WEBVTT 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.280 The Podcast on Haunted Hill will contain spoilers and swearing. 00:00:11.091 --> 00:00:15.311 I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. 00:00:15.411 --> 00:00:16.571 I saw this when I come. 00:00:18.211 --> 00:00:20.751 And be one of us. 00:00:34.211 --> 00:00:36.031 It is time to keep your appointment. 00:00:46.688 --> 00:00:55.368 Hello, and welcome to The Podcast on Haunted Hill, episode 180. 00:01:00.088 --> 00:01:01.468 We thought we'd do something a bit silly there. 00:01:01.468 --> 00:01:19.508 And also, if you're a UK listener, and you grew up in the 80s watching Bullseye, the darts quiz show that was late Sunday afternoons with your family, then you knew that whenever somebody scored to the highest score possible with three darts, that the man would shout out, 180! 00:01:19.508 --> 00:01:22.308 The guy that stood next to the board, yeah. 00:01:22.308 --> 00:01:24.828 The darts was quite an 80s thing, wasn't it? 00:01:24.828 --> 00:01:25.928 It's still going now, though. 00:01:25.928 --> 00:01:26.688 Making money, isn't it? 00:01:26.688 --> 00:01:28.308 Yeah, absolutely. 00:01:28.308 --> 00:01:31.308 But yeah, you don't have a quiz show about darts anymore, that's for sure. 00:01:31.308 --> 00:01:32.928 No, you don't. 00:01:34.968 --> 00:01:41.608 And the guy, the presenter, was only like in his 40s, and he looks like, I don't know, 500, I don't know. 00:01:41.608 --> 00:01:42.148 He does, yeah. 00:01:42.768 --> 00:01:45.308 It's just old school, just looks old school, doesn't he? 00:01:45.308 --> 00:01:48.628 Looks like he's just been down the cold moines when he was one. 00:01:48.628 --> 00:01:55.168 Whenever you, if you Google people who in the 70s, people in their 30s looked older than us now. 00:01:55.188 --> 00:02:02.168 It's just like we've got moisturizer, we look after ourselves more, we take vitamins and we exercise more. 00:02:02.168 --> 00:02:04.368 We don't smoke 700 cigarettes a day. 00:02:04.768 --> 00:02:07.808 Yeah, and imagine what it would be like 100 years. 00:02:07.808 --> 00:02:08.568 I know. 00:02:08.568 --> 00:02:10.368 Be like, oh, is that a newborn baby? 00:02:10.368 --> 00:02:12.388 No, no, no, that's a 70 year old man. 00:02:12.388 --> 00:02:16.308 Well, AI has gone and learned how to reverse aging, you know. 00:02:16.308 --> 00:02:18.068 Let's hope so. 00:02:18.068 --> 00:02:20.208 Well, this is episode 180. 00:02:20.208 --> 00:02:20.608 Thank you. 00:02:20.608 --> 00:02:23.008 We're already on a tangent, which is great. 00:02:24.148 --> 00:02:25.088 Gav, it's the summer. 00:02:25.088 --> 00:02:25.628 It's hot. 00:02:25.628 --> 00:02:28.028 You're sat here at Topler's, I'm in a vest. 00:02:28.028 --> 00:02:31.628 And as is our podcast, Annual Tradition. 00:02:31.628 --> 00:02:33.608 We like to celebrate the summer. 00:02:33.608 --> 00:02:33.848 We do. 00:02:34.168 --> 00:02:37.788 We have a little trip to Camp Crystal Lake. 00:02:37.788 --> 00:02:39.808 So this episode. 00:02:39.808 --> 00:02:41.928 That's made us hopping along. 00:02:42.828 --> 00:02:43.908 With the backpack on. 00:02:43.908 --> 00:02:45.248 La la la la la. 00:02:45.248 --> 00:02:45.608 Come on, guys. 00:02:45.608 --> 00:02:48.088 Gonna go for a swim. 00:02:48.088 --> 00:02:51.568 Gonna smoke some weed and lose my virginity in a tent. 00:02:51.568 --> 00:02:54.608 Oh no, there's a man with a machete. 00:02:54.608 --> 00:02:58.928 Yes, we have covered all of the Jason movies so far over the last few years. 00:02:58.928 --> 00:03:06.468 And we will be covering this episode Friday the 13th, part 7, The New Blood from 1988. 00:03:07.648 --> 00:03:09.048 Yep. 00:03:09.048 --> 00:03:15.108 And also we will be covering part 8, which is called, Gav, what's it called? 00:03:15.108 --> 00:03:17.648 Part 8, I Can't Wait. 00:03:17.648 --> 00:03:18.448 It's called that. 00:03:18.448 --> 00:03:24.428 No, it's called Jason Takes Manhattan, which is actually Vancouver. 00:03:24.428 --> 00:03:24.788 Spoiler alert. 00:03:24.788 --> 00:03:26.068 Takes Canada. 00:03:27.228 --> 00:03:28.408 Right up the bottom. 00:03:28.408 --> 00:03:30.248 No, that's from 1989. 00:03:31.248 --> 00:03:35.568 So we're going to be going into those two and having a lot of fun. 00:03:36.928 --> 00:03:41.208 Jason Trivia and I love, probably our favorite franchise, definitely mine. 00:03:41.208 --> 00:03:44.068 And I think yours though, over the years, doesn't it really become your favorite? 00:03:44.068 --> 00:03:45.388 Yeah, it has. 00:03:45.388 --> 00:03:48.148 It was Halloween. 00:03:48.148 --> 00:03:54.068 And then as you get older, you're like, that, they're not very good, those, you know. 00:03:54.068 --> 00:04:01.808 These ones are kind of along the line, apart from this, which we get to, just gushing it, trying to do something different. 00:04:01.808 --> 00:04:03.788 Generally, it's the same formula. 00:04:03.788 --> 00:04:06.148 It was the same looking killer. 00:04:06.148 --> 00:04:09.108 It didn't have a part three, which went off and tried to be something else. 00:04:09.108 --> 00:04:12.708 And it was fairly solid, you know, what you get with a Friday 13th. 00:04:12.708 --> 00:04:18.008 And as I got older, it becomes more of a sentimental nostalgia. 00:04:18.008 --> 00:04:27.368 The camp, the killer wandering around, you know, it's just something which is very formulaic. 00:04:27.528 --> 00:04:30.328 But it's everyone knows that formula. 00:04:30.328 --> 00:04:30.968 Everyone knows it. 00:04:30.968 --> 00:04:34.688 You could put a parody in this in a family guy. 00:04:34.688 --> 00:04:38.668 It's like very easy to have a camp with people, killer going on, everyone to know what that is. 00:04:38.668 --> 00:04:42.788 You know, and he's got the iconic hockey mask, you know, it's just everybody knows Jason. 00:04:43.508 --> 00:04:45.328 The look pretty much stayed the same. 00:04:45.328 --> 00:04:47.108 Obviously, you had, yeah, you got a tattoo there. 00:04:47.168 --> 00:04:50.668 Obviously, it started off with original spoiler was his mum. 00:04:50.668 --> 00:04:55.888 Second one, a second one, not having a mask sack. 00:04:55.888 --> 00:04:59.008 Third one, getting a mask. 00:05:00.048 --> 00:05:01.008 Yeah. 00:05:01.008 --> 00:05:13.028 And then going forward from that, and it's really something which I've been able to, as older, go back to and just know, oh, I'm just going to pick any of those, one of those movies out and put it on. 00:05:13.028 --> 00:05:15.568 Apart from Manhattan, generally know what I'm going to get. 00:05:15.668 --> 00:05:20.788 And Jason X, because that's obviously a space, but you do have to throw back to the cabinet. 00:05:20.788 --> 00:05:23.588 And it's the only of those series I've got on Blu-ray as a collector. 00:05:23.588 --> 00:05:29.128 You can actually buy on Amazon, not too expensive, the whole, well, not a whole lot. 00:05:29.128 --> 00:05:36.908 Part one to part eight, there's a Blu-ray disc where all inside, they're quite compact, quite nice for it's about 35 pound. 00:05:36.908 --> 00:05:37.908 It's not too much. 00:05:37.908 --> 00:05:41.448 So I snapped it up when I saw that on Amazon. 00:05:42.668 --> 00:05:44.368 I've still got them all on VHS. 00:05:44.368 --> 00:05:45.268 Yeah, totally. 00:05:45.268 --> 00:05:46.048 You still have them on VHS. 00:05:46.048 --> 00:05:48.868 But out of all of them, you're right, that is the best one. 00:05:48.868 --> 00:05:51.608 Do you have a fan of, what's your favorite? 00:05:51.608 --> 00:05:54.028 My favorite is Six. 00:05:54.028 --> 00:05:57.208 No, no, no, out of The Slashers. 00:05:57.208 --> 00:05:58.308 Oh, Jason. 00:05:58.308 --> 00:05:59.388 Oh, it's Jason too, okay. 00:05:59.388 --> 00:06:02.528 Yeah, I mean, I do love Slashers. 00:06:02.528 --> 00:06:14.328 I think it's probably overall my favorite genre in horror, only because about two or three times a year, I'll discover a film that I've never heard of slash never seen. 00:06:14.328 --> 00:06:18.468 You know, and actually only recently I watched one, which I've never seen. 00:06:18.468 --> 00:06:19.408 What was it called? 00:06:19.408 --> 00:06:20.728 The Visitor. 00:06:20.728 --> 00:06:21.708 Oh, yeah. 00:06:21.708 --> 00:06:22.608 Never seen it before. 00:06:22.608 --> 00:06:23.068 Yeah, you said that. 00:06:23.068 --> 00:06:25.228 And it was basically The Slasher. 00:06:25.228 --> 00:06:28.688 And I just, I love that genre and I love the sort of... 00:06:28.688 --> 00:06:29.108 Yeah. 00:06:29.408 --> 00:06:34.628 It's dumb because it's a bunch of dumb teenagers taking drugs, drinking, having sex. 00:06:34.628 --> 00:06:36.208 But you know what you're getting. 00:06:36.208 --> 00:06:37.388 And you know what you're getting, yeah. 00:06:37.508 --> 00:06:39.368 And I do love other genres like Zombie Werewolf. 00:06:39.368 --> 00:06:41.628 We discussed this, but it's just comforting to me. 00:06:41.628 --> 00:06:44.828 And then for me, Jason is the king of The Slashers, really. 00:06:44.828 --> 00:06:45.648 Yeah. 00:06:45.648 --> 00:06:52.068 I love the whole, you know, especially like Kane Hodder behind the mask, you know, which we get in these two we're going to be discussing tonight. 00:06:52.068 --> 00:06:56.668 He played him three times and yeah, it's just great. 00:06:56.668 --> 00:06:58.448 So that's what this episode is. 00:06:59.548 --> 00:07:03.108 Jason, Bill Murray has just arrived wearing his hockey mask. 00:07:03.108 --> 00:07:04.688 So he's ready for World Of The Strange. 00:07:04.688 --> 00:07:06.388 And it is actually a Friday night. 00:07:06.548 --> 00:07:07.948 Me and Dan are actually recording this. 00:07:07.948 --> 00:07:09.668 It's not the 13th, what is it? 00:07:09.688 --> 00:07:10.148 20th? 00:07:10.148 --> 00:07:11.328 It's the 18th. 00:07:11.328 --> 00:07:13.448 Friday the 18th. 00:07:13.448 --> 00:07:14.568 Not quite the same. 00:07:14.588 --> 00:07:16.368 No. 00:07:16.368 --> 00:07:17.928 But it's really, really hot. 00:07:17.928 --> 00:07:18.488 Yeah. 00:07:18.588 --> 00:07:19.948 And that's why we're doing it. 00:07:19.948 --> 00:07:21.928 And talking of hot Gav, segue. 00:07:21.928 --> 00:07:25.488 So I've been on holiday. 00:07:25.488 --> 00:07:28.148 Oh, that was stressful. 00:07:28.168 --> 00:07:29.848 It's because you've got little kids. 00:07:29.888 --> 00:07:30.228 I know. 00:07:30.228 --> 00:07:31.028 But it was great. 00:07:31.028 --> 00:07:34.728 And we retain and hold on to the fun memories. 00:07:34.728 --> 00:07:36.348 But there are times... 00:07:36.348 --> 00:07:38.588 You've learned that from me. 00:07:38.588 --> 00:07:41.628 Because all I remember is the bad memories. 00:07:41.628 --> 00:07:47.888 Well, there are times when it's difficult with two four year olds who are completely overstimulated. 00:07:47.888 --> 00:07:54.408 And everywhere you go, there's arcade machines and coin pushers, ice creams, sugar. 00:07:54.468 --> 00:07:56.388 Lights, flashy things, sounds. 00:07:56.768 --> 00:08:01.328 And they stayed up like two and a half hours, three hours past their bedtime every night because we were on holiday. 00:08:01.328 --> 00:08:03.708 But it was fun and we did have a good time. 00:08:05.248 --> 00:08:09.988 There's a Jurassic Golf course, but like a crazy golf course and swimming and all that. 00:08:09.988 --> 00:08:12.068 So we had a really, really good time. 00:08:12.068 --> 00:08:14.068 And while I was there, we stayed in a caravan. 00:08:14.068 --> 00:08:16.328 So I'm not sure if the... 00:08:16.328 --> 00:08:17.308 Sorry, do they swim? 00:08:17.308 --> 00:08:18.928 Have they got little inflatable? 00:08:18.928 --> 00:08:20.268 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all go swimming, yeah. 00:08:21.508 --> 00:08:26.308 I'm not sure if it's really got anything like this in the US, other than trader parks. 00:08:26.308 --> 00:08:31.468 But we have like the caravan, the static caravan parks here in the UK, that you hire at the caravan for the week. 00:08:31.468 --> 00:08:36.508 And what's nice is once the kids are asleep, it's just terrestrial TV. 00:08:36.508 --> 00:08:39.128 So there is a reason for me doing all of this. 00:08:39.128 --> 00:08:43.408 So I turned on the TV on my first night, the kids are asleep. 00:08:43.408 --> 00:08:44.608 What was on TV? 00:08:44.608 --> 00:08:45.808 Predator. 00:08:45.808 --> 00:08:46.608 Predator. 00:08:46.668 --> 00:08:50.468 You messaged me and I was like that's like, because I've done, I've messaged you from there before. 00:08:50.468 --> 00:08:51.368 I think we've not been on holiday. 00:08:51.368 --> 00:08:52.988 And you're like, I've got nothing to watch. 00:08:52.988 --> 00:08:53.708 What's on telly? 00:08:53.708 --> 00:08:54.308 And you turn it on. 00:08:54.308 --> 00:08:54.988 It's like random. 00:08:54.988 --> 00:08:59.888 I remember not to jump, but you're going to get in your limelight very quickly. 00:08:59.888 --> 00:09:00.368 Very quickly. 00:09:00.368 --> 00:09:02.728 I remember doing that with the kids when they're quite young. 00:09:02.728 --> 00:09:04.708 And True Lies was on. 00:09:04.708 --> 00:09:06.248 So I was like, well, I watched True Lies. 00:09:06.248 --> 00:09:10.148 But it's Jamie Lee Curtis's dancing and the girls were a little bit younger. 00:09:10.788 --> 00:09:12.488 So it was a whole thing. 00:09:12.488 --> 00:09:14.388 And I said, oh, for God's sake. 00:09:14.388 --> 00:09:19.388 It is because she is quite a sexy, a curvaceous lady, isn't she? 00:09:20.768 --> 00:09:25.588 And then two nights later, and it was great to watch Predator, obviously. 00:09:25.588 --> 00:09:28.308 And then two nights later, me and Alice take turns to do the bedtime. 00:09:28.308 --> 00:09:31.108 So we do that at home as well so that you get an evening. 00:09:31.108 --> 00:09:34.368 Every other night you get an evening as it were. 00:09:34.368 --> 00:09:38.308 Very quickly, I just said an Arnie movie, which I watched on this holiday and you watched an Arnie movie on holiday. 00:09:38.308 --> 00:09:38.828 Isn't that funny? 00:09:38.828 --> 00:09:40.188 Oh yeah, how weird. 00:09:40.188 --> 00:09:44.668 Well, another movie that I watched two nights later in the caravan, turned it on. 00:09:44.668 --> 00:09:46.648 Literally, the credits were just starting. 00:09:46.648 --> 00:09:47.728 Nice. 00:09:47.728 --> 00:09:49.288 Jules Two. 00:09:49.288 --> 00:09:50.168 Wicked. 00:09:50.168 --> 00:09:55.608 And I was like, I actually almost prefer this to the first one in some ways. 00:09:55.608 --> 00:09:56.528 The first one is a classic. 00:09:56.528 --> 00:10:00.888 Don't get me wrong, it's a better film, but I love watching the second one because it's a slasher. 00:10:00.888 --> 00:10:01.788 It's like a slasher movie. 00:10:01.788 --> 00:10:03.408 It's formulae, it's got the teenagers. 00:10:05.468 --> 00:10:11.048 The first time I came back, and very quickly for continuing yours, that was really great because you're on holiday as well. 00:10:11.048 --> 00:10:15.088 So you could look at your camera and window and see the city, and then you're like, I was on that. 00:10:15.088 --> 00:10:15.948 And you saw the view. 00:10:15.948 --> 00:10:18.328 I sent you the pictures and the seat was right there. 00:10:18.328 --> 00:10:30.668 So I was in LA, and it was the morning I was going to Universal Studios, and I'd managed to just sign into my Netflix in America, on the telly in the hotel. 00:10:30.668 --> 00:10:32.588 So I had American Netflix and it had Jaws 2. 00:10:32.588 --> 00:10:34.008 Oh, sweet. 00:10:34.008 --> 00:10:34.688 I was watching it again. 00:10:34.688 --> 00:10:41.128 I don't know if I really remember this movie, and it's quite great, because I was then off to the Universal Studios to go on the Jaws ride. 00:10:41.128 --> 00:10:43.208 So it was great to do that at the same time. 00:10:43.208 --> 00:10:54.248 So I really quite enjoyed Jaws 2, because obviously it's still got a lot of the feel, not the feeling so much, but yeah, it has a bit with the characters and the tone. 00:10:54.248 --> 00:10:56.648 It hasn't transferred to the 80s or 90s. 00:10:56.728 --> 00:11:00.188 It still feels quite, do you know what I mean? 00:11:00.188 --> 00:11:01.088 It feels quite old. 00:11:01.088 --> 00:11:02.348 Yeah, it's not 78. 00:11:02.388 --> 00:11:04.008 Yeah, so it's in the 70s still. 00:11:04.008 --> 00:11:06.908 So that's why I quite like it. 00:11:06.908 --> 00:11:15.588 I feel the same way about Jaws 2 that I do about Halloween 2 in that, Halloween 1 and Jaws 1 are both fantastic blueprints. 00:11:16.048 --> 00:11:24.668 They're untouchable film gods films, but those sequels actually are slightly more watchable because I haven't seen them as much. 00:11:25.348 --> 00:11:29.128 And they almost take the formula and change it a little bit. 00:11:29.128 --> 00:11:32.448 So it's like a little bit more unpredictable. 00:11:32.448 --> 00:11:35.508 I love Halloween 2 just as much as Halloween 1. 00:11:35.508 --> 00:11:40.608 But I think I've said before, sometimes I just prefer to watch Halloween 2 because I love the whole hospital thing. 00:11:40.608 --> 00:11:41.608 It's the same with Jaws 2. 00:11:42.228 --> 00:11:43.488 I love Brody. 00:11:43.488 --> 00:11:45.928 He's really into his character by that point. 00:11:45.928 --> 00:11:50.868 It's kind of like when Christopher Reeves in Superman 2, he's comfortable in the suit. 00:11:50.868 --> 00:11:52.848 He knows his character by then. 00:11:52.848 --> 00:11:54.868 And it's not like first time out, you know? 00:11:54.868 --> 00:12:01.748 And you've got all the kids and everything in it, and you've got some quite brutal deaths in it. 00:12:01.748 --> 00:12:05.288 And he's a bit of a hero, much more of a hero in it this time around. 00:12:05.488 --> 00:12:09.408 You almost want him to say, how can the same shit happen to the same guy? 00:12:09.408 --> 00:12:10.248 Two Christmases in a row. 00:12:10.248 --> 00:12:12.608 You almost want him to say that kind of thing, you know? 00:12:12.608 --> 00:12:13.988 Well, that's like that, actually. 00:12:13.988 --> 00:12:20.748 Die Hard 2 is in the same ballpark as Die Hard because it's not too far from it. 00:12:20.868 --> 00:12:26.748 So the main actor isn't too of a different visually aged, do you know what I mean? 00:12:26.748 --> 00:12:27.408 Too much. 00:12:27.408 --> 00:12:32.928 So it kind of still fills it even though it's a different production team or different directors, etc. 00:12:32.928 --> 00:12:34.068 Yeah, you still get that feeling. 00:12:34.068 --> 00:12:35.508 Yeah. 00:12:35.508 --> 00:12:41.908 And the funny thing about Duelz 2 being on while I was on my holiday is, and this is my other little thing I wanted to talk about, hot films. 00:12:41.908 --> 00:12:45.548 I've been watching films because it's been so hot here in the UK. 00:12:45.548 --> 00:12:49.168 And the week before we went on holiday, there were three films I watched at home. 00:12:49.488 --> 00:12:55.968 I watched Return Of The Living Dead, because that film always feels like it's really hot and everyone's sweating and it's just... 00:12:55.968 --> 00:12:58.708 You just want to spank your monkey over the graveyard scene. 00:12:58.708 --> 00:12:59.748 That's all it is. 00:12:59.748 --> 00:13:03.008 Baby, that is crazy when she starts doing that. 00:13:03.008 --> 00:13:06.668 I love the fact she comes on to the punk guy and he's like, no, get out here, lady. 00:13:06.668 --> 00:13:07.788 I don't want that. 00:13:07.788 --> 00:13:08.548 I'm not into that. 00:13:08.548 --> 00:13:11.428 It's like, what? 00:13:11.428 --> 00:13:12.968 What are you doing? 00:13:12.968 --> 00:13:15.468 The funny thing is she had to wear an American for that scene. 00:13:16.408 --> 00:13:19.808 Yeah, I think she shaved herself. 00:13:19.808 --> 00:13:23.528 So that's why they're like, oh, no, no, you can't because it's too graphic. 00:13:23.528 --> 00:13:24.388 You don't want to see your fanny. 00:13:24.388 --> 00:13:26.748 It's too graphic. 00:13:26.748 --> 00:13:31.468 I also watched Jules 1, weirdly, not knowing that it was going to be on while I was in the car. 00:13:31.468 --> 00:13:33.788 Oh, I've never seen that one. 00:13:33.968 --> 00:13:34.808 I just watched it. 00:13:34.808 --> 00:13:35.748 I wanted to watch it. 00:13:35.748 --> 00:13:36.448 Oh, cool. 00:13:36.528 --> 00:13:37.768 This is the week before holiday. 00:13:37.768 --> 00:13:39.008 Oh, sorry. 00:13:39.008 --> 00:13:47.528 And the other hot film I watched was Lost Boys because that week before my holiday, it was 30 degrees every day in the UK. 00:13:47.528 --> 00:13:50.348 And I was sweating my tits off, as they say. 00:13:50.348 --> 00:13:51.868 So I was like, I've got to watch these films. 00:13:51.868 --> 00:13:53.528 So they're my go to. 00:13:53.528 --> 00:13:55.068 I didn't watch Texas Chainsaw. 00:13:55.068 --> 00:13:57.348 I know that's another one people like to watch when it's hot. 00:13:57.348 --> 00:13:59.308 But what are a couple of your hot favorites? 00:13:59.308 --> 00:14:00.728 Well, I didn't really do any this time. 00:14:00.728 --> 00:14:06.048 And I was thinking about the update I saw on Legend because it's always on there, doesn't go anywhere. 00:14:06.048 --> 00:14:07.028 And it's on YouTube anyway. 00:14:07.028 --> 00:14:22.228 My favorite, absolute favorite hot film to watch is the one with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, the long, the hot night, big hot night, Night Of The Big Heat. 00:14:22.228 --> 00:14:23.348 Yeah, The Night Of The Big Heat. 00:14:23.348 --> 00:14:24.428 Yeah, that's a great one. 00:14:24.428 --> 00:14:25.888 I really enjoy that film. 00:14:25.888 --> 00:14:29.608 And I think the young lady in it's very attractive as well. 00:14:29.608 --> 00:14:30.948 It's very sexy. 00:14:30.948 --> 00:14:31.548 You know the one. 00:14:31.548 --> 00:14:32.528 Yeah, that's a good one. 00:14:32.528 --> 00:14:35.408 Who's just there with her eyes going, Oh, I'm so hot tonight. 00:14:35.408 --> 00:14:36.308 Yeah, I agree. 00:14:38.388 --> 00:14:41.968 We're funny, aren't we, that we like to watch films when it's hot. 00:14:41.968 --> 00:14:43.948 Seasonal, I really get into it. 00:14:43.948 --> 00:14:48.608 Like with Sarah and I, if it's like a thunderstorm, we're together in bed watching a movie. 00:14:48.608 --> 00:14:52.268 We always put on something a bit creepy, like a thunderstorm or whatever. 00:14:52.268 --> 00:14:53.748 I just like seasonal things. 00:14:53.748 --> 00:14:56.948 I like to make it more immersive. 00:14:57.088 --> 00:14:58.408 I do the same when it's a full moon. 00:14:58.408 --> 00:15:01.168 If it's a full moon, I'm like, Oh, I've got to watch a werewolf movie tonight. 00:15:01.168 --> 00:15:02.188 Oh, that's wicked, yeah. 00:15:02.228 --> 00:15:04.288 And it's the same back to this episode. 00:15:04.288 --> 00:15:05.668 If it's Friday the 13th. 00:15:05.668 --> 00:15:07.188 We all do this, listeners. 00:15:08.208 --> 00:15:10.448 We all watch a Friday the 13th movie on Friday the 13th. 00:15:10.448 --> 00:15:13.928 What's the beautiful thing about the genre of horror? 00:15:13.928 --> 00:15:15.368 For example, let's flip this. 00:15:15.368 --> 00:15:18.788 Let's say this is a comedy podcast, and we're discussing this. 00:15:18.788 --> 00:15:21.248 Well, on full moons, I like to... 00:15:22.028 --> 00:15:24.228 There's no comedy, what, Teen Wolf? 00:15:24.608 --> 00:15:25.908 It's not... 00:15:25.908 --> 00:15:32.348 You're not going to find as much accessibility in sub-genres of the genre as you do with horror. 00:15:32.348 --> 00:15:35.788 It's so good that we can go, oh, it's foggy time, right? 00:15:35.788 --> 00:15:40.168 I'm going to watch some old Hammer movies, or do you know what I mean? 00:15:40.168 --> 00:15:43.388 So I love horror for that reason. 00:15:43.388 --> 00:15:45.388 Indeed, indeed, indeed. 00:15:45.388 --> 00:15:47.688 Well, that's some of the stuff I watched on holiday. 00:15:47.688 --> 00:15:48.908 We've both been to the cinema. 00:15:48.908 --> 00:15:50.288 I've been twice this week. 00:15:51.868 --> 00:15:53.908 We've both seen the same film. 00:15:53.908 --> 00:15:56.208 What's the first one you saw? 00:15:56.208 --> 00:15:57.748 Superman. 00:15:57.748 --> 00:15:58.248 Superman. 00:15:58.248 --> 00:15:58.748 Okay, yeah. 00:15:58.748 --> 00:16:00.968 I said to Elijah, do you want to watch that? 00:16:00.968 --> 00:16:03.308 Okay, I guess I won't be watching some Superman. 00:16:04.688 --> 00:16:05.848 How was it? 00:16:05.848 --> 00:16:06.348 It was good. 00:16:06.348 --> 00:16:07.748 It was good. 00:16:07.748 --> 00:16:12.548 Because I remember Superman is one of the super heroes. 00:16:12.548 --> 00:16:19.088 He has been done a bit by DC, I suppose, over time, but I kind of just kind of ignored it. 00:16:19.468 --> 00:16:22.688 And I just remember Christopher Reeve as a kid, those movies. 00:16:23.088 --> 00:16:25.108 That's my flagpole, so to speak. 00:16:25.668 --> 00:16:32.928 This takes it back to that, because I feel like the Christopher Reeve movies were quite innocent and camp. 00:16:32.928 --> 00:16:37.588 And we're very much like, look, we get it. 00:16:37.588 --> 00:16:40.708 It's a man in red and red pants and, you know, blue. 00:16:40.708 --> 00:16:42.508 Because it seems a bit silly in a bit. 00:16:42.508 --> 00:16:44.868 When you're a kid, it's okay, but as you get older, it's the same. 00:16:44.868 --> 00:16:46.688 Most Batman seems like ridiculous. 00:16:46.688 --> 00:16:47.828 It's a man dressed as a bat. 00:16:47.828 --> 00:16:49.188 That's just absolutely ridiculous. 00:16:49.188 --> 00:16:56.928 And not to get into too much of the Snyder stuff, because there is this whole online thing at the moment where people are like, Zack Snyder is better than James Gunn. 00:16:56.928 --> 00:16:57.908 Whatever. 00:16:57.908 --> 00:16:58.828 You like whatever you like. 00:16:58.828 --> 00:16:59.708 That's up to you. 00:16:59.708 --> 00:17:04.748 But obviously with the Snyder films, with Henry Cavill, those were a bit dark and a bit more serious. 00:17:04.748 --> 00:17:08.248 Now, the thing is, Superman isn't supposed to be taken seriously, I don't think. 00:17:08.248 --> 00:17:16.448 I think, like with most superheroes, it's people in tights and capes running around with lightning coming out of the hands, or whatever it is they do, climbing up walls. 00:17:16.448 --> 00:17:21.808 And what I liked about this New Superman 2025 is it takes it back to that. 00:17:21.808 --> 00:17:26.068 He's a man in a cape, he's an alien, he's got Lex Luthor. 00:17:26.068 --> 00:17:27.728 Dogs in it lots, isn't it? 00:17:27.728 --> 00:17:31.008 Yeah, Krypto, yeah, he's great in it. 00:17:31.008 --> 00:17:38.328 They take a lot of elements from the comics and the cartoons, and it works, for the most part, it works. 00:17:38.508 --> 00:17:42.148 I've got one or two gripes with it, but the action was phenomenal. 00:17:42.208 --> 00:17:42.668 Was it crazy long? 00:17:42.668 --> 00:17:44.048 It was very colourful. 00:17:45.108 --> 00:17:47.568 No, it's just over two hours. 00:17:47.568 --> 00:17:49.388 That's not too bad then, I suppose. 00:17:49.388 --> 00:17:56.268 Yeah, and it just feels like opening a comic book. 00:17:56.268 --> 00:17:56.868 Oh, cool. 00:17:56.868 --> 00:17:57.288 Really? 00:17:57.288 --> 00:18:03.068 And getting all those colours thrown at you, the odd character shows up here and there, but nothing like... 00:18:03.928 --> 00:18:12.108 It doesn't do the thing that you hate with Marvel, it doesn't let you sort of say, oh, you've got to have seen this film, and if you like this, you have to watch the next three films. 00:18:12.108 --> 00:18:20.588 It doesn't do any of that, it's just like, this is a Superman film, there's a couple of other characters in it, and the next film to come out is going to be Supergirl next year. 00:18:21.668 --> 00:18:34.968 But this was great, I thought the guy playing Superman was brilliant, I thought Louis Lane was great, Lex Luthor was phenomenal in it, and some of the side characters were really funny as well, the dog was phenomenal, and it wasn't even a real dog. 00:18:34.988 --> 00:18:37.888 The CGI is incredible, it's just not even a real dog at all. 00:18:37.888 --> 00:18:40.848 Oh wow, original Marlon Brando, wasn't it? 00:18:40.848 --> 00:18:41.628 Yeah, it was, yeah. 00:18:42.528 --> 00:18:49.088 I won't say who plays that character in this one, because it's a bit of a secret. 00:18:49.088 --> 00:18:55.148 Yeah, with Superman, I was more tempted to go to that than I would a Marvel film, because I don't know. 00:18:56.108 --> 00:18:58.268 Oh, he's the oldest comic book hero. 00:18:58.268 --> 00:19:10.748 And for me, back in the day, Superman, it basically out of any, so I mean, he is a man and he's super, he's strong, he's got laser vision, he can fly, he's Superman. 00:19:10.748 --> 00:19:13.388 So he encapsulated everything in one person. 00:19:13.608 --> 00:19:17.128 So I didn't need to look around at all these different superheroes, do you know what I mean? 00:19:17.128 --> 00:19:20.348 So Superman, for me, have always been like, okay, in my book. 00:19:20.348 --> 00:19:21.568 You know, Spider-Man, absolutely. 00:19:21.568 --> 00:19:23.228 I always check out Spider-Man. 00:19:23.228 --> 00:19:24.608 I fucking love Spider-Man. 00:19:24.668 --> 00:19:33.708 It's just always been, it's sang with that, which is funny because I could actually mock Batman, like Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale. 00:19:33.708 --> 00:19:35.028 I take this very seriously. 00:19:35.028 --> 00:19:36.568 We're very serious filmmakers. 00:19:36.568 --> 00:19:38.388 This is very important, very serious. 00:19:38.388 --> 00:19:43.728 You're making a movie about bat, a Batman, a man that's dressed as a bat. 00:19:43.728 --> 00:19:46.388 I know you still got to take it seriously, but you know. 00:19:46.388 --> 00:19:48.968 He's a billionaire with too much money. 00:19:48.968 --> 00:19:55.088 And he's dealing with the trauma of losing his parents in front of his very eyes. 00:19:55.088 --> 00:19:55.748 So what does he do? 00:19:55.748 --> 00:20:01.148 He goes out and beats up and kills bad guys all around the city at night, dressed up in a bat costume. 00:20:01.148 --> 00:20:02.468 He needs some help. 00:20:02.468 --> 00:20:05.948 I just thought it was funny those guys are such serious filmmakers. 00:20:05.948 --> 00:20:09.128 And then you're making a movie about a dude that dresses as a bat. 00:20:09.128 --> 00:20:12.048 Which is why I really like the Tim Burton 1989 Batman. 00:20:12.048 --> 00:20:15.328 Yeah, and Tim Burton is perfect as well, because he's quirky. 00:20:15.328 --> 00:20:19.328 He's like, I'm a serious filmmaker, but I'm doing this. 00:20:19.328 --> 00:20:20.868 And that makes sense in my warehouse. 00:20:21.868 --> 00:20:25.968 That film, that Batman film is a great balance of camp and serious for me. 00:20:25.968 --> 00:20:28.848 And that is going to always be my favorite Batman, Michael Keaton. 00:20:28.848 --> 00:20:34.228 Fucking Jack Nicholson, talking of Marlon Brando, getting Jack Nicholson as the Joker is a phenomenal achievement. 00:20:34.228 --> 00:20:36.248 He was wonderful in it. 00:20:36.248 --> 00:20:38.368 But I enjoyed Superman. 00:20:38.368 --> 00:20:39.268 I really enjoyed it. 00:20:39.268 --> 00:20:40.548 Came out a bit smiling. 00:20:40.548 --> 00:20:40.968 Great. 00:20:40.968 --> 00:20:46.128 But I didn't enjoy it as much as the other film that I've seen that you've also seen. 00:20:47.488 --> 00:20:47.788 Yeah. 00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:49.448 Jurassic World, Rebirth. 00:20:49.448 --> 00:20:51.588 We both seen this separately, of course. 00:20:51.588 --> 00:20:53.328 Yeah. 00:20:53.368 --> 00:20:55.828 A couple of my kids said, yeah, we want to go. 00:20:55.828 --> 00:20:58.908 Not in German, yes, but they just said, yeah. 00:20:58.908 --> 00:21:02.208 Because dinosaurs, that's literally the only reason. 00:21:02.208 --> 00:21:03.468 Literally, literally. 00:21:03.788 --> 00:21:11.488 If dinosaurs were in the zoo and we brought them back and that was a thing, people wouldn't be going to cinema to watch movies. 00:21:11.488 --> 00:21:13.288 But people want to see dinosaurs. 00:21:13.288 --> 00:21:18.288 So they go to the cinema to watch dinosaurs because it's a fascinating thing. 00:21:18.288 --> 00:21:22.728 Oh, dinosaurs, these huge beasts that walked around once part of time. 00:21:22.728 --> 00:21:23.688 It's crazy. 00:21:23.688 --> 00:21:27.368 So that's something that always pulls people in and always will. 00:21:27.368 --> 00:21:34.468 So Javsic Pop movies will always go because of that reason, you know, financially. 00:21:34.468 --> 00:21:35.728 Did you enjoy it? 00:21:35.728 --> 00:21:37.008 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:37.008 --> 00:21:38.008 I didn't mind it at all. 00:21:38.368 --> 00:21:40.688 It's better than the last couple of films that have come out. 00:21:40.728 --> 00:21:41.448 Yes, for sure. 00:21:41.608 --> 00:21:46.968 The one which had the house and then that's just a bit whack. 00:21:46.968 --> 00:21:51.048 This one was okay, but I did have flaws with it a little bit, though. 00:21:51.588 --> 00:21:56.188 It's very hard with some of the geographies, hard to understand where people were. 00:21:56.188 --> 00:21:57.208 There's a lot of us. 00:21:57.208 --> 00:22:01.328 And it felt like all of a sudden we just dropped into it rather than. 00:22:01.328 --> 00:22:07.208 It felt like it was a part two and we'd already had Scarlett Hanson in another movie and we'd learn those characters. 00:22:07.208 --> 00:22:07.948 Do you know what I mean? 00:22:07.948 --> 00:22:08.648 Which is fine. 00:22:08.648 --> 00:22:13.328 It jumped straight into action, but it felt like they're already like, oh, we've established that. 00:22:13.328 --> 00:22:14.888 So let's go on to the next one. 00:22:14.888 --> 00:22:15.368 Okay. 00:22:15.368 --> 00:22:15.908 Do you know what I mean? 00:22:15.908 --> 00:22:17.988 It felt quite quick into it, but it's fine. 00:22:17.988 --> 00:22:19.048 I liked that though. 00:22:19.048 --> 00:22:24.568 For me, it was a return to form because they went back to the jungle. 00:22:24.568 --> 00:22:26.788 And the last couple have been in the jungle. 00:22:26.788 --> 00:22:31.148 And this film was great because there's two parties in it. 00:22:31.148 --> 00:22:34.248 You've got the Scarlett Hanson and her dudes. 00:22:34.428 --> 00:22:37.568 There was some stupid shit on it. 00:22:37.568 --> 00:22:41.448 I love the fact that one of the guys is really pissed off with the dude, which made sense. 00:22:41.448 --> 00:22:44.068 Why are you bringing kids out on this water den? 00:22:44.068 --> 00:22:47.448 I'm glad the fact he actually said that because it's the most thickest shit. 00:22:47.628 --> 00:22:50.868 And I really hated the young boyfriend. 00:22:50.868 --> 00:22:53.028 The boyfriend, yeah, me too. 00:22:53.028 --> 00:22:57.688 He was my least favorite part of it, but he was supposed to be a dumb stoner and that was just... 00:22:57.688 --> 00:23:00.108 It was done badly. 00:23:00.148 --> 00:23:03.168 It's funny, though, because it was actually a director who... 00:23:03.168 --> 00:23:08.848 A British director who's done Star Wars and done all sorts and started off making films in his bedroom. 00:23:10.168 --> 00:23:16.108 And it's funny because he did the raid, didn't he? 00:23:16.108 --> 00:23:19.308 No, no, I'm thinking of the other one, the other English director. 00:23:19.308 --> 00:23:22.868 Gareth Edwards and there's Gareth, someone else. 00:23:22.868 --> 00:23:23.608 Yes. 00:23:23.968 --> 00:23:26.308 This is Gareth Edwards we're talking about. 00:23:26.308 --> 00:23:27.688 Yeah, it was fine. 00:23:27.908 --> 00:23:30.468 Oh, he did Godzilla. 00:23:30.508 --> 00:23:34.308 So he knew, you know, he did monsters as well. 00:23:34.308 --> 00:23:34.628 Yeah. 00:23:35.248 --> 00:23:40.388 And he did all those effects himself in hotel rooms while he was flying around the world filming that movie. 00:23:40.388 --> 00:23:46.068 So he is very much the person for doing, especially large monsters visual effects wise. 00:23:46.068 --> 00:23:47.868 He knows how to then do that. 00:23:47.868 --> 00:23:48.508 It was fine. 00:23:48.508 --> 00:23:51.488 Scott Hanson was pretty decent in it. 00:23:51.488 --> 00:23:53.788 It was all right. 00:23:53.788 --> 00:24:05.128 You know, you're never going to beat the first movie because the first movie takes us with Sam Neill's character to the island for the first time, to seeing them for the first time in the cinema. 00:24:05.128 --> 00:24:05.628 Do you know what I mean? 00:24:05.628 --> 00:24:07.388 When it's first done, Stan Winston's effects. 00:24:07.388 --> 00:24:11.528 So that why that movie kind of is very special. 00:24:11.528 --> 00:24:16.808 Not like I saw it in the cinema at first time, but it's just the way that that movie's done. 00:24:16.808 --> 00:24:17.648 And it's Spielberg. 00:24:17.648 --> 00:24:18.988 It's just crafted extremely well. 00:24:18.988 --> 00:24:22.628 And you'll never get a film better than that of the Jurassic parks, but it's decent. 00:24:22.628 --> 00:24:23.148 Did you like it? 00:24:24.468 --> 00:24:26.408 I really enjoyed it for a couple of reasons. 00:24:26.408 --> 00:24:31.328 Firstly, as I've said, it was a return to form, as in they've gone back to the jungle, which I think you need. 00:24:31.408 --> 00:24:34.028 You're being stalked, you're going on the quest. 00:24:34.028 --> 00:24:34.668 Because you can't see anything. 00:24:34.668 --> 00:24:35.608 There was two parties. 00:24:35.608 --> 00:24:41.848 So I like the structure of the story, because you kept going between the two parties, who were both on different missions. 00:24:41.848 --> 00:24:44.308 And you had to see stuff as well, which is quite good. 00:24:44.308 --> 00:24:47.608 Yeah, you had the water stuff, you had, you know, it was like a video game almost. 00:24:47.608 --> 00:24:50.448 You had to get something from the sea, something from the land or something from the air. 00:24:51.348 --> 00:24:57.848 The dinosaurs were good, but for me, the best part about it was they brought horror back to the franchise. 00:24:57.868 --> 00:24:58.368 A little bit, yeah. 00:24:58.368 --> 00:25:07.528 There was very horrific stuff in it for kids, like as in the first Jurassic Park was the whole reason we have a PG-13 or a 12A in the UK. 00:25:09.348 --> 00:25:10.948 Because like Samuel L. 00:25:10.948 --> 00:25:17.508 Jackson's arm, that kind of thing, and you had chopped off arms, people being devoured in front of you in this new film. 00:25:17.508 --> 00:25:40.688 Also, the opening scene, apart from the final destinationy bit of it, which I won't spoil for anyone who hasn't seen it, was straight out of a Universal Horror film or something along those lines, or Alien or something, because the music, the lighting, and then when the logo for the Jurassic World just hits the screen and the score comes up, it felt like you were watching like an old Universal Horror film or something. 00:25:40.848 --> 00:25:44.308 I didn't like that monster's design and we're outspawing it at the end. 00:25:44.308 --> 00:25:45.268 I thought it was stupid. 00:25:45.268 --> 00:25:46.888 I thought it was really fucking stupid looking. 00:25:47.028 --> 00:25:50.088 And it didn't, there was no real discussion beforehand of it. 00:25:50.088 --> 00:25:55.048 Or it was like, oh, they'd been trying to mutate a thing and building up to it or showing pictures of it. 00:25:55.048 --> 00:25:56.108 All of a sudden, it just shut in. 00:25:56.108 --> 00:25:57.648 Then it was gone, quick as it came. 00:25:57.648 --> 00:26:02.788 And it was a bit like, just don't bother or just have just another T-Rex or something. 00:26:02.788 --> 00:26:06.148 It didn't need to have that thing without spoiling it. 00:26:06.148 --> 00:26:09.868 I agree with you that obviously the first one is the best. 00:26:09.868 --> 00:26:12.048 It felt a bit pushed in by executives possibly. 00:26:12.768 --> 00:26:17.648 This is definitely the best one since the first Chris Pratt one probably. 00:26:17.648 --> 00:26:18.448 That one was pretty good. 00:26:18.448 --> 00:26:20.168 Jasset Weld was the right first one. 00:26:20.168 --> 00:26:24.728 Yeah, but this is on a par, if not a little bit to me, a little bit better. 00:26:24.728 --> 00:26:26.428 But Jasset Weld is pretty good as well though actually. 00:26:26.428 --> 00:26:27.328 I've seen it a few times. 00:26:27.328 --> 00:26:34.768 But if you love dinosaurs guys, and he doesn't, and if you love Scarlett Johansson and he doesn't, you go check this out. 00:26:34.768 --> 00:26:36.928 It's got raptors with wings. 00:26:36.928 --> 00:26:37.788 I didn't mind looking at it. 00:26:38.408 --> 00:26:48.608 What the other good thing it does is, it pulls from bits from the first and second novel that were never put into the films, where they were working on mutated dinosaurs. 00:26:48.608 --> 00:26:51.728 So this isn't all the trailers, this isn't a spoiler. 00:26:51.728 --> 00:26:58.948 They go back to an island that was a research island where they experimented on these dinosaurs and tried to blend their DNAs. 00:26:58.948 --> 00:27:04.388 So you do get raptors that have been mutated with wings, and you get other dinosaurs that have mutated with other ones. 00:27:04.388 --> 00:27:07.528 And that sounds a bit whack, but they're not used too much. 00:27:07.688 --> 00:27:09.728 It's more about the normal sort of dinosaurs. 00:27:09.728 --> 00:27:14.468 And there were some great nods to Jaws, Alien and a couple of other bits and bobs in there. 00:27:14.548 --> 00:27:16.308 And they didn't bring back... 00:27:16.308 --> 00:27:19.988 What I liked was they didn't need to bring back any of the original cast. 00:27:19.988 --> 00:27:25.948 This is the first film that doesn't have Chris Pratt or any of the original trilogies cast in it, which was good. 00:27:25.948 --> 00:27:27.108 They didn't need to. 00:27:27.108 --> 00:27:28.628 It was strong enough. 00:27:29.708 --> 00:27:33.348 I did feel that it was very forced at the beginning when Scarlett Hanson first came into it. 00:27:33.348 --> 00:27:34.308 And she's like, oh, we're going. 00:27:34.308 --> 00:27:35.328 She's like, oh, I'm just here. 00:27:35.328 --> 00:27:36.268 She sneaks into the cast. 00:27:36.548 --> 00:27:40.728 And it was all the first bit of the introduction before they started on the travel. 00:27:40.728 --> 00:27:44.248 Seemed clunky and a bit forced. 00:27:44.248 --> 00:27:46.048 Once you get past that, it's OK. 00:27:46.048 --> 00:27:53.728 Speaking of speaking of big, large animals in the sea and Jaws, I did watch with Daisy the Jaws documentary on Disney. 00:27:53.728 --> 00:27:55.468 It just came out for 50th anniversary. 00:27:55.568 --> 00:27:56.408 Jaws 50. 00:27:56.528 --> 00:27:57.748 Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. 00:27:57.748 --> 00:27:58.388 Yeah, it's good. 00:27:58.408 --> 00:27:59.808 It's worth a watch. 00:27:59.808 --> 00:28:03.908 Yeah, that's why I watched Jaws before my Lord, actually, because it turned 50 this year. 00:28:03.908 --> 00:28:05.608 Yeah, I watched it. 00:28:05.608 --> 00:28:17.988 I did also spend about six hours watching, back to the beginning, the Black Sabbath Aussie Farewell gig, which was fucking amazing, I think. 00:28:17.988 --> 00:28:23.648 There's a lot of bands I don't really know, but there's a lot of bands I did like, Pantera, Slayer, Metallica. 00:28:25.008 --> 00:28:28.288 But it was, it was, did you watch any of it? 00:28:28.288 --> 00:28:29.008 Do you know of it? 00:28:29.008 --> 00:28:30.208 I haven't seen any of it. 00:28:30.208 --> 00:28:31.768 I know of it, but I haven't seen any of it. 00:28:31.788 --> 00:28:47.268 But there's this bit where like on half way through, there's three drummers playing, like having drum solos, like Red Hot Chili Peppers drum and Blink-182 drum and then another drummer from Tall, while covering a Black Sabbath song. 00:28:47.268 --> 00:28:53.608 And then all just, for about, I don't know how long, there's just a song, then another song, then another song. 00:28:53.608 --> 00:28:58.068 But all these different instruments come on, all of a sudden there's Ronnie Woodward come on with a guitar from Rolling Stones. 00:28:58.808 --> 00:29:03.268 And with like three other guitars, different guitars and bands, they were jamming with each other. 00:29:03.268 --> 00:29:08.008 And then another, then Stephen Tyler came on and started singing Walk This Way. 00:29:08.008 --> 00:29:08.848 And they did that. 00:29:08.848 --> 00:29:10.968 And it was just like, what the fuck is going on? 00:29:10.968 --> 00:29:16.208 And it was like live aid and how sort of special, having all these acts together. 00:29:16.208 --> 00:29:18.388 It was like that, but for metal. 00:29:18.388 --> 00:29:23.948 Even though I did chat to my friend the other day who's proper metal and he's like doing fucking this to her, because he likes, he's full on metal. 00:29:24.008 --> 00:29:25.448 He likes the bands with all squiggly names. 00:29:25.448 --> 00:29:26.188 You can't understand. 00:29:26.188 --> 00:29:28.588 He's like, that's not metal. 00:29:28.588 --> 00:29:29.988 Okay, fair enough. 00:29:29.988 --> 00:29:32.648 But it was really good to all these just people would come on here and there. 00:29:32.648 --> 00:29:38.728 So you had like one point, Steven Tyler singing Walk This Way with Rage Against Machines guitarist, Chili Peppers drummer. 00:29:38.728 --> 00:29:41.108 And it's just like, what's going on? 00:29:41.108 --> 00:29:42.828 And because it's that, then Metallica came on. 00:29:42.828 --> 00:29:45.328 Then all of a sudden Guns N Roses came on. 00:29:45.328 --> 00:29:46.848 So, okay. 00:29:46.848 --> 00:29:49.868 And it was just like, it was an incredible thing. 00:29:49.868 --> 00:29:52.188 And they might be cutting it to play in cinemas. 00:29:53.148 --> 00:29:53.908 Oh, that'd be cool. 00:29:53.908 --> 00:29:54.308 Yeah. 00:29:54.308 --> 00:29:56.068 And I'd say go check it out. 00:29:56.068 --> 00:29:58.828 It's kind of quite a special thing. 00:29:58.828 --> 00:30:01.008 It felt like, and Ozzy, bless him. 00:30:01.008 --> 00:30:02.528 He was in his chair. 00:30:02.528 --> 00:30:13.908 A throne came up from the stage and he's a chair because he's got Parkinson's and spinal injury from the quad bike accident he had about 15 years ago. 00:30:13.908 --> 00:30:14.628 So he can't stand up. 00:30:14.628 --> 00:30:19.868 And at times he really wanted to stand up and sing because he had to sing sitting down. 00:30:19.868 --> 00:30:20.828 And it was his last gig. 00:30:21.068 --> 00:30:22.988 And he sang like, My Mum Coming Home or stuff. 00:30:22.988 --> 00:30:26.288 And he was like a bit teary and it's just like fucking hell. 00:30:26.288 --> 00:30:27.308 Yeah, it's really good though. 00:30:27.308 --> 00:30:28.348 Really, really good. 00:30:28.348 --> 00:30:28.868 Well worth it. 00:30:28.868 --> 00:30:31.488 Like really cool to see like Slayer. 00:30:31.488 --> 00:30:33.488 Just like this. 00:30:33.608 --> 00:30:35.168 And it's really cool. 00:30:35.208 --> 00:30:37.008 And Pantera come out and it's great. 00:30:37.008 --> 00:30:43.748 The lead singer just comes out like no socks or shoes, just short skinned t-shirt and he's like 50s or whatever. 00:30:43.748 --> 00:30:45.668 This is so cool. 00:30:45.668 --> 00:30:46.848 So yeah, I really enjoyed that. 00:30:46.888 --> 00:30:51.588 But what a movie, but it was pretty enjoyable visual telly. 00:30:51.588 --> 00:30:53.328 That's cool. 00:30:53.328 --> 00:30:56.128 I've got a correction from our last episode. 00:30:56.128 --> 00:30:56.628 Oh, you have? 00:30:56.668 --> 00:30:58.068 I know this. 00:30:58.068 --> 00:30:58.488 Yeah. 00:30:58.488 --> 00:31:00.028 So just a little one. 00:31:00.028 --> 00:31:01.668 We are business listeners. 00:31:01.668 --> 00:31:06.428 We are actually like me and Dan actually organize and sort shit out, you know. 00:31:08.368 --> 00:31:15.328 This is for our patron Sheila, who actually is coming up in two episodes time with her patron pitch. 00:31:15.368 --> 00:31:17.028 She's our newest patron. 00:31:17.028 --> 00:31:18.828 Hi, Sheila. 00:31:18.828 --> 00:31:25.188 Just wanted to correct because obviously we said that we sent her t-shirt to her and that she lived in Salem. 00:31:25.188 --> 00:31:30.108 We were really buzzing about that, but she's corrected me and said, isn't Salem, Massachusetts? 00:31:30.108 --> 00:31:31.548 It's not the witches. 00:31:31.548 --> 00:31:32.888 It's not the witch one. 00:31:32.888 --> 00:31:37.128 She lives in Salem, Oregon. 00:31:37.128 --> 00:31:37.768 So there we go. 00:31:37.768 --> 00:31:40.188 So me and Sheila have been chatting quite a lot by email. 00:31:40.188 --> 00:31:42.448 But I just wanted to correct us. 00:31:42.488 --> 00:31:43.308 Correct us? 00:31:43.308 --> 00:31:46.948 So it's Oregon she lives in, not the Massachusetts. 00:31:46.948 --> 00:31:47.968 So there we go. 00:31:47.968 --> 00:31:48.628 Just wanted to correct that. 00:31:48.628 --> 00:31:59.028 And talking of listeners and patrons and all that kind of stuff, just also wanted to mention, Gav, I don't know if you've realized this, we've had a huge spike in the last sort of three months for some reason. 00:31:59.028 --> 00:32:03.668 People are really enjoying the episodes and we're getting a lot more downloads. 00:32:03.668 --> 00:32:05.768 Because we're more frequent, I don't know. 00:32:05.768 --> 00:32:08.768 I'm not sure, but the numbers are way up. 00:32:08.768 --> 00:32:10.948 So yeah, really pleased with that. 00:32:11.028 --> 00:32:11.608 That's good. 00:32:11.608 --> 00:32:12.768 Thanks for listening, guys. 00:32:12.768 --> 00:32:13.508 I do appreciate it. 00:32:13.508 --> 00:32:20.688 If you like us, please do recommend us to your buddy who likes horror movies too, or just share us or a favorite episode or something. 00:32:20.688 --> 00:32:21.748 Please do that. 00:32:21.748 --> 00:32:24.368 Like us, comment, and always send us a mail. 00:32:24.368 --> 00:32:25.648 We can talk about stuff. 00:32:25.648 --> 00:32:29.668 You can always suggest episodes. 00:32:29.668 --> 00:32:32.828 I know you're not, even if you're not a patron, you could always possibly suggest an episode. 00:32:32.828 --> 00:32:34.568 You never know. 00:32:34.568 --> 00:32:37.388 Yeah, we like to interact with you guys, but thank you very much. 00:32:38.088 --> 00:32:45.568 And your Sarah will be pleased to know that our strongest episode in the last year is The Greasy Strangler. 00:32:45.568 --> 00:32:50.708 For some reason, that episode, maybe more people really like The Greasy Strangler, that aren't really horror fans. 00:32:50.708 --> 00:32:51.508 Yeah. 00:32:51.508 --> 00:32:55.048 But that one is the one that was Don's episode as well. 00:32:55.428 --> 00:32:56.248 Yeah. 00:32:56.248 --> 00:33:03.768 So Don, you've given us our highest rate, highest streamed and downloaded episode in about a year, weirdly. 00:33:03.768 --> 00:33:05.348 That's really strange. 00:33:05.348 --> 00:33:06.068 It is, isn't it? 00:33:06.088 --> 00:33:06.968 I hope people liked it. 00:33:07.048 --> 00:33:09.748 I guess there's going to be a lot of fans out there. 00:33:09.748 --> 00:33:13.128 So some people might just search in podcasts and just search up Greasy Strangler. 00:33:13.128 --> 00:33:15.528 I want to just because I want to listen to it. 00:33:15.528 --> 00:33:16.988 I do it sometimes. 00:33:16.988 --> 00:33:19.388 I'm really into something at the moment. 00:33:19.388 --> 00:33:20.748 What podcast is doing that? 00:33:20.748 --> 00:33:25.688 Like a serial killer or something in the news or a certain movie or a band? 00:33:25.688 --> 00:33:26.248 Oh, what? 00:33:26.248 --> 00:33:33.668 You know, at the moment, I've been quite into like doing the behind the scene Ozzy Osbourne old interviews and stuff on YouTube because I hadn't seen them because I watched that. 00:33:33.668 --> 00:33:35.108 So maybe it's something like that. 00:33:35.348 --> 00:33:38.368 They're just searching up Greasy Stranglers or us, maybe. 00:33:39.428 --> 00:33:43.048 Maybe they're typing it into Pornhub and it's taking them to us. 00:33:43.048 --> 00:33:44.928 Greasy Stranglers. 00:33:44.928 --> 00:33:48.448 Weird if Pornhub is linked to us, that'd be really weird. 00:33:48.448 --> 00:33:51.428 Well, there's stranger things that have happened. 00:33:51.428 --> 00:33:53.048 I have some updates on... 00:33:53.048 --> 00:33:54.108 Maybe I spell it wrong. 00:33:54.108 --> 00:33:55.568 It's Greasy Strangers. 00:33:56.588 --> 00:33:58.568 They're looking at us both. 00:33:58.568 --> 00:34:05.008 I have some updates on the spooky shenanigans in my house, but I'm going to hold on to that until we get to World Of The Strange. 00:34:06.308 --> 00:34:09.528 So, everything from me, is there anything more from you? 00:34:09.528 --> 00:34:13.508 We've covered dinosaurs, Superman, Greasy Strangers, Ozzy Osbourne. 00:34:13.508 --> 00:34:18.408 I haven't really watched much too much, really. 00:34:18.408 --> 00:34:20.068 Been just sitting, kind of watching Family Guy. 00:34:20.088 --> 00:34:21.668 Been pretty busy recently. 00:34:21.668 --> 00:34:23.428 Oh, you wanted to mention Family Guy, P. 00:34:23.428 --> 00:34:25.808 Diddy. 00:34:25.808 --> 00:34:26.028 P. 00:34:26.028 --> 00:34:26.628 Diddy, yeah. 00:34:26.628 --> 00:34:28.768 Oh, actually, that's what I've been watching. 00:34:28.768 --> 00:34:30.228 It's the Friday movies. 00:34:30.308 --> 00:34:34.988 I've been, it's Friday, been up with them Friday the 13th. 00:34:34.988 --> 00:34:39.188 I also watched Friday and Friday After Next. 00:34:39.188 --> 00:34:40.248 I didn't go for the third one. 00:34:40.248 --> 00:34:41.988 I don't know if I've ever seen it. 00:34:41.988 --> 00:34:44.648 Watch Friday again because it's on Netflix. 00:34:45.388 --> 00:34:47.248 I know that movie Back To Front. 00:34:47.248 --> 00:34:50.988 I'm going to watch it again and it's a really, really good film actually still. 00:34:50.988 --> 00:34:57.028 It flies through with no, it's in no time, boom, it's gone and you're like, that's such a fun film. 00:34:57.028 --> 00:34:57.408 It really is. 00:34:57.408 --> 00:34:58.168 Ice Cube wrote that. 00:34:58.228 --> 00:35:00.148 It's incredible that he and DJ Poo wrote that. 00:35:00.148 --> 00:35:07.688 Yeah, because I know obviously range right now, in between just getting out of NWA and just sit off, sitting around, what am I going to do? 00:35:07.848 --> 00:35:12.068 Because that makes that after doing Death's certificate and et cetera in these solo albums. 00:35:12.068 --> 00:35:13.148 Anyway, really good. 00:35:13.148 --> 00:35:18.368 So then I was like, Friday after next, I'll watch that, which is just not really very good. 00:35:18.368 --> 00:35:19.948 It's really poor. 00:35:19.948 --> 00:35:23.988 It's a shame because there's some things in it which are good. 00:35:23.988 --> 00:35:28.428 His cousin who he goes to stay with, with the funny sock hat, is really good. 00:35:28.428 --> 00:35:29.748 He's quite funny. 00:35:29.748 --> 00:35:30.768 He's quite good. 00:35:30.768 --> 00:35:31.448 But then you've got this... 00:35:31.448 --> 00:35:32.708 He's no Chris Tucker, though. 00:35:32.708 --> 00:35:34.368 No, but then he's okay. 00:35:34.368 --> 00:35:41.828 But then you've got really forced gangster neighbors, Mexican gangster neighbors, who are so forced. 00:35:41.828 --> 00:35:48.288 The hat on, his eyes are not, the dialogue that comes out is like, it's not like, original Friday is quite natural. 00:35:48.288 --> 00:35:50.268 It's so forced to get jokes. 00:35:50.268 --> 00:35:51.768 It's not funny. 00:35:51.768 --> 00:35:59.028 But the reason I mention this, because it's Friday the 13th and they call it Friday, another reason was, because the whole pity thing is going on. 00:35:59.028 --> 00:36:03.688 Everyone knows what's going on and what's been happening with that dude and his baby or et cetera. 00:36:03.688 --> 00:36:04.848 So watch this movie. 00:36:04.848 --> 00:36:08.388 And Friday, Ice Cube is worried that Devo is going to get out of prison. 00:36:08.388 --> 00:36:14.028 So the second movie, he goes to stay with his uncle, who managed to win some money in the lottery. 00:36:14.028 --> 00:36:17.008 So he goes to stay with him, but his dad's a bit of a freak. 00:36:17.008 --> 00:36:19.028 He even says it at one point. 00:36:19.028 --> 00:36:25.028 And he turns up and he's just like in his dressing gown, and he's like, hey, nephew, come here, boy, and all that stuff. 00:36:25.028 --> 00:36:27.868 Then his girlfriend comes down and she's just rubbing herself all over. 00:36:27.948 --> 00:36:29.048 Ice Cube is like, what the fuck? 00:36:29.048 --> 00:36:29.528 What the fuck? 00:36:29.528 --> 00:36:32.808 You know, you're like, I'm my auntie, like fuck off. 00:36:32.808 --> 00:36:34.948 And at one point, they're smoking weed. 00:36:34.948 --> 00:36:35.988 And he's like, give me that. 00:36:35.988 --> 00:36:38.168 I'm a real puff daddy, he says. 00:36:38.168 --> 00:36:39.188 Smokes on sweet. 00:36:39.188 --> 00:36:46.588 Later on, Ice Cube, a letter comes from him, and he has to go up to his uncle and knock on the door and say, Uncle, you got a letter. 00:36:46.588 --> 00:36:50.088 About the house is going to go for clothes or something. 00:36:50.088 --> 00:36:54.228 And knocks on the door and just goes in, finds his uncle and the girlfriend just passed out in the room. 00:36:54.228 --> 00:36:56.948 And there's just dildos everywhere. 00:36:56.948 --> 00:37:00.388 Baby oil, leather gear, bondage everywhere. 00:37:00.388 --> 00:37:03.168 He's passed out on all sort of leathery clothes or whatever he's wearing. 00:37:03.168 --> 00:37:06.828 And she's like all bondage everything, like hat and everything he's wearing. 00:37:06.828 --> 00:37:08.488 She's like whatever. 00:37:08.528 --> 00:37:16.288 And the ice cube wakes up and he's like ah, just stands up and he starts squirting baby oil at ice cube to get him out of the room. 00:37:16.288 --> 00:37:19.488 And I was just like, this has to be P. 00:37:19.488 --> 00:37:20.188 Diddy. 00:37:20.188 --> 00:37:21.588 This has to be. 00:37:21.588 --> 00:37:23.708 It's literally, he said, I'm the real Puff Daddy. 00:37:23.708 --> 00:37:26.448 It literally must be ice cube going that guy's a freak. 00:37:26.448 --> 00:37:27.868 I'm fucking writing him in this movie. 00:37:27.868 --> 00:37:29.108 It has to be. 00:37:29.108 --> 00:37:30.488 Absolutely. 00:37:30.488 --> 00:37:31.668 Didn't know that time. 00:37:31.668 --> 00:37:33.828 Know that now. 00:37:33.868 --> 00:37:34.128 Weird. 00:37:34.128 --> 00:37:34.988 That's really weird. 00:37:34.988 --> 00:37:38.008 Check it out if you really want to watch that movie. 00:37:38.008 --> 00:37:38.488 It's not very good. 00:37:38.488 --> 00:37:40.048 The third one is a Christmas film. 00:37:40.048 --> 00:37:40.648 Oh my God. 00:37:40.648 --> 00:37:41.188 I've not seen it. 00:37:41.188 --> 00:37:43.108 It must be fucking appalling. 00:37:43.108 --> 00:37:43.868 I've seen it. 00:37:43.868 --> 00:37:45.808 It's bad. 00:37:46.088 --> 00:37:47.488 It's not great. 00:37:48.668 --> 00:37:49.148 It's not great. 00:37:49.148 --> 00:37:52.828 It's better than I thought it was going to be, but it wasn't, it wasn't great. 00:37:52.828 --> 00:38:04.668 Talking of Smoking Weed, did you know that they actually wanted to try and make, the next film we're about to cover was supposed to be of Jason Vs. 00:38:04.668 --> 00:38:04.988 Freddie. 00:38:04.988 --> 00:38:07.408 Obviously, they didn't come around to that too much later. 00:38:07.408 --> 00:38:09.228 And then they were like, well, who can Jason go up against? 00:38:09.228 --> 00:38:11.268 And at one point they had Jason Vs. 00:38:11.268 --> 00:38:12.368 Cheech and Chong. 00:38:12.368 --> 00:38:19.908 They wanted to bring back the Abbott and Costello style, Universal Monsters, and they were going to get Jason and Cheech and Chong in a movie together. 00:38:19.908 --> 00:38:21.588 How was that going to happen? 00:38:21.588 --> 00:38:28.188 Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is a classic film which we covered for one of my birthday episodes because I love that film. 00:38:28.188 --> 00:38:29.068 Cheech and Chong is made weird. 00:38:29.068 --> 00:38:30.928 And that works, yeah. 00:38:32.348 --> 00:38:34.988 I don't know how that would work though. 00:38:34.988 --> 00:38:36.888 Well it didn't work in the end. 00:38:37.448 --> 00:38:38.868 They didn't go for it. 00:38:39.528 --> 00:38:42.088 That was what New Line Cinema was really pushing for for a while. 00:38:42.088 --> 00:38:42.528 It's alright. 00:38:42.568 --> 00:38:46.788 By December, they reckon AI. 00:38:46.788 --> 00:38:53.068 Grock, especially Elon Musk's AI will be able to make full movies by December without a single camera. 00:38:53.068 --> 00:38:56.548 So we can we can get the right prompts. 00:38:56.548 --> 00:39:00.928 Jason versus Cheech and Chong. 00:39:00.928 --> 00:39:03.768 We can then watch these films. 00:39:03.768 --> 00:39:04.568 Be brilliant. 00:39:04.568 --> 00:39:08.468 Yeah, that's the only thing I can feel AI is going to be no soul in it at all. 00:39:08.468 --> 00:39:12.548 If an AI is completely made a film, which is not it's never going to be the case. 00:39:12.548 --> 00:39:14.608 It's going to be prompt by artists, screenwriters and stuff. 00:39:14.608 --> 00:39:15.688 They still make prompts and stuff. 00:39:15.688 --> 00:39:17.268 I know it's a massive argument at the moment. 00:39:17.268 --> 00:39:20.468 I know it's quite a thing in Deadbolt as well, actually. 00:39:20.468 --> 00:39:27.608 So, you know, some people in Deadbolt don't like AI and I'm kind of like James Cameron, but let's use this shit, you know. 00:39:27.608 --> 00:39:29.268 But it's quite a thing at the moment going on about that. 00:39:29.268 --> 00:39:31.948 But, you know, it never captured proper films. 00:39:31.948 --> 00:39:40.428 But being able to do like stuff that we want to see, like, I want to see Arnold Schwarzenegger as Alice in Wonderland. 00:39:40.428 --> 00:39:41.148 I don't know. 00:39:41.148 --> 00:39:42.788 Do you know, man, as Alice or whatever. 00:39:42.788 --> 00:39:44.748 I don't know. 00:39:44.748 --> 00:39:46.968 You know, so it's a fun thing. 00:39:46.968 --> 00:39:49.608 Yeah, we will be able to do it and we'll see how that goes in the future. 00:39:49.608 --> 00:39:54.528 But anyway, AI is not going anywhere, like downloading the piracy, which people or filmmakers are pissed off about. 00:39:54.528 --> 00:39:57.688 That's like, you can have to just go along with it. 00:39:57.688 --> 00:40:02.348 So they start using statistics for that to say, oh, it's the most downloaded pirated film. 00:40:02.408 --> 00:40:03.868 Oh, OK, cool. 00:40:03.868 --> 00:40:06.448 You know, yeah, you have to go with it. 00:40:06.448 --> 00:40:09.348 But yeah, right. 00:40:09.348 --> 00:40:11.288 All right, well, let's do it. 00:40:11.288 --> 00:40:11.708 Shall we do it? 00:40:11.708 --> 00:40:12.688 Let's go to Crystal Lake. 00:40:12.688 --> 00:40:14.848 Let's get to the trailer. 00:40:14.848 --> 00:40:17.928 Let's go to the trailer for Friday the 13th, part seven. 00:40:20.368 --> 00:40:21.028 The New Blood. 00:40:26.795 --> 00:40:30.575 This is the one you've been waiting for. 00:40:30.575 --> 00:40:31.975 What's happening to me? 00:40:31.975 --> 00:40:34.015 Your psychokinesis and these delusions are... 00:40:34.015 --> 00:40:35.215 No, you're not listening to me! 00:40:35.215 --> 00:40:37.755 The one you've been asking for. 00:40:37.755 --> 00:40:42.475 Hey, Tina, isn't this the way they wear their jackets back in the mental hospital? 00:40:42.475 --> 00:40:45.615 Concentrate, concentrate, Tina! 00:40:45.615 --> 00:40:48.915 The one you've been dying for. 00:40:48.915 --> 00:40:51.275 You people give me the creeps. 00:40:52.935 --> 00:40:55.495 Okay, you big hunk of a man, come and get me. 00:40:56.995 --> 00:40:59.635 Jason is back. 00:41:06.348 --> 00:41:09.968 But this time, someone is waiting. 00:41:25.637 --> 00:41:26.757 And don't go in there! 00:41:36.705 --> 00:41:40.085 Friday the 13th, part 7, The New Blood. 00:41:46.742 --> 00:41:48.222 There goes the neighborhood. 00:41:48.222 --> 00:41:51.382 Friday the 13th, part 7, The New Blood. 00:41:51.382 --> 00:41:54.642 That's a metaphor from 1988. 00:41:54.642 --> 00:41:56.322 Just an hour and 28 minutes. 00:41:56.322 --> 00:42:01.022 I was going to do some sort of blowjob joke, but I'm out, you carry on. 00:42:02.542 --> 00:42:09.822 Jason Voorhees is accidentally freed from his watery prison by a telekinetic teenager. 00:42:09.822 --> 00:42:13.382 Now, only she can stop him. 00:42:14.442 --> 00:42:16.362 It doesn't say accidentally though, does it? 00:42:16.362 --> 00:42:18.742 Because that would be good. 00:42:18.742 --> 00:42:19.862 It does say that. 00:42:19.862 --> 00:42:21.562 What, with an axe? 00:42:21.562 --> 00:42:22.962 Oh, no, not axe. 00:42:22.962 --> 00:42:24.702 Axe-identally, like, scared. 00:42:24.702 --> 00:42:27.762 I was going to say, it's not like she purposely freed him. 00:42:27.762 --> 00:42:30.082 You don't purposely free Jason Voorhees, do you? 00:42:30.082 --> 00:42:31.862 It's not something you want to do. 00:42:31.862 --> 00:42:32.822 No, no, no. 00:42:32.822 --> 00:42:35.222 I'm not going to go and regenerate Jason Voorhees. 00:42:35.222 --> 00:42:39.602 This movie is quite an odd one, this movie, in a way. 00:42:40.082 --> 00:42:46.562 It's the same with this part 8, where it's like, right, we need to do something different, which is fine. 00:42:46.562 --> 00:42:47.902 And I'm all up for doing something different. 00:42:47.902 --> 00:42:50.422 And at no point do I go, this is terrible. 00:42:50.422 --> 00:42:52.222 It shouldn't be in the franchise. 00:42:52.222 --> 00:42:54.042 It's fine. 00:42:54.042 --> 00:43:00.482 Yes, this is one of my weaker entries in the franchise, but still highly enjoyable. 00:43:02.042 --> 00:43:04.302 Now, there's some background to this. 00:43:05.422 --> 00:43:08.642 New Line was like, we're not going to do another Jason. 00:43:08.642 --> 00:43:13.662 And some of the sort of high ups were like, well, we make a lot of money from Jason films. 00:43:13.662 --> 00:43:17.582 So if you're going to do one, let's do something different. 00:43:17.582 --> 00:43:19.902 Let's do Freddy vs Jason. 00:43:19.902 --> 00:43:21.342 So this is back in 87. 00:43:21.342 --> 00:43:22.542 This film came out in 88. 00:43:22.782 --> 00:43:26.762 And that was already existing property as in a comic, wasn't it? 00:43:26.762 --> 00:43:27.842 I don't think it was at this point. 00:43:27.842 --> 00:43:29.542 I don't think that was until the nineties. 00:43:29.542 --> 00:43:30.082 Right. 00:43:30.082 --> 00:43:30.622 Oh, okay. 00:43:30.642 --> 00:43:30.862 Yeah. 00:43:30.862 --> 00:43:32.842 So they, then maybe they did the comic first. 00:43:32.842 --> 00:43:33.042 Yeah. 00:43:33.042 --> 00:43:33.922 Okay. 00:43:33.922 --> 00:43:34.942 But they didn't want to do it. 00:43:35.202 --> 00:43:37.382 They couldn't get it to work and they didn't want to do it. 00:43:37.382 --> 00:43:41.062 So then they said, what else is popular right now? 00:43:41.062 --> 00:43:42.362 I've talked about Jason Chong. 00:43:42.362 --> 00:43:44.262 That was sort of thought about as well. 00:43:44.262 --> 00:43:48.442 They definitely wanted Jason up against somebody. 00:43:48.442 --> 00:43:53.642 So what they did was they looked at what was popular, Stephen King. 00:43:53.642 --> 00:44:01.682 So they actually, I believe they reached out to Stephen King's sort of admin or whatever you call it and said, can we use one of your characters? 00:44:01.782 --> 00:44:03.742 And they were like, no. 00:44:03.742 --> 00:44:05.942 What did you have in mind? 00:44:05.942 --> 00:44:11.482 We wanted Stephen Jason versus Carrie. 00:44:11.482 --> 00:44:13.422 No, you can't use Carrie. 00:44:13.422 --> 00:44:14.382 So like, all right, no worries. 00:44:14.382 --> 00:44:19.782 We'll just write a character exactly like Carrie, which is why you've got this telekinetic girl in it. 00:44:19.782 --> 00:44:28.082 Now, I think one of the stronger parts of this is that there is a character in this who's got telekinetic powers. 00:44:28.082 --> 00:44:31.862 I love the way that she regenerates Jason and we'll get into that when we get into it. 00:44:31.862 --> 00:44:34.782 I love her trauma that she's got going on. 00:44:34.782 --> 00:44:38.822 I love the doctor that's got ulterior motives. 00:44:38.822 --> 00:44:40.042 So I love all of that. 00:44:40.042 --> 00:44:52.242 But the problem with this film, which a lot of fans will talk about is, some people call this, Friday the 13th, part seven, The No Blood, because there's no blood in this really. 00:44:53.482 --> 00:45:02.802 And that's because they were worried about it being too brutal and bloody, because Jason had become a bit more of a household name by this point. 00:45:02.802 --> 00:45:05.642 And they wanted younger kids to perhaps try and see this. 00:45:05.642 --> 00:45:05.962 Yeah. 00:45:05.962 --> 00:45:08.422 And the studio was very nervous about it. 00:45:08.422 --> 00:45:10.762 For some reason, they were really nervous about it. 00:45:10.762 --> 00:45:19.462 So most of the kills either happen off screen or cut away just as the chop or whatever it is happens. 00:45:19.562 --> 00:45:20.042 Yeah. 00:45:20.042 --> 00:45:22.842 I messaged you, didn't I, over this? 00:45:22.842 --> 00:45:23.842 No. 00:45:23.842 --> 00:45:25.942 There is... 00:45:26.202 --> 00:45:28.962 They did shoot all the scenes bloody and brutal. 00:45:30.182 --> 00:45:37.802 Sadly, all of those dailies and all of that raw footage got destroyed in a fire. 00:45:37.802 --> 00:45:42.762 So we'll never, ever, ever see the full version, the uncut, because that would have been out by now. 00:45:42.942 --> 00:45:47.042 If we had got that, someone would have put that together, and we would have loved to see that. 00:45:47.042 --> 00:45:55.322 So all we've got is this, and it's still rated R, because there's a lot of boobs in it, the implication of the deaths is pretty brutal. 00:45:55.322 --> 00:46:01.902 But as Jason fans, we want to see the limbs, we want to see the throat cuts properly. 00:46:01.902 --> 00:46:03.702 We don't get that with this film, sadly. 00:46:03.702 --> 00:46:08.302 But thankfully, you've got the telekinesis and a few other fun moments with it. 00:46:10.422 --> 00:46:15.202 And this is the first time that Kane Hodder puts the mask on. 00:46:15.202 --> 00:46:16.542 Okay, good. 00:46:16.542 --> 00:46:17.122 I like Kane. 00:46:17.462 --> 00:46:19.102 I've even met him. 00:46:20.822 --> 00:46:22.762 Yeah, I did have... 00:46:22.962 --> 00:46:25.962 I messaged you because you said about the kills are good, and I watched it. 00:46:25.962 --> 00:46:35.442 And it's such a shame, in a way, as a reviewer watching films, it takes the fun out of it, because I'm actually having to review it in a critique. 00:46:35.442 --> 00:46:37.542 And I'm doing it as an eye as a filmmaker as well. 00:46:38.582 --> 00:46:40.042 And a fan. 00:46:41.442 --> 00:46:46.362 So I was watching this and the kills are just like, I knew exactly what's happening as an editor myself. 00:46:46.362 --> 00:46:47.502 I knew exactly what's happened. 00:46:47.502 --> 00:46:53.342 Those kills were there, but they've just chopped it in, because some of the edits, just as a kill, some of the edits are really quite bad. 00:46:53.342 --> 00:46:54.722 It's like, why are you kind of there? 00:46:54.722 --> 00:46:59.862 And also, obviously, because they're just taking out all gore almost entirely. 00:46:59.922 --> 00:47:10.722 It's like, you still got that classic hit against the sleeping bag, hit against a tree, which is fucking brilliant and easy, because you don't even need a body in there or anything. 00:47:10.722 --> 00:47:16.322 It's literally just someone swing a sleeping bag against a tree, but it just works because you put sound effects to it. 00:47:16.322 --> 00:47:21.722 And that's a memorable one of the whole franchise, because it's a fun, inventive kill. 00:47:21.722 --> 00:47:26.862 But the kills, unfortunately, they're extremely lackluster because of these reasons, I guess. 00:47:26.862 --> 00:47:28.062 Part 8 is the same. 00:47:29.582 --> 00:47:34.622 We're going through the kills as we go through the film, and I'll diss most of them, unfortunately. 00:47:34.662 --> 00:47:42.802 The other strange thing about this film and Jason Takes Manhattan is they're the only two movies in the franchise to not use the traditional score. 00:47:44.982 --> 00:47:49.622 They have the ch ch ch a little bit, but they don't have that traditional score. 00:47:49.622 --> 00:47:51.862 Yeah, well, that's Jason's motif, though it sounds. 00:47:52.862 --> 00:47:57.642 That's when you know the kid is near, so that has to almost got to be used. 00:47:57.642 --> 00:48:00.462 But yeah, the actual original score, true. 00:48:00.462 --> 00:48:10.122 Henry Manfredi might not have liked, I don't know, must be at that point and be like, I'm not doing it anymore. 00:48:10.122 --> 00:48:17.642 I don't know, though, because once they own the music from another film, they could always revisit and just play the same film's score from the original. 00:48:17.682 --> 00:48:20.662 I think they just wanted to do something different, really. 00:48:20.662 --> 00:48:22.582 Yeah, and obviously they're trying to do something different with this. 00:48:22.582 --> 00:48:24.802 Like you say, it's the same with part eight, when they're like, what should we do? 00:48:24.802 --> 00:48:25.822 We need to get him out of there. 00:48:25.822 --> 00:48:27.222 Let's go Jason Takes Manhattan. 00:48:27.222 --> 00:48:28.142 Let's go somewhere else. 00:48:28.142 --> 00:48:31.702 So I like the fact that they're trying to do something different for sure. 00:48:33.102 --> 00:48:33.842 It's a strange film. 00:48:33.842 --> 00:48:35.582 It starts with a narration. 00:48:35.582 --> 00:48:37.882 There's a killer around here. 00:48:37.882 --> 00:48:39.462 Jason's what they call him. 00:48:39.462 --> 00:48:40.862 And just going on, it's quite strange. 00:48:40.862 --> 00:48:42.062 Do you know who does the narration? 00:48:42.062 --> 00:48:43.842 Who was it? 00:48:43.842 --> 00:48:44.902 Crazy Ralph. 00:48:44.902 --> 00:48:45.682 Oh, nice. 00:48:45.682 --> 00:48:47.462 The actor that played Crazy Ralph. 00:48:47.462 --> 00:48:49.582 They got him back just to do the narration. 00:48:49.582 --> 00:48:50.222 Oh, OK. 00:48:50.222 --> 00:48:51.682 But you wouldn't have known that. 00:48:51.682 --> 00:48:52.742 So OK. 00:48:53.162 --> 00:48:55.982 But that's a nice little nod for proper fans. 00:48:55.982 --> 00:49:00.282 And again, straight away, it's a different... 00:49:00.282 --> 00:49:03.242 None of the Jason films have started like this before. 00:49:03.242 --> 00:49:05.682 So it's quite a different way of doing it. 00:49:05.682 --> 00:49:06.982 So I'm like, yeah, cool. 00:49:06.982 --> 00:49:07.762 And I was watching it again. 00:49:07.802 --> 00:49:11.242 I don't really remember it because it's one of the ones I probably would have gone with. 00:49:11.242 --> 00:49:12.342 Oh, fuck it. 00:49:12.342 --> 00:49:13.882 I'll watch part three. 00:49:13.882 --> 00:49:15.342 I'll watch part four or whatever. 00:49:15.342 --> 00:49:17.502 And I wouldn't have hit this one up so much. 00:49:17.502 --> 00:49:19.362 So it's interesting watching it again for this. 00:49:19.362 --> 00:49:21.622 And I didn't mind it at all whatsoever. 00:49:22.782 --> 00:49:31.862 No, like I said, my strongest, the thing for me that's strongest is the girl with the telekinesis up against Jason, because Jason's never come up against anybody who's got supernatural powers. 00:49:33.062 --> 00:49:38.222 And it does push the boundaries of the Jason rules, as it were, because you never normally have that. 00:49:38.222 --> 00:49:40.942 But there really aren't rules with the Jason movies. 00:49:41.002 --> 00:49:42.122 Not really. 00:49:42.402 --> 00:49:44.022 He's been regenerated with electricity. 00:49:44.442 --> 00:49:46.142 He's turned back into a mutant child. 00:49:46.502 --> 00:49:49.502 Rules are made up as the films went on. 00:49:49.502 --> 00:49:51.162 And then they wouldn't keep to those rules anyway. 00:49:51.622 --> 00:49:53.642 The next director comes in, he'll do something else. 00:49:54.162 --> 00:49:58.862 This first bit, though, has a lot of flashbacks to other shots from other films. 00:49:58.862 --> 00:50:00.362 Just describing Jason. 00:50:00.362 --> 00:50:04.482 But it kind of makes it feel a little bit like a trailer. 00:50:04.482 --> 00:50:06.502 You know, it doesn't feel like the beginning of a film. 00:50:06.502 --> 00:50:08.262 It's a bit like, this is a bit weird. 00:50:08.262 --> 00:50:10.202 But fair enough. 00:50:10.202 --> 00:50:10.742 Yeah, yeah. 00:50:10.742 --> 00:50:13.542 And you see clips of Corey Feldman. 00:50:13.542 --> 00:50:14.882 Then you see... 00:50:14.882 --> 00:50:17.022 It does link in nicely with part six. 00:50:17.022 --> 00:50:26.242 Because obviously at the end of part six, adult Tommy does wrap a chain around Jason in the middle of the lake and drop a big weight down. 00:50:26.242 --> 00:50:27.182 Oh, right. 00:50:27.182 --> 00:50:30.262 And that's where we see, you know, that's where Jason still is. 00:50:30.262 --> 00:50:30.662 He's down. 00:50:30.902 --> 00:50:37.782 And crazy Ralph's narration says, some say he's still down there, waiting at the bottom of Crystal Lake. 00:50:37.782 --> 00:50:43.262 And then you see like this body just underneath loads of like debris. 00:50:43.262 --> 00:50:49.202 It does feel like they're trying to make it a continuation of the last film, you know, almost like having it like this. 00:50:49.202 --> 00:50:51.142 But fair enough, it's different. 00:50:51.142 --> 00:50:52.162 It's so interesting. 00:50:52.402 --> 00:50:54.342 It's maybe for the audience. 00:50:54.342 --> 00:50:57.842 What year did the movie before it come out? 00:50:57.842 --> 00:51:01.902 Um, I think it was 80 would have been the year before. 00:51:01.902 --> 00:51:02.702 Literally the year before. 00:51:03.102 --> 00:51:07.082 OK, it's not like people have forgotten who Jason was, though, is it? 00:51:07.122 --> 00:51:16.202 And the thing is, maybe people weren't going into cinema the last two movies so much, so that's why they're like, his name is Jason and give like explaining who he is. 00:51:16.202 --> 00:51:21.722 I think people pick up and put down the Jason movies as and when they want. 00:51:21.862 --> 00:51:24.862 They're for people who aren't like true horror fans if they want. 00:51:24.862 --> 00:51:35.262 So it doesn't matter if they don't make sense in order, but also for the true Jason fans, they do actually secretly tie them together in a very loose way. 00:51:36.222 --> 00:51:43.442 So I do think they work well for both seasoned horror fans and people who were just casual horror fans as well. 00:51:43.442 --> 00:51:44.042 Yeah, totally. 00:51:44.042 --> 00:51:46.302 It's fine, it's fine. 00:51:46.302 --> 00:51:54.382 And yeah, The Credits Roll, Cain Hodder, that traditional font that we see, Jason at the bottom of the lake. 00:51:55.422 --> 00:52:01.742 And then we see a little flashback for our main character, which is Tina. 00:52:03.542 --> 00:52:11.542 And Tina, when she was a little girl, she overheard her dad beating up her mum at Crystal Lake. 00:52:11.542 --> 00:52:17.262 I wasn't laughing at the domestic abuse, just to say. 00:52:17.262 --> 00:52:20.582 And she hears them outside and he's drunk. 00:52:20.582 --> 00:52:23.862 And she says, you hit her again, daddy, I hate you. 00:52:23.862 --> 00:52:27.862 She runs off and he's like, oh my god, come back, Tina, come back. 00:52:27.922 --> 00:52:31.542 Now, they've made her look exactly like Carol Ann from Poltergeist as well. 00:52:31.542 --> 00:52:37.062 So not only are they doing the Carrie thing, they've made her look like this little girl that just like Carol Ann as well. 00:52:37.062 --> 00:52:37.442 Yeah. 00:52:37.442 --> 00:52:38.322 Little blonde girl. 00:52:38.322 --> 00:52:39.262 Yeah. 00:52:39.262 --> 00:52:41.202 So they're trying, you know, they're cashing in everything they can. 00:52:41.202 --> 00:52:43.382 I've got a small girl like Carol Ann. 00:52:43.382 --> 00:52:45.922 Yeah, exactly, exactly. 00:52:45.922 --> 00:52:48.782 So dad chases her, you know, come back, honey, I love you. 00:52:48.782 --> 00:52:50.722 I didn't really mean to beat up mummy. 00:52:50.722 --> 00:52:52.142 I'm just drunk, sorry. 00:52:52.142 --> 00:52:54.102 It's just, it's just Saturday. 00:52:54.102 --> 00:52:56.202 It's just the Jack Daniels, come on. 00:52:56.402 --> 00:53:00.822 Saturday afternoon, the wrestling's about to start and I'm drunk, you know. 00:53:00.822 --> 00:53:04.562 And she gets on a boat and she rows out into the middle of Camp Crystal Lake. 00:53:04.562 --> 00:53:07.102 She says, I hate you, daddy, I hate you. 00:53:07.102 --> 00:53:13.662 And then her emotions unleash the first sort of telekinesis powers that she's got. 00:53:13.662 --> 00:53:14.522 I guess it makes sense. 00:53:14.522 --> 00:53:25.642 You need something which is a hard thing in a child's eyes, which is their parents fighting and an actual physical abuse or an actual punch or whatever is probably like the worst thing. 00:53:25.702 --> 00:53:31.282 So obviously this has not happened before, but this event is the most traumatic this person has experienced. 00:53:31.282 --> 00:53:34.942 So this power flows out. 00:53:34.942 --> 00:53:36.022 And what happens, Dan? 00:53:36.022 --> 00:53:37.882 What happens to papa? 00:53:37.882 --> 00:53:43.882 The water, so he's stood on the edge of the docks, like the pier, and she's like, I hate you. 00:53:43.882 --> 00:53:46.942 And her raw emotion comes out, the water starts to ripple. 00:53:46.942 --> 00:53:54.362 And all of a sudden you've got this really cool practical effect with the pier sways from side to side and the actor on it, the dad is like, Oh my God. 00:53:54.362 --> 00:53:55.882 It doesn't really cool. 00:53:55.882 --> 00:54:00.882 At this point here though, you're like, is this a Friday the 13th if I put the wrong film in? 00:54:00.882 --> 00:54:05.982 Admittedly, we had the beginning opening to explain Jason, but this is like a different film. 00:54:05.982 --> 00:54:07.782 This is a different horror movie right now. 00:54:08.822 --> 00:54:12.042 This is a Drew Braymore and Firestar or something. 00:54:12.042 --> 00:54:13.802 Yeah, well, and that's what they were trying. 00:54:13.802 --> 00:54:14.702 That's what they were going for. 00:54:14.702 --> 00:54:19.402 They were going for the Stephen King films that were doing really well at this time, straight to video. 00:54:19.762 --> 00:54:22.642 Stephen King's Pen comes into the next film. 00:54:22.642 --> 00:54:24.502 Well, is that and that's another nod to it as well. 00:54:24.502 --> 00:54:26.482 Yeah, you know, in the next film. 00:54:26.482 --> 00:54:26.862 Yes. 00:54:26.862 --> 00:54:36.382 And then eventually, of course, the pier collapses with her dad and all the wood falls on him and drags him down to the bottom of the ocean and he dies. 00:54:36.382 --> 00:54:39.402 And she's killed her dad with her psychic powers. 00:54:39.402 --> 00:54:42.082 Although at the time, they don't know psychic powers. 00:54:42.082 --> 00:54:44.842 No, they're probably just, right, that just happened. 00:54:45.102 --> 00:54:46.002 That was weird. 00:54:46.002 --> 00:54:48.102 Well, what happened to your husband? 00:54:48.102 --> 00:54:49.442 Well, my daughter, he beat me up. 00:54:49.442 --> 00:54:50.562 Act of God. 00:54:50.562 --> 00:54:54.942 And then my daughter screamed, I hate you, and then the pier collapsed into the lake and he died. 00:54:54.942 --> 00:54:55.822 Yeah. 00:54:55.822 --> 00:54:58.042 Well, that's unfortunate. 00:54:58.042 --> 00:55:02.122 Well, cut to adult Tina and her mum. 00:55:02.582 --> 00:55:04.402 I was really confused. 00:55:04.402 --> 00:55:09.282 I thought that it was like a halfway house of kids because we already had that Friday the 13th. 00:55:09.282 --> 00:55:10.942 And I thought that this was the same thing. 00:55:10.942 --> 00:55:13.582 So I was really confused who people were, what was going on? 00:55:14.262 --> 00:55:15.282 It doesn't take much to make you confused. 00:55:15.282 --> 00:55:16.582 No, we're not going back to the place. 00:55:16.582 --> 00:55:18.682 We're not going back to the kid with the chocolate bar. 00:55:18.682 --> 00:55:19.742 Oh, with his ice cream. 00:55:19.742 --> 00:55:21.102 No, it's the chocolate bar. 00:55:21.102 --> 00:55:22.822 Well, that's it. 00:55:22.822 --> 00:55:25.002 That's it. 00:55:25.002 --> 00:55:25.842 You know something? 00:55:25.842 --> 00:55:28.342 You could be a real jerk. 00:55:28.342 --> 00:55:30.302 Chop, chop, chop with the axe. 00:55:30.302 --> 00:55:32.302 What a way to go back here now. 00:55:32.302 --> 00:55:33.282 Do you want some more ice cream? 00:55:33.282 --> 00:55:33.822 No, I don't. 00:55:34.002 --> 00:55:36.282 I'm going to chop you up with this axe. 00:55:36.282 --> 00:55:41.922 So I assumed it was a house for troubled kids, but it's not. 00:55:42.302 --> 00:55:44.402 You got Tina and her mum in one house. 00:55:44.402 --> 00:55:52.342 The next door is like someone's grandparents or uncle's house, and they're just fucking partying at it. 00:55:52.342 --> 00:55:53.802 But I was a bit confused. 00:55:55.382 --> 00:55:58.802 It didn't make this a little clearer to some of our stupid people. 00:55:58.802 --> 00:55:59.602 That's me. 00:55:59.602 --> 00:56:02.762 And if I'm stupid, other people are stupid too. 00:56:02.762 --> 00:56:07.222 So to break it down, Tina is in and out of a mental hospital. 00:56:07.282 --> 00:56:08.422 Yeah. 00:56:08.422 --> 00:56:11.842 And her mum has been persuaded by Tina's doctor, Dr. 00:56:11.842 --> 00:56:13.562 Cruz, who's a real sleazebag. 00:56:13.562 --> 00:56:13.942 Dr. 00:56:13.942 --> 00:56:15.782 Cruz. 00:56:15.782 --> 00:56:27.522 He thinks it's a great idea for her to go back to the scene of the trauma when she was a child, the house that the family still owns on the edge of Crystal Lake where her dad died before her very eyes. 00:56:27.522 --> 00:56:30.762 Don't go like water, in the water you go. 00:56:31.542 --> 00:56:35.822 So she's driving there with her mum to have some treatment with the doctor. 00:56:35.982 --> 00:56:48.122 And as you say, Gav, there's a house next door, a cabin next door that's owned by an uncle and an auntie, and their son is throwing a surprise party for their cousin there basically. 00:56:48.122 --> 00:56:50.962 So there's a gaggle of teenagers, Dr. 00:56:50.962 --> 00:56:51.922 Cruiser. 00:56:51.922 --> 00:56:55.642 Just right for Jason to slash through. 00:56:55.642 --> 00:57:01.802 They've got loads of weed and pizza and beers and sex, boobs and everything. 00:57:01.802 --> 00:57:08.022 So they're all there and there's some great characters we'll get into in a moment when we get to those guys. 00:57:08.022 --> 00:57:12.562 So yeah, that's the two houses that Jason's going to be ripping apart. 00:57:12.562 --> 00:57:14.742 And they arrive and there's Dr. 00:57:14.742 --> 00:57:19.262 Cruiser, or as Tina calls him, Bad News Cruz. 00:57:19.262 --> 00:57:20.202 And she says, oh, here he is. 00:57:20.202 --> 00:57:21.542 And he's like, hey, Tina. 00:57:21.542 --> 00:57:23.262 And she's like, I'm not sure if I really want to be back. 00:57:23.262 --> 00:57:27.502 And he's like, well, you don't want to go back to the mental hospital, do you, Tina? 00:57:27.502 --> 00:57:28.702 So it's either this or that. 00:57:28.882 --> 00:57:30.162 Which one is it going to be? 00:57:30.162 --> 00:57:31.302 So he's always pushing her. 00:57:31.302 --> 00:57:33.402 And there's a reason he's pushing her emotions. 00:57:33.402 --> 00:57:34.482 And we'll find that out a bit later on. 00:57:34.482 --> 00:57:37.462 I'm glad you're not my doctor, because that's quite intimidating the way you're doing that. 00:57:37.462 --> 00:57:42.242 And you look right into the camera, you look right into it, like you're looking at right into my soul, saying this to me. 00:57:42.242 --> 00:57:44.762 Do you want to go back to the mental hospital again? 00:57:44.762 --> 00:57:47.862 He gave me trauma from when I was in the mental hospital. 00:57:49.802 --> 00:57:56.162 But the reason he's doing this for anyone who doesn't care about spoilers, but we always spoil these, is because he knows that she's got these telekinetic powers. 00:57:56.202 --> 00:57:59.062 And he knows that emotion, high emotion, triggers them. 00:57:59.062 --> 00:58:02.102 So all the way through this film, he is trying to push her and push her and push her. 00:58:02.102 --> 00:58:05.362 It's like Haunted Honeymoon, isn't it? 00:58:05.362 --> 00:58:05.882 Oh, yes. 00:58:05.882 --> 00:58:09.342 We're going to scare him to death. 00:58:09.342 --> 00:58:09.922 Yeah. 00:58:09.922 --> 00:58:11.882 I know that one of you is a werewolf. 00:58:11.882 --> 00:58:14.982 I know that one of you is a werewolf. 00:58:14.982 --> 00:58:15.622 Fantastic film. 00:58:15.622 --> 00:58:17.722 Also covered that film as well. 00:58:17.722 --> 00:58:24.982 So, yeah, we do see the cabin with some girls sunbathing from that party cabin next door. 00:58:25.522 --> 00:58:27.862 And they're like, who's this girl that's just arrived? 00:58:27.862 --> 00:58:29.222 And obviously, it's Tina. 00:58:29.222 --> 00:58:30.882 And she's all sort of like... 00:58:32.542 --> 00:58:35.682 And they walk in the cabin and Dr. 00:58:35.682 --> 00:58:38.022 Crew says to Tina, we're going to make progress this weekend. 00:58:38.022 --> 00:58:39.482 I can feel it. 00:58:39.802 --> 00:58:43.122 This is where we're going to really fix you. 00:58:43.122 --> 00:58:50.402 Tina drops all of her pants and underwear out of her suitcase and a big hunky fellow from the party cabin called Nick comes over. 00:58:50.462 --> 00:58:53.802 And he's like, I'm looking at a picture now of him picking up her panties. 00:58:54.162 --> 00:58:54.942 He's hunky. 00:58:54.942 --> 00:58:56.242 He's hunky. 00:58:56.242 --> 00:59:00.162 And he actually looks like a young Christopher Reeve. 00:59:00.162 --> 00:59:00.842 He does. 00:59:00.842 --> 00:59:01.242 He does. 00:59:01.242 --> 00:59:02.122 You're looking at it now. 00:59:02.122 --> 00:59:03.902 And he really looks like Christopher Reeve. 00:59:03.902 --> 00:59:05.242 Big broad shoulders tall guy. 00:59:05.242 --> 00:59:06.842 And he says, can I help you? 00:59:06.842 --> 00:59:08.942 And Tina's like, I can do it myself. 00:59:08.942 --> 00:59:12.462 He's got some nice high top Nikes as well. 00:59:12.462 --> 00:59:13.362 Good lad. 00:59:13.362 --> 00:59:18.302 And while he's helping her, the bitchy girls from the other cabin are like, oh, look at Nick. 00:59:18.382 --> 00:59:19.442 He's so hot. 00:59:19.442 --> 00:59:21.222 Why is he talking to that trash? 00:59:21.222 --> 00:59:25.782 Oh, and so, yeah, we're already setting up this sort of thing. 00:59:25.782 --> 00:59:33.002 You know, they've literally been at the cabin for two minutes, Gav, and the doctor is like, come in, sit down at the desk. 00:59:33.002 --> 00:59:34.882 Here's my video camera in your face. 00:59:34.882 --> 00:59:36.342 She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're starting it now. 00:59:36.342 --> 00:59:39.382 And he's like, yeah, we're already late, but late behind schedule, Tina. 00:59:39.382 --> 00:59:40.722 We need to get started on this. 00:59:40.722 --> 00:59:44.102 It's basically like a Bill Murray goes, not you, Bill. 00:59:44.102 --> 00:59:45.302 You're in later. 00:59:45.302 --> 00:59:45.602 Yeah. 00:59:45.602 --> 00:59:46.562 I know I said your name. 00:59:46.702 --> 00:59:47.042 Not now. 00:59:47.042 --> 00:59:48.802 I'm just referencing you in a movie. 00:59:48.802 --> 00:59:49.122 Okay. 00:59:49.122 --> 00:59:50.642 You're poking him up. 00:59:50.642 --> 00:59:51.942 Go back to sleep. 00:59:51.942 --> 00:59:54.322 Go to sleep, little Billy. 00:59:54.322 --> 00:59:54.582 Okay. 00:59:54.582 --> 00:59:56.622 He's gone back to sleep with a whiskey in his hand. 00:59:56.622 --> 00:59:57.282 Right. 00:59:57.282 --> 01:00:04.842 It's like when Bill Murray, he didn't wake up, has to do the tests and Ghostbusters really, isn't it? 01:00:04.842 --> 01:00:06.542 But this guy, he's like, well, I've got a camcorder. 01:00:06.542 --> 01:00:07.422 I'm going to film you. 01:00:07.422 --> 01:00:11.642 I need you to use your mind and move stuff for me. 01:00:11.642 --> 01:00:16.202 And she says to him, she says, I keep having visions. 01:00:16.202 --> 01:00:17.502 Why am I seeing these things? 01:00:17.602 --> 01:00:22.702 This is all your hallucinations are all part of like your PTSD, your childhood trauma. 01:00:22.702 --> 01:00:25.422 So I know you can move things with your mind. 01:00:25.422 --> 01:00:29.802 So he puts a box of matches on the table and he says, move it. 01:00:29.802 --> 01:00:32.042 She's like, I can't. 01:00:32.042 --> 01:00:35.962 And then he starts saying, your dad died because of you, Tina. 01:00:35.962 --> 01:00:37.382 This is all your fault. 01:00:37.382 --> 01:00:39.982 You are going to go back to the cuckoo's nest in a minute. 01:00:39.982 --> 01:00:44.262 If you don't, and while he's saying all of this stuff to get a rise out of her, of course, the box of matches moves. 01:00:44.342 --> 01:00:45.522 And that's her intention. 01:00:45.522 --> 01:00:47.082 She says, he says, how did that happen? 01:00:47.082 --> 01:00:53.302 She goes, I was thinking about you, which obviously she's pissed off with him and that's how it happened. 01:00:53.302 --> 01:00:57.602 You got to think that if you're the doctor, I might be a little bit more careful. 01:00:57.602 --> 01:00:58.842 This not pissed off too much. 01:00:58.842 --> 01:01:01.762 She might actually kill me like her father. 01:01:01.762 --> 01:01:03.082 There's no safety barrier. 01:01:03.082 --> 01:01:06.802 It's not like you can hang cuff her up to radiate you and she can't get you. 01:01:06.802 --> 01:01:08.622 It doesn't matter. 01:01:08.622 --> 01:01:12.702 So you need to play this kind of coolie if you're the doctor, Dr. 01:01:12.702 --> 01:01:14.022 Cruisin. 01:01:14.022 --> 01:01:20.062 Well, he finds out because he then pushes her a little bit more and says all of your guilt that you've suppressed from killing your dad. 01:01:20.062 --> 01:01:23.782 And as he's trying to really push her, the boxer matches catch his fire. 01:01:23.782 --> 01:01:25.082 Exactly. 01:01:25.082 --> 01:01:26.882 And she runs out of the room upset. 01:01:26.882 --> 01:01:27.722 Jesus Christ. 01:01:27.722 --> 01:01:30.642 Cut to shagging in advance. 01:01:30.642 --> 01:01:32.162 Don't come a-knocking. 01:01:32.222 --> 01:01:34.302 This van is a rockin. 01:01:37.902 --> 01:01:42.162 Yeah, of course, it wouldn't be a Jason movie if we didn't have a sex scene quite early on. 01:01:42.162 --> 01:01:45.382 So yeah, there's a couple having some sex in the van. 01:01:45.382 --> 01:01:46.502 I thought, what in the van? 01:01:46.502 --> 01:01:48.862 They've got a bedroom in there, but obviously it's the uncle's house. 01:01:48.862 --> 01:01:51.782 And they said themselves, why are we doing it in the van? 01:01:51.782 --> 01:01:53.102 We could be inside the house. 01:01:53.102 --> 01:01:54.542 Pretty sure they do actually. 01:01:54.542 --> 01:01:56.162 I think it's just because there's loads of people there. 01:01:56.202 --> 01:01:57.862 They just want a bit of privacy in the van. 01:01:57.862 --> 01:01:59.462 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:01:59.462 --> 01:02:00.402 Yeah. 01:02:00.402 --> 01:02:04.122 The cabin has quite an evil dead type vibe to it, doesn't it? 01:02:04.122 --> 01:02:05.102 Yeah, yeah, it does, yeah. 01:02:05.162 --> 01:02:07.002 It's not bad, actually. 01:02:07.002 --> 01:02:09.062 She's wandering around, Tina, in the cabin. 01:02:09.062 --> 01:02:11.022 And obviously she hasn't been back here since she was a kid. 01:02:11.022 --> 01:02:13.382 She sees some photos of her dad. 01:02:13.382 --> 01:02:14.002 She starts crying. 01:02:14.002 --> 01:02:14.902 She says, I miss him, mum. 01:02:14.902 --> 01:02:16.782 She says, I miss him too, honey. 01:02:16.782 --> 01:02:18.122 But you killed him, you bitch. 01:02:18.122 --> 01:02:19.622 She's like, I wish I could bring you back. 01:02:19.682 --> 01:02:21.642 And I was also there. 01:02:23.922 --> 01:02:25.222 Yeah, she is very funny. 01:02:25.222 --> 01:02:26.202 She's looking at the water gun. 01:02:26.202 --> 01:02:27.562 I wish I could bring you back. 01:02:27.562 --> 01:02:29.842 And she feels something in the water. 01:02:30.182 --> 01:02:33.222 Her powers isn't just that it's like she can feel stuff. 01:02:33.222 --> 01:02:35.482 She feels as a soul in the water. 01:02:35.482 --> 01:02:36.042 Yes. 01:02:36.042 --> 01:02:36.382 Yes. 01:02:36.382 --> 01:02:37.602 The presence almost. 01:02:37.602 --> 01:02:39.142 Yeah. 01:02:39.142 --> 01:02:40.002 But obviously. 01:02:40.002 --> 01:02:42.062 And she's like, oh, maybe it's my dad. 01:02:42.942 --> 01:02:44.302 Why would it be your dad? 01:02:44.302 --> 01:02:46.122 Why is he in the water now? 01:02:46.122 --> 01:02:47.102 Well, I did kill him. 01:02:47.302 --> 01:02:50.042 And yeah, but they probably didn't leave his body in the water. 01:02:50.042 --> 01:02:52.582 They probably took it out and he probably had a funeral. 01:02:52.582 --> 01:02:56.682 Anyway, she's like, that must be my dad. 01:02:56.682 --> 01:02:58.082 No, it's not. 01:02:58.082 --> 01:03:00.062 It's a fucking serial killer. 01:03:00.602 --> 01:03:02.762 He's chained up down there to not come out. 01:03:02.762 --> 01:03:08.042 Anyway, regardless of that, she brings the fucking Jason back, doesn't she? 01:03:08.042 --> 01:03:12.262 She uses her full telekinesis power to try and bring her dad back. 01:03:12.262 --> 01:03:15.062 But she almost like when people use a Ouija board. 01:03:15.562 --> 01:03:19.562 When people use a Ouija board and they get the wrong spirit come through. 01:03:19.562 --> 01:03:20.562 This is what happens here. 01:03:20.562 --> 01:03:22.682 Jason's like, oh, brilliant, I'm awake. 01:03:22.682 --> 01:03:27.642 Instead of using my powers, maybe I'll use my brain, first of all. 01:03:28.882 --> 01:03:31.782 And his eye opens under the water and he wakes up. 01:03:31.782 --> 01:03:35.282 And Jason comes up and she's surprised it's not daddy. 01:03:35.282 --> 01:03:39.622 Yeah, it's a big hulking, a big hulking Kane Hodder in a mask. 01:03:39.722 --> 01:03:41.442 I just make up a fact. 01:03:41.462 --> 01:03:43.742 I just thought who we can have a versus. 01:03:45.322 --> 01:03:47.582 Jason versus P Diddy. 01:03:49.382 --> 01:03:57.702 Just be wrong, it be falling over, falling in baby oil and shit, and they'd be like, oh, they'd be getting a dildo penetrating him. 01:03:57.702 --> 01:03:59.922 Jesus Christ, do you think P Diddy would win? 01:03:59.922 --> 01:04:01.262 I think P Diddy would win. 01:04:01.262 --> 01:04:05.002 I think P Diddy would rock his world in a bad way. 01:04:05.782 --> 01:04:07.162 Shh, shh, shh. 01:04:07.462 --> 01:04:09.442 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 01:04:10.602 --> 01:04:23.562 So good effects with Jason, because the first proper shot you see of him full body is his back, and you get to see his full spine, because he's rotted under that water, and you can see his whole spine through his skin. 01:04:23.562 --> 01:04:25.422 It just looks so good. 01:04:25.422 --> 01:04:30.222 And although he wears a mask for the most of this, the rossing effects for the rest of his body are great. 01:04:30.222 --> 01:04:33.002 And he's got a chain around his neck for most of this movie as well. 01:04:33.002 --> 01:04:34.542 A bit like a rapper. 01:04:34.882 --> 01:04:36.802 Flavour Flav. 01:04:36.802 --> 01:04:38.402 Flavour Flav. 01:04:39.922 --> 01:04:42.502 Flavour Flav versus Jason. 01:04:42.502 --> 01:04:44.822 And like you say, she's surprised it isn't daddy. 01:04:44.822 --> 01:04:48.382 Who the fuck is this hockey wearing mask giant man that's rotting? 01:04:48.382 --> 01:04:49.382 She thinks. 01:04:49.382 --> 01:04:52.522 Yeah, I actually, yeah, which is weird. 01:04:52.522 --> 01:04:55.362 So Jason just comes out and walks past like, fuck that. 01:04:55.362 --> 01:04:55.782 She's gone. 01:04:55.782 --> 01:04:57.382 I'm just going to fucking go. 01:04:57.382 --> 01:04:57.822 Brilliant. 01:04:57.822 --> 01:04:58.342 I'm up. 01:04:58.342 --> 01:05:05.322 I'm fucking, basically, I'm a lion or a shark, and essentially a predator because I'm not like P. 01:05:05.322 --> 01:05:05.582 Diddy. 01:05:05.582 --> 01:05:06.802 It's a different type of predator. 01:05:06.802 --> 01:05:09.522 I am going to, or Jimmy Savile. 01:05:09.522 --> 01:05:16.742 I am going to just go fucking, as soon as I'm brought out the war, I'm going to kill and murder. 01:05:16.742 --> 01:05:18.162 That's what I do. 01:05:18.162 --> 01:05:19.042 That's what he does. 01:05:19.042 --> 01:05:19.922 And I love it. 01:05:19.922 --> 01:05:21.842 He's just like, don't care that person passed out. 01:05:21.842 --> 01:05:24.002 No, literally, there's no hunt there. 01:05:24.002 --> 01:05:25.182 It's like predator or something. 01:05:25.182 --> 01:05:26.622 I'm fucking going for it. 01:05:26.622 --> 01:05:28.022 And straight in there, I do. 01:05:28.062 --> 01:05:32.782 And I realize at this point, I've not seen this movie much and I'm liking this film. 01:05:32.782 --> 01:05:33.502 It's weird. 01:05:33.502 --> 01:05:35.222 And I kind of like it. 01:05:35.222 --> 01:05:36.402 I do as well. 01:05:36.402 --> 01:05:38.902 And actually, the more we talk about it, the more I appreciate it. 01:05:38.902 --> 01:05:40.942 Although I've said it's one of the weaker for me. 01:05:40.942 --> 01:05:42.442 It's still fun. 01:05:42.442 --> 01:05:50.102 Yeah, but you and I have talked about movies before and I've enjoyed our conversation for an hour and a half, a lot more sometimes than the film itself. 01:05:50.102 --> 01:05:51.522 That's true. 01:05:51.522 --> 01:05:52.622 Lempricorn franchise. 01:05:54.682 --> 01:05:57.702 So, Tina's mum and Dr. 01:05:57.702 --> 01:05:59.862 Cruise take her inside and they grill her. 01:05:59.862 --> 01:06:00.502 What happened? 01:06:00.502 --> 01:06:04.802 And she's like, a man came out of the water. 01:06:04.802 --> 01:06:07.582 And he's like, these are your hallucinations, Tina, for God's sake. 01:06:07.602 --> 01:06:10.822 That's the next one, the head teacher the whole time. 01:06:10.822 --> 01:06:12.082 Jason is not around. 01:06:12.082 --> 01:06:13.782 What are you talking about? 01:06:13.782 --> 01:06:15.922 Well, that's because that was supposed to be a direct sequel to this. 01:06:15.922 --> 01:06:17.262 But we'll get into that. 01:06:17.262 --> 01:06:22.562 That kind of makes sense because I was at one point going, What's going on? 01:06:22.722 --> 01:06:24.842 There's no explanation. 01:06:25.342 --> 01:06:30.302 In the next one, the girl was supposed to be Tina, but the actress didn't want to come back, so they had to rewrite it. 01:06:30.302 --> 01:06:32.162 That's good that we're covering both these films in. 01:06:32.162 --> 01:06:40.942 And that actually explains, because at one point I was almost WhatsApp-ed you earlier, saying, you need to explain to me what the fuck is going on with Reddy. 01:06:40.942 --> 01:06:49.562 Well, much like the Tommy Jarvis trilogy of the Jasons, they were going to have the Tina trilogy, where she would, and they were going to do three films with her. 01:06:49.962 --> 01:06:53.842 But the actress didn't want to come back, so they ended up rewriting Jason Takes Manhattan. 01:06:53.842 --> 01:06:55.682 What was she doing? 01:06:55.682 --> 01:06:56.602 Don't know. 01:06:56.602 --> 01:06:57.822 Do the movie. 01:06:57.822 --> 01:06:58.702 Spore, spore. 01:06:58.702 --> 01:07:00.822 Do the movie. 01:07:00.822 --> 01:07:03.882 We see another couple, this time their car's broken down. 01:07:03.882 --> 01:07:05.042 It's the classic Jason. 01:07:05.062 --> 01:07:06.962 It's his birthday, isn't it? 01:07:06.962 --> 01:07:07.522 What are we going to do? 01:07:07.522 --> 01:07:08.582 Have to hike through the woods. 01:07:08.582 --> 01:07:11.662 Well, get all the bags, love, and we're going to hike through the woods. 01:07:11.662 --> 01:07:13.082 Right, OK. 01:07:13.082 --> 01:07:20.042 And this is where it was revealed, Michael, it's your birthday, I know, and I'm going to ruin this for you, but it's a surprise party. 01:07:20.042 --> 01:07:23.102 All of your friends and cousins are here in the cabin. 01:07:23.102 --> 01:07:24.242 We just got to get there. 01:07:24.242 --> 01:07:26.882 So let's hike through these dark woods late at night. 01:07:26.882 --> 01:07:27.802 All right, then, let's go. 01:07:27.802 --> 01:07:29.302 So this is a hike. 01:07:29.302 --> 01:07:31.702 And this is our first kill, basically. 01:07:33.262 --> 01:07:34.622 She gets spiked in the head. 01:07:34.622 --> 01:07:36.062 We don't see it. 01:07:36.062 --> 01:07:37.362 No suspense whatsoever. 01:07:37.362 --> 01:07:39.162 And it's very lackluster. 01:07:40.522 --> 01:07:47.282 There's just, I do find with this and part eight, literally it's about, okay, but there's a quota. 01:07:47.282 --> 01:07:51.222 These characters, especially part eight, this character has no lines whatsoever. 01:07:51.222 --> 01:07:55.122 They were in the film earlier on just for a little bit, but now we're going to kill them. 01:07:55.122 --> 01:07:57.982 And they are literally just four killing. 01:07:57.982 --> 01:07:59.382 That is all they are. 01:07:59.382 --> 01:08:01.122 It's a body count. 01:08:01.122 --> 01:08:08.842 I think that started earlier in the franchise though, because you will get people who were just, I remember the girl eating a banana in one of the episodes. 01:08:10.122 --> 01:08:13.762 Yeah, someone just turns up and two minutes later they are killed by Jason. 01:08:13.762 --> 01:08:17.642 Yeah, and I think that's the quote that they are going forward in making this film. 01:08:17.642 --> 01:08:19.162 And that's what they are doing for. 01:08:19.162 --> 01:08:25.182 But the audience knows, as soon as they see a new couple whose car is broken down or whatever, they are going to die in the next five minutes. 01:08:25.182 --> 01:08:32.162 But the problem is though, they have gone and done that, and they have overshadowed the fact that they need to add a little bit of suspense. 01:08:33.262 --> 01:08:34.082 Do you know what I mean? 01:08:35.222 --> 01:08:37.222 It's like, come on, we've got to kill, we've got to kill, we've got to kill. 01:08:37.222 --> 01:08:42.802 But hang on, we can do that, but let's just have a little bit more suspense, a bit more like, oh, what's that? 01:08:42.802 --> 01:08:43.422 What's going on? 01:08:43.422 --> 01:08:45.182 A bit more creepiness, you know? 01:08:45.182 --> 01:08:47.322 But it's fine, it is what it is. 01:08:47.322 --> 01:08:48.162 They know what they are. 01:08:48.162 --> 01:08:50.242 You know what you're getting when you watched a movie. 01:08:50.242 --> 01:08:54.382 I'm not, it's not a Hitchcock directing it, so fair enough, whatever. 01:08:54.382 --> 01:09:00.142 There is one character's death, which feels really forced, which we'll get to. 01:09:00.302 --> 01:09:03.242 OK, and I was going to say, she goes outside when the reason comes back. 01:09:03.242 --> 01:09:05.362 And both the films, there is like death, which are OK. 01:09:05.362 --> 01:09:06.522 I'm not like this and all of them. 01:09:06.522 --> 01:09:07.562 It's just like the sleep. 01:09:07.562 --> 01:09:10.742 It's a sleeping bag against trees, but classic. 01:09:10.742 --> 01:09:12.362 So, you know. 01:09:12.362 --> 01:09:18.002 So Hunky Nick comes knocking on Tina's door and he says, I brought your underwear back. 01:09:18.002 --> 01:09:19.642 And she's like, I'm sorry, I was a bit of a bitch. 01:09:19.642 --> 01:09:21.122 She says, it's fine. 01:09:21.122 --> 01:09:22.622 Do you want to come to a party? 01:09:22.622 --> 01:09:24.442 Yes, I do. 01:09:24.442 --> 01:09:26.942 Straight away, she's like, brilliant. 01:09:26.942 --> 01:09:28.942 So he's invited her to the birthday party. 01:09:30.182 --> 01:09:35.982 By the way, the man a minute ago, she was killed by the man is stabbed in the back, which is pretty weak. 01:09:35.982 --> 01:09:38.162 But yeah, I don't think we got to that. 01:09:38.162 --> 01:09:39.042 But yeah, we. 01:09:39.042 --> 01:09:39.862 Oh, sorry. 01:09:39.862 --> 01:09:43.922 I thought, sorry, I hadn't put the note in there of what you just said. 01:09:43.922 --> 01:09:45.182 Then I've just jumped to that. 01:09:45.182 --> 01:09:45.402 Sorry. 01:09:45.402 --> 01:09:46.062 It's my next night. 01:09:46.062 --> 01:09:46.722 That's all right. 01:09:46.722 --> 01:09:47.982 No, I thought you'd bypass. 01:09:47.982 --> 01:09:49.562 I was just saying, let's just say how he died. 01:09:49.562 --> 01:09:51.582 But anyway, it's fairly that luster. 01:09:51.582 --> 01:09:54.002 It's not really worth discussing to be honest with you. 01:09:54.042 --> 01:09:54.802 Okay. 01:09:54.802 --> 01:09:56.942 Well, Fina's invited to the party. 01:09:56.942 --> 01:09:57.982 She says yes. 01:09:57.982 --> 01:09:59.942 Her mum's like, go on, you need to let off some steam. 01:09:59.942 --> 01:10:02.082 And the doctor's like, where's she going? 01:10:02.082 --> 01:10:04.002 She's going to be a young girl and go to a party. 01:10:04.002 --> 01:10:04.442 Is that all right? 01:10:04.442 --> 01:10:05.782 And he's like, oh, okay. 01:10:05.782 --> 01:10:10.102 But I don't think we should interrupt my experiments. 01:10:10.102 --> 01:10:12.382 But obviously she goes off to the party anyway. 01:10:12.382 --> 01:10:18.622 And then, yes, Jason does stalk Michael, the couple just from just now, and Jane. 01:10:18.622 --> 01:10:20.862 Michael says, I need to go pee. 01:10:20.862 --> 01:10:23.442 Jason kills Jane and pins her to a tree. 01:10:23.582 --> 01:10:27.882 This is the film, really, where Jason really starts his decorating of dead bodies. 01:10:27.882 --> 01:10:29.942 He loves displaying them. 01:10:31.782 --> 01:10:39.522 Which is going back to, say, Jack the Ripper, for example, as a trait some serial killers really like doing, especially taking trophies as well. 01:10:39.542 --> 01:10:50.962 I just wouldn't be surprised if Jason probably, like with his mum's card and the clove in his mum's body, would probably take the old trophy here and there after he'd killed them or wander around pulling stuff off of them, which we don't see. 01:10:50.962 --> 01:10:51.642 I can imagine that. 01:10:52.302 --> 01:10:54.742 That'd make a good little decoration from a coffee table. 01:10:54.742 --> 01:10:56.022 Yeah, yeah. 01:10:56.022 --> 01:10:57.362 I'm thinking of a Universal Soldier. 01:10:57.362 --> 01:10:58.982 I'm all ears. 01:11:00.282 --> 01:11:08.582 He pulls the knife out of her when Michael discovers her and the body falls down and then he kills Michael, but you don't really see it, unfortunately. 01:11:08.582 --> 01:11:09.542 So that's that. 01:11:09.542 --> 01:11:11.882 Boo to that death. 01:11:11.882 --> 01:11:15.242 No, it gets interesting now because we're at that party. 01:11:15.242 --> 01:11:19.542 Nick arrives with this random girl, says, Hey everybody, this is Tina. 01:11:20.942 --> 01:11:22.102 She's my guest at this party. 01:11:22.102 --> 01:11:23.882 They're like, where the fuck have you got a random girl from? 01:11:23.882 --> 01:11:25.062 We're in the middle of the woods. 01:11:25.062 --> 01:11:26.382 Where have you got a guest from? 01:11:26.382 --> 01:11:30.162 You're so hunky, you've just got a girl. 01:11:30.162 --> 01:11:34.142 The forest just birthed a female of your age. 01:11:35.782 --> 01:11:42.022 He says to everybody, this is where we meet Eddie. 01:11:42.022 --> 01:11:45.802 Eddie is the science fiction nerd who likes to write science fiction novels. 01:11:45.902 --> 01:11:49.022 It's not the stock exchange nerds, is it? 01:11:49.022 --> 01:11:49.922 Oh, it might be. 01:11:49.942 --> 01:11:52.342 No, no, okay, cool. 01:11:52.342 --> 01:11:58.642 And Eddie's like, I'm writing a novel at the moment, and he basically loves Star Wars and anything to do with science fiction. 01:11:58.642 --> 01:11:59.802 So he's all the way through this. 01:11:59.802 --> 01:12:01.402 He's like a real nerd. 01:12:01.402 --> 01:12:08.962 He's a virgin as well, you know, and he's he's just he gets used by we've all been there. 01:12:09.702 --> 01:12:11.682 He gets used by Melissa later on. 01:12:13.322 --> 01:12:22.462 Outside, we get a little fresh POV of Jason, who is absolutely fuming that these teenagers are having a party in a cabin. 01:12:22.462 --> 01:12:29.802 He's not fuming it, but the thing is, though, it's like people on Facebook moan about shit. 01:12:29.802 --> 01:12:32.542 They enjoy moaning about shit. 01:12:32.542 --> 01:12:33.522 They love doing it. 01:12:33.522 --> 01:12:34.262 That's their thing. 01:12:34.262 --> 01:12:38.902 They may moan about it, but they're like, I can't wait to get on Facebook and fucking moan about that person. 01:12:39.342 --> 01:12:42.222 Oh, I was parking early and someone in the fucking door. 01:12:42.222 --> 01:12:43.442 They love doing it. 01:12:43.442 --> 01:12:47.062 Even though they're moaning and trying to say it's a bad, oh, it's made my day really bad. 01:12:47.062 --> 01:12:48.942 Yeah, you're telling us and you want your likes. 01:12:48.942 --> 01:12:51.602 It's like Jason, they're like doing that part in. 01:12:51.602 --> 01:12:54.242 He's looking at them going, fucking part in. 01:12:54.242 --> 01:12:58.642 I bet they're fucking shagging up there and I bet they're fucking got a bong up in that window. 01:12:58.642 --> 01:12:59.562 Right, that's it. 01:12:59.562 --> 01:13:02.522 Right, I'm going to get my machete and I'm fucking stabbing them all. 01:13:02.602 --> 01:13:03.242 He loves it. 01:13:03.242 --> 01:13:06.122 In secret, he's like, yay. 01:13:06.122 --> 01:13:21.202 And the reason I say he's fuming is because Kane Hodder brings to the character something new, which is almost emotion in that the way he breathes with his big chest when he gets angrier about stuff, you know, it's almost like you can tell when he's angry. 01:13:21.202 --> 01:13:22.682 An actual person or the soul. 01:13:22.682 --> 01:13:46.162 I actually chatted to Kane Hodder about acting because I was chatting to him about hatchet because at the time I was a fairly new dad and I was talking to him about how I looked at his performance in that and I thought you did really good work and I said, I know you're trying to get into more acting stuff and portrayed that sympathetic dad who's got a child who's a bit different and I thought it was really good. 01:13:46.162 --> 01:13:48.022 He said, oh, thanks so much and he really appreciated that. 01:13:48.022 --> 01:13:50.202 And I really didn't think that was quite good. 01:13:50.202 --> 01:13:52.722 And I just think he's actually quite good at Kane Hodder. 01:13:52.722 --> 01:14:01.402 I think he can bring a bit more acting, even though it's obviously physical acting, it's not a voice or anything facial. 01:14:01.402 --> 01:14:03.682 He can still bring something to that. 01:14:03.682 --> 01:14:06.402 And that's why some of these people carry on and stay on doing these things. 01:14:06.402 --> 01:14:13.622 That's why everyone was pissed off he wasn't in Jason versus Freddie because it should have been him versus Robert England, Kane Hodder, you know, it should have been. 01:14:13.622 --> 01:14:15.182 And he's an incredible stunt man as well. 01:14:15.182 --> 01:14:22.462 He did all his own stunts in this, particularly one stunt which we'll talk about, a Guinness World Record towards the end of this, which we'll talk about. 01:14:22.522 --> 01:14:26.362 So, Melissa is introduced to, sorry, Tina's introduced to everybody. 01:14:26.362 --> 01:14:33.022 I won't go through them all, but one main girl is Melissa the bitch, who really is quite mean to Tina later on. 01:14:33.022 --> 01:14:38.002 And then Tina suddenly gets a vision of Nick's cousin dead in the kitchen. 01:14:38.002 --> 01:14:43.382 She runs off upset and goes back to her mom and says, I saw the man in the lake again. 01:14:43.382 --> 01:14:45.882 And the doctor says, oh, more delusions, Tina. 01:14:45.982 --> 01:14:47.642 She says, what if you, go on. 01:14:47.822 --> 01:14:49.562 No, no, no, okay. 01:14:49.562 --> 01:14:56.142 He says, if he, she says, if you think it's a delusion, then you should come and see, there's a big spike in the back of the porch. 01:14:56.142 --> 01:14:58.382 So they go out of there and the spike's gone. 01:14:58.382 --> 01:14:58.902 Yeah, that's true. 01:14:58.902 --> 01:15:01.542 Because the doctor has taken it and put it in his desk. 01:15:01.542 --> 01:15:06.402 Just before this, you got, I guess it's the dude whose uncle owns the house. 01:15:06.402 --> 01:15:09.462 He comes in, he's really unhappy that the place is untidy. 01:15:09.462 --> 01:15:13.522 And he says, it's like closing time at a stock exchange here. 01:15:13.882 --> 01:15:15.802 My note is fucking nerd. 01:15:17.382 --> 01:15:19.902 He's like, why are you eating all my uncle's food? 01:15:19.922 --> 01:15:21.682 The fuck off? 01:15:21.682 --> 01:15:27.122 If you put a load of 16, 17, 18 year olds in a cabin full of pizzas, they're going to go crazy. 01:15:27.122 --> 01:15:31.022 I literally went and hanged out with my buddies the other day, which happened to me for years. 01:15:31.022 --> 01:15:32.662 And we used to skate together and hang out. 01:15:32.662 --> 01:15:34.622 My parents used to always go away weekends. 01:15:34.622 --> 01:15:36.682 So Saturday night, everyone would be around my house. 01:15:36.682 --> 01:15:38.902 And they had some stories. 01:15:38.902 --> 01:15:45.482 I remember that time when Andy just threw squash bananas and threw them at your conservatory windows and just let them know, yeah, I found them the next day. 01:15:45.482 --> 01:15:49.962 And it just happens with youth and partying and stuff. 01:15:49.962 --> 01:15:50.742 It just happens. 01:15:50.742 --> 01:15:53.162 You can't say, it was like stock exchange. 01:15:53.162 --> 01:15:55.282 Shut up. 01:15:55.282 --> 01:15:56.842 You know. 01:15:56.842 --> 01:16:00.582 So the doctor has taken the spike that Tina saw and he's hidden it. 01:16:00.582 --> 01:16:04.642 That will come back up later on, but that's the little jumper head spoilers for everybody. 01:16:05.162 --> 01:16:06.742 Got to keep the kills up though. 01:16:06.742 --> 01:16:09.562 So we got a random couple camping in the woods. 01:16:09.562 --> 01:16:12.662 Well, his name's Dan and he's got a girlfriend. 01:16:12.662 --> 01:16:14.102 And they're sat by a campfire. 01:16:14.102 --> 01:16:20.442 I worked the other day somewhere and a security guard there who asked me to do some work when he was there while I was there. 01:16:20.442 --> 01:16:26.422 I was in a bank and he was the Asian Dan Bone. 01:16:26.422 --> 01:16:29.022 He looked like you, but was Asian. 01:16:29.022 --> 01:16:32.842 It was so odd and he didn't sound like you, but he was quite like you. 01:16:33.042 --> 01:16:33.682 It was so weird. 01:16:33.682 --> 01:16:34.682 I don't even know what I'm telling you. 01:16:34.682 --> 01:16:36.522 It just popped in my head. 01:16:36.522 --> 01:16:37.482 Fantastic. 01:16:37.482 --> 01:16:40.382 Well, this character Dan and his girlfriend are by a campfire. 01:16:40.382 --> 01:16:41.902 And he says to her, I need to get some more wood. 01:16:41.902 --> 01:16:43.842 And then he says, I'll be back. 01:16:43.842 --> 01:16:46.142 Does a little irony, which is great. 01:16:46.142 --> 01:16:47.762 He goes off to get the wood. 01:16:47.762 --> 01:16:49.762 She should have said, do you need to get some more wood? 01:16:49.762 --> 01:16:54.082 Then he'd flash his penis to her and said, nope. 01:16:54.082 --> 01:16:58.702 Well, she's horny because she strips off in the tent waiting for him, thinking when he comes back, I'll give him some wood. 01:17:00.962 --> 01:17:03.482 Has she got a penis? 01:17:03.482 --> 01:17:05.062 She hasn't, no. 01:17:05.202 --> 01:17:07.362 She'll make him horny. 01:17:08.542 --> 01:17:11.162 Sorry, that didn't translate. 01:17:11.162 --> 01:17:15.562 Dan is chopping up wood with a machete, which as we know is Jason's weapon of choice. 01:17:17.262 --> 01:17:19.582 You're giving him his weapon here as well. 01:17:20.782 --> 01:17:27.362 Jason comes up behind him and punches him through the back, almost does a Mortal Kombat move on him. 01:17:27.642 --> 01:17:29.842 But you don't really see it in this frame, man. 01:17:29.842 --> 01:17:31.902 You don't really see it. 01:17:31.902 --> 01:17:33.622 Most of the kills though. 01:17:33.622 --> 01:17:40.722 Then he grabs the machete and he goes up to the tent and Tina says, Dan, is that you? 01:17:40.722 --> 01:17:43.082 It's not Dan, it's Jason. 01:17:43.082 --> 01:17:53.102 He slices through the tent, pulls her out in her sleeping bag, and as we all know, picks it up, smashes it against a tree and walks off. 01:17:53.102 --> 01:17:58.282 Now, that is one of the most memorable kills from the whole of the Brother The 13th series. 01:17:58.642 --> 01:18:01.062 It's repeated actually in Jason X. 01:18:01.062 --> 01:18:02.802 It's a classic, absolutely. 01:18:02.802 --> 01:18:16.222 But the funny thing about it is Kane Hodder was so pissed off filming this scene because the weights that were in the bag were really, really heavy, and he had to do that shot loads and loads of times. 01:18:16.222 --> 01:18:27.522 And he was so tired, it was like 2 a.m., he was picking this bag of weights up and hitting it against a tree, and the last shot was the one that they used in the end, but they cut away from him, and I wish they had left this bit in. 01:18:27.522 --> 01:18:33.562 Apparently after the sleeping bag falls down, he then kicks it in what would be the head, and then walks off. 01:18:33.562 --> 01:18:37.782 And I wish that Jason would have done that, and then kicked it in the head, and then walked off. 01:18:37.782 --> 01:18:40.362 But they cut away from it before you see that. 01:18:40.362 --> 01:18:42.242 But King Harder, bless him. 01:18:42.242 --> 01:18:45.022 They could have done it differently. 01:18:45.022 --> 01:18:47.462 I suppose you'd probably need the weights, I guess. 01:18:47.502 --> 01:18:54.922 But that girl, that girl, they could probably do like 50 kilograms of weights. 01:18:54.922 --> 01:18:57.722 I know, it's quite a lot, I suppose. 01:18:57.722 --> 01:18:58.842 He's a big guy, King, isn't he? 01:18:58.842 --> 01:19:01.242 That's not too bad. 01:19:01.242 --> 01:19:02.362 Anyway, what am I saying? 01:19:02.362 --> 01:19:03.202 It's two o'clock in the morning. 01:19:03.202 --> 01:19:06.482 I've been filming for fucking 10 outdoor events. 01:19:06.482 --> 01:19:08.502 In a really big Jason costume. 01:19:09.782 --> 01:19:14.982 So the morning time, and everyone in the party cabin is having breakfast. 01:19:14.982 --> 01:19:16.082 Is Michael turned up yet? 01:19:16.082 --> 01:19:16.982 It's his birthday party. 01:19:17.362 --> 01:19:18.242 No one's seen him. 01:19:18.242 --> 01:19:19.042 Well, we know where he is. 01:19:19.042 --> 01:19:20.542 He's dead in the woods. 01:19:22.082 --> 01:19:26.822 There's a kid there called Ben who reminds me of a young Jordan Peele. 01:19:26.822 --> 01:19:27.342 Do you know the guy? 01:19:27.342 --> 01:19:28.602 I mean, Ben. 01:19:29.922 --> 01:19:32.102 He looks like a young Jordan Peele. 01:19:32.322 --> 01:19:33.922 I can't remember him. 01:19:33.922 --> 01:19:38.022 OK, well, so we got him there and another girl that his girlfriend are there. 01:19:38.022 --> 01:19:42.682 So we're seeing there's more people that have been upstairs getting their end away. 01:19:42.682 --> 01:19:46.922 Nick and Tina are getting to know each other outside, and she gives her a back story, basically. 01:19:46.922 --> 01:19:53.722 You know, my dad died here and I'm here with my doctor to try and not go back to the mental hospital. 01:19:53.722 --> 01:19:57.542 And while all this is going on, Melissa is spying on them. 01:19:57.542 --> 01:19:59.542 So she hears all of the gossip. 01:19:59.542 --> 01:20:00.982 She's like, great, well, I want Nick. 01:20:01.022 --> 01:20:05.762 So I'm going to use all of this against her to humiliate her later on. 01:20:05.762 --> 01:20:08.822 And then Nick kisses Tina. 01:20:10.522 --> 01:20:17.002 And Melissa sees this and she's like, I'm definitely going to use this mental hospital stuff to humiliate her later on. 01:20:17.002 --> 01:20:23.662 So in the party cabin, the girls are fighting over one of the stoner guys, because I don't know why they think he's the hottest. 01:20:23.662 --> 01:20:26.282 I think it's because he's got loads of weed on him. 01:20:26.282 --> 01:20:28.582 But they're all arguing over him. 01:20:28.582 --> 01:20:30.662 And one of them is a geeky girl, one of them is not. 01:20:30.662 --> 01:20:36.842 And the hot one says, look, no offense to you, I've come here to get laid. 01:20:36.842 --> 01:20:40.722 You're a bit of a geek, so let me have the guy, all right? 01:20:40.722 --> 01:20:41.542 And they're all in there. 01:20:41.542 --> 01:20:47.662 And he's like, whoop, whoop, the Colombian Express is pulling out, who wants to get high with me? 01:20:47.662 --> 01:20:52.202 And they all go in the living room to smoke weed, and that's all cool, and it's all very Jason. 01:20:55.302 --> 01:21:06.662 And Melissa says to the guy with the, the nerdy sci-fi guy, put your jacket on backwards, like a straight jacket. 01:21:06.662 --> 01:21:09.522 So he does, because he fancies Melissa. 01:21:09.522 --> 01:21:14.422 And then she says, hey, Tina, is this how they make you wear the jackets in the mental hospital? 01:21:15.962 --> 01:21:24.482 And this triggers Tina, who makes her pearl necklace strangle Melissa a little bit, and then it snaps and the pearls go everywhere. 01:21:26.242 --> 01:21:27.802 You're laughing at pearl necklace, aren't you? 01:21:27.802 --> 01:21:31.262 Yeah. 01:21:31.262 --> 01:21:34.322 Gav, can you explain to our listeners who don't know what a pearl necklace is? 01:21:34.362 --> 01:21:42.802 Yeah, it's when a man's jaculet goes around a lady's neck, like a necklace. 01:21:44.322 --> 01:21:45.922 That's why Gav's laughing. 01:21:47.882 --> 01:21:49.342 Love it. 01:21:49.342 --> 01:21:52.162 This obviously triggers Tina, she almost kills Melissa. 01:21:52.162 --> 01:21:56.642 Or a man's jaculet goes around a man's neck. 01:21:56.682 --> 01:21:59.822 Yeah, just what would play that one as well. 01:21:59.822 --> 01:22:01.342 Do you know what the Spider-Man is? 01:22:01.342 --> 01:22:02.602 No. 01:22:02.602 --> 01:22:07.942 Oh, it's where you finish in your own hand and then you flick it into the woman's face. 01:22:09.982 --> 01:22:12.242 There we go. 01:22:12.242 --> 01:22:12.722 All right. 01:22:12.722 --> 01:22:15.742 Yeah, just just write that down. 01:22:15.742 --> 01:22:17.702 Spider-Man. 01:22:17.702 --> 01:22:19.462 Got a new game, Sarah. 01:22:20.182 --> 01:22:20.962 Oh, she's listening. 01:22:20.962 --> 01:22:23.162 No, so I can't play the game. 01:22:23.162 --> 01:22:26.422 Um, so Tina is upset that she's always killed Melissa. 01:22:26.422 --> 01:22:30.122 She runs back and tells the doctor what's happened, starts freaking out. 01:22:30.122 --> 01:22:33.082 The doctor starts shouting at her. 01:22:33.082 --> 01:22:37.042 There's a bit of an argument and she makes the TV lifter. 01:22:37.042 --> 01:22:38.002 And it's an old TV. 01:22:38.002 --> 01:22:39.142 This is the eighties. 01:22:39.142 --> 01:22:45.602 You know, the TVs were very heavy back then and it flies across the room and just misses him. 01:22:45.602 --> 01:22:47.702 So she's, you know, her powers are getting out of control. 01:22:47.802 --> 01:22:53.482 Now she runs off with Nick and says, I need something weird is happening. 01:22:53.482 --> 01:22:54.802 I need to get out of here. 01:22:54.802 --> 01:22:59.582 No one believes me that there's this guy and I'm having these visions. 01:22:59.582 --> 01:23:04.722 And then she just says, by the way, Nick, I think your cousin Michael isn't going to show up. 01:23:04.722 --> 01:23:07.022 I think he's dead. 01:23:07.022 --> 01:23:08.362 And she just kind of leaves Nick there. 01:23:08.362 --> 01:23:09.182 But like, what do you mean? 01:23:09.182 --> 01:23:10.342 My cousin's dead. 01:23:10.382 --> 01:23:12.162 This is his birthday party, for fuck's sake. 01:23:12.162 --> 01:23:13.922 You can't just drop that on me. 01:23:13.922 --> 01:23:15.182 Yeah. 01:23:15.182 --> 01:23:18.782 But, you know, it's just a skinny dip in there. 01:23:18.782 --> 01:23:19.102 Yes. 01:23:19.102 --> 01:23:21.422 So one of the couples goes out by the lake. 01:23:22.722 --> 01:23:22.882 Yeah. 01:23:22.882 --> 01:23:24.762 And of course, it's midnight. 01:23:24.762 --> 01:23:25.922 It's a lake. 01:23:25.922 --> 01:23:27.102 Naked time. 01:23:27.102 --> 01:23:30.262 She says, come on, let's go. 01:23:30.262 --> 01:23:33.982 She gets, she strips down to absolutely nothing and jumps in the lake. 01:23:33.982 --> 01:23:40.082 And Russell, the guy, the stock exchange guy from earlier, says, oh, OK, let me get my clothes off, too. 01:23:40.082 --> 01:23:43.442 While he's getting his clothes off, he gets his head chopped off. 01:23:43.442 --> 01:23:45.262 But we don't see it. 01:23:46.482 --> 01:23:48.662 Jason does it, but it's kind of not really there. 01:23:48.662 --> 01:23:56.602 Jason, however, does quite a few movie influences in this film, one of them being Jaws. 01:23:56.602 --> 01:23:57.762 OK. 01:23:57.762 --> 01:24:00.202 Also, Jason, in this movie, learns to teleport. 01:24:00.202 --> 01:24:01.562 Have you noticed that he can teleport? 01:24:01.562 --> 01:24:02.862 He does it in Manhattan as well. 01:24:02.902 --> 01:24:08.842 He just appears in places, like one of the things behind you and then he's in front of you. 01:24:08.842 --> 01:24:13.822 In Manhattan, he's on the boat and all of a sudden he's right at the top of the lad on the crow's nest. 01:24:13.822 --> 01:24:15.302 How did you get there so quickly? 01:24:15.302 --> 01:24:17.202 I thought I heard you when I watched it. 01:24:17.202 --> 01:24:20.362 And in Manhattan, there's a bit where the guy runs into an empty derelict building. 01:24:20.362 --> 01:24:20.842 Yeah. 01:24:20.842 --> 01:24:22.142 And then Jason throws it out the window. 01:24:22.142 --> 01:24:24.242 Well, Jason was outside the building just now. 01:24:24.242 --> 01:24:26.222 How did he get in the building? 01:24:26.282 --> 01:24:27.562 Special powers. 01:24:27.562 --> 01:24:36.022 But yeah, he teleports into the water and pulls a Bruce the Shark and kills the girl in the water as well. 01:24:37.082 --> 01:24:41.082 So he's got another couple of kills in the movie there. 01:24:41.082 --> 01:24:46.762 Cut back to the part in crazy science fiction, Eddie is saying, I'm pretending to be a mummy. 01:24:46.762 --> 01:24:49.802 Hey, I could write a movie called Star Mummy. 01:24:49.802 --> 01:24:52.942 And I thought to myself, Gav and I would watch a film called Star Mummy. 01:24:54.142 --> 01:24:56.642 Yeah, I might moan about it, but I watch it. 01:24:57.742 --> 01:24:59.822 Yeah, then they're playing music. 01:24:59.822 --> 01:25:02.902 No one really seems to be having a good time. 01:25:02.902 --> 01:25:04.702 Some of them have had an argument. 01:25:04.702 --> 01:25:07.562 Some of them are trying to hook up and it's not going well. 01:25:07.562 --> 01:25:13.682 Nerd girl from earlier decides, I will get the stoner guy and I'm going to go up to the bedroom. 01:25:13.762 --> 01:25:17.122 I'm going to make myself hot. 01:25:17.122 --> 01:25:18.902 So she goes up and gives herself a makeover. 01:25:20.542 --> 01:25:27.182 Nick is quite cross with Melissa for making fun of Tina because he's in love with her already after 24 hours of knowing her. 01:25:27.182 --> 01:25:34.322 And outside again, Jason is absolutely fuming through the blinds, breathing really up and down like that. 01:25:34.322 --> 01:25:37.542 But this is what you want, Jason. 01:25:37.542 --> 01:25:40.102 You're going to get acid reflux. 01:25:40.102 --> 01:25:41.562 Calm down. 01:25:43.922 --> 01:25:47.182 Melissa tries to hit on Nick and he's like, I'm not interested in you, Melissa. 01:25:47.182 --> 01:25:47.902 You're a bitch. 01:25:48.282 --> 01:25:54.762 So she's like, I'll tell you what, I'll go and fuck Eddie, the Star Wars nerd then, to make you jealous. 01:25:54.762 --> 01:25:55.222 Brilliant. 01:25:55.222 --> 01:25:55.582 Thanks for that. 01:25:55.582 --> 01:25:56.182 What a bitch. 01:25:56.182 --> 01:25:57.422 Cheers, love. 01:25:58.722 --> 01:26:01.502 So she goes off with him. 01:26:01.502 --> 01:26:09.262 And the doctor goes outside on his own, and he does find the body with a spike in it. 01:26:09.262 --> 01:26:13.202 And he thinks, oh my God, her visions might actually be something. 01:26:15.982 --> 01:26:20.542 Mum, meanwhile, Tina's mum, goes into the doctor's office to snoop around. 01:26:20.542 --> 01:26:46.122 She finds, not only does she find the spike that Tina just said was outside, which proves her hallucination, she also finds a videotape, and she plays it, and she can see that it's the doctor purposefully stressing out her daughter to get a rise out of her, and he sort of talks about his studying the subject's telekinetic powers, da da da da da da. 01:26:46.122 --> 01:26:50.922 He walks in on her, and she's like, why, what are you doing? 01:26:50.922 --> 01:27:02.002 You're not interested in helping her, you want to exploit her and use her, and you know, and of course he does, this fucking Professor X from The X-Men, he wants to find out more about it. 01:27:04.242 --> 01:27:11.782 So they have a big argument, Tina's outside, she hears all of this through the door, because she's packing up, she wants to get out of here. 01:27:11.782 --> 01:27:20.102 And he says, great, well, if you won't let me study her, I'm going to commit her tomorrow back to the cuckoo's nest with her. 01:27:20.102 --> 01:27:23.382 So Tina runs off, she gets in the car and drives off. 01:27:24.442 --> 01:27:32.682 And while she's driving, she has a vision of Jason killing her mum in the middle of the road, which makes her swerve, crash the car. 01:27:32.682 --> 01:27:33.842 We cut away from that for now. 01:27:35.002 --> 01:27:39.162 Are we going back to the water with the couple? 01:27:39.162 --> 01:27:39.822 No, we've done that. 01:27:39.822 --> 01:27:40.862 They're dead. 01:27:40.862 --> 01:27:41.542 Right. 01:27:41.542 --> 01:27:43.522 I'm a little bit lost. 01:27:44.602 --> 01:27:48.682 I was going to say then, going back to that, I'm going to have some catch up here. 01:27:48.682 --> 01:27:52.802 When that woman is killed in that water, going back, sorry, go and step back. 01:27:52.802 --> 01:27:53.322 That's fine. 01:27:53.322 --> 01:27:55.382 Her legs pulled down in the water. 01:27:55.382 --> 01:27:58.182 I thought that would make a fantastic poster. 01:27:58.182 --> 01:27:58.602 Jason. 01:27:58.622 --> 01:27:59.782 That's what I'm saying. 01:27:59.782 --> 01:28:01.322 It's a Jaws kind of... 01:28:01.322 --> 01:28:03.382 Oh, that's what you're saying, sorry. 01:28:03.382 --> 01:28:05.362 Yeah, it's almost like Jaws, isn't it? 01:28:05.362 --> 01:28:08.082 Yeah, it really was good, yeah. 01:28:08.082 --> 01:28:10.622 She's also completely butt naked, bless her. 01:28:10.622 --> 01:28:11.722 Yeah, she is. 01:28:11.722 --> 01:28:13.562 Couldn't have been an easy scene to film. 01:28:13.562 --> 01:28:17.742 I paused it to look like a poster because I was going to take a still, and I was like, nah, she's naked. 01:28:17.742 --> 01:28:19.522 Just got a funny instead. 01:28:21.742 --> 01:28:29.262 We're now at my most forced, what I consider to be the most forced kill, which is the nerd girl who has now done herself up, made herself hot. 01:28:29.262 --> 01:28:32.082 She's looking for David outside. 01:28:32.082 --> 01:28:33.342 Why did she go outside? 01:28:33.342 --> 01:28:35.502 Yeah, it's a strange choice. 01:28:35.502 --> 01:28:36.842 It's all forced. 01:28:37.042 --> 01:28:40.702 She goes outside, she gets lost in the woods, she loses an earring. 01:28:40.702 --> 01:28:44.162 She might as well be fucking Velma from Scooby-Doo, trying to find her glasses. 01:28:44.162 --> 01:28:46.622 She's scrabbling around, going, where's my earring? 01:28:48.782 --> 01:28:49.882 There's no suspense. 01:28:49.882 --> 01:28:55.482 It could have been easy, but more suspense, because the guy weirdly just falls from a tree dead, she discovers. 01:28:55.682 --> 01:28:57.762 And he just falls, and they're like, oh, at that point. 01:28:57.842 --> 01:29:00.242 And it's just like, like you said, forced as fuck. 01:29:00.242 --> 01:29:03.342 He's like, OK, she's there now, fall for a tree. 01:29:03.342 --> 01:29:05.202 Oh, no. 01:29:05.202 --> 01:29:05.822 Come on. 01:29:05.822 --> 01:29:10.642 The only good thing about this scene is it ends with her running into a shed full of tools. 01:29:10.642 --> 01:29:12.982 Yeah, you do have that, at least. 01:29:12.982 --> 01:29:16.222 And Jason walks in there, and his eyes light up. 01:29:16.222 --> 01:29:19.802 He's like, heaven, I've got so many weapons. 01:29:19.802 --> 01:29:22.282 But he kills her off screen. 01:29:22.282 --> 01:29:23.462 He does a Robocop. 01:29:23.782 --> 01:29:24.782 This is another influence. 01:29:24.782 --> 01:29:25.962 He Robocops her. 01:29:25.962 --> 01:29:26.742 Yeah. 01:29:26.742 --> 01:29:29.762 He does this to someone in Manhattan as well. 01:29:29.762 --> 01:29:33.522 She's leaning up against the wall thinking, he'll just walk past me and not know I'm here. 01:29:33.522 --> 01:29:38.542 And he Robocops her by smashing his arms through the wall and killing her. 01:29:38.542 --> 01:29:40.062 But we don't really see it. 01:29:40.062 --> 01:29:41.842 But he does grab a great big hook. 01:29:41.842 --> 01:29:44.162 So he's got a weapon. 01:29:44.162 --> 01:29:45.302 It's like a video game for him. 01:29:45.302 --> 01:29:48.602 He's like, what weapon should I put in my arsenal next? 01:29:48.602 --> 01:29:51.182 Put in my arse next? 01:29:51.182 --> 01:29:52.782 What weapon should I put in my arse next? 01:29:52.802 --> 01:29:56.342 He's going back to that P Diddy fight again, isn't he? 01:29:56.342 --> 01:29:57.822 Jesus Christ. 01:29:59.322 --> 01:30:02.002 Tina and Nick are talking outside. 01:30:04.362 --> 01:30:07.222 And he says, I need to find my mum. 01:30:07.222 --> 01:30:09.642 Because I've had a vision of her dying. 01:30:09.642 --> 01:30:12.362 I don't know how he's found her after she's scratched the car in the middle of nowhere. 01:30:12.362 --> 01:30:13.502 But he does. 01:30:13.502 --> 01:30:16.022 We don't question it. 01:30:16.022 --> 01:30:16.442 So Dr. 01:30:16.442 --> 01:30:19.142 Cruise gets in his car with Tina's mum and they go off to find her. 01:30:19.142 --> 01:30:20.422 They find the crashed car. 01:30:20.422 --> 01:30:21.142 Does he cruise? 01:30:22.562 --> 01:30:22.962 Dr. 01:30:22.962 --> 01:30:28.742 Cruise, he sounds like he should do a late night sort of love radio show. 01:30:28.802 --> 01:30:30.222 Hey, it's Dr. 01:30:30.222 --> 01:30:32.382 Cruise once again. 01:30:32.382 --> 01:30:33.682 You're listening to Dr. 01:30:33.682 --> 01:30:35.082 Cruise, Cruise in with Dr. 01:30:35.082 --> 01:30:37.762 Cruise on 109.9 FM. 01:30:39.562 --> 01:30:43.222 Don't forget to message in with your love queries and your requests. 01:30:43.222 --> 01:30:45.362 I used to love Midnight Caller. 01:30:45.522 --> 01:30:48.002 I used to love radio shows late at night. 01:30:48.042 --> 01:30:51.842 Yeah, well, I used to love Midnight Caller, that one, that was good. 01:30:51.842 --> 01:31:00.002 The one I used to listen to when I was about 14 or 15, with my little FM Walkman was Dave Barrett's Late Night Love. 01:31:02.302 --> 01:31:11.262 I know, I know, I know, because, oh man, I used to work with a dude who was just a fucking, that's just a bit of an idiot, all of us. 01:31:11.262 --> 01:31:14.962 And on the way back, we'd be like, Dave, put on some NWO over. 01:31:14.962 --> 01:31:17.642 No, no, we're doing Late Night Love. 01:31:18.162 --> 01:31:19.142 He has a real camp voice. 01:31:19.722 --> 01:31:21.082 Okay, are you sure? 01:31:21.082 --> 01:31:23.702 Yeah, Late Night Love, we'll have to list it on the way. 01:31:23.702 --> 01:31:26.522 A van full of men. 01:31:26.522 --> 01:31:27.842 And we're listening to Late Night Love. 01:31:27.842 --> 01:31:29.442 So fuck off. 01:31:29.442 --> 01:31:30.262 I used to hate that program. 01:31:30.262 --> 01:31:31.682 Some good songs on there. 01:31:31.682 --> 01:31:32.902 I used to love it. 01:31:32.902 --> 01:31:35.422 This next one's dedicated to Gavin. 01:31:35.682 --> 01:31:38.622 And then it'd be like a cheesy song, you know? 01:31:38.622 --> 01:31:40.422 You're my one and only. 01:31:40.422 --> 01:31:42.522 And then be like, this is Chesney Hawks. 01:31:42.522 --> 01:31:44.442 I am the one and only. 01:31:44.562 --> 01:31:45.222 But they wouldn't play that. 01:31:45.222 --> 01:31:46.702 They play much more. 01:31:46.702 --> 01:31:52.162 We get Jason approaches the house again, and he goes up to the van, does a Ted Bundy. 01:31:52.162 --> 01:31:53.742 He doesn't have a wank though. 01:31:53.742 --> 01:31:54.462 Well, he might do. 01:31:54.462 --> 01:31:55.262 Yeah. 01:31:55.262 --> 01:31:59.282 Well, we've got the young Jordan Peele lookalike, Ben, and his girlfriend. 01:31:59.282 --> 01:32:01.802 They've made up and they're having sex in the van. 01:32:01.842 --> 01:32:03.882 Made up and making love. 01:32:03.882 --> 01:32:06.862 It seems to be the place to be like, oh, can we use the van for an hour? 01:32:06.862 --> 01:32:08.442 Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys, go out there. 01:32:08.462 --> 01:32:09.462 Oh, when they get in there. 01:32:09.462 --> 01:32:10.442 Everyone's using that same van. 01:32:10.522 --> 01:32:14.102 They're like, oh, it really smells of sex in here. 01:32:14.102 --> 01:32:16.422 It smells of feet and semen. 01:32:16.422 --> 01:32:18.722 Cheesy feet and semen in this van. 01:32:18.722 --> 01:32:19.942 And sweat. 01:32:21.542 --> 01:32:27.342 But yeah, so they hear a scraping sound outside and he's like, it's probably Michael. 01:32:27.342 --> 01:32:34.022 Right, this man, right, for fuck's sake, this dude is about to bang, yeah? 01:32:34.022 --> 01:32:36.302 He's like, it's probably Michael. 01:32:36.302 --> 01:32:37.102 It's my friend. 01:32:37.102 --> 01:32:39.842 Ha, ha, ha, stops, pulls his clothes on, runs outside. 01:32:40.382 --> 01:32:42.002 Where are you? 01:32:42.002 --> 01:32:44.262 With a little party blower. 01:32:44.262 --> 01:32:45.582 What are you doing? 01:32:45.582 --> 01:32:47.702 That lady's in the van and wants to have sex with you. 01:32:47.702 --> 01:32:49.422 What are you doing? 01:32:49.422 --> 01:32:51.742 She is ready and waiting. 01:32:51.742 --> 01:32:56.022 Dan, do you go with, stay in the van with her and go, fuck off? 01:32:56.022 --> 01:32:58.522 Or do you go, I'm coming out with party poppers. 01:32:58.522 --> 01:32:59.862 Let's run around in the woods. 01:32:59.862 --> 01:33:00.422 You don't do it. 01:33:00.422 --> 01:33:01.462 I'm staying in the van. 01:33:01.462 --> 01:33:02.582 You stay in the van. 01:33:02.582 --> 01:33:03.402 Staying in the van. 01:33:03.402 --> 01:33:05.782 Admittedly, Jason's going to kill you regardless. 01:33:05.782 --> 01:33:08.142 So may as well die banging. 01:33:09.162 --> 01:33:11.022 He does make the fatal error. 01:33:11.022 --> 01:33:14.582 Randy would hate this and scream of saying to her, stay here. 01:33:14.582 --> 01:33:15.462 I'll be right back. 01:33:15.462 --> 01:33:17.322 Of course. 01:33:17.322 --> 01:33:19.542 He gets his head crushed by Jason. 01:33:20.302 --> 01:33:21.602 Do you say more? 01:33:21.602 --> 01:33:25.722 OK, Jason pushes his head slightly together just a little bit. 01:33:25.722 --> 01:33:27.082 That's that's all we see. 01:33:27.082 --> 01:33:29.222 You made it sound a lot better than that. 01:33:29.282 --> 01:33:35.782 It's not that with the crunching, but he's just going, oh, come on with your kills. 01:33:35.782 --> 01:33:37.282 And how much does that cost? 01:33:37.282 --> 01:33:37.982 Nothing. 01:33:37.982 --> 01:33:39.822 A sound effect, which we already had. 01:33:39.822 --> 01:33:41.242 Fucking hell. 01:33:41.242 --> 01:33:44.202 And then his girlfriend says, where are you, Ben? 01:33:44.202 --> 01:33:47.962 And then she gets a party hopper jammed in her eye, a party blow. 01:33:47.962 --> 01:33:50.782 Which we don't see. 01:33:50.782 --> 01:33:52.642 Fucking meh. 01:33:52.702 --> 01:33:53.842 It's implied. 01:33:55.882 --> 01:34:00.442 Now, Melissa, as we've said, she is taking Eddie upstairs to try and make Nick jealous. 01:34:00.942 --> 01:34:02.622 She gives up. 01:34:02.622 --> 01:34:04.562 Halfway through the sex, they're all... 01:34:04.762 --> 01:34:05.282 Fuck this. 01:34:05.282 --> 01:34:09.202 He's fully penetrated her yet, but she says, stop. 01:34:09.202 --> 01:34:10.482 I'm not actually attracted to you. 01:34:10.482 --> 01:34:13.902 I was really only doing this to get at Nick. 01:34:13.902 --> 01:34:15.722 And he's like, what do you mean? 01:34:15.722 --> 01:34:17.402 And she's like, well, I'm not attracted to you. 01:34:17.402 --> 01:34:18.742 But good try. 01:34:18.942 --> 01:34:19.982 She says to, well done. 01:34:19.982 --> 01:34:22.062 I've been used for sex before. 01:34:22.062 --> 01:34:24.242 And I, oh, okay. 01:34:24.242 --> 01:34:25.362 I have as well, yeah. 01:34:25.362 --> 01:34:27.522 Yes, you feel pretty shit, don't you? 01:34:27.522 --> 01:34:29.382 Yeah, it's a bit like, right, okay. 01:34:29.382 --> 01:34:30.742 That was weird. 01:34:30.742 --> 01:34:33.302 Yeah, it's not good. 01:34:34.742 --> 01:34:37.062 So he says to her, okay, rejection. 01:34:37.062 --> 01:34:37.722 I can take it. 01:34:37.722 --> 01:34:43.162 I've been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in America. 01:34:43.162 --> 01:34:44.202 She's like, where are you going to go now? 01:34:44.202 --> 01:34:46.382 He's like, to take a cold shower. 01:34:46.382 --> 01:34:46.982 He goes off. 01:34:49.182 --> 01:34:51.102 Jason's like, right, that's it. 01:34:51.102 --> 01:34:55.902 Next trick of my book is turning off the lights to the house. 01:34:55.902 --> 01:34:56.642 Yeah. 01:34:56.642 --> 01:35:01.042 Well, the stoner and the redhead are finishing up. 01:35:01.042 --> 01:35:04.942 And Jason's, this is where he cuts the power, just in the middle of their sex. 01:35:06.102 --> 01:35:07.642 He must think, God, I'm good. 01:35:07.962 --> 01:35:13.022 I'm so hard that I've blown the fuse box in this cabin. 01:35:13.042 --> 01:35:13.982 Jesus. 01:35:13.982 --> 01:35:16.742 That is a pretty powerful orgasm there. 01:35:19.342 --> 01:35:21.902 And Tina and Nick find Michael's dead body. 01:35:21.902 --> 01:35:24.582 She's like, I told you your cousin was dead, Nick. 01:35:24.582 --> 01:35:25.822 You didn't believe me. 01:35:25.822 --> 01:35:26.542 There he is. 01:35:26.542 --> 01:35:26.982 Look at him. 01:35:26.982 --> 01:35:28.222 Look at him. 01:35:28.262 --> 01:35:29.942 That's your cousin. 01:35:29.942 --> 01:35:34.002 I'm not bothered about you being right or who's right here, but I'm right, aren't I? 01:35:34.002 --> 01:35:34.562 Yeah. 01:35:34.562 --> 01:35:37.042 But there's more things at stake here. 01:35:37.042 --> 01:35:39.502 He's dead, but I'm right, though, yeah? 01:35:39.502 --> 01:35:40.802 Fucking hell. 01:35:40.802 --> 01:35:41.842 Yes, Tina, you're right. 01:35:41.842 --> 01:35:44.362 But also I'm looking at my cousin's entrails right now. 01:35:45.182 --> 01:35:46.982 Okay. 01:35:46.982 --> 01:35:49.202 And Jason enters the cabin. 01:35:49.202 --> 01:35:52.022 I always pray he's left the building, but Jason has entered the cabin. 01:35:52.022 --> 01:35:54.482 My next note, you have to let me know when his turns up. 01:35:54.482 --> 01:35:55.162 Boobs. 01:35:55.162 --> 01:35:57.422 Is it all I says? 01:35:57.422 --> 01:36:02.622 Yeah, that's when the stoner and the redhead, her cheek drops for a brief second. 01:36:03.682 --> 01:36:04.482 And she's like, where are you going? 01:36:04.482 --> 01:36:06.262 He's like, I'm going to go get some food. 01:36:06.262 --> 01:36:07.342 I'm a caveman. 01:36:07.342 --> 01:36:09.442 I must provide sustenance to you. 01:36:09.442 --> 01:36:11.342 And he doesn't turn into Liam Neeson. 01:36:11.342 --> 01:36:12.122 I don't know why he did that. 01:36:13.082 --> 01:36:19.362 But he goes off to the fridge to get some munchies because he's stoned and they just had sex. 01:36:19.362 --> 01:36:21.822 And as we know, having sex makes you hungry. 01:36:21.822 --> 01:36:23.162 Getting stoned makes you hungry. 01:36:23.162 --> 01:36:26.322 They must be very hungry, these two, because they're high as kite. 01:36:26.322 --> 01:36:28.162 There's a big bomb next to the bed. 01:36:28.162 --> 01:36:39.322 And he's got about 20 pre-rolled spliffs and a couple of Method Man and Red Man's Snoop Dogg blunts as well, like huge blunts, all laid out next to the bed. 01:36:39.562 --> 01:36:43.822 He's got like, he's got two weeks worth of weed all lined up for this weekend. 01:36:43.822 --> 01:36:45.922 Good, good. 01:36:45.922 --> 01:36:48.942 So he goes off and leaves her in bed to go to the munchies. 01:36:48.942 --> 01:36:52.322 And there's a brilliant moment, which I've never seen before. 01:36:52.322 --> 01:36:54.862 When he walks in the kitchen, you can see Jason. 01:36:54.862 --> 01:36:56.262 He's got a flashlight. 01:36:58.122 --> 01:37:00.622 Yeah, he takes a flashlight into the kitchen. 01:37:00.622 --> 01:37:05.482 And if you look carefully in the corner, you can see Jason's in the kitchen the entire time he's in there. 01:37:05.482 --> 01:37:09.182 There's a bit here where the music school go is a lot of strings. 01:37:09.302 --> 01:37:10.082 And it's really good. 01:37:10.082 --> 01:37:11.222 It's a... 01:37:14.602 --> 01:37:16.522 And it's like, wow, it's really good. 01:37:16.522 --> 01:37:17.522 And then it goes. 01:37:17.522 --> 01:37:20.082 It's like, I think I sampled it once by the time. 01:37:20.082 --> 01:37:24.902 I've never actually used it, but I was like, that's such a good line of music. 01:37:24.902 --> 01:37:25.522 Yeah. 01:37:25.522 --> 01:37:28.182 That is almost taking it back to the original Jason. 01:37:28.182 --> 01:37:28.982 It was really good. 01:37:29.002 --> 01:37:29.622 That score. 01:37:29.622 --> 01:37:31.722 It was just for that little bit, though. 01:37:31.722 --> 01:37:36.762 Unfortunately, it's another lackluster kill, because he looks in the fridge and then he's stabbed with a knife. 01:37:37.062 --> 01:37:38.222 And that's about all we get. 01:37:38.222 --> 01:37:39.162 We don't even see it. 01:37:39.302 --> 01:37:41.502 Boo, to your death, sir. 01:37:42.982 --> 01:37:48.102 Tina and Nick arrive back at the cabin, like her and her mum's cabin. 01:37:48.102 --> 01:37:52.182 She finds a spike on the doctor's desk and thinks, right, OK, so I was right. 01:37:52.182 --> 01:37:54.082 Then she finds a gun in Dr. 01:37:54.082 --> 01:37:56.862 Cruise's desk, but she grabs it. 01:37:56.862 --> 01:37:57.902 She gives it to Nick. 01:37:57.902 --> 01:38:00.882 Nick's like, let's go. 01:38:00.922 --> 01:38:02.222 Party time. 01:38:03.662 --> 01:38:06.642 She also finds an article on Jason. 01:38:08.102 --> 01:38:09.122 Jason Vor, he's the killer. 01:38:09.122 --> 01:38:12.742 So in this split second, she's like, OK, I know who he is. 01:38:12.742 --> 01:38:15.582 And this makes the room shake because of her powers. 01:38:15.582 --> 01:38:16.822 And Nick's like, oh, OK. 01:38:16.822 --> 01:38:18.202 Shake the room. 01:38:18.202 --> 01:38:19.922 Tick, tick, tick, tick. 01:38:19.922 --> 01:38:20.722 Boom. 01:38:20.722 --> 01:38:22.982 Keep your wife's motherfucking name out of my mouth. 01:38:23.062 --> 01:38:26.042 Indeed. 01:38:26.042 --> 01:38:27.882 Can't look it in the same anymore, can you? 01:38:27.882 --> 01:38:30.822 No, I don't really care about him anymore, I'm afraid. 01:38:32.202 --> 01:38:39.122 So Nick now realizes, OK, so she does have these powers because I've just witnessed an entire room shaking. 01:38:41.082 --> 01:38:42.562 Cut back to Eddie. 01:38:42.562 --> 01:38:48.142 Eddie's like, well, I'm just going to start opening Michael's presence because he's clearly not turning up to his own party. 01:38:49.342 --> 01:38:51.882 Do you remember what one of the presents is, Gav? 01:38:52.962 --> 01:38:56.202 It's no, it's larger. 01:38:56.202 --> 01:38:56.802 Oh, yeah, it is. 01:38:56.802 --> 01:38:57.702 Yeah. 01:38:57.702 --> 01:38:58.442 He's like, oh, great. 01:38:58.442 --> 01:38:59.462 Nice little presence there. 01:38:59.462 --> 01:39:02.182 So he's ripping up all of Michael's presence, opening them up. 01:39:02.182 --> 01:39:03.742 Yeah. 01:39:03.742 --> 01:39:06.102 Well, he's going to get killed anyway. 01:39:06.102 --> 01:39:11.502 Nick says to Tina, you go and get everybody together for safety. 01:39:11.502 --> 01:39:14.742 And I'll go out on my own with a gun and find your mum. 01:39:14.742 --> 01:39:16.322 Don't worry, you get everyone together. 01:39:16.782 --> 01:39:18.942 So they've got missions. 01:39:18.942 --> 01:39:20.542 Jason kills Eddie. 01:39:20.542 --> 01:39:21.962 Don't even remember how he kills them really. 01:39:28.122 --> 01:39:30.182 He comes up behind him. 01:39:30.182 --> 01:39:31.442 He's in the presence. 01:39:31.442 --> 01:39:33.522 He should have used the penis enlarger. 01:39:33.522 --> 01:39:35.962 Should have shoved it down his throat. 01:39:35.962 --> 01:39:36.842 Or something, you know? 01:39:36.842 --> 01:39:37.822 But he didn't do it. 01:39:37.822 --> 01:39:39.282 That would have been brilliant. 01:39:40.422 --> 01:39:47.462 The redhead decides he's taking too long to get the munchies for her, so she goes, she gets dressed. 01:39:47.462 --> 01:39:50.482 She can't find anybody down there. 01:39:50.482 --> 01:39:53.302 Get a fucking cat jump out of a cupboard at her. 01:39:53.302 --> 01:39:54.142 Don't need a cat. 01:39:54.142 --> 01:39:55.802 I'm sick of cats jumping out of cupboards. 01:39:55.802 --> 01:39:56.702 There is a cat in a cupboard. 01:39:57.522 --> 01:39:59.082 And then she strokes it a bit. 01:39:59.082 --> 01:40:02.162 She's like, oh, you're a cute little kitty. 01:40:02.162 --> 01:40:16.602 And then another classic scene, which is used in a lot of memes and gifs, is she finds Eddie's head, and then she's pulled out the window and thrown to her death. 01:40:16.602 --> 01:40:25.482 And I love this shot of her, the stunt woman that just has to sort of smash through the glass and just land on the ground, two floors down, splat. 01:40:26.202 --> 01:40:28.362 So this is one of the better kills. 01:40:28.362 --> 01:40:30.522 Yeah. 01:40:30.522 --> 01:40:34.702 Tina says to Nick, yeah, all right, I'm going to stay here. 01:40:34.702 --> 01:40:35.222 That's fine. 01:40:35.222 --> 01:40:37.522 So the doctor and the mum are in the woods. 01:40:39.002 --> 01:40:40.342 They've been stuck through the woods. 01:40:40.342 --> 01:40:42.582 And he, at one point, Jason gets up to him. 01:40:42.582 --> 01:40:49.622 He stands there and holds the mum there so she can get stabbed pretty much and he can get away. 01:40:49.622 --> 01:40:51.142 Well, they have an argument, don't they? 01:40:51.142 --> 01:40:56.182 She slaps him and says, this is all your fault. 01:40:56.182 --> 01:40:58.302 He's definitely not a gentleman, that's for sure. 01:40:58.302 --> 01:41:01.242 No, no, because she takes his car keys off him and goes to run away. 01:41:01.242 --> 01:41:02.622 And this is where Jason shows up. 01:41:02.622 --> 01:41:04.882 So he just uses her as a human shield. 01:41:04.902 --> 01:41:06.062 But he does, yeah. 01:41:06.062 --> 01:41:11.242 And this is where Tina's mum is killed with one of the, it's like a machete, but it's a spear. 01:41:11.242 --> 01:41:13.042 It's like a broom handle with a machete on there. 01:41:13.042 --> 01:41:14.622 I don't know what you'd use it for. 01:41:14.622 --> 01:41:16.962 It's stabbed off camera as well, so. 01:41:16.962 --> 01:41:18.542 Well, yeah, but the weapon sort of comes in. 01:41:18.542 --> 01:41:19.882 No, no, I don't know, yeah. 01:41:19.882 --> 01:41:21.442 The doctor gets away though, doesn't he? 01:41:21.602 --> 01:41:25.542 And then finds Tina in the woods and then seems like, well, where's my mum? 01:41:26.102 --> 01:41:27.902 It's fine, don't worry about it. 01:41:27.902 --> 01:41:30.362 No, I just used her as a shield. 01:41:30.362 --> 01:41:31.542 She's dead over there. 01:41:31.542 --> 01:41:32.442 I'm going this way. 01:41:32.442 --> 01:41:33.222 You with me? 01:41:33.222 --> 01:41:36.002 You know, I use you as a shield next. 01:41:36.002 --> 01:41:38.942 I'll just take out your whole family line, should I? 01:41:40.582 --> 01:41:44.182 Back to Nick who's starting to find some dead bodies lying around now. 01:41:44.182 --> 01:41:46.862 He finds Melissa still alive, unfortunately. 01:41:46.862 --> 01:41:49.302 Jason has a hedge cutter as well. 01:41:49.302 --> 01:41:50.582 He must have gone back to that shed. 01:41:51.322 --> 01:41:52.362 Yeah, well, now he knows it's there. 01:41:52.362 --> 01:41:53.682 He's like, right back to the shed. 01:41:53.682 --> 01:41:55.602 What? 01:41:55.602 --> 01:41:58.222 I wish we had all these offcuts. 01:41:58.222 --> 01:41:59.802 Why can we not have these in the movie? 01:41:59.802 --> 01:42:02.302 Jason's going, hmmm. 01:42:02.302 --> 01:42:04.482 I'm going to go for this one. 01:42:04.482 --> 01:42:05.662 That one. 01:42:06.802 --> 01:42:07.762 It'd be like a spoof. 01:42:07.762 --> 01:42:11.662 We should have a spoof slasher again, get a new one. 01:42:11.662 --> 01:42:16.482 But yeah, this is where Tina says, where's my mom and Dr. 01:42:16.482 --> 01:42:18.962 Cruise is killed with a... 01:42:18.962 --> 01:42:20.382 I guess it's a head strimmer. 01:42:20.382 --> 01:42:22.862 He's slowly chased as well. 01:42:22.862 --> 01:42:24.182 It's like a head strimmer or something. 01:42:24.662 --> 01:42:29.762 Jason pushes him over, then very slightly cuts him in the stomach just a little bit and he dies. 01:42:29.802 --> 01:42:35.522 It's like, yeah, but he probably just got a flesh wound and you're dead. 01:42:35.522 --> 01:42:40.682 And it flips now because Tina now, she sees Jason, so she follows Jason. 01:42:40.682 --> 01:42:43.182 My note for that kill is fucking shit as shit can be. 01:42:44.482 --> 01:42:47.562 Yeah, that should have been a real gut ripping. 01:42:47.562 --> 01:42:49.582 Yeah, go through it. 01:42:49.582 --> 01:42:52.062 Even the sound effects. 01:42:52.062 --> 01:42:54.102 You could have had him go. 01:42:54.102 --> 01:42:58.702 Yeah, we have been trying to get that sound effect of the actual effect for Chainsaw going through his stomach recently. 01:42:58.702 --> 01:43:01.362 It's quite hard to get it right. 01:43:01.362 --> 01:43:04.362 I mean, just use a real stomach. 01:43:04.362 --> 01:43:05.302 Yeah, that's the problem. 01:43:05.302 --> 01:43:06.902 I can't do that. 01:43:06.902 --> 01:43:09.082 No. 01:43:09.182 --> 01:43:14.102 That's not us making it, you know, what do you call it? 01:43:14.102 --> 01:43:14.822 What do you call those films? 01:43:14.822 --> 01:43:15.862 Snuff Movie, by the way. 01:43:15.902 --> 01:43:19.622 No, no, no, this is a pick up shot for a TV. 01:43:21.542 --> 01:43:24.502 Yeah, you're actually filming something, yeah, probably. 01:43:27.582 --> 01:43:30.662 Yeah, so as Tina follows Jason, she starts finding more bodies. 01:43:30.662 --> 01:43:34.042 She finds the party blower girl with the inner eye. 01:43:34.742 --> 01:43:36.822 She finds the naked girl. 01:43:37.882 --> 01:43:44.522 Jason's arranged them all to sort of fall down out of trees and flop over, you know, it's almost like he's proud of his work. 01:43:44.522 --> 01:43:46.122 He has always been doing this, though. 01:43:46.122 --> 01:43:50.622 Even in the first movie, he was plonking people in cupboards, so they had opened doors for them. 01:43:51.042 --> 01:43:52.382 Yeah. 01:43:52.382 --> 01:43:53.722 Why kill someone? 01:43:53.722 --> 01:43:57.922 Why not just, you can use that body to scare the next victim, you know? 01:43:57.982 --> 01:43:58.822 It's great. 01:43:59.842 --> 01:44:07.042 She finds him on the road and it's now like a Ernie O'Marconi fucking cowboy western standoff where they look at each other. 01:44:07.042 --> 01:44:14.002 And it's like Jason somehow knows that she has powers because he doesn't start going towards her. 01:44:14.002 --> 01:44:18.802 But yeah, she gets some Evil Dead type vines. 01:44:18.802 --> 01:44:19.242 Wrap around it. 01:44:19.242 --> 01:44:20.382 And that's my third reference. 01:44:20.422 --> 01:44:22.862 So we've had Jaws, Robocop and Evil Dead now. 01:44:22.862 --> 01:44:24.862 Now, this is actually pretty decent. 01:44:25.202 --> 01:44:28.502 It pulls him, telegraph pole, electrocutes him in a puddle. 01:44:28.502 --> 01:44:31.202 It's like, because you're looking at going, well, how is she going to do this? 01:44:31.202 --> 01:44:35.422 There's nothing around you if you're Jackie Chan, you know, using whatever you can or what weapons. 01:44:35.422 --> 01:44:38.282 And she uses the vines, the electric line and a puddle. 01:44:38.282 --> 01:44:40.582 And I was like, that's really actually pretty decent. 01:44:40.582 --> 01:44:45.102 I why is the rest of the movie not as good as this part here? 01:44:45.102 --> 01:44:47.922 You know, or should the movie been more just her and him? 01:44:49.082 --> 01:44:50.202 That's what we need. 01:44:50.202 --> 01:44:52.262 That had been more better film. 01:44:52.262 --> 01:44:54.062 Jason versus Jackie. 01:44:56.642 --> 01:45:00.802 Jackie Chan goes out in the woods in between films to have a little rest. 01:45:00.802 --> 01:45:03.722 You can prompt the AI to do this in a couple of years, don't worry, you'll be fine. 01:45:03.722 --> 01:45:05.442 Or next year. 01:45:05.442 --> 01:45:11.682 And he sort of banks around the room flipping over tables, Jason's throwing different things in. 01:45:11.722 --> 01:45:18.462 What I've got quite inventive Jackie Chan of the psychic world is my note. 01:45:18.462 --> 01:45:21.142 So we're on the same wave. 01:45:21.142 --> 01:45:24.982 So yeah, basically the sort of the narrative here is nothing though. 01:45:24.982 --> 01:45:26.562 Jason just gets up. 01:45:26.562 --> 01:45:29.422 Well, she's basically come to terms with her powers and mastered them. 01:45:29.422 --> 01:45:36.382 So as Gav said, she's in the tree, pull Jason over, telegraph pole, she pulls it down, he gets electrocuted in a puddle. 01:45:36.382 --> 01:45:37.122 And she leaves. 01:45:37.122 --> 01:45:37.982 But then Jason gets up. 01:45:38.842 --> 01:45:40.742 He gets up. 01:45:40.742 --> 01:45:41.922 He can't kill him. 01:45:41.922 --> 01:45:43.502 In fact, he quite likes electricity. 01:45:43.502 --> 01:45:45.482 In the last movie, that's what brings him back to life. 01:45:45.482 --> 01:45:48.982 Yeah, she goes back to the house and Jason jumps through a window. 01:45:48.982 --> 01:45:52.102 We're basically towards the end of the film here. 01:45:52.102 --> 01:45:56.322 Yeah, I've put here, funny enough, he Jackie Chan's through a window. 01:45:57.522 --> 01:45:59.082 So he jumps in through the window. 01:45:59.082 --> 01:46:07.202 There's a great little juxtaposition here, because he stood there in the middle of this party cabin with balloons all around him, just sort of breathing at her. 01:46:08.462 --> 01:46:10.262 And he starts walking towards her. 01:46:10.262 --> 01:46:15.042 She finds a fake head tied to a flower pot, which she throws at him. 01:46:16.122 --> 01:46:19.062 I thought it was just a flower pot. 01:46:19.062 --> 01:46:22.482 There was something on there, and it looked really bad tied on to it. 01:46:22.482 --> 01:46:23.362 It's really odd. 01:46:23.362 --> 01:46:25.342 I don't know, I can't remember it now. 01:46:25.342 --> 01:46:26.462 Whatever, forget that. 01:46:26.462 --> 01:46:30.562 Well, she uses her powers to throw a sofa at him and a few other things. 01:46:30.562 --> 01:46:35.442 And then weirdly, she throws a sofa at him, but the one thing that knocks him over is a flower pot. 01:46:35.442 --> 01:46:36.302 I don't understand. 01:46:36.482 --> 01:46:37.322 Yeah, it's really weird. 01:46:37.322 --> 01:46:38.122 What's in there? 01:46:38.122 --> 01:46:39.322 I don't know. 01:46:39.322 --> 01:46:41.862 She makes the front of the porch fall down on him. 01:46:41.862 --> 01:46:48.182 Yeah, she runs outside, she pulls the porch down and collapses on him. 01:46:48.182 --> 01:46:50.402 She finds Nick and Melissa. 01:46:50.402 --> 01:46:53.982 She also, oh, and the guy's like, you're making Jason up. 01:46:53.982 --> 01:46:54.762 He's not real. 01:46:54.762 --> 01:46:56.982 Like in part eight of this period. 01:46:56.982 --> 01:46:58.442 You're this far in a movie. 01:46:58.482 --> 01:47:00.562 Jason is there and she's like, it's you doing it. 01:47:00.562 --> 01:47:02.582 There's about ten dead bodies. 01:47:02.582 --> 01:47:03.842 There's about ten dead bodies in there. 01:47:03.842 --> 01:47:07.002 But Jason is alive and Jason's at the door. 01:47:07.002 --> 01:47:15.942 We get another reference to Carrie, where Jason's hand smashes out through the broken porch debris, just like Carrie at the end of Carrie. 01:47:15.942 --> 01:47:18.302 So there's another little reference there. 01:47:18.302 --> 01:47:22.482 And Melissa starts acting like a real bitch at this point. 01:47:22.482 --> 01:47:26.762 Jason grabs an axe and chops her in the face, although we don't really see it. 01:47:27.842 --> 01:47:34.702 Throws her behind the TV in the living room, so leaving Nick and Tina trapped, they run upstairs. 01:47:34.702 --> 01:47:38.302 Jason starts coming up the stairs, so she collapses the stairs. 01:47:38.302 --> 01:47:40.622 He falls through into the basement. 01:47:41.742 --> 01:47:44.542 Then they've got a bit of a, probably the only tension in the movie, really. 01:47:44.542 --> 01:47:50.302 They have to step over the hole in the stairs to try and get out of the house. 01:47:50.302 --> 01:47:57.482 But he then smashes through the wall, just like the, what's the orange, what's the juice called? 01:47:57.482 --> 01:48:00.742 The American, you know, oh yeah! 01:48:00.862 --> 01:48:02.702 He smashes through the wall. 01:48:02.702 --> 01:48:05.462 I don't know, Macho Man, Randy Savage? 01:48:05.462 --> 01:48:06.222 No, no. 01:48:06.222 --> 01:48:07.182 Oh yeah. 01:48:07.182 --> 01:48:08.882 I don't know what you're saying. 01:48:08.882 --> 01:48:20.782 Anyway, he smashes through the wall and she uses her powers to tighten his mask around his head until the point where the straps burst and we get to see Jason's face. 01:48:21.142 --> 01:48:23.582 Yeah, a lot in this actually. 01:48:23.582 --> 01:48:24.082 Yeah. 01:48:24.502 --> 01:48:27.222 This is the most you see Jason's face out of any of the movies. 01:48:27.222 --> 01:48:29.022 Yeah. 01:48:29.022 --> 01:48:34.722 And yeah, he's sort of grown up looking like a bright old zombie. 01:48:34.722 --> 01:48:42.282 She hangs him using the lampshade wire from the lamp, and the ceiling drops him into the hole. 01:48:42.282 --> 01:48:50.122 He pulls her in and she starts using again, she starts shooting nails at him using her psychic abilities. 01:48:50.502 --> 01:48:51.422 Then she gets... 01:48:51.422 --> 01:48:53.442 And all of this is fairly good as well. 01:48:53.862 --> 01:48:54.682 It's not too bad. 01:48:54.722 --> 01:48:57.922 Like this is bit what I guess they're shooting a load here. 01:48:57.922 --> 01:49:04.702 But earlier on, limit some of those kills and people, make it a bit more story, you know. 01:49:04.702 --> 01:49:07.202 And what's good is he hasn't got his mask on for this whole last segment. 01:49:07.622 --> 01:49:11.342 So it almost doesn't feel like Friday the 13th because of the mask makes it Friday the 13th. 01:49:11.342 --> 01:49:15.182 This just feels like it could be a monster movie, some big killer, you know. 01:49:15.182 --> 01:49:19.682 There's a fun moment where he pulls a nail out of his face and gets really angry that she's shot nails at him. 01:49:19.782 --> 01:49:27.802 Then she soaks him in gasoline using her mind and sets it on fire. 01:49:27.802 --> 01:49:33.802 And this is the Guinness World Record for the longest body burn at this point. 01:49:33.802 --> 01:49:37.382 Kane Harder burned for 40 seconds. 01:49:37.422 --> 01:49:39.082 OK. 01:49:39.082 --> 01:49:45.202 They've probably done longer ones now, but Kane Harder burned for 40 seconds, which is a very long time. 01:49:45.202 --> 01:49:50.322 Because he's famously, I can't remember what film, accidentally. 01:49:50.322 --> 01:49:50.962 He's all burnt. 01:49:50.962 --> 01:49:52.962 That's why he wears gloves at conventions. 01:49:52.962 --> 01:49:56.022 He doesn't like to scare people, whatever, and he's all burnt. 01:49:56.022 --> 01:49:59.882 When it happened, they were out, I don't know where they were, they were out somewhere. 01:49:59.882 --> 01:50:07.562 And I've listened to him talk about it, where he had to literally just knock on someone's house and say, can I please use your shower for cold water? 01:50:07.562 --> 01:50:12.082 Because the woman was just shocked at seeing this person. 01:50:12.102 --> 01:50:13.382 He's like, I'm a film, it's just happened. 01:50:14.822 --> 01:50:20.762 He needs to have a shower, and he went and used this woman's shower, making a complete mess with flesh and shit everywhere. 01:50:20.762 --> 01:50:21.822 You know? 01:50:21.822 --> 01:50:23.002 Yeah, gnarly. 01:50:23.002 --> 01:50:26.562 So he's a trooper, his cane. 01:50:26.562 --> 01:50:29.782 But he's all scarred up one side. 01:50:29.782 --> 01:50:32.002 I've got his book, I just haven't got a reign to reading it. 01:50:32.362 --> 01:50:34.302 I just listened to my podcast. 01:50:34.302 --> 01:50:38.962 You should read it, check it out. 01:50:38.962 --> 01:50:40.202 Yeah, I definitely want to. 01:50:40.202 --> 01:50:41.262 I just haven't got a reign to it. 01:50:42.722 --> 01:50:45.242 Nick and Tina are outside the cabin, which is now on fire. 01:50:45.242 --> 01:50:48.082 Everything collapses down to nothing. 01:50:48.082 --> 01:50:50.242 And she says to him, everything's gone. 01:50:50.242 --> 01:50:51.482 Everything's gone. 01:50:51.482 --> 01:50:52.562 She cries a bit. 01:50:52.562 --> 01:50:54.802 He hugs her. 01:50:54.802 --> 01:50:56.382 Suddenly, Jason appears out of nowhere. 01:50:56.382 --> 01:50:58.902 I've got things that we've got out of there. 01:50:58.902 --> 01:51:00.922 Nick shoots him, doesn't stop him. 01:51:00.922 --> 01:51:06.122 Jason shoves Nick into the lake. 01:51:06.122 --> 01:51:15.382 Then Tina, this is a great sentence, I'm about to say, Tina reanimates her zombie dad, who comes out of the water like the Incredible Hulk. 01:51:15.382 --> 01:51:16.662 Oh, right. 01:51:16.662 --> 01:51:19.022 Oh, I was confused. 01:51:19.022 --> 01:51:24.422 And she and drowns Jason, pulls him down, wraps the chain around him, pulls him down to the depths of the lake. 01:51:24.422 --> 01:51:26.902 OK, I was confused what was going on. 01:51:28.662 --> 01:51:30.882 So he's back under the lake, ready for the next movie. 01:51:30.882 --> 01:51:32.082 Yeah. 01:51:32.082 --> 01:51:33.662 And in the morning. 01:51:35.162 --> 01:51:40.482 I love discussing this with you now in the morning, the fire brigade are there putting out all the fires. 01:51:40.482 --> 01:51:44.042 Paramedics like Tina, don't worry, your boyfriend Nick's all right. 01:51:44.042 --> 01:51:45.942 They're in the ambulance together. 01:51:45.942 --> 01:51:47.822 And he says to her, we did it. 01:51:47.822 --> 01:51:48.582 We did it. 01:51:48.582 --> 01:51:53.102 Now, what I want to know is the police report for this. 01:51:54.162 --> 01:51:55.342 Everyone is dead. 01:51:55.342 --> 01:51:59.602 The doctor, Tina's mom, about 10 teenagers from the cabin. 01:51:59.622 --> 01:52:01.102 I don't know how to explain it. 01:52:01.102 --> 01:52:03.382 One cabin's burnt down. 01:52:04.122 --> 01:52:05.282 The porch has collapsed. 01:52:05.542 --> 01:52:07.202 The pier has collapsed. 01:52:07.202 --> 01:52:08.922 What's going on? 01:52:08.922 --> 01:52:10.102 How do you explain it? 01:52:10.102 --> 01:52:11.782 Who's writing the report? 01:52:13.522 --> 01:52:14.342 Well, they must know. 01:52:14.342 --> 01:52:14.982 Camp Crystal Lake. 01:52:14.982 --> 01:52:16.562 They'll be like, oh, fucking hell. 01:52:16.562 --> 01:52:17.162 Camp Crystal Lake. 01:52:17.162 --> 01:52:18.442 Not another incident. 01:52:18.582 --> 01:52:23.022 It'd just be like the government, just file it away and we won't see what happened. 01:52:23.262 --> 01:52:26.982 Mulder and Scully would be like, we'll hide this one in the depths of the X-Files. 01:52:26.982 --> 01:52:27.622 Don't worry about it. 01:52:28.242 --> 01:52:29.742 That's another one. 01:52:31.322 --> 01:52:33.982 Jason versus the X-Files. 01:52:33.982 --> 01:52:35.062 Yeah. 01:52:35.062 --> 01:52:36.002 Mulder would believe. 01:52:36.002 --> 01:52:37.802 Yeah, but you need some muscle in there, though. 01:52:37.802 --> 01:52:39.102 You need something. 01:52:40.502 --> 01:52:42.702 Yeah, but they've got their brains. 01:52:44.982 --> 01:52:47.142 Scully would find a way. 01:52:47.142 --> 01:52:49.282 Scully finds a way. 01:52:49.282 --> 01:52:51.382 She'd be having a shower and Jason would burst in on her. 01:52:51.562 --> 01:52:52.742 Are they making new ones? 01:52:52.742 --> 01:52:54.062 New X-Files? 01:52:54.062 --> 01:52:54.982 I think so, yeah. 01:52:54.982 --> 01:52:59.282 Again, it was like every 10, 15 years, they're like, we need some money. 01:52:59.282 --> 01:53:00.902 If we make some X-Files. 01:53:00.902 --> 01:53:07.302 David Duchovny phones up Gillian Allerton's like, I need to buy a new car. 01:53:07.302 --> 01:53:07.702 Yeah. 01:53:07.702 --> 01:53:09.022 All right, let's do it. 01:53:09.022 --> 01:53:10.002 She's doing all right there, haven't she? 01:53:10.002 --> 01:53:12.042 Don't see him in much these days. 01:53:12.042 --> 01:53:14.182 No, it was like TV shows. 01:53:15.462 --> 01:53:16.842 That's Jason Seven. 01:53:16.842 --> 01:53:17.842 That's Jason Seven. 01:53:17.842 --> 01:53:27.422 On a side note very quickly, real very quickly, I give it a thumbs up by the way, if you're a diehard Friday 13 fan, I'd say check it out. 01:53:29.362 --> 01:53:30.182 You know, it's all right. 01:53:30.182 --> 01:53:32.282 It's nothing amazing. 01:53:32.282 --> 01:53:36.762 Just be prepared for no real gore. 01:53:36.762 --> 01:53:39.502 The implication of, but no real gore or blood. 01:53:39.502 --> 01:53:41.822 It's a bit of a different one, but it's kind of fun. 01:53:41.822 --> 01:53:43.922 You can just leave your brain at the door, you know. 01:53:44.122 --> 01:53:46.302 And it throws in telekinesis. 01:53:46.342 --> 01:53:47.562 Yeah. 01:53:47.562 --> 01:53:52.962 On a side note, very quickly, just because I'm the bee's open in front of me, I didn't realize it just came out yesterday in a cinema. 01:53:52.962 --> 01:53:54.802 I know what you did last summer came out. 01:53:54.802 --> 01:53:55.582 I was like, what? 01:53:55.582 --> 01:53:56.362 That's right. 01:53:56.362 --> 01:53:57.302 Where did this come from? 01:53:57.502 --> 01:53:58.442 What? 01:53:58.442 --> 01:53:59.162 I had no idea. 01:53:59.162 --> 01:54:04.882 We don't need to have a discussion about it, but I had no idea that was even a thing. 01:54:04.882 --> 01:54:09.462 I don't know how it's doing, but you know. 01:54:09.462 --> 01:54:11.042 I'm going to have a go. 01:54:11.042 --> 01:54:14.362 By the way, part seven is the most heavily rated entry in the franchise. 01:54:15.522 --> 01:54:21.922 Basically, the director is still fuming to this day. 01:54:21.922 --> 01:54:24.362 The MPAA made him cut it down. 01:54:24.362 --> 01:54:26.062 I don't know why they did. 01:54:26.062 --> 01:54:28.202 He wanted an X rating for it. 01:54:28.202 --> 01:54:32.202 They wanted an R rating, which is why he had to cut down all the kills. 01:54:32.202 --> 01:54:39.202 Like I said to you, that footage has been destroyed now in a fire, ironically, and will never be seen. 01:54:39.202 --> 01:54:39.882 Never be seen. 01:54:44.682 --> 01:54:45.982 I know what you did last summer, sorry. 01:54:45.982 --> 01:54:53.402 5.7 out of 10, not doing too well, but someone say, love letter to the OG fans, Slasher season is back, baby. 01:54:53.402 --> 01:54:54.942 Yeah, I'll check it out. 01:54:54.942 --> 01:54:58.282 But then some people saying, don't watch this movie, it's a stain on the franchise. 01:54:58.282 --> 01:54:58.622 Okay. 01:55:01.602 --> 01:55:02.782 Well, yeah. 01:55:02.782 --> 01:55:04.262 Thumbs up for me too. 01:55:04.262 --> 01:55:07.142 I think like Gav says, if you're a completist, you will have already seen it. 01:55:08.762 --> 01:55:17.382 But if you haven't seen it before, like I say, just be prepared for quite a bloodless Friday movie, but one that takes it in a slightly original place. 01:55:17.382 --> 01:55:17.682 Yeah. 01:55:17.682 --> 01:55:18.322 And it's all right. 01:55:18.322 --> 01:55:19.122 It's fun. 01:55:19.122 --> 01:55:28.782 There's nothing doing anything incredibly new, but it is trying to do something new, as is part eight, which we will be getting to once. 01:55:28.782 --> 01:55:29.682 Bill. 01:55:29.682 --> 01:55:30.622 Bill has. 01:55:30.622 --> 01:55:31.402 He's just woken up. 01:55:31.402 --> 01:55:34.142 He's got his hockey mask on. 01:55:34.142 --> 01:55:35.082 How are you going to drink your whiskey? 01:55:35.322 --> 01:55:36.522 Ah, you've got a straw. 01:55:36.522 --> 01:55:38.102 He's straws, yeah. 01:55:38.102 --> 01:55:40.062 Have you noticed that he's got like eight straws? 01:55:40.062 --> 01:55:43.702 He looks kind of like a predator with his mandible. 01:55:43.702 --> 01:55:44.462 Turn around. 01:55:44.462 --> 01:55:46.142 No, I'm not going to turn around. 01:55:46.142 --> 01:55:47.522 Oh, you were quoting the predator. 01:55:47.982 --> 01:55:49.462 Oh, you are being a predator. 01:55:49.462 --> 01:55:49.942 I know. 01:55:49.942 --> 01:55:52.022 Oh, God, Gav is all getting a bit much. 01:55:52.022 --> 01:55:55.022 Not sexual predator, Bill, just predator. 01:55:55.022 --> 01:55:55.482 Right. 01:55:55.482 --> 01:55:55.922 Yeah. 01:55:55.922 --> 01:55:57.582 Bill, come on in. 01:55:57.582 --> 01:55:58.982 Give it to us. 01:56:15.779 --> 01:56:19.759 Strange, strange, world, Doctor Strange. 01:56:22.579 --> 01:56:23.419 Thank you, Bill. 01:56:23.419 --> 01:56:24.899 As I wait, you can sit back down now. 01:56:24.899 --> 01:56:25.839 Thank you. 01:56:25.839 --> 01:56:27.619 Thank you. 01:56:27.619 --> 01:56:39.919 So, we are going to be talking about Friday the 13th, the real date, what it means, and some things that have happened on Friday the 13th as well. 01:56:39.919 --> 01:56:44.459 However, before we do that, just a quick update on the strange shenanigans in my house. 01:56:46.199 --> 01:56:50.299 So, I've talked about my daughter telling me that Mr. 01:56:50.299 --> 01:56:59.259 Nobody sometimes follows me down the stairs, and I've talked about the Shadow Man that me and my wife have both seen several times at the bottom of the stairs. 01:56:59.259 --> 01:57:02.599 Now, the other night, I was putting the kids to bed. 01:57:02.599 --> 01:57:04.879 It was my turn for bedtime. 01:57:04.879 --> 01:57:08.539 And although they're twins, believe it or not, they are very different people. 01:57:09.759 --> 01:57:11.379 My son falls asleep very early. 01:57:11.379 --> 01:57:15.139 My daughter stays up for like another hour, hour and a half. 01:57:15.139 --> 01:57:19.019 So you have to kind of read her stories for a bit longer and da, da, da. 01:57:19.019 --> 01:57:27.339 Jack had fallen asleep, and I was facing Edith, and I was reading her story, and I said to her, look, come on, it's getting really late now. 01:57:27.439 --> 01:57:30.019 Let's just lie down and just relax. 01:57:30.019 --> 01:57:35.459 And while I was talking to her, I heard another child in the room. 01:57:35.459 --> 01:57:36.779 Couldn't make out what it was they were saying. 01:57:36.819 --> 01:57:39.159 It was a normal voice. 01:57:39.159 --> 01:57:40.539 But I thought, it's weird. 01:57:40.539 --> 01:57:44.139 And Edith got very scared very quickly. 01:57:44.139 --> 01:57:44.759 I assumed... 01:57:44.759 --> 01:57:46.299 Edith could hear it as well? 01:57:46.299 --> 01:57:46.779 Yeah, yeah. 01:57:46.779 --> 01:57:52.259 You both could just hear a sound in the room, and it wasn't like a sound like a window is outside. 01:57:52.499 --> 01:57:54.159 It was a child. 01:57:54.159 --> 01:57:56.379 It was a child's voice saying something. 01:57:56.379 --> 01:57:56.739 Okay. 01:57:56.739 --> 01:57:59.019 So I assumed Jack had woken up. 01:57:59.019 --> 01:57:59.279 Right. 01:57:59.279 --> 01:58:00.339 I turned around. 01:58:00.339 --> 01:58:02.319 No, he still passed out. 01:58:02.319 --> 01:58:05.699 So I was really confused because I thought, did he speak in his sleep? 01:58:05.699 --> 01:58:05.879 Yeah. 01:58:06.459 --> 01:58:06.719 I don't know. 01:58:06.859 --> 01:58:09.859 So I turned around to Edith, and she was almost under the covers. 01:58:09.859 --> 01:58:11.519 And I said, what's wrong? 01:58:11.519 --> 01:58:14.559 She went, it's scary. 01:58:14.559 --> 01:58:18.039 And I said, was that Jack that spoke? 01:58:18.039 --> 01:58:20.279 And she said, she didn't say anything. 01:58:20.279 --> 01:58:22.879 And I said, maybe it was just Jack. 01:58:22.879 --> 01:58:26.099 And she went, it was the far away children. 01:58:28.259 --> 01:58:29.939 And my blood ran cold. 01:58:29.939 --> 01:58:33.279 And I said, what do you mean, the far away children? 01:58:33.279 --> 01:58:35.599 And she said, it was the far away children. 01:58:35.719 --> 01:58:37.399 I don't want to talk about it now. 01:58:37.399 --> 01:58:38.619 Oh my God. 01:58:38.619 --> 01:58:39.279 She's only four. 01:58:39.279 --> 01:58:44.479 And I was like, no, no, no, I want to talk about this, who are the far away children? 01:58:44.479 --> 01:58:45.479 And she didn't want to talk about it. 01:58:45.479 --> 01:58:46.579 She was too scared. 01:58:46.579 --> 01:58:48.199 And she said, let's just say it was Jack. 01:58:48.199 --> 01:58:49.519 Let's just say it was Jack. 01:58:49.519 --> 01:58:50.999 She's only four. 01:58:50.999 --> 01:58:51.899 So I said, all right, that's fine. 01:58:51.899 --> 01:58:54.439 So in the morning, I grilled her about it a bit more. 01:58:54.439 --> 01:58:56.199 And I said, you know, what is it? 01:58:56.199 --> 01:58:56.639 What is it? 01:58:56.639 --> 01:58:59.479 She went, it's just the far away children. 01:58:59.479 --> 01:59:02.919 Sometimes they're cross and sometimes they like to play tricks. 01:59:02.919 --> 01:59:03.879 And I said, but what was it? 01:59:04.139 --> 01:59:09.379 I'm just going to write all these down with different scenes for a movie we're going to make, by the way. 01:59:09.379 --> 01:59:11.099 I couldn't get my head around it. 01:59:11.099 --> 01:59:13.499 And she doesn't really want to talk about it too much. 01:59:14.059 --> 01:59:16.639 She just now says, let's just say it was Jack. 01:59:16.639 --> 01:59:18.179 Let's just say it was Jack. 01:59:18.179 --> 01:59:20.539 And then I asked her a few days later, what do they look like? 01:59:20.539 --> 01:59:24.039 She says, sometimes they look like Jack, sometimes they look like me. 01:59:25.179 --> 01:59:32.799 And then when we were in the caravan on holiday, we heard some kids outside playing late at night. 01:59:33.459 --> 01:59:38.379 And she looked at me and she went, that's not the far away children, but they are children that are far away, daddy. 01:59:38.379 --> 01:59:39.039 And I was like, yeah. 01:59:39.039 --> 01:59:40.939 And I said, tell me more about these far away children. 01:59:40.939 --> 01:59:42.939 And she went, oh, they're silly. 01:59:42.939 --> 01:59:44.459 I don't want to talk about them. 01:59:44.459 --> 01:59:54.099 And obviously her and Jack have had a conversation that I've not been privy to, because the other morning, Jack came downstairs on his own. 01:59:54.099 --> 02:00:00.619 Normally I have to like accompany them down the stairs or whatever, but I left the gate and their bedroom door unlocked. 02:00:00.619 --> 02:00:03.499 And he came down on his own in the morning and I was already down here with the coffee. 02:00:03.499 --> 02:00:05.119 And I went, ah, you've come down on your own. 02:00:05.119 --> 02:00:06.499 Who helped you down the stairs then? 02:00:06.499 --> 02:00:09.199 And he went, the far away children, daddy. 02:00:09.199 --> 02:00:13.219 They lifted me up and carried me down the stairs, which isn't true. 02:00:13.219 --> 02:00:14.199 No. 02:00:14.199 --> 02:00:18.219 Because I heard him walking down the stairs, but it was a bit strange to begin with. 02:00:18.219 --> 02:00:23.259 But then I thought, well, no, him and Edith have obviously started having this conversation about this, this thing they made up. 02:00:23.259 --> 02:00:26.699 But either way, it's pretty weird and chilling. 02:00:26.779 --> 02:00:27.159 It is. 02:00:27.939 --> 02:00:34.319 If I was you, though, I'd have cameras set up and shit like that because I'd just be wanting to capture that shit. 02:00:34.339 --> 02:00:35.739 I'm well up for it, you know. 02:00:35.739 --> 02:00:41.579 I want to come to yours and spend the evening with Sarah in your living room, sleep over and join. 02:00:41.579 --> 02:00:44.859 Well, we've now got the hat man slash the shadow man at the bottom of the stairs. 02:00:44.859 --> 02:00:45.719 We've got Mr. 02:00:45.719 --> 02:00:49.279 Nobody on the stairs and we've got the far away children. 02:00:49.319 --> 02:00:50.279 Who the fuck are the far away children? 02:00:50.279 --> 02:00:50.379 Mr. 02:00:50.379 --> 02:00:54.479 Nobody and the Far Away Children sounds like a psych rock band. 02:00:54.479 --> 02:00:58.519 It sounds like a kid's book from the 80s, you know. 02:00:58.519 --> 02:00:59.539 I like it. 02:00:59.539 --> 02:01:02.319 I know you don't and you have to live with it, but I'll be well into it. 02:01:02.319 --> 02:01:02.999 I've been dying. 02:01:02.999 --> 02:01:03.539 That's it. 02:01:03.539 --> 02:01:04.459 That's annoying me. 02:01:04.459 --> 02:01:15.159 Apparently, I did live in the Haunted House for a year and I don't even know because I didn't see anything except someone saw an old man looking at them while on the toilet through a window. 02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:16.619 And I didn't know about this. 02:01:16.619 --> 02:01:18.499 They didn't tell me until I moved out. 02:01:18.579 --> 02:01:20.319 I was like, what? 02:01:21.759 --> 02:01:23.399 Sounds like a scene from The Greasy Strangler. 02:01:23.639 --> 02:01:25.899 It does, doesn't it? 02:01:25.899 --> 02:01:27.779 Well, spooky shenanigans. 02:01:27.779 --> 02:01:29.399 I'll keep you posted if there's any more. 02:01:29.399 --> 02:01:31.319 Yeah, all right. 02:01:31.319 --> 02:01:34.719 So Friday the 13th, let's talk about it. 02:01:34.719 --> 02:01:35.959 We all know the movies. 02:01:35.959 --> 02:01:39.099 We all know the date in the calendar. 02:01:39.099 --> 02:01:43.839 Did you know that there's at least one Friday the 13th every year? 02:01:43.899 --> 02:01:45.399 Yeah, I would have thought so. 02:01:45.399 --> 02:01:47.659 Do you know the maximum you can have in one year? 02:01:47.659 --> 02:01:49.319 Four. 02:01:49.319 --> 02:01:50.159 Three. 02:01:50.159 --> 02:01:51.059 Yeah, I knew that. 02:01:51.059 --> 02:01:52.659 Three is the most you can have in one year. 02:01:52.659 --> 02:01:55.399 I was just saying four instead of three. 02:01:55.399 --> 02:01:56.879 There you go. 02:01:56.879 --> 02:01:58.259 I didn't know that. 02:01:58.259 --> 02:02:00.119 So a little bit about the background on it. 02:02:00.119 --> 02:02:02.119 It comes from various cultures. 02:02:02.119 --> 02:02:04.079 I love how they creep up, though, and I never know. 02:02:04.079 --> 02:02:06.379 And I'm like, oh, it's Friday the 13th tomorrow. 02:02:06.379 --> 02:02:07.379 And I try to watch a movie. 02:02:07.379 --> 02:02:10.679 And I'm really happy to say the last Friday the 13th, if I did Jason vs. 02:02:10.879 --> 02:02:16.279 Freddie, because I introduced it to the family, the kids, even Elijah watched it. 02:02:16.279 --> 02:02:19.379 I can't remember what I watched on Friday the 13th, the last one, because it was only last month. 02:02:19.379 --> 02:02:23.119 I think it was, yeah, I watched. 02:02:24.619 --> 02:02:27.259 Oh, I watched Jason X. 02:02:29.079 --> 02:02:32.559 Yeah, I haven't seen it for a while, so I thought I'd watch Jason X. 02:02:33.799 --> 02:02:39.619 So Friday the 13th, obviously 13 is considered an unlucky number in many cultures as well. 02:02:39.639 --> 02:02:40.559 It is indeed. 02:02:40.979 --> 02:02:42.079 I am the number 13. 02:02:42.379 --> 02:02:44.939 I've never even found it too unlucky for myself. 02:02:44.939 --> 02:02:55.799 So most of Western civilization considers this to be a bad superstition, which is unusual to have such a... 02:02:55.799 --> 02:02:58.979 You do have the odd hotel, not all of them. 02:02:59.599 --> 02:03:01.039 That's a folk lore. 02:03:01.039 --> 02:03:04.279 The odd hotel that don't have a 13th floor. 02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:07.479 Because the architects when building it were like, no, it's unlucky, so don't build it. 02:03:07.479 --> 02:03:10.199 There's not many of them, but that is actually a thing. 02:03:10.199 --> 02:03:13.299 A lot of hotels don't have a 13th room. 02:03:13.299 --> 02:03:14.459 It goes 12, 14. 02:03:14.459 --> 02:03:15.099 Oh, OK. 02:03:15.839 --> 02:03:17.499 That's the thing as well. 02:03:21.099 --> 02:03:24.839 So, yeah, so it comes from many, many sort of cultures, really. 02:03:26.539 --> 02:03:30.019 One of them is Norse mythology. 02:03:30.019 --> 02:03:41.939 So in Norse mythology, the number 13 is a Norse myth about there's 12 gods having a dinner party in Valhalla, which is the Norse heaven. 02:03:41.939 --> 02:03:50.899 And Loki, who wasn't invited, arrives as the 13th guest and sort of ruins the whole party, really. 02:03:50.979 --> 02:03:52.339 Oh, it's Loki. 02:03:52.399 --> 02:03:53.679 Fucking Loki. 02:03:53.679 --> 02:03:54.519 Don't say anything. 02:03:54.519 --> 02:03:55.639 Does that mean he's 13? 02:03:55.639 --> 02:03:56.579 Yeah. 02:03:56.579 --> 02:03:58.119 Oh, we're supposed to be 12. 02:03:58.119 --> 02:03:58.939 Supposed to be even. 02:03:58.939 --> 02:04:00.219 Now we're odd, I know. 02:04:00.219 --> 02:04:02.719 Just get him drunk and send him on his way. 02:04:02.719 --> 02:04:04.579 Give him some special brew. 02:04:04.579 --> 02:04:08.739 But apparently he turned up to this party and one of the gods died. 02:04:08.739 --> 02:04:10.859 And then it triggered a whole like... 02:04:10.859 --> 02:04:13.099 At least it took it back to 12. 02:04:13.099 --> 02:04:14.799 That's very true, actually. 02:04:14.799 --> 02:04:18.779 That's why for many, many years, it's been considered an anarchy number. 02:04:18.779 --> 02:04:20.319 Was it because of dance partners? 02:04:21.039 --> 02:04:23.899 Is he fucking up the ratio? 02:04:23.899 --> 02:04:24.579 Maybe. 02:04:24.579 --> 02:04:26.539 That must have been it. 02:04:26.539 --> 02:04:30.279 You're going to have to solo dance on the dance floor by yourself for... 02:04:30.279 --> 02:04:34.399 Well, if it was Tom Hiddleston, he's a pretty good dancer in real life, so... 02:04:34.399 --> 02:04:37.279 Yeah, I've seen him dancing, yeah. 02:04:38.019 --> 02:04:55.959 In Christianity, superstition also relates to various things like the story of Jesus' last supper and crucifixion, where there were 13 individuals present in the upper room on the 13th, which was a Thursday, the night before Good Friday. 02:04:55.959 --> 02:04:58.879 So somewhere along the way, that's kind of been intermingled. 02:05:00.919 --> 02:05:12.299 And then the whole Friday the 13th thing can be related back to the Knights Templar, where the Knights Templar were arrested on Friday the 13th, in 1907. 02:05:14.039 --> 02:05:15.999 So that's another wet area that comes along. 02:05:15.999 --> 02:05:18.559 It's a very unlucky day. 02:05:18.559 --> 02:05:20.839 It comes from many, many, many different cultures. 02:05:20.839 --> 02:05:21.919 I'm not going to go into them all. 02:05:22.379 --> 02:05:27.119 Knights Templar, but people were happy that Knights Templar were arrested, we do know. 02:05:27.119 --> 02:05:27.659 No, they weren't. 02:05:27.759 --> 02:05:28.239 They weren't. 02:05:28.239 --> 02:05:31.559 So that's why they said it's unlucky, because they were arrested. 02:05:31.559 --> 02:05:32.059 Yeah. 02:05:32.119 --> 02:05:33.619 Okay. 02:05:33.619 --> 02:05:43.419 There was a novel written in 1907 called Friday the 13th, which is also about really bad stuff happening in America. 02:05:43.419 --> 02:05:47.299 That also has triggered more and more belief in this superstition. 02:05:47.299 --> 02:05:51.159 There's also roots in Hispanic and Greek culture. 02:05:51.159 --> 02:05:54.679 And then other cultures have got like Italy. 02:05:55.099 --> 02:06:00.719 If in Friday, if Friday falls on the 17th in Italy, then that's bad luck. 02:06:01.059 --> 02:06:06.599 So if you're Italian and it's Friday the 17th, you're like, mamma mia. 02:06:06.599 --> 02:06:10.439 Have they got the, mamma mia, it's the 17th. 02:06:10.439 --> 02:06:18.619 Have they got their own version of Friday the 13th movies with Jason or Mario and it's Friday the 17th? 02:06:18.719 --> 02:06:19.259 Yeah, probably. 02:06:19.259 --> 02:06:24.199 Friday the 17th, part eight, Mario takes Spain. 02:06:24.199 --> 02:06:27.559 I'd love that to be a thing, but unfortunately not, no. 02:06:27.599 --> 02:06:29.299 All right. 02:06:29.299 --> 02:06:43.479 Um, there are, over the years, there have been more and more and more accidents and tragedies happening because people now are so superstitious of it that they do stupid things like they drive fast to get home. 02:06:43.479 --> 02:06:48.179 Oh, you're saying because of that, they do, oh right, I thought you're saying there's been more deaths. 02:06:48.179 --> 02:06:54.399 No, you're just saying it because on Friday the 13th, Friday the Saturday, Thursday the 12th, probably had the same amount of deaths, you're just not counting them. 02:06:54.399 --> 02:07:00.179 But you're saying because of that, there's a catalyst for more deaths, I get you. 02:07:00.179 --> 02:07:02.939 People act a bit crazier on Friday the 13th. 02:07:03.819 --> 02:07:06.699 I was once beaten up and mugged on Friday the 13th. 02:07:07.919 --> 02:07:12.599 I was walking back from the pub and other lads decided to beat me up. 02:07:12.599 --> 02:07:14.799 And they mugged you for some money? 02:07:17.119 --> 02:07:21.259 Yeah, they just took my wallet, but they got more pleasure in the beating. 02:07:21.259 --> 02:07:22.519 So what Friday the 13th for them? 02:07:22.519 --> 02:07:23.319 They were happy. 02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:24.499 It's a good day for them, wasn't it? 02:07:24.499 --> 02:07:25.139 It's a good day for them. 02:07:25.719 --> 02:07:27.319 Now, linking in to that... 02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:28.599 Sorry about that. 02:07:28.599 --> 02:07:29.519 That's all right. 02:07:29.519 --> 02:07:45.819 Linking in to that whole things happening, bad things happening on Friday the 13th, that's because an estimated 17 to 21 million people in the United States alone have power... 02:07:45.819 --> 02:07:47.809 Let me get this right... 02:07:47.809 --> 02:07:47.809 . 02:07:47.809 --> 02:07:55.219 power scavideca triaphobia, which is the fear of Friday the 13th. 02:07:56.639 --> 02:07:57.279 So... 02:07:57.279 --> 02:07:59.279 So they don't watch the movies, for sure. 02:07:59.279 --> 02:08:00.519 They don't watch them. 02:08:00.519 --> 02:08:03.799 And a lot of those people will not work on a Friday the 13th. 02:08:03.799 --> 02:08:04.959 They won't get out of the house. 02:08:04.959 --> 02:08:07.439 They won't do anything, because they're worried that something bad is going to happen. 02:08:07.539 --> 02:08:09.819 They think it's final destination. 02:08:09.819 --> 02:08:10.959 Don't go out. 02:08:11.259 --> 02:08:15.559 What if I can sell a tape their knife drawer up, you know? 02:08:15.559 --> 02:08:27.899 In America, it's estimated that they lose between 800 and 900 million dollars on this day in businesses, because people don't take flights, buses, they don't go shopping. 02:08:27.899 --> 02:08:32.739 So that for some reason, it's crazy, isn't it? 02:08:32.739 --> 02:08:34.919 Isn't that crazy? 02:08:34.919 --> 02:08:41.799 Yeah, and that's why there's more accidents on that day, because people go out of their way to avoid doing stuff, and then they actually... 02:08:41.799 --> 02:08:55.699 And as you may or may not know, a lot of tattooists in the UK anyway, maybe in other countries, on Friday the 13th, you can go in and have a tattoo of the number 13 for really cheap. 02:08:55.699 --> 02:09:02.299 Usually, they'll do a deal where it's like 13 pounds for like a small tattoo of the number 13 on you. 02:09:02.339 --> 02:09:03.859 I'll go get one. 02:09:03.859 --> 02:09:07.079 Yeah, just gonna get one done. 02:09:07.079 --> 02:09:08.579 I didn't know that. 02:09:11.399 --> 02:09:13.359 Yeah, funny. 02:09:13.519 --> 02:09:17.879 I'm not gonna say that word again, but that is the phobia of the number 13. 02:09:17.879 --> 02:09:20.539 It's a very long word. 02:09:20.539 --> 02:09:21.199 Is that crazy? 02:09:21.199 --> 02:09:32.619 Now, linking in to all of that, Bill's brought with him a list of terrible things in history that have happened on a Friday the 13th. 02:09:33.779 --> 02:09:35.199 Would you like to hear some of them? 02:09:35.199 --> 02:09:37.159 Yeah. 02:09:37.159 --> 02:09:39.299 Let's go for it. 02:09:39.299 --> 02:09:48.659 Number one on the list, Buckingham Palace was bombed during World War II on a Friday the 13th. 02:09:48.879 --> 02:09:49.979 Oh, all right. 02:09:49.979 --> 02:09:51.439 I had to drive past. 02:09:51.439 --> 02:09:59.999 Last Saturday, I was driving into London early in the morning, and I actually, the road was diverted, and I was like, for fuck's sake, where am I going? 02:09:59.999 --> 02:10:01.479 And I had to drive along. 02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:12.699 It's always weird when you're driving literally along Buckingham Palace on a big, red, wide, massive road, and you're the only car driving along, you're like, I feel naughty. 02:10:12.699 --> 02:10:15.699 Um, yeah, it's a big old place. 02:10:15.699 --> 02:10:16.679 Did it do much damage? 02:10:17.379 --> 02:10:19.319 Um, it bombed it to bits, mate. 02:10:20.439 --> 02:10:21.859 Half of it was bombed. 02:10:21.859 --> 02:10:24.199 Fuck, because there's a big old... 02:10:24.219 --> 02:10:27.819 I was driving around, look again, there's a big old fucker. 02:10:27.819 --> 02:10:32.919 The King and Queen were in there at the time of the attack, but they were unscathed. 02:10:32.919 --> 02:10:37.539 Um, and there's a chapel, they've got their own chapel, and that was completely destroyed. 02:10:37.539 --> 02:10:43.339 So the chapel that now sits within the grounds is a brand new one that they had to build after World War II because it was completely destroyed. 02:10:44.679 --> 02:10:49.399 But yeah, Friday the 13th, 1940, they bombed that palace and the chapel. 02:10:49.399 --> 02:10:51.259 Right. 02:10:51.259 --> 02:10:52.719 So there we go. 02:10:52.719 --> 02:11:01.579 The Queen said, put on a brave face, and she said, in some ways, I'm glad it was bombed because now I can look at the East End. 02:11:01.579 --> 02:11:04.099 I've got a clear view of the East End of London. 02:11:04.099 --> 02:11:06.499 So, you know, putting on a brave face, bless her. 02:11:06.499 --> 02:11:09.719 And she turns on the telly, she's got East Enders. 02:11:09.719 --> 02:11:11.499 She can't anymore, she's dead. 02:11:13.359 --> 02:11:21.839 Friday the 13th, 2020, was the official first day of the COVID-19 pandemic. 02:11:21.959 --> 02:11:22.939 Did you know this? 02:11:22.939 --> 02:11:26.079 No, what, the lockdown or the actual? 02:11:26.079 --> 02:11:28.539 The first official day that the pandemic was announced. 02:11:28.539 --> 02:11:29.239 Oh, okay. 02:11:29.599 --> 02:11:31.919 In the first couple of countries. 02:11:31.919 --> 02:11:33.859 Yeah, such a weird time. 02:11:34.799 --> 02:11:40.359 Trump, Trump, in America, Trump declared the national emergency on that day as well. 02:11:41.599 --> 02:11:43.559 That is weird, isn't it? 02:11:44.639 --> 02:11:47.319 The whole thing was weird, really. 02:11:47.319 --> 02:11:49.499 Yeah. 02:11:49.499 --> 02:12:00.259 Well, we've talked about Puff Daddy a lot on this episode, but Tupac Shakur was gunned down and killed on a Friday, the 13th in September 1996. 02:12:02.419 --> 02:12:07.619 As we know, in Vegas, he went to watch Mike Tyson, his buddy, boxing. 02:12:07.619 --> 02:12:10.719 He's a really good bloke, Tupac. 02:12:10.719 --> 02:12:11.959 I think he got that from his mum. 02:12:11.959 --> 02:12:13.759 Very strong lad. 02:12:13.759 --> 02:12:25.079 I heard a thing about him recently where he went to a, he basically was arrested and was going to go down for the, pulling out a gun and shooting at some cops. 02:12:25.079 --> 02:12:25.439 But he- 02:12:25.439 --> 02:12:27.559 Because they were shooting at another kid. 02:12:27.559 --> 02:12:33.419 They were undercover and they were just literally giving some other kids shit and just, and he's just like, no, you're not doing that. 02:12:33.419 --> 02:12:37.339 And he's stuck up for this kid by putting in a shooting and they end up doing that. 02:12:37.339 --> 02:12:42.799 I watched the court video when the cops, and they were found guilty of what they're doing. 02:12:42.799 --> 02:12:49.159 They were drunk and they were just being a dick, and Tupac got off and Tupac was doing a very civil thing. 02:12:49.159 --> 02:12:55.839 But when they're in the court, the cops walk into it and Tupac stares at them. 02:12:55.839 --> 02:12:58.419 And in case you look over to him, they're like, oh shit, look away. 02:12:58.419 --> 02:13:06.579 And he just, and the look he gives is like, oh man, that's a strong, passionate person right there. 02:13:06.579 --> 02:13:06.899 You know? 02:13:06.899 --> 02:13:17.979 The funny thing about Tupac is if you look at footage and interviews of him before he was in the film Juice, he was a very camp, very different person. 02:13:17.979 --> 02:13:32.259 And then when he made the film Juice, that character he played, he, a lot of people say he got so into that character that he remained that character because he became a thug, what he called his thug life persona. 02:13:32.259 --> 02:13:34.959 After that movie, he never changed. 02:13:34.959 --> 02:13:43.079 And then he became like this guy covered in tattoos, shooting up cops and going to prison multiple times and whatever else, you know, hanging out with Mike Tyson. 02:13:44.919 --> 02:13:50.419 But yeah, he was killed on Friday the 13th, unlucky for him. 02:13:50.419 --> 02:13:51.919 Definitely. 02:13:51.919 --> 02:13:54.499 If you believe he's dead. 02:13:54.499 --> 02:13:56.479 But that's a whole other World Of The Strange. 02:13:56.479 --> 02:13:58.679 He's in my cupboard back there. 02:13:58.679 --> 02:13:59.119 Jesus Christ. 02:13:59.119 --> 02:14:01.739 I've got him in there with Prince and a few others, Michael Jackson. 02:14:01.739 --> 02:14:04.539 Like the cat, when you open it and the cat jumps out. 02:14:04.539 --> 02:14:08.319 I've got loads of artists you think dead, Elvis is like rocking out in there as well. 02:14:08.319 --> 02:14:11.659 So if I'm in your house, instead of opening the cupboard and a cat jumps out, it scares me. 02:14:11.659 --> 02:14:15.299 I open the cupboard and it goes California love. 02:14:15.299 --> 02:14:20.339 And then Prince jumps out and says party 1999, and Elvis jumps out and says, yeah, I was right. 02:14:20.339 --> 02:14:21.959 It's weird. 02:14:22.079 --> 02:14:23.239 You've got a big cupboard. 02:14:23.519 --> 02:14:30.479 It's like when Ace Ventura comes home and he goes, and all his animals swarm him. 02:14:30.479 --> 02:14:33.079 I have that, but I have loads of celebrities you think are dead. 02:14:33.079 --> 02:14:34.679 You've got David Bowie under your bed, Bruce Lee. 02:14:34.679 --> 02:14:37.899 I've got everybody just all comes out and hangs on me. 02:14:37.899 --> 02:14:38.299 It's weird. 02:14:38.599 --> 02:14:41.019 It's saying sexual. 02:14:41.019 --> 02:14:43.219 No. 02:14:43.219 --> 02:14:44.859 No. 02:14:44.859 --> 02:14:49.359 It's musical, but a racket because everybody's doing all their music at once. 02:14:49.359 --> 02:14:51.319 Imagine a collab between all of those guys. 02:14:51.319 --> 02:14:54.959 Well, we've recorded loads of albums, but it's like Prince's Basement. 02:14:54.959 --> 02:14:56.099 You're not allowed to hear them. 02:14:56.099 --> 02:14:57.739 They're in there and they'll be deleted. 02:14:57.739 --> 02:14:58.919 But we've recorded- 02:14:58.919 --> 02:15:01.639 Two-part rapping, Michael Jackson in there singing with Bowie. 02:15:01.639 --> 02:15:03.719 Elvis, the whole lot. 02:15:03.799 --> 02:15:05.979 Oh, God, this goes to AI again. 02:15:05.979 --> 02:15:11.539 You'll be able to make super groups with all these artists doing stuff, won't you? 02:15:13.059 --> 02:15:14.399 Anyway, carry on. 02:15:14.399 --> 02:15:17.019 Well, I've already done that, by the way. 02:15:17.019 --> 02:15:18.759 I looked up somebody's- 02:15:18.759 --> 02:15:21.159 Because you know you can AI someone's voice. 02:15:21.159 --> 02:15:30.499 Someone has taken Freddie Mercury's voice, as many as many other artists, but Freddie Mercury's voice and done like Valerie by Amy Winehouse and lots of other songs. 02:15:30.499 --> 02:15:31.519 And it sounds incredible. 02:15:31.519 --> 02:15:35.179 And it's like, wow, I wish, I wish he was still alive to cover some of those. 02:15:35.179 --> 02:15:36.879 It's the same as like I said, the movies. 02:15:36.879 --> 02:15:40.699 It's just really interesting seeing different artists doing different things. 02:15:40.699 --> 02:15:47.659 It's just like, you know, it's not the real thing, but you go, oh, that's how that would have sounded, kind of, you know. 02:15:47.659 --> 02:16:04.939 Well, circling back to England in 2010, on Friday the 13th, of course, a British boy who was 13 was struck by lightning on Friday the 13th at precisely 13:13 p.m. 02:16:04.939 --> 02:16:05.739 in the afternoon. 02:16:05.739 --> 02:16:07.699 How do you know that? 02:16:07.699 --> 02:16:09.699 Because that was when the lightning struck him. 02:16:09.699 --> 02:16:10.339 How do you know that? 02:16:10.339 --> 02:16:11.739 Do you see his watch? 02:16:11.739 --> 02:16:13.939 Don't believe that. 02:16:13.939 --> 02:16:20.879 I did see on Instagram the other day, these two fishermen in their waders, not too far in, just doing fishing. 02:16:20.879 --> 02:16:25.239 This one guy gets struck by lightning, and he's standing there going, oh, fucking hell. 02:16:25.239 --> 02:16:30.019 All right, they carry on doing the fishing, and he gets struck by lightning again. 02:16:30.019 --> 02:16:31.679 And he's like, that's it, and goes in. 02:16:31.679 --> 02:16:32.839 And he's in the water as well. 02:16:32.839 --> 02:16:34.519 And he's like, fuck it. 02:16:34.519 --> 02:16:36.359 Once is enough, twice, no way. 02:16:36.359 --> 02:16:37.339 No. 02:16:37.339 --> 02:16:40.839 Well, at least this kid didn't get struck by lightning 13 times, I guess. 02:16:41.119 --> 02:16:41.579 Yeah. 02:16:41.579 --> 02:16:43.699 Apparently, it was 13, 13 p.m. 02:16:43.699 --> 02:16:47.779 That was the date, that was the time recorded of the incident. 02:16:47.779 --> 02:16:51.359 He survived, he had burns on his shoulders, but he survived, obviously. 02:16:53.019 --> 02:16:53.659 So there we go. 02:16:53.659 --> 02:16:54.579 That's another one for you, Gav. 02:16:54.819 --> 02:16:59.559 The time of the incident was recorded, that they're probably like, it's 13, 11. 02:16:59.559 --> 02:17:00.579 Should we just say 13, 14? 02:17:00.579 --> 02:17:02.459 Yeah. 02:17:02.459 --> 02:17:03.599 You know. 02:17:06.279 --> 02:17:10.539 So here's another one for you in Italy in 2012. 02:17:10.539 --> 02:17:13.079 Is it Mario in Friday the 17th? 02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:14.059 It wasn't, unfortunately. 02:17:14.359 --> 02:17:16.139 It was a January the 13th. 02:17:16.139 --> 02:17:18.539 So to them, it wasn't an unlucky day. 02:17:18.619 --> 02:17:20.699 It was a day after the birthday, though. 02:17:20.699 --> 02:17:26.879 It wasn't an unlucky day because the largest passenger ship ever crashed. 02:17:28.299 --> 02:17:32.699 It had the double the number of people on board than the Titanic. 02:17:32.699 --> 02:17:34.639 Only 32 people died, thankfully. 02:17:34.639 --> 02:17:36.119 Not 13. 02:17:36.119 --> 02:17:36.599 Not 13. 02:17:36.599 --> 02:17:38.619 That would have been weird. 02:17:38.619 --> 02:17:44.219 The captain was convicted and imprisoned of manslaughter, reckless control of a giant ship. 02:17:46.219 --> 02:17:47.079 There's a photo of it. 02:17:47.079 --> 02:17:49.299 It crashed into the side of the docks. 02:17:49.299 --> 02:17:49.959 It does happen. 02:17:49.959 --> 02:17:51.759 Was he pissed up? 02:17:51.759 --> 02:17:52.459 Probably. 02:17:52.459 --> 02:17:53.779 Probably. 02:17:53.779 --> 02:17:56.039 He was getting ready for Friday the 17th. 02:17:56.039 --> 02:17:57.039 Probably. 02:17:57.039 --> 02:17:58.559 Let's have a few drinks. 02:17:59.999 --> 02:18:08.979 In 1951, Kansas, in the States, had the biggest ever flood hit on a Friday the 13th. 02:18:10.379 --> 02:18:12.999 Two million acres of land were damaged by the flood. 02:18:14.899 --> 02:18:17.219 So there's another terrible date there for you. 02:18:17.219 --> 02:18:20.879 The storm affected oil tanks, which caught fire and exploded. 02:18:20.939 --> 02:18:22.059 That's not good. 02:18:22.059 --> 02:18:25.499 There were passengers stuck on trains for four days. 02:18:25.499 --> 02:18:26.099 Fuck. 02:18:26.239 --> 02:18:28.459 Christ. 02:18:28.459 --> 02:18:34.639 And the river, sorry, the flooding went up to nine feet, which is pretty big. 02:18:34.679 --> 02:18:37.119 Four days stuck in a train. 02:18:37.119 --> 02:18:42.039 By third day, like, how long are we staying on this train for? 02:18:42.039 --> 02:18:43.299 We're all living together now. 02:18:43.299 --> 02:18:44.079 This is weird. 02:18:44.079 --> 02:18:44.999 None of us have watched. 02:18:44.999 --> 02:18:47.059 It stinks in here. 02:18:47.059 --> 02:18:49.059 Like that film Snowpiercer. 02:18:50.459 --> 02:18:51.719 You seen Snowpiercer? 02:18:51.719 --> 02:18:52.679 Yeah. 02:18:52.679 --> 02:18:54.139 Where they were living on a train. 02:18:54.139 --> 02:18:58.579 The people of Kansas now call this day Black Friday in the history books. 02:18:59.719 --> 02:19:00.539 So there we go. 02:19:00.539 --> 02:19:01.799 Another Friday the 13th. 02:19:01.799 --> 02:19:02.939 Do you reckon it was a pink Tuesday? 02:19:04.199 --> 02:19:05.239 Yeah, of course. 02:19:05.639 --> 02:19:07.699 I've been to the bar on that night. 02:19:11.119 --> 02:19:13.479 The Blue Oyster do pink Tuesdays. 02:19:13.519 --> 02:19:14.779 It's great there. 02:19:16.139 --> 02:19:23.979 There was a stock market crash in 1989 on Friday the 13th. 02:19:25.179 --> 02:19:29.819 It's like a close-dead stock exchange in here. 02:19:29.819 --> 02:19:34.719 Yeah, billions was lost, but it's the stock market, so it all comes back a few weeks later. 02:19:34.719 --> 02:19:36.119 Do you know what I mean? 02:19:38.519 --> 02:19:40.719 You've heard of the film Alive? 02:19:40.719 --> 02:19:40.899 Yeah. 02:19:42.439 --> 02:19:47.179 Where the plane crashed and they had to eat their friends. 02:19:47.179 --> 02:19:51.239 Did you know that that plane crashed on a Friday the 13th in the Andes? 02:19:51.239 --> 02:19:52.679 I probably did. 02:19:53.979 --> 02:19:59.759 Yeah, so the true story of the Eurogravian Flight 571. 02:19:59.759 --> 02:20:01.919 I did watch it a couple of years ago. 02:20:01.919 --> 02:20:04.399 Again, I've checked out again. 02:20:04.399 --> 02:20:07.299 Yeah, they famously ate their colleagues. 02:20:07.299 --> 02:20:08.819 It was a rugby team. 02:20:09.479 --> 02:20:10.999 It was pretty gnarly, isn't it? 02:20:10.999 --> 02:20:15.239 Like, yeah, I mean, if you're going to crash, rugby guys start trying big. 02:20:15.239 --> 02:20:17.299 Yeah, yeah, we start trying more big muscle. 02:20:17.299 --> 02:20:23.239 Oh, you start trying to eat in boots and stuff that they tried and it's just too tough for them. 02:20:23.239 --> 02:20:25.059 But I think of a rugby players thigh. 02:20:25.059 --> 02:20:27.059 There's a lot of meat on that. 02:20:27.059 --> 02:20:28.999 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:20:28.999 --> 02:20:29.579 Buttock. 02:20:29.579 --> 02:20:30.499 I was going to say buttocks. 02:20:30.499 --> 02:20:32.359 I would go straight for buttocks if I was eating one. 02:20:32.359 --> 02:20:33.419 Buttocks and thighs. 02:20:33.419 --> 02:20:35.259 That's what you want, really, isn't it? 02:20:35.259 --> 02:20:41.059 You could probably say, Gary, Gary, look, you're still alive, but you've got the biggest thigh. 02:20:41.059 --> 02:20:44.339 Let's take one of your legs off and we can all keep going. 02:20:44.339 --> 02:20:46.319 You can have a bit as well, Gary. 02:20:46.399 --> 02:20:47.879 Oh, cheers. 02:20:47.879 --> 02:20:50.019 We can all keep going then for a few more days. 02:20:50.019 --> 02:20:51.479 All right, Gary? 02:20:51.479 --> 02:20:53.619 I'm not a walking KFC. 02:20:53.619 --> 02:20:54.939 Well, you're not anymore. 02:20:56.579 --> 02:20:59.439 And then about a week later, Gary, we're hungry again. 02:20:59.439 --> 02:21:01.359 For fuck's sake, go to Barry. 02:21:02.399 --> 02:21:03.339 No, he's not as big as you. 02:21:03.339 --> 02:21:04.119 Let's get the other leg. 02:21:04.119 --> 02:21:05.839 Come on. 02:21:05.839 --> 02:21:07.519 Come on, it was nice. 02:21:07.519 --> 02:21:10.159 When the rescue party show up, it's just loads of heads. 02:21:10.159 --> 02:21:12.159 Yeah, talking to each other. 02:21:13.379 --> 02:21:14.599 We're hungry. 02:21:16.299 --> 02:21:20.099 Yeah, so Ravenous, another good cannonball movie. 02:21:20.099 --> 02:21:20.919 If you fancy. 02:21:21.279 --> 02:21:23.719 We covered that a long time ago. 02:21:23.719 --> 02:21:28.379 They were found 72 days later, and there were only 16 people who survived. 02:21:29.739 --> 02:21:31.039 How gnarly is that, though? 02:21:31.039 --> 02:21:37.299 For the rest of your life, living with that fact, going, well, I shit out a human the other day. 02:21:38.459 --> 02:21:41.179 It's just so weird. 02:21:41.179 --> 02:21:42.079 Oh, God. 02:21:42.079 --> 02:21:46.699 When you sit on a toilet and have a shit going, oh, God, that's Barry. 02:21:46.699 --> 02:21:55.479 On that very same day that that fight crashed in 1972, the same Friday the 3rd, there was another pretty bad airplane crash in Russia. 02:21:57.799 --> 02:22:03.619 The Aeroflot 217 tragedy was the worst plane crash in Russian history. 02:22:03.619 --> 02:22:05.419 174 people on board. 02:22:05.419 --> 02:22:09.099 Every single person died, including all 10 crew members. 02:22:09.099 --> 02:22:12.679 It crashed into the land due to bad weather. 02:22:12.679 --> 02:22:16.199 Some speculate it was a lightning strike, but it's never been proven. 02:22:19.019 --> 02:22:22.739 So, two plane crashes on the same Friday the 13th. 02:22:24.059 --> 02:22:25.139 Here's another bit of bad luck. 02:22:25.139 --> 02:22:33.539 Friday the 13th, 1821, the founder of the Klu Klux Klan was born. 02:22:34.799 --> 02:22:36.859 The Grand Wizard, as he likes to be called. 02:22:36.859 --> 02:22:38.179 Fucking Grand Wizard. 02:22:38.179 --> 02:22:40.979 Grand Wizard of Racism. 02:22:41.019 --> 02:22:42.299 Why do they call themselves Grand? 02:22:42.299 --> 02:22:45.259 It's so pathetic that they call themselves Grand Wizards. 02:22:45.259 --> 02:22:46.699 They haven't got any magic powers. 02:22:46.699 --> 02:22:47.799 Of racism, though. 02:22:47.799 --> 02:22:48.839 Of being racist. 02:22:48.839 --> 02:22:50.119 How or what? 02:22:50.119 --> 02:22:52.319 I'm the greatest at being racist. 02:22:52.319 --> 02:22:57.119 If I think of a wizard, I think of Gandalf or, you know, Harry Potter. 02:22:57.119 --> 02:23:01.739 I don't think of a stupid man being racist. 02:23:02.919 --> 02:23:04.719 I'm going to be really, really racist. 02:23:04.779 --> 02:23:06.519 I'm going to be the leader of a racist gang. 02:23:06.519 --> 02:23:07.719 What are you going to call yourself? 02:23:08.319 --> 02:23:08.859 The wizard. 02:23:08.859 --> 02:23:10.719 No, no, the grand wizard. 02:23:10.719 --> 02:23:11.379 That's who I am. 02:23:11.379 --> 02:23:13.279 So everyone knows me as the grand wizard. 02:23:13.279 --> 02:23:18.499 And we're going to have fate like sacks on our faces, big cloths. 02:23:18.499 --> 02:23:19.419 Nathan Befred Weiss. 02:23:19.419 --> 02:23:23.399 Terry's wife's been sewing all of her face masks together. 02:23:23.399 --> 02:23:25.859 We've got a load and we could get horses. 02:23:25.859 --> 02:23:33.439 We're going round and people whose skin color is darker than ours by a bit. 02:23:33.439 --> 02:23:35.219 We're going to kill them. 02:23:35.219 --> 02:23:35.759 Why? 02:23:35.759 --> 02:23:35.879 Why? 02:23:36.579 --> 02:23:40.419 Well, their skin's a bit darker. 02:23:42.179 --> 02:23:43.379 All right. 02:23:43.379 --> 02:23:44.059 Anything else? 02:23:44.059 --> 02:23:45.899 No, that literally is it. 02:23:45.899 --> 02:23:48.439 It's literally that. 02:23:48.439 --> 02:23:49.759 Well, it's the 1800s. 02:23:49.759 --> 02:23:50.339 We've got no TV. 02:23:50.339 --> 02:23:53.099 And I'm a Grand Wizard of doing this as well. 02:23:55.239 --> 02:24:00.039 Yeah, so he's believed to have served as the KKK's first Grand Wizard. 02:24:00.039 --> 02:24:05.799 And he reportedly, him and his men killed over 200 people. 02:24:05.799 --> 02:24:07.599 So nice chap. 02:24:07.599 --> 02:24:14.739 It's a shame people don't realize, like racist people don't realize, that we're actually all the same human, we're just different shades, because we're not white. 02:24:14.739 --> 02:24:17.999 We're like a very, very, very lighter brown ourselves. 02:24:17.999 --> 02:24:19.919 If you really think about it, we're not white. 02:24:19.919 --> 02:24:24.079 If you put a bit of paper next to us, we're not white. 02:24:24.079 --> 02:24:25.219 So it's just odd. 02:24:26.059 --> 02:24:28.579 My kids are learning about race at the moment and skin color. 02:24:28.579 --> 02:24:31.579 And Edith describes herself as peach. 02:24:31.579 --> 02:24:33.319 Oh, bless her. 02:24:33.319 --> 02:24:36.059 Children are great, though, because they're innocent and not been corrupted. 02:24:36.059 --> 02:24:39.799 So they tell you exactly how it should be almost, you know? 02:24:39.799 --> 02:24:41.739 Yeah. 02:24:41.739 --> 02:24:51.439 On Friday the 13th in 1989, there was a computer virus called the Friday the 13th virus that swept through the United Kingdom. 02:24:53.339 --> 02:25:00.119 Hundreds of computers were affected by the virus, which deleted all of the files on your computer. 02:25:00.119 --> 02:25:05.379 It's pretty annoying, because in 1989, didn't have a lot going on anyway on your computer. 02:25:06.899 --> 02:25:11.479 So, yeah, and if it didn't delete your files, then it just slowed your computer right down. 02:25:11.479 --> 02:25:14.499 And again, these computers were shit anyway at that point. 02:25:15.999 --> 02:25:23.259 I remember, I went to music college when I was like 22, for a year, learning about computers. 02:25:23.259 --> 02:25:26.299 And they had teached us on PCs at the time. 02:25:26.299 --> 02:25:28.779 So I was at home just trying to ask, mom, can I borrow your laptop? 02:25:28.779 --> 02:25:30.859 Yeah, OK, I'm trying to write music and put software. 02:25:30.859 --> 02:25:37.719 And it was just terrible, really was, compared to how I am nowadays and stuff. 02:25:37.719 --> 02:25:40.079 Beep, beep, beep. 02:25:41.019 --> 02:25:43.639 It was not that, it was just trying to get the shit to work. 02:25:43.639 --> 02:25:45.759 You know, it's just like, this is not working. 02:25:45.759 --> 02:25:50.519 You have to put sound cards in these whack shit sound cards anyway. 02:25:50.519 --> 02:25:52.599 PCs. 02:25:52.599 --> 02:26:00.019 In 1952, a Swedish flight was flying over the Baltic Sea on Friday the 13th and vanished. 02:26:00.019 --> 02:26:01.819 The thing is, shit happens all the time. 02:26:02.319 --> 02:26:05.939 It's a coinkydink most of the time, if it's Friday the 13th, though, you know. 02:26:06.799 --> 02:26:09.639 I've never found it in all these years. 02:26:11.339 --> 02:26:15.739 There was a huge bush fire in Victoria, Australia, the biggest. 02:26:15.739 --> 02:26:17.139 Come on, come on. 02:26:17.139 --> 02:26:18.779 It's just things happening on that day. 02:26:18.779 --> 02:26:20.559 That was in 1940. 02:26:20.559 --> 02:26:21.499 It's a big world. 02:26:21.499 --> 02:26:23.979 Something's going to happen on one of those days. 02:26:23.979 --> 02:26:24.479 Every time. 02:26:25.099 --> 02:26:26.979 I stubbed my toe. 02:26:26.979 --> 02:26:27.759 You stubbed your toe? 02:26:27.959 --> 02:26:29.159 No, I didn't. 02:26:30.979 --> 02:26:47.739 And final one is that it's predicted that in 2029, this asteroid that they're all talking about, that's coming really close to the Earth in a few years, 2029, it's most likely to hit on Friday the 13th in 2029. 02:26:49.419 --> 02:26:53.459 If it doesn't hit us, it will come very close to our planet. 02:26:53.459 --> 02:26:54.899 We may feel some effect from it. 02:26:56.039 --> 02:26:58.779 It may cause tsunamis or earthquakes. 02:26:58.779 --> 02:27:00.899 It might just be far away. 02:27:00.899 --> 02:27:03.399 Bruce Willis might go up, well, he won't anymore, bless him. 02:27:03.399 --> 02:27:05.259 Someone might go up there and blow it up. 02:27:05.259 --> 02:27:06.499 Yeah. 02:27:06.499 --> 02:27:09.539 Um, Tom Cruise, if it's going to be anyone. 02:27:09.539 --> 02:27:10.279 He's that man. 02:27:10.279 --> 02:27:12.759 Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise, send them up there now. 02:27:12.759 --> 02:27:13.519 I have Tom Cruise. 02:27:13.519 --> 02:27:14.539 Jackie Chan's got that now. 02:27:14.539 --> 02:27:16.439 Send Cruise. 02:27:16.439 --> 02:27:16.819 He's small. 02:27:17.439 --> 02:27:19.699 Small push him in a little rocket, he'll be all right. 02:27:19.699 --> 02:27:21.439 Jackie's all right, he'll get up there and do something. 02:27:21.519 --> 02:27:22.979 They're pretty small, aren't they? 02:27:22.979 --> 02:27:24.139 They are. 02:27:27.139 --> 02:27:31.739 What about a thing that they've detected coming into our solar system? 02:27:31.739 --> 02:27:33.159 Yeah, yeah. 02:27:33.159 --> 02:27:34.319 It's been a couple of things, actually. 02:27:34.719 --> 02:27:43.099 It's the third thing that's come into the solar system, which is traveling at its own ferocity, which is more than a meter high, which is like, what is that? 02:27:43.099 --> 02:27:44.979 So I was like, oh, the third one. 02:27:44.979 --> 02:27:46.339 So it's not that exciting. 02:27:46.339 --> 02:27:51.179 But still, it is kind of a bit because they're like, you don't know what it is and why is it doing this? 02:27:51.179 --> 02:27:53.119 It's got its own propeller rate. 02:27:53.119 --> 02:27:55.339 You know, it's got its own going along. 02:27:55.339 --> 02:28:02.539 They've also detected a couple now of radio signals being transmitted from far off in the galaxy. 02:28:02.539 --> 02:28:04.939 They have that as well, yeah, yeah. 02:28:04.939 --> 02:28:11.239 And the other one that I read about the other day was they witnessed with an amazing telescope, two black holes. 02:28:11.239 --> 02:28:12.559 Was it James Redbaugh, the new one? 02:28:12.579 --> 02:28:14.879 Slamming into it. 02:28:14.879 --> 02:28:15.479 The one that's in... 02:28:15.479 --> 02:28:17.979 They've just released a new one, but there is the James Redbaugh. 02:28:17.979 --> 02:28:19.259 It's been out for like two years. 02:28:21.079 --> 02:28:23.119 It's like the size of a village. 02:28:23.119 --> 02:28:24.919 It's massive. 02:28:26.919 --> 02:28:38.159 So they've seen with this telescope, they've seen two black holes collide into each other, which apparently completely twists the fabric of space and time. 02:28:38.159 --> 02:28:46.339 And obviously it's millions of light years away from us, but we may end up feeling some effects of that ripples, you know, in however many years. 02:28:46.479 --> 02:28:51.019 It's just actually the whole thing is this is why I like people fighting or being racist stuff. 02:28:51.019 --> 02:28:56.279 It's just like it's just pathetic things which shouldn't be even included in people's minds. 02:28:56.279 --> 02:29:02.239 There's no point even spending any of your amazing time on this planet and your brain. 02:29:02.279 --> 02:29:12.839 It's incredible that we're alive and exist and fascinating, wasting on being racist and being hurtful and moaning about someone who's parked badly or whatever, you know. 02:29:12.839 --> 02:29:14.439 But yeah, it's just such an incredible thing. 02:29:14.639 --> 02:29:16.579 Just a whole planet and the whole universe, everything. 02:29:16.579 --> 02:29:20.679 But as technology has got better, we are like James Webb Telescope. 02:29:20.679 --> 02:29:25.579 We could push the telescope out to space and it's already going to be a very powerful one. 02:29:25.579 --> 02:29:28.379 And they've got another one coming out soon, but it will get more and more. 02:29:28.379 --> 02:29:37.879 And with AI helping also create telescopes and create different ways for us to do things, because we're going to discover crazy shit out there. 02:29:38.299 --> 02:29:41.579 And realize that we are so small, so small. 02:29:41.579 --> 02:29:47.979 Because this black hole thing, I was trying to get my head around like, a black hole is slammed into another black hole. 02:29:47.979 --> 02:29:48.599 What is that? 02:29:48.599 --> 02:29:49.719 Do they merge together? 02:29:49.719 --> 02:29:51.479 Do they cancel each other out? 02:29:51.479 --> 02:29:52.739 And they're trying to figure out what it means. 02:29:52.739 --> 02:29:54.799 It makes a pink hole. 02:29:55.959 --> 02:29:58.539 Oh, I've seen one of those. 02:29:59.859 --> 02:30:02.859 I've seen a black hole, I've seen a pink hole, I've seen them all. 02:30:04.139 --> 02:30:04.479 There we go. 02:30:04.799 --> 02:30:08.539 Well, I think it is a superstition. 02:30:08.539 --> 02:30:09.819 It's a fun one. 02:30:09.819 --> 02:30:10.159 Yeah. 02:30:10.159 --> 02:30:12.859 I don't really abide by it. 02:30:12.859 --> 02:30:15.299 If it's a Friday the 13th, it doesn't affect my life. 02:30:15.299 --> 02:30:17.119 I don't walk on the ladders. 02:30:17.119 --> 02:30:19.239 I don't open umbrellas over my head inside. 02:30:19.239 --> 02:30:20.219 There's a few superstitions I've got. 02:30:20.219 --> 02:30:23.699 I don't like walking on a ladder, but I just don't want the ladder for me. 02:30:23.699 --> 02:30:24.619 Or a tin of paint. 02:30:24.639 --> 02:30:26.259 A tin of paint. 02:30:26.259 --> 02:30:26.739 Don't want that. 02:30:26.739 --> 02:30:27.779 Or a bucket. 02:30:27.779 --> 02:30:28.979 No, not at all. 02:30:28.979 --> 02:30:30.019 So. 02:30:30.019 --> 02:30:30.639 But there we go. 02:30:30.639 --> 02:30:33.399 But I think that's Friday the 13th. 02:30:33.839 --> 02:30:37.819 Talking of Friday the 13th, Bill, if you'd like to take a side of it, we're going to Manhattan, aren't we? 02:30:37.819 --> 02:30:38.579 As it is Friday. 02:30:38.599 --> 02:30:39.499 Oh, it isn't, is it? 02:30:39.499 --> 02:30:40.919 I was about to say as it's Friday the 13th, it's not. 02:30:40.919 --> 02:30:43.199 I was going to say tomorrow I might watch Saturday the 14th. 02:30:43.199 --> 02:30:43.939 I won't then. 02:30:43.939 --> 02:30:44.839 All right. 02:30:44.839 --> 02:30:46.859 But I'm wrong. 02:30:46.859 --> 02:30:47.739 We should cover that some day, then. 02:30:47.739 --> 02:30:48.539 I was about to say Bob. 02:30:48.539 --> 02:30:49.999 No, Bill. 02:30:49.999 --> 02:30:51.659 Billy Bob. 02:30:51.659 --> 02:30:52.599 Take a side of you. 02:30:52.599 --> 02:30:53.719 Slipper son, Bill. 02:30:53.719 --> 02:30:54.759 Wow, yeah. 02:30:54.759 --> 02:30:58.239 That's all the time we've got for this week on World Of The Strange. 02:30:58.239 --> 02:31:00.139 Next week, though. 02:31:01.159 --> 02:31:01.979 Hairless pets. 02:32:03.206 --> 02:32:07.866 Friday the 13th, part 8, Jason Takes Manhattan. 02:32:07.866 --> 02:32:11.306 Now, New York has a new problem. 02:32:11.306 --> 02:32:15.226 Friday the 13th, part 8, Jason Takes Manhattan. 02:32:15.226 --> 02:32:19.746 1989, race is 18, an hour and 40 minutes. 02:32:19.786 --> 02:32:32.206 Jason, for he's accidentally awakened from his watery grave and ends up stalking a ship full of graduating high school students headed to Manhattan, New York. 02:32:33.786 --> 02:32:35.546 4.5 out of 10 on IMDB. 02:32:35.546 --> 02:32:38.326 That doesn't bode well. 02:32:38.326 --> 02:32:39.806 That's quite a low score, I think. 02:32:39.806 --> 02:32:46.086 It's a bit trying to do obviously like is X like, right, you know, they possibly listen to the fans a little bit. 02:32:46.126 --> 02:32:51.926 Obviously, you didn't have the Internet forums and such, but you still could have found out what's going on, fan mail or whatever. 02:32:51.926 --> 02:33:00.786 I reckon either they listen to fans who were maybe bored of the woods and wanted to go somewhere else, or they decided, look, come on, if we're doing this, we need to do something else. 02:33:00.786 --> 02:33:04.906 Or as Zach said, go and get Jason, take him somewhere else. 02:33:04.906 --> 02:33:06.286 And so, yeah, why not? 02:33:06.286 --> 02:33:07.866 Which is which is fair by this point. 02:33:07.866 --> 02:33:08.546 Absolutely. 02:33:08.546 --> 02:33:11.146 And one, you know, you know, you kind of need to. 02:33:11.386 --> 02:33:13.906 Yeah, this is part eight. 02:33:13.906 --> 02:33:17.746 So doing something a little bit fresher is fine. 02:33:17.746 --> 02:33:28.126 So, you know, but at the end of the day, looking at it now, how many years later, if I was going to watch one of these movies, I'm probably going to do one set of The Camp. 02:33:28.126 --> 02:33:30.506 Yeah, because that's that's that's what I dig. 02:33:30.506 --> 02:33:33.006 You know, we got Kane Hoerner back again. 02:33:33.006 --> 02:33:34.606 Back again. 02:33:34.606 --> 02:33:36.086 But yes, it's really confused me. 02:33:36.086 --> 02:33:38.326 And it makes sense because I was like, is she psychic? 02:33:38.406 --> 02:33:38.926 I don't know. 02:33:38.926 --> 02:33:44.286 Nobody's had a discussion whatsoever for this movie of what's going on. 02:33:44.286 --> 02:33:46.826 So, yes, it's a bit weird. 02:33:46.826 --> 02:33:53.526 So as discussed, this was originally supposed to be a direct sequel to the last one with Tina back again. 02:33:53.526 --> 02:33:55.306 Which would have made sense. 02:33:55.306 --> 02:33:59.146 You know, she's cured, she's getting on this boat. 02:34:01.146 --> 02:34:04.386 She's got another doctor now or her uncle in this case. 02:34:08.126 --> 02:34:10.746 And the actress didn't want to come back and do it. 02:34:10.746 --> 02:34:18.926 So they had to hastily rewrite it, which is why the girl in this is similar to Tina Renny. 02:34:18.926 --> 02:34:29.446 And she has a phobia of water because of a traumatic incident on a lake, which they rewrote to be her uncle throwing her overboard to help her swim. 02:34:29.446 --> 02:34:32.666 When she was a kid, rather than her killing her dad with her psychic powers. 02:34:33.526 --> 02:34:37.406 And yeah, you can really feel that it was... 02:34:37.606 --> 02:34:40.386 The bare bones of this is a sequel to the last one. 02:34:40.386 --> 02:34:43.466 And it was supposed to be the middle of a trilogy, the Tina Trilogies. 02:34:43.466 --> 02:34:45.866 You have the Tommy Trilogy, and we're going to have the Tina Trilogy. 02:34:45.866 --> 02:34:48.246 But they went off in a different direction with it. 02:34:48.246 --> 02:34:49.446 That's that, really. 02:34:49.446 --> 02:34:54.506 Kane Hodder came back, and he's back in the one after this as well. 02:34:54.506 --> 02:34:55.966 So that was cool. 02:34:55.966 --> 02:34:58.266 Other than that, nobody else is in it. 02:34:58.266 --> 02:35:04.726 We do get the connection again, though, with him being under the water and being woken up, which we'll get to when we get into the story. 02:35:04.726 --> 02:35:05.966 It's an interesting one. 02:35:06.306 --> 02:35:15.686 I think it's a lot of fun because it encapsulates a late 80s New York quite well, even though it was filmed in Vancouver. 02:35:15.686 --> 02:35:19.246 They did film some bits, obviously, in Times Square. 02:35:19.246 --> 02:35:25.806 It's got that kind of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle steam coming out the ground. 02:35:25.806 --> 02:35:28.986 There's talk of toxic ooze towards the end of it. 02:35:28.986 --> 02:35:34.026 All that kind of stuff, punks and hip hop and boom boxes and all that stuff. 02:35:34.086 --> 02:35:38.366 Although, it's only the last act that's really in New York. 02:35:38.366 --> 02:35:41.926 I thought, I felt like the punk should have been listening to punk. 02:35:41.926 --> 02:35:44.206 But I did know the punk did like hip hop as well. 02:35:44.206 --> 02:35:47.326 That was a thing in New York, but that was more early 80s actually. 02:35:47.326 --> 02:35:49.646 But I thought they should have been listening to punk. 02:35:50.846 --> 02:35:57.026 What I like about this as well is it brings back a bit of comedy to Jason himself. 02:35:57.026 --> 02:36:02.086 There's a few scenes that are quite funny in this, where he does a couple of things that are quite funny. 02:36:03.146 --> 02:36:06.146 Particularly when he shows the punks his real face to scare them away. 02:36:06.146 --> 02:36:07.386 He didn't need to do anything more. 02:36:07.386 --> 02:36:08.906 My wife was sat watching it. 02:36:08.906 --> 02:36:11.126 She laughed at that bit. 02:36:11.126 --> 02:36:12.046 She said, what's under there? 02:36:12.046 --> 02:36:15.526 I said, well, whatever it was, was enough to scare away those punks with their knives. 02:36:15.526 --> 02:36:16.946 So that's quite funny. 02:36:16.946 --> 02:36:18.746 She's like, you didn't even need to do anything. 02:36:18.806 --> 02:36:19.406 They just ran. 02:36:19.406 --> 02:36:21.406 I said, and it's funny, isn't it? 02:36:21.406 --> 02:36:24.066 You know, and it is a fun one. 02:36:24.066 --> 02:36:26.466 I prefer this one to the last one for sure. 02:36:26.466 --> 02:36:27.666 Definitely though, I agree with you. 02:36:27.666 --> 02:36:32.206 If I'm going to go, I usually end up watching one that sat in the woods. 02:36:32.206 --> 02:36:35.646 But I appreciate that they took it to New York. 02:36:35.646 --> 02:36:41.526 I appreciate it's a bit of a voyage of the Demeter in the Middle Act. 02:36:42.886 --> 02:36:54.206 There's almost a direct reference to that when the boat shows up at the harbor and somebody sees it with blood all over it, just like the Demeter when it showed up, you know, at the harbor in the book. 02:36:55.886 --> 02:36:56.966 Let's get into it. 02:36:56.966 --> 02:37:02.446 It starts off with a really shit rock ballad over the credits kind of thing. 02:37:02.706 --> 02:37:04.806 It's not really a ballad, but it's not shit. 02:37:04.806 --> 02:37:06.006 It's fucking brilliant. 02:37:06.006 --> 02:37:07.206 It's awful. 02:37:08.706 --> 02:37:09.286 Wow. 02:37:09.286 --> 02:37:11.846 Well, I completely disagree with you on that one. 02:37:11.846 --> 02:37:13.366 It's a brilliant song. 02:37:13.366 --> 02:37:13.966 Oh my God. 02:37:13.966 --> 02:37:14.846 No, it's terrible. 02:37:14.846 --> 02:37:15.546 Absolutely terrible. 02:37:18.526 --> 02:37:20.506 We agree to disagree on this one. 02:37:21.806 --> 02:37:24.966 It's the song called The Darker Side Of The Night. 02:37:24.966 --> 02:37:30.486 It's a very Lost Boys 80s rock song. 02:37:30.486 --> 02:37:32.886 What's up with this shit rock ballad I've got for the credits? 02:37:32.886 --> 02:37:33.626 That's my notes. 02:37:33.626 --> 02:37:34.706 All right, fair enough. 02:37:34.946 --> 02:37:41.986 And it does start off like the TMNT movie, in that you get to see all this sort of crime happening around New York. 02:37:42.026 --> 02:37:45.786 A montage of city life junkies and gangs. 02:37:45.786 --> 02:37:53.346 Yeah, people mugging people, and trains and traffic and steam and rats and graffiti. 02:37:53.346 --> 02:37:56.546 And my notes say, great song. 02:37:56.546 --> 02:37:57.806 Sorry, Gav. 02:37:58.886 --> 02:38:02.606 Steam From The Sewers, which I've seen is a real thing in New York. 02:38:02.606 --> 02:38:04.226 Don't know why it is a real thing. 02:38:04.326 --> 02:38:07.406 When I took my wife there, she was like, there is actually steam. 02:38:07.406 --> 02:38:09.146 I was like, yes, there's actually steam. 02:38:09.146 --> 02:38:11.346 I don't know where it comes from. 02:38:11.346 --> 02:38:11.746 What knows? 02:38:11.746 --> 02:38:18.326 Maybe it's just a couture thing, and they just pump it out from dry ice just to make it look better. 02:38:18.326 --> 02:38:26.606 And then just as we cut away from the junkies doing heroin in an alleyway, we're back at Crystal Lake. 02:38:28.326 --> 02:38:32.206 And there's a boat on the lake. 02:38:32.206 --> 02:38:33.386 Oh, that's where the boat is. 02:38:33.526 --> 02:38:34.266 I didn't know that. 02:38:34.266 --> 02:38:35.166 I didn't know it was going to be home. 02:38:35.166 --> 02:38:38.226 But I got to say, with this one, there's a couple of kills. 02:38:38.226 --> 02:38:40.346 I'm going to be like, what happened? 02:38:40.346 --> 02:38:45.146 I missed it because things move like this at times. 02:38:46.206 --> 02:38:49.946 Yes, because it's an hour and 40 minutes, but it really doesn't feel like that. 02:38:49.946 --> 02:38:52.186 I'm writing a note and literally something's happening. 02:38:52.186 --> 02:38:55.666 It's like, well, I can rewind back, but at times I sometimes do that. 02:38:55.666 --> 02:39:01.426 But some of the times I like to just try and keep the film going so I get the whole feeling rather than disrupting it. 02:39:03.426 --> 02:39:05.346 Well, there's a couple on this boat. 02:39:05.346 --> 02:39:09.066 Oh, God, they're listening to the same fucking song from the credits on the radio. 02:39:09.066 --> 02:39:09.866 They play it again. 02:39:09.866 --> 02:39:12.806 I was like, fuck's sake, you were probably like, great. 02:39:12.806 --> 02:39:14.566 Yeah, because I love that song. 02:39:16.766 --> 02:39:18.406 And a lot of people do. 02:39:18.406 --> 02:39:23.226 Yeah, I'm sure everyone loves it. 02:39:23.226 --> 02:39:28.586 Our buddy, RJ McCready, me and him send each other songs occasionally and say, song of the day. 02:39:28.586 --> 02:39:30.826 And he sent this song to me a couple of weeks ago. 02:39:30.826 --> 02:39:33.646 Funny enough, fair enough. 02:39:33.646 --> 02:39:35.826 But if you don't like it, you don't like it. 02:39:35.826 --> 02:39:36.446 Yeah, yeah, cool. 02:39:37.446 --> 02:39:38.246 I'm just me. 02:39:38.246 --> 02:39:39.406 You are you. 02:39:39.426 --> 02:39:40.846 RJ is RJ. 02:39:42.286 --> 02:39:49.426 So this couple on the boat on Crystal Lake, they decide, bad idea this, to get frisky on the boat. 02:39:49.466 --> 02:39:49.886 Why? 02:39:49.886 --> 02:39:51.746 Oh, yeah, getting jiggy with it. 02:39:52.286 --> 02:39:57.046 He says to her, It's the second Will Smith song I've sung, and I don't even really like Will Smith. 02:39:57.046 --> 02:39:59.266 I'm going to Miami. 02:39:59.266 --> 02:40:02.246 He says to her, I'm just going to go drop anchor on her. 02:40:02.246 --> 02:40:05.746 Girls, I like girls, I like girls, girls. 02:40:05.746 --> 02:40:07.826 I like them, girls. 02:40:07.826 --> 02:40:08.846 Fuck off, Will. 02:40:08.846 --> 02:40:10.926 All right, Will. 02:40:10.926 --> 02:40:12.186 Get rid of that woman. 02:40:12.186 --> 02:40:14.126 That's what you need to do. 02:40:14.126 --> 02:40:18.786 He says to this girlfriend, I'm going to go drop anchor on her, which at one point I thought meant. 02:40:18.786 --> 02:40:24.646 Dude, I thought it was actually, I thought it was him taking a pee off the side of the boat. 02:40:25.926 --> 02:40:28.186 But it could be, it could be taking a dump. 02:40:28.186 --> 02:40:31.586 It could be slipping his schlong into her. 02:40:31.586 --> 02:40:32.326 I don't know. 02:40:32.326 --> 02:40:33.966 I'm going to go drop anchor. 02:40:33.966 --> 02:40:35.346 Want to see me drop anchor? 02:40:35.426 --> 02:40:36.426 Right. 02:40:36.426 --> 02:40:38.686 You know, that sounds like taking a shit, really. 02:40:38.746 --> 02:40:42.466 It does, though, drop an anchor is like shit, because the anchor is quite weighty. 02:40:42.466 --> 02:40:43.626 I'm not going to dump it. 02:40:43.626 --> 02:40:46.846 Do you want me to see me drop an anchor on you? 02:40:46.846 --> 02:40:47.566 No, not really. 02:40:47.926 --> 02:40:48.986 You want shit on me? 02:40:48.986 --> 02:40:51.606 No, no, no, no. 02:40:51.606 --> 02:40:57.666 No, he's a bit of a dickhead, this guy, because he is basically setting her up for a big prank. 02:40:57.666 --> 02:41:04.646 He tells her all about the murders at Camp Crystal Lake and Jason, and she's like, oh, don't, you're making me a bit scared. 02:41:04.646 --> 02:41:07.706 He's like, OK, well, I'll go off and sort the anchor out. 02:41:07.906 --> 02:41:11.866 No, he goes, no, it's Jason, he was dead and he was killed. 02:41:11.866 --> 02:41:12.686 It's all right, it's a story. 02:41:12.926 --> 02:41:15.926 It's not, I'm going to go out now. 02:41:16.266 --> 02:41:18.246 He goes off. 02:41:18.246 --> 02:41:23.086 Now, while he does actually drop the anchor for real, what he doesn't know is that underneath Camp Crystal Lake. 02:41:23.086 --> 02:41:28.446 The quinky dink, the Jason that he's been telling about was right underneath his boat. 02:41:28.446 --> 02:41:31.266 What is the chances of that happening? 02:41:31.266 --> 02:41:34.386 Gav, it's Friday the 13th, bad things happen on that day, it's been explained. 02:41:35.626 --> 02:41:44.546 So, his anchor catches on a huge power cable, which electrifies Jason's corpse. 02:41:44.546 --> 02:41:46.386 Which brings him back in. 02:41:46.386 --> 02:41:50.646 He's reanimated again, he loves a bit of the old electricity, doesn't he, Jason? 02:41:50.646 --> 02:41:51.666 Hi, Jason. 02:41:51.666 --> 02:41:53.506 Guess who's back, back again? 02:41:53.546 --> 02:41:55.386 It's Jason. 02:41:55.386 --> 02:41:55.746 Yes. 02:41:55.746 --> 02:42:00.666 So, we see Jason's body being electrified, reanimated, and his hands climb. 02:42:00.666 --> 02:42:08.326 If they want to do something new, maybe start here, not use an electric to bring him back again. 02:42:08.326 --> 02:42:09.766 A different way, I don't know. 02:42:09.766 --> 02:42:11.566 Fucking voodoo summering, I don't know. 02:42:11.566 --> 02:42:15.746 I think this is the third film in a row where he's brought back with either lightning or electricity. 02:42:15.746 --> 02:42:17.626 Yeah, yeah. 02:42:17.626 --> 02:42:22.586 We see his hands climb on board the boat, and the boyfriend is... 02:42:23.626 --> 02:42:28.106 Oh, sorry, the girlfriend suddenly is stabbed, but it's a fake knife. 02:42:28.106 --> 02:42:31.586 From a really weedy looking fucking Jason. 02:42:31.586 --> 02:42:33.346 And it's actually her boyfriend. 02:42:33.406 --> 02:42:36.946 Oh, and he's got a knife that goes in and out. 02:42:36.966 --> 02:42:38.246 Oh, he's so funny. 02:42:38.246 --> 02:42:40.166 He doesn't even really make you much of a joke. 02:42:40.166 --> 02:42:42.786 It's the worst act in both of them here. 02:42:42.786 --> 02:42:47.706 This is a form of act in which is called method act in, which is called non act in. 02:42:47.706 --> 02:42:50.106 I'm going to go to work today and not actually act. 02:42:50.246 --> 02:42:51.846 I'm just going to say words. 02:42:51.846 --> 02:42:52.546 There you go. 02:42:52.546 --> 02:42:53.866 Stabbed. 02:42:53.866 --> 02:42:54.846 So bad. 02:42:54.846 --> 02:42:58.066 This is the Dennis Reynolds School of Seduction. 02:42:58.066 --> 02:42:59.926 Take a girl out on a boat. 02:42:59.926 --> 02:43:02.046 The implication is already there. 02:43:02.046 --> 02:43:04.046 The implication is already there. 02:43:04.226 --> 02:43:06.526 It's the implication. 02:43:06.526 --> 02:43:10.766 He's basically like, I'm going to dress up as Jason and tend to stab her with a fake knife. 02:43:10.766 --> 02:43:12.186 That will make her really horny. 02:43:12.186 --> 02:43:16.806 I love that bit when Dennis does that on the boat and he gets the woman down the stairs. 02:43:17.226 --> 02:43:19.006 And she's like, no, no, where are you going? 02:43:19.006 --> 02:43:20.946 Jason puts her hand over the shoulder and she can't move. 02:43:20.946 --> 02:43:22.426 It's like, oh my god, don't worry. 02:43:22.426 --> 02:43:24.466 It's not the implication that we're out in the ocean and stuff. 02:43:24.466 --> 02:43:26.346 But I know you've been looking at me. 02:43:26.346 --> 02:43:27.306 What? 02:43:27.306 --> 02:43:28.766 It's so creepy. 02:43:28.766 --> 02:43:31.106 He's like Ted Bundy. 02:43:31.106 --> 02:43:39.966 It does make her horny because they start to get back to business when you hear some squishy, wet footsteps. 02:43:39.966 --> 02:43:44.786 And Jason picks up a nice big harpoon gum. 02:43:44.786 --> 02:43:46.686 And it's Cain Hodder again. 02:43:46.686 --> 02:43:47.306 It is Cain Hodder. 02:43:47.406 --> 02:43:49.666 He shoots the harpoon, but he's been under the water for a while. 02:43:49.666 --> 02:43:51.386 He misses the first shot. 02:43:51.386 --> 02:43:52.966 He's a bit rusty. 02:43:52.966 --> 02:43:55.506 He is, he's like a fucking owl. 02:43:55.506 --> 02:43:57.046 God damn it. 02:43:57.046 --> 02:44:01.846 So he just misses her head, but he does manage to pull out the boyfriend's guts with his bare hand. 02:44:01.846 --> 02:44:07.866 The girl gets out the window just behind them because the guy's pretty much in shock, which is fairly natural responses. 02:44:07.886 --> 02:44:09.686 It's not too bad. 02:44:09.686 --> 02:44:11.006 Yeah, he gets his guts ripped out. 02:44:11.806 --> 02:44:12.966 It is a bit of a rubbish kill. 02:44:12.966 --> 02:44:14.166 They don't really see much. 02:44:14.166 --> 02:44:15.586 It's a very quick shot again. 02:44:17.546 --> 02:44:22.706 She hides in a little storage box, and Jason finds her, of course. 02:44:22.706 --> 02:44:26.226 Then she just goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 02:44:26.226 --> 02:44:26.966 For ages. 02:44:26.966 --> 02:44:28.066 Oh my God. 02:44:28.066 --> 02:44:29.466 Get a better screamer. 02:44:29.466 --> 02:44:30.846 What is going on? 02:44:30.846 --> 02:44:31.966 The acting is very bad. 02:44:31.966 --> 02:44:33.626 I wish I had recorded. 02:44:33.626 --> 02:44:35.706 He stabs her with a big spear. 02:44:35.706 --> 02:44:36.886 It's pretty lame. 02:44:36.886 --> 02:44:38.846 And that's that. 02:44:38.846 --> 02:44:40.186 And that's your opening act. 02:44:40.186 --> 02:44:44.786 We're at the morning of the boat setting off for sail. 02:44:44.986 --> 02:44:49.906 So we get a different folk come along who are aboard in the boat. 02:44:49.906 --> 02:44:54.146 And we get to sort of know some of them a little bit. 02:44:54.166 --> 02:44:56.906 Yeah, the boat is called the ship is called the Lazarus. 02:44:56.906 --> 02:44:57.826 OK. 02:44:57.826 --> 02:45:08.646 And it's basically taking a group of students who are graduating on a trip to New York, an educational trip to New York, which they're all very excited about. 02:45:08.646 --> 02:45:12.066 Some of the girls are packing a bit of 80s cocaine. 02:45:12.066 --> 02:45:12.746 They're all great. 02:45:12.746 --> 02:45:13.826 There's a little disco room. 02:45:13.986 --> 02:45:15.226 There's a gym and a sauna. 02:45:15.226 --> 02:45:16.846 It's a brilliant boat. 02:45:16.846 --> 02:45:18.086 You wouldn't want to leave the boat really. 02:45:18.086 --> 02:45:19.586 It's got everything on it that you want really. 02:45:19.586 --> 02:45:22.066 Cocaine, disco, gym, sauna. 02:45:22.066 --> 02:45:23.046 It's got it all. 02:45:23.046 --> 02:45:23.966 Yeah. 02:45:23.966 --> 02:45:25.986 Got everything on there you want. 02:45:25.986 --> 02:45:26.726 So yeah, you're right. 02:45:26.726 --> 02:45:34.006 All the students start to arrive and we meet Renny, who is, you know, the replacement for Tina. 02:45:34.006 --> 02:45:37.626 She doesn't have psychic powers though or telekinetic powers. 02:45:37.626 --> 02:45:45.706 And her mum, well, it's not her mum, but like her teacher drives her there and says, you can do this, Renny, you're going to be a great writer. 02:45:45.706 --> 02:45:52.346 Although you had a traumatic childhood incident, which will be delved into throughout the rest of this film. 02:45:52.346 --> 02:45:52.566 Kind of. 02:45:52.566 --> 02:45:53.906 And it's to do with Walter. 02:45:53.906 --> 02:45:58.846 And it's part of part seven, which was the last film, Wink At The Audience. 02:45:58.846 --> 02:46:00.466 But you are going to be a great writer. 02:46:00.466 --> 02:46:03.226 Because we had to recast some Wink At The Audience. 02:46:03.226 --> 02:46:05.666 She says, go to New York, get some inspiration. 02:46:05.666 --> 02:46:08.906 And by the way, I've somehow bought Stephen King's pen. 02:46:10.046 --> 02:46:16.366 The eBay doesn't exist, but somehow I was in an auction house and they sold me your pen, Stephen King's pen. 02:46:16.366 --> 02:46:18.506 She says, apparently it belongs to Stephen King. 02:46:18.506 --> 02:46:21.306 Like, apparently, that's what some guy in a fucking shot story. 02:46:21.306 --> 02:46:24.066 That's what a guy in the alley said to you. 02:46:24.066 --> 02:46:27.746 Oh my, I know a girl, she's a massive Stephen King fan. 02:46:27.746 --> 02:46:29.626 Oh, hang on. 02:46:29.626 --> 02:46:31.806 Is this pen? 02:46:31.806 --> 02:46:32.586 Stephen King's. 02:46:32.586 --> 02:46:33.106 Do you want to buy it? 02:46:33.106 --> 02:46:33.746 Better than anyone. 02:46:33.746 --> 02:46:34.926 Oh, God, yes. 02:46:34.966 --> 02:46:36.826 My my daughter loves Shakespeare. 02:46:36.826 --> 02:46:38.166 Oh, I've got his pen here. 02:46:38.166 --> 02:46:42.386 I've got a feather over here, which he used to write with. 02:46:42.386 --> 02:46:43.246 Couldn't be in anyone. 02:46:43.246 --> 02:46:44.586 It's a quill. 02:46:46.126 --> 02:46:47.546 Brilliant. 02:46:47.546 --> 02:46:49.006 So, yeah, she's got this pen. 02:46:49.006 --> 02:46:55.426 She does use it later on, which is good, but not in the way you'd expect, because the pen is mightier than the sword, Gav. 02:46:55.426 --> 02:46:56.266 I know. 02:46:56.266 --> 02:47:01.106 The headmaster type guy seems to be like the headmaster, the main motherfucker, teacher guy. 02:47:01.626 --> 02:47:02.746 He's the same people. 02:47:02.746 --> 02:47:04.466 The main motherfucker. 02:47:04.466 --> 02:47:04.706 Yeah. 02:47:04.926 --> 02:47:06.166 Imagine if that was the... 02:47:06.166 --> 02:47:07.926 Imagine that instead of the principal's office. 02:47:07.926 --> 02:47:09.426 The main motherfucker. 02:47:09.426 --> 02:47:10.206 The principal, right? 02:47:10.206 --> 02:47:10.806 You've been... 02:47:10.806 --> 02:47:11.446 You're in trouble. 02:47:11.446 --> 02:47:14.226 You need to go to the main motherfucker's office. 02:47:14.226 --> 02:47:15.846 Damn straight. 02:47:18.906 --> 02:47:22.066 And he's a bit like the two folks haven't turned up, which obviously you hear have been... 02:47:22.986 --> 02:47:24.226 What was that all about? 02:47:24.226 --> 02:47:32.086 He's implying that the two people who are already on another boat at Camp Crystal Lake haven't turned up. 02:47:32.086 --> 02:47:32.686 What? 02:47:32.686 --> 02:47:33.566 Where? 02:47:33.566 --> 02:47:33.886 What? 02:47:33.886 --> 02:47:35.366 They were just going to leave that boat there? 02:47:35.366 --> 02:47:37.066 Were they going to send bring their boat? 02:47:37.306 --> 02:47:38.006 What was going on? 02:47:38.006 --> 02:47:38.926 So that's implying it. 02:47:38.926 --> 02:47:41.366 I don't know, but we do see that boat in a moment. 02:47:41.366 --> 02:47:42.726 Makes sense. 02:47:42.726 --> 02:47:46.426 Because we've got a new crazy Ralph, like almost like crazy Ralph Soneys. 02:47:46.426 --> 02:47:49.046 Like, it's go to the harbinger. 02:47:49.046 --> 02:47:50.726 Yeah, we always have to have that. 02:47:50.766 --> 02:47:54.686 And he, while he's sort of saying, you're all going to die on that boat. 02:47:54.686 --> 02:47:59.266 We see the boat from the opening scene wash up with blood all over it. 02:47:59.266 --> 02:48:00.566 Crazy Ralph sees this. 02:48:00.566 --> 02:48:02.766 Doesn't think to alert the authorities in any way. 02:48:02.766 --> 02:48:04.246 That washed up? 02:48:04.246 --> 02:48:06.286 Yeah, it washed up next to the Lazarus. 02:48:06.286 --> 02:48:09.346 How was it in the lake in the first place? 02:48:09.346 --> 02:48:11.246 Well, this is the plot hole. 02:48:11.246 --> 02:48:14.726 The lake is not connected to any ocean, is it? 02:48:14.726 --> 02:48:16.626 No, it's a lake. 02:48:16.626 --> 02:48:19.626 But you kind of have to overlook the fact that the boat got out. 02:48:19.826 --> 02:48:21.666 Teleported like Jason, yeah? 02:48:21.666 --> 02:48:22.126 Yeah. 02:48:22.126 --> 02:48:23.746 Jason sent it over there. 02:48:23.746 --> 02:48:27.786 But of course, Gav, this is how Jason gets to them because he was hanging on to the boat. 02:48:27.786 --> 02:48:28.246 Yeah. 02:48:28.246 --> 02:48:30.806 Oh, my God. 02:48:30.806 --> 02:48:31.806 That's how he gets to the boat. 02:48:31.826 --> 02:48:33.746 Oh, my God. 02:48:33.746 --> 02:48:34.926 How did you think he got there? 02:48:34.946 --> 02:48:40.246 I'm going to hang on to this and just go wherever it goes and get on the next boat and just catch a boat. 02:48:40.246 --> 02:48:41.766 Well, I imagine he was just because he killed them. 02:48:41.766 --> 02:48:45.206 I imagine he was just driving the boat like a pirate. 02:48:45.246 --> 02:48:46.586 Captain Hatt. 02:48:47.606 --> 02:48:48.786 Drinking rum. 02:48:49.306 --> 02:49:03.786 The head motherfucker is a bit annoyed that he is actually the guardian and also uncle to Renny, and he's a bit annoyed that this teacher lady's brought her along because he's like, no, I assume that he said, stay wherever you are. 02:49:03.786 --> 02:49:04.486 You're not coming. 02:49:04.486 --> 02:49:05.366 You're just going to stay here. 02:49:05.366 --> 02:49:06.846 And I'm going on a trip to New York. 02:49:06.846 --> 02:49:08.106 You're just going to stay here. 02:49:08.166 --> 02:49:10.346 But apparently, he's the guardian. 02:49:10.346 --> 02:49:11.546 And he's like, what's she doing here? 02:49:11.546 --> 02:49:17.746 And he's like, surely you would, if that was your kid, you would be a bit more like, what the fuck are you doing? 02:49:17.746 --> 02:49:18.846 You can't just do this. 02:49:18.846 --> 02:49:20.486 This is if he's the legal guardian. 02:49:20.486 --> 02:49:21.646 So it's all very weird. 02:49:21.646 --> 02:49:23.566 And he's just like, oh, OK, just let her on. 02:49:23.566 --> 02:49:25.186 It's so bizarre. 02:49:25.186 --> 02:49:28.726 Well, he didn't want to there, I think, partly because of her phobia of water. 02:49:28.726 --> 02:49:31.526 Yeah, I know the reason, but it's the whole things, the whole. 02:49:31.826 --> 02:49:33.086 But these films love it. 02:49:33.086 --> 02:49:36.706 These films love, if you've got a phobia, they just go on water. 02:49:38.806 --> 02:49:39.846 So we've been introduced to those. 02:49:39.846 --> 02:49:46.686 We're now going to be introduced to the captain of the boat, who's not really that much because he gets killed and is second in charge. 02:49:46.686 --> 02:49:56.486 But we also, it's basically his son and his son, Sean, who is a main character, who's like, oh, what do you want to do, son? 02:49:56.486 --> 02:49:58.186 I want you to drive this boat for me. 02:49:58.186 --> 02:50:01.526 And he's disappointed because he doesn't blow the horn and all this sort of stuff. 02:50:01.526 --> 02:50:02.846 He says, what do you do first? 02:50:02.886 --> 02:50:06.426 And he sort of presses a couple of buttons and he's fucked it, Sean. 02:50:06.426 --> 02:50:06.906 Basically. 02:50:06.906 --> 02:50:11.866 And it's just like, oh, God, dad, sorry, I can't be a Navy captain like you. 02:50:11.866 --> 02:50:13.606 And his mates with him as well. 02:50:13.606 --> 02:50:17.646 But this is the classic, like his mate says nothing. 02:50:17.646 --> 02:50:21.026 And then later on, we're like, oh, we need to kill someone. 02:50:21.026 --> 02:50:21.606 Who have you got? 02:50:21.606 --> 02:50:23.946 Oh, grab that one, put him there. 02:50:23.986 --> 02:50:29.206 And all of a sudden, his mate will run out and go, won't say anything and get killed by Jason on the bird of the crow's nest. 02:50:29.206 --> 02:50:37.246 But it's just another case of body count, rather than actual substance of characters, arcs or anything, they may even say dialogue. 02:50:37.246 --> 02:50:41.386 I think that there is some substance in some places. 02:50:41.386 --> 02:50:44.586 Like Sean clearly is trying to live up to his dad's expectations. 02:50:44.586 --> 02:50:47.366 And that's why in the end, he navigates the boat. 02:50:47.366 --> 02:50:51.526 I'm saying there's no substance in these characters who are just not even saying anything. 02:50:52.386 --> 02:50:55.706 There's no substance, because they're just for the body kill, that's all. 02:50:55.706 --> 02:51:00.506 No, Sean and all those guys, there's a substance there, the story behind those guys and the arc and stuff. 02:51:00.506 --> 02:51:04.206 Even though Renny's is a bit confusing, I'll explain. 02:51:04.206 --> 02:51:08.886 Jason, we see him climb aboard the Lazarus, so he's now on board with the Maw. 02:51:08.886 --> 02:51:12.346 And this is where Crazy Ralph says, This voyage is doomed. 02:51:12.346 --> 02:51:14.986 It's got a death curse. 02:51:14.986 --> 02:51:17.066 And the party boat departs. 02:51:17.086 --> 02:51:17.726 What did he say? 02:51:17.766 --> 02:51:18.586 He's got a death curse. 02:51:18.586 --> 02:51:19.986 May as well. 02:51:19.986 --> 02:51:21.666 May as well have done. 02:51:21.666 --> 02:51:24.606 We get a little quick whistle stop tour of the boat. 02:51:24.766 --> 02:51:26.326 We can see there's a disco room. 02:51:26.326 --> 02:51:29.786 80s music montage of the ship's activities. 02:51:29.786 --> 02:51:31.886 There's clay pigeon shooting. 02:51:31.886 --> 02:51:36.926 I've written here, disco, clay pigeon shooting, fun, kissing. 02:51:38.726 --> 02:51:40.086 All these things happen. 02:51:40.086 --> 02:51:42.986 Sean and Renny, it turns out, are a couple. 02:51:42.986 --> 02:51:50.866 And I think that's why Charles, her uncle, did another reason she didn't want, he didn't want her to come, because he knows that Sean's a bit of a bad boy. 02:51:50.866 --> 02:51:53.386 Doesn't want to, you know, hanging out with him. 02:51:53.386 --> 02:51:55.026 And he says to her, you shouldn't be here. 02:51:55.026 --> 02:51:57.426 I don't know why you're here with Stephen King's pen. 02:51:57.426 --> 02:51:58.486 For fuck's sake. 02:51:58.486 --> 02:52:00.986 You were supposed to be Tina from the other film. 02:52:00.986 --> 02:52:03.166 I don't know why you're here. 02:52:03.166 --> 02:52:05.486 It's exactly the dialogue and what he says to her. 02:52:05.486 --> 02:52:09.746 And then we've got the fucking King Uber Yeet Quwain. 02:52:09.746 --> 02:52:10.326 Camcorder guy. 02:52:11.286 --> 02:52:16.006 The King with the biggest camcorder, biggest glasses and the most biggest hair. 02:52:16.006 --> 02:52:19.426 Thing was though, looking at him then, yeah, we're looking at his gig. 02:52:19.426 --> 02:52:25.166 Looking at him then, he was kind of coolish with glasses, big hair and the stuff. 02:52:25.166 --> 02:52:27.646 He wasn't that bad. 02:52:27.646 --> 02:52:31.186 And he's friends with a girl called JJ who is a rock chick. 02:52:31.186 --> 02:52:33.186 She loves rocking out on the guitar. 02:52:33.186 --> 02:52:34.686 He's making a shit music video. 02:52:34.686 --> 02:52:39.406 Basically, he's just got a camera and he's just going to film whatever because he wants to be a film student. 02:52:40.066 --> 02:52:42.586 So he says, I'm filming everything all the time. 02:52:42.586 --> 02:52:43.606 She's like, film me here. 02:52:43.606 --> 02:52:44.286 I'm playing guitar. 02:52:44.286 --> 02:52:46.846 It's like, this could be a bad music video, by the way. 02:52:46.846 --> 02:52:48.226 But okay. 02:52:48.226 --> 02:52:53.926 And she asks him about the blonde chick, the cocaine girl, as we'll call her. 02:52:53.926 --> 02:52:56.346 And he's like, yeah, I think she's so hot. 02:52:56.346 --> 02:52:58.406 And she's like, she'll never get with a guy like you. 02:52:58.406 --> 02:53:00.166 What are you talking about? 02:53:00.166 --> 02:53:00.946 The rock chick? 02:53:00.946 --> 02:53:02.686 The rock chick's properly into him. 02:53:02.746 --> 02:53:03.906 She's all right, though, isn't she? 02:53:04.006 --> 02:53:12.346 Well, she, the rock chick, JJ, she heads downstairs into the engine room where there's all these cool ladders and walkways. 02:53:12.346 --> 02:53:17.906 She says there'll be some real good acoustics downstairs, I want to go play guitar down there. 02:53:17.906 --> 02:53:23.766 So she goes down, starts wailing her guitar, but we see Jason's legs following her down there. 02:53:23.786 --> 02:53:25.926 Uh-oh, so we know something's going to happen. 02:53:26.106 --> 02:53:28.026 Uh-oh, spaghetti, oh. 02:53:28.026 --> 02:53:35.526 We start learning that Renny has some sort of trauma, as we mentioned, and apparently this trip will help her. 02:53:35.526 --> 02:53:36.026 Well, it's not. 02:53:36.026 --> 02:53:38.486 I can tell you now, Renny, it's not going to help. 02:53:38.486 --> 02:53:40.846 All your friends are going to die. 02:53:40.846 --> 02:53:50.366 In brutal bloody ways, you're going to get almost gang raped by some guys in New York, injected with heroin, and you're barely going to get out alive in a tunnel for toxic waste. 02:53:50.366 --> 02:53:52.826 You're almost going to be lost in the sea. 02:53:52.826 --> 02:53:53.586 It's not going to be good. 02:53:54.526 --> 02:53:56.526 It's not, it's pretty shit all round. 02:53:56.526 --> 02:54:00.846 You should have probably just done what a head motherfucker said and stayed at home. 02:54:00.846 --> 02:54:02.486 Head honcho motherfucker. 02:54:02.486 --> 02:54:04.466 Head honcho motherfucker. 02:54:04.466 --> 02:54:06.566 So we cut back to JJ, the rock chick. 02:54:06.566 --> 02:54:09.186 She's in the engine room rocking out with a guitar. 02:54:11.586 --> 02:54:14.366 And Jason approaches her. 02:54:14.366 --> 02:54:24.426 She runs, but he grabs her, splits her head open, and we do get a really good kill with the blood splats all over the camera, which is almost a fourth wall break. 02:54:24.426 --> 02:54:26.106 I do like that. 02:54:26.106 --> 02:54:28.706 She's killed with a guitar. 02:54:28.706 --> 02:54:31.286 So that's the first one on the boat dead there. 02:54:31.286 --> 02:54:32.466 Nice one, Jason. 02:54:32.466 --> 02:54:36.486 Jason wanders around a little bit, you know, afterwards like, who's next? 02:54:36.486 --> 02:54:37.726 Having a little wander around. 02:54:37.726 --> 02:54:39.686 He sees Renny in her bedroom. 02:54:40.906 --> 02:54:45.106 So he's spying on her, probably having a little Anthony Birkins. 02:54:45.866 --> 02:54:47.806 Oh, a little Tim Bundy. 02:54:47.806 --> 02:54:49.366 Or a little Vince Vaughan. 02:54:50.466 --> 02:54:55.806 And while she's in her room, she hears, mommy, mommy, help me. 02:54:55.806 --> 02:55:01.206 And again, this is a weird leftover plot from what would have been Tina. 02:55:01.206 --> 02:55:05.266 Because why is Renny hearing visions of baby Jason? 02:55:05.266 --> 02:55:06.386 With no explanations. 02:55:06.386 --> 02:55:07.766 I'm like, what's going on here? 02:55:07.766 --> 02:55:12.686 But it doesn't matter because then all of a sudden she sees the baby of Jason in the porthole. 02:55:14.466 --> 02:55:15.966 Imagine the Nirvana cover. 02:55:15.966 --> 02:55:16.526 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:55:16.986 --> 02:55:19.426 But instead of a baby, it's got a slot space in there. 02:55:19.426 --> 02:55:21.586 But her dog sees it too. 02:55:22.406 --> 02:55:22.746 How? 02:55:22.746 --> 02:55:23.906 Does he have flashbacks? 02:55:23.906 --> 02:55:25.446 Like Hills Have Eyes Part 2? 02:55:25.446 --> 02:55:26.786 What is going on with this dog? 02:55:26.786 --> 02:55:31.106 The dog looks up and goes, oh, what? 02:55:31.106 --> 02:55:31.906 How does the dog see this? 02:55:31.906 --> 02:55:33.246 That means it's actually there. 02:55:33.246 --> 02:55:36.606 Outside there, there's just a little boy floating of liquid around him. 02:55:36.606 --> 02:55:38.026 Yeah. 02:55:38.026 --> 02:55:38.866 This makes no sense. 02:55:41.246 --> 02:55:43.006 The dog's thinking, what is going on here? 02:55:43.006 --> 02:55:44.826 Like I was. 02:55:44.826 --> 02:55:51.186 Part 2, the introduction of my favorite character, Julius, in the gym. 02:55:51.186 --> 02:55:52.226 The lads are boxing. 02:55:52.226 --> 02:55:53.466 Julius is the boxer. 02:55:53.466 --> 02:56:00.886 He's undefeated and he's beating the crap out of his friend in a boxing match. 02:56:00.886 --> 02:56:04.426 And the two cocaine girls are watching from the skylight above. 02:56:04.426 --> 02:56:06.306 They're like, oh my God, he's so hot. 02:56:06.886 --> 02:56:08.086 Oh, Julius. 02:56:08.086 --> 02:56:09.066 Oh my God. 02:56:09.066 --> 02:56:09.946 Look how hot he is. 02:56:09.946 --> 02:56:13.666 And he knocks this guy out and then he looks up at them and just gives them a little wink. 02:56:13.666 --> 02:56:15.966 He's such a cool dude. 02:56:15.966 --> 02:56:16.646 Just such a cool. 02:56:16.646 --> 02:56:17.206 We've all been there. 02:56:17.206 --> 02:56:20.506 We've all knocked someone out and winked over at two cocaine girls. 02:56:20.506 --> 02:56:20.846 Yep. 02:56:20.846 --> 02:56:21.486 It's fine. 02:56:21.486 --> 02:56:23.326 It's my normal Saturday. 02:56:23.326 --> 02:56:28.066 And then the girls see a boat hand come over and they're like, oh, flirt with him quick. 02:56:28.066 --> 02:56:28.866 He's not interested. 02:56:28.866 --> 02:56:30.086 He's just there to do it. 02:56:30.566 --> 02:56:33.606 He's like Captain Sun's mate. 02:56:33.606 --> 02:56:36.326 You see him then, later on, they needed the death killer killed. 02:56:36.326 --> 02:56:37.306 And I was like, who's that? 02:56:37.306 --> 02:56:40.506 I was like, oh, that's the guy we just saw walking along the corridor once. 02:56:40.506 --> 02:56:41.586 We didn't say a word. 02:56:41.586 --> 02:56:42.746 Oh, OK. 02:56:44.206 --> 02:56:45.686 Well, you know, it's just another... 02:56:45.686 --> 02:56:46.266 It's fine. 02:56:46.266 --> 02:56:46.746 It's fine. 02:56:46.746 --> 02:56:48.166 Another notch on Jason's belt. 02:56:48.166 --> 02:56:49.146 I'm not dissing it at all. 02:56:49.146 --> 02:56:49.546 It's fine. 02:56:49.546 --> 02:56:50.326 It's a body count. 02:56:50.786 --> 02:56:54.386 But I'm just saying that he's another one of those. 02:56:54.386 --> 02:57:01.466 Now Uncle Charles, the head hauncher, motherfucker, as you like to call him, he is suddenly thinking, well, hang on a minute, I need to go and keep an eye on Renny. 02:57:01.466 --> 02:57:01.986 Where is she? 02:57:01.986 --> 02:57:07.806 So he goes off and he accidentally walks in on the girls doing coke. 02:57:07.806 --> 02:57:09.326 Doing the old Chazawaza Charlie. 02:57:09.326 --> 02:57:11.486 He's like, are you doing drugs? 02:57:11.486 --> 02:57:12.886 They're like, no. 02:57:13.006 --> 02:57:13.766 What are you talking about? 02:57:13.766 --> 02:57:15.866 She's got like a white bit around her, but she hasn't. 02:57:15.866 --> 02:57:19.666 But it'd be pretty obvious if he was on two people doing coke, what they were doing. 02:57:19.666 --> 02:57:20.926 So he's Uncle Charles. 02:57:20.926 --> 02:57:21.586 He doesn't know. 02:57:21.586 --> 02:57:23.286 I saw this photograph the other day. 02:57:23.346 --> 02:57:26.226 It's an event, a family day. 02:57:26.226 --> 02:57:28.766 Everyone's all dressed up nice and this girl just looking. 02:57:28.766 --> 02:57:30.226 There's a picture of her. 02:57:30.486 --> 02:57:31.246 I've seen it. 02:57:31.246 --> 02:57:31.706 You've seen it. 02:57:31.706 --> 02:57:32.646 And they were sort of smiling. 02:57:32.646 --> 02:57:33.566 She said, Oh God. 02:57:33.566 --> 02:57:37.986 And it cuts to the other way around and stuck to her phone from her pocket. 02:57:37.986 --> 02:57:40.506 It's a baggie of coke. 02:57:40.506 --> 02:57:42.086 But no one else has seen it yet. 02:57:42.086 --> 02:57:44.006 And she's hoping no one sees it. 02:57:44.006 --> 02:57:49.886 Have you seen the video of Bobby Brown forming in the early 90s? 02:57:51.886 --> 02:57:56.226 And he picks it back up in a smooth dance move, picks it back up and pops it in his pocket and carries on. 02:57:56.226 --> 02:57:58.146 But you got it, yeah. 02:57:58.146 --> 02:58:01.066 Bobby Brown, ain't nobody humping around. 02:58:01.066 --> 02:58:03.346 Just smacking up people instead. 02:58:03.346 --> 02:58:05.666 Two can play that game. 02:58:05.666 --> 02:58:08.206 Whatever the other songs are that he did. 02:58:08.206 --> 02:58:16.446 So yeah, because Renny popped in just before Uncle Charles, these two cocaine girls think that Renny threw them under the bus and grass them up. 02:58:16.446 --> 02:58:18.286 So I'm going to teach that bitch a lesson. 02:58:18.426 --> 02:58:20.486 She's a snitch. 02:58:20.486 --> 02:58:23.826 She didn't, but anyway, that's enough of that. 02:58:25.086 --> 02:58:28.746 So we cut to the guy in the sauna. 02:58:28.746 --> 02:58:29.306 Here we go. 02:58:29.306 --> 02:58:30.106 This is a good death. 02:58:30.106 --> 02:58:31.686 I like this one. 02:58:32.006 --> 02:58:34.186 He's like, while I'm on this boat, I'm going to relax. 02:58:34.186 --> 02:58:38.706 I'm going to go in the sauna with a towel on my face, put some hot coals down, relax. 02:58:38.706 --> 02:58:45.946 It walks Jason, picks up a lump of coal, punches it into his chest. 02:58:47.046 --> 02:58:50.646 His chest cavity just catches fire and Jason just walks out. 02:58:50.706 --> 02:58:53.326 It's not a long shot, but yeah. 02:58:53.346 --> 02:58:53.786 It's cool. 02:58:53.786 --> 02:58:57.646 It's a bit of a final destination death, but I quite like it. 02:58:57.646 --> 02:58:58.526 That's another death. 02:58:58.526 --> 02:59:01.826 We're getting them very quickly now, the deaths. 02:59:01.826 --> 02:59:03.326 Several already. 02:59:03.326 --> 02:59:08.246 Renny is pushed overboard by the girl, the bitch, cocaine girl. 02:59:08.246 --> 02:59:10.346 What the fuck is up with this boat, Doc? 02:59:10.386 --> 02:59:12.006 Why is there no rails? 02:59:13.046 --> 02:59:15.046 She just sort of elbows her and she goes, ah, splash. 02:59:15.046 --> 02:59:21.546 She pushes a little bit on purpose, and she falls off this massive ship into the ocean in the middle of the night. 02:59:21.546 --> 02:59:24.226 Do you know how dangerous this situation is right now? 02:59:24.226 --> 02:59:27.506 And how easily she will get lost at sea and you won't find her. 02:59:27.506 --> 02:59:28.586 A kid died the other day. 02:59:28.586 --> 02:59:35.686 It's easy as fuck to currently get you in seconds and take you, and you've got, you're swimming, you know, you're fucking... 02:59:35.906 --> 02:59:39.506 And she just thinks it's a great old laugh, but I was just like, where the fuck are the barriers there? 02:59:39.566 --> 02:59:40.326 That's ridiculous. 02:59:40.326 --> 02:59:48.466 So the captain's lad dives in because a big old ship as well dives into the water, rescues her, they get her out. 02:59:48.786 --> 02:59:54.226 Well, just before he rescues her, little Diddy Jason's under the water grabbing her legs. 02:59:54.286 --> 02:59:56.106 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:59:57.366 --> 02:59:58.886 Which scares her. 02:59:58.886 --> 03:00:06.206 And the coke heads, they go off, and the two of them, the blonde one's like, that's funny, wasn't it? 03:00:06.206 --> 03:00:06.826 What? 03:00:06.826 --> 03:00:09.246 You almost killed someone. 03:00:09.246 --> 03:00:11.726 You don't even know if they're still actually going to be pulled up yet. 03:00:11.726 --> 03:00:15.686 They might be dead, like, and you are going to go to prison. 03:00:15.686 --> 03:00:16.646 Just for a laugh. 03:00:16.646 --> 03:00:20.546 But her mate sees this and her mate's like, no, I'm not interested in you. 03:00:20.546 --> 03:00:23.366 And just goes off, she goes, oh, what sort of friend are you? 03:00:23.366 --> 03:00:25.586 We don't hang out with murderers. 03:00:27.166 --> 03:00:35.266 It's announced that Renny can't swim and has a terrible fear of water due to a childhood incident. 03:00:35.266 --> 03:00:39.366 So why the fuck is not a safety barrier on the ship for this person? 03:00:39.366 --> 03:00:43.666 The head motherfucker said, stay at home, stay at home, motherfucker. 03:00:43.666 --> 03:00:53.686 And Charles, Uncle Charles is very cross, but he turns around, he bumps into crazy Ralph's son who says, he's back, you know, you're all going to die on this boat. 03:00:53.686 --> 03:00:55.126 And he's like, what the fuck's going on here? 03:00:56.346 --> 03:01:01.726 Rennie keeps elucidating about baby Jason this time in the bathroom mirror. 03:01:01.726 --> 03:01:03.786 With no explanation of why? 03:01:05.066 --> 03:01:09.046 I think because she had the traumatic incident on Camp Crystal Lake when she was little. 03:01:09.206 --> 03:01:11.486 Forever now she sees Jason. 03:01:11.486 --> 03:01:14.946 Baby Jason, not even just Jason, baby Jason, like six year old Jason. 03:01:15.966 --> 03:01:16.846 Grabbing at her legs. 03:01:16.846 --> 03:01:18.826 She can't even look in the mirror and brush her teeth. 03:01:18.826 --> 03:01:20.066 He's in the mirror. 03:01:20.066 --> 03:01:23.966 But it's a great shot of him smashing out the mirror and grabbing at her. 03:01:24.126 --> 03:01:26.546 And I don't know if the dog sees this one or not, but. 03:01:26.546 --> 03:01:30.566 Do you like how now Coke girl wants to get top marks from head motherfucker? 03:01:30.566 --> 03:01:31.926 This is brilliant. 03:01:31.926 --> 03:01:33.926 Yeah, teacher knocks at her door. 03:01:33.926 --> 03:01:36.146 Miss, miss, whatever your name is. 03:01:36.146 --> 03:01:37.026 I need to come on. 03:01:37.026 --> 03:01:38.026 I need to test results. 03:01:38.026 --> 03:01:40.806 He must have said to back at class. 03:01:40.806 --> 03:01:41.046 Right. 03:01:41.046 --> 03:01:41.506 That's it. 03:01:41.506 --> 03:01:42.626 Everyone's handed in. 03:01:42.626 --> 03:01:43.546 We're going on a trip now. 03:01:43.546 --> 03:01:44.726 You should have handed your project in. 03:01:44.726 --> 03:01:45.046 Right. 03:01:45.046 --> 03:01:47.866 I will let you hand it in to me on the boat. 03:01:47.866 --> 03:01:48.786 That must have been what happened. 03:01:48.786 --> 03:01:50.026 So he goes there. 03:01:50.026 --> 03:01:51.346 It was the scene before. 03:01:51.346 --> 03:01:55.006 So when he walked in on them doing the Coke, he suspected they were up to something. 03:01:55.006 --> 03:02:02.266 He said, I'm going to make sure when we get to New York, you're not allowed to leave the boat because I suspect you're up to something and you're late with your biology report. 03:02:02.266 --> 03:02:03.026 Yeah. 03:02:03.026 --> 03:02:04.406 So this is why she's crossed with Renny. 03:02:04.406 --> 03:02:08.366 So she thinks, OK, I'll give him a biology report. 03:02:08.366 --> 03:02:11.086 So she writes all the body parts on her body. 03:02:11.086 --> 03:02:14.586 A hardy, fucking pathetic amount. 03:02:15.886 --> 03:02:18.446 I would happily. 03:02:18.446 --> 03:02:19.706 I would. 03:02:19.746 --> 03:02:20.526 Really? 03:02:20.526 --> 03:02:21.206 She's right. 03:02:21.226 --> 03:02:21.886 It's nothing amazing. 03:02:21.886 --> 03:02:23.386 I was about 16 when I saw this. 03:02:23.386 --> 03:02:24.186 Oh, when you're 16. 03:02:24.186 --> 03:02:25.046 Yeah, I'm not saying now. 03:02:26.106 --> 03:02:27.606 Yeah, but those memories stay. 03:02:27.606 --> 03:02:29.706 Yeah, I know. 03:02:29.706 --> 03:02:31.626 So he walks in on her. 03:02:31.626 --> 03:02:41.686 It was that funny that time when I told you I watched Halloween H2O again and the girl with dark hair, one of the guy's girlfriends in it. 03:02:41.726 --> 03:02:43.246 I remember thinking, she's so hot. 03:02:43.246 --> 03:02:49.426 And when she watched it again, she's like 15, but I'm like 40. 03:02:51.046 --> 03:02:53.386 This doesn't seem the same anymore. 03:02:53.386 --> 03:02:58.866 And then I saw her a couple of months ago and when we were at a convention and she was that, which was really weird. 03:02:58.866 --> 03:02:59.806 And I was like, oh, there's you. 03:02:59.806 --> 03:03:00.926 You still have a crush on you. 03:03:00.926 --> 03:03:01.866 But strange. 03:03:01.866 --> 03:03:02.786 Did you tell her? 03:03:03.366 --> 03:03:05.226 No, no, it's weird. 03:03:05.226 --> 03:03:06.206 I didn't want to. 03:03:07.466 --> 03:03:10.306 She didn't have many people lining up for all across. 03:03:10.306 --> 03:03:13.946 God forbid you ever meet Daniela Harris. 03:03:13.946 --> 03:03:14.646 Yeah, I know. 03:03:14.646 --> 03:03:18.066 And the annoying thing is I'll probably have to tell her, won't I? 03:03:18.066 --> 03:03:20.226 Do you remember that email you got from me about 20 years ago? 03:03:20.226 --> 03:03:21.846 No, not really. 03:03:21.846 --> 03:03:26.706 Oh, I was the weird one that you read on Facebook and we went, mmm. 03:03:26.706 --> 03:03:27.326 I was drunk. 03:03:27.426 --> 03:03:28.946 I do apologize. 03:03:28.966 --> 03:03:30.726 We're like brother and sister. 03:03:32.586 --> 03:03:36.346 This comes up every twice a year, maybe the story on the show. 03:03:36.346 --> 03:03:37.986 Yeah, I looked for it and I couldn't find it. 03:03:37.986 --> 03:03:41.486 Like, I don't know if, I don't know. 03:03:41.486 --> 03:03:44.106 Yeah, it could have all been a dream. 03:03:44.106 --> 03:03:45.286 Well, anyway, let's make the picture. 03:03:45.286 --> 03:03:48.666 So teacher, headmaster, motherfucker has walked in the room. 03:03:48.666 --> 03:03:50.766 She's in a skimpy dressing gown. 03:03:50.766 --> 03:03:52.726 And he says, right, where's your biology report? 03:03:52.726 --> 03:03:54.766 She's like, well, it's right here. 03:03:54.766 --> 03:03:56.726 She takes off her dressing gown. 03:03:56.906 --> 03:03:59.426 She's wearing very skimpy underwear. 03:03:59.426 --> 03:04:02.966 She's got the body parts sort of written on her a little bit. 03:04:02.966 --> 03:04:06.386 And she's like, come on, let's explore my body. 03:04:06.386 --> 03:04:10.106 And she dives on him and starts kissing him. 03:04:10.106 --> 03:04:15.106 I'd say he fights her off, but he leaves it a good 10 seconds of kissing before he... 03:04:15.206 --> 03:04:19.546 He falls back on the bed and says, whoa, no, no. 03:04:19.546 --> 03:04:25.246 And he's like, I'm getting some for the Wank Bank later. 03:04:25.246 --> 03:04:29.226 I'm going to have a little kiss now and then I'm going to go, no, you can't do this. 03:04:29.226 --> 03:04:30.666 I'm your teacher. 03:04:30.666 --> 03:04:31.746 Stop it. 03:04:31.746 --> 03:04:48.386 But it's too late because nerdy, nerdy camcorder guy who, because he loves her so much to do anything she says, even though it possibly ruins the chance of him going to film school, which it does, he helps blackmail the teacher for her. 03:04:48.386 --> 03:04:50.006 He's like, what are you getting out of this, dude? 03:04:50.006 --> 03:04:52.306 You're being a sucker. 03:04:52.306 --> 03:04:59.166 So he videotapes the whole thing and he can obviously edit it to look like it was more than it was or whatever. 03:04:59.166 --> 03:05:07.586 And Uncle Charles is very cross about this and says, this isn't going to happen. 03:05:07.586 --> 03:05:08.586 And he storms out of the room. 03:05:08.586 --> 03:05:10.066 You're all in deep trouble. 03:05:10.186 --> 03:05:12.286 And she says to Wayne, don't worry. 03:05:12.286 --> 03:05:16.146 With what we've got on that tape, he can't do anything about it. 03:05:16.146 --> 03:05:19.226 And then Wayne says to Rina, I've got to tell you something. 03:05:19.226 --> 03:05:22.086 I've had a crush on you since 10th grade. 03:05:22.086 --> 03:05:26.426 And she just sort of laughs at him basically and says, oh well, see ya. 03:05:26.426 --> 03:05:31.686 And he goes off, very rejected. 03:05:31.686 --> 03:05:34.306 And as he walks off, Jason follows him. 03:05:34.306 --> 03:05:39.506 So he got absolutely nothing out of that, but ruining his film chances going to film school. 03:05:39.746 --> 03:05:40.086 Great. 03:05:40.086 --> 03:05:41.326 Nice one. 03:05:42.346 --> 03:05:46.846 That two girl in the shower, always good. 03:05:46.846 --> 03:05:52.326 Jason sneaks in and this is an interesting moment. 03:05:52.326 --> 03:05:53.426 He doesn't kill her. 03:05:53.426 --> 03:05:55.086 He's sort of snooping around. 03:05:55.726 --> 03:05:59.926 She actually sees Jason first and she thinks, oh my God, what's this? 03:05:59.926 --> 03:06:10.926 She puts her ear against the door and he smashes through the wall, smashes her head into the mirror, grabs a shard of glass. 03:06:10.926 --> 03:06:12.186 But we don't see it. 03:06:12.186 --> 03:06:13.026 We don't see it. 03:06:13.026 --> 03:06:13.606 It's off camera. 03:06:13.606 --> 03:06:14.486 So he doesn't go to town. 03:06:14.486 --> 03:06:16.766 He goes fucking nowhere. 03:06:17.946 --> 03:06:19.946 No. 03:06:19.946 --> 03:06:21.226 A thunderstorm hits. 03:06:21.226 --> 03:06:22.386 Of course it does. 03:06:22.386 --> 03:06:24.806 Lightning, thunder, rain, middle of the night. 03:06:24.806 --> 03:06:26.046 You got Jason on board. 03:06:26.046 --> 03:06:27.486 All you need is a thunderstorm. 03:06:27.486 --> 03:06:29.546 Great. 03:06:29.546 --> 03:06:31.626 Jason finds a huge, big hook. 03:06:31.626 --> 03:06:35.286 I don't know what this hook is used for, what purpose it has on a big ship like this. 03:06:36.086 --> 03:06:39.766 It's like a giant hook, but it's another weapon for him. 03:06:39.766 --> 03:06:42.066 And he goes in and kills the captain's mate. 03:06:42.066 --> 03:06:43.966 Yeah. 03:06:43.966 --> 03:06:46.246 And the captain as well, of course. 03:06:46.246 --> 03:06:49.466 Sorry, the captain finds the body first of all, then he gets his throat cut from behind. 03:06:49.466 --> 03:06:53.406 And that's weird because it looks like a good kill, but there's no blood. 03:06:53.406 --> 03:07:00.766 He sort of slices his throat from behind, but nothing really should have had a good geyser of blood gushing out of them, but nothing. 03:07:00.766 --> 03:07:01.926 Nothing. 03:07:01.926 --> 03:07:03.286 Nothing at all. 03:07:03.286 --> 03:07:05.126 So now there's no one driving the boat either. 03:07:05.226 --> 03:07:12.566 It's just sailing along, two dead men in the whatever they call the driving seat. 03:07:12.566 --> 03:07:13.106 What do you call it? 03:07:13.106 --> 03:07:14.766 Not the cockpit. 03:07:14.766 --> 03:07:15.286 Bridge. 03:07:15.286 --> 03:07:16.186 That's what you call it. 03:07:16.186 --> 03:07:17.646 The bridge. 03:07:17.646 --> 03:07:18.666 The cockpit. 03:07:18.666 --> 03:07:22.086 I'm not very good at terms. 03:07:22.086 --> 03:07:24.146 Words. 03:07:24.146 --> 03:07:29.906 Sean and Renny have a little conversation, and Sean says that I'm never going to be the man that my dad is. 03:07:29.906 --> 03:07:33.966 I don't want to be a captain of a boat, and I'm letting him die in everything I do. 03:07:34.106 --> 03:07:35.646 So let's run away together. 03:07:35.646 --> 03:07:39.326 And she's like, yeah, that's what I was planning on doing anyway. 03:07:39.326 --> 03:07:41.966 And then he finds his dead dad. 03:07:41.966 --> 03:07:43.166 And he's like, oh, shit. 03:07:43.246 --> 03:07:44.046 He grabs the tan. 03:07:44.046 --> 03:07:48.686 That's about as much as a trauma he comes from finding his dad dead. 03:07:48.686 --> 03:07:50.386 Oh, shit. 03:07:50.386 --> 03:07:52.426 Bloody hell. 03:07:52.426 --> 03:07:54.486 He's not caught up about it in a sloth. 03:07:54.486 --> 03:07:55.526 He grabs the tan, are we? 03:07:55.526 --> 03:08:00.286 He's like, everybody come up on the dock, come up onto the deck or into the fucking room. 03:08:00.886 --> 03:08:01.366 The words. 03:08:01.786 --> 03:08:03.346 Coming to the words. 03:08:03.346 --> 03:08:04.546 We're all here waiting for you. 03:08:04.546 --> 03:08:05.746 Come in, please. 03:08:05.746 --> 03:08:07.506 I'm going to get my dad's dead body, everyone. 03:08:07.506 --> 03:08:08.446 They don't say that. 03:08:08.446 --> 03:08:09.686 Oh, for fuck's sake. 03:08:09.686 --> 03:08:12.846 They all go up and they open the door and there's a dead body there. 03:08:12.846 --> 03:08:15.546 I personally have not really seen a dead body. 03:08:15.546 --> 03:08:19.666 If I'm on a ship and they go, right, come up upstairs and open the door. 03:08:19.666 --> 03:08:21.366 They haven't prepared me. 03:08:21.366 --> 03:08:22.446 And there's a dead body. 03:08:22.446 --> 03:08:23.346 The fuck is that? 03:08:23.586 --> 03:08:24.346 There's a dead body. 03:08:24.346 --> 03:08:25.486 That's a dead body? 03:08:25.486 --> 03:08:26.246 Oh, shit. 03:08:26.246 --> 03:08:26.706 I'd be like. 03:08:26.706 --> 03:08:28.046 Even more so if it's his dad. 03:08:28.066 --> 03:08:29.766 Yeah, I'd be like, your dad's dead. 03:08:29.766 --> 03:08:30.686 Oh my God, what's happened? 03:08:30.686 --> 03:08:31.566 I'm so sorry. 03:08:31.566 --> 03:08:32.406 What the fuck do we do? 03:08:32.406 --> 03:08:33.586 I'd be in panic mode. 03:08:33.586 --> 03:08:37.506 Everyone that comes on is like, they just look down at it. 03:08:37.506 --> 03:08:38.406 Is that your dad? 03:08:38.406 --> 03:08:43.066 Like they look down at it like, is that a dead cat? 03:08:43.066 --> 03:08:44.286 It's just so, do you know what I mean? 03:08:44.286 --> 03:08:45.506 It's like, there's nothing at all. 03:08:45.506 --> 03:08:49.186 It's like, oh my God, come on, director, give them some motivation. 03:08:49.186 --> 03:08:55.206 But maybe Sean's gone into sort of shock because he grabs the radio and starts calling May Day to the Coast Guard. 03:08:56.626 --> 03:09:00.646 But before we can really get the message out there, Jason yanks the cables. 03:09:00.646 --> 03:09:01.666 Of course he does. 03:09:01.666 --> 03:09:05.046 We all like a bit of yanking of the cables. 03:09:05.046 --> 03:09:10.506 Oh, and Crazy Ralph's son sticks his head in the bridge and says, Jason's back, you know. 03:09:10.506 --> 03:09:13.046 Thanks, fucking crazy boat, Ralph. 03:09:13.146 --> 03:09:15.086 Fuck off. 03:09:15.086 --> 03:09:15.806 We don't need it. 03:09:15.806 --> 03:09:16.946 We know, we get it. 03:09:16.946 --> 03:09:17.966 Great, he's here. 03:09:17.966 --> 03:09:20.126 Help us do something about it. 03:09:20.166 --> 03:09:23.786 Keep telling us Uncle Charles says Uncle Charles. 03:09:24.166 --> 03:09:27.806 I don't believe the whole time is like, it's been Jason. 03:09:27.806 --> 03:09:29.006 Stop it. 03:09:29.006 --> 03:09:29.866 He's been dead for years. 03:09:29.866 --> 03:09:33.166 And what would he be doing out in the middle of the ocean on a boat? 03:09:33.166 --> 03:09:34.446 He back on Camp Crystal Lake. 03:09:34.446 --> 03:09:35.646 What are you all talking about? 03:09:35.646 --> 03:09:37.686 To be fair, it does make sense. 03:09:37.686 --> 03:09:43.446 And the teacher, the head motherfucker, thinks it's probably crazy boat, Ralph, which would make more sense as well. 03:09:43.446 --> 03:09:45.766 He has been going around saying everyone's going to die. 03:09:45.766 --> 03:09:49.026 So it's probably the first person to check out. 03:09:49.166 --> 03:09:52.406 So, yeah, however, Julius and all the other kids. 03:09:52.406 --> 03:09:53.486 Let's go find Jason. 03:09:53.486 --> 03:09:58.206 Come on, Julius is always just like, I say, let's go get this motherfucker. 03:09:58.206 --> 03:10:00.486 And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow, slow down, slow down. 03:10:00.486 --> 03:10:02.966 What a character which is dead. 03:10:03.626 --> 03:10:04.406 OK. 03:10:04.406 --> 03:10:04.886 But yeah. 03:10:04.886 --> 03:10:12.366 And when he when he sort of tries to rally the kids up, the teacher says, I'm still in charge. 03:10:12.366 --> 03:10:14.086 You know, I'm your principal. 03:10:14.086 --> 03:10:15.966 And Julius drops the line. 03:10:16.446 --> 03:10:17.006 Yeah. 03:10:17.006 --> 03:10:19.266 Well, school is out. 03:10:19.266 --> 03:10:20.426 Which is true. 03:10:20.426 --> 03:10:24.406 In a situation like that, it changes. 03:10:24.406 --> 03:10:25.126 It's quite good though. 03:10:25.126 --> 03:10:36.706 The movie changes here, which is something which we've not had before on Friday the 13th, where we now have a bunch of people stuck on a boat in a thunderstorm with a serial killer hunting them down. 03:10:36.706 --> 03:10:38.326 Jason, we've not had this before. 03:10:38.326 --> 03:10:40.506 It's the voyage of the Demeter. 03:10:40.506 --> 03:10:42.146 And we've not had this before, really. 03:10:42.146 --> 03:10:45.166 Jason does do that, but not in this sort of situation. 03:10:46.946 --> 03:10:48.406 So, it is different. 03:10:48.406 --> 03:10:50.706 I just don't think they pray. 03:10:50.706 --> 03:10:52.426 They don't sort of know that. 03:10:52.426 --> 03:10:54.226 I don't think they've looked at that themselves. 03:10:54.226 --> 03:11:01.566 They'll just step back and look to them and go, Oh, yeah, because I think they could really push that element more and made it quite suspenseful. 03:11:01.566 --> 03:11:03.746 Well, here's another one for AI. 03:11:03.746 --> 03:11:10.986 Let's imagine that the kids venture down into the kitchen and they come across the cook who's Steven Seagal in Under Siege. 03:11:10.986 --> 03:11:13.246 And he's like, What are you kids doing in my kitchen? 03:11:13.246 --> 03:11:15.246 They're like, There's a killer on the loose. 03:11:15.246 --> 03:11:17.646 He's like, I'll go take care of him. 03:11:17.746 --> 03:11:20.526 It's Jason, Steven Seagal versus Jason. 03:11:20.526 --> 03:11:21.946 I'd watch that. 03:11:21.946 --> 03:11:22.986 Fucking great. 03:11:22.986 --> 03:11:28.046 Especially if Erika Eleniak pops out of the cake like she did in Under Siege. 03:11:28.046 --> 03:11:37.146 Yeah, I was watching Family Guy yesterday and Steven Seagal turns up and I think someone's like, Oh, it's the dude in the wheelchair, the cop. 03:11:37.146 --> 03:11:41.806 He says, I've got Steven Seagal's come in to do some training. 03:11:41.806 --> 03:11:43.746 He does training for us, please. 03:11:44.766 --> 03:11:50.366 They're just standing there saying, why are you so fat though? 03:11:50.366 --> 03:11:51.926 Don't talk to him about his weight. 03:11:51.926 --> 03:11:54.386 Someone else goes, why are you so fat though? 03:11:55.726 --> 03:12:01.546 Why are you Native American, but you're going for all these different things? 03:12:01.546 --> 03:12:03.186 What are you? 03:12:03.186 --> 03:12:06.806 It's because he's pretended so many things over the years. 03:12:06.806 --> 03:12:13.146 He's pretended he's Japanese, he's pretended he's Native American, he's pretended he's this, he's that. 03:12:13.146 --> 03:12:15.046 I think he's actually Italian. 03:12:15.046 --> 03:12:16.006 It makes sense. 03:12:16.006 --> 03:12:19.226 To be fair, he lived in Japan for quite a long time actually. 03:12:20.786 --> 03:12:24.706 He was one of the first white guys to train other people. 03:12:24.806 --> 03:12:31.826 He did have some legit cred at a point, but then he's just gone a bit wacky over the years, hasn't he? 03:12:31.826 --> 03:12:39.406 If you believe the stories, he did actually get sent off in Vietnam to be a one-man army, apparently. 03:12:39.406 --> 03:12:43.306 People do claim that some of that is true, that he was out there in Nam doing some of that shit. 03:12:43.306 --> 03:12:49.386 He might have well done, but it's got lost in all the sort of rediculousness of his later years, isn't it? 03:12:49.386 --> 03:12:52.466 Some of the stuff like some of his martial arts. 03:12:52.746 --> 03:12:55.646 My favorite quote ever is still DMX. 03:12:55.646 --> 03:13:02.426 When they interviewed DMX after one of the films he was in with him, and he said, what was it like working with Seagal? 03:13:02.426 --> 03:13:05.386 And he went, man, I'll never work with him again. 03:13:05.386 --> 03:13:07.926 That stupid motherfucker's got plastic hair. 03:13:08.966 --> 03:13:10.686 And it's like, that was his quote. 03:13:10.706 --> 03:13:14.986 You never know, there might be a chance I might even pick that one for one of my birthday episodes one day. 03:13:14.986 --> 03:13:16.666 Because that's not too bad. 03:13:16.666 --> 03:13:17.726 Exit Wounds, is it? 03:13:18.026 --> 03:13:19.786 The Glimmer Man. 03:13:19.786 --> 03:13:20.546 Oh, what a shit. 03:13:20.546 --> 03:13:22.826 Oh, that's from Modern Wings. 03:13:22.826 --> 03:13:23.986 That's the one I was thinking of. 03:13:23.986 --> 03:13:28.866 It's not very good, but there is them two hunting a serial killer. 03:13:28.866 --> 03:13:30.866 Exit Wounds is the one with DMX. 03:13:30.906 --> 03:13:33.126 It is in the vein of horror, slowly. 03:13:33.126 --> 03:13:36.246 Anyway, because he did some hip hop films, didn't he? 03:13:36.246 --> 03:13:41.446 He did that one with Cradle To The Grave with Jet Li and stuff like that. 03:13:41.446 --> 03:13:43.366 No, I don't know. 03:13:43.366 --> 03:13:44.166 Let's get back on this. 03:13:44.506 --> 03:13:47.266 This is the Steven Seagal podcast. 03:13:47.266 --> 03:13:50.146 Anyway, Renny says, I'm going to go drop anchor. 03:13:50.146 --> 03:13:51.026 So she goes down. 03:13:51.446 --> 03:13:53.906 She's going to go into a dump. 03:13:53.906 --> 03:13:55.926 Now we know what it means in this film. 03:13:55.926 --> 03:13:57.006 Oh, Jason's coming. 03:13:57.006 --> 03:13:58.046 I better go drop anchor. 03:13:59.986 --> 03:14:02.266 I've just dropped anchor in my pants. 03:14:02.266 --> 03:14:05.126 There's a bit of a red herring because there's an axe behind it, but not much happens with it. 03:14:05.126 --> 03:14:11.626 But Charles finds it and he says to her, what the hell are you doing dropping anchor in the middle of a storm in the ocean? 03:14:11.626 --> 03:14:13.706 And he sort of raises the anchor again. 03:14:13.706 --> 03:14:21.566 So they carry on sailing and they all start to realize that people around them are either missing or turning up dead. 03:14:21.566 --> 03:14:24.746 So the kids definitely do believe that there's Jason now. 03:14:25.606 --> 03:14:30.146 The Coke pal finds the other Coke pal dead. 03:14:30.146 --> 03:14:30.806 Yes, she does. 03:14:30.806 --> 03:14:33.286 I love the fact she's like, oh, then Jason turns along. 03:14:33.286 --> 03:14:34.526 She's like, oh shit. 03:14:34.526 --> 03:14:36.366 So she runs off. 03:14:36.366 --> 03:14:43.806 Okay, you could run off and hide on the ship or you could run straight into the middle of the disco dance floor, which is all lit up music. 03:14:43.806 --> 03:14:50.946 And you could circle around it, going round and round in a circle and not actually hiding. 03:14:51.006 --> 03:14:52.666 Well, Jason is going to find you. 03:14:52.666 --> 03:14:55.146 He's just going to walk up there. 03:14:55.146 --> 03:14:57.866 That lit up musical point. 03:14:57.866 --> 03:15:05.446 I've written here, Hodder's miming is amazing in this scene, because this again is him doing it all with his body. 03:15:05.446 --> 03:15:07.066 He walks in, there's balloons around him. 03:15:07.066 --> 03:15:11.626 He somehow darts around like magic though, because she can't see where he is. 03:15:11.626 --> 03:15:12.806 Which is like, how? 03:15:12.806 --> 03:15:14.326 He's huge. 03:15:14.326 --> 03:15:16.546 How can you not look at him? 03:15:16.546 --> 03:15:18.466 I've written the disco light seems to confuse her. 03:15:18.506 --> 03:15:23.266 I think she's a bit shocked and the disco lights are flashing in her face. 03:15:23.266 --> 03:15:24.986 But also, he can teleport now in this. 03:15:25.166 --> 03:15:27.466 That must be it. 03:15:27.466 --> 03:15:32.526 And this is the one and only time Jason has ever killed someone by strangling them. 03:15:32.606 --> 03:15:32.926 Okay. 03:15:32.926 --> 03:15:35.426 He picks her up off the ground, but he still only strangles her. 03:15:35.426 --> 03:15:37.126 That's okay though, that's not too bad. 03:15:37.126 --> 03:15:49.146 I sometimes play Jason when I play Mortal Kombat X on the PlayStation and he can be Leatherface, Jason, Alien, different people. 03:15:49.146 --> 03:15:51.946 And he is quite a presence. 03:15:51.946 --> 03:15:54.766 Like you could do stuff like that, pick him up and he's huge. 03:15:54.766 --> 03:15:55.666 And it does look quite good. 03:15:55.666 --> 03:15:59.346 It's effective just doing that, picking something off like that on the neck. 03:15:59.346 --> 03:16:03.146 It's quite an effective kill even though, you know, it's bland. 03:16:03.146 --> 03:16:07.186 If you're into WWF as it was, but then Kane. 03:16:07.186 --> 03:16:09.026 I used to be when I was a kid. 03:16:09.046 --> 03:16:13.326 If you know the character Kane, the wrestler Kane, he modelled himself on Jason. 03:16:13.326 --> 03:16:16.506 And even I think the reason he's called Kane is after Kane Hodder. 03:16:16.506 --> 03:16:17.626 And he's quite a presence. 03:16:17.626 --> 03:16:20.366 He wears a mask and picks people up like that and slams them around. 03:16:20.366 --> 03:16:22.766 So and he's apparently burned in a fire as well. 03:16:22.766 --> 03:16:26.546 So he wasn't really, but he wore the mask for all that. 03:16:26.546 --> 03:16:27.846 Camera guy. 03:16:27.846 --> 03:16:31.486 The 80s camera guy has got his massive 80s camera on his shoulder. 03:16:31.486 --> 03:16:32.546 Also has a shotgun. 03:16:32.546 --> 03:16:34.066 Where did he get the shotgun from? 03:16:34.066 --> 03:16:35.546 Oh, just before that, there's a scene. 03:16:35.546 --> 03:16:37.466 So the boys get all their weapons together. 03:16:38.506 --> 03:16:39.906 They all gather axes and guns. 03:16:39.906 --> 03:16:43.606 I do wonder though, how he's going to, it's like put the camera down. 03:16:43.606 --> 03:16:44.706 I know, I know. 03:16:44.706 --> 03:16:45.426 It's not a fan footage movie. 03:16:45.426 --> 03:16:49.106 How he can shoot a fucking fan, a fan footage movie. 03:16:49.106 --> 03:16:50.766 How you can shoot Jason with a shotgun. 03:16:50.766 --> 03:16:55.606 But somehow he still does though, because he gets his glasses knocked off by a steam pipe. 03:16:55.606 --> 03:16:56.326 So you can't see. 03:16:56.326 --> 03:16:59.246 And I know what that's like when I go swimming and blinds are bad. 03:16:59.246 --> 03:16:59.966 You know? 03:16:59.966 --> 03:17:01.286 Velma, Velma. 03:17:01.606 --> 03:17:03.926 And then just see someone who shoots. 03:17:03.926 --> 03:17:05.306 No, you're short sighted. 03:17:05.306 --> 03:17:08.286 Don't shoot the first blur that you see. 03:17:08.286 --> 03:17:16.006 Well, just before that, when they're doing the weapons, there's a fun moment with Julius being really hard again, where they're like, what are you going to use Julius? 03:17:16.006 --> 03:17:19.326 And he sort of looks at his hands and goes, I don't need anything. 03:17:19.326 --> 03:17:21.206 And then he thinks, actually I'll get a gun. 03:17:21.206 --> 03:17:23.466 Then he gets a gun as well. 03:17:23.466 --> 03:17:24.306 But yeah, you're right. 03:17:24.306 --> 03:17:30.286 So poor old Wayne without his glasses, he's wandering around and then he shoots who he thinks is Jason. 03:17:30.346 --> 03:17:33.646 It turns out to be that guy with no lines, the deckhand. 03:17:33.646 --> 03:17:35.846 Yeah. 03:17:35.846 --> 03:17:38.346 Well, you've killed something and he looks at him and he goes, no, no, no, no, no. 03:17:38.346 --> 03:17:39.706 Then he's killed. 03:17:39.706 --> 03:17:42.366 And I missed it because I was just writing down the odd note. 03:17:42.366 --> 03:17:43.066 How did he die? 03:17:43.066 --> 03:17:43.906 It was so quick. 03:17:43.906 --> 03:17:45.526 If you blink, you miss it. 03:17:45.526 --> 03:17:48.966 He trips over JJ, the Rock Chick's body from earlier. 03:17:48.966 --> 03:17:50.246 Yeah. 03:17:50.246 --> 03:17:54.546 And then Jason grabs him and throws him on to a big fuse box where he fries. 03:17:54.546 --> 03:17:55.386 It's quite a good death. 03:17:55.386 --> 03:17:56.726 He gets electrocuted and fries. 03:17:56.926 --> 03:17:57.846 It was very quick. 03:17:57.846 --> 03:18:00.026 And that's what starts the fire on the boat. 03:18:00.026 --> 03:18:02.466 So this death causes the fire to start on the boat. 03:18:02.466 --> 03:18:03.866 It's a catalyst for that. 03:18:04.926 --> 03:18:08.386 Sean struggles to man and drive the boat. 03:18:08.386 --> 03:18:09.186 He's not like his dad. 03:18:09.186 --> 03:18:10.466 He's already told Renny that. 03:18:10.466 --> 03:18:11.766 So he's trying his best. 03:18:11.766 --> 03:18:17.686 And then he sees lots of lights and he says, oh my God, there's a fire in the main engine room. 03:18:17.686 --> 03:18:18.986 Oh no, this is really bad. 03:18:18.986 --> 03:18:19.806 What should we do? 03:18:19.806 --> 03:18:31.146 I'm gonna say this movie does drag a bit because I think it's not a long movie, but I think because there's so much going on so quickly, it makes it feel like, oh God, now what? 03:18:31.146 --> 03:18:32.206 Now, do you know what I mean? 03:18:32.206 --> 03:18:35.666 It does, it gets to the point you're like, oh, come on. 03:18:35.666 --> 03:18:41.366 Especially when on the boat, go into Manhattan, that little rowboat, it drags. 03:18:41.366 --> 03:18:42.606 I disagree. 03:18:42.606 --> 03:18:45.526 Like I said earlier, it's an hour and 40, but it doesn't feel like that to me. 03:18:45.906 --> 03:18:48.486 It felt like it dragged me, but fair enough. 03:18:49.826 --> 03:18:53.606 Sean manages to set them back on course. 03:18:53.606 --> 03:18:54.406 He's figured it out. 03:18:54.546 --> 03:18:56.466 He's remembered what to do. 03:18:57.646 --> 03:19:01.426 And Charles says, Well, I'm going to go and find the deck hand from earlier. 03:19:01.426 --> 03:19:03.546 He'll know how to drive the boat properly. 03:19:03.546 --> 03:19:05.106 I still don't believe in Jason. 03:19:05.106 --> 03:19:06.166 You kids are all crazy. 03:19:06.406 --> 03:19:10.546 You will stay here on the bridge with the two dead bodies, one of which is your dad, Sean. 03:19:10.546 --> 03:19:14.506 You will stay here and I'll go off and see what's going on. 03:19:14.506 --> 03:19:18.346 Some random guy outside tries to attack Jason. 03:19:18.346 --> 03:19:22.386 This is where he starts climbing up the mast to get away from Jason. 03:19:22.466 --> 03:19:31.486 And then somehow, Jason is up the mast with him in seconds, literally, and throws him down to his death, where he splats on the ground. 03:19:32.786 --> 03:19:33.966 So that's that. 03:19:33.966 --> 03:19:34.746 Yep. 03:19:34.746 --> 03:19:35.426 Teleportation. 03:19:35.426 --> 03:19:41.286 Julius finds his buddy's body, and then Julius gets thrown overboard. 03:19:41.286 --> 03:19:42.486 But fear not, he's not dead. 03:19:42.486 --> 03:19:44.906 He will come back later for a good old scrap. 03:19:47.566 --> 03:19:54.246 Rennie is locked in her room for her own good by her uncle, and she sees more visions of Jason. 03:19:54.246 --> 03:20:03.226 This time, the real Jason headbutts the glass of the little round window and grabs her, and she thinks, well, what am I going to use? 03:20:03.226 --> 03:20:04.866 What am I going to use? 03:20:04.866 --> 03:20:07.866 Ah, Stephen King's pen. 03:20:07.866 --> 03:20:12.786 She grabs that and stabs it in his eye through his eye hole. 03:20:12.786 --> 03:20:13.366 He pulls it out. 03:20:13.486 --> 03:20:14.766 He's not very happy about that. 03:20:14.766 --> 03:20:17.986 And Sean comes in the room and says, Oh my God, let's get out of here. 03:20:17.986 --> 03:20:21.806 You've just stabbed a mad man in the eye with Stephen King's pen. 03:20:21.806 --> 03:20:23.866 This is crazy. 03:20:23.866 --> 03:20:25.926 He doesn't say any of that, but, you know. 03:20:25.926 --> 03:20:35.246 Then there's a huge explosion and the rest of the group gather in the disco room, because if you're going to gather anywhere, go where the booze is, which is highly flammable, of course. 03:20:35.246 --> 03:20:37.406 But they all gather in the disco room. 03:20:38.426 --> 03:20:39.706 Charles goes into the kitchen. 03:20:39.706 --> 03:20:43.466 Uncle Charles goes into the kitchen looking for Steven Seagal. 03:20:43.466 --> 03:20:47.346 He's not in there, but he does find a flare gun. 03:20:47.346 --> 03:20:53.686 We get a random jump scare from Crazy Ralph's son, who just goes and runs off. 03:20:53.686 --> 03:20:55.286 There we go. 03:20:55.286 --> 03:20:58.546 And suddenly, the ship starts flooding. 03:20:58.546 --> 03:21:04.206 So Sean and Renny try to alert everybody and say, like, we've got to go. 03:21:04.206 --> 03:21:05.726 The ship's sinking. 03:21:05.726 --> 03:21:09.046 It's on fire and it's sinking and half of the people have been killed. 03:21:09.666 --> 03:21:15.666 Let's all get into a little lifeboat and sail away. 03:21:16.906 --> 03:21:17.766 Charles joins them. 03:21:17.766 --> 03:21:19.366 There's lots of tension. 03:21:19.366 --> 03:21:20.586 The disco room's flooded. 03:21:20.586 --> 03:21:25.646 Now, weirdly, there was everyone that was in the disco room, which was about eight kids. 03:21:25.646 --> 03:21:26.046 That's it. 03:21:26.046 --> 03:21:27.186 They're just dead now. 03:21:27.186 --> 03:21:27.726 Yeah. 03:21:27.946 --> 03:21:33.226 And the only mention of this is when they all get in the lifeboat, they go, we got to go down to the disco room to get our buddies. 03:21:33.226 --> 03:21:35.926 And Sean just says the disco room doesn't exist anymore. 03:21:37.426 --> 03:21:39.846 So that's a quick way to kill off half the cast, isn't it? 03:21:41.006 --> 03:21:44.046 How much does it affect budget for killing off 20-year-old people? 03:21:44.046 --> 03:21:44.466 Nothing. 03:21:44.466 --> 03:21:46.566 We just say they're dead. 03:21:46.566 --> 03:21:48.186 We just say they're dead. 03:21:50.386 --> 03:21:53.846 They all get in the life raft and Jason just watches them angry. 03:21:53.846 --> 03:21:55.926 But also it's what he wants, Gav. 03:21:55.926 --> 03:21:57.486 It's what he wants. 03:21:59.086 --> 03:22:02.406 Julius does a jumpscare where he bursts out of the water and you think, oh, it's Jason. 03:22:02.406 --> 03:22:03.686 Oh, it's just Julius. 03:22:03.686 --> 03:22:04.226 It's fine. 03:22:04.226 --> 03:22:05.446 And he gets in. 03:22:05.446 --> 03:22:08.786 So there's five of them left now in the boat, including a dog. 03:22:09.166 --> 03:22:10.826 In the rowboat, yeah. 03:22:10.826 --> 03:22:13.126 The dog is called Ace, by the way, just so you know. 03:22:13.126 --> 03:22:14.126 Ace. 03:22:14.126 --> 03:22:16.446 That's his real name, Ace. 03:22:16.446 --> 03:22:18.906 And they start rowing. 03:22:18.906 --> 03:22:20.706 And they're rowing and they're rowing and they're rowing. 03:22:20.706 --> 03:22:22.326 And this is the bit you don't like, it drags. 03:22:22.326 --> 03:22:27.366 And poor old Sean's got his little computer that he's using to navigate. 03:22:27.366 --> 03:22:29.146 And he said, I'm never going to be like my dad. 03:22:29.486 --> 03:22:32.966 And then suddenly, they see New York, they see the Statue of Liberty. 03:22:32.966 --> 03:22:34.026 Sean, you did it. 03:22:34.026 --> 03:22:36.186 You can be like your dad. 03:22:36.186 --> 03:22:38.526 You got us here. 03:22:38.526 --> 03:22:44.406 And they arrive at the docks in probably one of the dodgiest looking parts of New York you could ever find. 03:22:44.406 --> 03:22:45.506 It is the worst. 03:22:45.506 --> 03:22:49.626 Like later on, like you say, that this girl, like she's going to go through everything. 03:22:49.626 --> 03:22:52.626 It is like the worst place they could do. 03:22:52.626 --> 03:22:54.826 Yeah, it is quite a boring trip there. 03:22:56.466 --> 03:22:59.006 So, what's Jason doing here? 03:22:59.006 --> 03:23:01.246 Is he just walking on the wall under the ground? 03:23:01.246 --> 03:23:09.386 I do not know how he gets there, but what I do know is, seconds after they wander off to get some help, Jason climbs out of the water. 03:23:09.386 --> 03:23:14.246 How on earth did he swim or walk or? 03:23:14.246 --> 03:23:15.626 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 03:23:15.626 --> 03:23:17.406 Teleport. 03:23:17.406 --> 03:23:19.426 But the main thing is he's now in New York. 03:23:19.426 --> 03:23:25.366 And the first thing he sees when he gets out is a big advert for the hockey stadium with a great big mask on there for the goalie. 03:23:25.366 --> 03:23:26.546 He does. 03:23:26.546 --> 03:23:32.406 And he breaks the fourth wall by looking around at the camera and tilting his head a little bit. 03:23:32.406 --> 03:23:34.566 Because it's that kind of movie. 03:23:34.566 --> 03:23:35.306 And I love it. 03:23:35.306 --> 03:23:36.606 I absolutely love it. 03:23:36.606 --> 03:23:38.466 Yeah. 03:23:38.466 --> 03:23:43.566 And suddenly, before they can even take three steps, they're mugged. 03:23:46.766 --> 03:23:47.546 It's terrible, though. 03:23:47.546 --> 03:23:49.026 It literally just got there. 03:23:49.026 --> 03:23:55.086 And all of a sudden, it's like, all right, you're going to go be gang raped while jacked up on heroin. 03:23:55.086 --> 03:23:55.546 Brilliant. 03:23:55.546 --> 03:24:07.126 Now, this scene and the next few scenes are the reason why the posters had to be changed, because one of the original posters is Jason ripping through the I love NY sign. 03:24:07.126 --> 03:24:13.666 And another one was him stood above the Manhattan skyline with blood dripping off his machete. 03:24:13.666 --> 03:24:18.466 And the New York tourist board were like, you're not painting a very good picture of New York. 03:24:18.466 --> 03:24:21.386 You need to get rid of the I love NY poster. 03:24:21.386 --> 03:24:25.046 So that's still used, but not, it wasn't really used in New York. 03:24:25.046 --> 03:24:36.406 And they removed the blood from the machete, the other one, because to be fair, they are basically saying as soon as you get off a boat in New York, you're going to get mugged, raped, injected with heroin, you know. 03:24:36.406 --> 03:24:38.286 They are not painting a good picture. 03:24:38.286 --> 03:24:41.066 I've been there and I didn't have any of those things happen to me. 03:24:42.466 --> 03:24:45.166 Twice I've been there, twice the chance. 03:24:46.466 --> 03:24:49.006 So, they get mugged. 03:24:49.006 --> 03:24:58.386 Henry Rowlands, as famously a traveler, likes to find somewhere on a map and go, I'm going to go there and goes by himself. 03:24:58.386 --> 03:24:58.966 He loves it. 03:24:58.966 --> 03:24:59.946 He's been everywhere. 03:24:59.946 --> 03:25:04.026 He's been to Africa like 20 odd times, just all the different places. 03:25:04.026 --> 03:25:12.346 And he said the most dangerous place in the whole world he's been to is America. 03:25:12.346 --> 03:25:13.206 Wow. 03:25:13.206 --> 03:25:18.566 He said, I've nearly been, the only times I've nearly been killed is twice, was in America. 03:25:19.806 --> 03:25:21.366 So that's crazy, isn't it? 03:25:21.366 --> 03:25:23.386 I don't think I've ever been nearly killed. 03:25:23.386 --> 03:25:25.226 I was going to say, I don't think I've ever been killed. 03:25:25.226 --> 03:25:26.306 Clearly I haven't. 03:25:26.306 --> 03:25:28.286 I don't think I've ever been nearly killed anywhere. 03:25:28.286 --> 03:25:33.946 He was robbed when he was young, younger, with his mate, and his mate was shot and killed. 03:25:34.906 --> 03:25:36.746 He just got away. 03:25:36.746 --> 03:25:38.406 Christ. 03:25:38.406 --> 03:25:40.886 He's a big, big hard bloke, though, isn't he, Henry Rollins? 03:25:40.886 --> 03:25:43.006 Yeah, quite an intense person. 03:25:43.006 --> 03:25:51.666 So these guys basically strip them of their wallets and watches, and then they see Renny and they're like, Hey, you want to come on a date with us? 03:25:51.706 --> 03:25:55.646 Yeah, yeah, like, you follow us, man. 03:25:55.646 --> 03:25:57.206 We're going to fucking shoot you. 03:25:57.206 --> 03:25:59.486 They take it back, lay it down and jack up for heroin. 03:25:59.926 --> 03:26:05.966 Well, hang on, before that, but before that, they take her off, and the second they get around the corner, Julius goes, well, what are we waiting for? 03:26:05.966 --> 03:26:07.366 Let's go kick their asses. 03:26:07.466 --> 03:26:09.146 You're going to get shot. 03:26:09.146 --> 03:26:10.606 Julius, calm down. 03:26:10.606 --> 03:26:18.066 Let's go get a cop, which she goes and does, which is the thing is, though, it's a bit like that could be too late, but... 03:26:18.066 --> 03:26:21.346 Uncle Charles says, I think we should all split up. 03:26:21.346 --> 03:26:23.166 It's going to be quicker if we all split up. 03:26:23.206 --> 03:26:26.966 To try and find a cop, I suppose, pre-internet. 03:26:26.966 --> 03:26:33.586 And they lay her down and they jack her up and stuff, but I've known her and Alex. 03:26:33.586 --> 03:26:39.206 And when they jack up, it's sleepy to buys time. 03:26:39.586 --> 03:26:47.426 It's pretty much full on sleepy buys, or like, she doesn't really get like that a little bit, but not really. 03:26:50.266 --> 03:26:53.646 Yeah, one of the guys is like, hey, Jack, something's like, no, I think that's the fun of you. 03:26:53.646 --> 03:26:56.986 The other guy goes, okay, I'm going to go off to the shop or something. 03:26:56.986 --> 03:26:57.446 I don't know. 03:26:57.766 --> 03:26:59.166 I'm going to get a chocolate bar. 03:26:59.166 --> 03:27:03.426 I don't know, I'm going to get an ice lolly, because he comes back and says, oh, I forgot my wallet. 03:27:03.426 --> 03:27:11.386 But anyway, when he goes off, he's about to do the deed, but then Jason comes along and injects him. 03:27:11.386 --> 03:27:17.426 He grabs the syringe and he stabs it in his back and pushes it out of his chest. 03:27:17.426 --> 03:27:18.946 So he pushes it all the way through. 03:27:19.066 --> 03:27:20.686 It's really bad, but we don't see it. 03:27:20.686 --> 03:27:26.326 It's so cheap again, because we're close up of a syringe pushing through just some material, which supposed to be a t-shirt. 03:27:26.366 --> 03:27:26.926 A t-shirt. 03:27:26.926 --> 03:27:29.626 Oh no, that's so cheap. 03:27:29.626 --> 03:27:31.726 And this is where the other guy comes back for his... 03:27:31.726 --> 03:27:34.446 It's literally no effects. 03:27:34.446 --> 03:27:40.466 And he shoots Jason, the other guy, who just keeps coming like the Terminator. 03:27:40.466 --> 03:27:46.046 And the other guy, so Jason pushes him a little bit into a pipe and that kills him somehow. 03:27:46.966 --> 03:27:49.606 Oh my god, this is fucking pool. 03:27:49.606 --> 03:27:52.846 I get annoyed by these pathetic attempts. 03:27:52.846 --> 03:28:03.546 If you've got to do this body kill, because obviously it comes up to budget, we can't do this body count, we can't do much effects because it's time and money to do a good kill. 03:28:03.546 --> 03:28:07.986 But if you're just throwing the quantity over quality... 03:28:07.986 --> 03:28:12.046 He should have held his face in front of it so the steam would melt his skin off his face or something. 03:28:12.086 --> 03:28:19.666 I can't even just get him to scream and just have him holding or rub his face against brick wall and get him screaming. 03:28:19.666 --> 03:28:20.886 So many things you could do. 03:28:20.886 --> 03:28:24.606 It's just like, I don't know, it's annoying. 03:28:24.606 --> 03:28:28.906 Well, Renny, despite being full of heroin, gets up and runs off. 03:28:28.906 --> 03:28:30.846 So it must be pretty shit heroin. 03:28:30.846 --> 03:28:31.886 Yeah. 03:28:31.886 --> 03:28:33.446 She runs off. 03:28:33.446 --> 03:28:35.866 Box of dudes goes up on a roof with Jason. 03:28:35.866 --> 03:28:38.406 Well, first of all, he goes into a phone booth first of all. 03:28:38.406 --> 03:28:39.386 Okay. 03:28:39.386 --> 03:28:41.546 But of course it's fucked, so he can't call anybody. 03:28:41.966 --> 03:28:47.566 Jason finds him, he smashes the phone booth, chases him up onto a roof. 03:28:47.566 --> 03:28:51.146 And this is the famous scene everybody knows about from this film. 03:28:51.146 --> 03:28:53.706 So he's a boxer as we know. 03:28:54.726 --> 03:29:00.886 And he throws a total of 56 punches at Jason in this scene. 03:29:00.886 --> 03:29:09.866 Now apparently Kane Hodder, who was a big guy but also had loads of padding on, just said to the actor, just go for it, just hit me as hard as you can. 03:29:10.866 --> 03:29:11.446 So he does. 03:29:11.446 --> 03:29:18.086 So those punches, most of them that he's throwing are real, because Kane Hodder was wearing a lot of padding on his body. 03:29:18.086 --> 03:29:23.446 Obviously, you have to be careful when he hit the mask, because that looks like it's going to hurt your hands. 03:29:23.446 --> 03:29:26.566 And he punches and punches and punches and punches and punches. 03:29:26.566 --> 03:29:32.066 Gets him right to the edge of the building, but Julius is so tired after 56 punches. 03:29:32.106 --> 03:29:36.886 And he just says, OK, take your best shot. 03:29:36.886 --> 03:29:40.826 And Jason, in one punch, does a mortal combat. 03:29:40.826 --> 03:29:46.066 So, this is for part seven's Sleeping Bag Against a Tree. 03:29:46.066 --> 03:29:48.626 This is the same for us. 03:29:48.926 --> 03:29:51.786 And it's remembered out of all of the movies. 03:29:51.786 --> 03:29:53.806 People remember this one or not. 03:29:53.806 --> 03:29:57.906 No, if you say to somebody, Jason Takes Manhattan, oh, that's where the guy gets his head punched off. 03:29:57.906 --> 03:29:59.846 But you won't remember any other kills, probably. 03:30:00.786 --> 03:30:01.926 No, because they're not that great. 03:30:01.926 --> 03:30:03.386 No. 03:30:03.386 --> 03:30:08.906 Reni is stoned wandering around on heroin, and she manages to find Sean. 03:30:08.906 --> 03:30:09.646 He's like, you all right? 03:30:09.646 --> 03:30:13.106 She's like, no, I'm a bit of heroiney at the moment. 03:30:13.106 --> 03:30:14.746 But she does say, Jason's here. 03:30:14.746 --> 03:30:16.026 He's followed us here. 03:30:16.026 --> 03:30:18.546 And Sean's like, hmm, really? 03:30:18.546 --> 03:30:24.966 Then they bump into the cops, and the cops are with the female teacher and Uncle Charles. 03:30:24.966 --> 03:30:26.706 So that's great. 03:30:26.706 --> 03:30:30.986 But they do, unfortunately, they say, get in the police car, but Julius' head is in there. 03:30:30.986 --> 03:30:35.446 Somehow Jason's teleported Julius' head onto the dashboard. 03:30:35.446 --> 03:30:38.886 One of the cops is killed with the radio cable around his neck by Jason. 03:30:38.886 --> 03:30:41.606 I didn't see it so quick. 03:30:41.606 --> 03:30:43.946 Renny gets in the cop car and drives. 03:30:43.946 --> 03:30:55.026 She runs into Jason, runs him over, and then she suddenly sees a little boy, Jason, for some reason, again. 03:30:55.206 --> 03:30:56.846 Mummy, mummy. 03:30:56.846 --> 03:30:58.346 And then she crashes. 03:30:58.346 --> 03:30:59.266 The car explodes. 03:30:59.266 --> 03:30:59.926 They all get out. 03:30:59.926 --> 03:31:02.226 The car explodes, except for the female teacher. 03:31:02.226 --> 03:31:06.526 She dies in a ball of blames in the car. 03:31:06.526 --> 03:31:07.126 So that's another one. 03:31:07.126 --> 03:31:08.726 Now there's only three of them left. 03:31:08.726 --> 03:31:13.186 Uncle Charles, Sean, and Renny. 03:31:13.186 --> 03:31:14.706 Yep. 03:31:14.706 --> 03:31:21.706 Renny then looks at a puddle, which transitions into a flashback. 03:31:21.706 --> 03:31:23.386 And I'm sitting there going, why? 03:31:23.386 --> 03:31:23.526 Why? 03:31:24.946 --> 03:31:25.866 Why does this happen? 03:31:26.686 --> 03:31:29.386 It's a nice sort of transition, the way it looks. 03:31:29.386 --> 03:31:30.486 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:31:30.486 --> 03:31:31.026 I agree. 03:31:31.646 --> 03:31:32.566 But why is... 03:31:32.566 --> 03:31:33.966 Why? 03:31:33.966 --> 03:31:38.946 So the flashback is, when she was a little girl, she was out on the lake with her uncle Charles. 03:31:38.946 --> 03:31:39.946 Yep. 03:31:41.106 --> 03:31:43.086 Don't do it as parents. 03:31:43.086 --> 03:31:45.966 This is not how you teach your kids to swim. 03:31:45.966 --> 03:31:52.426 He says to Renny, you know, you've been coming here for many years to visit me in the summer, and you still haven't gone in the water. 03:31:53.186 --> 03:31:55.086 I don't want to, Uncle Charles. 03:31:55.086 --> 03:31:57.506 Yes, I know, but one day you're going to have to learn to swim. 03:31:57.506 --> 03:31:58.586 And today is that day. 03:31:58.586 --> 03:32:00.466 And he throws her in the water. 03:32:01.526 --> 03:32:02.566 Yeah. 03:32:02.566 --> 03:32:04.506 And they're not just... 03:32:04.506 --> 03:32:05.726 Jason's down there. 03:32:05.726 --> 03:32:07.006 He might kill you. 03:32:07.006 --> 03:32:09.326 He drags people down. 03:32:09.326 --> 03:32:09.726 Right. 03:32:09.726 --> 03:32:10.946 You can't swim, can you? 03:32:10.946 --> 03:32:11.726 No. 03:32:11.726 --> 03:32:13.086 Off you go. 03:32:13.086 --> 03:32:13.706 Swim. 03:32:13.706 --> 03:32:17.226 Swim, Renny, before Jason gets you. 03:32:17.226 --> 03:32:18.446 He says Jason's going to get you. 03:32:18.446 --> 03:32:19.646 He's going to grab you quickly. 03:32:19.686 --> 03:32:25.046 You've got to swim, thinking she'll start swimming now, and she'll thank me for this when she's older. 03:32:25.046 --> 03:32:27.446 Thanks for scaring me and giving me a trauma. 03:32:27.446 --> 03:32:29.586 No, it's not happening. 03:32:29.586 --> 03:32:35.106 That's where she first saw the mutant little boy, who we know is Jason, for he's under the water. 03:32:35.106 --> 03:32:38.666 So she remembers all of this because she looks at a puddle. 03:32:38.666 --> 03:32:43.886 And then she turns to Charles and says, I remember that puddle's made me remember what you did to me. 03:32:43.886 --> 03:32:45.246 You fucker. 03:32:45.246 --> 03:32:46.986 And Sean's like, how could you do that? 03:32:49.166 --> 03:32:54.306 Jason wakes up, he starts chasing Uncle Charles. 03:32:54.306 --> 03:32:57.606 Uncle Charles runs into a derelict building. 03:32:57.606 --> 03:33:01.226 And before he can even get up the stairs, Jason's appeared above him. 03:33:01.346 --> 03:33:02.666 We don't see any of this. 03:33:02.666 --> 03:33:05.306 We just see him thrown out of the window. 03:33:05.306 --> 03:33:09.646 Then Jason picks him up and dunks him head first into a rat barrel. 03:33:09.886 --> 03:33:13.746 So an old moldy water barrel with dead rats floating in it. 03:33:13.746 --> 03:33:14.726 And he drowns him in it. 03:33:16.046 --> 03:33:19.146 It's one of my favorite kills, isn't it, actually, after the head punch. 03:33:19.146 --> 03:33:21.226 Oh, fair enough. 03:33:21.226 --> 03:33:26.826 Sean and Renny then, she says, my parents died in... 03:33:26.826 --> 03:33:28.186 I don't know why she reveals all this now. 03:33:28.186 --> 03:33:29.926 They're in the middle of New York, middle of the night. 03:33:29.926 --> 03:33:30.926 Everyone's dying around them. 03:33:30.926 --> 03:33:31.966 She's been almost raped. 03:33:31.966 --> 03:33:32.926 She's full of heroin. 03:33:32.926 --> 03:33:41.746 She says, just to let you know that my parents died in a car accident, and Uncle Charles looked after me, but he tried to kill me in the lake when I was a kid. 03:33:41.746 --> 03:33:44.106 And Sean's like, for fuck's sake, why are you telling me all this now? 03:33:44.306 --> 03:33:45.066 Jason's after us. 03:33:45.766 --> 03:33:47.406 Let's just get going. 03:33:47.406 --> 03:33:48.966 Tell me all of this tomorrow. 03:33:48.966 --> 03:33:50.586 Okay, let's get out of here. 03:33:50.586 --> 03:33:52.666 So they run down to a subway. 03:33:53.726 --> 03:33:59.866 Jason smashes through the door, the glass door of the subway. 03:33:59.866 --> 03:34:07.226 They get on a train, so does Jason, and he stomps through the carriages, carriage by carriage. 03:34:08.246 --> 03:34:14.386 But they pull the emergency brakes, which makes Jason fall over, and they jump off, and they run into the tunnel. 03:34:14.386 --> 03:34:16.006 Yeah. 03:34:16.006 --> 03:34:19.606 They escape by pushing Jason on to the third rail. 03:34:19.606 --> 03:34:22.966 Yeah, which is a valid thing to do. 03:34:22.966 --> 03:34:25.446 Again, though, this is the thing that resurrects him. 03:34:25.446 --> 03:34:26.666 Now you're trying to kill him. 03:34:26.846 --> 03:34:27.666 I don't know. 03:34:27.666 --> 03:34:28.606 I don't know how it works. 03:34:28.606 --> 03:34:30.346 It's going to give him more power. 03:34:30.346 --> 03:34:31.206 Yeah. 03:34:31.206 --> 03:34:32.686 It's going to charge him up. 03:34:32.686 --> 03:34:35.166 So they walk off, walk off. 03:34:35.166 --> 03:34:35.686 Don't run. 03:34:35.686 --> 03:34:36.946 They walk off. 03:34:36.946 --> 03:34:42.626 I'd be running back up to the city on Times Square, and they're like, oh, it's over. 03:34:42.626 --> 03:34:44.246 You shouldn't have said that, should you? 03:34:44.246 --> 03:34:45.466 No. 03:34:45.466 --> 03:34:46.186 They shouldn't have said it. 03:34:46.186 --> 03:34:48.086 Jason is now on the streets of New York. 03:34:48.086 --> 03:34:53.086 This is where it gets really fun for me, because, yeah, you're right, some of that dragged, but it's fun now. 03:34:53.086 --> 03:35:04.446 And apparently, Kane Otter said this was his favorite part to shoot because people knew who Jason was and he was on Times Square and all the extras, all the people around and the extras were all like, wow, Jason. 03:35:04.446 --> 03:35:10.286 And it just looks cool seeing him there on Times Square, you know, this character that we know so well. 03:35:11.946 --> 03:35:14.266 When he's there, though, there's a guy next to him. 03:35:14.266 --> 03:35:19.226 It's a creepy guy walks past with a black flasher Mac on. 03:35:19.226 --> 03:35:21.766 You probably didn't notice him just in front of us. 03:35:21.766 --> 03:35:23.046 He's just got that on. 03:35:23.046 --> 03:35:26.466 It looks like, oh, my God, that guy looks creepy. 03:35:26.466 --> 03:35:27.726 What's he gonna do? 03:35:29.086 --> 03:35:29.886 Drop anchor. 03:35:29.886 --> 03:35:32.326 Got a flash around here in my town. 03:35:32.326 --> 03:35:34.226 Oh, have you seen it? 03:35:34.266 --> 03:35:36.746 No, apparently it's some flasher. 03:35:37.886 --> 03:35:39.646 I didn't think that shit happened anymore. 03:35:39.646 --> 03:35:42.386 Which flashes his welly, doesn't he? 03:35:42.386 --> 03:35:45.426 When I was a kid, we... 03:35:45.426 --> 03:36:00.826 No, in the UK, schools have a lollipop lady, which is a lady in a sort of fluorescent coat that stands with a big lollipop that says, stop children crossing on it. 03:36:00.826 --> 03:36:03.286 And we called them the lollipop ladies. 03:36:03.286 --> 03:36:08.446 They probably have them in the US or in other countries, probably called something different, like a crossing guard, I think, or something. 03:36:08.446 --> 03:36:14.766 But anyway, they stop and they let the kids cross the road near the school with their parents or whatever. 03:36:14.766 --> 03:36:31.566 When I was a kid, when I was about, must have been like eight or nine, primary school, like first school, as we were waiting to cross the road after school, a man came over and he had his willy sticking out of his trousers and he was waving at me and all the girls that were crossing the road. 03:36:31.566 --> 03:36:34.746 My mom sort of pulled me away and all the other moms were going crazy. 03:36:34.746 --> 03:36:37.786 And then the lollipop lady, did she get smacked in the dick? 03:36:37.786 --> 03:36:40.146 She got her lollipops there and she smacked him on the back. 03:36:40.146 --> 03:36:42.366 I mean, you dirty old git, get out of here. 03:36:42.366 --> 03:36:46.046 She started smacking him with it really hard and he ran off sort of giggling. 03:36:46.046 --> 03:36:48.166 I would have smacked his dick. 03:36:48.166 --> 03:36:52.626 She, well, she didn't, but she hit that thing, it's a big metal disk, you know, on the end of a pole. 03:36:52.626 --> 03:36:53.686 He's getting his dick slapped. 03:36:54.526 --> 03:36:56.106 She could have dropped it off with that thing. 03:36:56.106 --> 03:36:57.546 Tough, doesn't that have it out? 03:36:58.246 --> 03:37:00.006 It's one of those things that stuck in my head. 03:37:00.006 --> 03:37:02.066 I think that was my first old man's cock actually. 03:37:02.066 --> 03:37:03.326 Probably. 03:37:04.886 --> 03:37:05.866 That sounds wrong. 03:37:05.866 --> 03:37:07.486 It does a little. 03:37:07.486 --> 03:37:09.166 Let me just move away from that. 03:37:09.166 --> 03:37:11.386 Have you had the old man's cock since? 03:37:11.386 --> 03:37:15.606 Because there's not been much of an old cock man experienced myself. 03:37:15.606 --> 03:37:19.306 There is another incident, but I won't go into it now. 03:37:19.306 --> 03:37:24.506 A real one where a man tried to entice me and some friends into a public bathroom. 03:37:25.666 --> 03:37:26.626 Have I ever told you that story? 03:37:26.626 --> 03:37:29.166 You've told this story, I think, before. 03:37:29.166 --> 03:37:29.726 Yeah. 03:37:29.726 --> 03:37:31.486 He said, will you come inside? 03:37:31.486 --> 03:37:32.526 We were like, no. 03:37:33.306 --> 03:37:35.306 I think we were about 12 years old. 03:37:35.306 --> 03:37:35.926 We said, why? 03:37:35.926 --> 03:37:38.426 He went, because I think you're really juicy. 03:37:38.426 --> 03:37:40.366 Yeah, you told us. 03:37:40.366 --> 03:37:41.406 We didn't know what that meant. 03:37:41.406 --> 03:37:43.026 I still don't know to this day what that means. 03:37:44.466 --> 03:37:47.026 But that's enough about that. 03:37:47.026 --> 03:37:48.606 Back to Jason Voorhees. 03:37:48.606 --> 03:37:50.366 Give me nightmares, you will. 03:37:50.366 --> 03:37:53.026 I don't know how he got on to that, to be honest. 03:37:53.026 --> 03:37:55.286 Anyway, Jason's on Times Square. 03:37:55.286 --> 03:37:56.386 He chases them. 03:37:56.386 --> 03:37:58.686 Oh, because you mentioned a flash as well. 03:37:58.686 --> 03:37:59.366 Yeah. 03:37:59.366 --> 03:38:07.026 So he chases them a few Times Square, and on his way over to them, he kicks over a boombox of a gang of punks. 03:38:07.066 --> 03:38:09.886 You're dead meat, slime bag, they say. 03:38:09.886 --> 03:38:13.926 And they pull out their flick knives and their butterfly knives. 03:38:13.926 --> 03:38:18.586 And this is that great moment where Jason, from behind, we don't see his face. 03:38:18.586 --> 03:38:23.106 He just lifts up his mask and shows them what's underneath, and they all just run off. 03:38:23.106 --> 03:38:24.326 Yeah. 03:38:24.326 --> 03:38:27.946 Another fun moment from this film that I really like. 03:38:27.946 --> 03:38:30.126 So that's good. 03:38:33.406 --> 03:38:35.646 Jason, so they then enter the diner. 03:38:36.366 --> 03:38:46.026 Jason enters it through the wall, and because he smashed the place up, the chef, the huge chef goes up to him and goes, hey, buddy, you shouldn't have done that. 03:38:46.026 --> 03:38:49.586 Now that guy went on to play Jason in Jason vs. 03:38:49.586 --> 03:38:51.146 Freddie. 03:38:51.146 --> 03:38:54.306 And he's also Cain Honda at Stunt Double, occasionally. 03:38:54.306 --> 03:38:55.626 That's why he's such a big guy. 03:38:55.626 --> 03:38:58.006 Jason, though, picks him up, throws him into a mirror. 03:38:58.006 --> 03:38:59.926 He is a big guy, yeah. 03:38:59.926 --> 03:39:09.786 Just throws him into a mirror, and we get a brilliant reflection, quite arty now, of Jason walking past the broken mirror and it sort of reflects it and we're broken up into different pieces. 03:39:09.786 --> 03:39:11.306 It looks really cool. 03:39:12.546 --> 03:39:14.526 They're going to the sewer system, don't they? 03:39:14.526 --> 03:39:14.886 Why? 03:39:14.886 --> 03:39:15.546 Why? 03:39:15.546 --> 03:39:16.646 Don't know. 03:39:16.646 --> 03:39:18.566 Head to a police station. 03:39:18.566 --> 03:39:21.246 I hope there's no chuds or alligators down there, though. 03:39:21.246 --> 03:39:23.606 I hope that there's Ninja Turtles down there, Gav. 03:39:23.606 --> 03:39:24.686 True. 03:39:24.686 --> 03:39:29.746 Because if you're going to fight Jason, and that's what I sent you the other night, this is what got me thinking. 03:39:29.746 --> 03:39:35.226 I sent Gav a load of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle versus Jason artwork. 03:39:35.226 --> 03:39:36.406 It's great, isn't it? 03:39:36.406 --> 03:39:37.486 Yeah, yeah. 03:39:37.486 --> 03:39:40.106 It would be a good crossover. 03:39:40.106 --> 03:39:41.206 Jason follows them. 03:39:41.206 --> 03:39:44.206 Yeah, they find a worker down there, and he's just like, well, how are you doing down there? 03:39:44.206 --> 03:39:45.526 And they're like, oh, we're trying to get away. 03:39:45.526 --> 03:39:48.706 And he says, well, in 10 minutes, toxic waste floods this place. 03:39:48.706 --> 03:39:49.286 Two minutes. 03:39:49.286 --> 03:39:51.066 In two minutes, toxic waste floods. 03:39:51.066 --> 03:39:53.206 So come with me now. 03:39:53.206 --> 03:40:00.106 He tells them, he says every midnight in New York, we flood the sewers with toxic waste. 03:40:00.106 --> 03:40:01.546 They don't fucking do that. 03:40:01.566 --> 03:40:03.246 Like RoboCop. 03:40:03.246 --> 03:40:04.386 What the hell? 03:40:04.386 --> 03:40:05.546 Why would they do that? 03:40:05.546 --> 03:40:07.166 Don't know. 03:40:07.166 --> 03:40:11.026 But they realize they have to get out of here. 03:40:11.026 --> 03:40:12.286 So off they go. 03:40:12.286 --> 03:40:21.526 But Jason, at speed, fucking rugby tackles, like the guy just fucking, boom, out of nowhere, just at speed. 03:40:21.526 --> 03:40:23.206 It's like, Jason doesn't move that fast. 03:40:23.206 --> 03:40:24.946 Why all of a sudden is he moving so fast? 03:40:24.946 --> 03:40:25.906 Okay. 03:40:26.026 --> 03:40:28.326 And then we see him kill him in the shadow. 03:40:28.326 --> 03:40:28.886 Yes. 03:40:28.886 --> 03:40:31.686 It's a shadow of him smashing his head in with a wrench. 03:40:31.686 --> 03:40:33.006 Rubbish. 03:40:33.006 --> 03:40:36.066 So Renny tries to talk to him. 03:40:36.066 --> 03:40:39.026 She says, you won't get me, Jason. 03:40:39.026 --> 03:40:39.926 I know you. 03:40:39.926 --> 03:40:43.226 I saw you in the lake when I was a little girl. 03:40:43.226 --> 03:40:45.046 And he's like, well, I'm just going to kill you. 03:40:45.046 --> 03:40:46.986 So he starts following her anyway. 03:40:48.566 --> 03:40:55.146 She grabs a bucket of random toxic waste that's lying around, because it's New York in the 80s and it's got to be toxic waste lying around. 03:40:56.326 --> 03:40:59.666 Which takes his mask off and we get to see his face. 03:40:59.666 --> 03:41:02.586 And he's basically like a mill from Robocop. 03:41:02.586 --> 03:41:03.126 Yeah. 03:41:03.126 --> 03:41:04.906 He's like screaming. 03:41:04.906 --> 03:41:08.246 And he sounds a bit like an elephant when he's... 03:41:08.286 --> 03:41:10.166 It's really weird. 03:41:10.166 --> 03:41:15.406 And the bit where he throws up all the liquid, that was real throw up from Kane Hodder. 03:41:15.406 --> 03:41:20.826 Apparently he drank like six jugs of water. 03:41:20.826 --> 03:41:26.506 And then as soon as they said action, he just threw up on command because he had so much liquid in him. 03:41:26.506 --> 03:41:27.806 Oh my God. 03:41:27.806 --> 03:41:29.926 Kane Hodder, you are a legend. 03:41:29.926 --> 03:41:32.286 So Sean and Renny start climbing a ladder. 03:41:32.286 --> 03:41:33.366 Jason tries to grab them. 03:41:33.366 --> 03:41:34.526 But of course, it's midnight. 03:41:34.526 --> 03:41:36.946 The Toxic Waves floods the sewer tunnel. 03:41:37.326 --> 03:41:38.226 He's dragged underneath there. 03:41:38.226 --> 03:41:45.646 But then we have the flashbacks to the sadness of Jason when it comes down to a child drowning, which is actually a really sad situation. 03:41:45.646 --> 03:41:47.526 I thought the same. 03:41:47.526 --> 03:41:48.986 I thought the same of him. 03:41:48.986 --> 03:41:51.306 It's the way you hear him say, Mummy, help me. 03:41:51.306 --> 03:41:58.086 Every time he's ever seen it, though, the kid that just drowned at the lake is when the camp counselor should have been looking after him. 03:41:58.086 --> 03:41:59.526 It is quite a sad thing. 03:41:59.526 --> 03:42:02.066 You know, it doesn't mean his mum should have gone around killing everyone. 03:42:02.066 --> 03:42:20.246 But no, but weirdly, for the first movie, it gives it, before it turned into like the superhero, evil superhero of Jason, the first movie, it gives it that more, more substance, I suppose is the word. 03:42:20.246 --> 03:42:23.086 A bit like Psycho or something where there's a reason. 03:42:23.086 --> 03:42:25.326 A bit more class to it as well, as always. 03:42:25.326 --> 03:42:33.986 So it definitely gives it a reason, a mother's love for her child and do whatever. 03:42:33.986 --> 03:42:35.426 And people have done that. 03:42:36.246 --> 03:42:39.706 Almost like Pamela Voorhees is almost like John Wick. 03:42:39.706 --> 03:42:42.866 They killed his dog and he went on a rampage. 03:42:42.866 --> 03:42:51.806 There was a dude in the 80s that was live on TV, because the news reports were there, turned up to the sentencing or he'd been sentenced. 03:42:51.966 --> 03:42:53.006 I've seen that, yeah. 03:42:53.006 --> 03:43:01.166 Yeah, to the dude who basically raped his son and he turned up and just shot him and killed him. 03:43:01.166 --> 03:43:02.106 It's on camera, isn't it? 03:43:02.426 --> 03:43:03.726 Yeah. 03:43:03.726 --> 03:43:07.046 That's crazy, but it will happen, you know. 03:43:07.046 --> 03:43:19.006 Yeah, and he'll go to prison, but they'll let him off lightly, because now the original ending of this film was supposed to have Jason melt away catch fire and melt into a puddle of nothing. 03:43:19.006 --> 03:43:22.626 But the studio said, but what if we want to make a Jason Nine? 03:43:22.626 --> 03:43:24.306 Let's make it have a little Jason. 03:43:24.306 --> 03:43:29.926 So you got a little Jason boy there, Jason boy, he melts down and back into a child. 03:43:29.946 --> 03:43:31.606 He's shivering away on the floor. 03:43:31.606 --> 03:43:33.266 So weird. 03:43:33.266 --> 03:43:34.786 Is there a child there or not? 03:43:34.786 --> 03:43:35.946 So weird. 03:43:35.946 --> 03:43:37.686 And then he melts away again to nothing. 03:43:37.686 --> 03:43:40.226 And then we just see a toxic waste mask. 03:43:40.226 --> 03:43:43.346 Sorry, a hockey mask floating along on the toxic waste. 03:43:43.346 --> 03:43:44.346 Yeah. 03:43:44.346 --> 03:43:47.746 And then it's dawn and Sean and Rennie come out of the the sewer. 03:43:47.746 --> 03:43:50.966 They come out totally dry and look like nothing. 03:43:51.006 --> 03:43:52.646 Look, it's like, hang on. 03:43:52.646 --> 03:43:54.066 You haven't slept for a long time. 03:43:54.066 --> 03:43:54.966 You must be hungry. 03:43:55.486 --> 03:43:57.366 You must want to just go and have a nice shit. 03:43:57.366 --> 03:43:58.966 There's so much stuff you must want to go. 03:43:58.966 --> 03:43:59.686 A nice shit. 03:43:59.686 --> 03:44:03.506 Well, just like you've not had a time for yourself for a long time. 03:44:03.506 --> 03:44:10.146 Like you've been smacked up on heroin, almost gang raped, got in fights, lost at sea. 03:44:10.146 --> 03:44:12.086 Spirity people have died. 03:44:12.086 --> 03:44:14.766 A lot of people have died that you know. 03:44:14.766 --> 03:44:16.246 But they look fine. 03:44:16.246 --> 03:44:16.706 They look alright. 03:44:16.786 --> 03:44:17.186 They kiss. 03:44:17.186 --> 03:44:18.246 In fact, they kiss. 03:44:18.246 --> 03:44:21.686 His dad was dead, but it's alright. 03:44:21.686 --> 03:44:24.766 But Gav, we got one final jump scare. 03:44:24.766 --> 03:44:25.906 Something, a POV. 03:44:25.906 --> 03:44:28.226 Something is heading towards them. 03:44:28.226 --> 03:44:29.406 Oh my God, what's it going to be? 03:44:29.406 --> 03:44:30.766 It's the dog! 03:44:30.766 --> 03:44:32.366 Ace is alive! 03:44:32.366 --> 03:44:33.486 But yeah, it's bringing the dog back. 03:44:33.486 --> 03:44:35.206 It's Hollywood rules. 03:44:35.206 --> 03:44:37.826 Apart from when you get to John Wick movies. 03:44:37.826 --> 03:44:41.986 We do get a nice crane shot as they walk off, as the camera just cranes up. 03:44:43.226 --> 03:44:46.326 But the most scariest thing is that that song comes back again. 03:44:46.326 --> 03:44:47.246 Yay! 03:44:47.246 --> 03:44:50.386 The darker side of the night. 03:44:50.386 --> 03:44:53.166 Do do do do do do do do do. 03:44:53.166 --> 03:44:53.686 And that's it. 03:44:53.686 --> 03:44:59.226 Jason is no more until part 9, 10 and the remake. 03:44:59.226 --> 03:45:00.566 Oh, and Freddie vs Jason. 03:45:00.566 --> 03:45:05.646 So we've still got another four films to cover of Jason's, which is brilliant. 03:45:05.666 --> 03:45:07.246 Which is funny, really. 03:45:07.246 --> 03:45:10.686 But this is a really fun one, in my opinion. 03:45:10.686 --> 03:45:15.606 It's got its flaws and it does drag towards the end of the Boat Act. 03:45:15.606 --> 03:45:17.986 But I love the whole stuff in New York. 03:45:17.986 --> 03:45:26.706 I love the batshit craziness of the just throwing in toxic waste and Julius being a boxer and just wanting to fight Jason all the way through the film. 03:45:26.706 --> 03:45:28.326 Why is there crazy Ralphson? 03:45:28.326 --> 03:45:29.606 I don't know. 03:45:29.966 --> 03:45:31.566 Why is Tina seeing visions? 03:45:31.566 --> 03:45:32.246 Not Tina. 03:45:32.246 --> 03:45:32.966 That's the other girl. 03:45:32.966 --> 03:45:35.346 But why is Renny seeing visions of baby Jason? 03:45:35.666 --> 03:45:36.106 I don't know. 03:45:36.106 --> 03:45:37.386 It doesn't make sense to me. 03:45:37.386 --> 03:45:40.486 But Halloween 3 season of The Witch doesn't really make sense. 03:45:40.486 --> 03:45:41.886 And that's a beloved film. 03:45:41.886 --> 03:45:44.286 So I really like this film. 03:45:44.286 --> 03:45:44.746 It's fine. 03:45:45.126 --> 03:45:46.766 It's better than New Blood. 03:45:46.766 --> 03:45:47.586 It's different. 03:45:47.586 --> 03:45:48.126 It's fine. 03:45:48.126 --> 03:45:48.646 It's different. 03:45:48.646 --> 03:45:54.286 But yeah, again, if you're a totalist, watch it. 03:45:54.326 --> 03:45:56.406 Yeah. 03:45:56.406 --> 03:46:00.986 If you want to see a boy get his head punched off at the top of a building, watch this. 03:46:00.986 --> 03:46:01.886 You know my thoughts. 03:46:01.886 --> 03:46:02.466 I love them all. 03:46:03.566 --> 03:46:04.426 I always recommend them. 03:46:04.426 --> 03:46:07.306 But Six is still my favorite. 03:46:07.306 --> 03:46:10.166 But that is it for our Jason. 03:46:10.166 --> 03:46:19.226 So next summer, next summer, we'll be covering Jason Goes To Hell, part nine. 03:46:19.226 --> 03:46:22.266 And then we'll be going to space. 03:46:22.266 --> 03:46:22.806 We will. 03:46:22.806 --> 03:46:23.966 For Jason X. 03:46:23.966 --> 03:46:25.146 That'll be an interesting one. 03:46:25.146 --> 03:46:28.786 Body, body hopping and space exploration. 03:46:30.166 --> 03:46:34.666 Well, let's go away and come back for the outro. 03:46:34.666 --> 03:46:35.626 What do you say? 03:46:35.626 --> 03:46:36.326 Do it. 03:46:36.326 --> 03:46:37.246 Do it now. 03:46:37.246 --> 03:46:38.306 Get to the outro. 03:46:55.897 --> 03:46:58.237 And we're back again to say goodbye. 03:46:58.237 --> 03:47:01.057 Thank you for coming along. 03:47:01.057 --> 03:47:04.797 Listen, stop, let me speak. 03:47:04.797 --> 03:47:06.677 Thanks for coming along. 03:47:06.677 --> 03:47:14.137 Please like, share, and tell your buddies who like horror movies, hey, check out these guys, Gavin Dan. 03:47:14.137 --> 03:47:17.977 They sound great like Tony the Tiger. 03:47:17.977 --> 03:47:24.217 It's always fun to talk Jason and Camp Crystal Lake, so I do enjoy our little annual tradition of revisiting these films. 03:47:24.217 --> 03:47:26.097 I'll be sad when we watch them all. 03:47:26.097 --> 03:47:27.197 But yeah, we've been to Crystal Lake. 03:47:27.197 --> 03:47:31.577 Do you know, I've got an insect bite on my BCG mark. 03:47:31.597 --> 03:47:33.197 Have you? 03:47:33.197 --> 03:47:36.137 What's BCG for people that don't know, Gav? 03:47:36.137 --> 03:47:48.377 I don't know what it actually fucking stands for, but it was an injection I got, and most people got, and you probably got one, in the sort of early 90s? 03:47:48.377 --> 03:47:50.077 Early 80s, I think it was. 03:47:50.077 --> 03:47:51.617 No, early 80s. 03:47:51.617 --> 03:47:54.537 It had been like late 80s, early 90s. 03:47:54.617 --> 03:47:55.717 I don't know what it's for. 03:47:56.257 --> 03:47:57.537 We all got one. 03:47:57.537 --> 03:47:58.777 Big needle. 03:48:00.597 --> 03:48:02.777 We had ours at primary school. 03:48:02.777 --> 03:48:04.777 I had a secondary school. 03:48:04.777 --> 03:48:11.757 It's basically tetanus, polio, and a couple of other things all thrown in. 03:48:11.937 --> 03:48:13.277 They just gave you a big jab. 03:48:13.277 --> 03:48:16.017 Yeah, I got an insect bite on it, so it's really weird. 03:48:16.017 --> 03:48:19.057 Luckily, they don't give you injections for random things that you don't know these days. 03:48:19.057 --> 03:48:20.677 Oh, Covid. 03:48:20.677 --> 03:48:22.737 Yeah. 03:48:22.737 --> 03:48:28.217 I've had my Covid jabs, obviously, but I'm starting to question now, what the fuck was going on with all of that? 03:48:28.217 --> 03:48:38.137 Well, when you start seeing people dying of blood clots, I've got a friend who's a couple of years younger than me, very fit, very exercised, very fit. 03:48:38.137 --> 03:48:39.277 He had a stroke recently. 03:48:40.157 --> 03:48:42.437 Jesus Christ, why have you had a stroke? 03:48:42.437 --> 03:48:44.217 That's really weird. 03:48:44.217 --> 03:48:47.677 It was like, okay. 03:48:47.677 --> 03:48:49.337 Well, Joe Rogan. 03:48:49.337 --> 03:48:52.077 And blood clots, people getting blood clots and stuff. 03:48:52.077 --> 03:48:53.697 It's more common now. 03:48:55.037 --> 03:48:57.617 Well, that was episode 182. 03:48:57.617 --> 03:48:58.097 In the brain. 03:48:59.977 --> 03:49:01.397 In the brain. 03:49:01.437 --> 03:49:02.897 It's saying in the membrane. 03:49:02.897 --> 03:49:04.997 I knew you were going to do that. 03:49:04.997 --> 03:49:06.677 So what's coming up next? 03:49:06.677 --> 03:49:08.217 What's up next, Daniel? 03:49:09.877 --> 03:49:15.497 Episode 181, our next episode, we'll be visiting another franchise that we've been working our way through. 03:49:15.497 --> 03:49:18.357 We're going to the world of Chucky. 03:49:18.357 --> 03:49:19.857 How's that next? 03:49:19.857 --> 03:49:33.197 Yeah, we'll be doing Child's Play 5, The Seed of Chucky from 2004 and Child's Play 6, which is called The Curse of Chucky from 2013. 03:49:34.337 --> 03:49:35.277 Okay. 03:49:35.277 --> 03:49:38.017 So we'll be covering two Chucky movies next. 03:49:38.017 --> 03:49:43.837 There'll only be two left after that as well, so that's another franchise we'll be finishing up at some point. 03:49:45.037 --> 03:49:48.057 And after that, we've talked about Sheila already. 03:50:18.837 --> 03:50:19.737 It doesn't really talk like that. 03:50:19.737 --> 03:50:21.937 Well, it does a bit. 03:50:21.937 --> 03:50:24.637 So that's going to be her episode, episode 182. 03:50:24.637 --> 03:50:33.897 And then after that, Gav, to finish up the summer, episode 183 will be celebrating summer blockbusters. 03:50:33.897 --> 03:50:37.117 And we've got a double bill from Roland Emmerich. 03:50:38.717 --> 03:50:48.597 And you'll be pleased to hear that we'll be covering your buddy Will Smith in Independence Day from 1996. 03:50:49.677 --> 03:50:51.377 I don't mind the film. 03:50:51.377 --> 03:50:52.337 It's okay. 03:50:52.337 --> 03:50:55.097 And I like Aliens and I like the whole idea. 03:50:55.097 --> 03:51:00.477 And it's kind of like if it actually happened, it's quite a good one for that scenario type thing, isn't it? 03:51:00.477 --> 03:51:02.537 There isn't that many like that. 03:51:02.537 --> 03:51:06.337 And we can do some impressions of Jack Goldblum. 03:51:06.337 --> 03:51:07.477 The second one is not very good. 03:51:07.477 --> 03:51:10.597 Oh, it wasn't very good at all. 03:51:10.597 --> 03:51:17.297 But because it's summer blockbusters, two years after that, Roland Emmerich then made Godzilla. 03:51:17.297 --> 03:51:18.937 And I cannot wait for us to see what happens. 03:51:18.937 --> 03:51:20.297 Me and you both like that film. 03:51:20.297 --> 03:51:22.177 People don't like that movie. 03:51:22.177 --> 03:51:22.737 I really like it. 03:51:22.757 --> 03:51:26.517 I have no problem with it and I've seen it many times. 03:51:26.517 --> 03:51:31.237 Yeah, apart from Godzilla Minus One, it is one of my favorite Western Godzilla movies. 03:51:31.237 --> 03:51:33.517 I literally don't mind it. 03:51:33.517 --> 03:51:36.577 I don't know why people miss it, actually. 03:51:36.577 --> 03:51:39.917 I prefer it to all of the Monsterverse stuff that's been coming out recently. 03:51:40.297 --> 03:51:41.557 Yeah. 03:51:41.557 --> 03:51:43.617 I like Minus One is amazing. 03:51:43.617 --> 03:51:45.897 Don't get me wrong, but that's Japanese. 03:51:45.897 --> 03:51:46.877 Yeah. 03:51:46.877 --> 03:51:48.457 This was brilliant to me. 03:51:48.617 --> 03:51:49.377 I really liked it. 03:51:49.377 --> 03:51:50.037 So I don't know. 03:51:50.037 --> 03:51:53.997 We have to look into why people don't like it because I don't know why. 03:51:53.997 --> 03:51:55.637 Because they didn't like the design of Godzilla. 03:51:55.637 --> 03:51:58.137 They didn't like Matthew Broderick as a lead. 03:51:58.137 --> 03:52:00.237 It went on too long. 03:52:00.237 --> 03:52:01.077 I really like it. 03:52:01.077 --> 03:52:01.997 I really like it. 03:52:01.997 --> 03:52:04.037 It gets to that point. 03:52:04.077 --> 03:52:09.477 It's almost like, for us, the Raptors, I know it's got little Godzilla's, chased them in that football stadium. 03:52:09.477 --> 03:52:10.877 They're stuck in stuff. 03:52:10.877 --> 03:52:13.397 And it's got Puff Daddy on the soundtrack as well. 03:52:13.397 --> 03:52:17.217 And Jamarraquai, hasn't it? 03:52:17.217 --> 03:52:18.817 So that's what's coming up next. 03:52:18.817 --> 03:52:20.197 We've got a couple of Chucky movies. 03:52:20.197 --> 03:52:23.377 One's got a big hat and one's a big knob. 03:52:23.377 --> 03:52:28.357 Not, I don't know about that actually, but I'm saying he's a dickhead. 03:52:28.357 --> 03:52:29.197 Brilliant. 03:52:29.197 --> 03:52:30.017 Not Jamarraquai. 03:52:30.017 --> 03:52:31.997 No, he's all right. 03:52:31.997 --> 03:52:39.317 So recovering a couple of Chucky movies, recovering Sheila's patron picks and we'll be doing Independence Day in Godzilla. 03:52:39.317 --> 03:52:44.997 Roland Emmerich just loved doing a, he did all the sort of 2012 and the day after tomorrow. 03:52:44.997 --> 03:52:48.137 He loves all of those kind of end of the world movies, isn't he? 03:52:48.137 --> 03:52:49.237 Big disaster movies. 03:52:49.237 --> 03:52:49.597 It's good. 03:52:50.097 --> 03:52:51.157 I like that. 03:52:51.157 --> 03:52:52.337 So that's what's coming up. 03:52:52.337 --> 03:52:57.897 So before we say our goodbyes, I was going to say before we say our Godzilla's, that's not right. 03:52:57.937 --> 03:52:59.737 Godzilla, imagine if that was the word for goodbye. 03:52:59.737 --> 03:53:02.457 Sarah says that instead of God bless you. 03:53:02.457 --> 03:53:04.497 Godzilla. 03:53:04.497 --> 03:53:12.097 I still say, what is it you told me to say when I get on the bus? 03:53:12.097 --> 03:53:13.557 Do you think it's cheese? 03:53:14.777 --> 03:53:15.557 No, no, it's... 03:53:17.617 --> 03:53:19.797 Oh, I still say it now and I can't remember what it is. 03:53:19.797 --> 03:53:20.277 I haven't said it. 03:53:20.277 --> 03:53:21.737 I haven't been on a bus for ages. 03:53:21.737 --> 03:53:24.017 I don't know what that would be. 03:53:24.097 --> 03:53:25.957 Instead of thank you or... 03:53:25.957 --> 03:53:30.937 Oh, instead of cheers, you always tell me to say, cheers. 03:53:30.937 --> 03:53:31.437 Cheers. 03:53:31.437 --> 03:53:35.497 So sometimes when I get in a taxi or on a bus, I'm like, cheers. 03:53:35.497 --> 03:53:37.217 Because you could make it sound like cheers. 03:53:37.217 --> 03:53:39.697 And I still say cheers to people sometimes. 03:53:39.697 --> 03:53:41.957 They're not going to look at you and go, what? 03:53:41.957 --> 03:53:43.197 Did you say cheers? 03:53:43.197 --> 03:53:45.017 No, I said cheers. 03:53:45.017 --> 03:53:47.037 Why would you think I said cheers, you weirdo? 03:53:47.037 --> 03:53:48.537 Yeah, that's what you can do. 03:53:50.697 --> 03:53:58.377 So before we say our Godzilla's, I'll quickly do our admin and thank everybody that needs to be thanked. 03:53:58.377 --> 03:54:01.537 So we are The Podcast on Haunted Hill. 03:54:01.537 --> 03:54:07.377 Thank you, everybody, as Gav said, for listening, following, subscribing, liking, sharing, whatever it is you do. 03:54:07.377 --> 03:54:13.317 We are a proud member of 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03:55:29.617 We have our website which is deadboltfilms.com 03:55:29.617 --> 03:55:38.697 You can go there to find out all the short films, all the features, the comic books, this podcast, the other podcast that Gav does, which is called? 03:55:40.437 --> 03:55:44.037 Podcast, The High Strangest Podcast with me and Sarah. 03:55:44.037 --> 03:55:44.757 Jesus Christ. 03:55:44.757 --> 03:55:49.077 Sorry, doing true crime and weird stuff and things. 03:55:49.077 --> 03:55:54.317 Recently you covered, I only listened to it the other day. 03:55:54.317 --> 03:55:55.497 What did you cover the other day? 03:55:55.497 --> 03:55:56.617 It was... 03:55:56.617 --> 03:55:58.097 I don't know. 03:55:58.097 --> 03:55:59.377 Jesus, I can't remember what it was. 03:55:59.377 --> 03:56:00.477 I can't remember what it was either. 03:56:00.477 --> 03:56:03.357 As soon as I record stuff, it's just out of my mind. 03:56:04.517 --> 03:56:07.377 Oh Jesus, sorry Sarah, I did listen to it and I can't remember what it was. 03:56:08.017 --> 03:56:09.497 Yeah, I'm a host, I can't remember. 03:56:09.497 --> 03:56:16.197 I listened to your Extra Extra on the same day and you did the sewer crocodile, sewer alligator. 03:56:16.197 --> 03:56:18.417 I'm gonna have to have a look. 03:56:18.417 --> 03:56:19.597 Yeah, because it's gonna really annoy me. 03:56:19.597 --> 03:56:21.717 Sarah's shouting at the podcast now. 03:56:21.717 --> 03:56:23.937 She is, she is. 03:56:23.937 --> 03:56:27.537 It was, oh, it was 4chan. 03:56:27.537 --> 03:56:28.557 Oh yeah, it was, yeah. 03:56:28.557 --> 03:56:32.197 You delved into the dark underbelly of 4chan, I remember now. 03:56:32.197 --> 03:56:33.657 Yeah, it was good. 03:56:33.657 --> 03:56:35.137 Yeah, that was creepy and weird. 03:56:36.337 --> 03:56:38.197 So yeah, go to deadboltfilms.com. 03:56:38.197 --> 03:56:44.917 You can find out we've got loads of stuff bubbling away on the, loads of irons on the fire, as they say. 03:56:44.917 --> 03:56:46.697 And we 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so much to Sheila, Dante, Don Collier, Matthew Godley, Jamie Jenkins, Kevin S. 03:59:20.497 --> 03:59:23.937 Fife, Sarah Kay, Rachel, RJ. 03:59:23.937 --> 03:59:26.457 McCready and Lex Boo. 03:59:26.457 --> 03:59:27.157 Thank you guys. 03:59:27.157 --> 03:59:28.017 Thank you so much. 03:59:28.077 --> 03:59:30.437 We massively appreciate it, honestly. 03:59:30.437 --> 03:59:31.157 We really do. 03:59:31.157 --> 03:59:33.777 It really, really does help things. 03:59:34.917 --> 03:59:35.977 So yeah, there we go Gav. 03:59:35.977 --> 03:59:40.197 That is episode 180 in the can done and dusted. 03:59:40.197 --> 03:59:41.297 Jason, Jason, Jason. 03:59:41.297 --> 03:59:44.997 Again, another episode done. 03:59:44.997 --> 03:59:46.657 Thank you for coming along and listening to us. 03:59:46.657 --> 03:59:49.057 If you've made it this far, congratulations. 03:59:49.917 --> 03:59:52.477 One more AI thing for you that we could do. 03:59:52.477 --> 03:59:55.097 Jason takes his mask off and it's Jason Statham underneath. 03:59:55.097 --> 03:59:56.137 Oh, that would be great. 03:59:56.137 --> 03:59:59.517 I actually thought when I watched it earlier, what if Jason Statham could play Jason? 03:59:59.517 --> 04:00:01.217 I thought that when I was watching the movie today. 04:00:01.217 --> 04:00:01.717 Weird. 04:00:01.717 --> 04:00:02.497 He's not big enough. 04:00:02.497 --> 04:00:03.137 He's not tall enough. 04:00:03.137 --> 04:00:03.377 No, he's not. 04:00:03.377 --> 04:00:04.717 He's big, but he's not tall enough. 04:00:04.717 --> 04:00:05.917 No, yeah. 04:00:05.917 --> 04:00:07.937 Who would play a good Jason these days? 04:00:07.937 --> 04:00:09.857 Let's just sign off with a little quick. 04:00:09.857 --> 04:00:11.377 You need not just tones. 04:00:11.377 --> 04:00:13.497 You kind of need a little bit of fat, so to speak. 04:00:13.537 --> 04:00:14.337 You know what I mean? 04:00:14.337 --> 04:00:19.217 You sort of got a handsome type, sort of size. 04:00:19.217 --> 04:00:20.057 So who would it be? 04:00:20.057 --> 04:00:22.657 I'm thinking, I don't know, nowadays. 04:00:22.657 --> 04:00:24.437 The Rock's too big. 04:00:24.437 --> 04:00:25.657 I don't know. 04:00:25.657 --> 04:00:27.797 Let's just say Nick as Cage, because he could do anything. 04:00:27.797 --> 04:00:28.957 Oh, yes. 04:00:28.997 --> 04:00:30.717 Well, he's a big one. 04:00:30.717 --> 04:00:33.417 Christian Bale could just put the weight on, I suppose. 04:00:33.417 --> 04:00:35.797 Yeah, he'd probably go a bit meta, though. 04:00:35.797 --> 04:00:37.897 Might actually kill people. 04:00:37.897 --> 04:00:38.657 Yeah. 04:00:38.657 --> 04:00:40.437 No, that's the other guy, Skeletor. 04:00:40.437 --> 04:00:40.897 He'd do that. 04:00:42.297 --> 04:00:44.117 Anyway, everybody. 04:00:44.117 --> 04:00:44.897 Jared Leto. 04:00:44.957 --> 04:00:49.237 Right, everyone, when you go to bed now, well, hopefully it's not daytime, but it could be. 04:00:49.237 --> 04:00:51.097 Go to bed when you want, I suppose. 04:00:52.117 --> 04:00:56.377 Look under the bed for Jason. 04:00:56.377 --> 04:00:59.917 If you go to bed, don't have sex, don't smoke weed, don't drink beer. 04:00:59.917 --> 04:01:02.017 Oh, you're so boring. 04:01:02.017 --> 04:01:04.937 Because Jason gets fucking cross with all of those activities. 04:01:04.937 --> 04:01:06.877 He gets annoyed, but really, he likes to do it. 04:01:08.037 --> 04:01:08.997 It's what he likes. 04:01:08.997 --> 04:01:10.617 So come on, Jason. 04:01:10.657 --> 04:01:11.597 He does it to himself. 04:01:11.597 --> 04:01:14.357 You're basically just moaning on social media. 04:01:14.437 --> 04:01:16.237 So really, you like it. 04:01:16.237 --> 04:01:18.157 He's basically Karen. 04:01:18.477 --> 04:01:20.037 He is Karen. 04:01:20.037 --> 04:01:20.397 All right. 04:01:20.397 --> 04:01:20.857 There we go. 04:01:20.857 --> 04:01:21.777 Jason is Karen. 04:01:21.777 --> 04:01:22.357 There you go, guys. 04:01:22.677 --> 04:01:26.597 It's a good night from a headless boxer on a roof. 04:01:26.597 --> 04:01:30.377 It's a good night from a tent. 04:01:30.377 --> 04:01:33.737 No, a sleeping bag smacked against a tree. 04:01:33.737 --> 04:01:35.337 Human being inside. 04:01:35.417 --> 04:01:38.937 And it's a salute to Kane Hodder. 04:01:39.997 --> 04:01:42.337 And it's a salute to the dog that can see us. 04:01:42.337 --> 04:01:45.557 Chold, swimming. 04:01:45.557 --> 04:01:47.657 One day these dogs will all team up. 04:01:47.657 --> 04:01:47.997 Special dogs. 04:01:47.997 --> 04:01:49.597 The dog from Hills Of Eyes. 04:01:49.597 --> 04:01:51.677 You know, the dog from Silver Bullet. 04:01:51.677 --> 04:01:52.817 Superman's dog. 04:01:52.817 --> 04:01:55.117 That dog from Silver Bullet that kicks the werewolves ass. 04:01:55.117 --> 04:01:56.017 There's a lot of dogs. 04:01:56.617 --> 04:01:59.937 There is a super dog as well, which is probably not Superman. 04:01:59.937 --> 04:02:00.137 Right. 04:02:00.137 --> 04:02:02.377 Anyway, let's go. 04:02:02.517 --> 04:02:03.077 Let's go. 04:02:03.077 --> 04:02:03.437 Good night. 04:02:03.917 --> 04:02:04.297 Goodbye. 04:02:04.837 --> 04:02:07.417 Bye. 04:02:07.417 --> 04:02:09.837 Thank you for listening to The Podcast on Haunted Hill. 04:02:09.837 --> 04:02:11.477 We will be back again real soon.