929
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: except when like, like his mom died. I don't think

930
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: he cried when his dad died. Maybe he did, but

931
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: none around us. But in the movies he had no

932
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: problem just being like, I respect.

933
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 2: You gotta let it out sometimes, Oh my god.

934
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: Like that led to me being an artist, like looking

935
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: at my fucking father, like get emotional about art. There's

936
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: definitely a fucking connection there and shit. But that being said,

937
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: he never would have over explained the Planet of the Apes.

938
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: They're sucking me.

939
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: Count your fucking blessings. I dreamed of my old man

940
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: explaining all the Planet of the Apes movies to me.

941
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: It would have been amazing. This is my old man. Huh,

942
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: Like I guess this hearing got bad to you know,

943
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: toward not the well, I guess what wound up being

944
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: the end, but we didn't think it was going to

945
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: be the end. But like his so he was always

946
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: like I'd be like, hey, dad, did you watch that thing? Huh?

947
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: Did you watch that thing?

948
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, oh my god, fucking Austin does that yes,

949
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you fucking heard me, you know what

950
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: I said?

951
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: If I hear him do it and it triggers me,

952
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 1: oh no, if I'm sorry, if I'm like.

953
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 2: Or who I just remember playing of the Apes?

954
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like Austin, sit down. Do you know

955
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: about the planet the Apes? Have you seen these movies?

956
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: Not the new ones. I'm talking about the old ones

957
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: with the rubber masks and ship because that's what makeup

958
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: was real. You can't paint dots on your face and

959
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: put it on fucking monkey skin later. You gotta wear

960
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: fucking prosthetics on your face. It gotta look like your

961
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: mouth don't even move. That's the crazy thing. If you

962
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: watch Roddy McDowell, this is Academy Award winning makeup, and

963
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm taking shit away because it's amazing. But like that

964
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: dude had to overact with his mouth to make the

965
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: monkey mouth move a little bit. So when you watch

966
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: the movie, there's a lot of like, you don't understand Tarla.

967
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: We have to stop general, you know, because it's not

968
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: like form to their lips and shit. But it was

969
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: ahead of its time makeup. That's what I would say

970
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: to Austin if he was like huh huh, and then

971
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: he'd learn never to say huh again because he'd be like,

972
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, whenever I say hung around your dad

973
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: he over explains movies. I don't give a fuck of that.

974
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: He just walks me through the playing out the apes.

975
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: He's very passionate about it. I will say that for him.

976
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: But we were talking about toothless about.

977
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: Epic Universe Universe. I always want to say Epic Adventure,

978
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: Epic Universe, Universal's new theme park in Florida, Epic Adventures

979
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: so close, Yes, yes, mine sounds better the illiterative. Technically,

980
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 1: I guess Epic Universe is also alliterative because it begins

981
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: with a vowel, both of them, but it doesn't have

982
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: the illiterative sound because that you.

983
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: I thought an alliteration was the same letter. It's not.

984
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be. I never know, so it

985
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: could be like an egregious anecdote. Oh that begins with

986
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: an A in an a whoa. Don't quote man, but

987
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's right. I didn't know, So I

988
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: think Epic Adventure, like my mouth just wants to say that,

989
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: it's little more lyricals Epic Universe is like Epic Universe,

990
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: two different.

991
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: Works, and put some respect on that name. That's a

992
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: good ass theme park.

993
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: We see on the side, whether it's epic or not

994
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: when I go fucking visit it and shit like that.

995
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: But I do look forward to it. They got a

996
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: monster Land, they got aphon Universe that's called Dark Universe.

997
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 2: They got fucking how to Train Your Dragon, Isles of Burke.

998
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: How to Train your Dragon Land? They got Super Nintendo Land.

999
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 2: They have that out here, right, yeah, but they have

1000
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 2: the Donkey Kong Ride.

1001
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: What are you doing that?

1002
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 2: You jump in your little cart and it's donkey like

1003
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 2: the cart like yes, and it jumps off of a

1004
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 2: broken little fuck you.

1005
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: I know, I know you're a kid. I probably shouldn't

1006
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:39,439
Speaker 1: express myself that way, but what yes, seriously, yes, bitch,

1007
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: I've been saying, we got called to the cart. You've

1008
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: well coasted a fly off track or nothing. Bro. It

1009
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: feels like that serious and it looks like that. I

1010
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: want to go all right? What other lands they got there?

1011
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 2: Let's see Dark Universe, Aisles of Burke, Super Nintendo World. Oh,

1012
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 2: Harry Potter.

1013
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: Situation, but they have a Harry Powder situation now.

1014
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 2: But this one is different. They have the Ministry of Magic, so.

1015
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: It's a whole different Harry Potter theme park. Yes, so

1016
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: strange because Harry Powder not part of Universal made by

1017
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: Warner Brothers. Still is yeah, no, that is very true.

1018
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: But Warner Brothers don't have their own theme parks. They

1019
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: are like, go ahead, do you want to overpass for that?

1020
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: Feel free?

1021
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you know what I found out today

1022
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 2: through a vlog? Tell me Universal somewhere I can't remember

1023
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 2: has Snoopy. They have Snoopy.

1024
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: They so they're going to bring them to the park.

1025
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 2: They I think it's in a Universal park in Asia,

1026
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 2: but they have the rights to Snoopy there.

1027
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: At that park.

1028
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, at that park.

1029
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: Not mean enough to make me travel. I'll wait till they.

1030
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 2: But they also have Hello, kiddy.

1031
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've been paying attention to headlines.

1032
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: Americans not very popular or abroad right now?

1033
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.

1034
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah I can't imagine. Yeah me overly welcome.

1035
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah I get it.

1036
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah there anything you did, Yeah there anything I did?

1037
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, just fucking Bobs breakdown. When that comes to

1038
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: the class next up shouldn't be joined by Hartley's breakdown.

1039
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: I can't go to the theme parks I want to

1040
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: go to. Yeah, Oh my god, fucking talk about a

1041
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: first world problem.

1042
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 2: If you really want to get deep, I got mad problem.

1043
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: That's only those are only the problems you're willing to show.

1044
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: The mental disorders run deep.

1045
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. The theme park is just for show. Yes, yeah,

1046
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to be out, you know, because of the

1047
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 1: dog matur I'm going to be in Florida on Mother's Day.

1048
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: So there's talk of us going to Epic Universe. There

1049
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: you go Epic while we're there, because it's in previews

1050
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: or something like that. I'll let you know how it is.

1051
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: You will be here with your mother?

1052
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you go without.

1053
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: Me celebrating Mother's Day, I just.

1054
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 2: Want you to know that if you go without me,

1055
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm never going to figure.

1056
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's not my fault. You got a mother, hey, brother, Well,

1057
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: actually you're right. You may have got me on that one.

1058
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: It is fuck. You can lay that right on my feet.

1059
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: All right? My bad? Not fuck? Do you think you'll follow?

1060
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: Would you come out on Monday Tues?

1061
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.

1062
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: Wow, that is commitment to a fucking theme park. Bro.

1063
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:38,479
Speaker 2: You know ordinary Adventures you fly coach? Yeah, I'll that's

1064
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 2: committment to Oh, I will drive my ass.

1065
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: You think it would take you to drive from here

1066
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: to Florida? So long? Yeah? But how long do you think?

1067
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: Is long?

1068
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 2: Like a week?

1069
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: Probably? Like doing it the way you can get it

1070
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: done in three days.

1071
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,439
Speaker 2: But that's nice.

1072
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would drive that hardcore and ship and it's

1073
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: so about a week about right.

1074
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: My car would break down? My car's piece of Ship?

1075
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: Is it really? We sho had one of them? Rich parents? Right?

1076
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: Can be driving around it Badley and Ship. People like,

1077
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's nice. Check me, daddy got it

1078
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: for me?

1079
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Can you imagine my car?

1080
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: Bro? I'm sure that's how some people imagine.

1081
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm driving.

1082
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: You saw Harley's Piece of Ship car and then you

1083
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: were thought for a second danny at me. They would

1084
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: be like, well, your dad didn't give your dad wanted

1085
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: you to look like a would.

1086
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 2: My car was recalled and they wouldn't give me a

1087
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 2: new one.

1088
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: So are you still driving? I had no choice. I

1089
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: leased it to Cove. Motherfucker. Why that car? I don't

1090
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: know who picked it? I did based on the color.

1091
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I see was recalled.

1092
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: You should hear the breaks through lemon. Stop driving a

1093
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: recalled car and you're also driving on a donut, aren't you?

1094
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: Did you get the car at the tire replace? Yeah?

1095
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: I did, Thank heavens.

1096
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 3: If you saw me roll up to my parents house

1097
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 3: a few days ago in my fucking recalled car.

1098
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: Harley's here. Oh my god, bro, it is true, Like

1099
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: for anybody that's just like fun, she just get everything.

1100
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: I have to do a tour around her ship box

1101
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I guess they're one of those

1102
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: parents that are like, well, I'm not leaving her anything,

1103
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: And then Aaron is just to make her own way,

1104
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know why. Well, I mean, I

1105
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: haven't bought a car in a long time. I think

1106
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: buying a car is for suckers, unless you're buying a

1107
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: used car, buying a new car. I never buying something

1108
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: where you fucking drive it off the lot and it

1109
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,959
Speaker 1: appreciates thirty percent right then and there, like fuck bat.

1110
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: Now there's some people that are like, hey, but you

1111
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: can get a car that fucking values up, but like,

1112
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not going to take care of something

1113
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: like a Mustang or some ship. And then they're like

1114
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: used to be you could count on like old Tesla's

1115
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: we're still selling for well, but now that's in the

1116
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: fucking toilet shit. So there ain't a car on the

1117
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: planet you drive off the lot and it's still worth

1118
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: the same amount of money it was when you put

1119
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: your name on that piece of paper. That's a sucker, bet, bro.

1120
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: So I got a company because I have to do

1121
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: business and shit, so I lease cars now through the company.

1122
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way I got to say. Actually, you

1123
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: just saying through my company.

1124
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: You might have learned that from a from somebody who

1125
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: are from a guy. Yeah. Now, maybe I'm wrong, And

1126
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: if we're long, if we're hey, let us know what

1127
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: you think in the comments below. It could be that

1128
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: people like that's stupid and shit, but there you are

1129
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: affected by then the stupid choices that I made as

1130
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: a parent.

1131
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 2: But who has the money to put down to buy

1132
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 2: a car, And.

1133
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: Also like not me, yeah, not me? Yeah, man, it

1134
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: appreciates and like at least if you have a business,

1135
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: you can write off the vehicle like yeah, as like

1136
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: this is my business vehicle and stuff.

1137
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 2: I'm just more about like the month to month payments.

1138
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 2: That's where I'm at because I'm not trying to put

1139
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: down twenty thousand dollars.

1140
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: For exactly for cars.

1141
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 2: And I don't even know.

1142
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: I guess you're right.

1143
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 2: I think it's more than that. I have no idea.

1144
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: I think I'm not even looking over.

1145
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: There when I go for like when my car lease

1146
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: is a mercifully Carol does everything, so I just go

1147
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: into a place and sign something. But I believe I

1148
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: remember signing a document that had a lot of figures

1149
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: on it where I was like, is that what this

1150
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: fucking car is worth?

1151
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 2: You grab a nice, nice car.

1152
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: I love driving here, but I wouldn't buy that shit, Like.

1153
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 2: There are way more important things to spend money on.

1154
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: Buy that shit? Cool and cool? That's right, man, I

1155
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 1: found out the statue. I want what the opening price

1156
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 1: is gonna be? Oh my god? Why not that bad?

1157
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 2: Is it embarrassing?

1158
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: No, it's not embarrassing. It's very manageable. However, I'm glad

1159
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: it is where Oh isn't.

1160
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 2: It an eight tall statue? Gigantic mom that has her opinions?

1161
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: Fuck? But fucking living that statue. It's amazing. What about what? Well?

1162
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 2: Okay, well no, what about the Jaws statue? Remember the

1163
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 2: hanging shark?

1164
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you mean you should get that? Oh?

1165
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: I thought you remembered when we had in this house.

1166
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know that.

1167
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 2: One that we talked about a while ago, Like the

1168
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 2: ten foot tall fucking Jaws statue. That would be real

1169
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 2: cool outside by the pool.

1170
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, big fiberglass shark. Yeah, you know somebody got one. No,

1171
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: I wish I was flash man. I was like, fucking

1172
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: red And that's stupid money to just waste and ship.

1173
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 2: Totally do that just by a pool. That'd be so cool.

1174
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: We would be fire like the one that's up at Universal.

1175
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, Loo's be fucking sick.

1176
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: And you could probably see it from the road. If

1177
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: we had it by on our deck, people would be

1178
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: like oh, And then it would capture the imagination of

1179
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: every kid that drove past the house. Because when I

1180
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: was a kid, there was a house in my neighborhood

1181
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 1: that in the backyard had these giant like wooden cut

1182
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: out and every time I passed out, I only saw

1183
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: it once when I was a youth. For the rest

1184
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: of my life, whenever I passed the house, I'd look

1185
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: in the yard and ship it was never there again.

1186
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I dream it.

1187
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 2: My neighbors have a teacup from Alice in Wonderland the

1188
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 2: Mad Hutter ride at Disneyland.

1189
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: I was going to say I have a teacup from

1190
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: Bulwinkle somewhere, but you're talking about a teacup that motherfucker sits.

1191
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 2: In the Mad Tea Party ride at Disneyland.

1192
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: I think that's that. I think a lot of money,

1193
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: is that right? I think did you ever be like,

1194
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: yow much? How much you want?

1195
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 3: You?

1196
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: Guys, they probably had all the fun they're going to

1197
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: have with it? Yeah? Let me yeah, let me like, look,

1198
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: how about do you just want to clear out some space?

1199
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: Put in my arm?

1200
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably need some space.

1201
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: Things are fucking expensive. I saw those are so expensive. Well.

1202
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: I was at Van Eaton Gallery where we're doing the

1203
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 1: Bowlenkal panel on April nineteen.

1204
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 2: And.

1205
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: He showed me a mister Toad's car. Oh man, how

1206
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: much came from world?

1207
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 2: Okay, no, they don't have They don't have mister Toad's.

1208
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: Anymore because they did, they did when I was a child. Absolutely, yeah,

1209
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: they don't got it no more. So that's where it's from.

1210
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 1: It's from Disney World, mister Toad. They still have it

1211
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: in Disneyland though, right yeah, mister six figures easy. Yeah,

1212
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: you're talking about one hundred hundred fifty birthdays coming up.

1213
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: It's a car that only works at Disney Like, it's

1214
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: not like it's got its own motive and you can

1215
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 1: drive it on the street and shit like that.

1216
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 2: Wait, how much is your statue?

1217
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I honestly don't want to say,

1218
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: because I want anyone bidden against me. But it's the

1219
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: opening bid, which I don't think it's going to stay

1220
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 1: there is manageable. It sounds like I was. I was

1221
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: fearing that it was going to be so big to

1222
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: begin with unless yeah, So I was fearing that it

1223
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: was going to be like yeah, and then it's, oh, shit,

1224
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: fucking I'm gonna put it maybe one bid and then

1225
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: be blown.

1226
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 2: Out of the water for an eight foot statue that

1227
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: ain't bad, a foot statue that was made in nineteen sixty.

1228
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 2: If you join that Kevin Smith club, you could see

1229
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 2: the number that we're talking about.

1230
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, that's right. I was sitting there doing

1231
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 1: this shit. I really felt like I had it over

1232
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: on everybody. I was like, we're talking code and they

1233
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: don't even know what we're saying. And I forgot there's

1234
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: a video. There's a whole video. I can think of

1235
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 1: no better commercial for that Given's Good club than see

1236
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: the figures. If you need to know. Fuck, but also

1237
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: if you can't see it, if you just listen closer.

1238
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 1: You can how many times I opened my figures? There

1239
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,639
Speaker 1: it is because there's your beardless stickless me for this week. Wow,

1240
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 1: And just like that, That's how life happens. Sometimes it

1241
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: just ends and talk to your fucking grandpopoly I'll tell you.

1242
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh fuck sobering words. We had a good time, but

1243
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: we have to end on a serious note, serious note.

1244
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to die with that, Okay. Thank you for

1245
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:41,560
Speaker 1: listening to Beardless with me.

1246
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 2: Thank you, and good night for.

1247
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 1: Beardless stickless Me. Don't forget man Dog Momovie dot com.

1248
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 2: Get your tickets, don't forget send them in the band.

1249
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 2: Go listen to it anyways.

1250
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: The track that you dropped, if you will and will

1251
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: you be picking it up now that you've dropped it?

1252
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1253
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 2: Huh uh. Our first track is called Star, Our second

1254
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 2: track is called why on.

1255
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: The third track will also have a one word title,

1256
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 1: probably MASSI just the title no what is it? Bull sack? There?

1257
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: Fuck you. I'm so glad you opened the door.

1258
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,679
Speaker 2: I shut it, then I opened it, then you threw

1259
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 2: it open.

1260
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: All I had to do with some of this shit.

1261
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 2: You look sad, so I had to say is acting.

1262
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's what it was what the thing I wanted

1263
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 1: to remember before someone I remember I read that one

1264
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 1: tweet from some guy. Yeah. Someone else was like when

1265
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: I see another like what do you think of when

1266
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: you see these guys see this picture? And someone wrote

1267
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: I think Kevin Smith is brilliant because he is such

1268
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: a terrible actor. He figured out a way to be

1269
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: in movies and not talk.

1270
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're you're actually really hey? Have you

1271
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 2: seen any Twigs video?

1272
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 3: Everybody?

1273
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 1: I know, what the fuck? I honestly wanted to like

1274
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 1: hit my man back and be like, come on, no,

1275
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 1: I hate on my fucking output as a director, but like.

1276
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 2: That's rude.

1277
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty good actor. You really are. No, I'm

1278
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:19,640
Speaker 1: not saying sound Bob just.

1279
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 2: Send him the link to the FK Twigs video.

1280
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1281
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: I was like, check out this bag of video.

1282
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 2: Man.

1283
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: Man, he was like, are you serious? Are you really

1284
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: reaching out to me to convince me to like a ship?

1285
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: How fucking thirsty are I was like, I'm really thirsty

1286
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: actually for thirty one years on total thirst.

1287
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,600
Speaker 2: Please love me, please please please love me?

1288
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: Love me? Oh man, there it is true. Words were

1289
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 1: never spoken by a fucking artist. Mutch Cover that fucking song.

1290
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:52,799
Speaker 1: Send him in the band.

1291
01:10:55,760 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 3: Says your invitation of my voice and I hate you.

1292
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: You scared me.

1293
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:09,719
Speaker 2: That's your favorite line, you scared me? Why was I British?

1294
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 2: Just sc scared me?

1295
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: Where are you?

1296
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,520
Speaker 2: Pretty?

1297
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: Scar?

1298
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 2: Star?

1299
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 1: Now that's true, You're star.

1300
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 3: Now.

1301
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 1: There it is. There's your beardless tickless mohafer this week?

1302
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:38,679
Speaker 1: And do you know what number? This is? No me neither.

1303
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Speaker 1: We have to have a discussion about do we continue

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Speaker 1: calling it this or do we when we hit our

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Speaker 1: year two call it something completely different.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure iHeart would appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I just putting it out there. I'll

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Speaker 1: see it's an idea. Man. There it is. Kids, there's

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Speaker 1: your beardless. An intriguing end to beard. The stickless means

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Speaker 1: people are like, well what they called it?

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll talk about it on Beardless Stickless Plus.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what we're gonna talk about. A beerdles stickless

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Speaker 1: plus could call well done. That's marketing. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: chip off the old block, chip off the old bob.

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Speaker 1: There it is And.

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